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Speaker 1: This is jam Nation with Jonesy bring up to speed

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Speaker 1: with the later Stash party news surprised everyone with her retirement,

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Speaker 1: but she said, no, I've done that in our time

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Speaker 1: to do something else from tennis. So she's taking part

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Speaker 1: in the Global Golf Tournament, just a one off. It's

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Speaker 1: the Icon series. I think her fiance, he's a professional golfer.

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Speaker 1: So she will be performing or playing golf long side

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Speaker 1: of champion boxer, the Manchester City Boss, Tottenham striker, people

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Speaker 1: people people these names I don't know, but they're famous

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Speaker 1: sporting people.

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Speaker 2: Is Ash a good golfer? I'd imagine her hand eye

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Speaker 2: coordination thing would be very good.

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Speaker 1: I think she'd be pretty good, because wasn't she also

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Speaker 1: a professional? She played the cricket, played the cricket, So yes,

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Speaker 1: I imagine as a sporting person she'll be excellent.

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Speaker 3: You know what else she's doing. Twenty five is a

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Speaker 3: young age to retire.

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Speaker 1: You know she's retiring from tennis, not from things.

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Speaker 3: Grayheaded nomad is she.

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Speaker 1: I'm just sitting and play totem tennis. Imagine how good

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Speaker 1: she'd be at tennis.

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Speaker 3: There's a thing i'd pay to watch that I would

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Speaker 3: pay to promote that let's let's get her on the ground.

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Speaker 1: But she's also writing a children's book. It's a sixth

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Speaker 1: book series called Little Ash. She said that many of

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Speaker 1: the stories are inspired by her real life experiences and

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Speaker 1: her family.

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Speaker 3: I should do well with that children's book. They're a

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Speaker 3: walk in the park. That's easy, easy peas, that's easy, pickens.

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Speaker 1: I know you think writing a children's book.

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Speaker 3: Is I think it is.

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Speaker 2: When I remember when the publishers came to me and said,

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Speaker 2: would you like to write a book about yourself.

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Speaker 3: I went off to children's book, pop up book. I

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Speaker 3: suggested children's book, and they went, no, that's easy. They

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Speaker 3: actually said the words, that's easy, children's book.

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Speaker 1: I would never suggest you write a children's book.

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Speaker 3: It would be a great children's author. I would be great.

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Speaker 3: I've got children, children, children like me.

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Speaker 2: The little kids up the top of the house, they

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Speaker 2: live at the top of the house.

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Speaker 3: They like me. They're lovely kids. Your children, the little children.

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Speaker 1: Next door at the top of your house, the flowers

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Speaker 1: in the attic.

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Speaker 3: They live in the house at the front of mine.

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Speaker 3: But they're lovely kids. They get me Easter eggs for Easter.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't mean you can write a book just because you

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Speaker 1: like children. It's famous celebrities who have written children's books.

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Speaker 1: I know what you're saying, because a lot of people

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Speaker 1: try their hand at it, and some very successfully. Peter Hellier,

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Speaker 1: he's a great author, but he writes and he'll say

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Speaker 1: and he writes time traveling. He hasn't said to me,

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Speaker 1: but he'll say, yeah. No, he's never said it's easy traveling.

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Speaker 2: Chef.

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Speaker 3: You know, kids block your ears, man, It is swore.

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Speaker 1: Some of them do some dodgy Meghan markle Member she

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Speaker 1: wrote a book called The Bench, the one that she

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Speaker 1: said on with Oprah. Sharon Osborne has written a book

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Speaker 1: The Children Madonna the English Roses that I put in

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Speaker 1: my bum when my boyfriend comes over.

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Speaker 3: Keeth Richard.

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Speaker 1: Keith Richards has written a children's book, Little nas.

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Speaker 3: X, Little Dog.

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Speaker 1: His book is called Things for Country.

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Speaker 3: Let's just end it right there with that. We could

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Speaker 3: eat you. We should go and do a collab or

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Speaker 3: write a children's.

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Speaker 1: I would be thrilled for you to discover how hard

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Speaker 1: it is writing it. You just write what you like.

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Speaker 3: Whether children will like kids.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of millions of dollars of research that

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Speaker 1: goes into what kids want to read.

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Speaker 2: It's largely with all due respect to idiots, and I'll

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Speaker 2: buy anything, so you say anything. When your kids were little,

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Speaker 2: Remember in the early days of this radio show, when

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Speaker 2: we're first starting out, I used to ring you at

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Speaker 2: night and we'd have a conference call about what we're

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Speaker 2: going to do on the show tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: And Jack or Liam would answer.

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Speaker 1: The phone, home phone, those are the home.

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Speaker 2: Phone, and Jack would be standing there and Liam's where's mum.

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Speaker 2: He's in the bath, and Mum's watching Liam in the bath.

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Speaker 2: And I'd say, nudy as a rudy, A rudy as

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Speaker 2: a nudy, and.

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Speaker 3: That became a chant and Jack loved that. He was

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Speaker 3: a baby.

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Speaker 1: And how are you saying? That should be?

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Speaker 3: That's how easy the book? Well, all right, that's your

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Speaker 3: first chapter.

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Speaker 1: Nudy is all right?

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Speaker 3: And what's the story.

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Speaker 1: What's your storyline?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's pretty much that I'll do.

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Speaker 1: Is it aimed at little kids?

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Speaker 3: And what's the story? D is a rudy? What's the narraty?

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Speaker 3: You read the Hungry Caterpillar? It just goes around eating stuff?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you are incredible.

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Speaker 3: And what about what's that that dog?

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Speaker 1: The dog Harry McClary from Donald's Dairy about bottomly pods.

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Speaker 1: These are iconic books. You haven't got it in you.

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Speaker 2: I have got it in me.

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Speaker 1: Kids in the attic upstairs. Would you write that?

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Speaker 3: I think it's been done. It's got the diary of

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Speaker 3: something I tell you right now coming. It was a book.

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Speaker 3: It was someone's life. Of course it was terrible, it's tragic,

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Speaker 3: but it was a book. It's history, don't appy.

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Speaker 1: Why would I ever bring up bring up ash Barty for.

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Speaker 3: It to become I'd say, farty is a party. Why

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Speaker 3: don't you call them books bad? Well that's a potential title.

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Speaker 3: So Nudy is a rudie, Farty is a party. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'll do the diagrams and i'll write the word. You

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Speaker 3: write the words. Great,