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Speaker 1: My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the Free I heard.

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Speaker 2: The Will and Woody.

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Speaker 3: Podcast thirteen one O six five.

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Speaker 2: You'd like to join us?

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Speaker 3: The question is, Hey, you got a promise that you

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Speaker 3: regretted making to your child. We're talking yesterday about the

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Speaker 3: fact that as a parent, I have a backbone woods,

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Speaker 3: but you do not, still looking for mine and still

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Speaker 3: consequently because it is a shocking feeling as a parent

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Speaker 3: where you promise your child something, you realize you've promised

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Speaker 3: them something, and then you realize, well, we can't do

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Speaker 3: that thing anymore, and then you have a choice. You go,

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Speaker 3: I say no, I'm ended. I put my big point

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Speaker 3: my big boys shoes on, and I then I'm the

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Speaker 3: grown up in the relationship. I make room for their emotion.

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Speaker 3: They throw the tantrum.

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Speaker 2: It's never nice. You've broken a promise, though, so you're

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Speaker 2: also lying.

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Speaker 4: Or.

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Speaker 3: Or you just give them what they want because you

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Speaker 3: promise them something and then you end up doing something

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Speaker 3: really stupid, and.

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Speaker 2: I'll get in silly moods and I make outrageous promises.

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Speaker 3: Well, the other thing is that we were talking about

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Speaker 3: because you and I both had to a second kid recently,

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Speaker 3: and you get very tired. And then as you move

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Speaker 3: towards the end of the day, children are wicked, like

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Speaker 3: they they do start getting a sense of the fact

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Speaker 3: that you are fatigued, and that's when they.

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Speaker 2: Ask for increasingly outrageous things.

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Speaker 3: The more and more tired you get, because they know

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Speaker 3: that you'll say no, but then you'll promise them that

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Speaker 3: you'll do it the next day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're like, I can't now. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: You brush your teeth, yeah, and get through. I started

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Speaker 3: saying three seconds. I'm like, started brushing your teth in

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Speaker 3: three seconds?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we can do that tomorrow. I promise makes

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Speaker 3: a piece of chocolate cake. Last night at six o'clock,

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Speaker 3: do you remember did you remember that morning?

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Speaker 2: First thing? Chocolate cake?

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Speaker 3: The memory that I was like, wellmember, that's a human thing.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad she does remember in a lot of ways.

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Speaker 2: But but you just don't think they'll evolve that fast.

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Speaker 2: They're on you.

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Speaker 3: She woke up and I said, you know, we'll have

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Speaker 3: a breakfast first, and she was like, nah, you said

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Speaker 2: So was your backbone there? Mate? Was your backbone? Then

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Speaker 2: give some chucky you did, didn't you? Yeah, I did. Well,

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Speaker 2: there's a lot going on. Sure, there's a lot going on.

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Speaker 3: You know, we barely slept, so she she pushed me

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Speaker 3: towards the edge. But you had a great example yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I promise that you made late at ninety your child

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Speaker 3: that you regretted making.

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Speaker 6: There was a morning and it was a cold morning

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Speaker 6: where where I had to dance naked in the sprinklers

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Speaker 6: in my backyard. I said a weird mad and I

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Speaker 6: was like, I want to take dancing the sprinklers.

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Speaker 2: Said tomorrow morning in my god, And she was like,

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Speaker 2: what am I see? Shocking morning? This is just the

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Speaker 2: worst morning ever. You see you mentioned that it was cold.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why why that was.

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Speaker 1: It was just like I think it was a hot morning.

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Speaker 1: There might be some people that go work. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like fun.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you mean.

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Speaker 1: This was freezing the last thing you felt like doing.

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Speaker 2: And it's God.

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Speaker 1: The speakers just went forever as well. I just would

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Speaker 1: not turn off. I can't understand my irrigation system. So

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Speaker 1: I was just like on this one, I regonize out

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Speaker 1: there for twenty five minutes dancing to sprinklers.

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Speaker 5: Just brain.

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Speaker 2: Five, what's the promise you regretted making to your child.

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Speaker 3: I suppose the another way to say it is, what's

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Speaker 3: the promise that your child held you to a birth?

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Speaker 2: I mean this happens a lot to me, but I

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Speaker 2: was going to say you you would have a treasure

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Speaker 1: Sure, there's so many. Like it was like the day

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Speaker 1: before her birthday, she want to go to bed. So

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Speaker 1: I was saying she wanted to me to be the

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Speaker 1: Cheshier Cat. She was like, be that. She remember this

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Speaker 1: demands me to become people. So it's like become flu

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Speaker 1: home and then like, but the go to is become

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Speaker 1: Jeshier Cad.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to Jeshier Cad. Right.

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Speaker 1: She's just yelling this at me at night, and and

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Speaker 1: so I said, no, no, no, I'm not doing it, not

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Speaker 2: I'll do it. I'll be cheshi Cat all day for

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Speaker 2: your birthday. Full day.

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Speaker 1: And I was full and it was a hot day,

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Speaker 1: and I had a woolen, a woolen onesie pink stripes,

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Speaker 1: and so I'm in a playground, just sweating bullets, being

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Speaker 1: the Cheshire Cat off all day worst day of my

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Speaker 1: life on his birthday.

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Speaker 3: Look, you're actually a double you're actually you've got a

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Speaker 3: bit of a double ender going on as well because

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Speaker 3: you're because you're a briber as well. Yes, so your

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Speaker 3: only way through is bribing, and then you get punished

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Speaker 3: because she holds you to the bribes.

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Speaker 1: I I divert a lot to future Woody like current

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Speaker 1: current Woody is. There's a lazy, cowardly bastard and he's

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Speaker 1: just constantly going like, there's the future me's just going

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Speaker 1: to have to deal with that, right, But then obviously

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Speaker 1: future me becomes me, and then that's a night there

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Speaker 1: for me. Yes, I just find myself like my weekends

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Speaker 1: now are making outrageous promises on a Friday night, and

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Speaker 1: then you get through, just to get through.

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Speaker 2: So there's a there's someone who.

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Speaker 3: Called the show a little while go, and it's about

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Speaker 3: promising his child something if he caught a seagull. Now,

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Speaker 3: Junior Bruce analyst seems to think she's found that audio,

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Speaker 3: which I'll get to you guys. If she's found it,

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Speaker 3: she's she's got wide eyes. Have you found a dabe?

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Speaker 7: I found it?

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Speaker 2: But to stand by, Wow, there's a lot going on

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Speaker 2: out there. Wow, gee, we I don't even know that, man,

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Speaker 2: what was it? We're alive on it. So we're going

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Speaker 2: to get to that. But first we go to Alisha.

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Speaker 2: I've seen Alisha. Alia does say you did a fun

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Speaker 2: run with her. Alisha, stand by my comments, Stann by

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Speaker 2: my comments. Alisha, you promised your daughter something.

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Speaker 8: Yes, I promised her that I would buy her a

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Speaker 8: bigger bike if she was able to get off the

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Speaker 8: training wheels on her sixteen inch bike, not knowing that

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Speaker 8: it will only take her two days. I caught the

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Speaker 8: I caught my neighbor's kid and my daughter taking off

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Speaker 8: the training wheels themselves so that they could practice together.

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Speaker 8: And the first day there was a lot of arguments

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Speaker 8: and she wouldn't take my advice or anything. And then

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Speaker 8: two days later, at her second attempt, the two kids

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Speaker 8: were offer me the street riding their bikes by themselves.

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Speaker 2: Wow, she nailed. So she's got a brand new bike.

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Speaker 8: Unfortunately, I had to come up with some money to

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Speaker 9: Buy a new bike.

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Speaker 2: To you, it's also good. It's a good thing though.

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Speaker 3: She also, you know, the bribe paid off in a

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Speaker 3: lot of ways, just left me broke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so soon yeah, yeah, yeah, the money ones, I

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Speaker 1: hard on it. When I'm sure you're the same. When

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Speaker 1: a birthday is coming up, you just I just put

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Speaker 1: she asked for, put on the birthday list.

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Speaker 2: But how do you do that? What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: I just say no in that sense to me, can

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Speaker 3: I have that? I say no, what do you? You

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Speaker 3: walk past the shop and memy goes, can I have that?

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Speaker 3: And you say wow wow. We get to the birthday

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Speaker 3: and her list is like the dead seas FROs?

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Speaker 2: What did you have? Did you go on Christmas? For Christmas?

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Speaker 2: That's not me that that Santa. Santa has to do

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Speaker 2: with a lot. Oh so Santa just dropped a few balls. Santa.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Santa drops a few balls because we'll say

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Speaker 1: to her, we'll go like, I'll put on the list

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Speaker 1: for Santa.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: And that's at least two to three months of that. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: and then on Christmas Day sometimes like Santa, you must

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Speaker 1: be tough at the workshop.

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Speaker 2: You just blame Santa. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's fair,

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Speaker 2: which is fair. It's his fault at the end of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, okay, all right, analyse how did you go.

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Speaker 7: I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 2: It was the wrong audio.

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Speaker 3: Oh really built it up?

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Speaker 2: Built up? Are you serious?

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Speaker 7: That was my bad.

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Speaker 11: But I can tell you she was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 11: my mom told me she'd give me a million.

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Speaker 7: Dollars if I caught a seagull, and I caught a seagull.

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Speaker 7: But and then she never gave me the money. And

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Speaker 7: I'm a lawyer, so I.

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Speaker 2: Might go sue her.

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Speaker 7: Now, that's what it would have.

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Speaker 2: Saund like, that's perfect. Who needs the audio? That's great?

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Speaker 2: That more often?

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Speaker 1: Right now, though, I just want to I want to

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Speaker 1: talk about well effectively, I'm talking about death, but don't worry.

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Speaker 2: I'm not getting too serious about it. But what happens

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Speaker 2: to all of us, It.

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Speaker 1: Happens to all of us. And I just think something

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Speaker 1: we don't think about enough. All I have a plan

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Speaker 1: for is what to do with the ashes of our

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Speaker 1: loved ones. I can'd of just think it's something that

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Speaker 1: you don't. We don't like talking about death, so we

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Speaker 1: don't actually have a plan. And case and point, my dad.

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Speaker 3: There were the ashes I was going to bring out.

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Speaker 3: We've got some rat ashes in a necklace here.

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Speaker 1: Right, So we found a rat in my house died

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Speaker 1: of natural causes. I definitely didn't cause that.

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Speaker 2: And then you know you suffocated it in a cupboard.

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Speaker 1: I did not mate it crawled into it's covered by itself,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 2: But right so, and I love that rat. And we've

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Speaker 2: got the ashes. We don't know where to put them,

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Speaker 2: so we've.

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Speaker 3: Analy can't be near, but we've just got we've got

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Speaker 3: rad ashes every day with got an.

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Speaker 2: Eurn of rat ashes over there.

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Speaker 1: We've got rat ashes in a necklace just hanging from

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Speaker 1: a hook outside.

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Speaker 2: We didn't really know where to put them. Can you

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Speaker 2: just throw them in the bin? No, mane it it's

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Speaker 2: a life. But it's not they're no longer alive. It's

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Speaker 2: their body. It's spiritual. I don't know if it is.

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Speaker 3: The spiritual part for me, is their consciousness no longer exist.

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Speaker 3: It's just the flesh like that's you know, ashes to ashes,

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Speaker 3: dust to dust.

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Speaker 2: They're just going to be thrown back into the earth

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you could put it back in the earth.

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Speaker 1: like did you not think it through? And kind of

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Speaker 2: It's kind of a bit of a nuisance, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Leving them around?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is what I want to ask about.

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Speaker 2: They go and get incinerator. Do they don't go what's

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Speaker 3: Put it right down there and get it done. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they get incinerated CD cremated. I think the technical turn

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Speaker 1: Then they give you this box of ashes, and then

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Speaker 1: you've got to get in your car and you've got

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Speaker 2: You're like, oh, where am I going to? Where am

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Speaker 2: I going to put grandma? Right now? My dad had

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Speaker 2: so did this with my grandma.

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Speaker 1: He was incinerated and then he was cremated. He went

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Speaker 1: and picked her up and then was like, but I've

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Speaker 2: So he went to golf.

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Speaker 1: And then he was like, it feels wrong to leave

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Speaker 1: Grandma in the car, right, you know, we don't leave

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Speaker 1: Grammar in the car. Grandma's ashes, and so I'll put

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Speaker 1: I'll have a rand of eighteen with Grandma in the bag.

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Speaker 1: That was nice, okay, until oh four he went too

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Speaker 1: Right now, Usually it's a propriate to carry around a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Dad didn't have a sand bucket that day. What

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Speaker 1: Golf course, so actually she's to be honestly, I don't

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Speaker 2: I can't think of a better place for Grammar to be, like,

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Speaker 1: So thirteen thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.

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Speaker 1: Where where'd you put the ashes? Or where are the ashes?

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Speaker 2: You can't think it through.

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Speaker 3: Is it cannibalism if you used to eat them in

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Speaker 3: some way like sprinkle them on something?

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Speaker 1: Famously, Keith Richards snorted his dad. Yes, I don't think

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Speaker 1: we're calling that cannibalism.

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Speaker 2: No, he didn't need him, though, that's fair.

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Speaker 3: You made some Leamington's and you were assured of from

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Speaker 3: coconut shavings. Would it be would it be a crime

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Speaker 3: to put grandma on the Leamingtons?

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Speaker 2: Yes, well I don't think it's a crime, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: not illegal but frowned upon.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I don't think it's illegal because she's no longer

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Speaker 2: It's not totally illegal if.

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Speaker 3: You don't tell people that grandma's in the somebody, we're

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Speaker 3: not drugging people.

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Speaker 2: What do you do with your weekends? Tom stuff, that's

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Speaker 2: for sure, Leanne.

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Speaker 1: This was your sister who did something a bit weird

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Speaker 1: with the ashes.

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Speaker 9: Well, yes, she's her husband passed away and so he's

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Speaker 9: in a flower pot outside. But she's not very good

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Speaker 1: Oh, two generations. They're just sitting on a shelf in

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Speaker 9: Yes, in what a vessel, I think when you pick

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Speaker 9: them up from being cremated. So, I don't know, I

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Speaker 9: haven't seen them. I just think she should get rid

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Speaker 3: It sounds like you're you, Aleyn, like, because it's annoying you.

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Speaker 9: No, it doesn't annoy me, But I just think, why

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Speaker 9: are you hanging on to it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, this is kind of what I was saying before, Like,

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Speaker 3: I just just who cares? They're not there anymore? I

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Speaker 3: actually quite like I love that Leand's at start Lan.

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Speaker 3: Did she say, you say you had the hobby in

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Speaker 3: the pot in the flower pot?

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Speaker 9: You's got him in a flower My mom is ninety

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Speaker 9: seven and she wants to be cremated and scattered around

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Speaker 9: my garden. And I said, no, you're going to go

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Speaker 9: on the shelf at Jenny's place in the sheep.

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Speaker 2: You're putting your own mum on the shelf.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't. I don't want her, Sorry.

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Speaker 1: What do you want her?

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Speaker 2: In the garden? Eyes in the garden's beautiful they're fertilizing

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Speaker 2: new life. It's isn't it.

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Speaker 9: I don't want her scattered in my garden.

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Speaker 2: Why not? I don't think it'd be good for the garden.

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Speaker 2: Microp after and.

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Speaker 9: Now I don't want to be looking after us. So

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Speaker 9: she's got.

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Speaker 2: One fair enough.

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Speaker 3: I thought a human body would be great fertilizer. That's

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Speaker 3: like that expressed with the expression comes from pushing up daisies.

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Speaker 3: Your decomposing corpse is good.

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Speaker 2: Great question for that guy with the crazy hair. What's

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Speaker 2: his name?

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Speaker 3: Yeahs the garden guy, strange Costa.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow not that down, Sheridan. Is a body good for

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Speaker 1: the for the garden, Sheridan, that'll be on tomorrow show. Sheridan,

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Speaker 1: this is your brother.

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Speaker 2: Anyone that died, I'll put on my garden.

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Speaker 1: You're not putting me on your garden and tomorrow put

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Speaker 1: you well, you're not getting me in charge of where

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Speaker 1: I'm put Let's go to Sheridan. Sorry, Sheridan, haven't been

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Speaker 1: a fighting here, Sheridan. Your brother did something a bit

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Speaker 1: weird with the ashes yees.

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Speaker 5: So he's a unit in his house and at the

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Speaker 5: moment he's got my grandma, my grandpa, my mom, my dad,

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Speaker 5: when we have barbecues and stuff his house, he actually

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Speaker 2: Is really strange. Laugh, great, Yeah, who is that? Lave

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Speaker 2: your is so thanks Sheridan. That's awesome. I love that.

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Speaker 2: I love that. Thank you for like a car trying

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Speaker 2: to start. We love Sheridan. So do you actually care?

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Speaker 2: You actually would care?

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Speaker 1: You know that I've written a letter which I've given

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Speaker 1: to a state planning lawyers with directions as to what

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Speaker 1: I want done.

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Speaker 2: I've told you this, have you, you bastard? I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I just don't care.

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Speaker 3: Like I filled out my organ donut thing the other

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Speaker 3: day and I was reminded as I filed out this

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Speaker 2: Care what happens to my body? Take my take my eyes,

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Speaker 2: take organs hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: Take whatever you want, but then leave enough to incinerate

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Speaker 1: and then you know, because it's it's a bottle of

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Speaker 1: mescal is.

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Speaker 2: Going to go down. Sorry, let's go to Jason. I

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Speaker 2: forgot about this shot me. Jason.

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Speaker 1: You were in the Navy, So just give it. You

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Speaker 1: want me to drink you It's optional. It's not only

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Speaker 1: going to force it to discuss this.

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Speaker 2: I think that might be illegal. You don't know that

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Speaker 2: because I'm giving you permission and it's a legal document.

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Speaker 3: There's some things that you can't give people permission for

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Speaker 3: that crosses legal boundaries.

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Speaker 2: Now, don't don't want to get the text book.

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Speaker 3: Don't let me get out the textbook to my lawyers there, Jason,

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Speaker 3: some things you can't do.

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Speaker 2: There's some things you can't ask people to do to you.

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Speaker 2: Get a lawyer. Consent or no consent, Get a lawyer

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Speaker 2: on this. I don't think you can be telling people

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Speaker 2: that it's you can't be telling people it's cool for

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Speaker 2: me to for you to eat my body. I don't

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Speaker 2: think it's cool, nor is it legal. I think it's

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Speaker 2: very cool. Jason.

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Speaker 1: You're in the navy, Jason, something that was done with

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Speaker 1: some ashes.

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Speaker 12: Mate. Yeah, so yeah, back in the day I was

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Speaker 12: I think I would have just been turned eating. I

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Speaker 12: joined earlier. But we're doing a request for the people

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Speaker 12: have died and everything else, and they want of their

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Speaker 12: ashes spread at sea. So we're out of Coral, out

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Speaker 12: of the Coral Sea, and the captain's there doing his speech.

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Speaker 12: Cut the first one open broke out of the out

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Speaker 12: of the box. AT's in the plastic box, and then

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Speaker 12: I had to pour it over the over the ship's side.

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Speaker 12: That was great. Next next minute, the second one's going

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Speaker 12: out and the ship's changed direction. All the bone and

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Speaker 12: ash ended up inside my overalls, and I wasn't wearing

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Speaker 12: any undies. I had bone and ash through every crack

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Speaker 12: and the water.

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Speaker 2: Convinced you're in the car with somebody else along it

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Speaker 2: pH number thirteen one sixty five if you'd like to play.

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Speaker 3: We've had some bad players recently, Woods and we'd love

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Speaker 3: to hear some people with a bit of game on them.

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Speaker 2: Ruby's fourteen. She's called we love it, Rubes. Who are

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Speaker 2: you in the car with my mom? Okay she's driving? Yes,

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Speaker 2: m that checks out. We'd like to hit Sue.

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Speaker 3: We've got our age, which I don't know if that's

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Speaker 3: given up the ghost for Rubes a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Let's find out. Ruby. Throw mum on the phone, please,

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Speaker 2: ye hi, hi, Mum, how are you? I'm very that's real.

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Speaker 2: That's a real mum. That's a real mum. You can

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Speaker 2: just was cold? Wasn't it cold as ice? Cold as ice?

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Speaker 2: Ruby's going Hey, Mum, can I call a radio? Show

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Speaker 2: right now now. I was going, you know what, I've

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Speaker 2: just finished work. I've got nothing else in the tank,

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Speaker 2: but sure go for a sweetheart. I didn't. I didn't

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Speaker 2: hear any frostingness. There are you joking? I think you're joking.

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Speaker 2: I think Freeze the Sahara that voice that was, I think,

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Speaker 2: I think? What's your name?

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Speaker 11: Mum?

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Speaker 2: Tak a web and you said? You said lovely Nikola?

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Speaker 2: And beat you're at you?

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Speaker 9: Are you?

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Speaker 11: Do?

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Speaker 2: You sound like a real person? You're real?

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Speaker 5: I am real?

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Speaker 2: And were you excited about engaging in this game on

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Speaker 2: the radio today?

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Speaker 4: She asked?

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Speaker 12: Every day.

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Speaker 2: It's a reluctant play.

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Speaker 1: Woods Junior producer Analysa's brother Josh has a dream and

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Speaker 1: that dream is to be on the next season of

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Speaker 1: Love Island. So we had this information and we were

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Speaker 1: a bit naughty Will. We had a little bit too

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Speaker 1: much fun with it. We have been pranking him, making

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Speaker 1: him believe that the casting agent of Love Island has

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Speaker 1: been speaking to him because they're thinking about it.

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00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,229
Speaker 2: To be fair to.

438
00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:54,388
Speaker 3: Josh, I know lots of people who have seen this online.

439
00:19:55,909 --> 00:20:00,469
Speaker 3: Junior producer Digital producer Dars. He just showed me the

440
00:20:00,589 --> 00:20:04,589
Speaker 3: video popped off online Sophie Monk pranking him, So there

441
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:07,629
Speaker 3: was a lit there's like a real sense of legitimacy

442
00:20:08,229 --> 00:20:11,148
Speaker 3: to this prank called when the host and the actual

443
00:20:11,189 --> 00:20:14,669
Speaker 3: host of the show calls you, so like credit, Like

444
00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:17,949
Speaker 3: I can't see myself not believing it that a Love

445
00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,189
Speaker 3: Island producer would call me after Sophie.

446
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:22,549
Speaker 2: Monk called me, and the Sophie Monk call was legit.

447
00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:24,789
Speaker 1: So it's totally popped up to take it right, to

448
00:20:24,949 --> 00:20:28,509
Speaker 1: take it right to the start, Josh. Josh said to

449
00:20:28,549 --> 00:20:31,668
Speaker 1: Annale's can you give this photo of me to Sophie

450
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:34,069
Speaker 1: Monk and can you also give her my number? Right,

451
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,269
Speaker 1: that's how this whole thing started. So as soon as

452
00:20:36,309 --> 00:20:38,148
Speaker 1: you're doing something arrogant like that, of course we're going

453
00:20:38,229 --> 00:20:38,669
Speaker 1: to destroy you.

454
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:39,149
Speaker 2: On this show.

455
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:42,309
Speaker 1: So yes, Sophie called him made him feel very uncomfortable.

456
00:20:42,389 --> 00:20:44,109
Speaker 1: It was very funny, as Will said, go and watch

457
00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:47,389
Speaker 1: it on the Instagram or TikTok Will and Woody, But

458
00:20:47,509 --> 00:20:49,829
Speaker 1: then we just wanted to crush him.

459
00:20:49,669 --> 00:20:50,229
Speaker 2: A little bit further.

460
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:53,229
Speaker 3: Great body as well, he must be said the photo

461
00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:54,829
Speaker 3: that he sent beautiful body.

462
00:20:54,909 --> 00:20:57,269
Speaker 1: Wanted Sophie to see the beautiful body he's been working

463
00:20:57,349 --> 00:20:57,989
Speaker 1: hard arms.

464
00:20:58,069 --> 00:21:01,829
Speaker 2: You could set your watch too, like really gorgeous had.

465
00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:04,909
Speaker 1: Muscles where I did, and no muscles could be yes anyway,

466
00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:06,749
Speaker 1: we just wanted to take it a bit further. So

467
00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:08,989
Speaker 1: that's when Button Push Tommy, you stepped up and you

468
00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:12,908
Speaker 1: pretended to be a casting director for Love Island McCall.

469
00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:16,149
Speaker 2: And then he talked himself up. What would you say

470
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,629
Speaker 2: is your best physical feature? Oh?

471
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:23,589
Speaker 12: Good question. Maybe my arms, my eyes, my arms, just

472
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:25,989
Speaker 12: my body all the way overall. Really, I think I'll

473
00:21:26,029 --> 00:21:27,549
Speaker 12: just take care of myself pretty well.

474
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,429
Speaker 1: Body all the way, baby way, and you need like,

475
00:21:30,509 --> 00:21:32,989
Speaker 1: let's be honest. Around the villa, you're you're in your

476
00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:35,309
Speaker 1: board shorts, maybe a speedo, so.

477
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:39,189
Speaker 2: Bot it's important. So tick right. I assume he's straight,

478
00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:43,029
Speaker 2: Josh yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, Manlez has gone yep. We're

479
00:21:43,029 --> 00:21:44,149
Speaker 2: getting some thumbs up from Abe.

480
00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:47,909
Speaker 1: So then we called him live on the radio show

481
00:21:48,309 --> 00:21:50,149
Speaker 1: because he's so he was sitting on that for forty

482
00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:53,109
Speaker 1: eight hours and he was like, he was texting Analyse,

483
00:21:53,189 --> 00:21:56,309
Speaker 1: he was texting his mom saying, I can't believe it's happening,

484
00:21:56,469 --> 00:21:58,589
Speaker 1: Like they're interested in me doing the new season. So

485
00:21:58,829 --> 00:22:00,949
Speaker 1: we we had to take him off the hook, and

486
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,549
Speaker 1: we called him live on the show yesterday and revealed

487
00:22:03,549 --> 00:22:04,428
Speaker 1: to him that it was us.

488
00:22:05,429 --> 00:22:12,069
Speaker 12: Josh, jo are you Oh, I'm coming in. I'm gonna

489
00:22:12,109 --> 00:22:12,389
Speaker 12: come in.

490
00:22:15,749 --> 00:22:17,789
Speaker 2: The slight voice break really gets me. There, Can I

491
00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:26,389
Speaker 2: hear that one more time? I'm coming in, Josh, I'm

492
00:22:26,469 --> 00:22:26,829
Speaker 2: coming in.

493
00:22:27,029 --> 00:22:27,789
Speaker 12: I'm gonna come in.

494
00:22:33,029 --> 00:22:35,269
Speaker 1: So we are feeling a little bit guilty though, because

495
00:22:35,949 --> 00:22:38,589
Speaker 1: we're playing with a guy's dream. So look, with our

496
00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:41,189
Speaker 1: slight bit of pool that we've got in the industry,

497
00:22:41,709 --> 00:22:44,389
Speaker 1: we have managed to get the details of the executive

498
00:22:44,469 --> 00:22:45,949
Speaker 1: producer of Love Island.

499
00:22:46,269 --> 00:22:48,669
Speaker 2: His name is Alex. We know him well.

500
00:22:48,989 --> 00:22:50,749
Speaker 1: We're going to speak to him right up next after

501
00:22:50,789 --> 00:22:53,549
Speaker 1: this song, Ye with a genuine pitch to get Josh

502
00:22:53,629 --> 00:22:54,069
Speaker 1: on the show.

503
00:22:54,429 --> 00:22:55,789
Speaker 2: Is Josh joining us and Alice?

504
00:22:56,949 --> 00:22:58,789
Speaker 7: He isn't, but you can get him on if he

505
00:22:58,949 --> 00:22:59,629
Speaker 7: lies in the gym.

506
00:23:00,189 --> 00:23:00,709
Speaker 2: He's in the gym.

507
00:23:00,789 --> 00:23:03,349
Speaker 1: He's still training, is grinding, he's getting that six pack

508
00:23:03,429 --> 00:23:04,309
Speaker 1: ready grinding?

509
00:23:04,789 --> 00:23:08,669
Speaker 2: What is grinding? Say that about my brother? So strange?

510
00:23:09,629 --> 00:23:17,189
Speaker 1: All right, So we have got the executive producer of

511
00:23:17,989 --> 00:23:21,109
Speaker 1: Love Violence on the show right now.

512
00:23:21,789 --> 00:23:25,709
Speaker 4: Alex, Hello, Hello, the actual real one this time actually

513
00:23:25,829 --> 00:23:26,149
Speaker 4: for real.

514
00:23:26,909 --> 00:23:27,189
Speaker 6: That's it.

515
00:23:27,429 --> 00:23:29,709
Speaker 2: That's it. So Alex, before we get into this, so

516
00:23:29,829 --> 00:23:31,589
Speaker 2: you were on I'm a slab war Woods was in there.

517
00:23:31,629 --> 00:23:33,229
Speaker 2: That's when we met correct.

518
00:23:33,549 --> 00:23:35,429
Speaker 4: Correct, so I make the mistake of putting Woody in

519
00:23:35,469 --> 00:23:35,829
Speaker 4: the jungle.

520
00:23:37,589 --> 00:23:39,389
Speaker 2: Still regretting that one. I was going to say, I

521
00:23:39,429 --> 00:23:40,909
Speaker 2: don't think we've really had this chat, was it?

522
00:23:40,989 --> 00:23:43,309
Speaker 3: Was there anything that I mean, obviously, as a casting

523
00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:46,829
Speaker 3: director working on any of any of these shows, you'd

524
00:23:46,829 --> 00:23:48,829
Speaker 3: seen some pretty wild stuff. Is there any stuff from

525
00:23:48,829 --> 00:23:51,069
Speaker 3: behind the scenes that you saw as producers of Woody

526
00:23:51,149 --> 00:23:52,189
Speaker 3: that you regret seeing.

527
00:23:52,589 --> 00:23:54,429
Speaker 4: Look, I'm just going to say that his what was

528
00:23:54,469 --> 00:23:55,709
Speaker 4: the theme? Tim Woods? What was it?

529
00:23:56,709 --> 00:23:58,989
Speaker 2: Wood How did it go? Can you remember need Wood?

530
00:23:59,109 --> 00:24:02,469
Speaker 2: Then you probably should get Wood with Woody.

531
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:05,069
Speaker 4: I'm going to say that by the time we heard

532
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:10,189
Speaker 4: that for the forty seventh time, it did the rounds

533
00:24:10,189 --> 00:24:11,909
Speaker 4: that a few drunken the true Nights.

534
00:24:11,989 --> 00:24:17,709
Speaker 2: Let's just let's just wow off, Matt Don.

535
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:22,349
Speaker 1: Let's focus on Love Island now, because I think you're

536
00:24:22,349 --> 00:24:26,109
Speaker 1: across the fact that we've been pranking Analysa's brother Josh

537
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:30,829
Speaker 1: about getting on the show. We actually really like the

538
00:24:30,949 --> 00:24:33,629
Speaker 1: idea of him being on the new season, and we

539
00:24:33,749 --> 00:24:36,589
Speaker 1: saw that you actually started casting for the new season

540
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:40,309
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day. We did, what what have we got

541
00:24:40,389 --> 00:24:43,668
Speaker 1: to do to get Josh on the new season?

542
00:24:44,469 --> 00:24:46,709
Speaker 4: Well, look, it's not what you have to do. I

543
00:24:46,749 --> 00:24:48,669
Speaker 4: mean you've kind of done your job. He's put put

544
00:24:48,709 --> 00:24:50,589
Speaker 4: him front and center. It's what he's got to do now.

545
00:24:50,629 --> 00:24:53,189
Speaker 4: He's got to I mean, it's more than just looking

546
00:24:53,229 --> 00:24:55,149
Speaker 4: at a photo and hearing a couple of grabs on

547
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:57,309
Speaker 4: the radio. You know, like I need to know that

548
00:24:57,469 --> 00:25:00,749
Speaker 4: he is his heart is open to finding love. I

549
00:25:00,789 --> 00:25:03,909
Speaker 4: mean that's obviously, of course, one of the most important things.

550
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:07,829
Speaker 4: He's obviously very hot, which is a big, a big tick.

551
00:25:08,389 --> 00:25:10,669
Speaker 4: He's got to be up for having a laugh because

552
00:25:10,669 --> 00:25:11,949
Speaker 4: you know, it is a funny show and we will

553
00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:13,549
Speaker 4: take the piss out of them, you know, the Voice

554
00:25:13,589 --> 00:25:15,789
Speaker 4: of Artist does all that. They've got to have a

555
00:25:15,909 --> 00:25:18,509
Speaker 4: thick skin. Yeah, they've got to be funny because funny

556
00:25:18,549 --> 00:25:22,428
Speaker 4: wins every single time. They've got to be psychologically robust

557
00:25:22,549 --> 00:25:24,869
Speaker 4: because it takes it. You know, it takes a pretty

558
00:25:24,949 --> 00:25:27,749
Speaker 4: hard mental person to go into the Love Island villa

559
00:25:27,829 --> 00:25:29,669
Speaker 4: and have people comment on the way they look.

560
00:25:29,509 --> 00:25:31,229
Speaker 2: In the way of course.

561
00:25:31,549 --> 00:25:32,989
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, when we need to we need to

562
00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:34,589
Speaker 4: put him through the ringer here, and then we need

563
00:25:34,669 --> 00:25:37,148
Speaker 4: to do a proper, proper audition.

564
00:25:37,629 --> 00:25:39,429
Speaker 2: Is there a chance you're getting on?

565
00:25:40,509 --> 00:25:42,789
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always absolutely there's a chance. Like I said,

566
00:25:42,829 --> 00:25:45,269
Speaker 4: we opened the casting last week, we've already been bowled over.

567
00:25:45,309 --> 00:25:48,349
Speaker 4: I mean, it's surprising how many smoking hot people are.

568
00:25:50,029 --> 00:25:52,429
Speaker 2: Job you've got sound super sick.

569
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,669
Speaker 4: The more surprising how they're all single.

570
00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:59,509
Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, yeah, what does it involve? What is

571
00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:04,389
Speaker 3: the current audition process involved? Like once, because imagine like actually,

572
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:07,549
Speaker 3: first question is how many applications are you currently sitting on?

573
00:26:07,709 --> 00:26:09,908
Speaker 3: Vaguely keeping in mind applications have been open for.

574
00:26:10,349 --> 00:26:13,309
Speaker 4: A week, like a couple of thousand, no more than

575
00:26:13,309 --> 00:26:14,829
Speaker 4: a couple of thousands, but they've only.

576
00:26:14,709 --> 00:26:16,429
Speaker 3: Been open for a week, so they'd been over a week.

577
00:26:16,469 --> 00:26:18,189
Speaker 3: You had a couple of thousand already. So I imagine

578
00:26:18,189 --> 00:26:21,709
Speaker 3: there's a screening process which is basically how sixy are you?

579
00:26:21,829 --> 00:26:24,309
Speaker 2: Do you get past that? Which is there is? And

580
00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:26,669
Speaker 2: I love that you're being open about how shallow that

581
00:26:26,789 --> 00:26:32,709
Speaker 2: is as well. Great, so are you're smoking heart? Stage one?

582
00:26:32,909 --> 00:26:34,669
Speaker 2: What's stage two? And stage three?

583
00:26:35,309 --> 00:26:37,269
Speaker 4: Stage two and stage three is the talk test? I

584
00:26:37,349 --> 00:26:40,188
Speaker 4: mean it's a reality TV show. You have to sit

585
00:26:40,229 --> 00:26:42,189
Speaker 4: in the beach hut and you've got to open your

586
00:26:42,469 --> 00:26:45,229
Speaker 4: open your heart out. So when I ask you when

587
00:26:45,389 --> 00:26:47,069
Speaker 4: was your last hook up, I don't want to hear

588
00:26:47,269 --> 00:26:49,509
Speaker 4: last Wednesday with some bird I don't remember a name.

589
00:26:49,589 --> 00:26:52,029
Speaker 4: I want to hear I was wearing my best shirt

590
00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:53,629
Speaker 4: and I went to this club and I ordered this

591
00:26:53,789 --> 00:26:55,949
Speaker 4: drink and I start, I was met across the dance floor,

592
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,629
Speaker 4: and like, I want to hear details, the details of

593
00:26:58,709 --> 00:26:59,669
Speaker 4: the story.

594
00:26:59,669 --> 00:27:01,429
Speaker 1: Alex, would you would you be would you be open

595
00:27:01,589 --> 00:27:05,189
Speaker 1: to doing like a live talk test with Josh on

596
00:27:05,309 --> 00:27:06,149
Speaker 1: the show tomorrow?

597
00:27:06,869 --> 00:27:09,908
Speaker 4: So open, so open to it. I mean if if

598
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:13,109
Speaker 4: he makes it, then you guys are doing my job

599
00:27:13,189 --> 00:27:14,909
Speaker 4: for me, because you would not believe how hard it

600
00:27:15,029 --> 00:27:17,428
Speaker 4: is to find twenty five smoking up people that can talk,

601
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,749
Speaker 4: that want to be on television. Okay, so if you

602
00:27:19,789 --> 00:27:22,309
Speaker 4: can tick one box on me, and plus, blokes are

603
00:27:22,429 --> 00:27:25,629
Speaker 4: much harder to find than girls, much harder traditionally because

604
00:27:25,629 --> 00:27:27,869
Speaker 4: blokes generally can't talk very well. As we all know.

605
00:27:28,269 --> 00:27:30,749
Speaker 1: Well, this bloke is a great talker and you'll find

606
00:27:30,829 --> 00:27:32,349
Speaker 1: that out on the show tomorrow.

607
00:27:32,469 --> 00:27:33,869
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's lock in the time.

608
00:27:33,989 --> 00:27:36,909
Speaker 1: So we're great behind the scenes that we're going to

609
00:27:37,029 --> 00:27:39,349
Speaker 1: hear what the audition process is like.

610
00:27:39,389 --> 00:27:41,269
Speaker 2: We're going to do a talk test with Josh and

611
00:27:41,389 --> 00:27:45,629
Speaker 2: the ep Alex. Thank you so much pleasure. I've been

612
00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:46,229
Speaker 2: loving to meet you.

613
00:27:46,869 --> 00:27:49,749
Speaker 3: We'll speak tomorrow, I suppose absolutely, Yep, I'll be ready.

614
00:27:49,829 --> 00:27:51,709
Speaker 2: Thanks again for coming on the show. Mate. There you go.

615
00:27:51,829 --> 00:27:53,909
Speaker 3: So he's a casting director of Love on alex ab

616
00:27:54,309 --> 00:27:55,349
Speaker 3: Have you got Josh's number?

617
00:27:55,949 --> 00:27:58,189
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're plugging it, okay, because it was listening to that.

618
00:27:59,589 --> 00:28:01,029
Speaker 7: I don't think he was. I didn't tell him to listen.

619
00:28:01,029 --> 00:28:03,389
Speaker 3: I think we can recall and just yeah, I just

620
00:28:03,469 --> 00:28:04,749
Speaker 3: want to give a calling to tell him that this

621
00:28:04,869 --> 00:28:06,869
Speaker 3: might be a thing for him tomorrow. So I think

622
00:28:06,909 --> 00:28:09,509
Speaker 3: he's I mean, if we've got time. I don't know

623
00:28:09,509 --> 00:28:12,469
Speaker 3: if he's busy or not. This this is, this is

624
00:28:12,709 --> 00:28:17,309
Speaker 3: We've we've teased this guy for three days, well, chill

625
00:28:17,349 --> 00:28:19,148
Speaker 3: for a week. We can't we can't get him.

626
00:28:22,749 --> 00:28:22,949
Speaker 2: Cool.

627
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:23,269
Speaker 12: Nice.

628
00:28:23,989 --> 00:28:26,429
Speaker 2: What are you up to tonight, Matt? What are you

629
00:28:26,549 --> 00:28:31,109
Speaker 2: up to tonight? Pad? Love Island reruns? Obviously, the last

630
00:28:31,149 --> 00:28:33,069
Speaker 2: season was actually unbelievable.

631
00:28:33,309 --> 00:28:34,949
Speaker 1: This isn't a sponsor bit though, By the way, but

632
00:28:34,989 --> 00:28:37,388
Speaker 1: the last season was does feel a lot like it's

633
00:28:37,469 --> 00:28:38,149
Speaker 1: it's one hundred percent.

634
00:28:38,869 --> 00:28:40,749
Speaker 2: It's sure. Sophie didn't say like, only come on the

635
00:28:40,789 --> 00:28:47,589
Speaker 2: show if you sorry, Yeah, you're You're live on air.

636
00:28:47,709 --> 00:28:48,589
Speaker 2: You're live on Eli.

637
00:28:50,109 --> 00:28:52,909
Speaker 1: Josh when not pranking you, And I promise you, I

638
00:28:53,309 --> 00:28:55,829
Speaker 1: promise you on my on my two daughters lives that

639
00:28:55,909 --> 00:28:58,549
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the truth right now. We just spoke

640
00:28:58,629 --> 00:29:03,549
Speaker 1: to the executive producer of Love Island and he is

641
00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:06,429
Speaker 1: open to doing like he calls it a talk test

642
00:29:06,909 --> 00:29:09,069
Speaker 1: with you live on the show tomorrow, right.

643
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:16,549
Speaker 12: Yeah, it sounds like a plan, you keen, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

644
00:29:16,469 --> 00:29:16,949
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll do it.

645
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,429
Speaker 2: Why is there an echo where you are?

646
00:29:21,229 --> 00:29:22,589
Speaker 5: I'm hang on two seconds.

647
00:29:22,589 --> 00:29:23,589
Speaker 8: I've just got my headphone.

648
00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:27,149
Speaker 2: You in the toilet? Are you in the toilet?

649
00:29:27,469 --> 00:29:27,949
Speaker 12: Can you hear me?

650
00:29:28,029 --> 00:29:37,629
Speaker 4: Now? You h.

651
00:29:42,269 --> 00:29:45,389
Speaker 2: Woodrow. Biggest story of the day, no doubt. Tammy Hembro

652
00:29:45,589 --> 00:29:49,669
Speaker 2: got rid of the hair extensions, huge bit. It's pretty

653
00:29:50,149 --> 00:29:53,029
Speaker 2: in rest in peace. We have some funeral music before.

654
00:29:53,029 --> 00:29:55,149
Speaker 2: I think it's almost that app just a bit sad.

655
00:29:55,189 --> 00:29:58,189
Speaker 2: You know, how long were the extensions in for? How

656
00:29:58,269 --> 00:30:00,149
Speaker 2: long do extensions stay in for? I'm not going to

657
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:03,149
Speaker 2: ask you that question. How do you keep an extension

658
00:30:03,189 --> 00:30:04,109
Speaker 2: in ages?

659
00:30:04,309 --> 00:30:06,389
Speaker 7: If you have like a weave, you can stay in

660
00:30:06,469 --> 00:30:08,629
Speaker 7: for years. If you've got you just have to g

661
00:30:08,829 --> 00:30:11,429
Speaker 7: maintenance so you get it pulled up every like two months.

662
00:30:12,469 --> 00:30:15,709
Speaker 1: So when you have an extension in, so you you wash,

663
00:30:15,909 --> 00:30:18,909
Speaker 1: you wash your hair with jampoo and just treat it

664
00:30:19,029 --> 00:30:19,909
Speaker 1: like it is your hair.

665
00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:22,789
Speaker 7: Yeah, you do everything as per normal. Just you gotta

666
00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:23,429
Speaker 7: be a bit careful.

667
00:30:23,709 --> 00:30:25,389
Speaker 11: I guess, like if you're swimming in the ocean, I

668
00:30:25,429 --> 00:30:28,229
Speaker 11: probably wouldn't leave it like salty for too long because

669
00:30:28,229 --> 00:30:30,069
Speaker 11: it can start to like rub against ther scalp.

670
00:30:30,109 --> 00:30:32,149
Speaker 7: But it's it's absolutely just like your normal hair.

671
00:30:33,109 --> 00:30:35,709
Speaker 2: How do they make it look like your Hair's great question?

672
00:30:36,069 --> 00:30:38,029
Speaker 11: Will you get color matched first and foremost so that

673
00:30:38,029 --> 00:30:40,109
Speaker 11: they'll match the extension to your hair, or you'll color

674
00:30:40,109 --> 00:30:41,389
Speaker 11: your hair to match the extension.

675
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:45,189
Speaker 7: And then the weave sits like incredibly close to your scalp.

676
00:30:45,069 --> 00:30:48,069
Speaker 2: So there's no way which isn't like they weave it in. Yeah,

677
00:30:48,109 --> 00:30:50,709
Speaker 2: they weave it in with like your skin or your

678
00:30:51,029 --> 00:30:52,989
Speaker 2: other hair too, like your other hair.

679
00:30:53,069 --> 00:30:55,189
Speaker 11: So they they have like a bead and then they

680
00:30:55,349 --> 00:30:57,949
Speaker 11: like it's called a flat track extension that they clip

681
00:30:58,029 --> 00:30:59,149
Speaker 11: in and then they sew.

682
00:30:59,069 --> 00:31:00,469
Speaker 7: It on with the string.

683
00:31:00,829 --> 00:31:04,029
Speaker 1: If I so if someone got into a I mean,

684
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,229
Speaker 1: I'm fresh back to the hair game. But there's Oh

685
00:31:06,309 --> 00:31:09,109
Speaker 1: make it an extension, you should. You can send out

686
00:31:09,109 --> 00:31:12,069
Speaker 1: a mullet. Let's I think we're doing I think we're

687
00:31:12,109 --> 00:31:14,149
Speaker 1: doing it. You should extend out a mullet.

688
00:31:14,189 --> 00:31:20,349
Speaker 2: No, I'm okay, But so my question isn't horse Russian? Russian?

689
00:31:20,429 --> 00:31:22,989
Speaker 7: Russian? Human hair? Yeah? Human hair. That's why it's so expensive.

690
00:31:23,189 --> 00:31:25,589
Speaker 2: Oh, hang on, it's an actual another human's hair.

691
00:31:26,389 --> 00:31:28,789
Speaker 7: The expensive, most expensive type you can get is Russian.

692
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,109
Speaker 1: Find out do you find out a little bit about

693
00:31:31,149 --> 00:31:32,789
Speaker 1: the woman whose hair you've taken?

694
00:31:32,829 --> 00:31:32,869
Speaker 11: It?

695
00:31:33,029 --> 00:31:35,149
Speaker 2: So funny? Do you find out?

696
00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:38,029
Speaker 10: Do you go like this is this was you're sponsoring

697
00:31:38,109 --> 00:31:41,829
Speaker 10: a chop, You scan the you scan a courte of

698
00:31:41,869 --> 00:31:43,949
Speaker 10: QR code and they go just someone's cutting their hair

699
00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:45,989
Speaker 10: off and you can get a horse hair.

700
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,629
Speaker 7: But no one would pay, Like why would you get.

701
00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:49,509
Speaker 2: A horse hair? You wouldn't know though, would you cheap?

702
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,069
Speaker 2: You know that would know?

703
00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:51,389
Speaker 5: You would?

704
00:31:51,429 --> 00:31:54,269
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would, you know if it was if we

705
00:31:54,389 --> 00:31:56,469
Speaker 1: brought in five people and you were like we were

706
00:31:56,509 --> 00:31:57,229
Speaker 1: like pick the horse.

707
00:31:57,429 --> 00:32:02,469
Speaker 2: I can pick the horse. Wow, the horse, and I

708
00:32:02,509 --> 00:32:05,949
Speaker 2: could pick the horse. Interesting, that's very interesting it is.

709
00:32:06,829 --> 00:32:10,469
Speaker 1: And then sorry, the news is the Tammy, Jammy Tammy

710
00:32:10,669 --> 00:32:13,829
Speaker 1: who's got some Russian hair, who had some Russian.

711
00:32:13,589 --> 00:32:14,989
Speaker 2: I think she went full horse him bro.

712
00:32:15,189 --> 00:32:16,229
Speaker 7: It looked a bit horsey.

713
00:32:16,349 --> 00:32:17,909
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding. Hembro's gone horse.

714
00:32:18,029 --> 00:32:20,469
Speaker 7: I reckon it was horse, but it definitely wasn't Russian.

715
00:32:20,509 --> 00:32:21,269
Speaker 7: I'm just put it that way.

716
00:32:21,749 --> 00:32:24,229
Speaker 2: Why is such a premium on the Russian? What's what's

717
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:25,549
Speaker 2: the actually, I don't know.

718
00:32:25,629 --> 00:32:28,509
Speaker 11: I think they just people really beautiful long hair, and

719
00:32:28,549 --> 00:32:30,749
Speaker 11: I think you get a lot of money if you

720
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:31,509
Speaker 11: like cut it and.

721
00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:33,629
Speaker 3: Sell it because they need the money, which makes this

722
00:32:33,909 --> 00:32:34,869
Speaker 3: quite sad, So we'll move on.

723
00:32:35,069 --> 00:32:36,949
Speaker 1: Are they're making money out of it? But like i'd

724
00:32:37,029 --> 00:32:39,189
Speaker 1: sell my hair. I should have sold my hair. I

725
00:32:39,429 --> 00:32:41,469
Speaker 1: stupidly just cut my hair and didn't think about it.

726
00:32:42,109 --> 00:32:43,349
Speaker 2: How much do you think a full head.

727
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,189
Speaker 7: Of extensions of Russian hair would cost in a weave?

728
00:32:45,269 --> 00:32:47,789
Speaker 2: What would you say, full weave? How many? How many

729
00:32:47,829 --> 00:32:49,469
Speaker 2: bits you have?

730
00:32:49,709 --> 00:32:52,429
Speaker 7: Like you can get anywhere between two and four rows?

731
00:32:52,629 --> 00:32:54,709
Speaker 2: So it was like a per gram kind of situations.

732
00:32:54,789 --> 00:32:56,709
Speaker 11: Yeah, program so normally get like I think the most

733
00:32:56,749 --> 00:32:59,589
Speaker 11: would probably be like a two twenty gram per gram.

734
00:32:59,949 --> 00:33:03,469
Speaker 3: No, two hundred and twenty grams of Russian hair? How

735
00:33:03,589 --> 00:33:05,469
Speaker 3: much is two hundred and twenty grams of Russian hair?

736
00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:07,989
Speaker 2: I wouldn't I wouldn't pay more than a dollar a gram.

737
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:11,069
Speaker 1: I don't reckons I'm paying two hundreds going to be

738
00:33:11,109 --> 00:33:11,429
Speaker 1: more than that.

739
00:33:11,509 --> 00:33:14,269
Speaker 3: Maybe someone's cut their hair off in Russia giving it

740
00:33:14,389 --> 00:33:16,029
Speaker 3: to a courier of some sort.

741
00:33:16,669 --> 00:33:19,869
Speaker 2: I packaged it, flown it, cleaned it, colored it.

742
00:33:19,989 --> 00:33:22,189
Speaker 1: Am I paying for the person to attach it as

743
00:33:22,189 --> 00:33:24,189
Speaker 1: well or just the hair? No, you pay for the

744
00:33:24,229 --> 00:33:26,469
Speaker 1: installation as well, So that's an additional cost. But I'm

745
00:33:26,509 --> 00:33:28,709
Speaker 1: not okay, I'm not including that. Though I'm paying five

746
00:33:28,829 --> 00:33:31,949
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for two hundred and twenty grams of pure Russian.

747
00:33:31,989 --> 00:33:33,909
Speaker 2: You're unders way unders I got quoted.

748
00:33:33,909 --> 00:33:35,709
Speaker 11: I'm thinking about getting a weave, and I got quoted

749
00:33:35,789 --> 00:33:38,629
Speaker 11: like four grand the other day, four thousand dollars.

750
00:33:38,749 --> 00:33:40,469
Speaker 7: And then I have a friend who paid ten.

751
00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:44,309
Speaker 11: Grand for hers, whoah, it was pure Russian, pure Russian.

752
00:33:44,669 --> 00:33:46,949
Speaker 1: Is there like a symbol or something on the package

753
00:33:46,989 --> 00:33:48,269
Speaker 1: that's like Russian Russian made?

754
00:33:48,309 --> 00:33:51,789
Speaker 2: Mabe's on the system. You just why are you going?

755
00:33:51,869 --> 00:33:53,509
Speaker 2: Why are you going? If that was me?

756
00:33:53,629 --> 00:33:55,229
Speaker 3: Though, Like this is kind of like this is kind

757
00:33:55,269 --> 00:33:56,829
Speaker 3: of like when you go into a fancy shop and

758
00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:58,389
Speaker 3: you're looking at the thing and they're like, oh, well

759
00:33:58,429 --> 00:34:00,429
Speaker 3: look you can get you can get the Ferrari or

760
00:34:00,549 --> 00:34:01,669
Speaker 3: you can get the home brand Ferrari.

761
00:34:01,869 --> 00:34:04,029
Speaker 2: No one knows. Surely at that point you just get

762
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:07,869
Speaker 2: in the horse. You know, you don't know, you wouldn't know,

763
00:34:08,149 --> 00:34:08,589
Speaker 2: Like what do you know?

764
00:34:08,828 --> 00:34:11,348
Speaker 3: Broke our phone screens recently got them fixed at the

765
00:34:11,709 --> 00:34:12,549
Speaker 3: or guying them all?

766
00:34:12,828 --> 00:34:14,908
Speaker 7: You can't exchange that phone at Apple when you want to.

767
00:34:14,949 --> 00:34:18,229
Speaker 3: Upgrade, and I mean if you want to upgrade yourself,

768
00:34:18,308 --> 00:34:19,349
Speaker 3: you can't exchange yourself.

769
00:34:20,149 --> 00:34:22,388
Speaker 2: That's a new shir. What about Portuguese hair? Like would

770
00:34:22,388 --> 00:34:25,069
Speaker 2: you just take one step below? I been on offer Portuguese?

771
00:34:25,149 --> 00:34:25,629
Speaker 2: Just don't do it.

772
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:27,988
Speaker 3: That's just I just find it weird that Russia are

773
00:34:27,989 --> 00:34:29,588
Speaker 3: the only ones doing I also find it weird it's

774
00:34:29,629 --> 00:34:31,388
Speaker 3: only horse Like, what you know, what do.

775
00:34:31,388 --> 00:34:31,669
Speaker 7: You just here?

776
00:34:31,709 --> 00:34:33,109
Speaker 2: Would you want? I don't know, you're an animal? You

777
00:34:33,189 --> 00:34:36,748
Speaker 2: can go like beaver or you know? Do you know

778
00:34:36,828 --> 00:34:37,189
Speaker 2: what I mean?

779
00:34:37,268 --> 00:34:39,868
Speaker 3: Like, you know, surely you get twenty games of beaver

780
00:34:39,948 --> 00:34:43,669
Speaker 3: hair for thirty bucks. Platypus kangaroo hair, kangaroo very very

781
00:34:43,709 --> 00:34:47,428
Speaker 3: actually massive platypus platypus because it would be like waterproof.

782
00:34:47,469 --> 00:34:48,788
Speaker 3: But do you know what I mean, Like, surely there

783
00:34:48,868 --> 00:34:50,868
Speaker 3: the market there where you can just work your way down,

784
00:34:50,908 --> 00:34:52,548
Speaker 3: I think, because you've got a dog, shave your own

785
00:34:52,629 --> 00:34:54,189
Speaker 3: dogs hair, get a bee on freeze.

786
00:34:54,549 --> 00:34:57,268
Speaker 2: You know that's white, that's white hair, and olderly women

787
00:34:57,509 --> 00:35:02,709
Speaker 2: get some an older woman? What are we talking about?

788
00:35:02,748 --> 00:35:03,028
Speaker 4: All right?

789
00:35:03,109 --> 00:35:05,989
Speaker 2: Our packer is a great point. Who said that that's great? Tommy?

790
00:35:06,029 --> 00:35:07,748
Speaker 2: Our pack is great. I'd put our pack. They're quite

791
00:35:08,069 --> 00:35:11,109
Speaker 2: mattered as well well though good in winter hot as well.

792
00:35:10,989 --> 00:35:14,748
Speaker 3: You'd be boiling soft soft though. Yeah, imagine imagine selling,

793
00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:18,788
Speaker 3: Magine getting what, Imagine getting what.

794
00:35:19,268 --> 00:35:19,868
Speaker 2: We'll leave it there