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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Patsy, what is the song that sums up your weekend?

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Speaker 1: Mate? We had a bit of a family dilemma at

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Speaker 1: the weekend. We the Love God, the nine year old

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Speaker 1: and I went out for brecky Saturday morning. Love to

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Speaker 1: go out for brecky more than I do dinner actually,

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Speaker 1: but the Love God had his usual poached eggs and

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Speaker 1: two short black coffees too too, And I always warn

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Speaker 1: him something inevitably happens. Can you imagine what happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, prefer not to Patsy.

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Speaker 1: There's an urgency after eating eggs in then. Yes, So

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Speaker 1: we got in the car. We had to go to

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Speaker 1: swimming straight after breakfast, and we got stuck in roadworks

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Speaker 1: and he needed to use the bathroom caffeine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's too much in the system.

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Speaker 1: Too much in the system, and not swimming as well.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me this is a code brown of the

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Speaker 1: swimming pool story. He wasn't getting in the water, thankfully, Jack.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, so it hit and we happened. It's always

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Speaker 1: when you hit roadworks, isn't it. You're stuck in the car,

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Speaker 1: you can't get out of the car and it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have made a difference because he doesn't like using public

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Speaker 1: facilities for that now does it? It has to go high

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Speaker 1: like that.

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Speaker 2: He won't do a number two in a public tool.

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't like it is not fancy. So he does

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Speaker 1: this breathing thing to sort of try and stuck it up.

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Speaker 1: It's like you know when a woman's in labor. He's

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Speaker 1: sort of.

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Speaker 2: Give him birth.

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Speaker 1: And Audrey's like, Daddy's doing the breathing thing again. And

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Speaker 1: I try to get his mind off it by talking

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Speaker 1: about something completely different, like work or whatever. So we

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Speaker 1: had to pull into the service road along heats road

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Speaker 1: near our pool him to contain himself. He said, don't talk.

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Speaker 1: Don't anyone talk to me. Don't anyone talk to me.

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Speaker 1: It's just like this zone he has to go in. Sure.

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Speaker 1: It was really quite devastating, so it's like a power nap.

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Speaker 2: But to make sure that you don't do a poop.

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Speaker 1: No, he has to sort of get out of the car,

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Speaker 1: do a lap of the car.

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Speaker 2: What the car actually struggling to come to terms where

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Speaker 2: everything has happened. So fin today's show. You all got

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Speaker 2: together before the show to prank Mils what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Do a lap of the car jack and no one

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Speaker 1: can talk to him, and passes and then he can

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Speaker 1: get back in the car. So, needless to say, we

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Speaker 1: went down the road to the pool. We had to stop,

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Speaker 1: drop and roll, Audrey and I get out of the

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Speaker 1: car so he could drive about ten minutes to go

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Speaker 1: home and do what he needed. So he won't he's

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Speaker 1: that desperate. But he won't even go to the toilet

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Speaker 1: at the pool. No, no, no, won't use a public toilet.

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Speaker 2: This is incredible. Who knew and who needed to know?

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