WEBVTT - MINI: When Did You Accidentally Swear?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Because of the amazing win yesterday and the amazing celebration

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<v Speaker 2>post swim interview, yes and some accidental swearing, we want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear your story this morning. Where were you? Not

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<v Speaker 2>Paul side, but where were you when did the actual

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<v Speaker 2>accidental swearing happening? Obviously we're on air. We don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear the actual words there be replaced on our

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<v Speaker 2>show with for the F word, oh, fiddlesticks, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then for the S word, Shelley Kraft. Okay, don't

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<v Speaker 2>forget best one, the best story we get.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Christian, weighing in at seventy two kilograms and taking

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<v Speaker 1>up a very pretty cumy fleet, the Bosh Seri eight

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<v Speaker 1>front loader in triumphant gold.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a statement piece. Your laundry didn't know what needed

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks to you and a's Q. Thank you. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go to the lines. First of all, we have Dion.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Dion.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, guys, here you go.

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<v Speaker 2>We're good, We're good. All right, Dian, what's your story

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<v Speaker 2>of accidents of swearing?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? So this is pretty recent. We'll take you back

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<v Speaker 3>to Monday morning, horrible day, I'm a fence builder. I

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<v Speaker 3>got to work and had some post holes to dig,

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<v Speaker 3>as it would be my labor, and decided he couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>quite make it on Monday morning, a bit sick. I

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<v Speaker 3>think he's allergic to the rain. And so I pulled

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<v Speaker 3>the post hole digger out of the car to get started.

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<v Speaker 3>And the first hole and the post hole digger won't start.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm on the shovel and crawbar Monday morning in

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<v Speaker 3>the rain, no laborer digging post holes in this old

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<v Speaker 3>lady's backyard in mornington. And I got got till about

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<v Speaker 3>the third hole, and I hid concrete, I hit bricks.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a tree route going through the middle of it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'd had enough. I'd let fly with several bittlesticks

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<v Speaker 3>of shalley craft and several choice only to turn around

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<v Speaker 3>to grab the crawbar again. And there's the old lady's

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<v Speaker 3>standing a brother's anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Dean, you chipped us there, very very strong start, deon,

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<v Speaker 2>brilliant story, Well told, mate, stay there it might be you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for that. Thank you A fresh one from

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<v Speaker 2>Monday was horrible day, Luke, Good morning morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>How are we so? I used to work at Woolies,

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<v Speaker 4>and it was four years ago, and it was summer's

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<v Speaker 4>night and a couple of day after it was going

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<v Speaker 4>to be a warm one. So it was my job

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<v Speaker 4>to do the closing announcement and nobody wants to shop

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<v Speaker 4>the next day, so coming in and I dropped my

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<v Speaker 4>ten halfway through the closing announcement and dropped the fiddlesticks.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole store heard it on the PA. Everyone heard it.

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<v Speaker 4>The whole store heard it. People were laughing. Managers one

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<v Speaker 4>of the girls around it and went on, my god,

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<v Speaker 4>Luke hung the phone up straight away. There was kids laughing,

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<v Speaker 4>parents like.

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<v Speaker 2>What a gift to everyone? If I any responses to know?

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<v Speaker 2>And which one was this in Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 4>Where was this at warlen Will?

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<v Speaker 2>That is incredible, funniest thing. Well done mate, all right, Luke,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you very much your story. Stay there might be

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<v Speaker 2>a the Squeeze one more in Julia Judio, good morning,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I was working in a hardware store and I was

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<v Speaker 5>on the phone to a customer and I was trying

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<v Speaker 5>to determine what paint he needed and I accidentally combined

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<v Speaker 5>the word can and front.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first of all, several well done for getting that

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<v Speaker 2>right under pressure on the on the radio there, because

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<v Speaker 2>that could have been another accident. Just wearing those two

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<v Speaker 2>together we really don't need. But wow, that's a certain

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<v Speaker 2>type of paint.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 5>Unluckily, the customer was really good about it. He just

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<v Speaker 5>laughed it off. The work experienced kid who was emptying

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<v Speaker 5>them thin who heard it. He was way more shocked. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>the customer was fine. That was the main thing. I

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<v Speaker 5>kept my job.

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<v Speaker 2>Judy, well done, very well told. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay there. That's what we're looking forward your stories of

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<v Speaker 2>accidental swear, and we take the last one's next bra.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast because

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<v Speaker 2>of the amazing way it was celebrated Paul's side yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>with the accidental swearing. It's all about accidental swearing. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go back to your stories. Of course, are basing the

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<v Speaker 2>F bomb with the word fiddlesticks and the S word

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<v Speaker 2>with the word Shelley Kraft Tony, good morning, Oh.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, guys. I've got to set the scene a

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<v Speaker 7>little bit here. I've just been at the hospital to

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<v Speaker 7>visit my wife and my young young daughter who had

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<v Speaker 7>just been born. We've been there most of the day.

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<v Speaker 7>I've got my two year old daughter with me, so

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<v Speaker 7>we head on home. I get to the front door.

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<v Speaker 7>I've got a couple of bags, my daughter in my

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<v Speaker 7>left arm. She's got a new Dolly in her left arm.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm standing inside the fly wire door, and I've got

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<v Speaker 7>a handful of keys, you know, the typical work keys,

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<v Speaker 7>home keys, keys for everything. I'm flicking through the keys,

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<v Speaker 7>trying to get one in the front door into the lock,

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<v Speaker 7>and just as I was about to achieve that, I

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<v Speaker 7>dropped them, and so straight away I said, fiddlestick and keys.

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<v Speaker 7>And then my daughter repeated those words exactly, fiddlestick and keys, daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course she was as queer as all.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're just many recorders, aren't they. That age are

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<v Speaker 2>just absorbedle All right, Tony, stay there might be a

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<v Speaker 2>nice story. Thanks Tony, Good morning, Jan How are you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm goodly, I hope you well. Thanks for tuning in,

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<v Speaker 2>And what's your story.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I was running late home from work one day,

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<v Speaker 6>trying to pick the kids up from school, and I

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<v Speaker 6>was texting a mom and voice texting a mom and

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<v Speaker 6>a ticket that I was saying, so I got a bit,

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<v Speaker 6>thankyerd fiddle a few other chutose words after that, and

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<v Speaker 6>she picked up those words and sent them straight to

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<v Speaker 6>the mom from school.

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<v Speaker 5>Doesn't very self sense?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that she didn't write squear words.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes she does.

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<v Speaker 6>Naughty, yeah, naughty and then yeah, I go back to

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<v Speaker 6>the school when I was so embarrassing. Well the mother

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<v Speaker 6>has done, said to the man that got sent to shift,

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<v Speaker 6>didn't you know that's what she usually called you?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Lea, thank you very much the story. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks all the stories this morning, there is one clear

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<v Speaker 2>winner for us. Dion, Hi Dion, it's you. You're winning

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<v Speaker 2>this morning's Golden washing machine.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fiddle stick and awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Word, dude. And you are back out there today making

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<v Speaker 2>those fences.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, actually working from home. But it's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>too well out there that I work from home.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, you have just won yourself a brand

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<v Speaker 2>new Bosh Golden washing machine. You are winning number six

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<v Speaker 2>in the gold Well done mate, great story, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast