Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast this morning.
Speaker 2: Because of the amazing win yesterday and the amazing celebration
Speaker 2: post swim interview, yes and some accidental swearing, we want
Speaker 2: to hear your story this morning. Where were you? Not
Speaker 2: Paul side, but where were you when did the actual
Speaker 2: accidental swearing happening? Obviously we're on air. We don't want
Speaker 2: to hear the actual words there be replaced on our
Speaker 2: show with for the F word, oh, fiddlesticks, all right,
Speaker 2: and then for the S word, Shelley Kraft. Okay, don't
Speaker 2: forget best one, the best story we get.
Speaker 1: Thanks Christian, weighing in at seventy two kilograms and taking
Speaker 1: up a very pretty cumy fleet, the Bosh Seri eight
Speaker 1: front loader in triumphant gold.
Speaker 2: He's a statement piece. Your laundry didn't know what needed
Speaker 2: Thanks to you and a's Q. Thank you. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go to the lines. First of all, we have Dion.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Dion.
Speaker 3: Come on, guys, here you go.
Speaker 2: We're good, We're good. All right, Dian, what's your story
Speaker 2: of accidents of swearing?
Speaker 3: Oh? So this is pretty recent. We'll take you back
Speaker 3: to Monday morning, horrible day, I'm a fence builder. I
Speaker 3: got to work and had some post holes to dig,
Speaker 3: as it would be my labor, and decided he couldn't
Speaker 3: quite make it on Monday morning, a bit sick. I
Speaker 3: think he's allergic to the rain. And so I pulled
Speaker 3: the post hole digger out of the car to get started.
Speaker 3: And the first hole and the post hole digger won't start.
Speaker 3: So I'm on the shovel and crawbar Monday morning in
Speaker 3: the rain, no laborer digging post holes in this old
Speaker 3: lady's backyard in mornington. And I got got till about
Speaker 3: the third hole, and I hid concrete, I hit bricks.
Speaker 3: There's a tree route going through the middle of it,
Speaker 3: and I'd had enough. I'd let fly with several bittlesticks
Speaker 3: of shalley craft and several choice only to turn around
Speaker 3: to grab the crawbar again. And there's the old lady's
Speaker 3: standing a brother's anything.
Speaker 2: Oh Dean, you chipped us there, very very strong start, deon,
Speaker 2: brilliant story, Well told, mate, stay there it might be you.
Speaker 2: Thank you for that. Thank you A fresh one from
Speaker 2: Monday was horrible day, Luke, Good morning morning, guys.
Speaker 4: How are we so? I used to work at Woolies,
Speaker 4: and it was four years ago, and it was summer's
Speaker 4: night and a couple of day after it was going
Speaker 4: to be a warm one. So it was my job
Speaker 4: to do the closing announcement and nobody wants to shop
Speaker 4: the next day, so coming in and I dropped my
Speaker 4: ten halfway through the closing announcement and dropped the fiddlesticks.
Speaker 2: The whole store heard it on the PA. Everyone heard it.
Speaker 4: The whole store heard it. People were laughing. Managers one
Speaker 4: of the girls around it and went on, my god,
Speaker 4: Luke hung the phone up straight away. There was kids laughing,
Speaker 4: parents like.
Speaker 2: What a gift to everyone? If I any responses to know?
Speaker 2: And which one was this in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Where was this at warlen Will?
Speaker 2: That is incredible, funniest thing. Well done mate, all right, Luke,
Speaker 2: thank you very much your story. Stay there might be
Speaker 2: a the Squeeze one more in Julia Judio, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 5: I was working in a hardware store and I was
Speaker 5: on the phone to a customer and I was trying
Speaker 5: to determine what paint he needed and I accidentally combined
Speaker 5: the word can and front.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, several well done for getting that
Speaker 2: right under pressure on the on the radio there, because
Speaker 2: that could have been another accident. Just wearing those two
Speaker 2: together we really don't need. But wow, that's a certain
Speaker 2: type of paint.
Speaker 6: Yep, yep.
Speaker 5: Unluckily, the customer was really good about it. He just
Speaker 5: laughed it off. The work experienced kid who was emptying
Speaker 5: them thin who heard it. He was way more shocked. So, yeah,
Speaker 5: the customer was fine. That was the main thing. I
Speaker 5: kept my job.
Speaker 2: Judy, well done, very well told. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Stay there. That's what we're looking forward your stories of
Speaker 2: accidental swear, and we take the last one's next bra.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast because
Speaker 2: of the amazing way it was celebrated Paul's side yesterday
Speaker 2: with the accidental swearing. It's all about accidental swearing. Let's
Speaker 2: go back to your stories. Of course, are basing the
Speaker 2: F bomb with the word fiddlesticks and the S word
Speaker 2: with the word Shelley Kraft Tony, good morning, Oh.
Speaker 7: Good morning, guys. I've got to set the scene a
Speaker 7: little bit here. I've just been at the hospital to
Speaker 7: visit my wife and my young young daughter who had
Speaker 7: just been born. We've been there most of the day.
Speaker 7: I've got my two year old daughter with me, so
Speaker 7: we head on home. I get to the front door.
Speaker 7: I've got a couple of bags, my daughter in my
Speaker 7: left arm. She's got a new Dolly in her left arm.
Speaker 7: I'm standing inside the fly wire door, and I've got
Speaker 7: a handful of keys, you know, the typical work keys,
Speaker 7: home keys, keys for everything. I'm flicking through the keys,
Speaker 7: trying to get one in the front door into the lock,
Speaker 7: and just as I was about to achieve that, I
Speaker 7: dropped them, and so straight away I said, fiddlestick and keys.
Speaker 7: And then my daughter repeated those words exactly, fiddlestick and keys, daddy.
Speaker 3: Of course she was as queer as all.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just many recorders, aren't they. That age are
Speaker 2: just absorbedle All right, Tony, stay there might be a
Speaker 2: nice story. Thanks Tony, Good morning, Jan How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm goodly, I hope you well. Thanks for tuning in,
Speaker 2: And what's your story.
Speaker 6: Well, I was running late home from work one day,
Speaker 6: trying to pick the kids up from school, and I
Speaker 6: was texting a mom and voice texting a mom and
Speaker 6: a ticket that I was saying, so I got a bit,
Speaker 6: thankyerd fiddle a few other chutose words after that, and
Speaker 6: she picked up those words and sent them straight to
Speaker 6: the mom from school.
Speaker 5: Doesn't very self sense?
Speaker 2: I thought that she didn't write squear words.
Speaker 7: Yes she does.
Speaker 6: Naughty, yeah, naughty and then yeah, I go back to
Speaker 6: the school when I was so embarrassing. Well the mother
Speaker 6: has done, said to the man that got sent to shift,
Speaker 6: didn't you know that's what she usually called you?
Speaker 2: All right, Lea, thank you very much the story. All right,
Speaker 2: thanks all the stories this morning, there is one clear
Speaker 2: winner for us. Dion, Hi Dion, it's you. You're winning
Speaker 2: this morning's Golden washing machine.
Speaker 3: That's fiddle stick and awesome.
Speaker 2: Word, dude. And you are back out there today making
Speaker 2: those fences.
Speaker 3: Nah, actually working from home. But it's going to be
Speaker 3: too well out there that I work from home.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, you have just won yourself a brand
Speaker 2: new Bosh Golden washing machine. You are winning number six
Speaker 2: in the gold Well done mate, great story, Thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast