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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast this morning.

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Speaker 2: Because of the amazing win yesterday and the amazing celebration

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Speaker 2: post swim interview, yes and some accidental swearing, we want

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Speaker 2: to hear your story this morning. Where were you? Not

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Speaker 2: Paul side, but where were you when did the actual

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Speaker 2: accidental swearing happening? Obviously we're on air. We don't want

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Speaker 2: to hear the actual words there be replaced on our

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Speaker 2: show with for the F word, oh, fiddlesticks, all right,

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Speaker 2: and then for the S word, Shelley Kraft. Okay, don't

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Speaker 2: forget best one, the best story we get.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Christian, weighing in at seventy two kilograms and taking

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Speaker 1: up a very pretty cumy fleet, the Bosh Seri eight

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Speaker 1: front loader in triumphant gold.

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Speaker 2: He's a statement piece. Your laundry didn't know what needed

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Speaker 2: Thanks to you and a's Q. Thank you. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's go to the lines. First of all, we have Dion.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Dion.

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Speaker 3: Come on, guys, here you go.

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Speaker 2: We're good, We're good. All right, Dian, what's your story

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Speaker 2: of accidents of swearing?

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Speaker 3: Oh? So this is pretty recent. We'll take you back

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Speaker 3: to Monday morning, horrible day, I'm a fence builder. I

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Speaker 3: got to work and had some post holes to dig,

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Speaker 3: as it would be my labor, and decided he couldn't

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Speaker 3: quite make it on Monday morning, a bit sick. I

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Speaker 3: think he's allergic to the rain. And so I pulled

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Speaker 3: the post hole digger out of the car to get started.

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Speaker 3: And the first hole and the post hole digger won't start.

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Speaker 3: So I'm on the shovel and crawbar Monday morning in

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Speaker 3: the rain, no laborer digging post holes in this old

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Speaker 3: lady's backyard in mornington. And I got got till about

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Speaker 3: the third hole, and I hid concrete, I hit bricks.

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Speaker 3: There's a tree route going through the middle of it,

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Speaker 3: and I'd had enough. I'd let fly with several bittlesticks

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Speaker 3: of shalley craft and several choice only to turn around

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Speaker 3: to grab the crawbar again. And there's the old lady's

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Speaker 3: standing a brother's anything.

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Speaker 2: Oh Dean, you chipped us there, very very strong start, deon,

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Speaker 2: brilliant story, Well told, mate, stay there it might be you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for that. Thank you A fresh one from

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Speaker 2: Monday was horrible day, Luke, Good morning morning, guys.

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Speaker 4: How are we so? I used to work at Woolies,

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Speaker 4: and it was four years ago, and it was summer's

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Speaker 4: night and a couple of day after it was going

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Speaker 4: to be a warm one. So it was my job

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Speaker 4: to do the closing announcement and nobody wants to shop

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Speaker 4: the next day, so coming in and I dropped my

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Speaker 4: ten halfway through the closing announcement and dropped the fiddlesticks.

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Speaker 2: The whole store heard it on the PA. Everyone heard it.

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Speaker 4: The whole store heard it. People were laughing. Managers one

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Speaker 4: of the girls around it and went on, my god,

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Speaker 4: Luke hung the phone up straight away. There was kids laughing,

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Speaker 4: parents like.

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Speaker 2: What a gift to everyone? If I any responses to know?

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Speaker 2: And which one was this in Melbourne?

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Speaker 4: Where was this at warlen Will?

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Speaker 2: That is incredible, funniest thing. Well done mate, all right, Luke,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much your story. Stay there might be

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Speaker 2: a the Squeeze one more in Julia Judio, good morning,

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Speaker 2: good morning.

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Speaker 5: I was working in a hardware store and I was

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Speaker 5: on the phone to a customer and I was trying

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Speaker 5: to determine what paint he needed and I accidentally combined

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Speaker 5: the word can and front.

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Speaker 2: Well, first of all, several well done for getting that

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Speaker 2: right under pressure on the on the radio there, because

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Speaker 2: that could have been another accident. Just wearing those two

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Speaker 2: together we really don't need. But wow, that's a certain

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Speaker 2: type of paint.

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Speaker 6: Yep, yep.

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Speaker 5: Unluckily, the customer was really good about it. He just

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Speaker 5: laughed it off. The work experienced kid who was emptying

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Speaker 5: them thin who heard it. He was way more shocked. So, yeah,

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Speaker 5: the customer was fine. That was the main thing. I

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Speaker 5: kept my job.

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Speaker 2: Judy, well done, very well told. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Stay there. That's what we're looking forward your stories of

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Speaker 2: accidental swear, and we take the last one's next bra.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast because

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Speaker 2: of the amazing way it was celebrated Paul's side yesterday

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Speaker 2: with the accidental swearing. It's all about accidental swearing. Let's

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Speaker 2: go back to your stories. Of course, are basing the

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Speaker 2: F bomb with the word fiddlesticks and the S word

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Speaker 2: with the word Shelley Kraft Tony, good morning, Oh.

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Speaker 7: Good morning, guys. I've got to set the scene a

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Speaker 7: little bit here. I've just been at the hospital to

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Speaker 7: visit my wife and my young young daughter who had

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Speaker 7: just been born. We've been there most of the day.

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Speaker 7: I've got my two year old daughter with me, so

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Speaker 7: we head on home. I get to the front door.

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Speaker 7: I've got a couple of bags, my daughter in my

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Speaker 7: left arm. She's got a new Dolly in her left arm.

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Speaker 7: I'm standing inside the fly wire door, and I've got

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Speaker 7: a handful of keys, you know, the typical work keys,

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Speaker 7: home keys, keys for everything. I'm flicking through the keys,

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Speaker 7: trying to get one in the front door into the lock,

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Speaker 7: and just as I was about to achieve that, I

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Speaker 7: dropped them, and so straight away I said, fiddlestick and keys.

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Speaker 7: And then my daughter repeated those words exactly, fiddlestick and keys, daddy.

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Speaker 3: Of course she was as queer as all.

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Speaker 4: Ye.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just many recorders, aren't they. That age are

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Speaker 2: just absorbedle All right, Tony, stay there might be a

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Speaker 2: nice story. Thanks Tony, Good morning, Jan How are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm goodly, I hope you well. Thanks for tuning in,

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Speaker 2: And what's your story.

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Speaker 6: Well, I was running late home from work one day,

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Speaker 6: trying to pick the kids up from school, and I

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Speaker 6: was texting a mom and voice texting a mom and

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Speaker 6: a ticket that I was saying, so I got a bit,

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Speaker 6: thankyerd fiddle a few other chutose words after that, and

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Speaker 6: she picked up those words and sent them straight to

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Speaker 6: the mom from school.

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Speaker 5: Doesn't very self sense?

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Speaker 2: I thought that she didn't write squear words.

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Speaker 7: Yes she does.

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Speaker 6: Naughty, yeah, naughty and then yeah, I go back to

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Speaker 6: the school when I was so embarrassing. Well the mother

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Speaker 6: has done, said to the man that got sent to shift,

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Speaker 6: didn't you know that's what she usually called you?

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Speaker 2: All right, Lea, thank you very much the story. All right,

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Speaker 2: thanks all the stories this morning, there is one clear

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Speaker 2: winner for us. Dion, Hi Dion, it's you. You're winning

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Speaker 2: this morning's Golden washing machine.

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Speaker 3: That's fiddle stick and awesome.

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Speaker 2: Word, dude. And you are back out there today making

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Speaker 2: those fences.

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Speaker 3: Nah, actually working from home. But it's going to be

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Speaker 3: too well out there that I work from home.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, you have just won yourself a brand

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Speaker 2: new Bosh Golden washing machine. You are winning number six

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Speaker 2: in the gold Well done mate, great story, Thank you,

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Speaker 2: thank you. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast