WEBVTT - MINI: Kid Injuries

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack has come in this morning and he's got a

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<v Speaker 2>the start of he's either got pinki or a black eye.

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<v Speaker 3>I am a blinky in the right eye because Gord,

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<v Speaker 3>he got me right in the eye yesterday. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>know how to piggyback properly, so he that hangs from

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<v Speaker 3>my hoodie.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm wearing, I'm still choking, like yeah, dneked choking

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<v Speaker 2>the UFC.

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<v Speaker 3>Like he's trying to do a chin up on the

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<v Speaker 3>back of my jumper or if I go, because that

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<v Speaker 3>then starts to choke me. So I sort of hoist

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<v Speaker 3>him up. And then he goes hands and arms right

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<v Speaker 3>around the head to the front of the face and

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<v Speaker 3>like looks for any nose or a bit of facial

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<v Speaker 3>feature that It's.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite the cool workout for you, isn't it anyway? Yesterda?

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<v Speaker 3>Last night you got me right in the eye and

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<v Speaker 3>then you have I can't. I can't just you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still supporting his weight, so I can't just drop

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<v Speaker 3>him to the floor. I have to find some way

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<v Speaker 3>to place him down one I can't see.

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<v Speaker 2>He actually looks really sorty like he scratched you corny

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<v Speaker 2>or something right in there.

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<v Speaker 3>For half an hour last night.

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<v Speaker 2>You might need to get it checked out.

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<v Speaker 3>That happened to Chris once he went in to give

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<v Speaker 3>Ords a kiss good night, and she like put her

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<v Speaker 3>arm up accidentally and he had what they called trauma

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<v Speaker 3>to the cornea where it's actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Cypress Hill songthing like insane in the membrane trot

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<v Speaker 2>to the cornea.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't want trauma to my cornea.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack. She had obviously seen her mum do that a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of times. Accidentally did that, Chris. I remember one

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<v Speaker 2>of the kids when they were like really young and

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really understand about the workings of a man. And Lois,

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<v Speaker 2>my younger daughter, came in right and I sort of

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<v Speaker 2>squared off like a cratis stance for a joke, and

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<v Speaker 2>she sort of came in faking me, tricking me, and

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<v Speaker 2>she was coming in for a hug and then just

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<v Speaker 2>wound up and actual upper cut to balls. Right. I

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<v Speaker 2>still kind of even love about this because it actually

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<v Speaker 2>makes me want to be sick because I dropped. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no other response. I don't care how tough you are.

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<v Speaker 2>There's some of the happens to man, I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>understand it. It will fell any manner. Even in the UFC,

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<v Speaker 2>they're allowed ten minutes to recover for an accidental an

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<v Speaker 2>accidental ball tap? Is that deadly right? They can kick

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<v Speaker 2>each other in the head, but then stand like an

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<v Speaker 2>accidental ball tap, you need at least ten minutes professional

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<v Speaker 2>fighter to recover. I dropped the floor. Then obviously my

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<v Speaker 2>wife and the kids were laughing. They going, get up, Daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>get up. I was like, it's hard to explain, and

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't be crude because they were just little kids.

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<v Speaker 3>But when you've been hit, oh my god, no laughing matter.

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<v Speaker 2>You actually you go ice cold. You think you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to faint or sick them off, as I've given birth

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<v Speaker 2>to two kids. Get up, Chris. It's difficult. I think

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<v Speaker 2>there's a concentration of nerve endings there just a table.

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<v Speaker 2>We should uppercut to the balls. I actually start saying

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<v Speaker 2>you can kill a man doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>You probably could.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you actually can. I do believe. I believe

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<v Speaker 2>there are people buried today who got uppercuts the balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably what it says in the two stone. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>so how did you kid the Christian O'Connell show podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>How did your child in? Gu Thank you very much

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<v Speaker 2>for the gentlemen. This callding also a fellow suffer of

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<v Speaker 2>an attack to the uh Mid region from Man and

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<v Speaker 2>an EMU double kicked him. I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 2>what does he mean? A flying sort of a horsey?

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<v Speaker 2>How was he alive? It would be the worst state

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<v Speaker 2>than Christian Petraga, A double barrel kick.

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<v Speaker 3>Buy a horse into the groin, said both legs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you come back from that? He said.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the size of an e musicg Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just trying to visualize how big. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>seen any news egg like a Sharon just a bit

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<v Speaker 2>more way bigger than normal normal than a normal egg.

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<v Speaker 2>So we saved those stories for ballshot Friday, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>not right now, it's just how did your child in?

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<v Speaker 2>G R nine four one four one O four three. Catherine,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning Catherine. That's cool on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>And what did your what do your kid do to you? Catherine?

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<v Speaker 4>So my daughter broke my ribs?

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<v Speaker 2>Bloody? How did she do that?

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<v Speaker 4>We were in a playground and I was just standing

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<v Speaker 4>there leaning on one of those round poles that holds

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<v Speaker 4>up the equipment, and she came in for a hug

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<v Speaker 4>but pinned my arms by my side, and because I

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<v Speaker 4>was leaning on a round pole, I just started to

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<v Speaker 4>tilt and I couldn't lose my arms and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>stop the fall and I hit the side of the

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<v Speaker 4>playground and yeah, that hurts.

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<v Speaker 2>God, that must have been so much pain. Did you know, Stralia?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you done your ribs?

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<v Speaker 4>You know straightaway when you're breaking a rib someone.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what Petraga should have because he went you

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<v Speaker 2>did not go back on that playground over. No, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't go back out to that slide because there's no

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<v Speaker 2>way and the monkey bars is too much. Catherine, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much your story. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you bye.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need that story about Natalie by way ever

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<v Speaker 2>again about monkey bars and something left the gap there

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<v Speaker 2>he snapped off head that suffered or something.

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<v Speaker 6>All last side.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know if you should be joking about

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<v Speaker 2>this on the radio show. Natalie Craig, Good morning, Craigh you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good Craig. So how did your kid injure you?

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<v Speaker 6>I was actually my nephew was letting him pretend to

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<v Speaker 6>cut my hair, but he actually was cutting my hair

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<v Speaker 6>with scissors and he lifted the top of my ear off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listen, I expected some blame, somehow culpable of this.

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<v Speaker 3>Entertain on.

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<v Speaker 2>What a great uncle you must be, Uncle Craig, Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much. Cool, and I'm going to shower him

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<v Speaker 2>morning Michelle.

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<v Speaker 7>Ah, yeah, good morning guys. So my daughter I got

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<v Speaker 7>one of those cheap makeup kids for kids for birthday

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<v Speaker 7>one year, and she was sort of not really dabbing

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<v Speaker 7>the makeup onto me with the brush. She was more

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<v Speaker 7>like a stab so that was torturing itself. But then

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<v Speaker 7>she she managed to stab one of the sort of

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<v Speaker 7>bristly brushes into my eye up to the hospital so

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<v Speaker 7>they can definitely relate to Jack's pains more.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to hospital, I did.

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<v Speaker 7>I ended up in the I near hospital, So I

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<v Speaker 7>had a massive corner libration to my eye from this

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<v Speaker 7>sort of bristly makeup brush that she was. She was

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<v Speaker 7>literally stabbing the makeup bust me and I actually suffered

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<v Speaker 7>for quite a few years after that. A corner libration

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<v Speaker 7>can keep reoccurring after after it's She was sort of

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<v Speaker 7>like a bit of a scab on my eye. So

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<v Speaker 7>every time I went to sleep at night and I

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<v Speaker 7>opened my eye in the morning, it was like ripping

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<v Speaker 7>the scab off.

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<v Speaker 2>It was. It was excreciad at a table store. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to know about the real after path of

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<v Speaker 2>a corney libration and the scabbing of the eye. When

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<v Speaker 2>are we doing? Is it tomorrow? We're doing scab Thursday? Thursday?

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<v Speaker 2>But shall we send you a beanie?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it's not too much detail, but then upper cuts

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<v Speaker 2>of balls, where do we draw a line? So nine

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<v Speaker 2>four three, how did your child injure you? And no

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<v Speaker 2>more details about scabbings. Well, Christian know Connall's show podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell's show, How did your child injure You? Jack

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<v Speaker 2>is coming in today and he's only got one eye working.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one is sevily gouge after Gord. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>quite understand the rules of piggybacking yet. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>what once he gets it though, that piggybund piggybacking. He's

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<v Speaker 2>just looking at them anyman, cozying about their little time,

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<v Speaker 2>especially in the evening when he carried them to bed,

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<v Speaker 2>and that they've got the little warm breath, but.

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<v Speaker 3>It's he needs the arms around the neck, not looking

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<v Speaker 3>for any bit of purchase on my face.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he knows what he's doing. He's judged the

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<v Speaker 2>size of the man. I can take him. And I'm two. Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter went on a fairground side with her dad,

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<v Speaker 2>my husband, and went over the one of one of

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<v Speaker 2>the bumps and she landed awkwardly on him, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he landed very awkwardly on his cockxit bone. Was on

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<v Speaker 2>crutches for four weeks. Morning, Christian, my son injured me

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<v Speaker 2>without even touching me. He was chasing me down the hallway,

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<v Speaker 2>how terrified as a kid, and halfway down I just

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<v Speaker 2>strained a hammy Carl, thank you very much for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Tania, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Here are you going.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good China. Welcome to the show. So how did

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<v Speaker 2>your child injure you?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it was actually my son that injured my husband.

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<v Speaker 5>My husband was in charge that day. I was out

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<v Speaker 5>on Obill's weekend and they decided that a nerf gun

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<v Speaker 5>war in the house would be the best option.

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<v Speaker 2>I sign already, I mean, let's do that much tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>as well, and our team bonding lunch nerf gun war.

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's not advice, not advice. He was he was

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<v Speaker 5>tackled by my son and went through the bedroom window,

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<v Speaker 5>ended up with a four inch cut on his forearms,

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<v Speaker 5>ended up in hospital with switches about fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the bragging rights, because you'd be like someone's naw,

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't there, man, you weren't there. It was on.

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<v Speaker 2>It was I was in a fox soul alone. I

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<v Speaker 2>was been pounded my incoming artillery of nurse.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did it come to handhand combat? Anyway, Let's throw

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<v Speaker 3>down our guns, DWN and do this like real men.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Too much fun, Tony, Thank you very much, very

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<v Speaker 2>funny story. Thanks for sharing that cheer.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Ann. Good morning, Anne, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my son had a broken leg and he absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>hassled and nagged the life out of me. Can he

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<v Speaker 1>go to school for ride to school day? And I'm like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put him on the tag along. It'll be okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're riding to school. I've got the crutches across

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<v Speaker 1>the front handlebars. Crutches long story, short crutches go into

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<v Speaker 1>the front spokes. We both go flying handle bars and

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do the w of shame back to

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<v Speaker 1>the hospital to get his broken plastid leg re x rayed,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, oh, mother of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, a couple of points here. You say you

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<v Speaker 2>had a broken leg and you cycled him to school. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>crutches through the handlebart become jousting sticks to go through

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<v Speaker 2>the spokes. Not my best day, you poor thing. What

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<v Speaker 2>happened to you both?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we had to go back to hospital to get

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<v Speaker 1>his broken leg x.

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<v Speaker 2>Ray Oh my god, what about you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you know what I'm I'm I'm a parent,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm you know, made of titanium.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just a few of scratches.

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<v Speaker 2>That is insane, and thank you very much. She called me.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a good one, bait, Chris.

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<v Speaker 6>How's it going?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Chris, off you go. Then had your kid injure you.

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<v Speaker 6>Basically what happened was we used to sit down and

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<v Speaker 6>watch the WWE pay per views and between each match

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<v Speaker 6>with Mattress down and we'd decided to wrestle the kids

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<v Speaker 6>and I And what had happened was my son's best

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<v Speaker 6>friend decided to choke me out on one occasion.

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<v Speaker 2>How old was the boy, she was eleven. I would

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<v Speaker 2>I mean fair play to you, but I would not

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<v Speaker 2>be telling anyone that story that you've got choked out

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<v Speaker 2>by an eleven year old child.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you have the tap system where you tap out?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I don't think children recognize it. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you havec fighters, but the untrained kids are feral Jack.

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't able to tap out because my arm, my

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<v Speaker 6>both my sons were holding me down.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this is chilling. I mean everyone who's got young

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<v Speaker 2>kids now is suddenly going to go easy. When you

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<v Speaker 2>go in there wrestling, protect the neck, always protected the neck,

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<v Speaker 2>so you actually go to sleep, Chris, So I.

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<v Speaker 6>Was out for about a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Darkness, smile. I mean they took you there, They took

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<v Speaker 2>you there, they slept you, as they said in the UFC. This,

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<v Speaker 2>Chris is he's ex I mean to be honest, though,

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<v Speaker 2>what could possibly go wrong? The mattress down. This is

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<v Speaker 2>too much excitement for kids, isn't it. It's that spoon

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<v Speaker 2>feeding them raw sugar. You're asking for trouble and then

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<v Speaker 2>they trapped you, pinned you down, and then you get

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<v Speaker 2>choked out. An awful thing to happen. But we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to give you one thousand dollars. That is the kind

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff we give a thousand dollars too for our

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<v Speaker 2>instant corner of the week.

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<v Speaker 6>Chris, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, you went to sleep and he won't cut

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<v Speaker 2>you onon a thousand dollars. We applaud that now choked

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<v Speaker 2>down by feral kids' Chris, you want a thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, thanks to go on the show. Incredible story,

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<v Speaker 2>very very funny. You deserve your money. I hope how

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<v Speaker 2>old are your kids now?

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<v Speaker 6>So twenty four and twenty three?

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, may I do snaring school holidays

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<v Speaker 2>tend to do with that winning sir? Why not? Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it's time for the rematch. Now, get that mattress down

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<v Speaker 2>the floor, let's go. It is on Royal Rumble two.

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