Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack has come in this morning and he's got a
Speaker 2: the start of he's either got pinki or a black eye.
Speaker 3: I am a blinky in the right eye because Gord,
Speaker 3: he got me right in the eye yesterday. He doesn't
Speaker 3: know how to piggyback properly, so he that hangs from
Speaker 3: my hoodie.
Speaker 2: If I'm wearing, I'm still choking, like yeah, dneked choking
Speaker 2: the UFC.
Speaker 3: Like he's trying to do a chin up on the
Speaker 3: back of my jumper or if I go, because that
Speaker 3: then starts to choke me. So I sort of hoist
Speaker 3: him up. And then he goes hands and arms right
Speaker 3: around the head to the front of the face and
Speaker 3: like looks for any nose or a bit of facial
Speaker 3: feature that It's.
Speaker 2: Quite the cool workout for you, isn't it anyway? Yesterda?
Speaker 3: Last night you got me right in the eye and
Speaker 3: then you have I can't. I can't just you know,
Speaker 3: I'm still supporting his weight, so I can't just drop
Speaker 3: him to the floor. I have to find some way
Speaker 3: to place him down one I can't see.
Speaker 2: He actually looks really sorty like he scratched you corny
Speaker 2: or something right in there.
Speaker 3: For half an hour last night.
Speaker 2: You might need to get it checked out.
Speaker 3: That happened to Chris once he went in to give
Speaker 3: Ords a kiss good night, and she like put her
Speaker 3: arm up accidentally and he had what they called trauma
Speaker 3: to the cornea where it's actually.
Speaker 2: Like Cypress Hill songthing like insane in the membrane trot
Speaker 2: to the cornea.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't want trauma to my cornea.
Speaker 2: Jack. She had obviously seen her mum do that a
Speaker 2: couple of times. Accidentally did that, Chris. I remember one
Speaker 2: of the kids when they were like really young and
Speaker 2: didn't really understand about the workings of a man. And Lois,
Speaker 2: my younger daughter, came in right and I sort of
Speaker 2: squared off like a cratis stance for a joke, and
Speaker 2: she sort of came in faking me, tricking me, and
Speaker 2: she was coming in for a hug and then just
Speaker 2: wound up and actual upper cut to balls. Right. I
Speaker 2: still kind of even love about this because it actually
Speaker 2: makes me want to be sick because I dropped. There's
Speaker 2: no other response. I don't care how tough you are.
Speaker 2: There's some of the happens to man, I don't even
Speaker 2: understand it. It will fell any manner. Even in the UFC,
Speaker 2: they're allowed ten minutes to recover for an accidental an
Speaker 2: accidental ball tap? Is that deadly right? They can kick
Speaker 2: each other in the head, but then stand like an
Speaker 2: accidental ball tap, you need at least ten minutes professional
Speaker 2: fighter to recover. I dropped the floor. Then obviously my
Speaker 2: wife and the kids were laughing. They going, get up, Daddy,
Speaker 2: get up. I was like, it's hard to explain, and
Speaker 2: I couldn't be crude because they were just little kids.
Speaker 3: But when you've been hit, oh my god, no laughing matter.
Speaker 2: You actually you go ice cold. You think you're going
Speaker 2: to faint or sick them off, as I've given birth
Speaker 2: to two kids. Get up, Chris. It's difficult. I think
Speaker 2: there's a concentration of nerve endings there just a table.
Speaker 2: We should uppercut to the balls. I actually start saying
Speaker 2: you can kill a man doing that.
Speaker 3: You probably could.
Speaker 2: I think you actually can. I do believe. I believe
Speaker 2: there are people buried today who got uppercuts the balls.
Speaker 2: Probably what it says in the two stone. All right,
Speaker 2: so how did you kid the Christian O'Connell show podcast,
Speaker 2: How did your child in? Gu Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for the gentlemen. This callding also a fellow suffer of
Speaker 2: an attack to the uh Mid region from Man and
Speaker 2: an EMU double kicked him. I don't even know what
Speaker 2: what does he mean? A flying sort of a horsey?
Speaker 2: How was he alive? It would be the worst state
Speaker 2: than Christian Petraga, A double barrel kick.
Speaker 3: Buy a horse into the groin, said both legs.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you come back from that? He said.
Speaker 2: It was the size of an e musicg Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to visualize how big. I've never
Speaker 2: seen any news egg like a Sharon just a bit
Speaker 2: more way bigger than normal normal than a normal egg.
Speaker 2: So we saved those stories for ballshot Friday, by the way,
Speaker 2: not right now, it's just how did your child in?
Speaker 2: G R nine four one four one O four three. Catherine,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning Catherine. That's cool on the show.
Speaker 2: And what did your what do your kid do to you? Catherine?
Speaker 4: So my daughter broke my ribs?
Speaker 2: Bloody? How did she do that?
Speaker 4: We were in a playground and I was just standing
Speaker 4: there leaning on one of those round poles that holds
Speaker 4: up the equipment, and she came in for a hug
Speaker 4: but pinned my arms by my side, and because I
Speaker 4: was leaning on a round pole, I just started to
Speaker 4: tilt and I couldn't lose my arms and I couldn't
Speaker 4: stop the fall and I hit the side of the
Speaker 4: playground and yeah, that hurts.
Speaker 2: God, that must have been so much pain. Did you know, Stralia?
Speaker 2: Why are you done your ribs?
Speaker 4: You know straightaway when you're breaking a rib someone.
Speaker 2: This is what Petraga should have because he went you
Speaker 2: did not go back on that playground over. No, I
Speaker 2: can't go back out to that slide because there's no
Speaker 2: way and the monkey bars is too much. Catherine, thank
Speaker 2: you very much your story. Have a good day.
Speaker 5: Thank you bye.
Speaker 2: We don't need that story about Natalie by way ever
Speaker 2: again about monkey bars and something left the gap there
Speaker 2: he snapped off head that suffered or something.
Speaker 6: All last side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if you should be joking about
Speaker 2: this on the radio show. Natalie Craig, Good morning, Craigh you.
Speaker 2: I'm good Craig. So how did your kid injure you?
Speaker 6: I was actually my nephew was letting him pretend to
Speaker 6: cut my hair, but he actually was cutting my hair
Speaker 6: with scissors and he lifted the top of my ear off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, I expected some blame, somehow culpable of this.
Speaker 3: Entertain on.
Speaker 2: What a great uncle you must be, Uncle Craig, Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Cool, and I'm going to shower him
Speaker 2: morning Michelle.
Speaker 7: Ah, yeah, good morning guys. So my daughter I got
Speaker 7: one of those cheap makeup kids for kids for birthday
Speaker 7: one year, and she was sort of not really dabbing
Speaker 7: the makeup onto me with the brush. She was more
Speaker 7: like a stab so that was torturing itself. But then
Speaker 7: she she managed to stab one of the sort of
Speaker 7: bristly brushes into my eye up to the hospital so
Speaker 7: they can definitely relate to Jack's pains more.
Speaker 2: I went to hospital, I did.
Speaker 7: I ended up in the I near hospital, So I
Speaker 7: had a massive corner libration to my eye from this
Speaker 7: sort of bristly makeup brush that she was. She was
Speaker 7: literally stabbing the makeup bust me and I actually suffered
Speaker 7: for quite a few years after that. A corner libration
Speaker 7: can keep reoccurring after after it's She was sort of
Speaker 7: like a bit of a scab on my eye. So
Speaker 7: every time I went to sleep at night and I
Speaker 7: opened my eye in the morning, it was like ripping
Speaker 7: the scab off.
Speaker 2: It was. It was excreciad at a table store. We
Speaker 2: don't need to know about the real after path of
Speaker 2: a corney libration and the scabbing of the eye. When
Speaker 2: are we doing? Is it tomorrow? We're doing scab Thursday? Thursday?
Speaker 2: But shall we send you a beanie?
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's not too much detail, but then upper cuts
Speaker 2: of balls, where do we draw a line? So nine
Speaker 2: four three, how did your child injure you? And no
Speaker 2: more details about scabbings. Well, Christian know Connall's show podcast,
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show, How did your child injure You? Jack
Speaker 2: is coming in today and he's only got one eye working.
Speaker 2: The other one is sevily gouge after Gord. He doesn't
Speaker 2: quite understand the rules of piggybacking yet. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what once he gets it though, that piggybund piggybacking. He's
Speaker 2: just looking at them anyman, cozying about their little time,
Speaker 2: especially in the evening when he carried them to bed,
Speaker 2: and that they've got the little warm breath, but.
Speaker 3: It's he needs the arms around the neck, not looking
Speaker 3: for any bit of purchase on my face.
Speaker 2: I think he knows what he's doing. He's judged the
Speaker 2: size of the man. I can take him. And I'm two. Christian,
Speaker 2: my daughter went on a fairground side with her dad,
Speaker 2: my husband, and went over the one of one of
Speaker 2: the bumps and she landed awkwardly on him, and then
Speaker 2: he landed very awkwardly on his cockxit bone. Was on
Speaker 2: crutches for four weeks. Morning, Christian, my son injured me
Speaker 2: without even touching me. He was chasing me down the hallway,
Speaker 2: how terrified as a kid, and halfway down I just
Speaker 2: strained a hammy Carl, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Tania, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Here are you going.
Speaker 2: I'm good China. Welcome to the show. So how did
Speaker 2: your child injure you?
Speaker 5: Well, it was actually my son that injured my husband.
Speaker 5: My husband was in charge that day. I was out
Speaker 5: on Obill's weekend and they decided that a nerf gun
Speaker 5: war in the house would be the best option.
Speaker 2: I sign already, I mean, let's do that much tomorrow
Speaker 2: as well, and our team bonding lunch nerf gun war.
Speaker 5: No, that's not advice, not advice. He was he was
Speaker 5: tackled by my son and went through the bedroom window,
Speaker 5: ended up with a four inch cut on his forearms,
Speaker 5: ended up in hospital with switches about fifteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bragging rights, because you'd be like someone's naw,
Speaker 2: you weren't there, man, you weren't there. It was on.
Speaker 2: It was I was in a fox soul alone. I
Speaker 2: was been pounded my incoming artillery of nurse.
Speaker 3: Why did it come to handhand combat? Anyway, Let's throw
Speaker 3: down our guns, DWN and do this like real men.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Too much fun, Tony, Thank you very much, very
Speaker 2: funny story. Thanks for sharing that cheer.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Ann. Good morning, Anne, Good morning.
Speaker 1: Well, my son had a broken leg and he absolutely
Speaker 1: hassled and nagged the life out of me. Can he
Speaker 1: go to school for ride to school day? And I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'll put him on the tag along. It'll be okay.
Speaker 1: And we're riding to school. I've got the crutches across
Speaker 1: the front handlebars. Crutches long story, short crutches go into
Speaker 1: the front spokes. We both go flying handle bars and
Speaker 1: I had to do the w of shame back to
Speaker 1: the hospital to get his broken plastid leg re x rayed,
Speaker 1: and I thought, oh, mother of the year.
Speaker 2: All right, a couple of points here. You say you
Speaker 2: had a broken leg and you cycled him to school. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: crutches through the handlebart become jousting sticks to go through
Speaker 2: the spokes. Not my best day, you poor thing. What
Speaker 2: happened to you both?
Speaker 1: Well, we had to go back to hospital to get
Speaker 1: his broken leg x.
Speaker 2: Ray Oh my god, what about you?
Speaker 1: Oh no, you know what I'm I'm I'm a parent,
Speaker 1: so I'm you know, made of titanium.
Speaker 4: I was just a few of scratches.
Speaker 2: That is insane, and thank you very much. She called me.
Speaker 2: I have a good day.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Have a good one, bait, Chris.
Speaker 6: How's it going?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, off you go. Then had your kid injure you.
Speaker 6: Basically what happened was we used to sit down and
Speaker 6: watch the WWE pay per views and between each match
Speaker 6: with Mattress down and we'd decided to wrestle the kids
Speaker 6: and I And what had happened was my son's best
Speaker 6: friend decided to choke me out on one occasion.
Speaker 2: How old was the boy, she was eleven. I would
Speaker 2: I mean fair play to you, but I would not
Speaker 2: be telling anyone that story that you've got choked out
Speaker 2: by an eleven year old child.
Speaker 3: Don't you have the tap system where you tap out?
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think children recognize it. Maybe
Speaker 2: you havec fighters, but the untrained kids are feral Jack.
Speaker 6: I wasn't able to tap out because my arm, my
Speaker 6: both my sons were holding me down.
Speaker 2: Oh this is chilling. I mean everyone who's got young
Speaker 2: kids now is suddenly going to go easy. When you
Speaker 2: go in there wrestling, protect the neck, always protected the neck,
Speaker 2: so you actually go to sleep, Chris, So I.
Speaker 6: Was out for about a minute.
Speaker 2: Darkness, smile. I mean they took you there, They took
Speaker 2: you there, they slept you, as they said in the UFC. This,
Speaker 2: Chris is he's ex I mean to be honest, though,
Speaker 2: what could possibly go wrong? The mattress down. This is
Speaker 2: too much excitement for kids, isn't it. It's that spoon
Speaker 2: feeding them raw sugar. You're asking for trouble and then
Speaker 2: they trapped you, pinned you down, and then you get
Speaker 2: choked out. An awful thing to happen. But we're going
Speaker 2: to give you one thousand dollars. That is the kind
Speaker 2: of stuff we give a thousand dollars too for our
Speaker 2: instant corner of the week.
Speaker 6: Chris, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you went to sleep and he won't cut
Speaker 2: you onon a thousand dollars. We applaud that now choked
Speaker 2: down by feral kids' Chris, you want a thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, thanks to go on the show. Incredible story,
Speaker 2: very very funny. You deserve your money. I hope how
Speaker 2: old are your kids now?
Speaker 6: So twenty four and twenty three?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, may I do snaring school holidays
Speaker 2: tend to do with that winning sir? Why not? Maybe
Speaker 2: it's time for the rematch. Now, get that mattress down
Speaker 2: the floor, let's go. It is on Royal Rumble two.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.