Speaker 1: Laura, come on in. Hello Australia, Hello Laura, Hello Mitch Chury,
Speaker 1: Welcome back to another Monday.
Speaker 2: Great to be here, Sands, Brittany Hockley. Of course, if
Speaker 2: you're just tuning in, this is the pick up Britt Laura, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Britt is in the African jungle, not on a Kenticky tour.
Speaker 1: No, but thank god she's still there because you guys.
Speaker 3: Have been voting.
Speaker 1: It's kept her in the jungle and she's survived another day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is the last week we might we
Speaker 2: could have Britt back. Maybe this week if she gets eliminated.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm pretty sure the whole show ends this week.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: So every night someone's going to go home, which means
Speaker 1: that maybe the finales Sunday or Monday.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I have an announced, but yeah, when
Speaker 2: we get Britt back, we can all speculate. We hope
Speaker 2: she's back. In the meantime, I'm stuck with Laura, who
Speaker 2: I just not that bad. I don't know. I walked
Speaker 2: into the studio to do the show and I said, hello,
Speaker 2: how is your weekend? Got nothing from her? And then
Speaker 2: I look at Laura.
Speaker 3: Hear you I didn't know you'd entered the room.
Speaker 2: So yeah, because you had cat nip in your ears.
Speaker 2: Laura's on on petbarn dot Com looking at kitty little
Speaker 2: trays and she goes, hey, what kitty litter do you use?
Speaker 2: I don't have a cat?
Speaker 1: No, I asked how producer Grace because she has a
Speaker 1: cat and I and I really needed some instructions on
Speaker 1: what's the best type of tra Anyone who owns a
Speaker 1: cat knows that's the worst bit. You got to get
Speaker 1: a good kitty litter tray that doesn't smell. Where do
Speaker 1: you put it? You put in the lound room, in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, in the laundry, like it's so many things
Speaker 1: you can't just walk out.
Speaker 2: I thought you were doing like an investor to give
Speaker 2: a journalistic podcast into cat, because you're asking into cat,
Speaker 2: just cat, full stop cats. Because you were asking everyone
Speaker 2: on the office like, what kitty litter do you use?
Speaker 2: You're happy with your brand?
Speaker 1: No, here, so many people own cats. Don't be okay,
Speaker 1: a cat love you? You're so cats? You love cats
Speaker 1: And I'm getting my cat well very soon. So I
Speaker 1: need to get a kitty litter tray so that doesn't
Speaker 1: pool all through my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Laura's catweek. Everyone Laura gets her cat
Speaker 2: this week. Raspberry little, oh the little. That's your baby,
Speaker 2: Lola saying baby.
Speaker 1: May soon, We're going to have a new baby in
Speaker 1: the household and we're so excit.
Speaker 2: We can't wait. Hey, listen, we've got a good show
Speaker 2: planned for you today. Next, we're talking that awkward moment
Speaker 2: when you're throwing an event, maybe it's a wedding or
Speaker 2: a birthday, and a friend texts you and they say, hey,
Speaker 2: can I bring my new partner?
Speaker 3: That's the worst.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your stomach drops. You don't want to
Speaker 2: do it, but we all do.
Speaker 1: Everyone has been in this situation, whether it's a wedding,
Speaker 1: a birthday party, or just an intimate dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a new hack as to how you can grapple
Speaker 2: with that situation. Next, at the pickup around Australia, if
Speaker 2: you're Monday, Welcome Laura. Welcome Laura.
Speaker 4: That was weird.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that.
Speaker 3: Well, it has to be here.
Speaker 2: Welcome Laura and Australia. It is a Monday, so we
Speaker 2: need to do this. You can't, Laura. I've got some
Speaker 2: of the big discussion points from the weekend, some of
Speaker 2: the trending stories, right, and I'm going to tell them
Speaker 2: to you, and you need to decide whether or not
Speaker 2: we pick them up, we carry on a conversation into
Speaker 2: the week, or we put them down and we never
Speaker 2: speak of them again.
Speaker 3: Firstly, I want to say, it's never the hard hitting stories, is.
Speaker 4: It, Mitch?
Speaker 2: I zone out in this segment because you just nag
Speaker 2: me every single day.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's never the important stuff. It's more,
Speaker 1: it's more the silly stuff.
Speaker 2: You sit opposite what some people call this generation's Tracy
Speaker 2: Grimshaw every day.
Speaker 3: Has anyone ever called you that? Ever?
Speaker 2: I think of myself you look similar. Just I'm a
Speaker 2: young grim Shop anyway, all right, First topic, Courtney Kardashian
Speaker 2: on The Weekend admitting she drinks her own breast milk.
Speaker 1: Pickup. Does she wait, does she drink it or does
Speaker 1: she just has she tried it? Okay, so's different things.
Speaker 2: He's what she did. She put this on her Instagram story.
Speaker 2: She said, this filter is crazy and I just pounded
Speaker 2: a glass of breast milk because I found it good night.
Speaker 2: Was just a selfie she put on her Instagram story.
Speaker 1: So she scowled a pint of her own breast milk
Speaker 1: because she was feeling a bit unwell.
Speaker 2: Well, the outrage is more so that she said she
Speaker 2: pounded a glass of breast milk, which insinuates she was
Speaker 2: at a pub with mates and everyone was having a
Speaker 2: glass of her own breast milk.
Speaker 1: But is it because she thinks that it has the
Speaker 1: antibodies in it it's going to make her feel better,
Speaker 1: or is it because she just lacks the term.
Speaker 2: You're the mom, like, is this a thing? Did you
Speaker 2: do this? Did you do this when you were pregnant
Speaker 2: with your kids?
Speaker 1: No, because it takes so much energy to make the
Speaker 1: breast milk in the first place, So I'm certainly not
Speaker 1: going to waste it I have here in my cappuccino.
Speaker 1: But I did try it. Matt also tried it. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's too weird. My husband, Matt tried it.
Speaker 1: He really wanted to, and it took him a little while.
Speaker 1: So he was the one who asked and asked and
Speaker 1: asked for months, and then eventually I caved and I
Speaker 1: was like, just try it, you wwido, and he did,
Speaker 1: and it's very sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've tried it before. I've had a friend who
Speaker 2: was likectating and I just, yeah, you had some.
Speaker 3: From the sauce or from the bottle?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it the Easter show?
Speaker 3: On my knees?
Speaker 2: Underneath her getting a little deet spread.
Speaker 3: I think it depends on how you received.
Speaker 2: The meal because super soaker, open your mouth, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: But also, what do you know what? People get so
Speaker 3: weirded out by it?
Speaker 1: But I always think who was the first person to
Speaker 1: walk into a caddock?
Speaker 3: A paddock and milk a cow?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: That's weirder.
Speaker 2: It's a really good point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we drink that with no worries, and you
Speaker 3: know why don't we milk other animals?
Speaker 2: It's a big discussion. And once again, this is why
Speaker 2: I'm this generation's Tracy Grim. Sure I said it once,
Speaker 2: I'll say it again. Moving on letting your children changing
Speaker 2: topics from quickly here pick up, put down. Letting your
Speaker 2: children urin eate in a public.
Speaker 3: Park also pick up? But who is choosing these dumpings?
Speaker 2: I'm glad you said pick up because you're a weeir.
Speaker 2: You let your kids wi wherever you want you want to.
Speaker 2: You're a Byron Bay mum.
Speaker 3: We everywhere hips.
Speaker 1: We're lucky if our kids even have pants on them. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're a big family of called bush we's. Well
Speaker 1: this bush wee wherever you want, baby, I don't care.
Speaker 2: The fact you've got a name for it is so worrying.
Speaker 1: It's just so it's so annoying to walk to a
Speaker 1: public toilet. If your two year old just needs to
Speaker 1: do a wi.
Speaker 3: You just bush wee.
Speaker 2: Well. This is because a New York City mum was
Speaker 2: fined fifty dollars after letting her four year old son
Speaker 2: do an emergency WI outside in New York, all the
Speaker 2: bathrooms are closed and she said, my son really needs
Speaker 2: to go. Park officers saw her and went wrote, ma'am,
Speaker 2: I'm writing you a ticket fifty US dollars.
Speaker 1: I understand if there is the option of a toilet somewhere,
Speaker 1: But if your four year old desperately needs to go
Speaker 1: to the toilet, you're outside and they're about to pee
Speaker 1: their pants, that to me is that's that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Can I say what I know about your children? Or
Speaker 2: you get will you be ba?
Speaker 3: Say whatever you want. I don't care you've said worse.
Speaker 2: I have the story that you've told me off the
Speaker 2: show about your child doing a published. Yes, there's bush Tell.
Speaker 3: The story about draw the line at bush poos.
Speaker 1: No, I thought it was going to be a bushwei
Speaker 1: and turned out to be bush poo in a park.
Speaker 2: Didn't she come up to you with it in her hands?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, that was you're conflating different stories when she put
Speaker 1: in the backyard of the house and then she brought
Speaker 1: that one. No, that was the dog. And can we
Speaker 1: stop talking about my child. She's going to grow up
Speaker 1: one day and listen back to this radio show, and
Speaker 1: you're just spreading lives and misinformation about her.
Speaker 2: None of that, that is all truth.
Speaker 1: She picked up a dog poo. I think it's worse
Speaker 1: for an occasion she pooed in the park.
Speaker 3: More different story, more that.
Speaker 2: You doubled down on it, the worst it actually gets.
Speaker 2: Final story.
Speaker 3: Pick up?
Speaker 2: Put down people that bring their partners to every event.
Speaker 3: Put down?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think put down here. This is a viral
Speaker 2: TikTok that that's gone crazy over the weekend. Have a listen.
Speaker 6: My opinion on if it's okay for you to bring
Speaker 6: your significant other to our plans depends on two things.
Speaker 6: How formal are the plans? Am I invading you to
Speaker 6: my wedding? Or Am I just asking you if you
Speaker 6: want to get drinks after work? And how intimate are
Speaker 6: these plans? May invading you to a big group activity
Speaker 6: or am I just asking you to hang out one
Speaker 6: on one?
Speaker 2: Yes? So where do we stand? Because it's that awkward
Speaker 2: moment when when you're hosting an event and someone goes,
Speaker 2: can I bring my partner and you've not met them.
Speaker 1: There has to be a level of self awareness to this.
Speaker 1: I think just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that relationship becomes automatically part of your identity. You're still
Speaker 1: allowed to do things on your own.
Speaker 3: And if it's a.
Speaker 1: Wedding or it's an intimate dinner and you know, I
Speaker 1: think that sometimes people just need to be self aware
Speaker 1: of what they're asking when they say, can I bring
Speaker 1: my partner to xyz?
Speaker 2: Although you bring Maddie j your partner like to a
Speaker 2: lot of places.
Speaker 4: No, I don't you do?
Speaker 3: I mean I don't go anywhere? What do you mean
Speaker 3: do I?
Speaker 1: Although when it comes to weddings especially, I think that's
Speaker 1: such a big one because the last thing anyone wants
Speaker 1: is to have a person in their wedding video who
Speaker 1: they're never going to see again, because it's you know,
Speaker 1: just now.
Speaker 2: An Esh shut, I know exactly where you're going with.
Speaker 1: So when people bring their partners to weddings and then
Speaker 1: they break up with them and then you're stuck with
Speaker 1: them in your wedding video forever admitched jury, maybe that
Speaker 1: was directed at you.
Speaker 2: Is he in your wedding video? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really, you're the only couple that is.
Speaker 1: It pans to the audience our wedding video at the
Speaker 1: beautiful wedding.
Speaker 3: Video of the cut pans of the audience.
Speaker 1: It's just Mitch and Mitch's ex boyfriend, and that it
Speaker 1: pans back to us, and that's the only couple shot
Speaker 1: audience shot of the whole video.
Speaker 2: That's really funny. Sorry about that.
Speaker 3: You look beautiful though.
Speaker 2: I think that was the night we actually decided a lot.
Speaker 2: Let's end it. I think your wedding well, we're never
Speaker 2: going to have what these two have. Wrap it up now.
Speaker 1: This is a real change of tone for us, Mitch.
Speaker 1: We're usually on here having a laugh, but after everything
Speaker 1: that happened in Bondau on Saturday, we just wanted to
Speaker 1: take a moment to talk about a few of the
Speaker 1: a few of the things that happened, and I know
Speaker 1: by now everybody across Australia is across the story that
Speaker 1: a man walked into bond A junction and what seems
Speaker 1: like indiscriminately walked in there and started stabbing people. And
Speaker 1: now there's six people who had died from this, and
Speaker 1: there are eleven people who were still in hospital. And
Speaker 1: I guess one of the things I really wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about was just how the media reacted over the weekend.
Speaker 1: This feels so close to home, not just because of proximity,
Speaker 1: but because of all of the reporting around Ashgood. Who
Speaker 1: Ashley Good, who was a mum who was in the
Speaker 1: shopping center with her nine month old baby and she died.
Speaker 1: And I think the thing that has been so devastating
Speaker 1: this weekend, beyond just the immense tragic loss, is the
Speaker 1: way in which the media has reported on this.
Speaker 3: And what I mean by.
Speaker 1: That is that it has felt so much as though
Speaker 1: it's been a race for getting information out first, regardless
Speaker 1: of whether that information is correct, and regardless of what
Speaker 1: impact that information has to the family and.
Speaker 3: To the victims.
Speaker 1: And there have been so many photos of Ashley Good
Speaker 1: that has been posted online by news outlets against the
Speaker 1: will of the family. There has been incorrect information that
Speaker 1: has been posted. Even one news outlet wrote the wrong
Speaker 1: name of a killer because it was this immense race
Speaker 1: to be first. And so I really think that the
Speaker 1: issue here is that it's not about reporting on what happened.
Speaker 1: It's not about keeping people informed for their own wellbeing.
Speaker 1: It's about the clicks and it's about engagement. And to me,
Speaker 1: that feels incredibly gross how this has turned into such
Speaker 1: a media fanfare and on top of that, and I
Speaker 1: think it's something that we really need to talk about more.
Speaker 1: As it stands now, we're only in the middle of
Speaker 1: April and twenty eight women in Australia have now died
Speaker 1: at the hands of male violence.
Speaker 3: That is up from last year.
Speaker 1: That's one point eight women a week, which last year
Speaker 1: we were tracking at one.
Speaker 3: Woman a week.
Speaker 2: And that's just in Australia.
Speaker 1: In Australia alone, twenty eight women have died. And I
Speaker 1: just the big part of this is is that there
Speaker 1: was so much speculation on the weekend as to whether
Speaker 1: this man who walked into this shopping center and did
Speaker 1: this had some sort of ideology. Maybe it was from
Speaker 1: a religious ideology, maybe he was motivated. It was a
Speaker 1: terrorist motivation. But my question is when are we going
Speaker 1: to in this country see violence against women as an ideology,
Speaker 1: as that being enough for us to stop down and say,
Speaker 1: what the hell is happening that a man would walk
Speaker 1: into a shopping center and target women in this way.
Speaker 1: It is so petrifying, it is so it's so deeply horrific.
Speaker 1: But I think that there's a greater problem around around
Speaker 1: violence and around the dangers in which women face that
Speaker 1: needs to be discussed.
Speaker 2: Yet hundred percent yeah, I agree, I think also, I mean,
Speaker 2: I think that is the key takeaway. But the other
Speaker 2: thing that really struck me is just how close to
Speaker 2: home it all feels. I mean, we feel so safe
Speaker 2: in our little bubble, and we often see this more
Speaker 2: often than not in America or over in the UK,
Speaker 2: and you think it's something it's so foreign to us,
Speaker 2: you know, But to have it on our doorstep, in
Speaker 2: our backyard, I mean, is in somewhere that we all know.
Speaker 2: And you see it on the news and you go,
Speaker 2: I've been there, I go shopping.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm a boy, I'm a man that was raised by women.
Speaker 2: I've got two sisters, I've got my mother, and it
Speaker 2: breaks my heart to think that it could have just
Speaker 2: as easily been there. I think on the flip side, though,
Speaker 2: you look at the good stories that come out of
Speaker 2: an event like this and the humanity that I think
Speaker 2: kind of ties us all together. And we were talking
Speaker 2: off the air laws, but you know, you think, what
Speaker 2: would you do if you were in the center.
Speaker 3: You never know what you'd do.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I have no idea whether you
Speaker 1: would run away or whether you would stop and try
Speaker 1: and help. And I think everyone likes to think that
Speaker 1: they would behave in a certain way. But there was
Speaker 1: some true incredible heroism that happened on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You hear the stories of the nine
Speaker 2: month old baby. He's in a critical condition but is
Speaker 2: stable in hospital currently. You know, it was passed to
Speaker 2: passer by as complete strangers did not know the child
Speaker 2: and got at a safety and you go there the
Speaker 2: moments in situations like this that make you relieved, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so many.
Speaker 1: I mean the police officer Amy Scott, who showed incredible bravery.
Speaker 1: There's videos of a man with a ballard Ukrainian man
Speaker 1: who once again put himself into danger. In order to
Speaker 1: save people, to save strangers. And I think that that's
Speaker 1: a true act of like how Australians can band together
Speaker 1: in these times of just severe, severe trauma. But I
Speaker 1: guess one other thing I wanted to mention. There's something
Speaker 1: that I think we so greatly take for granted now,
Speaker 1: but it's the way in which social media occupies the news.
Speaker 1: And you know, some of these families no longer gone
Speaker 1: of the days where a police officer would rock up
Speaker 1: to your house and tell you the awful news that
Speaker 1: you've lost a.
Speaker 3: Family member or a friend.
Speaker 1: People find out now because they see photos posted on
Speaker 1: social media. That's how people find out that their loved
Speaker 1: ones have passed away. That's how some of my friends
Speaker 1: found out that their loved ones passed away on the weekend.
Speaker 1: And I think for some people the news becomes sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go.
Speaker 3: I think for some people we get caught up in
Speaker 3: the news of it.
Speaker 1: We get caught up in the wanting to know more
Speaker 1: without really thinking about the victims and the people who
Speaker 1: are impacted at the bottom of it. And I just
Speaker 1: everybody here and across Australia we feel so deeply for
Speaker 1: the victims and we feel so deeply for their families
Speaker 1: and for everybody who has been affected by this, for
Speaker 1: the whole of the Bondaia community.
Speaker 3: We are all thinking of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, said Laura. I agree. Hey, listen, if you
Speaker 2: need to chat about what's going on in them mo
Speaker 2: Lifeline are available twenty four to seven on thirteen eleven fourteen.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to a break and we'll come back
Speaker 2: after this on the pickup. BRIT's in the arm of celebrity.
Speaker 2: Get me out of here African Jungle, and not for
Speaker 2: very much longer. I mean, she could win it this time.
Speaker 2: Next week brit might win. She might come back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We're in the final.
Speaker 1: Days it is, which is why it's so important for
Speaker 1: you guys. If you haven't cast your ten votes per day,
Speaker 1: go and jump onto ten Play.
Speaker 3: Put in your ten votes. Let's try and make brit
Speaker 3: Queen of the Jungle.
Speaker 2: I've been doing three. I'm going to be real honest
Speaker 2: with you that teenplay website, so she gets three and
Speaker 2: that's all.
Speaker 1: I have a theory I reckon the reason why they
Speaker 1: let you do ten votes per day is because they
Speaker 1: actually just want the banner. They want the retargeting ads,
Speaker 1: because every time you refresh to go again and put
Speaker 1: another vote in, you get served another bed threads out
Speaker 1: or something every time. Anyway, look, part of Britt being
Speaker 1: away is that she we've been getting exclusive chats that
Speaker 1: have been happening in the Jungle which haven't been airing
Speaker 1: on TV. And these are like little fly on the
Speaker 1: wall conversations, which I mean, it's nice to be able
Speaker 1: to have Brits still be a part of the show,
Speaker 1: but also to kind of find out more about these celebrities,
Speaker 1: things that haven't been shown or have been shared. And
Speaker 1: today we have a conversation with Stephen k Amos and
Speaker 1: now he's the comedian who's in the Jungle, and he's
Speaker 1: talking about some of the some of the biggest people
Speaker 1: that he's ever performed to.
Speaker 3: He's performed for the Royal Royals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know he's big in the UK, and yeah,
Speaker 2: this is Britt's exclusive chat. We also had a cheeky
Speaker 2: listen you get a signature Britt laugh that we miss.
Speaker 3: If you've missed the cackle there, we're stuck it in
Speaker 3: here roll when we came in here.
Speaker 1: Your clue was international comedian Love by the Royal yes,
Speaker 1: what does that mean.
Speaker 7: I've done shows for the Royal, did the Royal Riot performance,
Speaker 7: and then I did another thing for Prince Charles, one
Speaker 7: of his birthday parties. But those shows are very toorious
Speaker 7: as difficult as a comedian because sometimes you've come off
Speaker 7: the back.
Speaker 4: Of maybe a circus act or a singer, all.
Speaker 1: Right, so the vibe might not be where you need
Speaker 1: it exactly.
Speaker 4: So that it's proper old school varieties.
Speaker 1: So who would be the most famous people that have
Speaker 1: come to your shows or you've performed for.
Speaker 3: Would it be the Royals or who outside of the Royal.
Speaker 7: I've had Samuel Jackson, Well, yeah, he rang He rang
Speaker 7: me out to appear at one of his golf charity events.
Speaker 4: So Samuel Jackson rang me directly.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, so you're like hello, and he's high.
Speaker 3: He's like hi, Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 4: He said Hi, it's Sam Jackson.
Speaker 3: I'm like you, like who? Because no one knows who
Speaker 3: was Sam Jackson?
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I put the phone down. He hung up
Speaker 7: with it, and he rang back, and I did it.
Speaker 7: I took my sister and we just had a board.
Speaker 7: It was and it was a who's who of everyone.
Speaker 4: Everyone was there Hollywood everyone. Yeah, but it's great. I
Speaker 4: love I just love the job.
Speaker 2: God, they're clearly the conversation's waning. A bit of Michelle
Speaker 2: Bridges has gone, Frankie Munez is gone.
Speaker 1: I mean I was surprised by Michelle Bridges going Frankie.
Speaker 3: I kind of expected.
Speaker 1: I thought that he was going to do a walk
Speaker 1: out sooner other than later, Like, you know, he's a
Speaker 1: big Hollywood start, he's got stuff to go.
Speaker 2: And do you know we actually have access to Britt's socials,
Speaker 2: Like we're running her social media while she's in the
Speaker 2: jungle and Frankie Munez just followed her on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Well, so it turns out that they're actually really are
Speaker 3: friends in there?
Speaker 2: Should I follow back?
Speaker 3: No block him?
Speaker 2: Imagine if my message said found my phone in an
Speaker 2: African toad hole, I love you in secret.
Speaker 1: No. Please, we don't need to jeopardize BRIT's socials any
Speaker 1: more than we already have. Last night, I posted a
Speaker 1: story for Britt. I posted a story to try and
Speaker 1: get all of you guys to vote for her, and
Speaker 1: I accidentally spelt her name wrong and I'm still not
Speaker 1: living it down. I spelt it like Brittany like Britney Spear.
Speaker 1: She's Brittany. Brittannia is what she is.
Speaker 2: We got word from the Channel ten execs that if
Speaker 2: we want to talk to Britt, if we want to
Speaker 2: get her some information, we can in this final week.
Speaker 2: So here's here's what we want to do, Laura. We
Speaker 2: want to send brit a ridiculous task to complete for
Speaker 2: us to play here on the pickup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so basically, you know how they get to do
Speaker 1: those little like in camp challenges, they're secret challenges. They
Speaker 1: have to try and get them past all their other teammates.
Speaker 1: So we can come up with ones specifically here on
Speaker 1: the Pickup, which britt will have to do on the show.
Speaker 1: So we need your ideas. What's the stupidest, dumbest thing
Speaker 1: that you can think of. Mitch has a great idea
Speaker 1: that he wants brit to just sneak in fart noises,
Speaker 1: which I don't think that that's gonna fly, or just
Speaker 1: actually fart while she's around her camp mates.
Speaker 2: Stephen really funny Skype sweetly sky so funny, it's so shubid.
Speaker 1: Anyway, if you guys have got some ideas, give us
Speaker 1: a call thirteen one oh six five. We want to
Speaker 1: know what's the challenge that you would put forward for
Speaker 1: Britt and we can see if we can get to
Speaker 1: do it in the jungle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll also play the audio. If we get it back,
Speaker 2: you'll hear it on the show.
Speaker 3: Hopefully she does it. Let's not promise anything we can't deliver.
Speaker 2: Write a letter an Africa, cause we'll do that next
Speaker 2: at the pickup. Our beloved brit not here because she
Speaker 2: is in the I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out of
Speaker 2: your Jungle Aura.
Speaker 3: Very notably absent at the moment. But guess what, so.
Speaker 2: We have to say that we're doing fine.
Speaker 1: No, I mean but people have noticed that she's not here.
Speaker 1: That didn't mean we were having a hard time.
Speaker 2: I just lot your hair.
Speaker 1: As you said it as if very notable, everything's gone
Speaker 1: down the toilet.
Speaker 3: Well know what I meant by that is she's not here.
Speaker 1: And if you guys have been playing along at home
Speaker 1: and watching I'm a Celebrity, you would know that. Obviously
Speaker 1: they do the big trials, like the really gross awful
Speaker 1: like the Tucker Trials and everything else, but then they
Speaker 1: also have secret challenges that happen in the camp as well.
Speaker 1: And so these are like the smaller they're like weird
Speaker 1: little secret challenges that they have to try and get
Speaker 1: past the other teammates in order to win something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's be real, there's so much downtime in
Speaker 2: this jungle for this select bored This is actually good
Speaker 2: for them to keep their brains working.
Speaker 1: So for us, we have gotten a direct link to
Speaker 1: Channel ten and they've given us the opportunity to create
Speaker 1: the secret challenge for brit so she will know that
Speaker 1: it's part of us, that we are the ones who
Speaker 1: are who have put it together master. But no one
Speaker 1: else in the camp will know this, And so we
Speaker 1: need you guys to call up with the weirdest challenges,
Speaker 1: like the stupidest things that you could think of.
Speaker 3: And we were just throwing around some ideas in the break.
Speaker 1: One of them could be, for example, she needs to
Speaker 1: interrupt at least five conversations and talk about the Kardashians,
Speaker 1: for example, like bring that conversation back to how much she.
Speaker 3: Likes the Kardashians. Yeah, something sill, something silly.
Speaker 1: Mitch really wanted it to be that she was weird
Speaker 1: a recorder that had fart noises playing and then every
Speaker 1: time a fart noise was like she had to.
Speaker 3: Say, oh so sorry, sorry, sorry. She had to admit
Speaker 3: that it was her fast channel too.
Speaker 2: Are not going to go on eBay and buy a
Speaker 2: fart machine. They're going to pay for the you know,
Speaker 2: they're paying for no money left. So the phone lines
Speaker 2: people are clearly as dumb as we are. Because the
Speaker 2: phone lines are crazy. They want to get to Africa.
Speaker 2: Kat on thirteen one oh six five, Hello, what what game?
Speaker 2: What little secret message do we want Britt to play
Speaker 2: on the other slabs in the jungle?
Speaker 8: I thought it would be cute if Britt had to
Speaker 8: sneak some forehead kisses for all of her teammates and
Speaker 8: just trying it as many as she can. Obviously not
Speaker 8: ideal when half of them haven't showered, but very on
Speaker 8: brand with We Love Love and for the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how would she?
Speaker 4: How do you?
Speaker 1: How do you envisit this going walking out a ninja
Speaker 1: kiss or I'm picturing like Pope.
Speaker 8: I know she could just work it in just you know,
Speaker 8: like talk about how much she really likes somebody and
Speaker 8: just want so you know, shoulder to love. She might
Speaker 8: do a ninja kiss. I don't know if sucks for.
Speaker 1: Her, like in the middle of a conversation, she's like, oh, Stephen,
Speaker 1: Stephen K Moss, you're so lovely and just gives him
Speaker 1: kiss on the forehead perform for the Royals his mother.
Speaker 2: That's cute and I think very brit that could work
Speaker 2: and we could go to hour on thirteen one o
Speaker 2: six five hour. What should we get brit to do
Speaker 2: in the jungle?
Speaker 8: I was thinking maybe like in conversations by saying how
Speaker 8: her boyfriend is a famous football star, or like how
Speaker 8: many times you can bring that up?
Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to be rude, but isn't she
Speaker 2: doing that anyway?
Speaker 3: Not, mich, you are being rude. I think that that
Speaker 3: is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I also like the idea of like cutting off a
Speaker 1: conversation that's about something completely irrelevant and being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that reminds me of how my boyfriend's a professional football player,
Speaker 1: so it's so fun.
Speaker 2: Michelle Bridges just gets eliminated. Misch, I'm so sorry for you.
Speaker 2: This is how I felt when Ben lost the Grand
Speaker 2: Final match.
Speaker 3: He's a professional football player.
Speaker 2: And then okay, thank you. Let's see what Molly Supria,
Speaker 2: I'm thirteen, what's your brit do in the jungle? Hi?
Speaker 5: Guys, I thought it would be quite funny if Britt
Speaker 5: were I have to like lick her thumb and then
Speaker 5: go up to each other contestant and tidy up their
Speaker 5: eyebrow or some part of their face, be like, hang on, god,
Speaker 5: you've got something going on here, and just like yes,
Speaker 5: smooth down their eyebrow with a wet sum or there's
Speaker 5: something odd like that, because it would just be hilarious
Speaker 5: and awkward.
Speaker 3: Priya, this one.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of being a little kid, and like
Speaker 1: when your nana would spit on a hanky and wipe
Speaker 1: your face for you, or like I feel like that's
Speaker 1: what she should do. Maybe it maybe it has to be. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is very uncovid safe, but I do like this one.
Speaker 1: As many people as she can get to fix something
Speaker 1: on their face by licking her finger before she gets
Speaker 1: caught out how many five?
Speaker 3: And then she gets what does she win? Ships don't
Speaker 3: you don't do anything.
Speaker 2: For a or something? I know carbohydrates give her like
Speaker 2: a block of chocolate, Priya, that's five like this something sweet? Yeah,
Speaker 2: producer Grace, So this.
Speaker 5: Is so awkward, I think, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I'm I reckon. We settle on this one, Grace.
Speaker 2: Can we send this to or? Is this how we're
Speaker 2: gonna send this to Channel ten?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 6: Are we?
Speaker 1: I mean absolutely, we can send it and we just
Speaker 1: have to see what she does. My only worry is
Speaker 1: that they're going to come back and say it's not
Speaker 1: COVID safe. But you know what, they're all in the
Speaker 1: junglehgh and showered and hang it out with each other.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they're jungle. They got to worry about malaria and
Speaker 2: lions eating them. I think COVID is the least of
Speaker 2: their worries. All right, send it on to We're gonna
Speaker 2: send that off. That's a good idea.
Speaker 3: All right, let's see if we can get it to
Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 2: Hey, get that to Africa. So how it's going to
Speaker 2: work from now is if we get that audio, we'll
Speaker 2: play it back for you might see it on Channel ten,
Speaker 2: or you might hear it on the pickup, or.
Speaker 1: If she refuses to do it, you may never hear
Speaker 1: from it again. But you know, Matt, it's going to
Speaker 1: be a mystery.
Speaker 2: Who knows. All right, we're going let's get out of here,
Speaker 2: Will and what are up next? To drive you home?
Speaker 2: If you miss the show today, you can podcast at
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Speaker 1: You can also jump onto ten play and give some
Speaker 1: votes to brit so ten votes a day for our
Speaker 1: brit to make her Queen of the Jungle every day.
Speaker 1: Those votes are cruse, so it's so important that you
Speaker 1: get on there and do it as many times as
Speaker 1: you possibly can.
Speaker 2: I hot take Laura, but I actually no, no, I'll
Speaker 2: vote for Britt. And I'm not talking about her anymore,
Speaker 2: talking about us. I like doing the show with you.
Speaker 3: That, Mitch. You can't say that. I mean, I do
Speaker 3: love doing the show with you.
Speaker 1: But Paul, Britt, it's going to listen back one day
Speaker 1: and she'll be so deeply offended enough we love her.
Speaker 2: It's nothing against Britt. I'm just saying it's fun you
Speaker 2: and I. It's like when they're your parents are in
Speaker 2: bed and the siblings get to stay up and play.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I love doing the show with you, mitche Anyway, I
Speaker 1: was fishing, we'll hay for you to morrow.
Speaker 3: Say guys,