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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Hannah Man's gotten room floor. Yeah, it's n

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Speaker 1: Hannah Man's gone room floor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to start this off by saying something very

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Speaker 3: punsy and entitled do you mind.

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Speaker 2: Not at all?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: Is this about your ming VA's collection?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: No, they're so old?

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Speaker 2: Your fabe egg collection?

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Speaker 3: What's Sometimes when I fly for work, I'm lucky enough

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Speaker 3: to be able to fly business class.

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Speaker 5: You want to be in the business, but when you're

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Speaker 5: doing business, you need to be in business.

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Speaker 3: And I hate to say something like this, but it's

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Speaker 3: hard when you're given the seat right at the front

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Speaker 3: of the plane because you can't put your bags at

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Speaker 3: your feet. It all has to go up the top.

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Speaker 3: It all has to go up right. And I've got

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Speaker 3: a dodgy elbow all of that stuff. So my Faberge

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Speaker 3: egg collection sometimes it's hard to lift. My anvil collection

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Speaker 3: that I'm very fond of. It's hard to put in

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Speaker 3: the overhead lock.

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Speaker 2: Should just leave that stuff at time?

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Speaker 4: Do you think if I need the anvil number?

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Speaker 2: You never know if you need your anvil, I never

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Speaker 2: will know.

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Speaker 3: So that's a very punsy thing to say. But I

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Speaker 3: like having somewhere to put my bag at my feet

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Speaker 3: fair enough. And I know you can't just have it

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Speaker 3: at your feet because there's a safety requirements on a plane,

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Speaker 3: has to go under the seat in front. What about

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Speaker 3: this woman in China? She had a very expensive handbag,

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Speaker 3: a Louis Voton handbag. It costs about three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot for a hand bag.

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Speaker 4: It is a lot for a handbag.

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Speaker 2: What makes it so good?

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Speaker 3: Maybe because it's by Louis Vuitton. It's probably made beautifully,

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Speaker 3: but it's also a status symbol and it looks great

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Speaker 3: all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Has it got a glow mesh on it?

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Speaker 4: No, because that would be a glowmish bag.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, keep up. I don't know my bags as

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Speaker 2: well as I should have, RAI man.

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Speaker 3: But what happened was she sat down, she had her

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Speaker 3: Louis Verton purse and she was holding it in her arms,

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Speaker 3: and the flight attendants quite rightly said a safety issue.

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Speaker 3: You need to either put it up the top or

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Speaker 3: put it under the seat in front. She refused, used

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Speaker 3: to put it on the ground or to put it

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Speaker 3: above her head.

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Speaker 5: I put it above my head straight away. There's less

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Speaker 5: stains up there.

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Speaker 3: Why what stains are down the think you wouldn't know

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Speaker 3: what stains were above your head.

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Speaker 4: You don't know what happens in there.

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Speaker 5: Feet go on the ground, there's less chance of there

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Speaker 5: being stains.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I know someone who had a bottle

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Speaker 3: of water. Actually think it might have been Chris Brown.

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Speaker 3: We're flying back from the logis. Look, I don't want

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Speaker 3: to besmirch him in case it wasn't making and water

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Speaker 3: started to drip out of water inside his bag and

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Speaker 3: started to drip down through.

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Speaker 4: The overhead locker.

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Speaker 3: Yeap, So none of those places are safe if you've

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Speaker 3: got a very expensive three thousand dollars bag. But that's

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Speaker 3: the decision you have to make, because if you're going

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Speaker 3: to be flying, you cannot keep it on your lap.

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Speaker 4: She was in an economy.

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Speaker 3: Seat, so she refused to put it under the seat

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Speaker 3: in front or up the top. So at the end

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Speaker 3: of ages she was ignoring all the flight crew. She

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Speaker 3: began to play on a phone, pretending.

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Speaker 4: She couldn't hear them. La la la la.

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Speaker 3: She was forcibly marched off the flight. The flight therefore

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Speaker 3: was delayed. Other place of passengers were clapping as she went.

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Speaker 3: The flight was delayed. The connections weren't made. The knock

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Speaker 3: on financial effect of this was quite extraordinary. So she

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Speaker 3: had a three thousand dollar bag. The flight she was

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Speaker 3: on cost one hundred and ten dollars, so she was

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Speaker 3: prepared to stuff that up. Yep, for a three thousand

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Speaker 3: dollar bag.

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Speaker 2: I guess that's what happens.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever been on a plane. I was on

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Speaker 5: a plane one time and the seat I was sitting and.

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Speaker 4: Was broken, and did you think don't so?

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Speaker 5: And the lady said, I got to put your seat

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Speaker 5: up right yep? And I went to put it up.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't get it up as it were, so I

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Speaker 5: put my arm behind it reefed it forward. But then

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Speaker 5: it wouldn't stay in the upper.

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Speaker 3: You know that if you say something, they're going to

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Speaker 3: delay the flight, so I'll have to get your bags off.

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Speaker 2: Yep. What I did? I just put my arm, I said,

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Speaker 2: you know, always love, and.

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Speaker 4: Moved it the loved being spoken to like that, I.

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Speaker 2: Moved it forward.

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Speaker 5: So when she wore past and did that check, you

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Speaker 5: know when they do the check, Yeah, oh good, Everything

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Speaker 5: seems in order, except.

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Speaker 4: That man's arms broken, was like and he called me love.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's nothing wrong with that, but I don't want

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Speaker 2: to be stuck.

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Speaker 5: I would rather risk death on a plane than be

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Speaker 5: stuck on the tarmac or deplaned and put onto another plane.

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Speaker 3: I think so too, But it's not our decision to make.

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Speaker 3: If there's a technical issue, you don't know the complexity

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Speaker 3: of it. Oh there's no window, doesn't matter. I'll just

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Speaker 3: get a nice fresh breeze next to you being sucked out.

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Speaker 4: But I didn't want to complain.

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Speaker 5: I'm a one time an overhead like a wooden shut

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Speaker 5: and they're just they're mucking around for ages, and I said,

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Speaker 5: why don't you just get some gaffer tape and tape

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Speaker 5: it up? And they went, and we're going to get

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Speaker 5: a technician. They got a technician. They flew a technician

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Speaker 5: from another place to get to the plane.

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Speaker 2: So we're there for forty five minutes.

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Speaker 5: The technician arise, what does he pull out gaffer tape? Well?

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Speaker 4: What about though?

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Speaker 3: If you know there are some airlines, even if you're

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Speaker 3: flying internationally, you know that the entertainment equipment's not going

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Speaker 3: to work. Yeah, so you probably feel like complaining then,

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Speaker 3: because you've got it, you'll have to roar dogger.

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Speaker 4: No window, nothing, no movies.

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Speaker 2: Nothing, you're flying Jet Star, or you're roar dogging it. Okay, kids,

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Speaker 2: that's it for today. Come back tomorrow from Lord Johns

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Speaker 2: and a man's Cutting room Flooring