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Speaker 1: Powered by the iHeartRadio app. From ninety six airfam to

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Speaker 1: wherever you're listening today. This is Clearcy and Lisa's podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming up on the podcast, John Pinder arm Mate, he

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Speaker 1: Did you say that dog that he drew?

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Speaker 2: This ame I did?

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Speaker 1: That is so incredible, so jealous. West Coast Eagle Elliot

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Speaker 1: Yo gives an update on his surgery and we talk

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Speaker 1: about the Eagles. On the weekend, a.

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Speaker 2: Boy stole his mum's credit card and purchased seventy thousand lollipops.

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Speaker 1: The Golden Globes have added a new Ridiculous Award category

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Speaker 2: Good morning morning, So how are you good?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: Where good? You had some surgery. Why how did it go?

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Speaker 4: I think it went well. Obviously we'll know more in

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Speaker 4: the coming weeks. So I just start to get moving

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Speaker 4: and how I pull up and recover. But pretty basic

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Speaker 4: surgery are just getting a few things taken out and

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Speaker 4: mainly just a couple of cuts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so this is the troublesome ankle.

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Speaker 4: It is, unfortunately, So yeah, it was just the hardware

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Speaker 4: well and was aggravating a few things. So yeah, it

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Speaker 4: was probably best to get it taken out and let

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Speaker 4: it sort of heal and naturally do its thing. Now,

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Speaker 4: now that's kind of completely all all the ligaments and

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Speaker 4: that they feel and think of recovered and healed. So okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: yeah that was kind of what was set me back

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Speaker 4: and not getting me to that next level in terms

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Speaker 4: be basically able to play football.

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Speaker 2: Do you think you'll be able to play this season?

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Speaker 4: I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful, very hopeful. I think if everything

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Speaker 4: pushing my name up for you know, some sort of

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Speaker 4: the buy I reckon. So but that's that's if everything

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Speaker 4: recovery is perfectly linear, which unfortunately majority of the time

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Speaker 2: Well, they need you, yeah, yeah, I really do.

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Speaker 4: It's frustrating to be sitting on the sidelines and not

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Speaker 1: It's hard when you're playing against the champion ruckman like

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Speaker 1: Is idiot that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, spoke about it last week. Yeah, yeah, he was

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Speaker 4: So good players like that, when they're when they're on fire,

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Speaker 4: So sitting there at the game watching it was just

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Speaker 1: Like a giant giant, isn't he so versatile?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So unfortunately we just couldn't get

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Speaker 2: It was a bizarre game because the Eagles couldn't kick

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Speaker 2: a goal to save their lives in the first, then

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Speaker 2: then Jeremy McGovern was subbed out and couldn't withstand the

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Speaker 4: Need to be. So yeah, that's certainly, that certainly hurt.

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Speaker 4: And you know that was probably, you know, not the

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Speaker 1: Make Guv's a bit like you you angels, fear to

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Speaker 1: tread kind of stuff. You stick your head and your

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Speaker 1: it just goes to show that he just get his

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Speaker 4: Well he does. Yeah yeah, Gov is as you said,

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Speaker 4: he's heart and soul of Wall Club and he gives everything.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure that he'll be feeling the pinch in a

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Speaker 4: couple of years time Querod fires and I'll probably be

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Speaker 4: the same as well with our bodies. But you know,

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Speaker 4: we talked because we love the game, we love football

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Speaker 4: hopefully the wins can just start coming, because yeah, you know,

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Speaker 4: you don't want to keep breaking your body for you know,

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Speaker 4: losing games of football. That's not fine at all.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's Richmond now at the mcg on Sunday eleven

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Speaker 2: ten bounced down for US per time. There'll be no

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Speaker 4: Look, I think he's got to get through. There's main

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Speaker 4: I'm sure that you know, the Menicos will make the

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Speaker 4: I'm actually getting into the football club today to catch

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Speaker 4: up and see everyone. So I've kind of been away

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you're probably you've probably not been in as

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Speaker 2: soon as I asked you that. Elliott, he's probably at

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Speaker 4: I have been. I have been, but I'm heading in

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I'm hopeful that he's Ankul will be okay

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Speaker 4: to be really good football for us, and I think

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Speaker 4: the more games that we can get into him, the better.

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Speaker 1: This is early, you know, the man who's watched everything

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Speaker 1: on Netflix twice in the past week. Absolutely, I would

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Speaker 1: imagine a bit of it, if nothing else, a bit

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Speaker 4: I think, so it's going to be good to watch.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure there'll be there'll be some fiery sort of clashes.

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Speaker 4: I would have thought it would have been fun to

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Speaker 4: be out there because it's actually it's pretty funny to

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Speaker 4: hear what each team's got to say of their ex

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Speaker 4: teammates and it's actually can be quite fun and you

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Speaker 4: have a bit of a laugh. So we actually did

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Speaker 4: something similar. I think it was last year when we

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Speaker 4: sort of hotting Bakes and it was a lot of

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Speaker 4: it's it's all quick and it happens quite fast because

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Speaker 2: Well, you're sitting near each other on the ladder, so

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Speaker 2: it's one of those games. It's going to be very

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Speaker 3: How it goes.

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Speaker 2: Bounced down. Is ten past eleven our time? Good luck,

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Speaker 2: good luck with your your ankle. I hope now you've

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Speaker 2: got all the bits out that are not necessary in

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Speaker 2: that that it'll heal luck Well, yeah, yeah, that's so

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Speaker 2: thank you. Thanks Elliet. Take it easy, more crazy, moreaser,

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Speaker 2: more podcast soon.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the Golden Globes has announced next year's ceremony. We'll

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Speaker 2: have a best Podcast category. Really, yes, really, The Globe's president,

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Speaker 2: Helen Holmes says, as the world of entertainment continues to evolve,

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Speaker 2: we are excited to recognize new forms of storytelling. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but the Golden Globes are about visual arts, don't you think,

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Speaker 2: I mean, do we really need another category at the

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Speaker 2: for Best Podcast goes to some kid with a tape recorder,

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Speaker 2: Liam Payne has left behind a fifty million dollar plus

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she has a lot of coin. That that's a lot.

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Speaker 1: What happened to those kids signing contracts and they get

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Speaker 2: And some sad news Three doors down singer Brad Arnold

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Speaker 1: Rights finds in the building.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he's already Uh, someone who has put their pet

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I mean I would argue there that you

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Speaker 3: you've walked around many shoppings lately, I would say it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you standards pretty We're.

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Speaker 3: Almost proud of it in w A, I think as well.

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Speaker 3: You know, I think that's why they started doing the

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Speaker 2: I was about to say, there's a little bit too

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't about goods so

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Speaker 2: All right, now clais is not too bad. You've seen

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Speaker 3: I'm still defending yours, Lisa. I think there's something zen

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Speaker 3: about it, charm. Yeah, the single lines, see claes, He's

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Speaker 3: was it was aiming high. Yeah, whereas yours is a

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Speaker 3: Usually right, this is legitimate drawing tips, This is this

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Speaker 3: And if you look at things in blocks and simplify things,

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Speaker 1: Little and then you then you can add to it.

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Speaker 3: People don't want that. People like a sketch. People like

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Speaker 3: it scribbly. If you show somebody at if you've drawn

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Speaker 3: A guy, that's so good, Yeah, let's do it. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: So John, you think maybe not aim so high next,

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Speaker 1: because my cat ended up having eyes like Fagan from

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just reminded me of those medieval cat you know,

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Speaker 2: John, thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having us advice.

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Speaker 2: We might be able to hit you up for another portrait.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Someone donated one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will do that. Yeah, I'll do that,

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Speaker 3: and I'll make it real nice because I'm a I'm

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Speaker 2: Dogs, you know lots. Did the person say I'll give

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Speaker 2: you a hundred dollars for Lisa Lot to do it?

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Speaker 1: What it was?

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Speaker 3: They probably wanted one of the players. They probably wanted.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of fun. Yeah, and when you had it,

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Speaker 1: can you draw Lisa?

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Speaker 3: I would never I would never never draw a lady

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Speaker 2: So it's well, actually it's three of them. I did that,

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Speaker 2: I just grab it and it's like it didn't happen.

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Speaker 2: You're on a schedule. You don't have time to sit

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Speaker 3: Yeah, barefoot.

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Speaker 2: Well actually I had socks on you to.

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Speaker 2: Not thinking at all. I admit that was the most

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Speaker 2: thought I was too scared to take my sock off

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00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: because I thought my toe is going to be off,

442
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 2: is going to be separated from my foot inside this sock,

443
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 2: and I don't want to see it. You know you

444
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 2: watch the blood expand out through the sock. Oh yeah,

445
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 2: I thought this toes off. This, this is an extra

446
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 2: four toes on one foot.

447
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: Terrific.

448
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: There are now no more, no more taking doors off.

449
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 1: So no stage you were thinking this patent, this door,

450
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 1: removing doors, It's going to fall down eventually.

451
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 2: So that's how I broke my toe. Have you ever

452
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 2: broken a toe?

453
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 1: Only getting ready for athletics training one morning at about

454
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 1: six in the morning in winter, and you know how

455
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: you in the old days, we used to have heaters

456
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: that were sort of on the built up a little

457
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: bit of built up tiled area and you have your

458
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,239
Speaker 1: gas heat to see hyah yeah yeah yeah. I hit

459
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 1: it on there and it was like how much training

460
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 1: you reckon? I did that day? And you can't do

461
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 1: anything about a toe. You can't put a plast No,

462
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 1: that's the thing.

463
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 2: And I mean, I'm to be fair, I'm assuming my

464
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,120
Speaker 2: toe was broken that time. And it's never been the same.

465
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 2: It's always been a little bit munted looking.

466
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm never gonna look at that again. Bloody hell,

467
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 1: I get that thing away from.

468
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 2: I've cleaned it up, made it pretty.

469
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: Pretty, pretty dreadful. Was that from the door?

470
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's never been quite the same. It took years

471
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 2: and years and before and then it took years for

472
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 2: the nail to grow back in the same way as

473
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: other thing would grow back at four times the thickness.

474
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: So no job for you at doors are us?

475
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: How did you break your toe? Gary? And Pierra Waters?

476
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: Good mate? How do you do it?

477
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 8: Some years ago, I was picking up a thank you

478
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 8: gasol from the local sur right in the back of

479
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 8: the car. It was rolling around, Oh goss, I'll pull over,

480
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 8: pull over the local Bunning car park and the target

481
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 8: opened up automatic and as it has it opened the

482
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 8: the gaspe rolled out and landing.

483
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 4: Right on my toe.

484
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, big toe, little toe. You're talking big, big big.

485
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 8: It's a family uh conversation all the time. And and

486
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 8: his broken toesday. It's probably nine years ago. It's still

487
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 8: not right to I will never go back the same.

488
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 8: I can't bend it, and every now and then it.

489
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 2: Still gives me free Did you try now grow back

490
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 2: really thick?

491
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 4: Yes.

492
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 2: Yes, he's got a little helmet now.

493
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 8: And some poor guy came home and says to me,

494
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 8: are you okay? And I'm popping around the car back

495
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,959
Speaker 8: saying no, I'm not.

496
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 1: No, I mean I look like it just fell on

497
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: this thing, this bottle.

498
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: Thanks Gary, Thanks Gary.

499
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 8: Guys have a good You're.

500
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: Lucky to get you nail back. My old man dropped

501
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: a battery like a car battery on his toe when

502
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: he was young, and his nail never grew back, so

503
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: it was always weird looking at Dad's.

504
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 2: Toe, Paul in I think it's safety basis, Paul, from safety.

505
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: I broke my big toe when I was twelve years

506
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 2: old on the back of the tractor doing fire burn off,

507
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 2: and a forty four gallon drum bounced and landed on

508
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 2: it and.

509
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 3: Chopped the bone and toe off.

510
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 2: That's what I thought I was going to find in

511
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,959
Speaker 2: my sock, Paul. But they sewed it back on. They

512
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 2: saved the day.

513
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: Wow. That's in micro surgery is amazing, and Craigs in

514
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: wanting to get a Craig High.

515
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 4: School about fifteen sixteen, a lady young girl next to

516
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 4: me eating her eyes cream, and as you do as

517
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 4: a guy, be in a bit of a lad, I

518
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 4: hit her elbow so it went in her motion up

519
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,159
Speaker 4: her nose. Yeah, and she was not happy, so she

520
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 4: chased me and I took it off and I was

521
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 4: running up some steps and instead of up the step,

522
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,919
Speaker 4: my foot went straight into the step. As I was running,

523
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 4: ash and my big toe in the hate. She caught

524
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 4: me and the rest of the ice cream got musht

525
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 4: all over.

526
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: My face was broken. She couldn't believe Barley's Barley's. She

527
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: really could not believe her good like in your bad like.

528
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 4: I know, and it took years to come good.

529
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 2: It does.

530
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: Have you had ice cream since then? Craiger? Has it

531
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: affected you?

532
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 4: Yeah? I still do the elbow thing. I didn't learn.

533
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 3: But isn't it.

534
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 2: You break your leg and it heels a lot quicker

535
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 2: than you know a toe will. It's years before it's

536
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 2: the same again.

537
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: They can do those things.

538
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 2: I made the mistake of clicking on the picture. Mel

539
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: sent two toes gone an argument with a front end loader.

540
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, not good.

541
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 2: Mel In Banksy Grove said, I broke my toe while

542
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 2: I was taking a shower. I kicked out a huntsman

543
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 2: that was crawling out of the tap. Oh my god,

544
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: the shower was on one of it was one of

545
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 2: those over the bath. So my toe hit the tap,

546
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: but the spider got away.

547
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: Oh not the only one male who would be kicking

548
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: at that thing.

549
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 2: I read this about that story.

550
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was well with the EF. I think let's

551
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: go to Gooday.

552
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 3: Rachel, Hello, Rachel one you guys, how are you? Rachel?

553
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: Did you break your toe?

554
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 5: I've broken all my toes, some of them more than

555
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 5: one years of horse riding and my folk standing in

556
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 5: the wrong plays. And then last weekend, after you know,

557
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 5: a break of about ten to fifteen years, I tipped

558
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 5: over and broke another toes.

559
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 4: Good.

560
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: Nice, you do good.

561
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 5: I probably have the world's ugliest toes.

562
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

563
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: So when the weight of a horse is coming down,

564
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: that's you must have broken. We have broken more of

565
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: your foot than just the toe. Surely that's crushing.

566
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 5: No, no, just mainly just the toes. You know, you're

567
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 5: aware of where you should be and sometimes you just

568
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 5: forget a little bit, you get your toes caught. So yeah,

569
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 5: and it's like I said, it's entirely my faulk because

570
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 5: I was in the wrong place where I shouldn't have been.

571
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 5: But they're heavy creatures and.

572
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 2: They don't understand when you say get off.

573
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 5: They're not even aware there's done.

574
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: What No, that's right?

575
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, great day, Thanks guys. Dangerous, dangerous spot so dangerous.

576
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: Last call the anchor in Lansdale.

577
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: Hello, maybe okay, welcome, Hey, how.

578
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 5: You going good?

579
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: How'd you break your toe?

580
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 7: It was an Australia day and I've had a couple

581
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 7: of drinks with some friends. Decided to organize some nuggets

582
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 7: and stuff for our kids. Went out to go and

583
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 7: get the tomato sauce in the pantry, walked in, grabbed it,

584
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 7: walked out. Left my little toe inside the pantry as

585
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 7: I was outside, went down as a stack as you

586
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 7: go down to the stack of breeze. Husband looks at it, says,

587
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 7: it's justiflicated. Let me fix that. So he grabs hold

588
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 7: of it and straightens it, and then ended up in

589
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 7: hospital with excruciating pain, waiting to have it confirmed to

590
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 7: give some painkillers. I don't know if it was the

591
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 7: worst was either breaking the toe or having him straighten it.

592
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: I would say, like columbe, I'm sort.

593
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 2: Of all curled up into it, because there there is

594
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 2: nothing worse than when you catch that little one on

595
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 2: the edge of something and it stays and you keep going.

596
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: What are the smallest things the most? That's incredible, I know, horrible. Yeah,

597
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: you have a great one.

598
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 2: It is the worst. The little one is the worst.

599
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm pleased to say. So many text and phones. It

600
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: was like a toe jam this morning, which is good

601
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: to see.

602
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 2: Okay, this made me laugh this morning. Clarzy, you have kids,

603
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: they're obviously they're all grown up now. But did either

604
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: of them ever take one of your credit cards or

605
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 2: something hostage and use it?

606
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: No? I never got sprung by that. But one of

607
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: them did set up some I don't know family. You know,

608
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: you can do your family research kind of thing, those

609
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: websites like genealogy, And when my son Sam stayed at

610
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: my dad's place to stay a granddad's place. Once, all

611
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: of a sudden, about three years later, grand I had

612
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: realized there was an account that he was paying for

613
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: set up the genealogy for well.

614
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: This is this is a similar thing. A kid in

615
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 2: the US, Kentucky, he is I just ordered seventy thousand

616
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: lollipops on Amazon. He's an eight year old boy. You're joking,

617
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: lollipop let's count him seventy thousand. No, we won't count.

618
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: That's going to all that.

619
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: He got access to his mum's Amazon account and ordered

620
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: seventy thousand dumb, dumb lollipops. He was going to have

621
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 2: a carnival for his friends and passed them out. Mum

622
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: Holly got the four thousand dollar charge about a week later,

623
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 2: before they came. She tried to cancel the order, but

624
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: to know, twenty two boxes showed up at her house,

625
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 2: so she's she's got lollipops forever. Family and friends stepped

626
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: up to buy boxes off them, and then eventually Amazon

627
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 2: refunded the full purchase amount. Well, I wonder if she

628
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 2: had to round up the lollipops after that and turn

629
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: them because by this stage they've been divvied up.

630
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: Well, they no good ones.

631
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 2: The elect I mean that the Holy la Favors, her

632
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 2: name is the La Favors family are walking around with

633
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 2: a stick hanging out of their mouth. Chop chop style.

634
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 2: Does that these look like little chop chops for the

635
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 2: next twenty years.

636
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: The local dadis is rubbing his hands together.

637
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: Absolutely count he wants. I want the Homer's family, and

638
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 2: I don't do anything to get.

639
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: It and everyone they know and what accountival the kid

640
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: was planning? How many four has he got?

641
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: Seventy thousand?

642
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: Won't you with lolly thousand?

643
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 2: Mind you for four thousand dollars? Is that a good

644
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 2: deal of four thousand dollars seventy thousand dollies?

645
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: I don't know that's right to me. Well, it's got

646
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: more sense than the fire guy. You know, you could

647
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: get a festival together.

648
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I mean, mum's got the you know, the goodie

649
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: bags at a birthday party up for time forever.

650
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: In Talisa like sixty eight, that was sixty five?

651
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: Absolutely gat anyway? Like happy cards?

652
00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, take care of business.

653
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 4: Cleazy Lisa

654
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 5: MHM