WEBVTT - The Unbelievable Way Flex Got Vertigo

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<v Speaker 1>Flex and Frooms.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, who's here, sweet angels, it's flex and Frooms, Flexina

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<v Speaker 2>and from Yanni in your ears. In podcast form, which

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<v Speaker 2>is one might say, our specialty to ramble long form

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<v Speaker 2>for your listening pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>A gift and a treat. It's a catch up podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>And believe it or not, in this catch up podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>I do actually talk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we definitely cut that out. It's not necessary, not needed.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody asks for it. It's dated.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, Okay, so you trip me up, you trip me up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's podcast is good because it's our very first. It's

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<v Speaker 3>the penultimate. I believe it's the term don't quote me.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're going to be talking about all kinds of stuff. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>if you listen to the show on the radio, you'll

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<v Speaker 3>know that it always comes back to one thing, Pooh and.

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<v Speaker 1>Bums and dating and dating money.

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<v Speaker 3>He told our selves that we were going to not

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<v Speaker 3>talk about poin dating.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you said that. Okay, it's a setup. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all a setup. It's a setup. I think the most

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<v Speaker 2>important thing is that you get to decide when you listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Agency is everything, autonomy is everything, and for you to

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<v Speaker 2>choose to be here right now is literally so sexy

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<v Speaker 2>on your ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of ten behavior, no one does it better than you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it, hype girl.

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<v Speaker 2>And so basically what you'll be hearing is the best

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<v Speaker 2>of all the funniest, most insightful things we've said throughout

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<v Speaker 2>the week you'll get in this cute little packaged episode

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<v Speaker 2>that you can re listen to. Rints leather, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>what's the form of scrub?

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<v Speaker 1>We need some scrub on the link.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to apply scrub leather rint repeat for you

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<v Speaker 2>or for you? All right, so now we're talking. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you have your quota. Five per cent of the episode

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<v Speaker 2>is for you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into it. I was on an

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<v Speaker 1>escalator on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Relatable. What do you prefer going up or down?

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<v Speaker 1>Going up? No way? Going down is terrifying, really quite

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<v Speaker 1>going down.

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<v Speaker 2>I prefer going down to going up. Yeah, why, I

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<v Speaker 2>just like the sensation better, really yeah, like a slide.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you know what I don't like the Well,

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<v Speaker 2>not that I don't like them, but I've moved to

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<v Speaker 2>a new suburb with different kinds of escalators, the flat ones,

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<v Speaker 2>not the step one travelator travelators, and those are not fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Going up because you've got to really activate your core.

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<v Speaker 3>Really yeah, well I pose it on Instagram. Has anybody

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<v Speaker 3>ever fallen down an escalator? Because every time I'm on

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<v Speaker 3>an escalator.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wigging out. I'm like, I'm gonna fall down. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a fear. Yeah, fear. They're tricky. They're really tricky.

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<v Speaker 2>No no one teaches you. You just have to raw dog

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<v Speaker 2>it straight away. When I was in primary school, very spoiled.

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<v Speaker 2>But my mom didn't really spoil me. My dad did

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<v Speaker 2>divorce parents vibe and so he would always give me

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<v Speaker 2>phones and money. I had a phone really young, but

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<v Speaker 2>I would always lose the phone because I had no

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<v Speaker 2>concept of.

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<v Speaker 1>The value of it. I'll just leave it places whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So I lost my phone and my mom said, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I can get you a new one, but like this

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<v Speaker 2>is it. I was like, yeah, okay, And I really

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<v Speaker 2>wanted the three flip phone, you know the ones, the

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<v Speaker 2>orange ones, all the cutest, all the Hottiesadam.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom's like, okay, great, get to the Vota phone store,

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<v Speaker 2>go in ask for the three phone. They didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>it in stock. Not what I wanted to hear, not

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<v Speaker 2>what I wanted to hear because I was seeing red.

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<v Speaker 2>I got myself so worked up as I was going

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<v Speaker 2>down the escalator, I got the car.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so worked up. I can't get it today.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't have a phone, and I told everyone I

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<v Speaker 1>was getting at your phone. I was dizzy. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>stand straight. I was like trying to hold on the escalator.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom thought I was acting out. I was like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't see alas lost.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what I knew.

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<v Speaker 2>You can really do some damage if you want to,

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<v Speaker 2>just by thinking yourself sick. And to this day, she

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<v Speaker 2>thought I was just taking the piss. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, the whole room was spinning.

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<v Speaker 1>I was enraged.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the best slash worst experiences of my life

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<v Speaker 3>involves a travelator.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened. My mum was faffing about downstairs at one

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<v Speaker 1>of those like socks. Yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>She was taking her sweet ass time. I was over it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I started like going up and down the.

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<v Speaker 2>Travel entertaining yourself. I'm turning it a visual six. Yeah busy, kim.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I'm going up and down, I'm walking around. I

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<v Speaker 3>decide I'm going to run down the travelator.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for fun. So I start at the top and

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<v Speaker 1>I start running, and of course is it a sprint

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<v Speaker 1>like jog? It was a run run in the middle.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, halfway down, I've gained serious speed. I can't stop.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Sprinting's so loud, like my little dump dumb dum,

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<v Speaker 3>She's thumping down like this is like in slow motion.

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<v Speaker 3>All of a sudden, everybody in the glen like stopped

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<v Speaker 3>to look at this little girl running down the escalator.

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<v Speaker 3>I hit the deck, hit the bottom, flat on my stock,

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<v Speaker 3>and everybody clapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really that is the best and the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you sustain any injuries? Nah, just a bruised ego. Nice,

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<v Speaker 2>But it was actually kind of iconic, like you know

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<v Speaker 2>those moments where everything's slow mo and it's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna remember this for the rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my elevator story.

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<v Speaker 2>We both have one. Yeah, what are the odds? This

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<v Speaker 2>is like the Great the Great Equalizer twins twins. We

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<v Speaker 2>are in luckflex We are in luck because it's not

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<v Speaker 2>every day we talk to legends outside of ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not every day, but today is the day. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a few day. We're with kay Lannie Hey, Hi, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you guys doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I love this gentle reception. I'm going to request to

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<v Speaker 2>bring it up three four notches.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're not just with Kai Lannie. We're with kay Lannie.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for having me. It means a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime you just put in the calendar your people, talk

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<v Speaker 2>to my people, we will be there. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>back to what's important. Brand new album out today. Bluewater

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<v Speaker 2>Road dropped in Tourist season five days after your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>How does it feel?

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<v Speaker 5>It feels so good.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just I've been sitting on it for so long,

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<v Speaker 6>and there was we made the project so quickly and

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<v Speaker 6>then we were just like, wait, we.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't jop it.

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<v Speaker 6>It so just that it's finally going to be out

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<v Speaker 6>and it's not just us listening to it in the

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<v Speaker 6>car is going to be great.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you know it was done?

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<v Speaker 5>I managed. It really just came out like throw up.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know that's the horrible analogy, but it really

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<v Speaker 6>just came out like it literally was like we made

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<v Speaker 6>the album.

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<v Speaker 2>How long was it from the first song the inception

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<v Speaker 2>to the release date.

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<v Speaker 6>It was last September, so it was last like middle

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<v Speaker 6>of September.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's quick. People are sitting on tracks

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<v Speaker 1>for years, decades.

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't last September. It was the September before.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there we go.

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<v Speaker 6>That sounds bad yea, yeah, yeah yeah, I'm like, I'm like, wait,

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<v Speaker 6>that wasn't that long ago.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it was the September before that.

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<v Speaker 2>But tell us more about it. What are your favorite tracks?

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<v Speaker 2>What's exciting you? What can you not wait for us

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<v Speaker 2>to hear?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, what I'm excited about is that it's my

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<v Speaker 6>first album since coming out, and that's really cool because

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<v Speaker 6>this is like the first fully self actualized, like love

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<v Speaker 6>song filled album that I have put out. And I

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<v Speaker 6>think that it speaks volumes when you're listening to it

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<v Speaker 6>because the love songs are really healthy and beautiful and

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<v Speaker 6>really you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, vast.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just excited that people get to hear the baby

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<v Speaker 6>I've been sitting on for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I love these descriptives. I know you've got the

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<v Speaker 1>baby you've been sitting on.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I thought about that after I said it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like baby, So we'll put that in print. Let's play

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<v Speaker 2>a game. I feel like we've got time for that.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you reckon, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I love games.

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<v Speaker 3>Something that we do on Flex and Firms is called

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<v Speaker 3>the six, the Cheeky six, the cheeky six, where we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna ask you six questions. It's quite rapid fire and

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<v Speaker 3>you just tell us what is on the top of

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<v Speaker 3>your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think too.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard to be honest. It's fresh, fun, fit, fab and flirty.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you have for breakfast?

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<v Speaker 5>A panini?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? True?

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<v Speaker 6>Anything inside a turkey panini and an iced coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>That's my breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, that's a combination. Going to have that for lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Second, the most important one to me, I'll let you

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<v Speaker 2>do that on it. Do you believe in aliens?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I believe in aliens. I just don't think they

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<v Speaker 5>look like what we think they look like periods.

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<v Speaker 6>I think like those fish that be all the way

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<v Speaker 6>at the bottom of the ocean are aliens, Like the

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<v Speaker 6>freaky ones that like change colors, like cuddlefish.

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<v Speaker 2>The deep sea fishermen. Whatever he's pulling out of the trenches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one that low uliens.

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<v Speaker 3>So what animal would you most identify with on the Earth?

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<v Speaker 6>Probably like a sloth. I think I'm like a really

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<v Speaker 6>cozy person. I don't move slow though. It's the funny part.

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<v Speaker 6>I think sloths are really misunderstood. I think they can

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<v Speaker 6>probably do a lot of things. They're just really underestimated.

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<v Speaker 6>And like, I think they move slow when people are watching,

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<v Speaker 6>but I feel like slots probably get down when nobody's looking.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather be the first or last to know

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<v Speaker 2>about a zombie apocalypse?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? My god, the last period.

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<v Speaker 2>There's only one correct answer, and the last is it?

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<v Speaker 2>What is a pet pave of yours? I want to

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<v Speaker 2>get to know you.

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<v Speaker 5>I really hate when people are mean to waiters.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, it's not like those people woke up and

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<v Speaker 6>was dying to be a waiter in the first place.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, people are mean to waiters or like uber drivers.

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<v Speaker 6>I will literally, if we're on a date, I will

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<v Speaker 6>never talk to you again. I will get up and

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<v Speaker 6>I will leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever done that? Have you ever a candidate

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<v Speaker 3>because of that? Well?

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<v Speaker 5>I definitely stop talking to a girl because of that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she plussed uber driver out for and told them like,

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<v Speaker 6>you need to learn how to speak English.

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<v Speaker 2>No evil from that's it. Something can overcome her, for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll got a hold space for her, all right. One

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<v Speaker 2>more question.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your last Google search?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Indian food near me?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you find something good? What's your order?

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<v Speaker 6>I get chicken korma and China masala.

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<v Speaker 2>We know so much about you now what your order is?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you believe in aliens? And of course the best

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<v Speaker 2>album ever dropped tourist season period. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 2>for being with us. We really appreciate it. And come

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<v Speaker 2>back whenever you want. We have so much time for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Australia on my list for tours, so I'll see you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, bye bye, kail Anie, cheers.

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to do something that you might find

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<v Speaker 2>to be really uncomfortable and quite violating, but this feels

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<v Speaker 2>like the perfect opportunity. A couple of hours ago, you

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<v Speaker 2>and I shared a little trip to the bathroom together.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't do the same cubicle, but we were a

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<v Speaker 2>cubicle apart. We both began to twinkle at the same time,

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<v Speaker 2>and immediately I was confused as to why yours sounded

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<v Speaker 2>like a v eight horsepower engine and mine like a

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<v Speaker 2>delicate fountain. I was giving like variations of streams. I

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<v Speaker 2>was slowing it down, speeding it up. It was maybe

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen seconds yours was foot on gas forty five seconds

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<v Speaker 2>and I ran out of the bathroom to tell everyone

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<v Speaker 2>what I just experienced. It's one of those things where

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think on an average day. I thought like,

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<v Speaker 2>what what does your twinkle sound like? But I just

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<v Speaker 2>didn't pick you for that. I have called you a

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<v Speaker 2>bush pick, and it's been affirmed on the way you

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<v Speaker 2>in the car. I was thinking about bush pigs. We

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<v Speaker 2>call it you other bush pigs. Well, we don't call it.

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<v Speaker 2>I call you as it's not a week thing. I

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<v Speaker 2>call you a wildebeese exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yes, I need to pee a lot of the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I drink a lot of water. And I will admit

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<v Speaker 3>this morning stream was giving horse. Yeah, it was giving

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<v Speaker 3>pregnant woman.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't mean to judge your stream, but I

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<v Speaker 2>think I have read or overheard once before.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not meant to push that aggressively.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really bad for your what do you call that

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<v Speaker 2>another diaphragmthra? I don't know if it's at either both

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<v Speaker 2>ways one or two number one number two. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>meant to push, it's meant to ease out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was pushing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, itch, Okay, I've had enough please stop.

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<v Speaker 2>The nonsense comes from frooms. The beautiful thoughts and hot

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<v Speaker 2>takes come from flex.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now we are sitting down in the studio, no

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<v Speaker 3>wings around, We are firmly put and yet I have

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<v Speaker 3>aeroplane on the brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we can both agree that if you're sitting

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle seat, on a technicality, both armrests should

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<v Speaker 2>be yours to use freely. But I can understand why

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<v Speaker 2>middle seat means no arm rests as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Strongly firmly disagree. So we've talked about horizontal etiquette on

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<v Speaker 3>the plane, have we? Yeah, vertical, Now that's horizontal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but I thought you mean vertical is like sitting upwards. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we're going to do next. Vertical.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're sitting upwards in a chair. What happens when

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<v Speaker 3>you recline? This is a whole new ball game, and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the etiquette around reclining. For example, you

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<v Speaker 3>are on the Melbourne to Sydney. You're flying economy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it very well, do you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you decide you're going to recline. You've had

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<v Speaker 3>a really big day to fly and fly out kind

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<v Speaker 3>of situation. Are you reclining?

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<v Speaker 2>The rules are, and listen closely, please, There is no

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<v Speaker 2>reclining on a domestic.

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<v Speaker 1>Flight, none at all.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's less sorry, let me caveat If it's a

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<v Speaker 2>domestic flight less than three hours, you cannot recline. It's inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>It's savage behavior. It honestly is. The reclining is for

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<v Speaker 2>the comfort of a long haul flight, right you know

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing your Sydney Taghana.

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<v Speaker 4>Not sure if you've done it before. I have plenty

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<v Speaker 4>of time.

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<v Speaker 2>And when you're getting to your halfway stop in Dubai,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been thirteen hours. You deserve a recline at about

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<v Speaker 2>four or five hours in you do deserve that.

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<v Speaker 1>As for a.

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<v Speaker 2>Domestic a Sydney to Melbourne, a quick one one and

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<v Speaker 2>a half hour, upright, upright. And what a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people don't utilize enough is the head rest.

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<v Speaker 1>Use the head rest, babe.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to relax and you need a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of next support, just use the head rest it what's

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<v Speaker 2>that word I'm looking for? Crunch crunches inwards to support

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<v Speaker 2>the neck. But you don't need to be reclining backwards.

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<v Speaker 2>That being said, though, if I feel it on my

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<v Speaker 2>spirit to recline and it's been thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm not uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>I paid my money and I understand to be the

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<v Speaker 2>person behind the recliner.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. Also, coughing on a plane ill, it's fun,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gross. Coughing in public. Stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not a day that goes by when I don't

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<v Speaker 2>discover another insecurity, not of my own, but just on

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<v Speaker 2>the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any insecurities?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got heaps, but I don't disclose because if

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<v Speaker 2>I see them and I tell everyone and they see them,

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<v Speaker 2>well now they're real. Yes, So you just pretend you

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<v Speaker 2>don't for optics and suffer in silence alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you tell your friends though, Well, it comes up.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't hide it, but I'm not going to share it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yes, I go on the internet and people like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that's space between your top lip and the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of your nose, and like, what about it?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>People have insecurities about the distance between the bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>their nose and the.

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<v Speaker 1>Top of their lip.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm just like, okay, these are all things. Have

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<v Speaker 2>your insecurities. I'm not gonna be the insecurity police. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, Okay, there are a few key calls

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<v Speaker 2>and then the rest.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to let them go.

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<v Speaker 2>But as I was scrolling on the clock app, I

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<v Speaker 2>saw this video of a girl selfie mode front camera

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in what appears to be a medical office of

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<v Speaker 2>some sort. Not her account, I thought was weird, but

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<v Speaker 2>she was talking about how for the longest time, she's

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<v Speaker 2>felt really insecure about her voice, that it's too high pitched,

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<v Speaker 2>and so she's gone to the surgeon's office. Too deepen it,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do some voice acting.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's what she sounds like. Hey, everyone, for the

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<v Speaker 1>longest time, I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Had an insecurity that my voice is too high and

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<v Speaker 2>I think it makes me sound like a child. And

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm sitting with Doctormlem.

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<v Speaker 4>To see what he can do for me.

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<v Speaker 2>She gets the surgery the next day, so he's done this.

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<v Speaker 2>She had the Flax special. So I'm really happy with

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<v Speaker 2>my voice at the moment, I feel like I sound

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<v Speaker 2>like a mature woman. This is what I've ached for

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<v Speaker 2>for the last fifteen years. I'm so happy. And the

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<v Speaker 2>comments naturally were tearing her act. This is not one

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<v Speaker 2>of those moments where you're like, oh, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like my back girls, and everyone's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, it's saying. They were like, you're honest, as

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<v Speaker 1>your voice was perfect. Can I be honest, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like your new voice. You sound like a man.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she's in the comments fighting for her life.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't enter, you don't enter, you don't enter, just

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<v Speaker 2>let it play. Yeah, So okay, do they like cut

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<v Speaker 2>the vocal cords or something. It was like before and

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<v Speaker 2>after she comes out to the tube, surgeon was like, can.

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<v Speaker 1>You make this noise? Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>And then in the before it's like ah, and in

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<v Speaker 2>the after it was like oh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he was like, you see, in forty eight hours,

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<v Speaker 1>you too.

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<v Speaker 2>Could deepen your voice like this per And I need

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<v Speaker 2>to nail home the point we all have insecurities. But

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like if we were sitting in a

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<v Speaker 2>room on our own, in our lonesome, these insecurities would

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<v Speaker 2>be I don't know, ninety percent lessened. What kind of

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<v Speaker 2>interaction do we need to be having in society where

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<v Speaker 2>some persons felt so traumatized by the pitch of their voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Now snipping chords.

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<v Speaker 2>And now she's finally happy with herself. I presume she

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<v Speaker 2>would have Bier's remorse. You know, it was very quick.

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<v Speaker 2>She was still in her surgical arms making the video,

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<v Speaker 2>and now everybody's roasting her. Her new insecurity is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be I was bullied by fifteen year olds on

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok for doing something nice for myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Always fifteen year olds brutal, you see.

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<v Speaker 3>And the issue here is that people that are often

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<v Speaker 3>going out and getting surgery have dys morphia.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a stat it is? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, hectic?

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<v Speaker 1>So poor cis Can you do your deepest voice?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's what's the word alphabet ab A, ab CD,

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<v Speaker 2>e f G.

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<v Speaker 1>My voice is already pretty deep. No, it's not that

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<v Speaker 1>was hard? What are you already ABCD? I want to

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<v Speaker 1>stop you right there. Okay, ABC, you should have led

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<v Speaker 1>with that show and tell, just to show and tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't ask me to join roasted.

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<v Speaker 2>One thing I learned about myself this week is I

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<v Speaker 2>have very poor impulse control. I see things that make

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<v Speaker 2>me uncomfortable, and I dig deep. I watch something that

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<v Speaker 2>scares me, and I seek out more information. It's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not good. This one in particular, I was lured in.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw this video of a girl who was recording

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<v Speaker 2>her face selfie mode on presumably an iPhone, not sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but she was recording her reaction to something that she

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<v Speaker 2>was watching, and the comment said hashtag Dubai, hashtag Instagram model.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't understand what it meant, but everybody in the

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<v Speaker 2>comments just knew, and they were in on this thing

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<v Speaker 2>that I couldn't discern.

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<v Speaker 1>What were they saying? Oh, like, so gross?

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I hadn't seen that. Oh I'm scarred forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't I just click away? Blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>Something Okay, like has to be traumatizing in the best

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<v Speaker 2>way or the worst way, But I couldn't yet discern.

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<v Speaker 1>I let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>Not enough information for me to start researching. What can

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<v Speaker 2>I do with those two search terms? Okay, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>a casual googler.

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<v Speaker 1>Casual.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple videos later, another person reacting to this video

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<v Speaker 2>they had seen, but they were doing more theatrics, crying,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, acting out. Anyway, somebody said, go to Twitter

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<v Speaker 2>and type in Dubai porta potty Instagram model, something to

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<v Speaker 2>that nature.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is your disclaimer. Do not go and watch the video.

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<v Speaker 2>I've said what I needs to say, so, I pull

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<v Speaker 2>up Twitter, I type in this information and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know what I'm seeing. But the best way I

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<v Speaker 2>can describe it to.

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<v Speaker 1>You is iPhone.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe are on selfie mode in front of a person,

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<v Speaker 2>A girl with her neck tipped back so mouth to

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<v Speaker 2>the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, hey, this seems fine. I know

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<v Speaker 2>what's happening here. Then about two seconds later, I see

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<v Speaker 2>a person squat over her face and proceed to use

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<v Speaker 2>her mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a toilet. What does it mean? I need to know?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting the shakes. I'm getting the shakes. What am

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<v Speaker 1>I watching?

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the thing?

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<v Speaker 1>It was number two, but something wasn't correct. Is a

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<v Speaker 1>low fiber diet? For sure? I'm a delicate girl. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what that's like. Open your champagne bottle. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when you're squeezing a tomato sauce bottle, heines,

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<v Speaker 2>think about the hinds packaging, not the other one, and

0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:09.679
<v Speaker 2>you squeeze so hard that the lid pops off and

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<v Speaker 2>everything goes everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what had happened.

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<v Speaker 2>And then at this point you would think turn away, flex,

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<v Speaker 2>put it away, exit out. I didn't There's always been

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<v Speaker 2>this rumor that Instagram models go to Dubai and get

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<v Speaker 2>paid for their presence, and people assume this is what

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<v Speaker 2>they're being paid there.

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<v Speaker 1>To do, but this is what they're really doing. Who knows.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason why I had to share is because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you go through something so traumatic that you think

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<v Speaker 2>that your life will never be the same. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be on this island on my own, I

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<v Speaker 2>really didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to share. It is actually the most horrifying thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here I go. Okay, so I'm seeing the asshole. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not horrified. It looks like it looks like scrambled eggs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep. Yeah, That's where I'm gonna leave it. So flex,

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<v Speaker 3>As we learned earlier in the episode, you are an asshole.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, I like you now, I like you, admit it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is time for our favorite segment. Am I

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<v Speaker 1>the asshole? Yes? My favorite? My community gatherers.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife's Facebook comments have become a red flag, a

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<v Speaker 3>huge red flag.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she's gonna have some more dumper. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Last week my phone screen broke, so I've been using

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<v Speaker 3>a dumb phone and had to borrow her phone. When

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to check something because my other phone was

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<v Speaker 3>getting fixed. I wanted to log into my Facebook account,

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<v Speaker 3>and before switching, there was a post on her timeline

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<v Speaker 3>from a women and marriage group about a member who

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<v Speaker 3>was getting married and asking for advice on how to

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<v Speaker 3>navigate the first few months of marriage. Most of the

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<v Speaker 3>comments contained some normal advice don't go to bed piece, clean.

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<v Speaker 1>His shoes with a boot.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife's comment was totally different. She said that men

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<v Speaker 3>after a marriage are like puppies, so it's important to

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<v Speaker 3>discipline them from the start, and you have many problems

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<v Speaker 3>in the future. I couldn't believe what I was seeing,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought she was making a weird joke. But

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<v Speaker 3>I check her comment history on that group, and most

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<v Speaker 3>of her responses are terrible, making carrot and stick analogies,

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<v Speaker 3>saying that if you want to have a comfortable married life,

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<v Speaker 3>you have to learn how to turn your man into

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<v Speaker 3>a slave without him noticing. I work full time and

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<v Speaker 3>she works part time as a cashier, and I've always

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<v Speaker 3>gone out of my way to help because that's what

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<v Speaker 3>a partner does. Reading that stuff about making your husband

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<v Speaker 3>a slave made my blood boil.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sad, I'm rather very sad.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a very confrontational person, and I've always avoided

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<v Speaker 3>bringing up the subject for the past two days because

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how to approach it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been two days festering to the last two days. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>who's the asshole?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say that your play around fire, get

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<v Speaker 2>it burned. I feel like, in his instance, you checking

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<v Speaker 2>the Facebook. It's a private group that you weren't invited to.

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<v Speaker 2>Huge red flag. Now you're snooping and how do you

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<v Speaker 2>know that your only husband?

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I think he's taking it really personally.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be back about anyone, but I will say

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<v Speaker 2>she is the asshole only because only because he seems

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<v Speaker 2>to be surprised that she's doing this, which means that

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<v Speaker 2>there's a sense of manipulation happening where he thinks it's

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<v Speaker 2>fine and dandy.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a super aligned.

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<v Speaker 2>Relationship and literally he's been pavlovd by her. She is

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<v Speaker 2>the puppet master. He is the puppet that's gaining sentience.

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<v Speaker 2>He is Truman and he's just figured out his life

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<v Speaker 2>is the Truman Show. He has not had one thought

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<v Speaker 2>or had one action that wasn't controlled by her in

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<v Speaker 2>some capacity.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hectic, that tchic.

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<v Speaker 4>Can they both be the asshole? I think that'd be

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<v Speaker 4>fair and fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think degrees of assholeness. I definitely think I

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<v Speaker 3>think that Cheese the asshole to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>No, wait, no, I don't. I think he's the asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Hereats asshole because I've been in.

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<v Speaker 3>Parts of Facebook groups where the stuff that I've said

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<v Speaker 3>is absolutely appalling and foul.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yeah, you're making posts.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm making posts in a closed group hectic. I won't

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<v Speaker 3>name the name because it's like a little bit like

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<v Speaker 3>the Illuminati.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool, and.

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<v Speaker 2>The first rule of an Illuminati member don't disclose what

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<v Speaker 2>you speak about exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll stop it there.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I've definitely if you look through my comment history,

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<v Speaker 3>the stuff that I send my friends on DMS.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I stop you there? Are you really saying? Do

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<v Speaker 2>not judge me by the cook stuff I've said in

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook groups? Because what is the reason.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens in the Facebook group stays in the Facebook group?

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<v Speaker 1>You're a sicko.

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<v Speaker 2>They're both the asshole. Case closed. But if I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to stand by someone, I'm a ride with the girl.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, I'll see you in the marritable bed.

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about getting older and mobility. Flex can't really

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<v Speaker 3>like cross her, but.

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:14.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually quite flexible. Every time I go do Pilate's like, wow,

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 2>you're really flexible. I'm like, why he's priced.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting older? That is no mystery. That's a fact

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<v Speaker 1>for me. It's been ten years, are we though?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I don't want to get into chin and foil

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:34.639
<v Speaker 2>hat territory, but I will. If time is a construct,

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:37.359
<v Speaker 2>is what is aging a myth?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm indifferent to aging.

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<v Speaker 3>Just the fact that we're getting older doesn't necessarily make

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<v Speaker 3>me feel sad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a fact, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And the fact is both ninety five babies, Cusp of

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<v Speaker 3>gen Z, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a lie? What are you ninety four? Oh crap?

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<v Speaker 3>Well as the younger one, I am Cusp of gen Z.

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:58.280
<v Speaker 3>Here with a millennial, I like say I'm gen Z

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes too.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, it's been ten years since I graduated high school

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<v Speaker 3>and so therefore next Friday I have my ten year reunion.

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<v Speaker 3>I am going to the effort of flying to Melbourne

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<v Speaker 3>for this reunion.

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<v Speaker 1>That's light flex.

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<v Speaker 3>I am going all in for this reunion. And when

0:28:17.800 --> 0:28:20.240
<v Speaker 3>we were discussing this segment, you said that you didn't

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<v Speaker 3>go to yours.

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:21.479
<v Speaker 1>I did not go.

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<v Speaker 4>Why better question? Why do you want to do? Let's

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<v Speaker 4>get that out of the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, something that keeps the bond of me and my

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 3>high school girlfriends and boyfriends going is talking about people

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<v Speaker 3>from high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're one of those. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're looking at Facebook. We're corroborating evidence. There's a

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:48.600
<v Speaker 3>girl from my high school who comments on things that

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<v Speaker 3>I post on Facebook, weird like cryptic comments.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we get an example? Like I uploaded one of

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<v Speaker 1>you and me and she was like it was wrong

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. Mew meow. Oh okay, she's deep in it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>something's wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>That's five G Yeah, and like really really cook stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm excited to go.

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 3>Because I'm like she might be there to catch up

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:17.480
<v Speaker 3>and get some intel. You can't just DM her no

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 3>because I'm just going to get the same behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>I need a circuit breaker. How do you know she's going.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>She might not, but I think it's just nice to

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<v Speaker 3>be able to get a stock take reminisce on old times.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you're a very reflective person. Maybe I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to go to the reunion and someone's going to say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, you were an assholeugh, And I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Sit with that like I was also seventeen.

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<v Speaker 3>I think though, No, I think once an asshole, always

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 3>an asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>No way.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Yeah, people get humbled. Life is a very busy experience.

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<v Speaker 1>The reunion is going to be my ultimate humbling. But

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't answered the question why are you going? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Some want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>So, You're gonna get on a plane, pay money to

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<v Speaker 2>go hang out with high school people.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think it's gonna be funny. I just want

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<v Speaker 3>to see who's married. I want to gas myself up.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess that's a question. If you're going to your

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 3>ten year reunion, are you gassing yourself up? Or are

0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 3>you downplaying your achievements.

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:25.720
<v Speaker 4>They see me, they know I'm not going to my

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't go.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a five year one. I didn't go. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if there's a ten year one. Look, in

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<v Speaker 1>the nicest.

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<v Speaker 4>Way possible, I do not know those people.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think that, like high school people are already

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<v Speaker 2>too over familiar. They're on the cloud chaser train. And

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<v Speaker 2>I also don't like to talk about myself. I want

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 2>to talk about things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here for the free kind of past.

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<v Speaker 2>High school unions are lame, so lame. Grow up life

0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:54.560
<v Speaker 2>goes on. Well, I'm living on this earth. We haven't

0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 2>even explored the whole ocean. And you want to go

0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:59.880
<v Speaker 2>back to high school. Put on your scuba diving gear

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<v Speaker 2>and get down there.

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<v Speaker 1>Go get down there. You've been listening to the Flex

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