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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's. You know, every night I watch a

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Speaker 1: raft of news.

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Speaker 2: I watched Channel ten from five o'clock because they have

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Speaker 2: great news. Their news service with Sandra is really good

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Speaker 2: because it goes for so long. They put extended crazy

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Speaker 2: news bites in there. You know that you're always very thorough.

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Speaker 2: It's very very well. They've got a lot of time

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Speaker 2: to fill, and since they got rid of Tim Bailey

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Speaker 2: they got extra time.

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Speaker 3: Well, but look at Channel seven and Channel nine. Channel

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Speaker 3: seven stuff goes for now. Channel nine has Current Affair

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Speaker 3: that's just another half hour of news really and.

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Speaker 1: The odd advertorial.

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Speaker 2: But I'm always in that for crazy neighbors, so I'll

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Speaker 2: flick over to at six o'clock, I'll flick over to

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Speaker 2: either seven or nine to see how because I like

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Speaker 2: Mark and PT equally, so I don't want to play

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Speaker 2: favorites with them, and then I go back to ACA.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes when I want to.

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Speaker 2: Watch those kids from Scooby Doo Solve Crimes, I'll watch

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Speaker 2: the Project, but largely it gets back to ACA.

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Speaker 1: But yesterday I watched.

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Speaker 2: Channel ten news for a full hour and a half

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Speaker 2: because seven hour and a half hour and a half

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Speaker 2: it does even go that way. It goes from five

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Speaker 2: to six thirty and I watched it because Sandra kept

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Speaker 2: hooking me through about this story about a guy that

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Speaker 2: mailed himself from Australia back home to.

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Speaker 1: England one bit at a time. But he didn't go

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Speaker 1: full mo lat on.

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Speaker 3: It was doing that, oh guys, imagining like you know,

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Speaker 3: you send car parts from one part of the world

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Speaker 3: to another.

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Speaker 2: That happened in mash Remember it was either Radar or

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Speaker 2: Klinger tried to smuggle a GEP home.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one bit at a time.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So I sat through Channel ten news and that's

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Speaker 2: a lot of lot of Channel ten news to sit through.

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Speaker 2: That about this story about the guy that mailed himself

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Speaker 2: from Australia.

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Speaker 1: Back to England.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 2: And even Sandra's saying it's worth the weight, you know,

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Speaker 2: when the news presenter was saying it's worth the weight.

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Speaker 1: You know, even they're going, oh, come on, guys, let's

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Speaker 1: get to it. Well, then let's get to it. So

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Speaker 1: here was the story.

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Speaker 4: After migrating to Melbourne for work, Brian Robson became homesick.

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Speaker 4: He couldn't afford the airfare to Cardiff, but he could

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Speaker 4: afford a crate and postage. With the help of two

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Speaker 4: Irish friends, the nineteen year old was sealed inside and

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Speaker 4: taken to the airport. The first leg from Melbourne to

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Speaker 4: Sydney went smoothly. His plans fell apart when the cargo

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Speaker 4: then detoured to Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: It's fifty percent of the time I was unconscious in

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Speaker 1: my jint. Soul seized up and my muscles all seized up.

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Speaker 1: At my throat.

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Speaker 4: It swelled up. The stoaway was discovered by an airport

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Speaker 4: worker who peered into the box after seeing a torchlight.

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Speaker 4: Brian Robson was taken to hospital and interrogated by authorities.

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Speaker 1: They basically asked me whether I was a spy from

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Speaker 1: the Cold War. Yes, so this happened in nineteen sixty five,

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Speaker 1: but it.

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Speaker 2: Was on the news last night, breaking well because you

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Speaker 2: got an hour and a half of you haven't got

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Speaker 2: timballygo and drips and drops on Sydney rooftops and crops

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Speaker 2: and chops in front of some local rotary club while

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Speaker 2: bewildered people standard around trying to look interested.

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Speaker 3: Who would think it's a good idea to put yourself

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Speaker 3: in a box? Talk about his toileting needs. What's going

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Speaker 3: on there?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: How though, they stopped that in the future from having

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Speaker 2: copycat crimes.

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Speaker 4: How after his well publicized adventure, Airlines introduced a special

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Speaker 4: kind of security to deter copycats.

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Speaker 1: By spreading all creates over the certain size with sneezing bone.

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Speaker 3: So we now have border security and put people through it.

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Speaker 3: You put X rays and all the parcels through X ray.

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Speaker 3: They just put sneezing powder on them.

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Speaker 1: They were simple times, weren't they Just I'm looking at that.

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Speaker 2: Apparently on tonight's news there's this tragedy about an airship

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Speaker 2: crashing over in New York City.

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Speaker 3: You've hooked me through the Humanity

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Speaker 4: And Amanda's SA