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<v Speaker 1>Hi Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcast playlist and listen

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<v Speaker 1>live on the Free iHeart app A good pickup with

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<v Speaker 1>Britt Hockley and Laura Burn. Baby, your work, our windows done.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my world Rison the dust. Only good tabs are

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<v Speaker 1>all down. I don't march, but yeah, I know our

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<v Speaker 1>biggit and what I want. It don't matter where that goes.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the pickup. Happy Friday, everyone, Hope everyone's had

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<v Speaker 1>a good school holidays. It's the pickup with Brett Hockey

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<v Speaker 1>and Laura Burn.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to quickly tell you something because I'm fascinated

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<v Speaker 2>by it, but I know you're not gonna let me

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<v Speaker 2>talk about it in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>What You're not allowed to laugh and say ha ha ha,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna hate this just before we come on air

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<v Speaker 1>and then start talking about something we have not prepped.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to prep it. I just want to say,

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time in one hundred and sixteen years,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, am I six?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's like the leading spy agency in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the FBI and I six. It's like what

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<v Speaker 2>James Bond is based on. Like it's like a super spy.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you even know this?

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<v Speaker 2>And why don't I because I used to want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a spy. I six, Okay, great, well recur Ever.

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<v Speaker 2>The head of the secret spy agency is a woman

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<v Speaker 2>the first time in one hundred and sixteen is I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's really really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you say I'm gonna hate.

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<v Speaker 2>This because I don't think you want to talk to

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<v Speaker 2>me about spies. I mean, I don't not about the

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<v Speaker 2>women leading it. But I was like, Laura's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to care about I six.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't particularly care about spies, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do care about women in power.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, it's British intelligence, so maybe they'll be more intelligent

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<v Speaker 2>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you, when you said you had something

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about at the start of the show, that

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<v Speaker 1>was not what I was thinking. But I'm here for it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a flex imagine being able to say that,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can't say it because you're a spy, like

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<v Speaker 2>you can't tell anyone. But she actually has just been name.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a couple Laura online at the moment going viral

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<v Speaker 4>for the funniest story.

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<v Speaker 2>So this couple's friend like his college friend.

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<v Speaker 4>They were catching up and he'd just gotten engaged, and

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<v Speaker 4>he was talking about his wedding to them.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, I'm getting married next year.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to be like so small and intimate and special.

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<v Speaker 4>And that was the conversation, just like a really private conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>The couple then received a save the date for the

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<v Speaker 4>following year, and it was international.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like over in Argentina.

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<v Speaker 4>So they do what most people would do for an

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<v Speaker 4>international wedding, and they lock in the flights and the

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<v Speaker 4>accommodation and you know, it was fifteen hundred dollar flights,

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<v Speaker 4>three thousand dollars of accommodation.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, yeah, when it's an international wedding, those save the

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<v Speaker 1>dates are way more important because you've got to actually

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<v Speaker 1>block out time for work, and you've got to book

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<v Speaker 1>the flights on a decent amount of money and blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he had to be so organized. So they organized

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing because they've been friends forever and they've

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<v Speaker 2>got to save the date. And he told them to

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<v Speaker 2>their face, you know, small, intimate wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>So they book the same hotel as the groom and

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<v Speaker 4>bride and the bridal party because they thought that would

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<v Speaker 4>be easier. So all the family and everywhere at this

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<v Speaker 4>one hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>So they booked.

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<v Speaker 2>That time goes past and they haven't received any updates,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like a couple of days before they're flying

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<v Speaker 2>out and they're still looking for updates. Then that's when

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<v Speaker 2>it clicks to them. They're like, hang on, we actually

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<v Speaker 2>never got an invite. They turned up to the wedding uninvited.

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<v Speaker 2>So they well, okay, this is where it gets the

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<v Speaker 2>actually go.

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<v Speaker 1>To the wedding. They just on holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>So they stand up to the hotel. They can't change it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're locked in.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't want to waste their money and not go,

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<v Speaker 4>but they're too embarrassed to tell them what happened. So

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<v Speaker 4>they go to the wedding and then just find out

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<v Speaker 4>their schedule and just do everything around their schedule. So

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<v Speaker 4>they're like spies hiding at the wedding. Like so when

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<v Speaker 4>they see them go to the pool, they would go

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<v Speaker 4>and book a spa. When they see them going to

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<v Speaker 4>get massages, they would go out for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>And get whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And they avoided the whole bridal party.

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<v Speaker 1>So they never knew that they were there. Imagine finding

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<v Speaker 1>out that two of your best friends were at the

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<v Speaker 1>same hotel. Where your wedding was being held, surely because

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<v Speaker 1>you sent them a save the date and then uninvited.

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<v Speaker 4>But I you know what, I can see how that happens.

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<v Speaker 4>I think if you've sent a save the date, that

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<v Speaker 4>is as good as an invitation. If you're uninviting someone,

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<v Speaker 4>you need to uninvite them. You can't just not follow

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<v Speaker 4>through with an invitation and think that that's good enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, right, Laura, did you do this not to this

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<v Speaker 1>note because we didn't have a destination wedding also, but

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<v Speaker 1>did yourself? Yes, technically, but on a technicality slightly different.

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<v Speaker 1>So my husband and I we were originally going to

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<v Speaker 1>get married towards the start of COVID, and then COVID

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<v Speaker 1>hit and everything kind of went a bit screw loose.

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<v Speaker 1>So we sent out save the dates to our family

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<v Speaker 1>and friends, and then the date changed because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>COVID hit and we decided to postpone it. So we

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<v Speaker 1>actually didn't get married for two and a half years

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<v Speaker 1>after our original wedding date that was set, or two

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<v Speaker 1>years or something like that. That's a long time, a

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<v Speaker 1>long time, a long time. So we'd sent out save

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<v Speaker 1>the dates. Then our second wedding day we also then

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<v Speaker 1>sent out saying, oh, that date's been changed, like, hold tight,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have more details for you. Two years later, there

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<v Speaker 1>were some people who we sent Save the dates to

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<v Speaker 1>on that original mailing list, and let me tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>we had not heard from them. I had not heard

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<v Speaker 1>from them, neither had Matt. We'd barely spoken to them

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<v Speaker 1>in that time, and so I kind of just assumed

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<v Speaker 1>if we haven't spoken in two years, surely they don't

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<v Speaker 1>expect to get another Save the Day.

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<v Speaker 4>So you didn't uninvite them. I just didn't send another

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<v Speaker 4>Save the Day. I just didn't tell them when the

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<v Speaker 4>new wedding was. But did they contact you in any capacity?

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<v Speaker 1>One person did?

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<v Speaker 3>One?

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<v Speaker 1>One of them said, hey, honey, I haven't received the

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<v Speaker 1>invitation yet.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you fake it?

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<v Speaker 2>Or say because you're not invited?

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<v Speaker 1>I then invited them under duress.

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<v Speaker 2>What else are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 1>So a bad that actually didn't come. Oh they didn't come.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they've probably heard you say I'm panicing. No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was because by then, like the wedding

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<v Speaker 1>was actually just a couple of weeks away, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was very evident. It was just so awkward looking back now.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so awkward. I didn't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to write them and say, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>have not heard from you for two years and I've

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<v Speaker 1>had a baby and you just kind of vanished from

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<v Speaker 1>my life. So I didn't think you'd want to come

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<v Speaker 1>to my wedding. I didn't want to send that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a bit of passive aggressiveness loaded into that. So

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<v Speaker 1>instead I just sent them an invite and said, so sorry, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>if you haven't received it, you can read.

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<v Speaker 2>Between the lines. If you're getting an invitation three weeks

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<v Speaker 2>out of a wedding, you're like the last person on

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<v Speaker 2>the list.

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<v Speaker 1>Something's gone wrong. Don't get me wrong, though, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's a smart move. If you've sent out save

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<v Speaker 1>the dates, don't be a coward like I am. At

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<v Speaker 1>least tell people if they're not invited to the real wedding,

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<v Speaker 1>especially if they're trying to go to an overseas wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to know. Do you share an office

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<v Speaker 1>or a communal kitchen space where you've got to put

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<v Speaker 1>your lunch in a shared fridge? And if so, is

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<v Speaker 1>there some fridge politics that goes on in your workplace?

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<v Speaker 2>Because there'd been no workplace without fridge politics.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know what happens, right, you put your little

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<v Speaker 1>yoga in there, your little yogurt satchel. Someone comes up

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<v Speaker 1>and takes it, and then it's lunchtime and you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>around you can't find your yogurt. We used to have

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<v Speaker 1>a kitchen thief here. We used to have someone who

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<v Speaker 1>would always go in and steal things from the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>Iven while though things could be perfectly labeled with a name,

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<v Speaker 1>it could be your lunch. So you brought in that

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<v Speaker 1>your mum had made you in the mornings, packed you

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly in a brown paper bag, go to go and

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<v Speaker 1>get it, and half it would be eaten. I think

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<v Speaker 1>most officers have one of these people who feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay to help themselves to other people's lunches. And

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<v Speaker 1>there is a man who has been speaking about this online.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he had his lunch stolen five times at his work.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine bringing a pack Sagely's so shitty. It's absolutely bizarre, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Because so if it's a good lunch, you think about

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<v Speaker 2>it all day and.

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<v Speaker 1>I passed and you open it up and some gorn. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Some colleagues has helped himself to half a serve, so

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<v Speaker 1>five times he had his lunch stolen. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>decided that instead of like you know, enacting revenge, instead

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<v Speaker 1>of having like you know, making a big deal about it,

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<v Speaker 1>he just brought in a little, a little tiny minifridge

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<v Speaker 1>that he put under his desk, and he started putting

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<v Speaker 1>his lunch into his own minifridge where no one could access.

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<v Speaker 1>And unfortunately that had him labeled as the office wido

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<v Speaker 1>because he was so protective over his own lunch. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is the drastic measures that he had to take.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that drastic. I'm definitely team him.

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<v Speaker 3>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, you're going to say, got stolen out of

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<v Speaker 2>his minifridge.

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<v Speaker 1>You might have to lock that or since then, he's

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<v Speaker 1>had no more stolen lunches.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know this is so disgusting. I haven't thought

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<v Speaker 2>about this in years.

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<v Speaker 4>I was working in a hospital, won't say where, and

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<v Speaker 4>there was somebody that worked there that was convinced people

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<v Speaker 4>was taking his lunch. But I don't know why, because

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<v Speaker 4>no one, for all accounts that we can remember, no

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<v Speaker 4>one took his lunch. Right, he was so paranoy that

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<v Speaker 4>someone would take his lunch that he would bring in

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<v Speaker 4>a dead rat.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not real.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it. It was my work. He put a

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<v Speaker 2>dead rat on top of his lunch box to deter

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<v Speaker 2>people from wanting to open it. And let me tell you,

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<v Speaker 2>not only did it deter people.

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<v Speaker 1>He got fired.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that's an olagan ass thing. You can't put

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<v Speaker 2>a dead animal.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he working in like a lab or something like

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<v Speaker 1>a science lab, so we had access to dead rats

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<v Speaker 1>because like, I don't know, where's someone who works in

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<v Speaker 1>a hospital finding a dead rat to put on their lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>She brought it from home.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I was kidding, I'm actually not. And he

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<v Speaker 2>was obviously not well and he got We didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>made redundant.

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<v Speaker 1>We've heard some toll from safety. It's just such a

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<v Speaker 1>tall tale that I feel like that person's gone too

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<v Speaker 1>far here. We are talking about a mini bar and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, I've can one up that story. I did

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<v Speaker 1>tell you we brought a dead rat in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did tell you. It was bad, and I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I was lying, but I wasn't. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of stories, probably not to that level,

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<v Speaker 4>but there's a lot of crazy lunch stories for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>When I used to work as a graphic designer many

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<v Speaker 1>many moons ago, we had same thing communal fridge, and

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<v Speaker 1>one of the girls I worked with always brought in

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<v Speaker 1>boiled eggs. Like she would bring boiled eggs in and

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<v Speaker 1>put them in the top of the fridge compartment like thereuse,

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<v Speaker 1>no one's bringing in raw eggs to an office fridge, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so someone kept on stealing and helping themselves to

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<v Speaker 1>her boiled eggs. So she'd go there, there'd be three,

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<v Speaker 1>the next day there'd be one. Anyway, she decided to

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<v Speaker 1>bring in a couple non boiled eggs, just like fresh

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<v Speaker 1>eggs and put them in the boiled egg little compartment,

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<v Speaker 1>and she soon found out who the person was that

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<v Speaker 1>was stealing the eggs because they were taking them to

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<v Speaker 1>their desk, cracking them, and then doing it in their bin.

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<v Speaker 1>So like anyway, they took a fresh egg to their

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<v Speaker 1>desk and cracked it on table, and everyone knew who

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<v Speaker 1>the culprit was.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know, if you have a story that can

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<v Speaker 2>one up either.

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<v Speaker 1>The rat all that, well, I feel like the rat one.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's going to be able to one up brit

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<v Speaker 1>because that's just psychotic.

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<v Speaker 2>I also hope no one can one up that.

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for our little Wins of the Week,

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you by Chemists Warehouse, where one of you

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<v Speaker 1>will win five hundred dollars to spend at Chemists Warehouse,

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<v Speaker 1>and all you have to do is call up with

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<v Speaker 1>your little win. It's possibly the easiest game to play

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<v Speaker 1>on radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's give away five hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>La.

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<v Speaker 1>Al right, well we have Gemma on the phone. Gemma,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know what is your little win of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, I deleted all of the time wasting opts off

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<v Speaker 3>my phone and I reduced my screen time by eighty percent.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your new screen time?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's downs for about an hour, which is massive.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, one hour a week or one hour a day.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's spread out over the day. Yeah, most

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<v Speaker 2>of it's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Goot bye, yeah, yeah, huge, Good on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's pretty impressive, Gemma. Okay, right, hold the line

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<v Speaker 1>because we've got a couple more people. Talk to Rosemary.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your little win of the week?

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<v Speaker 3>Hill Mother? The win is I have finally finished knitting

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<v Speaker 3>a baby. Blame her.

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<v Speaker 1>How long did it take you?

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<v Speaker 3>It has taken me one year?

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<v Speaker 1>Are baby anymore? That's a toddler?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you not a she's got she got a UNI.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's one now. But I'm so excited to give

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<v Speaker 3>it to her, Like it's the cutest thing. It's got

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<v Speaker 3>like the cutest colors, and like I went all out

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get all you know, the really nice young

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<v Speaker 3>and so exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you're not a.

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<v Speaker 2>Knitter by trade? Because the years seems like a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it something you've just learned?

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<v Speaker 3>So literally learned from my from my mom when I

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<v Speaker 3>was little. I just used to watch her and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I've got this, I can do this. I tried,

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<v Speaker 3>and yeah, that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Well look hold the line. That feels like a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>big win after you're working towards the whole the line.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got Alana on there, Hi, Halana, watch your little

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<v Speaker 1>winn of the week.

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<v Speaker 5>So, for the first time in my life, at we

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<v Speaker 5>old forty years old, I wrote a roller coaster?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, why have you never ridden one?

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<v Speaker 4>So great?

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<v Speaker 5>Fear has just overcome me and I thought I should

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<v Speaker 5>probably conquer it at some point in my life. And

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<v Speaker 5>so we went to Luna Park and I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>There are we going through a midlife crisis? Was there

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<v Speaker 1>a reason why you were like forty, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>year roller coasters come at.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, babe.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like we shouldn't let something scares that aren't

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<v Speaker 5>really that scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's really inspirational.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now it's time to the deliberation. Who are

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<v Speaker 1>we going to give it to? Okay, just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>hands it from across the room. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>she's saying, but I think she might be knitting, which means, Risemy,

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<v Speaker 1>you've just worn yourself five hundred dollars stand at chemist Warehouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, thank you so much. You're awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they sell nane, but they don't

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<v Speaker 1>sell yarn at chemist Warehouse Britain. No, but you can

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<v Speaker 1>go and get you know what you need. You might

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<v Speaker 1>need some band aids for all the calsies that you

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<v Speaker 1>have after a year of spending didding.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do have a few. Oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so excited. Guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you sorry much.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so welcome. Rosemary, enjoy your weekend as well.