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Speaker 1: Christmas, Christmas. Yeah, Yeah, it's Josey Man's cutting home for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's Josey Man is curtain Home for Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Or what have we got on the cutting room floor? Friendy.

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Speaker 2: During the week, we were discussing the nature of Carl

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Speaker 2: Minogue's sexy Santa song this one. Oh yeah, you love Carly,

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Speaker 2: but even you think it's a bit eck Deep just.

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Speaker 3: Slips wanting down the chey to Okay, it's a little

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Speaker 3: bit too much. It's a little bit too much.

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Speaker 1: What's kry saying there? What's the mess she wants?

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Speaker 3: Slipped under the tree?

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Speaker 1: Deep, just slip a sable.

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Speaker 3: I think like a mink coat thing. It's an old song.

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Speaker 1: Apparently I'll have to get my red paint to throw

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Speaker 1: all over Kytie.

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Speaker 3: I thought it might have been like a drug and.

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Speaker 1: Then I'll say, Kylie, you've got red pain.

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Speaker 2: Don't you let me what wash you down? Get the

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Speaker 2: hose out.

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Speaker 1: She's out of carry with blood.

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Speaker 2: Well. The reason I brought it up was because Target

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Speaker 2: in America, the US department store, which is just so massive.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's obsessed with Target. They've given Santa a sexy makeover

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Speaker 2: for their new holiday campaign. Hunky Chris Kringle they've called him,

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Speaker 2: or is known as Target employee Chris K. I've got

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Speaker 2: some pictures here.

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Speaker 1: Look at that.

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Speaker 2: Look at four, not the big fat one, but the

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Speaker 2: other ones. Look at that. What's Sander grabbing in that

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Speaker 2: other picture?

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Speaker 1: It looks to be his sack, Chris K.

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Speaker 2: The older one is really handsome here, isn't He's He's

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Speaker 2: a very handsome older man. Santra and a red jumper.

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Speaker 2: And look at that sexy one on the left.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little bit too Mardi graph for more.

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Speaker 3: It's a little bit ai.

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Speaker 2: But they've planned some holiday commercials that debut last week.

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Speaker 2: So Chris K is driving a red Ford Bronco with

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Speaker 2: a sleigh license plate.

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Speaker 1: Arriving a s l A Y.

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Speaker 3: And he arrives at a Target store.

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Speaker 2: We're born with while Born to Be Wild is playing

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Speaker 2: and in a caption for the commercial, it's titled born

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Speaker 2: to be Chris. So this sexy new Santa. I wonder

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Speaker 2: if you can go and sit on his lap, push

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Speaker 2: the kids out of the way onto it, get onto

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Speaker 2: his lap?

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Speaker 1: Do you do you like? Do you partake in the

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Speaker 1: Santa photos with your kids? Jack and Lamb when they

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Speaker 1: were little. You know.

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Speaker 2: I don't even think I'm a bad archiver, archivist of

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Speaker 2: my own life. I don't think we've taken the kids

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Speaker 2: a couple of times, but not really. They're all if

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Speaker 2: ever they saw a big creature, a big Scott, they

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Speaker 2: feel terrified.

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Speaker 3: Have you got a lot of Santa photos?

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Speaker 1: And we do it? They do it under sufferance. We

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Speaker 1: have to force them into Yeah, I don't think it's light.

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Speaker 1: I remember one time was to stand in the queue

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Speaker 1: and one of my kids say, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do this, and I said, well, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do it either, and he said, well, why are we

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Speaker 1: doing it? And I said, good point.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, because often you have to get in the

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Speaker 2: photo yourself because the kids are trying like a wild

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Speaker 2: animal crawl.

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Speaker 1: Why now they look at me, parents, you know the

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Speaker 1: sunscreen parents. They're all all, let's get in there and.

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Speaker 3: We'll bring my own ring light.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bring me the ring light, and bring the dog

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Speaker 1: and the cat and everyone else. You know, I'm not

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Speaker 1: that sort of parent. I'm from a different era.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we've got many Santa photos, And if

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Speaker 2: we did, I have no idea where they are.

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Speaker 1: It's that you know. Yeah, it's not for me. It's

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Speaker 1: not for you.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to sit on the grinches?

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Speaker 1: Lab Well, the grinch is a different kettle of fish.

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Speaker 3: Sexy grinch. So let's get sexy grinch.

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Speaker 1: We You and I got a picture with Sada down

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Speaker 1: at the shops that time, Remember that, You and I?

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Speaker 3: That's right? Why would he be there?

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Speaker 1: I think we're being drinky.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it was Santa, now I think about it,

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Speaker 2: just old miss Christmas.

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Speaker 3: I sat on his lap, I.

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Speaker 1: Said for to day. I come back tomorrow for more.

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Speaker 2: Jelsey and evaders cut a rootful, mayor Christmas from all

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Speaker 2: of us here to cut a rootful