Speaker 1: Oh, good morning.
Speaker 2: Is a Christian a Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 3: You can't remember what he did yesterday?
Speaker 4: Thank you, Greg, I thought you were going to forget me.
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Speaker 5: Good morning, it's five minutes past six. Fresh Day today.
Speaker 5: Fresh out there wakes you up when it's kind of
Speaker 5: like this, A nice bit of sharpness in the air.
Speaker 5: Good morning, welcome to the show, Busy Show today. Good morning, Patsy,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Jack, Good morning morning. I think Dan Andrews
Speaker 5: has done a great job. I don't know. Some people
Speaker 5: will go one way or the other depending on social
Speaker 5: media rest but when he comes on it, I think
Speaker 5: he's handled a very very difficult situation really well. It
Speaker 5: comes across very well on TV. He is a a
Speaker 5: he's got a statesmanlike quality about him. He's measured, he's smart,
Speaker 5: he makes complicated things very simple. I think he's done
Speaker 5: a great job here in Victoria over the last couple
Speaker 5: of months. Then yesterday I see everyone goes tis over
Speaker 5: because his comments about going to South Australia. This is amazing.
Speaker 5: Have her listened to this? As soon as he says
Speaker 5: I don't want to be offensive too. When anyone says,
Speaker 5: I don't want to be offense, no offense, no offense,
Speaker 5: but you realize something bad is coming.
Speaker 6: Well, look, I don't want to be offencive two s Australians,
Speaker 6: but why would you want to go there? Why would
Speaker 6: you want to go there?
Speaker 5: Holiday?
Speaker 7: Here?
Speaker 6: The best experiences in our nation are right here in Victoria.
Speaker 5: Now I understand what he's saying. He's saying, look, you know,
Speaker 5: let's be let's be safe, and there's so much to do.
Speaker 5: He's puffing up, but Victorian rightly, so, there is so
Speaker 5: much to do in this great stuff.
Speaker 4: And because South Australia won't let anyone travel across the
Speaker 4: border for tourism.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's trying to do his best, I guess,
Speaker 5: to calm it all down and not to be an issue.
Speaker 5: But unfortunately he's made it worse. I mean, why would
Speaker 5: you go there?
Speaker 6: Well, look, I don't want to be offencive two s Austrians,
Speaker 6: but why would you want.
Speaker 5: To go there?
Speaker 6: Why would you want to go there?
Speaker 5: Holiday? We're on the verge of civil war. It shuts
Speaker 5: fired from them, civil war, you know, Just so when
Speaker 5: we look at America and all the craziness going over there,
Speaker 5: and in the UK as well. We think, gosh, it's
Speaker 5: a lot calmer here, Dan Andrews. What's your planet's trying
Speaker 5: to provoke a civil war? You know we're gonna have
Speaker 5: to go and fight the South Australians. Have you guys?
Speaker 5: You guys must have been there. I've only been to
Speaker 5: I've been to Adelaide for a weekend. I went to
Speaker 5: the UFC over there a while ago and I found
Speaker 5: a very pleasant little place. Actually, it's a nice oval.
Speaker 4: I'm the same only one time we went to watch
Speaker 4: Essen and Playport Adelaide.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right, not a lot to do. The
Speaker 3: winery is are lovely, you know.
Speaker 5: I've drunk quite a bit of the Adelaide Hills wives.
Speaker 5: There's some beautiful wines around there. But other than that, right,
Speaker 5: what would you recommend?
Speaker 4: And I worked in Adelaide?
Speaker 3: Has this just come to light?
Speaker 5: Wait for a second.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I used to work in Adelaide as well.
Speaker 5: What did you do there?
Speaker 4: I was my very first job in commercial radio. I
Speaker 4: worked on the breakfast show s A FM. Did you
Speaker 4: be equivalent to Fox FM?
Speaker 5: YEA? And what were you doing there, thunderguy?
Speaker 4: I was I was only work experience hasn't been paid,
Speaker 4: and I had to. I will reveal a secret. I
Speaker 4: had to call callers to see if they would want
Speaker 4: to be callers on the show, which is it is
Speaker 4: evil practice that we would never do here.
Speaker 5: We never had to fake ever. I've never done that,
Speaker 5: and stay one. I remember when I first started in radio,
Speaker 5: someone said, oh, sometimes you can just call people up.
Speaker 5: I've called before and asked them to come on the
Speaker 5: show and away. If I need to do that, I'm
Speaker 5: not doing it right. I'd rather learn how to get
Speaker 5: the show better.
Speaker 4: It defeats a purpose, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: Because but I know many shows you probably do as well.
Speaker 5: You mustn't name them that still do this to this day,
Speaker 5: a lot of big shows.
Speaker 4: And that was my first job in radio, to get
Speaker 4: the fake callers on.
Speaker 8: So what would you say to people, Hey, Dave, you
Speaker 8: said they were people trying to win a cas sticker
Speaker 8: two months ago. Not any good stories bombo and a
Speaker 8: phone in today about the funniest place you farted.
Speaker 5: Please, no, seriously, please Dave, pull over and speak to them.
Speaker 5: They're crying at the moment.
Speaker 4: I'll give you a farting story, Dave.
Speaker 5: To you, all right, So why should we go to
Speaker 5: South Australia. What is there? What did you see when
Speaker 5: you do work experience there? Did they say hey, you
Speaker 5: must go to No.
Speaker 4: I didn't do any sight seeing. I only spent three
Speaker 4: weeks there.
Speaker 5: Were you kept in a crate? I mean you barely
Speaker 5: remember it. I didn't do any I didn't see any sights.
Speaker 4: Well I remember is I lived on one side of
Speaker 4: the city and the radio station was on the other end.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's not.
Speaker 4: There on my bike?
Speaker 5: How told Tall? You are two strikes? You're east to west?
Speaker 5: All right? What is in South Australia? We may have
Speaker 5: people listening to the show right now in Adelaide or
Speaker 5: anywhere there. Please give us a call and sell it
Speaker 5: to us. Nine four one one oh four three Jack,
Speaker 5: have a quick google top ten tourist attractions in South Australia.
Speaker 5: We're going to try and help Dan Andrews out this
Speaker 5: morning and de escalate this situation. He's got us into.
Speaker 3: We're a war.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Patsy, what can you tell us about South Australia.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got Handorf, which is the delight for little
Speaker 3: German town. Just out of about twenty minutes out of
Speaker 3: town down to the freeway.
Speaker 5: What do you mean German town. They've got a fake
Speaker 5: German town.
Speaker 3: No, it was settled.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of some Germans and made them popul.
Speaker 3: Heated a lot of people. A lot of German people
Speaker 3: settled in that area and they set up their own little,
Speaker 3: very quaint village. It's so pretty. It's got an awesome
Speaker 3: pub there. So there's Harndorff, so that's a big tourist attraction.
Speaker 3: There's McLaren Vale.
Speaker 5: Come stare at the Germans. Don't standing at the edge
Speaker 5: of town, just staring at the quaint Germans.
Speaker 3: There's McLaren Vale, which awesome wine, produces some beautiful wines.
Speaker 3: The beaches are stunning. Beaches are beautiful. There's the oh
Speaker 3: they've got all the usual fair like the botanic gardens.
Speaker 3: There's is it the River Torrens? There is it the Torrens?
Speaker 5: Jack that goes listen, he don't even remember working there
Speaker 5: for three weeks of his life. I was to ask
Speaker 5: you about the local river that I.
Speaker 3: Think you could go on a cruise down there. There's
Speaker 3: the zoo. Adelaide's got his zoo.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I mean nowhere in the world's got a zoo.
Speaker 5: You're saying a zoo. Oh god, you're going to stare
Speaker 5: at miserable locked up animals.
Speaker 4: River tarranty. Correct, but it is sounding like every other city,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Go to the zoo, go and see the river.
Speaker 5: No, No, go on a cruise. I mean there are
Speaker 5: many places that go on the cruise, aren't they? The
Speaker 5: Arctic Fjords go on a cruise.
Speaker 4: I'm so lay.
Speaker 5: I want to sort my superannuation out because I really
Speaker 5: would love to take a couple of hours. It just cruise.
Speaker 3: And they've got a tram. They've got a tramp. But
Speaker 3: you know what, it only goes in one direction, and
Speaker 3: there's only one cruise port down the beach and back
Speaker 3: to Titanic three. Rundle Mall is another thing. If you
Speaker 3: want to go shopping, that's about it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well we'll postle this on too down Andrew's Jack.
Speaker 5: What have you found online? Toys? Attraction?
Speaker 4: Pat is kind of right. It's a lot of the wineries.
Speaker 4: It's hard off the German town. What else have we
Speaker 4: got here? A lot of pininsas Floral Peninsula, Eerie Peninsula, sorry,
Speaker 4: air Peninsula, Murray River. Now we have Murray River and
Speaker 4: Victoria as well Mount Gambia that's almost in Victoria. Yeah,
Speaker 4: another peninsula, a lot of.
Speaker 5: For the come for the peninsulas, stay for the cruise.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: So yesterday State Premier Victoria Dan Andrew said this.
Speaker 6: Well, look, I don't want to be a fancy to
Speaker 6: South Australians, but why would you want to go there?
Speaker 6: Why would you want to go there?
Speaker 5: So this morning we are trying to find out what
Speaker 5: is there about South Australia, What is there for us
Speaker 5: to go over there? Christian, I haven't heard anything about
Speaker 5: Flind Flinder's Rangers regards Mark. Have you guys heard anything
Speaker 5: about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do a lot of rock climbing and stuff there.
Speaker 5: I think someone else just texted this Adelaide the Home
Speaker 5: of the Stoner. I know you do like sort of
Speaker 5: giant sort of statues here in this country, right? Is
Speaker 5: that one of just the giant stone? Australia's the home
Speaker 5: of the Giant Stone? Is it one of those mega statues?
Speaker 5: Just a guy in stone with a ball.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that there was a stereotype for that
Speaker 4: in Adelaide. No, I must think more of like the
Speaker 4: northern coast of New South Wales around exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't know. Over in Adelaide, who knew? All right,
Speaker 5: let's take some calls here, Sandy, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 5: yes hello?
Speaker 9: How could you not know about the giant rocking horse
Speaker 9: the world's largest rocking horse Gamaica.
Speaker 5: Not just a large rocking horse, the world's largest you
Speaker 5: know the highly coveted title. Isn't it the world's largest
Speaker 5: rocking horse.
Speaker 9: It's fifteen minutes away from handoff And in a twist
Speaker 9: of fate, my dad used sign the German Arms hotel
Speaker 9: at Handle.
Speaker 5: What a twist of faith. This is Adam and.
Speaker 9: It is the river Torrens and you take a boat
Speaker 9: ride off pop Height.
Speaker 5: This is all go.
Speaker 4: To the German town. Then just fifteen minutes on from
Speaker 4: that you can see the giant rocking horse.
Speaker 5: Are these two things connected? Did the Germans in the
Speaker 5: German town build this giant rocking horse?
Speaker 10: Probably?
Speaker 9: The town of giant rocking horses in is called Gummeraca.
Speaker 9: They have that for a name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that German toymakers do like a nice
Speaker 5: wooden toy, They're beautifully made. I don't know if the
Speaker 5: two are connected. Or it's just a random I've just
Speaker 5: had a look on Google. You won't lie. That is
Speaker 5: a huge giant horse. It is. It's the world's biggest
Speaker 5: rocking horse. Just mentioned that. You should have said listen,
Speaker 5: other than the giant rocking horse. All right, why would
Speaker 5: you go?
Speaker 4: And we're trying to set up something now with the
Speaker 4: South Australian Premiere where we go straight to the Rocking
Speaker 4: Horse and come back in. We don't have to go
Speaker 4: through a major city the Rocking Horse bubble.
Speaker 5: That's awesome stuff. Sady, thank you very much to give
Speaker 5: us a call. Have a good day. How we got here, Paul?
Speaker 5: Good morning? Paul is a sky diver? Paul? It is
Speaker 5: Paul is the guy who when we did the Grand
Speaker 5: Final last year at the Whitnoval, him and two of
Speaker 5: his mates jumped out the plane with the football.
Speaker 4: Strapped to his front.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Paul, So you've been over to South Australia. You've
Speaker 5: obviously skydive over there, have you.
Speaker 11: Yes, Scott, I've I've lived there for a little bit
Speaker 11: and I've got plenty of friends of family, so I've
Speaker 11: got lots of good reasons to head over. But one
Speaker 11: reason that you may not have experienced before? Is the
Speaker 11: mall balls?
Speaker 5: Do you know what I When I stayed in Adelaide
Speaker 5: last year for a weekend, I stayed at a hotel
Speaker 5: that was around the corner from that mall. Is it
Speaker 5: the Roundel mall?
Speaker 11: That's correct?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there were these two mega balls. Not been
Speaker 5: crude or rude. They're just giant, really shiny balls.
Speaker 12: And what they do get removed for polishing every once.
Speaker 2: In a while.
Speaker 5: How do you remove them? I mean they're like the
Speaker 5: size of like four humans on top of each other.
Speaker 13: They're huge pretty much.
Speaker 12: But the dual convex rooflectivity is something that for most
Speaker 12: Victorians I'll never get to experience unless they go to
Speaker 12: d More.
Speaker 5: I didn't understand if it was related to the history
Speaker 5: of the area and if it which is too random
Speaker 5: shiny balls? Come on? Is it? It's just too shiny balls?
Speaker 5: It looks like there were four other ones missing this desk.
Speaker 12: Arguably it's arguably more arty than the stuff down a slink.
Speaker 5: So right, that's all we'll get into an art.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and.
Speaker 12: I would love a conversation with the.
Speaker 5: Man, Paul. Thank you very much. Cool, Wait, take care
Speaker 5: and let's go to Milder. Good morning, Milder, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 14: Just like get my bricktops out of the free What did.
Speaker 5: You got here? You got props? I love it? What's
Speaker 5: what's going on?
Speaker 14: Fruit chops? They are a little lolly that is soft
Speaker 14: and hanging fruit center of delicious apricotton peat and there's
Speaker 14: a layer of rich lustius milk chocolate over it. And
Speaker 14: they're a South Australian icon.
Speaker 4: Oh I've never heard of the fruit shark.
Speaker 14: Made by Robin Men's Australian owned company. They're based in
Speaker 14: South Australia and they're also the company that bringing back
Speaker 14: the polywaffle.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that is important work. That is important work
Speaker 5: they need to carry on a Dan Andrews should have
Speaker 5: picked that up as well. Good luck with the polly
Speaker 5: waffle returning off.
Speaker 14: Oh they are so yummy too.
Speaker 5: So well, how do you get hold of these? Where
Speaker 5: are you calling us from Mulder Melbourne?
Speaker 14: I have my stash, I have my contraband stash.
Speaker 5: Been smuggling in over the border.
Speaker 14: Yeah, because I'm originally born and bred in South Australia.
Speaker 4: So do you get it sent to you or do
Speaker 4: you go over to Adelaide and bring back a bootload.
Speaker 5: In the car.
Speaker 14: Well trip, because I was in summer, I couldn't bring
Speaker 14: them back because they'd melt in the car coming back
Speaker 14: across the border. But yeah, my kids loved them, so
Speaker 14: when I went across, I came back with like a
Speaker 14: seven kilo box of them and.
Speaker 5: Under the cover of darkness.
Speaker 14: Yes, yes. And then when the car broke down I
Speaker 14: had a flat tire. The kids were like, no, where's
Speaker 14: our frit chops?
Speaker 5: And did they taste nice?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 14: Like I said, they are apricotton, peach center dried fruit
Speaker 14: and they're covered in milk chocolate. Didn't get them in
Speaker 14: a white chocolate, milk chocolate and a dark chocolate.
Speaker 5: Gotcha all right?
Speaker 14: Company is called Robin.
Speaker 15: Men's got it all right?
Speaker 5: Milda? Thank you very much, cool, really funny. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Have a good day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 5: Podcast doing now Mount Rushmore, where every week we took
Speaker 5: about the best what's the very best of something and
Speaker 5: did we debate which four on that thing are going
Speaker 5: to go on the Mount Rushmore. This week's something different
Speaker 5: and the reason why we're doing this is two days ago,
Speaker 5: in the middle of the show I just played Toto
Speaker 5: Africa and text came in enough the back of it,
Speaker 5: just saying thanks for playing the worst song in the
Speaker 5: world ever. Now that's quite some claim, isn't it the
Speaker 5: worst song in the world ever? Now, Toto Africa, to me,
Speaker 5: it's not the worst song in the world ever. I
Speaker 5: could name a couple of other songs I think are
Speaker 5: a genuinely bad songs where I feel sorry for the
Speaker 5: musicians and everyone had to record it and think why
Speaker 5: did they even bother putting this into the world. But
Speaker 5: Toto Africa feels like almless Africa. Yeah. I could name
Speaker 5: a couple of songs which irritate me personally, but then
Speaker 5: you probably liked them. So we thought that the Mount Rushmore, say,
Speaker 5: diferent one, what is the best worst song in the
Speaker 5: world ever? If we were going to make a Mount
Speaker 5: Rushmore with four songs up there, right, the worst songs
Speaker 5: in the world, what has to go up there? So
Speaker 5: that's what we're looking for this morning. Nine four one
Speaker 5: four one four three Mine one is this radio station
Speaker 5: I used to work for. They used to play a
Speaker 5: lot of Paul Simon music right, and our head of
Speaker 5: music Right used to like to showcase some of Paul
Speaker 5: Simon's range, and there was a song we used to
Speaker 5: occasionally play that I would argue about him every single
Speaker 5: time he played it. I said, this is the most
Speaker 5: moronic song in the world ever. But it's from a genius.
Speaker 5: Because sometimes great bands led Zep, Mad Got the Bad
Speaker 5: Ones and that who did a song in the early
Speaker 5: eighties which was shocking. They actually broke up a year later.
Speaker 5: I think it was a trauma of what they put
Speaker 5: out there. But anyway, Paul Simon, him and Art gun
Speaker 5: Funk called geniuses together right and they're a huge album
Speaker 5: two years after they did this beautiful song This is
Speaker 5: Paul Simon, Art got fun called this is Paul Simon
Speaker 5: as well. He wrote this.
Speaker 2: Hello Darkness, Mile Frame.
Speaker 5: And then from all of this pressure he puts a
Speaker 5: song out called cars Are Cars. This is so bad.
Speaker 5: Cars and cars all over the world, Cars and cars
Speaker 5: all the way. These key's going up. Let's yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: Cars a similarly made similarly Soul abandoned when they're wrong.
Speaker 5: He was back into it. Yeah, any other words, cars
Speaker 5: are Car. You must have to play this in the morning,
Speaker 5: Car Cars, the cars all over in the front Jack
Speaker 5: and the whales take the bron opinion.
Speaker 4: This is you know what happened this day? He told
Speaker 4: the record company that he'd written a new song, and
Speaker 4: on the cam in the way to show them, he's like,
Speaker 4: all right, what do.
Speaker 5: I write about you? If it was the Wiggles, we
Speaker 5: go that's a good song for children. Anyway. Later on
Speaker 5: the song he goes back into it, ride them on
Speaker 5: the left, all right, let's susceptible to the.
Speaker 2: Cars are car?
Speaker 5: I think actually drying them on the left, drying them
Speaker 5: on the right, susceptible to theft in the middle of
Speaker 5: the night. It's the dullest line ever written in a song.
Speaker 5: So my nomination is great artist, but cars are Cars
Speaker 5: by Paul Simon has to go on there.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to put my nomination behind as well.
Speaker 5: All right, we take a break, then we go to
Speaker 5: Jack and Pantsy's and we take yours as well. Christian
Speaker 5: O'Connell show podcast on a text today. Then on this
Speaker 5: week's Mount rushmore, what do you think is the worst
Speaker 5: song ever? We're trying to find the four we're looking
Speaker 5: for the best worst songs for me. Paul Simon, Cars
Speaker 5: are Cars Engineer in the front, He's right, you think
Speaker 5: about it's the brunt the Wills take the brunt. That's
Speaker 5: Paul Simon. Everyone. Jack, what's it for you? Mate?
Speaker 4: I'm nervous about saying mine because I know it is
Speaker 4: an Australian favorite and I don't want to get off
Speaker 4: side with the audience.
Speaker 3: I'll better not be cold.
Speaker 4: Chisel Jack, I would never chisel, but I it irks
Speaker 4: me every time I hear this song.
Speaker 5: I thought this was one of the one of the
Speaker 5: people's anthems. It is.
Speaker 4: It is heralded as a people's anthem. I just kind
Speaker 4: of shrug when I hear it. The thing I think
Speaker 4: that rubs out the wrong way about it is the
Speaker 4: constant near rhyming in the verse lyrics.
Speaker 5: Break it down for us.
Speaker 4: So I met a strange lady. She may be nervous.
Speaker 4: She took me in and gave me breakfast. Now, nervous
Speaker 4: in breakfast is not a rhyme. And then okay, let's
Speaker 4: punch it up. What could have gone for?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want to rewrite Colin Hayes song for him.
Speaker 5: Do you know what, Maybe there's a feature once a
Speaker 5: week we try and rewrite called it. In comedy circles
Speaker 5: they called it a punch up is where they will
Speaker 5: try and punch up the jokes. They called it, so
Speaker 5: you try and get better punchline.
Speaker 4: So I would rather he chose words that didn't rhyme
Speaker 4: at all rather than this near rhyme. That's what's greating.
Speaker 4: And the worst one is the famous, the most famous
Speaker 4: line in the song about the veggie might sounds of course, yeah,
Speaker 4: do you speak my language? He smiled and gave me
Speaker 4: a veggie mighte sandwich.
Speaker 5: I think that works now, I'll give that one.
Speaker 4: I think that sandwich. I think it's too it's too
Speaker 4: close that it just irritates me.
Speaker 5: Are you listening to the master songwriter a John Lennon?
Speaker 5: I mean, do we need to break out some of
Speaker 5: the lyrics from his album They Head last year.
Speaker 4: Now, Paul Simon Jack in the back jack perfectly with You've.
Speaker 5: Got to give that to it and the songs inane rubbish.
Speaker 5: But yeah, okay, Maria's song that she thinks is the
Speaker 5: worst song in the world ever. It's actually this hot.
Speaker 5: All I want to do is make love to you. Now.
Speaker 5: I've played this many times. I like this song. I
Speaker 5: think this is a good kind of power banner. But however,
Speaker 5: I never really paid much attention to the lyrics. It's
Speaker 5: just a melody of it all. However, the story is
Speaker 5: obviously about lady driving around, find some guy at the
Speaker 5: side of the road, doesn't even ask his name, jumps
Speaker 5: him in the back, and they start doing a hotel
Speaker 5: in me. It's a very casual pick up child. Yeah,
Speaker 5: just driving around, doesn't even ask his name, doesn't want
Speaker 5: to know his name. I didn't ask kir his name.
Speaker 5: This lonely boy in the rain. Fate tells me it's right, okay,
Speaker 5: is this love at first sight? Please don't make it wrong.
Speaker 5: Just stay for the night. All I want I do
Speaker 5: is mate, love to you. We know all this bit.
Speaker 5: So we found this hotel. It's a place I knew well.
Speaker 5: She scoped it out.
Speaker 4: Or she's done this before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we made magic that night. Oh he did everything right.
Speaker 5: He brought the woman out of me so many times.
Speaker 5: Easily stop at your dirty little thing. And in the morning,
Speaker 5: when he woke, all I did was left him a note.
Speaker 5: I told him I'm the flower. You are the seed.
Speaker 5: We walked in a garden, we planted a tree. Don't
Speaker 5: try to find me, please, don't you dare Just live
Speaker 5: in my memory. You'll always be there. It's a one
Speaker 5: night stand. She rides him and uses him. It's lonely
Speaker 5: by in the rain. It's a different song, now, is
Speaker 5: it a different songs? Say you will? Then she mentions
Speaker 5: here her loving arms, a loving arms. I've got loving arms,
Speaker 5: all right, Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 3: This song? Every time I hear it evan essence, my immortal.
Speaker 3: Oh it's like a whining cat.
Speaker 5: I know it's really popular about have you heard that
Speaker 5: awful one of those bring Me to Life as well?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 3: I just I really don't like it. When it came
Speaker 3: out in the early two thousands, our neighbors had a
Speaker 3: couple of teenage girls next door and their back the bedrooms, back.
Speaker 5: To that kind of emo. It's not really emo, it's it's.
Speaker 3: Just whiny and that play are loud and just.
Speaker 5: On look, this song gets me.
Speaker 3: Man, it makes me feel down.
Speaker 5: I know someone who's a massive fan right off this
Speaker 5: band and had an Immortal themed wedding. Really I'm not joking,
Speaker 5: like bring me to Life as they were coming down
Speaker 5: the aisle and this was at the wedding reception as well.
Speaker 5: It's be awful, So.
Speaker 4: I don't really a love song.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's it's a depressing song.
Speaker 5: It feels like a song that would have been on
Speaker 5: the soundtrack to You Have That. Fate of That Fate
Speaker 5: of sort of movie is all about sort of falling
Speaker 5: in love with were wolves. Twilight. That's it.
Speaker 4: That is about falling in love with a were wolf.
Speaker 5: All right, Let's go to the Lions finally, where you
Speaker 5: think are the best worst songs ever? Andrew? Good morning
Speaker 5: more christians est Andrew, what do you think is the
Speaker 5: worst song ever?
Speaker 18: Ma?
Speaker 19: I can't stand no? Look balloons?
Speaker 5: I think that is a great eighty song. How come mate?
Speaker 5: What's the problem with this?
Speaker 13: It's not in English.
Speaker 12: I don't know what they're saying when you guys play
Speaker 12: it like I press mute.
Speaker 5: I just can't stand it. It's not difficult to stand
Speaker 5: the ninety nine red balloons. Yes, yeah, all right, and
Speaker 5: thank you very much. Cools. You're not a fan of
Speaker 5: German language.
Speaker 4: He's not going to handle.
Speaker 5: So let's go to Tina. Good morning, Tina, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you.
Speaker 5: I'm good Tina, Welcome to a show. So what do
Speaker 5: you think she'll be on our Mount Rushmore? Best song
Speaker 5: in the world what's it for you?
Speaker 20: God, I've still got traumatic memories from it from when
Speaker 20: i was a teenager. I'm so horny by mus Tea.
Speaker 5: Who is where is moose Tea?
Speaker 19: Now?
Speaker 5: He's still working on that long wages follow up till
Speaker 5: I'm horny?
Speaker 4: Why didn't you like it? Tina?
Speaker 20: Oh my god, because it's like an ear wren't that
Speaker 20: gets stuck in your head? And my mum, who's Italian,
Speaker 20: I was chopping with her. You're not going to believe
Speaker 20: it's in mya rush off as a teenager mortifying anyway.
Speaker 20: And my mum is singing that to herself.
Speaker 5: Your mum singing this in a brass shop of all
Speaker 5: the laces, any shops, singing.
Speaker 20: That, honestly, And I'm looking in here and a paun
Speaker 20: no silent said Mom, this is what Horny made.
Speaker 5: Yeah, keep it to yourself, even if you are holding
Speaker 5: all these bras, just keep it to yourself.
Speaker 13: Mane exactly.
Speaker 5: Ah, that's great.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Patsy had this in a news just now and a
Speaker 5: lot of emails came in overnight from listeners I still
Speaker 5: have in England. Listen to the show podcast and they're
Speaker 5: all pointing me to Boris Johnson. This is quite something.
Speaker 5: So Boris Johnson, Prime Minister, and he's trying to broke
Speaker 5: us some kind of big deal with Schoma about a
Speaker 5: UK Australia trade deal, fair talents for both countries. And
Speaker 5: he actually holds up It's amazing. See actually holds up
Speaker 5: in number ten Downing Street a packet of the great Tim.
Speaker 4: Tam jumbo pack.
Speaker 5: Yeah know where he got hold of them. But he's
Speaker 5: obviously he's the Prime Minister of England. He's got sources,
Speaker 5: you know, and says this, I.
Speaker 15: Want a world in which we send you.
Speaker 5: And what an opening speech there. I want a world,
Speaker 5: you know, is I'm Martin Luther King john imagine I
Speaker 5: want a world. What's in your world? Boris?
Speaker 15: I want a world in which we send you Marmke,
Speaker 15: you send us Vegamite, we send you penguins, and you
Speaker 15: send us with reduced tariffs. He's wonderful. Arnot's timpans how
Speaker 15: long can the British people be deprived of the opportunity
Speaker 15: to have Arnot's Tim TAM's at a reasonable price?
Speaker 5: Us Parme's love a bargain. Okay, Hence there Boris is
Speaker 5: selling it to the great British public with the phrase
Speaker 5: at a reasonable price in case these people sat there
Speaker 5: watching the Leader and they're going I could only dream,
Speaker 5: I could dream of having these.
Speaker 4: I share your dream, Borrow.
Speaker 5: I can't afford such a thing that these amazing. It's like,
Speaker 5: Sir Walter Radley, you've come back from the Promised Land?
Speaker 5: Did these Tim Tams you speak of? They look a
Speaker 5: small fortune, But.
Speaker 4: He's not selling it to the Australian public. I don't
Speaker 4: think we want Marmont.
Speaker 5: And can I just say, like, you don't want it?
Speaker 5: All right? You don't want Marmy And I have to say,
Speaker 5: when I first came in, I couldn't understand all the
Speaker 5: fuss about Tim Tams because I thought penguins were superior
Speaker 5: penguin Now they're huge in the UK. It's their visually
Speaker 5: kind of similar kind of thing to Tim Tams. However,
Speaker 5: the Tim Tam is superior.
Speaker 4: So why would we want to buy the penguin if
Speaker 4: we have the Tim Tams.
Speaker 5: I've got to say, you know, Boris doesn't hear me
Speaker 5: speaking out like this, but I'll say, at the moment,
Speaker 5: your side of the deal isn't very good. You know,
Speaker 5: my Mum and Dad getting tim Tams. Their lives are
Speaker 5: going to be made better. Okay, but I love this.
Speaker 15: I want a world in which we send you marmt
Speaker 15: you send us Vegamite, we send you penguins, and you
Speaker 15: send us with reduced tariffs. Who's wonderful Arnot's tim Tans.
Speaker 15: How long can the British people be deprived of the
Speaker 15: opportunity to have Arnot's tim Tams at a reasonable price?
Speaker 5: What a fumbling buffoon? That man is?
Speaker 20: Christinconnell, the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 5: So could Arnott's tim Chams at a reasonable price super
Speaker 5: available on the supermarket shelves of the UK this time
Speaker 5: last week was Thursday last week. We're talking about various
Speaker 5: snacks and a guy called Adrien or go down and
Speaker 5: show folklore. We really should actually build a statue to
Speaker 5: this guy. It's out the front of the station here
Speaker 5: told us this one day.
Speaker 13: I was standing there. I was looking at the salt
Speaker 13: miniga and the chicken twisted, and I couldn't decide, so
Speaker 13: I bought them both and put them all in one bag.
Speaker 5: You, sir, are a genius.
Speaker 13: My life thinks I'm a little bit crazy, but I
Speaker 13: like to live on the edge.
Speaker 5: You know, we were so pressed with this call about
Speaker 5: how he fused two different, opposing almost snacks together. We
Speaker 5: built a filter a feature around it called snack Genius.
Speaker 7: Snags Genius snacks, strange food combinations, ships, sing your ice cream,
Speaker 7: charliding your baker.
Speaker 5: Beautiful scene in there from a young producer. Rio definitely
Speaker 5: was in the school choir with a voice like that.
Speaker 5: All right, so does that work? Snack genius? What are
Speaker 5: your snacks? Give you some idea what we're talking about.
Speaker 5: Michael had this last week. We might be trying it tomorrow.
Speaker 5: So Friday is our testing day for two of your
Speaker 5: snack geniuses to go up against each other. We taste
Speaker 5: them and put them to the test. Worker, Are there
Speaker 5: snack genius or not? I love the sound of this
Speaker 5: natenna and sweetened condensed milk. You just take a And also,
Speaker 5: preparation time for a proper snack should be no more
Speaker 5: than twenty or thirty seconds. I will allow more of
Speaker 5: it involves shoving something in the microwave to be heated
Speaker 5: up or melted a cane, but that's preparation time should
Speaker 5: be for seconds, not measured in minutes or anything like
Speaker 5: that take a spoonful of natella and dipping in a
Speaker 5: tin of sweet and condensed milk. Prep time five seconds.
Speaker 5: Snack genius. I think we might try that out tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Salt chips and ice cream. Use the chip as an
Speaker 5: edible scoop. That's some July Prep time thirty stretching it bit.
Speaker 5: I know that some people use a tim tam as
Speaker 5: a straw and suck their hot tea or coffee as well.
Speaker 5: So I wonder if we've got anyone listening who's actually
Speaker 5: got a snack genius involving timtams. This was Melanie's one
Speaker 5: salt vinegar chips, sweet chili pilly which is Philidelphia cheese spread,
Speaker 5: and salami twiggies. Take the salt of Vinger chips, top
Speaker 5: it with the sweet chili philly and salami twiggy. Prep
Speaker 5: time one minute. See that sounds nice as well.
Speaker 2: Christian Iconold Christian o'connalds show podcast.
Speaker 5: Michael, we've got your text for snack genius that is revolting.
Speaker 5: That's no butter and sugar. Snack genius, by the way,
Speaker 5: is your ideas for your snack genius is where you
Speaker 5: put together lots of different things and hay press. You've
Speaker 5: got an amazing snack genius. Butter and sugar, knead together
Speaker 5: in the bowl with your fingers and eat. Prep time
Speaker 5: one minute, No, it's only one minute. What's the I'm
Speaker 5: in here.
Speaker 4: Doing to wash your hands? Maybe afterward?
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Michael, we are never doing that one on
Speaker 5: the show, but thank you anyway, Michael, Good morning.
Speaker 7: Snacks genius, snack strange food combinations ship seeing your ice
Speaker 7: cream sharld in your bacon.
Speaker 5: Do you know I'm going to a contact today?
Speaker 21: Now?
Speaker 5: We've got a friend Liz at the vic Opera. Yimm
Speaker 5: Carlos the opera singer. I think to see if Carlos
Speaker 5: mcconne redo that seeing that word for word coome on
Speaker 5: in two bens at work? Can't Corney's pretending to work
Speaker 5: right now in the office, but he secretly listened to show.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Ben. Christian has heard you talk much snack genius.
Speaker 5: I thought you guys might like to have your minds
Speaker 5: blowing by mine. We would natella Milo bananas, Peela banana,
Speaker 5: dip it or spread some of La Tella on it,
Speaker 5: then dip it in a can of mino and enjoy
Speaker 5: prep time thirteen seconds. It's both healthy and very unhealthy
Speaker 5: at the same time, thus creating snack genius. You'll thank
Speaker 5: me later. Cheers Ben, Ben. That's one to try. I
Speaker 5: love the so that, Thank you very much. Mine's a
Speaker 5: blowing bay as is. This comes from an organization known
Speaker 5: as the Heatherington Family Christian Our snack genius is choc
Speaker 5: zells chock cells. You need to get a family block
Speaker 5: of chocolate, family block of chocolate, crush it up into
Speaker 5: the single blocks, then half those squares and stick the
Speaker 5: half squares into the middle of a cheesel Oh, yeah
Speaker 5: it would fit. Then you get some macas fries dipped
Speaker 5: into maccas ice cream. Put it all together. It back
Speaker 5: to it is randomly chucking things together. All right, let's
Speaker 5: go to line take some ideas to snack genius for tomorrow.
Speaker 5: First of all, we go the masters call back with
Speaker 5: some new material. Adrian's on the line, who gave us
Speaker 5: the original idea for this.
Speaker 13: The Master's back, Morning, guys.
Speaker 5: And snake genius. What have you got for us this week?
Speaker 13: This one get a lot of screwed up faces, but
Speaker 13: it is awesome. You gotta have start with nice fresh bread,
Speaker 13: a Grannie Smith apple and a mars bar.
Speaker 4: Okay, it doesn't go together for me in my head yet, No.
Speaker 13: No, But give the apple a peal, slice it nice
Speaker 13: and thin, get the mars bar and slice it on
Speaker 13: a bit of an angle, nice and thin, and some
Speaker 13: good fresh bread and put it all together and it'll
Speaker 13: blow your mind.
Speaker 5: I don't think it will. These things, the sharpness of
Speaker 5: the apple and then the mars bar. I can't see
Speaker 5: how that works, super eat.
Speaker 13: I couldn't. I couldn't see how it worked either until
Speaker 13: I had it.
Speaker 5: Well, you know you're the master.
Speaker 4: We will try it, and do we butter the bread?
Speaker 13: Personally? I don't butter the bread, but that's your choice.
Speaker 13: But I don't normally butter the bread in any sandwich.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I might do ano the way
Speaker 5: you were talking about, sort of thinly slicing it like
Speaker 5: you would do a love Lee ham ls. I might
Speaker 5: go to the teddy countering. I just wanted to slice
Speaker 5: up my mask by get.
Speaker 13: Them to get him to run up through that machine.
Speaker 5: You're going to be highly trained on that.
Speaker 13: I'm pipting your mind end up with a finger in.
Speaker 5: Through that Adriam the Master, Thank you very much to
Speaker 5: give us a cool take care of no problem, David,
Speaker 5: good morning, Good morning Christian and Patsio. We got David.
Speaker 5: What's the snack genius for us?
Speaker 19: My snack genius is absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 13: Takes five seconds. Both get chips with.
Speaker 1: A dash of Tabasco sauce.
Speaker 5: Oh this is awesome.
Speaker 13: An explosion in your mouth.
Speaker 5: Yeah you got it, mate. I love this. This sort
Speaker 5: of thing you have after the first beer on a
Speaker 5: Friday or something that right, and.
Speaker 19: You can keep drinking.
Speaker 4: David, do you individually do each chip? I guess as
Speaker 4: it comes out of the bag, you do it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 19: A little couple of drops you don't want too much
Speaker 19: otherwise the chip dog, So a couple of.
Speaker 5: Dash and then David, that's a great one. Yeah we'll
Speaker 5: chut that in the mix. Okay, David, that's brilliant. Thank
Speaker 5: you very much for that.
Speaker 13: Way very much.
Speaker 5: Well, by now easy with the cutting off the corners
Speaker 5: out the collect Okay, the butcher of back, Dad's back,
Speaker 5: chopping them around like that to heavy Good morning, Good
Speaker 5: morning Christian, Debbie. Whatsnack genius if you got for us?
Speaker 10: Well, this is your genus. Banana and bacon pizza.
Speaker 5: Wow, how does it work? What are the taste sensations
Speaker 5: we'd get with that?
Speaker 10: You get the sweet and savory and the caramelization of
Speaker 10: banana with the with the bacon, that's all, you know,
Speaker 10: punchy and fantastic.
Speaker 4: So are you making a pizza from scratch? Are you
Speaker 4: getting a margarita? Say? And then putting the banana and
Speaker 4: bacon on top.
Speaker 10: I usually make it some scratch having the cheese on it,
Speaker 10: maybe not for best, but banana and bacon with the.
Speaker 5: Wait, you don't even cheese. It's a cheese let's pizza.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you can put some cheese on it.
Speaker 21: But it was.
Speaker 5: This is the end of the world. This is what
Speaker 5: the end of the world looks like. A doey Bananay,
Speaker 5: no way, it's an insult to a pizza.
Speaker 4: Pancakes as well, it's not even I wouldn't even call
Speaker 4: it a pizza anymore.
Speaker 5: It's all right, Denie, this agreed never to try that one.
Speaker 5: I would take one last one. David, Good morning, David,
Speaker 5: Good morning, David. What have you got for us?
Speaker 19: Pretty simple evolves one ingredient in a sandwich, preak, som
Speaker 19: bonds Christmas and.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is more like, yeah, I want that now.
Speaker 4: Ye God, that is brilliant.
Speaker 5: David. How long have you been sat on that genius idea?
Speaker 19: We discovered about eight nine years ago on a building
Speaker 19: side pretty fasty morning.
Speaker 5: Necessity is the mother of invention, is it? You're cold
Speaker 5: on a building side? All you had was the same
Speaker 5: breasts and cinemon. That's great. I love it, David. That's
Speaker 5: definitely want to try brilliant one. Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Thank you, all right, we've got to go to the news.
Speaker 5: These are all brilliant. Apart from Debbie's one. Email me
Speaker 5: if you got any more. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 5: com dot au.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: I came home from another long day of podcasting after
Speaker 4: this show.
Speaker 5: That sounds like someone that a Bruce Springsteen song, you know,
Speaker 5: working down that mine a long day podcaster, which involves
Speaker 5: sat on your backside pressing record.
Speaker 4: So I come from here three hours here than into
Speaker 4: that podcast forty five minutes turns into an hour.
Speaker 5: Who will your story be told this weekend? On sixty minutes?
Speaker 5: Is he working too hard? The Jackpost story?
Speaker 4: So I come home with my lunch box after the
Speaker 4: long day.
Speaker 5: Just wiping the grease off your forehead.
Speaker 4: I come inside and Biank has decided that she wants
Speaker 4: to paint a feature wall in the house in one room.
Speaker 4: So feature wall is just like a bright color on
Speaker 4: one wall. Don't have to paint the rest of the walls,
Speaker 4: just one wall. So she's gone out and got sample paints.
Speaker 4: I thought you start with like those pelletts, you know
Speaker 4: you swatch, Yes, watch, that's it where you can go, Okay,
Speaker 4: we'll look at that and go, oh do we like green? No,
Speaker 4: we prefer the mustard. She's just gone out and get
Speaker 4: the sample paints. She's done a big stripe of green,
Speaker 4: big stripe of mustard, and a big stripe of aqua
Speaker 4: and must.
Speaker 5: Are you aware of any of this conversation about the
Speaker 5: feature No, no, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know about the feature wall. She's usually been in charge
Speaker 4: of interior design. She gets a lot of house plans
Speaker 4: for the house. So I come home to the three
Speaker 4: different colors and she says, yes, I thought we'd have
Speaker 4: a feature warm. So now it's just up there. All
Speaker 4: the sample paints are on the wall.
Speaker 5: Honestly, right, it's like six foot stripes.
Speaker 3: You know what, though, Jack? She probably told you a
Speaker 3: week ago, but you weren't listening.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, that reminds me of the conversation that
Speaker 4: we had on the weekend that I don't listen enough
Speaker 4: and I got into trouble for that. So that is true,
Speaker 4: path and I might get into trouble again today that
Speaker 4: I didn't hear about it. But now we've got to
Speaker 4: spend our weekend priming over those colors.
Speaker 5: Which we should We go for the mustard, right, He's
Speaker 5: going for the mustard, and.
Speaker 4: We've got to put the mustard on the wall. So
Speaker 4: not only is it now, it's turned into a job
Speaker 4: for me as well all weekend got to paint again.
Speaker 5: And you still have another hatstand? Is the hatstand rack? Oh?
Speaker 4: Sorry, the hat is up?
Speaker 5: Oh jo oh my, that's incredible. Wow the hatstand is that?
Speaker 5: What are five or six weeks? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Five weeks?
Speaker 5: Okay, So it's a mustard color then on a white wall,
Speaker 5: so you don't you have to like prep it. You'll
Speaker 5: have to do a coat of like that water around
Speaker 5: the original color.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll definitely have to do primate because you've got
Speaker 4: to go over now the greens that we.
Speaker 5: Listen to us just a couple of radio DJs. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we are so paint.
Speaker 4: Okay, well you painted your daughters recently.
Speaker 5: To start and going down to a friend's house until
Speaker 5: each time. I enjoyed it so much I've offered to
Speaker 5: go and help him paint at the weekend. He thought
Speaker 5: it was chunky. Yeah, even my wife said, I was
Speaker 5: just going, you don't have to do that, no, no, no, wan.
Speaker 5: So I really enjoyed it. I found it quite mindfulness,
Speaker 5: that's true. It's something very just a single thing you're doing.
Speaker 5: You just have to focus on the stroke of the
Speaker 5: brush and all that and thattually quite nice. Do you
Speaker 5: want to come around this?
Speaker 4: The invite is opened. If you want to paint the
Speaker 4: mustard on the wall.
Speaker 5: Bring my hat hanging. This has happened to me years ago.
Speaker 5: I remember I came home from from work and there
Speaker 5: was unmistakably a for sale sign outside the house. And
Speaker 5: not only had we not talked about selling the house
Speaker 5: at all, we hadn't talked about selling the house at all,
Speaker 5: that's it. And I went indoors obviously wasn't happening. I said,
Speaker 5: why is there for sales sign at the front of
Speaker 5: our house? Went, oh, you know what? I just put
Speaker 5: it up there just to see what office we get.
Speaker 5: We don't even have been like six months beforehand, right,
Speaker 5: just done the place up anyway. Ten minutes later there's
Speaker 5: one of those little weasels from the estate agent turning
Speaker 5: up to take it away and he goes to me,
Speaker 5: happens all the time, So so what did you come
Speaker 5: home to? This happens a lot. Okay when you just
Speaker 5: come in the front door, something has changed, the wind
Speaker 5: has changed, and there's some new director that's been laid
Speaker 5: down and like Jack said, you know now that's your weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's no consultation and we've got no right of reply
Speaker 5: because this is not worth it, is it? What did
Speaker 5: you come home to? You came home something were different.
Speaker 5: We want to know what it was.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Still getting emails coming in about your snack genius ideas
Speaker 5: and recipes, simple and tasty jam and letter sandwich.
Speaker 4: No, no, no way no, And.
Speaker 5: I love this song as well. There was a family
Speaker 5: on the Heatherington Family, remember I mentioned them. Then there
Speaker 5: one was all the chocolate and the cheesels. They've emailed
Speaker 5: back three different phone numbers to get hold of.
Speaker 4: Them they were chocolate cheesels. Then that's McDonald's fries with
Speaker 4: the McDonald's too much going.
Speaker 5: On, three different phone numbers, and then the third one
Speaker 5: in brackets after it. You have to ask for Glenn
Speaker 5: when you ring that one. What am I getting involved in?
Speaker 5: It's Glenn there. Please, I'm trying to get hold of
Speaker 5: the Heathering family. But they're snack genius, all right, Late
Speaker 5: La Party. Some of your emails that have come in
Speaker 5: we call them late law Party. Nothing we talk about
Speaker 5: on the show is no topic has ever left completely dead.
Speaker 5: You can pick it up whenever you want. This comes
Speaker 5: from Anthony with an H. Christian. Yesterday show, Patsy was
Speaker 5: talking about remembering having her nappy changed. Yeah, what calls
Speaker 5: we had yesterday, calls that we were always remember for
Speaker 5: a very long time. We were talking about earliest memories
Speaker 5: and I did not know that. I thought it was
Speaker 5: pretty incredible that Patsy claimed to have remembered having her
Speaker 5: nappy changed two years old. Two years old. Yep, Christian
Speaker 5: about Patsy claiming to have remembered having her nappy change?
Speaker 5: Are you sure she wasn't just a bit slow at
Speaker 5: potty training? And it was and she remembers it because
Speaker 5: it was when she was eighteen or nineteen.
Speaker 3: Coming very nice, so great.
Speaker 5: Actually, Anthony, thank you very much. Mammoth jigsaw is a
Speaker 5: subject of this heading from Marion Christian. The other week
Speaker 5: on the show, you were talking about Jack doing his
Speaker 5: one thound some piece jigsaw of a Croatian harbor. Yes,
Speaker 5: it's and whether or not he was going to dismantle it.
Speaker 5: About eight years ago, I completed a five thousand piece
Speaker 5: jigsaw on my dining room table. I liked it so
Speaker 5: much that I've left it there and had glass fitted
Speaker 5: over it. Wow, I mean, Marian, I'll say this. You
Speaker 5: like them tigers? Huh one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Speaker 5: nine tigers frame a central tiger making up number ten.
Speaker 5: That is a lot of tigers there. I also have
Speaker 5: a coffee table with the German castles. What is it?
Speaker 5: But castle's another state? Was it harbors marines and castles
Speaker 5: the German castle as well. Jigsaws can be useful. That's
Speaker 5: from Marion Christian. Was catching up on a podcast and
Speaker 5: normally listened to the shows. I'm driving to work in
Speaker 5: the morning, but couldn't of the day heard you talking
Speaker 5: about cuddlers and Jack took a particular interest in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did not take a particular.
Speaker 5: Let me ask the producers, producers, what was he like
Speaker 5: researching after the show and sort of reading out prices
Speaker 5: as well, and where would he get a cuddler from.
Speaker 18: He definitely was looking that up and then might have
Speaker 18: bookmarked it as well.
Speaker 4: I was saying, how ludicrous it is that it's saying
Speaker 4: that they're just cuddles, but it would say like.
Speaker 5: Oh, someone's getting very defensive head cuddlers.
Speaker 4: For two hours of cuddles one hundred and twenty dollars
Speaker 4: for an overnight cuddle to seven hundred dollars, Like.
Speaker 5: You know all the prices, don't you. Christian was catching
Speaker 5: up on the podcast and talking about cuddlers. Though it
Speaker 5: was not very popular here or people doing more than cuddling,
Speaker 5: it's very very commonplace in Japan. With modern lifestyle moving
Speaker 5: at fast place there, Japanese people are becoming more lonely.
Speaker 5: It's everywhere besides cuddlers to ease stress or loneliness. This
Speaker 5: has given me an idea, actually, I might start hiring
Speaker 5: myself out the weekend. People can also rent a dad
Speaker 5: for company. Listen if there's anyone listening that's prepared to
Speaker 5: just sickly fifty bucks. I'll come around for an hour.
Speaker 5: We'll have a chat with a cup of tea, a
Speaker 5: Tim Tam, and then I'll be on my way. Rent
Speaker 5: out a dad. I love the idea. Why a dad?
Speaker 4: We should rent you out? Anybody who wants to.
Speaker 5: Pay me out? Yeah, paid my dad.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: So we're doing isolated vocal now. This is where we
Speaker 5: play back a isolated raw vocal. None of the instruments,
Speaker 5: nothing else, just the voice. And this is from one
Speaker 5: of the biggest selling singles of nineteen ninety eight. Originally
Speaker 5: it was mooted to be a song for Alanis Morissette,
Speaker 5: but she moved on to do another song, but they
Speaker 5: went this with the Goo Goo Dolls and Iris. John
Speaker 5: Rezesnik is the lead single of this. This is an
Speaker 5: amazing song. Became the most played song around the world
Speaker 5: of nineteen ninety eight. In Ireland, it's the most popular
Speaker 5: single of all time. I don't know why the Irish
Speaker 5: love it so much, but number one here in Australia, UK, America,
Speaker 5: I think number one for eight weeks in America. Goo
Speaker 5: Goo Dolls Iris is this week's star of the Isolated Vocal.
Speaker 17: And care Fight the tears that ain't coming, Oh, the moment, the.
Speaker 16: Truth in your lies, when everything feels like the move
Speaker 16: is yeah you be just know you alive And I
Speaker 16: don't want to see me because I don't think today
Speaker 16: understand whenever things made have been broken.
Speaker 17: I just want you to know. I just want you
Speaker 17: to know why. I just want you to know why.
Speaker 17: I just want you to know why.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you heard that in a different way,
Speaker 5: but I appreciate that a different way. Actually, it's a
Speaker 5: song I've played many many times of the years on
Speaker 5: the radio. I realized what a beautiful love song that is.
Speaker 5: Actually Goo Goo Dolls Aris this week's isolated Vocal eleven
Speaker 5: minutes past on Gold is the Christian O'Connell show for
Speaker 5: Chemist Whales. This week, there's been news in Tasmania of
Speaker 5: quicksand I mean really bad. It's like swallowing up cars,
Speaker 5: a horse, cup of animals. Sadly got a horse. Yeah
Speaker 5: you imagine that though, to take a horse? Yeah? So,
Speaker 5: but as a kid, quicksand there wasn't any I don't
Speaker 5: believe it exists in England, right, but the idea of it.
Speaker 5: I was terrified that one day I could just be
Speaker 5: walking along and then suddenly get drawn in, you know,
Speaker 5: and then someone would try and rescue me, and then
Speaker 5: they'd come in as well.
Speaker 4: The herder you pull and fight against it apparently was
Speaker 4: the faster you think. That's what I remember.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just thought, God, what a horrible way to
Speaker 5: exit this planet with quicksand luck At the age of
Speaker 5: forty seven, I haven't come up against it yet, but
Speaker 5: any day I'm leaving this Randio stage, I'm always thinking
Speaker 5: today could be the day.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm surprised there's Australian quicksand I've never come across
Speaker 4: it in my thirty two years.
Speaker 5: Hi, So this morning, I want to know what scared
Speaker 5: you as a kid, because actually, even just reading the
Speaker 5: news story yesterday, I was like, my god, I'm not
Speaker 5: safe from its stall. I thought it was over. I
Speaker 5: thought the quick I thought there was no more quicksand
Speaker 5: in the world. They stopped inventing it or had stop
Speaker 5: being created. Now it's still around twenty twenty. Can't get
Speaker 5: any worse for me now COVID the bushfires are now
Speaker 5: quicksand in Tasmania is it's on its way here. I'm terrified.
Speaker 5: I didn't sleep last night. So I want to know
Speaker 5: what scared you as a kid. This was a big
Speaker 5: fear for me. Quicksand and what was under the bed
Speaker 5: as well. I'd have to check about five times every
Speaker 5: night what was under the bed even to this day. Right,
Speaker 5: Well now I don't have it under the bed because
Speaker 5: I broke a bed at the weekend.
Speaker 4: That's why you've never slept. Yes, the mattress has strode
Speaker 4: on the floor.
Speaker 5: What scared of you, Patsy? As a kid? You know what?
Speaker 3: I how did? That character? Catwasel Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah Cat.
Speaker 3: My brothers were into it.
Speaker 5: He was like, oh you lived in a in a
Speaker 5: kind of septic tank.
Speaker 4: Yah, I've never of this.
Speaker 3: Catwoysl He was scary and he had whiskers in one Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was deeply, deeply traumatic. Honestly, the kids stuff in
Speaker 5: the eighties that they've fed us. So it's the reason
Speaker 5: why the world's the messag is these days is kids
Speaker 5: keep people that were traumatized as kids. What's it for you,
Speaker 5: Jack Well?
Speaker 4: The thing that scared me most as a kid never
Speaker 4: got made into a horror film or never got used
Speaker 4: as a story to defer kids away from being bad.
Speaker 4: Mine was the stonefish. Now you might never have heard
Speaker 4: of the stonefish is just.
Speaker 5: The one that goes up your peepe.
Speaker 4: No, no, have you that? Yeah? Something in a.
Speaker 3: River where Sidney Amazon, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, the stonefish is in Australia. I remember being told
Speaker 4: at a young age that a stonefish looks exactly like
Speaker 4: a rock and if you stand on it, you will die.
Speaker 4: And so I was so scared of anything that you
Speaker 4: couldn't see underwater. So I wouldn't go in any water
Speaker 4: that I couldn't still see my feet and where I
Speaker 4: was standing. And I would anytime there was seaweed or rocks,
Speaker 4: I would give that a wide berth in the in
Speaker 4: the bay because of stonefish.
Speaker 5: Just as I thought I knew, I was familiar with
Speaker 5: all the very and there are a lot of deadly
Speaker 5: animals in this country.
Speaker 4: Stone fish, stonefish.
Speaker 5: Oh my, that in quicksands that she quite a traumatic
Speaker 5: morning for me. Is it true that I think with
Speaker 5: the stone.
Speaker 4: It but it just looks like a stone. It looks
Speaker 4: like a stone.
Speaker 5: Well, why do you die immediately?
Speaker 8: Stonefish?
Speaker 5: Do you get five seconds?
Speaker 4: Said?
Speaker 5: Goodbye? I mean, what happens is this instant just a viscerating.
Speaker 4: That's that's why I remember being told if.
Speaker 5: Anyone tells us more about stonefish, give us a call.
Speaker 5: But what scared you as a kid? What terrified you
Speaker 5: as a kid? And what the head is a stonefish?
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: One of the things that said Jack post as a
Speaker 5: kid was a stonefish. So it's a fish. I've just
Speaker 5: seen the photos of it. It does as the title said,
Speaker 5: it's exactly because stand on an instant death. Karen, you
Speaker 5: can tell us more about the terrifying stonefish.
Speaker 22: Good morning everyone. I'm a first day trainer with Red Cross,
Speaker 22: so we talk about all the nasty things that we've
Speaker 22: got in Australia, and one of them, of course, is
Speaker 22: the stonefish. It's part of the scorpionfish family and it
Speaker 22: actually has venom in the spines on its back. So
Speaker 22: it lies in shallow water and you stand on it,
Speaker 22: the venoms go, the spines go into your foot. It
Speaker 22: injects venom and it's not actually life threatening, but apparently
Speaker 22: the pain is so bad that grown men beg to die.
Speaker 5: I don't know what I mean. That's almost worse than
Speaker 5: I'm begging for death. What a vicious little thing because
Speaker 5: I actually trod on it then, don't look like a stone.
Speaker 22: Yeah, it sounds horrible. There is no anti venom available,
Speaker 22: but people need to go to hospital for pain.
Speaker 5: Reckon. Yeah, I mean I think if I was rolling
Speaker 5: around begging for death, I need to go to the hospital.
Speaker 4: But let's finish the day at the beach first. You
Speaker 4: only just got here.
Speaker 5: Suck it up, Dad, please me. That's incredible, Karen.
Speaker 22: Yeah, sounds revolting. And you get quite infections from it
Speaker 22: as well, because they're all you can probably see from
Speaker 22: the photos, but they're all kind of covered in certain
Speaker 22: moss and stuff, so they actually gets quite infected as well.
Speaker 22: But the spines can break off in the foot, so
Speaker 22: they'll need to be surgically removed.
Speaker 5: Karen.
Speaker 22: That's great.
Speaker 5: Are they Are they common?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's very much right in Australia everywhere.
Speaker 22: Yep.
Speaker 5: That is it?
Speaker 4: Time to go home?
Speaker 5: Is it? Back?
Speaker 22: Up?
Speaker 15: Everyone?
Speaker 5: I got bad news. It's just I'll tell you on
Speaker 5: the way to the airport.
Speaker 4: We're going back.
Speaker 5: It has not what stonefish I've never heard of. Say
Speaker 5: that's terrified. Karen. Thank you. Very much.
Speaker 4: You call.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's awesome. Stay there, we'll send your prize. Heather,
Speaker 5: good morning, Good morning, guys. They're going tell well, I
Speaker 5: don't feel very well right now, worried about begging for
Speaker 5: death Stonefish, Heather, what scared you? As a kid?
Speaker 18: Movie called Trilogy of Terror? It was about adult They
Speaker 18: had a bracelet that fell off and come to license,
Speaker 18: I had killed the lady. My family had gone to
Speaker 18: overseas and they'd bought me some dolls, and I was
Speaker 18: scared of them ever since. They they scared the hell
Speaker 18: out of me handle dolls. And then now like my dad,
Speaker 18: now I'm forty six years old. My dad's told my daughter,
Speaker 18: my nine year old daughter about it. My daughter thinks
Speaker 18: it's hilarious. And she decided to watch the movie on
Speaker 18: YouTube and take a screenshot and put the SOTO on
Speaker 18: her I pad my hair picture.
Speaker 5: Yeah, kids love you.
Speaker 4: Kids are scared.
Speaker 5: Kids scared these days, sanitized now by all this horrible stuff.
Speaker 5: It's rare for us to be traumatized by a movie.
Speaker 5: But now there's loads.
Speaker 18: Of them, aren't They watch Annabelle and all that, and
Speaker 18: I won't watch it.
Speaker 5: Watching annabat nine, she would be.
Speaker 18: No, she's not scared of anything, but nine. You can't
Speaker 18: do this movie. Can't do it. My dad thinks it's hilarious,
Speaker 18: and I'm yeah, I can't do it, can't do it
Speaker 18: at all.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. She cool. Have a good day.
Speaker 5: Worried to you too, Bethan, Good morning, Hi, good.
Speaker 21: Morning, Christian. How is everyone?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 20: All right?
Speaker 5: And what scared you as a kid?
Speaker 21: When I was at all I actually thought an anvil
Speaker 21: would fall out of the sky and wash me way
Speaker 21: too many loony humors And didn't actually realize this until
Speaker 21: I was, you know, embarrassing me a little bit older
Speaker 21: that they physically couldn't happen. And it's not a danger
Speaker 21: of every day incredible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a falling piano as well, or standing on
Speaker 5: a rake or a nining boards hitting you in the face. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I remember the the the falling anvil from above. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's funny, that's very good.
Speaker 4: I've ever been seen in the anvil?
Speaker 5: I love. And also the other thing I used to
Speaker 5: be terrified from watching those Roadrunner cartoons, dynamite sticks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I seen dynamite sticks.
Speaker 5: You don't get a lot of movies that used to
Speaker 5: use a lot to the dynamite.
Speaker 4: Sad and it said T and T on the same
Speaker 4: You don't.
Speaker 5: See that anymore if we were using dynamite sticks anymore. Beth,
Speaker 5: And thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian. Yes, there is anti venom for stonefish. It's made
Speaker 5: here in Melbourne. Oh my mum used to just put
Speaker 5: vix Vapo rub on anything that was ever wrong with me.
Speaker 5: It's probably vixed Vapo rubs. Just just just put that on
Speaker 5: anything about what was wrong with me. I'm bleeding, mum.
Speaker 5: I just got the vixed Vapo rub. A j is
Speaker 5: on the line. So we've been talking about what scaredules
Speaker 5: a kid. I think the Scared Chap post as a
Speaker 5: kid was something I've ever heard of called a stonefish,
Speaker 5: a fish that does look like a stone. Just describe
Speaker 5: the video you've just shown me as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's a stone. It's a fish that sits
Speaker 4: in shallow water, looks like a rock and has sparks
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 5: Where does it get off doing that? As well? I'm
Speaker 5: just going for another walk, I mean, no harm.
Speaker 4: It has sparks on its back. And we just watched
Speaker 4: a video where they put like a piece of foam
Speaker 4: onto one of the spikes and it shoots venomum up into.
Speaker 5: The incredible Patsy. Yeah. Anyway, AJ's on the line. He
Speaker 5: a survivor's story. He was been stung by stonefish. AJ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christian, I survived the stonefish attack one week after
Speaker 1: arriving in Australia. I was eleven years old.
Speaker 5: Wow, So what happened? Where were you?
Speaker 1: I was then on the beach, then on the peninsula,
Speaker 1: and I lost my balance so I put my hand
Speaker 1: down other than my foot to steady myself and it
Speaker 1: looked like a rock. And yeah, literally looked like a rock.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it sure wasn't. So ended up in hospital
Speaker 1: for the rest of the afternoon.
Speaker 5: That's an a J. Did you at any point pray for death?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, As I said, I was eleven, Wow, that's that,
Speaker 1: and i'd been I'd been in Australia one week.
Speaker 5: One week as you're welcome to Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: Okay, there were no other side effects after you obviously
Speaker 5: got treated in the hospital.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just started be giddy for a
Speaker 1: couple of hours, but otherwise, you know, I'm still here
Speaker 1: to tuggle on the.
Speaker 5: Title AJ thank you very much, you take care, no worries.
Speaker 5: He still sounds a bit giddy to me.
Speaker 2: Now the Christian O'Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Just to give you an update in case any of
Speaker 5: you are worried about the properties of T and T
Speaker 5: and explosives. Huggy, who works here, just told Jack and
Speaker 5: I T and T isn't actually that explosives and it
Speaker 5: took them thirty years to work out that you could
Speaker 5: blow stuff up with it. I actually said to him,
Speaker 5: how do you even know that? He goes, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Then there he goes, I was watching Boomerang yesterday. Did
Speaker 5: you know that the new Bugs Bunny Alma Fudd doesn't
Speaker 5: have a gun. It's a kids TV channel, Huggy, that's
Speaker 5: what he does during the song. I think he watches
Speaker 5: kids TV cartoon shows.
Speaker 4: Huggy doesn't have young kids anymore. Grow up.
Speaker 5: But all that in the space of that song. Amazing.
Speaker 5: All right, Today's time waste is make a movie scarier.
Speaker 5: We're talking about what scared you as a kid. So
Speaker 5: we're talking to about what scared you as a kid.
Speaker 5: But just a rio of Austin to always give a
Speaker 5: little bit details when we do the artwork. Time. Have
Speaker 5: you seen these?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it today?
Speaker 5: All right. Celebrities were strange phobias. Billy Bob Thornton, great actor,
Speaker 5: has a crippling fear of antique furniture. Jennifer Anison can't
Speaker 5: go underwater. Come on, surely in one of her movies,
Speaker 5: she must go underwater. I want to get her on
Speaker 5: the atwork time waster to find out. Can she really
Speaker 5: go underwater? She can't go underwater. Maybe that's what broke
Speaker 5: her and bred up couldn't go Oh, maybe she's finding
Speaker 5: a stonefish.
Speaker 4: But maybe that's why her hair is always so good.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're right, you're quite right. Nicole kidman's terrified of butterflies.
Speaker 5: Can't even know of clothes hangers. Rio start making these up.
Speaker 5: Come on, do your research, all right then, So make
Speaker 5: a movie scarier. Make a movie scarier. I've got a
Speaker 5: reservoir wolves. What's scared of them? A dog? A wolf? Wolves?
Speaker 4: Hey, given that goat?
Speaker 5: We brought a boom gold snow white, and there's seven
Speaker 5: garden gnomes. I find gardens terrifying. Bronze, the sound of mucus,
Speaker 5: silver plus nutting hill have eyes terrifying. Richard Curtis turns
Speaker 5: to horror, nutting Hill have Eyes, Silver, Moldy Dick, Moby
Speaker 5: Dick is a movie he's gone on. Moldies, oldies, moldy Dick. Okay,
Speaker 5: what have you got, Jack? Make a movie scarier.
Speaker 4: If someone takes that in, he would not read it out.
Speaker 4: He would say, no, there's something about bloody Mary.
Speaker 5: That's good. That's very good.
Speaker 4: Gold men, whosteric ghosts.
Speaker 5: That's funny. Silver plus Ouiji bought a zoo. Oh, that's gold,
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Speaker 5: Just take wegi bought a zoo. It is brilliant, really
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Speaker 5: All right, it's two hundred dollars. eBay, vouchue, you got
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Speaker 4: But now, I mean you've just given me such a
Speaker 4: random applauses.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's impressed with that. That's good, that's good work.
Speaker 5: What if you're looking out there?
Speaker 4: All right, give you one more. We're the wild things.
Speaker 5: Aha, shed a pete on that's very good, gold as well.
Speaker 5: Those are all great mates.
Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Good morning to Kate Richard's I've got your email. It
Speaker 5: isn't entirely unbroadcastable, but it really really made me laugh.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you after this link. We have had hundreds
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Speaker 5: some really funny ones. Very much everyone, all right, then
Speaker 5: make a movie scarier today. We've were talking about things
Speaker 5: are scared you as a kid. We found about some
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Speaker 5: that's really clever. Stratos Tiger super fan still out there
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Speaker 5: put your name on it. Always put your name on
Speaker 5: the aurotext. We can give the credit you deserve four
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Speaker 5: I warn you now a lot of them have done
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Speaker 5: by Hannibal Letter Ghoul Runnings. Silver that's from Gibbo and Gelong. Oh,
Speaker 5: mother in law, we're out there, Silver, Sarah and Caroline
Speaker 5: spring Is still keeping the old mother and r humor going.
Speaker 5: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stonefish. That's half the press.
Speaker 5: That one, that's very good. Who did that? Well done? Mark,
Speaker 5: well done, Finding Nemo's Bones, Come on, many, but it
Speaker 5: is making a movie scarier Silver. This is a really
Speaker 5: really extreme one. You know, we're asking to make a
Speaker 5: movie scary. What's scarier than Patrina Jones's diary, Peter. That
Speaker 5: is really good, terribly just fine things happening to me
Speaker 5: every day today. I dreamt of another handel for the
Speaker 5: women and a stonefish going into his eyes. Dude, where's
Speaker 5: my carcass? Silver, Crouching Tiger, hidden stonefish Silver plus Adrian,
Speaker 5: well done, dude, where's my reflection?
Speaker 4: Oh oh you're a vampire?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Gold, very very good. Gold for that one when
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Speaker 5: well done, Million dollar rabies gold. The Hills have knives.
Speaker 5: It was scary when they had eyes. Now they've got
Speaker 5: knives and ives. Silver plus marking part. Uh, no, we're
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Speaker 10: Christian.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast