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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: My attitude was, why not.

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Speaker 4: I have at least wiped a little baby, but hey.

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Speaker 5: Maybe this show this baby rare.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 5: Hey, good morning, It's Monday morning. This is the Christian

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Speaker 5: O'Connell Show. We're back a week later than we should

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Speaker 5: have been back at work, and the reason why is

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Speaker 5: I got COVID, which is so wildly unoriginal. I think

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Speaker 5: it'd be more original if we come back on air

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Speaker 5: and said no one on the team has got COVID.

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Speaker 5: It did, and it kind of flattened me out last week.

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Speaker 5: But now I'm back and it's lovely to be back

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Speaker 5: with you. Jack Post, good morning.

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Speaker 4: Good morning Christiana. There's nothing like wishing people happy New Years.

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Speaker 4: On January twenty five.

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Speaker 5: I get into us and good morning, Patsy.

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Speaker 3: Morning mate. Good to have you back.

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Speaker 5: Guys. I've actually missed you, I really have. I've missed

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Speaker 5: the show, you know me. I was desperate to get

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Speaker 5: back last week. Jackie Boyer and I met up the

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Speaker 5: week before. We're making plans for the year. Some of

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Speaker 5: those have obviously changed, so it is great to get

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Speaker 5: the show back on air before I get into my

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Speaker 5: boring news over the last couple of weeks, Jackie White,

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Speaker 5: I'm dying to know. We are just under two months

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Speaker 5: out from obviously Papa post you're becoming a dad. What's

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Speaker 5: the latest. You're in a third trimester.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, only six weeks away hopefully from the dude date.

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Speaker 4: And we're going, well, the baby is cooking, he's getting ready,

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Speaker 4: he can't wait to come out.

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Speaker 5: And saying this like you've been talking to him or

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Speaker 5: someone doing some training sessions over the weekend. You love

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Speaker 5: like a footy coach.

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Speaker 4: I actually have. One of the things that Bianca keis

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Speaker 4: encouraging me to do is speak to the tummy, which

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Speaker 5: By the way, you know, you know, you say, it's

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Speaker 5: six weeks time and you're going to become a dad.

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Speaker 5: Maybe stop using language like speak to the tummy.

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Speaker 4: That's tummy.

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Speaker 5: You can be really surprised when when a boy comes out.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting seeker speaking to the belly though, because he

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Speaker 4: doesn't talk back. Yeah, there's nothing. You don't really get

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Speaker 4: anything from it. And they say that he can hear you,

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Speaker 4: but he could probably just hear me in normal speaking

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Speaker 5: Jackson about it's from the guy's point of view, Pats,

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Speaker 5: you're right. Like when my kids actually came out, I

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Speaker 5: was like, yeah, there really was a kid in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: because I wasn't completely sure. I just thought you'd been

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Speaker 5: a little bit lazy over the last night.

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Speaker 4: I get intimidated. I don't when she says, speak to

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Speaker 4: the belly, I don't know what to say to him.

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Speaker 4: I go down to the belly button and I go, ah, like,

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Speaker 4: what do I have in common with you?

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Speaker 6: Yet?

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Speaker 4: You don't know any I haven't seen any of the

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Speaker 5: And how is the anchor now? Because obviously it's been

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Speaker 5: it's been a glorious summer. I mean, a beautiful summer,

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Speaker 5: but it's hot, it's humid. She must just want the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's getting to a stage where I tell you what,

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Speaker 4: they didn't tell you to expect so much breathing, heavy breathing,

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Speaker 4: just in her day to day. Anywhere I am in

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Speaker 5: It's like dark fader, isn't it, waddling around.

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Speaker 4: The big exhales of.

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Speaker 3: Oh you think it's stressing me?

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I've got to say, and I know, I hope

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Speaker 7: Out tell me, have you got everything ready at the

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Speaker 5: For Jack That means it's jim gear.

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Speaker 4: We don't have the bags packing that sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: Six weeks plenty of time.

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Speaker 5: It is not people listen to list If babies can

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Speaker 4: I know, but if they came early, I'm sure would

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Speaker 4: have time to shove a few clothes, and you.

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Speaker 7: Need that bag ready, and you also need the Tesla

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Speaker 7: charged up. Don't believing it empty.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm going to get her to the hospital

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's so cool. It sounds like you're cross everything.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Jack and Patsy, we've missed you, guys. I hope you're

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Speaker 5: all well. It's going to be a big year for

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Speaker 5: Jackie boy. I can't believe it's only six weeks now.

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Speaker 4: Hey, in all honesty, what is the reason that Yankee

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Speaker 5: In the body. I would guess it is the diaphragm

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Speaker 5: obviously is being squished at the moment, which is the

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Speaker 4: But he gets the baby gets further and further down

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Speaker 4: on his journey to coming out into the world. Wouldn't

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Speaker 3: No, because his little legs are pushing.

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Speaker 7: If he's in what they call engage jack where their

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Speaker 3: So you get more and more breathless. Plus the heat

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Speaker 4: Rude.

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Speaker 5: For him to be kicking on her lungs, it is rude,

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Speaker 5: But it sounds like he's already taken after his old

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so we were supposed to be back on our

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Speaker 5: last week, and then I think it now, it's about

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Speaker 5: fifteen days ago my youngest daughter Lois got COVID and

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Speaker 5: my mother law Jackie staying with us. I say, staying

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Speaker 5: with us. There are two things that have happened over

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Speaker 5: the summer break. Right. COVID is only part of it.

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Speaker 5: The really big thing is that within two days, right,

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Speaker 5: To see this after two years apart, within forty eight hours.

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Speaker 5: My wife's going, yeah, I'm chatting to my mum earlier.

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Speaker 4: She's hardly touched it in the country.

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Speaker 5: you can come and visit anytime. Stay. Firstly I said

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Speaker 4: So is she still in the house with you guys,

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Speaker 5: Hey, yea, no, no, We had a good old intense

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Speaker 4: This is amazing.

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Speaker 5: Seventies seventy six year old, she knows no one to

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Speaker 4: Have you been encouraged to go then? Because would Sunday

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Speaker 5: It's Hillshong. She's joined hill They love a party. It's Hillsong,

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Speaker 4: Get rid of I think I saw her in the

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Speaker 4: news a great New Year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so she she's she's renting a place about five

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Speaker 5: the Bottler Garden. It still feels very I still feel

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Speaker 5: I haven't got it, No one's got it. Then suddenly

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Speaker 5: is completely different to Lois's because she's fifteen and I'm

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Speaker 5: forty eight. The kids have still been going like I

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Speaker 5: believe you got so ill with it. I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 4: I think it's because you laughed in the face of

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Speaker 5: Refer to COVID as the devil. I was. I was

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Speaker 5: The day I tested positive. I thought I'd be fine.

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Speaker 5: But I didn't know the devil was hiding. I was

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Speaker 5: Then I met the devil after three days, and what.

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Speaker 4: Did he do to you? How? How have you felt?

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Speaker 5: It's been great? It's just been so great. It's been

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Speaker 5: I tell you what made it worse. So after four days,

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Speaker 5: I've basically been I would have to just quarantine a

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Speaker 5: I was basically I'm not making this up right, I

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Speaker 4: And do you get to choose from a menu or

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Speaker 4: do you get cruel?

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Speaker 5: Like there's an extra line on the text. Would you

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Speaker 5: like some fresh water? I'm fine with the devil in here,

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Speaker 5: I might need a little bit of.

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Speaker 4: Like just assume all water I want is like it.

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Speaker 5: Would you like a cocktail, sir in a bar? You

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Speaker 5: know it's like, yeah, I'll need Why put fresh in

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Speaker 5: front of the water. What's she been giving me before that?

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Speaker 5: Straight out to just get stuff out of the yarra room.

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Speaker 4: We'll need to hydrate.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking a bit about building one of those

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Speaker 5: So the big news in our house. No, not me

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Speaker 5: Jackie boy, what have we got so far?

438
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Speaker 4: So far? An object that's in every grandparents house is

439
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,280
Speaker 4: the nest of occasionals.

440
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Speaker 5: Yep.

441
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:23,040
Speaker 4: The dark curtains are necessarily dark blackout curtains, and ceramic anything,

442
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,080
Speaker 4: ceramic figurines, and could I also add to the ceramic figurines,

443
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,520
Speaker 4: little glass figurines were the other things who weren't allowed

444
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:28,960
Speaker 4: to touch.

445
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,600
Speaker 5: Glass animals, glass animals and those sort of glass china

446
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,639
Speaker 5: as well, like the good china they used to call

447
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,520
Speaker 5: it from when a vicar would come around or something

448
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,359
Speaker 5: you know there was Old people have two grades of stuff.

449
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,359
Speaker 5: They've got the everyday stuff and they've got what they

450
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,640
Speaker 5: refer to mysteriously as the good stuff. The other people

451
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,160
Speaker 5: have talked about that are drug dealers. And the more

452
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,920
Speaker 5: you think about it, I wouldn't be surprised if a

453
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,639
Speaker 5: lot of old people are making drugs because you know

454
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,400
Speaker 5: they have heating on there very high in our hydroponics,

455
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,880
Speaker 5: those big heavy curtains, you know, Walter White at every

456
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:05,000
Speaker 5: it was basically making mess. I'm just saying. And also

457
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 5: they don't trust the banks. In fact, I am saying

458
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,439
Speaker 5: I don't trust old people. A lot of them are

459
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:10,119
Speaker 5: making drugs.

460
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,640
Speaker 4: Yeah there's cash buried in the front yard or backyard.

461
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. Why don't they trust the banks? I

462
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,760
Speaker 5: don't want a paper.

463
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,160
Speaker 4: Trail, mysterious chemicals underneath the kitchen sink.

464
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,760
Speaker 5: He's got drugs randomly around everywhere. This that the doctor

465
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,879
Speaker 5: has prescribed. The other thing, thinking about that, I remember

466
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Speaker 5: mine and and granddad used to have this word. It's

467
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:32,280
Speaker 5: a lot of Are they called Doiley's patsy doilies? Aren't

468
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,840
Speaker 5: they they are? Yeah?

469
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Speaker 4: We had a nan had a doiley on every arm

470
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Speaker 4: rest of every t.

471
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Speaker 5: Yes, Doileyes? Where would one even get Where would one

472
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,880
Speaker 5: even get hold of a doily? Where do you buy doilies?

473
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Speaker 3: Our spotlight would have you doiley?

474
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Speaker 5: They sell all kinds of that place.

475
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 7: And coasters, you know, you wouldn't serious.

476
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Speaker 5: When she rocked up this year, she was like, question,

477
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Speaker 5: where are the coasters? We don't have any because people

478
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 5: OCD they're terrified of you. It a stain. Terrified of stains,

479
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 5: aren't they old people. They've got one hundred and one

480
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,919
Speaker 5: use as of vinegar and stuff of that to get

481
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 5: all kinds of stains out coasters, coasters and doyleies. Add

482
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Speaker 5: that to the inventory. All right, let's get some calls now,

483
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Speaker 5: nine four one one four three. Good morning, Chris, Good morning,

484
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 5: welcome back. Thanks Chris. It's lovely to be back. I

485
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 5: hope you had a great Christmas summer yourself.

486
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 9: Yeah. I did. Yeah, I had a great time off.

487
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 9: I'm sort of nearing the end of it now, so

488
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 9: I'm sitting in the city at a cafe at the moment,

489
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 9: ready to do a job.

490
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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for the location report. This is

491
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 5: what we like this year. We want to change things

492
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 5: around on the callers. Always give us a quick sit rep. Chris,

493
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,400
Speaker 5: What do you think is in every old person's home made.

494
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,199
Speaker 9: Well, there's always some kind of wood turn thing like

495
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 9: a little side table or a standing lamp or something

496
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 9: like that. The old couple across the road from me

497
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 9: moved out recently due to health concerns, and they invited

498
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 9: me to come over and have a look at what

499
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 9: furniture I might have wanted from their place, and there

500
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 9: was probably twenty items of wood turning in there, but

501
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 9: there was one that looked like it used to be

502
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 9: a lamp, but it had nothing lamp like on it.

503
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,199
Speaker 9: It was just a base with a sort of a

504
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:14,120
Speaker 9: wood turned stick standing in a corner and it was Yeah,

505
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 9: it was an interesting thing, but I don't know whether

506
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,360
Speaker 9: i'd have it in my own home.

507
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got to wonder whether the new generations are

508
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,880
Speaker 5: going to keep the wood turning industry going.

509
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't think so. Maybe a standing lamp.

510
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 4: For it always had, Chris, It always had such a

511
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 4: heavy sheen on it. The well you could almost see yourself.

512
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,360
Speaker 9: Furnished and the lack of a dark round.

513
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 5: And that's another thing. You're right. They worship wood, right,

514
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 5: they love wood and wood turning. And they've always got

515
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 5: stuff like what's that sort of wood furniture polish where

516
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 5: down on an armrest it will just slide off?

517
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 9: Sure, lack that stuff probably not even a word in

518
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 9: the dictionary anymore.

519
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,959
Speaker 5: You're right, they like their furniture. Chris, Chris are going

520
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 5: to send you a price. Really funny cool mate, Have

521
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 5: a great day. Thank you very much for calling.

522
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: Brag you're listening to the Quest, you know, Carl's Show podcast.

523
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 5: Thank you very much all the messages coming in this morning.

524
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 5: It's great to be back. We're asking this morning. My

525
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 5: seventy six year old mother in law came here on

526
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 5: holiday over Christmas and decided to stay here and start

527
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 5: a new life here. She's been living in her own

528
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 5: little place, little rental for about six days now. It

529
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 5: was unfurnished, so we've sort of been scrambling around getting

530
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 5: bits of furniture and stuff like that, and we're trying

531
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Speaker 5: to think this morning, what is always in every single

532
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 5: old person's home, you know, and Grandad's time that you

533
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 5: go into. There are so many items coming in, Patsy,

534
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 5: what was it for you at Nan and Grandad's Mine?

535
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,159
Speaker 7: Ad and Po were hilarious they had these. It was

536
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 7: like an art installation. It was massive in the seventies,

537
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 7: oversized cuttlery. It was wooden and it was like a

538
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 7: massive fork and a massive knife, but like hung on

539
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 7: a wall like a picture.

540
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Speaker 5: It was remember my MoMA, My grandparents had that and

541
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Speaker 5: I've never already got that. It's not a sort of

542
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 5: thing that's carried on anymore. Why the giant knife and fork.

543
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 5: They had a spoon as well for the whole set.

544
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, my grandparents have the spoon as well. Maybe it's

545
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 4: to tell you how you're in the kitchen here. This

546
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 4: is what room you're in a large.

547
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Speaker 5: Reminder in case they got confused. Christian, what about those

548
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 5: blankets that they put over their knees. Yes, you're quite right.

549
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 5: Yes these aren't normal blankets. They are for the knees only.

550
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 5: I mean, whoever just gets I'm cold, but only around

551
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 5: my knee area. My have you a short blanket to

552
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 5: put on my knees? Yes, that's right, Christian. They alwayso

553
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 5: need a toilet doily that smells of lavender. I think

554
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 5: old people said, greete lavender. It's that that comes out

555
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 5: of their their paws. All right, let's get some more calls. So, Jack,

556
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 5: what is on the list so far of things that

557
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 5: you always find in old people's homes?

558
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 4: The nest of occasionals, the very dark curtains, anything ceramic,

559
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 4: ceramic animals or US animals. Chris gave us the what

560
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 4: did Chris give.

561
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 10: Us the.

562
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 5: Strug?

563
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 4: Remember we've had a seven week I didn't I didn't

564
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 4: forget that I was keeping the list the wood turning furniture,

565
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 4: and then you got it. Then thanks to Patty, they

566
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 4: wouldn't have known.

567
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 5: The other thing is as well. They love lamps, don't

568
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 5: they are those big, old of eight foot ones, the

569
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 5: old floor standing ones. And what about those lamps that

570
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 5: made out of seashells. Every farmer's market there's always some

571
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,199
Speaker 5: bearded wido selling them, who's very proud of himself that

572
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 5: he's made a about of seashells he got from the beach.

573
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 5: Let's take some more calls. Now we've got Joel here.

574
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 5: Good morning, Joel, Good morning crew, Are you good, Joel?

575
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 5: Welcome back to the show, Joel. What do you reckon?

576
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: Then?

577
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 5: In every single person's every old person's.

578
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 10: Home, ah well as far as inmantry goes in in

579
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 10: every single old person's out, especially if the grandmother is

580
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 10: still alive. I never remember the name on the team.

581
00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 10: There was a German brand of sugary goats like little biscuits,

582
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,239
Speaker 10: and the tin was always blue and round, and if

583
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 10: everyone in your grandparents' house and you open it up

584
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 10: to get a biscuit, it never have disten to it.

585
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 10: But it was always full of sewing kids like cottons

586
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 10: and needles and little bobbins, and it was always this

587
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 10: one brand, one thing. It was a German named Biscuit,

588
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 10: and it was always full of sewing.

589
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, you're right. It was blue, wasn't it.

590
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 5: I know the team, Yes, yeah, sewing stuff.

591
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 10: They've always got that to you and you still see

592
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 10: it now.

593
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, always ready to dance something. You know. They love

594
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 5: it if they see a whole as you've got a

595
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 5: whole news on there, leave it here and I'll done

596
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 5: that for you. Bobbin's That is a word only used

597
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 5: with the whole, But isn't it, Bobby.

598
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, my grandma had an un unlimited supply of old buttons.

599
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

600
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 3: You never know when you need a button yet.

601
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, random buttons, Joe, that's a great one. Let's go

602
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 5: to Peter now, Good morning, Peter, Welcome to the show.

603
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 6: Good morning Crission Peter.

604
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 5: What is in every old person's home?

605
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 6: Well, in every room in my house, I have a

606
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 6: pair of scissors and they have a torch.

607
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 5: Every room I've I've.

608
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 6: Got one of each on the kitchen sink, I've got

609
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 6: one of each on my desk, one of each on

610
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 6: the table next to my TV chair.

611
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 5: We're going to go around, one of each on.

612
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 6: My bedroom table, ye bedside table, and one of each

613
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 6: on the bathroom sink.

614
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 5: Now the torch, I understand. Okay, you get a power

615
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 5: out to chair. It happens. The scissors in every room.

616
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 5: Why do you need the abundance of scissors.

617
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 6: I'm not sure, but I always find myself needing scissors.

618
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 4: Don't give the image that you're cutting a lot of

619
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 4: stuff at night.

620
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 5: Or by torch like Jack, which is even more chilling.

621
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Speaker 5: New Netflix horror show The Cutter.

622
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 6: You need to cattle the cotton that you use. You're

623
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 6: swing kids.

624
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 5: Thanks you definitely back. Can't where there's always a rum

625
00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 5: one and inrate Jed, Jen, Hello, don't fall apart now, producers,

626
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 5: come on, maintain the line. Maintain that, Jen, you're with us.

627
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 6: I'm with you.

628
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 5: Good good, Sorry, I say, good man, Jen, thank you

629
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 5: very much for cool the show. What is in every

630
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 5: old person's home? Jen?

631
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 11: Ah, she needs a collection of some types. My m

632
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 11: here has had a collection of ols.

633
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 8: The last night was wise.

634
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, so go for go for tea and tetels.

635
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 5: O word, you're quite right. They need about two hundred

636
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 5: tea towels.

637
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 6: Two hundreds.

638
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 5: There are those thirtain type of tee taels too, that

639
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 5: have got like some kind of like lessons on them,

640
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 5: you know, whether it's like various naval or nots. You know,

641
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 5: tea towels you can get they've got like a load

642
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 5: of stuff on them as well, and stuff like that.

643
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 5: But yeah, teatowels. She needs an abundance of tee taels. Jen,

644
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 5: thank you very much. You cool.

645
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Speaker 6: Thank you.

646
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

647
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Speaker 5: A couple of weeks ago, I was driving past an

648
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Speaker 5: iconic landmark of Melbourne and I know there's the MCG

649
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 5: and I actually think this is just as iconic, but

650
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Speaker 5: not for certain reasons. I'm talking about the Montague Street Bridge,

651
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Speaker 5: and as I start approaching it, I actually got excited.

652
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 5: Way oh oh god, this is it. This is that

653
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 5: bridge that's always been hit and I don't understand how

654
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Speaker 5: if you drive a very large high sided lorry. You

655
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Speaker 5: know it's a very large high sided lorry, there are

656
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Speaker 5: warning signs. It's famous. We all know the Montague Street Bridge.

657
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Speaker 5: It's famous for one thing, the frequency that lorries go

658
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Speaker 5: into it.

659
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Speaker 4: Right before you even reach the bridge, what you notice

660
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 4: start to notice is the fifteen odd signs that warn

661
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Speaker 4: you that a low bridge is imminent.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, Jack, it is about fifteen. So you've

663
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Speaker 5: got to ignore every single one. But you've got an

664
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Speaker 5: amazing consistency, so you ignore all of them, right, not

665
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Speaker 5: just that shortly. You still see in some of those newsagents,

666
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 5: those sort of truckers magazines. There must have been articles

667
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 5: written about it. They must talk about it, the truckers. Okay,

668
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 5: they must get on the CBE radio say some of

669
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 5: the bozo. He's bringing a bad name to us truckers.

670
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Speaker 5: They must talk about it. They must know.

671
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Speaker 4: Maybe it's a hazing thing where you get on the

672
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Speaker 4: radio and then you're telling you've got to delivery in Montacue.

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Speaker 5: Three crips. We don't take you serious. Iness. You smashed

674
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Speaker 5: into the Montague Street bridge.

675
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Speaker 4: You lightweight when you're striped by getting into the bridge.

676
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 5: Sure, anyway, I'm thinking, you know, what is it? November

677
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 5: the twenty Sorry, it's January. The the COVID was really

678
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 5: bad November Puppa's and the Big Sick. He's looking forward

679
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 5: to Christmas January. Sorry, the show is pre recorded really badly.

680
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Speaker 5: It's November the fifteenth today, guys, No, it's January already

681
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 5: nervous now that I've got to get the date right.

682
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Speaker 5: Twenty fourth, that's it, thank you, what beautiful harmonies. January

683
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 5: the twenty fourth, And it is any day now, any

684
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 5: day now, that bridge is going to be here. Haven't

685
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 5: listened to this. This is Montague Street Bridge and it's

686
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 5: famous and beloved by Melbournians known as Monty. Now Monty

687
00:30:59,080 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 5: is known for one.

688
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 4: Thing, breaking news now and yet another truck has fallen

689
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 4: foul of the infamous Montague Street Bridge.

690
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 5: Another day, another truck under that awful bridge looks like

691
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 5: a removal of van has crashed.

692
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 4: But one hundred vehicles have smashed into the overpass in

693
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Speaker 4: the past six years alone. I'm not joking.

694
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 5: I've just turned around and there's a vehicle that's stuck

695
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 5: right now. That is amazing. That last bit is a

696
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 5: video of the Jacksaw tell us about that last guy.

697
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's making a video about how often Montague Street

698
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 4: Bridge gets hit by a truck. And while he's doing

699
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 4: his piece to camera, he turns around and there's a

700
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 4: truck wedge underneath the bridge. I've also found the website

701
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 4: how many days since the Montague Street Bridge has been hit?

702
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 4: This is dot com. This is great, so it gives

703
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 4: you a real time update. And at the moment it's

704
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Speaker 4: forty seven days, so it has any day here this year,

705
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 4: any day now.

706
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 5: This is incredible. By the way, do people call it Monty?

707
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 4: I've never heard that.

708
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 5: We never hit that, No, b that is such a

709
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 5: sort of TV and locals referred to it as Monty.

710
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 5: It's like, no, we don't. All right, So Jack, how

711
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 5: many days since the Montague Street Bridge has been hit?

712
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 4: It was December eighth last year, forty seven days since

713
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 4: it's been hit.

714
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 5: Any day could be today, could be the next hour,

715
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 5: could be in Patsy's news at eight o'clock this morning.

716
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 5: Let's now this morning, then do Montague Street Bridge bingo

717
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 5: give us a call, tell us the exact time and

718
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 5: date that you think it's next gonna go. It's got

719
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 5: to go any day now. I think on that news clip,

720
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 5: was this some like one hundred vehicles in six is

721
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 5: it six years?

722
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 4: Did he say, yeah, over one hundred vehicles, right.

723
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 5: So it's any day now. We'll give you a prize

724
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 5: to the person that can guess right. So just pick

725
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 5: the day and the time of the day to take

726
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 5: part in Montague Street Bridge bingo. We all know as Monty.

727
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.

728
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 5: So Montague Street Bridge it is. I honestly think it's

729
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: one of the landmarks of this city. To set an

730
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 5: email for Malex, we're talking about how often it gets hit,

731
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 5: and Alex is just e good morning out. It's Christian

732
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 5: love to hear you. Jacka pats back, Thank you, Alex.

733
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 5: We were picking up a rental car a couple of

734
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 5: weeks ago from Budget Rentals in Deer Park and they

735
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 5: have a wall of honor with pictures of rental trucks

736
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,959
Speaker 5: that have got Of course, it's not just hitting it,

737
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:19,479
Speaker 5: it's they get stuck under there. We were. They've got

738
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 5: wall of honor. If anyone works there and so on,

739
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 5: it works there gets someone to take a picture of

740
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 5: that and send it to us. I want to see

741
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 5: this wall of honor. This is what we're talking about.

742
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 5: This is why we're doing Montague Street Bridge bingo. Let's

743
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 5: play the music. So, Jackie Boy, how many days we

744
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 5: found there's a website that actually details how often it's

745
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 5: been here. How many days since Montague Street Bridge has

746
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 5: been driven into It's.

747
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 4: Been forty seven days. So it feels like it's in

748
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 4: the water. It's coming again.

749
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 5: It feels like it's in the water. That's obviously around

750
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 5: a lot of Jack's life at the moment. So we're

751
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 5: asking you to pick a day and a time of

752
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 5: day as well, and then if you are whenever it is,

753
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 5: could be the next day, it could be today, We'll

754
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 5: give you a prize. So reserve your spot on nine

755
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 5: four one four one four three. Good morning, Steph Heim,

756
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 5: Happy New Year, steph Okay, when do you think it's

757
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 5: going to go? When do you think someone's going to

758
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 5: hit Montague Street bridge?

759
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 6: I reckon, we still got some days left. So I'm

760
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 6: saying fib second at seven forty one A.

761
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Speaker 5: M okay, you're going wow, that is so precise. It

762
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 5: sounds like you got some insight knowledge there. You're just

763
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 5: going to drive into it to win the prize.

764
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 11: Well, I'm going to ask about that, is it?

765
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 5: I just suddenly realized hanging a minute, you know, if

766
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 5: I say we're doing like a thousand dollars, what's just

767
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 5: stop some you know what our listeners are lying. Within

768
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 5: five minutes we hear about twenty people under the bridge.

769
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 5: I'm running a cult here on my command. Everyone drive

770
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 5: into it.

771
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 4: No, the price should be missed to tell them, do

772
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 4: not tell them. Okay, you're a scrub daddy.

773
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 5: No, we're not carrying those over to this year. It's

774
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 5: a bit decent. I'm done with them, all right, Jim.

775
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 5: We've got your spot. Thank you very much. February the second,

776
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 5: seven forty one. David, Good morning, there we go, David,

777
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 5: when do you think is going to go?

778
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 6: Said?

779
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 8: Four ten thirty in the morning, got.

780
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 5: It, Thank you very much, David. Julie, good morning, good morning,

781
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 5: Good morning, Julie. Welcome to the show. When do you

782
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 5: think it's going to go? Montague Street Bridge and so

783
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 5: we're going to drive into.

784
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 11: It Wednesday, the sixteenth of February, eleven am. And the

785
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 11: reason I picked that day and time is someone very

786
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 11: nicely scrapes my car at the weekend when it's going

787
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 11: in to get repaired.

788
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 5: All right, okay, gotcha. I'm sorry that rubill start to year. Judy,

789
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 5: thank you very much your call. Luke, good morning guys.

790
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 6: This Thursday it will happen.

791
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 5: I think it'll show your day. Yeah, I think it's

792
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 5: this week seven days yep, all right, Lucy wod nice one.

793
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.

794
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 5: Let's go to Wayne.

795
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 9: Good morning, Wayne, Okay, good day, Christian.

796
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 5: How are you I I'm good buddy. And Wayne, when

797
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,439
Speaker 5: do you think is going to go? When is someone

798
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 5: going to drive into it?

799
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 9: We said twenty seven to ten in the afternoon a week.

800
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 5: We last that long.

801
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 9: Yes, I think that pretty will be back at work

802
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 9: in the afternoon, a bit tired and it's a bit confused,

803
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 9: and under the bridge, I will go.

804
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,959
Speaker 5: That's it, that's the natural kind of order under the bridge.

805
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 5: You go, that's not the chili pempers are warning us

806
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 5: to read about tiredness in the afternoon under the bridge.

807
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 5: Let's go to Kathy. Thank you very much, Wayne, Kathy,

808
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 5: come morning.

809
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 11: Hey, I reckon the fourth of February two, but at

810
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Speaker 11: three thirty.

811
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 5: Again at the afternoon. Yes, are the midday or afternoon

812
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 5: at the moment people think you're they're going to get

813
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 5: a bit dozy. You know, your pals and concentration aren't

814
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 5: quite there. Yeah, thank you, Kelly.

815
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: Christian know Connell's show podcast.

816
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 5: We're doing Montague Street Bridge, Melbourne's most famous bridge, famous

817
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 5: for one reason the frequency that truck drive drive into it.

818
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 5: So we doing Montague Street Bridge. Binger. We're asking you

819
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 5: When do you think it's next code I was about

820
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 5: say attacked. When do you think it's next going to

821
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 5: be driven into jack? How many days so far since

822
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 5: the last strike.

823
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 4: I've got some stats on the bridge, so it's been

824
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 4: forty seven days since it's last been hit. The earliest

825
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 4: ever recorded smash was nineteen twenty nine, so it's been

826
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 4: almost one hundred years where it's been wreaking havoc on

827
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 4: truck drivers the bridge.

828
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 5: It's not like it's leaping out unknown. It's it's been

829
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 5: that size since in twenty seven of them guessing. There

830
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 5: are signs everywhere warning them how big it is. It's

831
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 5: not wreaking havoc on them, so they keep going into it.

832
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 4: In the last ten years, it's been hit over one

833
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 4: hundred times, and in April twenty sixteen it was hit

834
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 4: twice in the space of three hours.

835
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 5: Do you know what I'd love to speak to someone,

836
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 5: maybe on tomorrow show, who's actually driven into it? What happens?

837
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 5: I mean, do you have to stay in the vig

838
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 5: I'd love to know what happens at you. Do you

839
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 5: get some sort of certificate.

840
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 4: There is a permanent sign next to the bridge. It's

841
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 4: if you hit this bridge. Call this number, all.

842
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 5: Right, take two more calls then Steve, good morning, Hello mate.

843
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 5: So Steve, I understand you actually are a truck driver.

844
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 5: So you guys all on the CBE radio talking about this, I.

845
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 8: Am mate used the Jvy Truck Do Happen album?

846
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 6: Today?

847
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 8: They're all making bests everywhere. A lot of side gets

848
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 8: going on, and I all go lunchtime Wednesday.

849
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 5: Sounds like inside knowledge, doesn't it, Guys? I reckon lunchtime Wednesday.

850
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 5: So Australia Day, Australia Day Wednesday.

851
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 8: Mate, someone will be thinking, go one's here. Everyone's gone

852
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 8: away on holidays for the day off. You're going to

853
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 8: take a short cut straight under that bridge.

854
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 4: Steve, do you feel like it gives truck drivers a

855
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 4: bad name? How often it gets hit?

856
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 5: Oh?

857
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 8: No, no mate, We're just amazed as how many times

858
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 8: it gets it as anyone else.

859
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 5: Do you think it's amateurs like people who've just hired

860
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 5: a vehicle they don't know how tool is.

861
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 6: There could be a number of reasons, right, how can

862
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 6: I go into that?

863
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 10: But we are.

864
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 5: Jack, what's you? And I make a new podcast about this.

865
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 5: This goes deep. Steve, the whistleblower has got more. I'm

866
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 5: calling Neil Mitchell. Does he know about this? He knows everything.

867
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 5: Steve doesn't want to go into it. He's getting nervous.

868
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 5: We're getting too close to the magic circle of truck drivers.

869
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 4: All Steve can say is keep pulling on the thread. Boys, keep.

870
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 5: Follow the evidence, trail guys, follow the evidence. All right,

871
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Speaker 5: mysterious Steve, Thank you very much, whistle blower. Debbie, Good morning.

872
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Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian. Lovely to hear your voice and welcome back.

873
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we've missed it as well. It's great, great being back, Debbie.

874
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 6: When do you think I reckon it's going to go

875
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 6: Valentine's Day morning? Everyone's a little gaga on Valentine's Day.

876
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 6: No one thinks stroke and.

877
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 8: I can buy about eleven o'clock those eeverythinking ship.

878
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 10: I forgot to buy the.

879
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 6: Roses for the partner.

880
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 5: Just ramming that truck in. Yeah, do you know what

881
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 5: a way to propose?

882
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 4: Did you say someone rushing to buy roses? Why do

883
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 4: they have to horror truck?

884
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 5: I mean, hell of a lot roses, about two thousand

885
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:11,959
Speaker 5: in the back.

886
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 11: I just think they might be delivering roses, but they're

887
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Speaker 11: thinking they've forgotten their own.

888
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 5: I'm to good people are getting flowers on Valentine's Day.

889
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 5: Some sort of budget rental drug isn't delivering them to people.

890
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,760
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

891
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 5: Me Jack Compats. We are back with you guys. Thank

892
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 5: you very much for the Texan calls coming in this morning.

893
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 5: It's great to be talking to you again. I hope

894
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 5: you will. Thank you very much for joining us again.

895
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 5: We're back, which, of course on a Monday morning means

896
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Speaker 5: we are your home on the radio of misheard lyrics.

897
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 5: Let's do it.

898
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 4: It's just another misshardanday Christian O'Connell's misheard lyrics.

899
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Speaker 5: All right, let's begin it for a brand new year

900
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Speaker 5: with the misheard lyrics. Thank you very much to everyone.

901
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 5: He still keeps his going. On's Day. I was getting

902
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 5: them coming in as well. So whenever you hear or

903
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Speaker 5: you think you're miss hearing a lyric, email me Christian

904
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 5: at christiano'connell dot com dot au and this is how

905
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 5: it works. Then we go through your miss hurd lyrics

906
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 5: on a Monday. If we agree with your miss hurd lyric,

907
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 5: you hear this. If we think there's no way it

908
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 5: sounds like what you think it is. You'll hear this,

909
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 5: and for the really great ones, you come into the

910
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 5: hall of fame in this hall of fame. The last

911
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 5: hall of famer we had came from listener Tim, it

912
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 5: was Pearl Jam glorified g glorified virgin on a pelican.

913
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 5: That's the kind of stuff rafter, All right, jack abats

914
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 5: you ready to get into them? Really? All right? All Is,

915
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 5: let's first of all, go to Prash who sent us

916
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 5: this one? You learn by Alanis Morissette. You choose, you

917
00:41:54,200 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 5: learn accord to Pratt. Is it you Chinese? You learn? Yes? Yes?

918
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 5: Can we hear that again? You Chinese? You learn yes. Yeah,

919
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 5: that's a definite one. That's a but I'm brash, Tom Christian.

920
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 5: When it first came out, my mum used to think

921
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 5: Chumberwomba's tub thinking was about bathroom politics. So the original

922
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 5: line in Tumberwomba Uh tub thump it is I get

923
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 5: knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna

924
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 5: keep me down knocked down? All right? So Tom's man

925
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 5: Melanieth is hearing I get no towel when I get up,

926
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 5: and then you're never gonna keep me towel.

927
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: Knocked down.

928
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 5: I'm hearing that one hundred percent? Is it just me?

929
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 5: You goes hearing them?

930
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 3: Definitely, she's uncanny.

931
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 5: It's about how ir retaining it is when someone's nicture town,

932
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 5: maybe in a flat share or something. Let's hear it again.

933
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 5: Then I get no tow when I get up, and

934
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 5: then you're never going to keep the town.

935
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Speaker 10: Yeah.

936
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 5: Hall of fame for Tom and Mama Melanie. All right,

937
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 5: well done. Shannon's got this from Abbat from name of

938
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 5: the Game. But I think I can see in your

939
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 5: face I'm about this one, Shannon. I'm sure there's there.

940
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 5: We should be going back. But anyway you set them up,

941
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 5: we play them out. Shannon is hearing, but I think

942
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 5: I can sit on your face.

943
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 3: No, No, I won't have it about Abbot.

944
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 5: Upset Patsy. She's angry. She's not having that. She's not

945
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 5: happy about that at all. Has got on there, Move

946
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 5: on quickly, Sarah, Why does my heart feel so bad?

947
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 5: From Moby? The bloody ELL's up in to mobi? He

948
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 5: was huge? What's he up to now?

949
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 4: Original Christmas?

950
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 5: What?

951
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 4: Yeah? Moby reprize?

952
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 5: Wow? Original line, Hall open doors, Hall open doors, contsera.

953
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 5: It's a big Poppa Dom, Big Poppa Dom. I love

954
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 5: this one, so that's a great one. Moby, why does

955
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 5: my heart feel so bad? Big Poppa Dom, Big Poppa Dom.

956
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 5: Let's play the game. Sarah coming in as well. Second

957
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 5: Hall of Fame A strong term. Michael's got this some

958
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 5: cheap tricks. If you want my love, If you want

959
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 5: my love, you've got it? Or is it? If you

960
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 5: want my low You've got it. My word, I'm surprised

961
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 5: I haven't done that front had some eagerized Aleczek is

962
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 5: listening to this right now. Yes, that's a definite one.

963
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 5: Well heard. Gemma, who's eleven? Center's this one? Thank you,

964
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 5: junior listener, Gemma, and Happy New Year body by loud luxury.

965
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 5: Never heard of them? Oh my, oh my, oh my

966
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 5: sense or is it Homer Homer, Homer Simpson, Gemma, Jemma. Guys, Yes,

967
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 5: it's a trifecta. Third Hall of Famer, all of Gemma.

968
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 5: That is outstanding Homer Homer, Homer Simpson played again, O, Gemma,

969
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 5: that's great. That's those young eleven year old ears for

970
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 5: you finally today, then a brilliant return, Thank you very much.

971
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Speaker 5: All these are the misheard lyrics. Tristan Christian and the team.

972
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 5: I've got a mishard lyric for you. You two mysterious ways,

973
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 5: Johnny take a dive with your sister in the rains,

974
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 5: or is it Johnny take a dive with your sister Lorraine.

975
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 5: Certain parts of Ireland where that is still encouraged. Yes, Tristan,

976
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 5: I can miss here that you've ruined that great song

977
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 5: for me now, yes, you can have that one all right.

978
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 5: Those are not the misheard lyrics. Some britty ones there

979
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 5: three hall of famous as always. When you get them,

980
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 5: email them in. They'll be back next Monday. Email me

981
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 5: Christian Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

982
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'connl show podcast.

983
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,959
Speaker 5: Patsy, how is your summer? Then? Did you guys go away?

984
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 5: Did you go out to a Chuka? We did.

985
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 7: We hit a Chuka Mawama haven't been there for ages

986
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 7: and we took my elderly.

987
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 5: I'm desperate to go. I've never been right. Crawf is

988
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 5: always saying you've got to go there.

989
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 3: It's beautiful, It is magical up there on the river.

990
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 3: There's so much to do.

991
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 7: But we took my elderly parents and we met up

992
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 7: with my brother, my eldest brother and his family over.

993
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 5: There, so so us all the hillbillies, all.

994
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 3: The hillbillies, the Bristols had come to town. But just

995
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 3: even love me.

996
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 5: For a Chookah are still shaken right now, and you

997
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 5: don't think they'd be back for a while yet. Please.

998
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 3: Even leaving the house was a task, so.

999
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 5: We had to Will you take a couple of vehicles?

1000
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 5: You were looking a.

1001
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 4: Convoy break a breaker.

1002
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 7: We took Mum and Dad up, but we had to

1003
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 7: take two cars because of all their paraphernalia, not so

1004
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 7: much us so Dad had. You know, it's got mobility

1005
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 7: issues now, so we had to have the walker that

1006
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 7: takes up nearly the whole boot. We had the mobility scooter.

1007
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 5: Patsy, I know, it's like I had to borrow our

1008
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 5: friend's trailer to go away for a week with the

1009
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 5: mother in law. You're right, they need all this sort

1010
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 5: of gear. Crazy we had. I had a mobility scooter.

1011
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 5: She won't like me saying this, and a commode in

1012
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 5: the back, but I should driving through surrenta right, you

1013
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 5: got all the cool kids right. My kids were going.

1014
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 5: Could we get out the car here? Could we get

1015
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 5: some knacked old kluger with a great big scratch dent

1016
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 5: down the side of it. Putting a trailer right, there's

1017
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 5: like porsches everywhere, Putting a trasher with a flipping commode,

1018
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 5: a mobility scooter and my daughter's guitar. It looked like

1019
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 5: we were someone sort of traveling out band. Anyway, Sorry,

1020
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 5: so yeah, you had all of that.

1021
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,479
Speaker 7: That really is like National Lampoons with the dead aunt

1022
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 7: on the roof in the rocking chair.

1023
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1024
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we had that, and we had the shower chair.

1025
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 7: And then Mum insisted on taking all of her bed linen,

1026
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 7: so she had to take her sheets, she had to

1027
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 7: take her doners, she had to take her doner covers,

1028
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 7: she had.

1029
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 5: We've got to do this Tomorrow's a phone in What

1030
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 5: do you have to take when you go away?

1031
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 7: It was insane butt necessary.

1032
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 4: Also when you're staying somewhere that had sheets, Hostell.

1033
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 7: It's not laundered like mother Launders and the bags. Chris

1034
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 7: is like, the bags just keep coming out of the house.

1035
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 7: How many more pere are going to put everything?

1036
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 3: I haven't got a whom frack.

1037
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 7: So anyway, we got there, finally got there, hit the pool,

1038
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 7: beautiful pool. We stayed at Riverside. If you're looking for

1039
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 7: a place to stay up at Mohamma, it is fantastic.

1040
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 7: It's right on the river. I'm not there five seconds,

1041
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 7: lovely listener of ours. Scott from where Abee comes up

1042
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 7: and of course that's what you want.

1043
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 5: No, he's not away from Dorothy does not followed the

1044
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 5: old train.

1045
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 4: Of the boot of the car like when you.

1046
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 5: Left where to Doner.

1047
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 7: Anyways, gotten his family was holidaying there and they were lovely.

1048
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 7: They were lovely. And we also if you're going up there,

1049
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 7: one of the local pubs, the Irish pub there, the Shamrock,

1050
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 7: does this awesome.

1051
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 5: The Irish pub who's called the Shamrock. Very quick brainstorming session, guys,

1052
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 5: what do we call the Irish pub? Look, the obvious

1053
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 5: thing is a Shamrock. That's great. End of brainstorming guys.

1054
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 3: Rock and you know that where we love.

1055
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 7: God's never want to, let you know, let a food

1056
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 7: challenge go by his way. So they do this thing

1057
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 7: called Palmageddon.

1058
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 5: And what it is, it's so original. I've never seen

1059
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,919
Speaker 5: that on like every other pub that could drive.

1060
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 4: Also, what happened to your husband's greens diet?

1061
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 3: It's gone, it's like on the way we got to

1062
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 3: pack all.

1063
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 7: Anyway, this Palma Geddon, it's five palmers on top of

1064
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 7: one another five and there's over one hundred varieties to

1065
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 7: choose from. He was so overwhelmed, so he goes just

1066
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 7: the traditional one and he got through all of them.

1067
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 3: It was disgusting.

1068
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 5: T's stomach is still going to be breaking that down

1069
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 5: and he's still be dropping it off until it's around Melbourne.

1070
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 3: It was an epic trip.

1071
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 5: It was very much are Michael Payneham, Thank you very much.

1072
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 5: I'd watch a travel show with you guys.

1073
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: Christian Connell show podcast.

1074
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 5: The app work Time waster all right, today's time waste

1075
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 5: is all about it's been so uncontroversial this Australian opened.

1076
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 5: It has gone very well. No no way is it

1077
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 5: made headlines for the wrong reasons all over the world.

1078
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 5: I mean we weren't together. I was watching the ongoing

1079
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 5: drama of the Novak Chokovic stuff was just incredible. So

1080
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 5: today's time waste. It is all about the Australian Open.

1081
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,720
Speaker 5: We're looking for your tennis movies, Jack, are you ready? Tomark,

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Speaker 5: Let's do it. Let's just get into it. No vacking, Miss.

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Speaker 4: Daisy don't do that to her.

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00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 5: Bronze from Serbia, From Serbia with.

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00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 4: Love so nice, I had to hear it twice.

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Speaker 5: Silver, You're welcome twelve angry mister Djokovic's that's dad of

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Speaker 5: his bloody hell.

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00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 4: It feels like you wrote all of yours last week

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Speaker 4: when Djokovic was in the news.

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Speaker 5: How dare you? That's exactly what I did, and I

1091
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 5: made the team this one. Just get these, jo, It's

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Speaker 5: a gold, Thank you, the grunt for the Red October.

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00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 5: That one's new of last night. Gold, Visa just not

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00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 5: that into you, sorry, that is one for last week. Gold.

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00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 5: That is good though, thank you, Eat Pray thirty Love Silver,

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00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 5: Children of the Corner cover.

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Speaker 4: Gold plus.

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00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 5: All right, I'll finished there, Jackie boy. What have you got?

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00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 5: Tennis movies?

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00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 4: The Edvard Devil wears Prada?

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00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 5: Oh on the nose, boring, No silver.

1102
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 4: Faulting Nemo. Oh the little fish can't get it in

1103
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 4: the square?

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00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 10: Yeah?

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00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 5: Another Silver, the Flippers.

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Speaker 4: Hitty hitty bang bang Gold.

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00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 5: That is what I expect from you. You've delivered once more.

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00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 4: Please hitty hitty bang bang. I'm back baby, Go for

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00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 4: that unfinished.

1110
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 5: Pizza very soon today. Oh sorry, I forgot another one

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00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 5: of mine. Dude, whar's my balls?

1112
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 4: No sad way you come back The Covid guys.

1113
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 5: The Covid wrote that one. All right, send us.

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Speaker 1: Yours Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: At work Time Wasters Today, we're looking for your tennis movies.

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00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy ready to Mark, I am me, Novak Djokovic, Silver, Yeah,

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00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 5: Bull Boys in the Hood, Silver plas Uh do you

1118
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 5: speak of tennis? Jigglow make that movie. It is very good,

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00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 5: starring the great Schneider World Shelley, Jocko Hunters Gold Uh Kindergarten,

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00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 5: lob Kindergarten long not quite there, Bronze Mike is mister

1121
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 5: Jokovic's penguins. I know VA's what you did last summer.

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00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 5: Silver plus there's some Shane the football in their Stars Silver,

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00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 5: the double football in our Stars. That's enough with the footfall,

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Speaker 5: No guys, okay, tough U justin I know where you

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Speaker 5: won't be for the next three summers. God plus, very

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00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 5: very very very good, justin Juice of Hazard, Silver, Edward

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00:54:51,960 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 5: Rack your Hands Silver, Raffer to Tooey Gold plus June

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Speaker 5: that is really really good too. To get that very good.

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Speaker 5: I'm getting deported. Silver roger ing Miss Daisy fer it's

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00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 5: one of the great Novak the menace Bronz feels like

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Speaker 5: a real heavy Herald Sun headline, doesn't it. Yeah, yeah,

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00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:24,959
Speaker 5: we get it. The party professor Gold about a ball boy?

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00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 4: Silver?

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00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 5: Do they get paid, by the way, they do?

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00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 10: Not know?

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00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 4: I think they get a prize like a you know,

1137
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 4: like a little rucksack of things to take home, like

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00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 4: a disposable camera and stuff.

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00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 5: Some sweets in dude, where's my osaka Silver getting into

1140
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 5: the brands down weekend at parties? Silver TUN's pervy, Gavin.

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Speaker 5: I don't like it. Four hands in a funeral Silver Plus,

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Speaker 5: all right, I think Justin's the best in show today.

1143
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Speaker 5: All right, let's talk about tomorrow's show today, all right,

1144
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 5: stuff we think we want to get to tomorrow. I

1145
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 5: feel like I want to hear about people like Pass's husband,

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00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 5: the Crystal whereb be love God, who've taken on eating challenges.

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00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, when it goes from being impressive to just downright

1148
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 4: disgusting that he ate four parliments.

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Speaker 5: Five, I actually am feeling sick at the thought of that.

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00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 5: I mean, one is that it's a big old serving,

1151
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 5: isn't it. They huge, those big especially out of the country, right,

1152
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 5: they five, I can't even imagine doing that.

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Speaker 4: They give you the whole chicken when they do, yes,

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Speaker 4: they do.

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00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 5: It's a whole chick on the plate. Basically it spills

1156
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 5: out over the plate, doesn't it. But yeah, Jack, have

1157
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Speaker 5: you ever taken on an eating.

1158
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Speaker 4: So bad at these? You've seen me baby.

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00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 5: Bird half a cracker and he's like, come back to that.

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Speaker 5: When we were in San Francisco years ago, there was

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Speaker 5: some famous restaurant there, right, and the challenge was that

1162
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 5: it was a bowl of soup. You have the bowl

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00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 5: of soup. It's massive, but it's like some sort of

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00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 5: bread bowl that in and they said if you can,

1165
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 5: if you can eat this right, your entire meal and

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00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 5: drinks are free. So this was like years ago. I

1167
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 5: think I was like thirty, so quite a few years ago.

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00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 5: I took it on and did it all right, and

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00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 5: they the owner came out and said, we've never had

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Speaker 5: a British guy.

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Speaker 4: This is.

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00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 5: They took my photo, staggered outside and threw up everywhere,

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00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 5: roomin everyone's night, ruin everyone to night. There was in

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Speaker 5: that restaurant that saw me just go I should have

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00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 5: done that. So yeah, eating challenges. Can't wait to hear

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Speaker 5: with those caols about people throwing up. Also what you

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00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 5: take when you go on holiday? After hearing that Patsy's

1178
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 5: mumbless always takes a fresh her own linen and a

1179
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 5: doner as well, what do you take when you go away?

1180
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 5: My mum takes a desktop fan joker puts it in

1181
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 5: a suitcase, doesn't trust European fans. Fans takes a phone

1182
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 5: like dismantles it. Jason morn like reassembled in the dark,

1183
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 5: like a gun, like a glock, puts it in a suit case.

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00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 5: It's always a nightmare because obviously when it goes to

1185
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 5: the X ray, you've got this. It's a fan. I

1186
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 5: know it looks like something else. It's a fan. Okay, yeah,

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00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 5: all right mate, all right, So if you got anything

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Speaker 5: early to the party on those you can email me

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Speaker 5: Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au. Guys, it has

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Speaker 5: been a huge joy to be back with you, guys,

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00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 5: and also our radio family. Everyone who's texted and called

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Speaker 5: in today as well. Brilliant being back. We're back tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for joining us.

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