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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no common show podcasts.

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Speaker 2: All right, so we now want your nominations. You can

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Speaker 2: nominate yourself, it might be somebody else Genius of the week.

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Speaker 2: So the thing is, in any given week, we are

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Speaker 2: going to make very dumb mistakes. We are going to

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Speaker 2: screw up. This is what it is to be human.

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Speaker 2: Don't bury that into the weekend and repress it. Share it,

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Speaker 2: release it. It's a cathartic release to actually own what

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Speaker 2: it is to actually screw up during the week. They're

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Speaker 2: always your best stories are the ones where you've done

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Speaker 2: something incredibly dumb or you've just screwed up.

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Speaker 1: So share it with us.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you're going to get a nomination and be this

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Speaker 2: week's Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 1: Genius Smart Einstein, Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 2: The other day I got a text on one of

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Speaker 2: you that gave me an idea for this. Maybe just

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Speaker 2: celebrate the dumb things we do. It's a part of

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Speaker 2: the messiness of being a human. She was saying a honeymoon,

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Speaker 2: her husband wanted to go and play football. He went

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Speaker 2: in for a full sliding tackle and anything was this

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Speaker 2: genius Her words forgot he was playing on gravel, lost

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Speaker 2: the entire skin like a sleeve.

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Speaker 1: She said it came off of his shin.

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Speaker 2: She's spent the reminding remaining ten days of the honeymoon

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Speaker 2: changing his bandages.

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Speaker 1: Fun times on a honeymoon.

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Speaker 2: That is a genius of the weeks. All right, so

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Speaker 2: what have you done this week? Embrace the suck? Call

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Speaker 2: us nine four one O four three Jack, what's yours?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'll happily confess and get it off my chest.

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Speaker 3: There On Tuesday, the oven stopped working and I'm playing

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Speaker 3: with the fuse box. I'm saying to be like, I

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Speaker 3: don't know what is going wrong here. I think it's busted.

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Speaker 3: Before we call someone out, I bought my neighbor over,

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Speaker 3: who's a builder. I said, can you look at it

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Speaker 3: and just tell us if it's dead or we can

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Speaker 3: get somebody in to repair it. It wasn't plugged in.

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Speaker 3: He just looked at the back of it and it

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Speaker 3: wasn't plugged in.

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Speaker 2: This humili ain't for a man when another man comes

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Speaker 2: around and outmanns you, I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't even know an oven?

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Speaker 4: You plug it in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well, electric oven, of course.

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Speaker 1: How did you think.

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Speaker 2: David's texting me here? Bracket's fake name? You can use

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Speaker 2: fake names. I don't know to be Anonymous of Seaford.

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Speaker 2: Testing a firearm Christian this week without isolating the arm,

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Speaker 2: ended up having six fire trucks put up to my office.

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Speaker 2: Huge apologies. Had to go and buy them a slab

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Speaker 2: of beer, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Very much, David.

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Speaker 2: All right, what have you done this week? There might

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Speaker 2: be a contender for Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 1: Book Christian O'Connell Show podcast. All right, your nominations for

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Speaker 1: Genius of the Week, Genius, Smart Einstein, Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 2: On a Friday, we are now going to celebrate, embrace,

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Speaker 2: and own the embarrassing and dumb things we all do. Christian,

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Speaker 2: I want to nominate myself for Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 2: I rocked up to my specialist appointment yesterday, only you

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Speaker 2: told I was a month early.

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Speaker 1: I hate it when you do that whole trip at

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Speaker 1: the airport.

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Speaker 3: Week early exactly. This is for Wednesday, five pm next week, sir.

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Speaker 3: But I'm here now.

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Speaker 2: It's such a schlap to go to the airport as well.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go to carry here. Good morning, carry Hello.

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Speaker 4: I am queen genius this week, and I have put

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Speaker 4: my phone and my TV remote in the washing machine.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what was it in a jumper?

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Speaker 4: Or it was you get up in the morning and

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Speaker 4: look at your phone and I've thrown my phone on

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Speaker 4: my bed and the TV remote. And then I thought

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Speaker 4: I'll wash the sheets, and pulled the sheets off and

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Speaker 4: put them in the wash. And half an hour later,

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Speaker 4: I got up to my room and I'm like, where's

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Speaker 4: my phone? And then I went, oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 4: my god, and I just heard the clunk in the

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Speaker 4: washing machine. You can't you can't even open it front loader.

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Speaker 4: I can't open it. So I had to wait for

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Speaker 4: the cycle to finish and got my phone out. My

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Speaker 4: phone was working.

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Speaker 2: I was this is what was it a sixty degree wash?

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Speaker 2: Let's get technical about the wash, cycady. But I'm wit

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Speaker 2: for an hour and twenty hour thirty quick cycle.

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Speaker 4: No, no, it was on the long wash. Yeah, so

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Speaker 4: it was in there for for quite a while. But

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Speaker 4: it started working and we were like, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: it's amazing. And then it started to glitch and die.

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Speaker 4: But the worst thing is that I leave my I

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Speaker 4: have my alarm set. It was morning and it went

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Speaker 4: off in the morning like the phone wasn't working, but

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Speaker 4: the alarm went off, and I couldn't turn off. I

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Speaker 4: pushed the button on the side, but now it was

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Speaker 4: going off every fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: So are you calling us on the phone that was

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Speaker 1: in the washing machine?

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Speaker 4: No, I have to go get a new My husband's

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Speaker 4: like here, anything to get a new phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I see, it's one of those accidents. Yeah, my wife,

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Speaker 1: I do this. I've ruined that handbag.

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Speaker 2: Chris, my favorite shoes. You are a genius, Kerry. Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much, you call mate, have a nicey care.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing.

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Speaker 2: Jared, good morning, Hey Christian, jeez, how are you? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm good, So tell us what did you do this week?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 4: I was at Bunnings with my son who's next to me,

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Speaker 4: and I was doing the usual thing when you're at

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Speaker 4: Bunnings and just looking at random stuff you don't need.

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Speaker 3: And I was in the hose aisle looking at a

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Speaker 3: hose and turned the package over and there was a

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Speaker 3: picture on it which I wanted to see a bit better,

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Speaker 3: and I tried to pinsume it on anicea.

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Speaker 1: An actual moto were shivered with everything in the world.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I pinsumed it to try and make it bigger,

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Speaker 4: and I realized pretty much as soon as I did it,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh you did anyone?

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Speaker 1: Did anyone else see you or witness this?

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Speaker 5: My son?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Is he making you confess?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: People who? All right? Jared, thank you very much anytime.

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Speaker 1: What's your son's name?

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Speaker 3: Cooper?

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Speaker 2: Morning Cooper, great name as well, Cooper. All right, have

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Speaker 2: a lovely weekend, you guys. Thanks for calling him so

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Speaker 2: that the Coop and the Merkata.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, what did you do? Well? How are your

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Speaker 1: genius of the.

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Speaker 5: Week morning A. I'm so embarrassed about this. While dropping

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Speaker 5: off my son at daycare, in the mad rush to

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Speaker 5: escaped the room while he was running after me to

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Speaker 5: not leave him, I managed to hook my hook myself

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Speaker 5: on the door handle through my belt, my belt hook,

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Speaker 5: you know the belt hook on your pants. Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: hooked myself and the new director had to hoist me off.

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Speaker 5: I was hanging on the door. Oh no, you can

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Speaker 5: actually see my bum.

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Speaker 1: Oh no.

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Speaker 2: This says exactly what genius of the week is about,

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Speaker 2: just owning what we do.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's awful.

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Speaker 2: I'm going bright red with secondhand embarrassment for that kindergarten.

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Speaker 5: That's how I introduced myself to the new director.

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Speaker 1: Mackay that that is a doozy. That's a great one.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for sharing that with us all

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Speaker 1: this morning. Okay, worry bye well Christian O'Connell Show Podcast