WEBVTT - Engaged Proposition 😏 Math Teacher MMA 🥋 Heated Debate 🤬 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:08.640 Hey, legends, Welcome back to the Mason Cock Show. It's 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:12.360 the entertainment podcast. Lot happening. We've got the Academy Awards 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.840 just finished up. Who was best Dressed? We answer that question. 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:18.880 We've got Braiden's weird news stories. A math teacher does 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:22.680 MMA on their students. Yes, that is a story that's 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:25.919 happened this week. And lastly, would you date you? 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:26.840 We answer that. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:30.320 Question and much much more on this podcast starting now. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.400 All right, plenty to get into, but without further ado. 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:39.320 Welcome Brighten. 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:40.480 Happy birthday week. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:42.919 Thank you, it was a big week, thirty two. We're 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:43.440 getting there. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.920 I've already been there. I'm thirty three, thirty three. 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:49.200 Happy birthday for last week. Happy birthday for last week. 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:51.760 It is weird, it is. It always trips me out 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.080 that I'm a year older than you, but you're about 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.360 a flop toller than me. Like it doesn't seem fair. 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:58.440 Heighten age, don't go together. I had to break it 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.800 to you, Braiden. But we're right because we all lot here. 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:02.480 We're gonna start with the water cooler chat and there's 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.760 plenty happening. We've got the Academy Awards just finished off. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.600 We got Best Picture was Everything everywhere, all at once. 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.360 I haven't seen it yet, I must say, but looking 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:14.000 at the Awards, they took the shop. They came in 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.759 and ravaged the Academy Awards this year Best Actress Michelle Yo, 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.959 Best Supporting Actor Khuon Kwan, Best Supporting Actress Jamie Lick 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:27.320 Curtis Avatar not to be found one of these Avatar 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.440 takes about twenty years to make. How that did not 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.920 make it into the Academy Awards as the Best Picture 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:33.520 A beautiful flop. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.040 I'd say, I don't know. It made a lot of money, 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.880 so I guess that's probably you know, you'd you'd be 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:40.520 laughing all the way to the bank with that one. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.240 The movie Elvis did get quite a bit of love 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:44.120 there at the Academy Awards, and that was filmed in 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:47.520 Australia during the crazy times of COVID and Austin Butler, 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.360 who's Elvis in the movie, was nominated for Best Actors, 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:52.640 so they did get a roll of recognition, but they 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.400 didn't get a lot of awards for the night. 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:55.080 That makes sense. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.440 That's a long bow, Oh it was he uh. 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:02.040 To give some love to Australia, you know, I'll give 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.720 some love to the Aussies for sure. But the more 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.040 importantly though, and this is what everyone's here for. 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:10.320 Elvis was no hey, break to you. 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:15.200 He's died. He's kind of like Bob Hawk passed away recently. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.799 The little update, just checking if you were on top 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:19.160 of it. 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.519 Come on this week, Come on on this week. But anyway, 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:24.880 we're back to the most important thing. This is what 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:28.600 academy is all about. Who's got the best outfit? Who 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:31.440 wore the best outfit on the day. There was plenty, 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.880 there plenty to choose from Brighton, But who do you 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:36.840 think had the best outfit on the knot. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:40.240 I did say one. I don't really keep an eye 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:42.520 out for much of them, but one did pop into 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.760 my my timeline. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.240 Nicole kidman na Er were a love for Australia this week. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:51.880 The Chick with the Dead Dogs, Lady Gaga. 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:56.280 Lady Goga talk about many times what an adjective to 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:58.440 go with the Chick with the Dead Dogs. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.520 Anyway, moving past that, it's always harping on that and 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.800 people think that I hate dogs. I get that so much. 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:09.920 I don't hate dogs. But her dress from the front, 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.679 you know, it looks pretty stuck stand. It looks pretty nice, 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.040 like a little black number. From the back's just that 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.320 big old peach on display, just like the ass is 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.520 fully out with like a bigger like a g banger 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.080 up at the front, up the back, right up the guts. 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.800 See from front, you think, oh, what a class act. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:29.440 Just swat a class out. You turn around to get 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:30.239 Leady Gaga. 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:32.640 That's it. It's lady guy, there no doubt about it. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:34.360 So I like that one. That one gets my votes. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.520 It reminded me of when Bucks and Tanya went to 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.400 the Brown Law when she had the little g number 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:40.800 that was. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.280 It actually does remind me very much of that one 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:45.720 iconic dress of the Brown Loaves. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:47.720 Yeah, the Brown Laws had a couple of Beck Judd, 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.560 the Beck Judd og when she was like first burst 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.880 onto the scene, burst through like Juddy out of a pack. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.880 Yes, now she's making more money than Jody, I think. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:04:00.960 Yeah, she's wearing like athletic gear and stuff around right brightness. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.360 Oh, everyone wears it. Everyone wears that stuff and shout 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.880 out to them. And if you want to sponsor. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:08.080 The podcast, let us know, let us know. We will 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:08.680 be all about it. 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:13.160 But the Judgs have the cash money. 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:18.120 That's it for the water cooler chap. Now we're into 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:21.320 the weird news week. That is for Brandon. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.479 She's been light on in the world. Just a few dresses, 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:28.440 just a few dresses this week. Well, I've got to 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.760 rip our carriers through this. This one you mentioned off 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:38.680 the top. Math teacher arrested after making fifth grader faint 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:43.640 while demonstrating a chokehold. So just go on the rear, 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:47.080 naked on the on the kid and stone cold stunner. 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.120 Little kid didn't want to. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.240 Tap, couldn't smell the rock was cooking. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:53.440 Just went out like a light. That's carriage from the 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:57.160 fifth grader to not give up. That's a strong so 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:00.840 that kid will go places in life. But female, yeah, 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:05.160 female teacher staff member at the school in Connecticut was 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:09.320 arrested after police say a fifth grade student lost consciousness 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:13.920 when she demonstrated a chokehold maneuver. An officer from New 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:17.839 York Police that they were demonstrating jiu jitsu on some 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:20.359 of the students. The police officer had an answer for 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:24.200 that question, but it was a bit harder to answer 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.640 this next one. Any idea how it came to be 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.479 that she was teaching them martial arts when she's a 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:32.440 math coach, you know, is all. The investigation was still ongoing. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.120 We're not sure exactly why she decided to do that. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:37.120 Let me decode that one for you. We have no 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:41.520 fucking idea why she's choking out kids at school. We're 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.360 just investigating. We'll get to the bottom of this one. 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:50.719 But so straight after this kid fated lost consciousness, went 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:54.120 to the school nurse immediately, and still the school nurse 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:59.240 got onto things. So she's facing charges such as strangulation, risker, 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:03.320 injury to a mind, and reckless endangerment according to police. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:07.919 And although she's resigned due to the incident, there was 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:11.240 one parent that was interviewed that was rather forgiving of 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.680 the incident. Clearly, I don't think she knew what she 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.440 was doing. I mean, if she did, I don't think 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.760 she would have intentionally choked them out. I don't think 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:20.560 she would have intentionally choked them out. 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:21.080 Lady. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:25.960 It's a real naked choke. There's one objective, it's to 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:29.160 choke them out. So, I mean, you're pretty forgiving. If 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:32.200 you're sending your kid to school, she's probably like, you know, 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:33.480 sometimes I just want to do. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:33.839 It at home. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.240 Oh, she was so forgiving. It's like, you know, you 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:38.240 gotta do what you gotta do. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.520 Look, I see her brother do that all the time. 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.640 This one's a good one. I'll put this. I'll file 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:50.159 it under instant karma because a fleeing Florida motorcyclist flips 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.920 off police before getting hit by a truck. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:54.680 Florida man, he's back. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.680 So this one was almost simultaneous. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:58.320 Okay. 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:00.880 So there's a whole group of motor cycle riders in 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:04.039 a big just a group of hooligans, and they're just 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.800 riding through, you know, red lights and speeding and wheelies. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:11.920 Florida motorcyclist is facing multiple charges after he blew through 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.960 a red light while fleeing from local police and flipping 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.240 them off, only seconds later getting t boned by an 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:25.080 oncoming truck. The motorcyclist miraculously survived the crash, briefly attempting 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:32.280 to run on foot before being apprehended by police. I know, 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:37.400 you idiot, Yeah, I know, yeah, you know you know. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:41.679 So yeah, he didn't really, he didn't fight them verbally. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.520 He was like, yeah, you got me. I'm a dickhead. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.440 He didn't get much sympathy from the police officers. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:50.920 Yeah, look at it. Are you're not kidding me? 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:55.680 It seems like you're in putting good from there to here. Well, 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:59.360 no ship, he's saying that his leg hurts. Yeah, well 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:02.000 no ship. You got hit by a bloody truck going 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:05.320 through a red light. So they didn't have much sympathy 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.040 for him. But sometimes you just need to know when 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:13.720 to shut up, Yes, sir, he complied pretty quickly after that. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:17.640 Oh he got drilled and they had no sympathy for him, 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.320 and he was you know, I think the adrenaline had 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:22.600 him up and running there for a bit and he 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:23.880 just gave up pretty quick. 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:28.520 Love is this biker gang just peace? See you? Yeah, Donne? 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.320 And that was his argument. He was like, but there 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:31.800 were tons of other people doing it. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:33.920 They're like, where are they? Where are they? 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:36.440 It's like, well, we caught you, didn't we, So now 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:39.160 we're going to take it all out on you. Now, 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:42.880 this one we all know Keanu Reeves. Yes, we all 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:46.360 love him. He's the nicest man on the face of 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:52.199 the planet. Well, Keanu Reeves took the red pill. What No, seriously, 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:56.720 he took the actual red pill from the set of 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:00.600 the movie. During a recent Reddit Ask Me Anything and 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:04.480 Amy Reeves was asked if you'd ever stolen anything from 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:05.800 any of the movies that he's been on. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:07.079 Yeah, okay, and. 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:10.520 He said he hadn't stolen anything, but he was given 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:15.480 a watch from John Wick, a sword from forty seven Ronan, 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.480 and he was given the first red pill from the 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:23.960 Matrix movie Wow. So he actually has the red Pill 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.800 Atdie's house. And that leads me to ask you the question, Mason, 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:32.720 what is the best thing you've ever, let's say, received 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:36.080 from work. I don't want to know how you got it, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:40.240 but there's got to be something that you've received from work. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.400 I will say for I'll say two things. Well, I 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.480 just recently got a Spider Man action figure from a 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.559 kid who was the most lovely kid as a bit 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.240 of a Christmas present. That's hanging now in my car 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:53.280 as a reminder of this kid because he's such an 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:57.280 absolute legend. The weirdest thing I've been asked to sign, 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:01.720 I must say this was a plastic bag like half 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:04.440 a sandwich, plastic bag like a glad bag, like a 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.640 glad bat. And it was my first year of VFL 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.880 and it was in the change rooms. So this lady 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:12.959 had just walked onto the field beause over a VFL 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.559 just walks on the field. She walked down the race, 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:20.040 walked around the corner. Everyone's changing butt ass naked. She 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:23.880 walks in casually looks at me. My jocks are like down. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.920 She goes, oh, can you shot my glad wrap bag? 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:28.080 And I looked. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.120 I was like, she's not staff. I had no idea 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:32.360 who this lady is. She looked a bit like a junkie, 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.280 and I was like what. She's just like, Oh, I 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.400 just need I just need this autograph. And I was like, 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:41.320 I am, but I'm stark naked. Lady calm down, like 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:42.720 and I went to this guy and go, do we 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.440 know this? Lady goes, no, I'm not us. Can you 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.560 escort her the fuck out of this choint? She's just 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.080 rolled around into this place with dudes Dick's hanging out 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.880 and just asked for a freaking baggy to be signed 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:56.360 out of the blue for god knows what reason, and 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:58.640 just started casually walking around as if she owned the 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:00.400 joint and it was no big deal. Does that park 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:03.240 there's a wild, wild time. I will never forget that 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:06.720 as one of the first experiences of AFL in my life. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.480 I guess she could have asked for more suss things 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:13.400 down in the men's change trip and no check fraud 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.280 or know anything coming your way after she ripped your 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.600 signature from this claud Bergers, I. 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.000 Don't know so far. I don't know so far, Brod. 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:24.719 That's it for weird wacky news, but we will get 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.480 into the dating segment now. She's she's a pretty dry 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.680 segment this week. I myself have an excuse. I was 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:36.400 up in Newcastle working, but I didn't see Mason doing 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.000 a hell of a lot. So surely you've got some 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:39.800 news for us. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:42.080 I've got a few things that happen this week. They're 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:46.000 pretty interesting. Now. The first one is kind of weird. 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:47.960 I don't know how to handle the situation, but maybe 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:48.959 I can get a bit of help from you to 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:49.959 the crowd, whoever it may be. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:51.520 I think you only do weird. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.640 Yeah, it's my life's very odd. I'm not gonna lie. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:56.559 And it just there's some things like this that happen. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:58.920 You go like why just why? 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:00.360 Why me? Why? 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.440 And this week I had a female come up to 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.800 me and she started hitting on me, and I was 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.200 kind of like, it's very obvious, and my friend's like 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.000 it wasn't just me thinking your girl's hitting on me, 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:11.960 because like everyone's always gonna be like, oh you just 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.920 thought whatever. Uh but my friends did acknowledge it, dude, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:18.280 and she acknowledged at the end. Right, So this girl. 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:22.560 The weird thing about her she was engaged, engaged and 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:25.079 I'm not saying like secretly engaged in not wearing the 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:26.640 ring no prominent on. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.800 Her finger, and I mean prominent on her finger. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:30.960 Are you at her wedding? 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:32.320 No, not at her wedding. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:34.800 I wasn't crashing the wedding, Brandon wasn't a wedding crasher, 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.720 although on my bucket list to crash your wedding, not 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.320 to not no, no, don't take that in the wrong way. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.360 But anyway, Yes, this girl hit on me. 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:48.120 Was engaged, and then randomly like at the end, was like, hey, 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:51.360 like we should hang out and like if you ever 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:52.680 want to do anything, let me know, And I was 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:56.280 like no, just not even no, not even remotely. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.120 I think I'm good. Uh well just and I had 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.520 to awkwardly just walk away. That's not the first time 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:05.480 it's happened to you. You were talking about a trip 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:06.840 that you took to the States. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.240 Yeah, it must be a vibe that you give up vibe, 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:10.640 isn't it. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:14.760 Well, maybe you're on maybe you're on their whole past list. 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:19.640 Oh maybe, like the husband knows other fiance knows about it. 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:23.040 Whole past list for a female. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:26.280 I'm not saying it, like maybe you're on it. You're 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:29.360 not on my whole past list, but like maybe that's 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.960 that's the only I'm giving that, just that little window. Yeah, 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.320 and she gets back to her fiance is like, oh, 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:35.720 I finally met Mason Cox. 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.600 Maybe people are just in weird open relationships nowadays. I'm 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.720 not really sure. What's the second time it's happened to me? 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:42.439 So you did you said no? 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.599 I said no, not about that. If you want to 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:46.160 be with someone for the rest of your life, be 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.400 with them. They'll be looking around. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:49.680 Good morals, their mace. 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.240 My mother doesn't know anything about my dating life, so 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.400 now this podcast she's the most excited about because she 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.760 gets all the dating info that is nothing about my life. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:02.360 Did she say anything about the going to the Chicago 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:04.280 movie and then getting back in the car and saying 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:05.200 that you had a good day? 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.200 She did, but I think she she was like, I 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:12.280 remember actually that day, but doesn't know the details till 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.160 now whenever. 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.559 We mentioned it on the podcast, too sad to bring up. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.920 She just so, now that you're a grown adult, we 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:19.440 could be honest about these things. 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:23.280 Oh God, And you had an incident about taking a 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:26.480 photo for someone. Now, I'm normally in this basket because 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:31.320 I hang around with the celebrity c listers and it's 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.160 always hey, can you take a photo of me in 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:35.640 the ex football or whatever? And I'm like, yeah, sure whatever. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.960 Didn't want to be in a photo anyway. And you 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:41.040 had this experience. 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:41.920 Yes, I was. 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:43.720 I was driving home from work and I was in 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:45.440 these backstreets and I was stopped at a kind of 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:48.040 like a light thing, right, and I'd slowed down. I 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:49.560 was like, saw this girl in the corner, and I 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:50.880 was I was thinking. I was like, oh, she's quite 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.160 old up, dressed up, you know. And she had this tripod, 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:56.640 this big tripod with you know, the video camera or 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.320 the cell phone on it. And I was like, she 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:01.040 trying to take a selfie of herself, you know, but 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:02.680 she couldn't do it. She wanted to get the full dressing. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.000 She was going to the Melbourn Fashion Festival. Right influence 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.000 influencer vi obs one oh one, So what do you do? 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:14.480 The nice guy? I'd rolled down the window. I said, oh, 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.000 would you like some help? 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:21.440 She goes Mason Cox and I was like, shit, terrible start, 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:22.760 terrible start. 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.000 And I was like yeah, and she was like oh 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:25.520 I know. 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:27.440 She was all, if you don't mind, I would love that, right, 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.800 And I thought, look, paying forward, doing a nice thing, right, 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:33.840 being chivalrous to the other half of society, right of 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:37.520 the female side. So I go park the car, I drive, 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.520 I walk over to the camera and I'd take her phone. 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:42.280 I said, yeah, go ahead, a blank wall behind her. 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.080 I said, do you think do you think? 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:44.840 Do you think? 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:45.000 Right? 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:46.560 And I'm thinking one photo. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:48.840 Good, get the full outfit, you get the heels, you 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:50.480 get the hair, you get the full thing. Right, She's 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:52.840 dressed up to the nines and going bang, one photo, 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:56.160 that's it. No, it was a full photo shoot. It 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.040 was Instagram photo shoot. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:58.440 One on one. 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:01.600 We're talking like twenty five different poses. Like I was 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:04.760 sitting there for a good two minutes, just clicking the snap, snap, snap, 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:07.640 snap snap. This is she's practices in front of me. 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.840 For sure, she's practicing. She knows her best side, she 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:12.800 knows what part of her body you'd be sticking at. 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:15.120 She why one point had a little little bump shot, 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:16.880 you know, and I was like, Okay, this is enough, 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.760 this is this gone absurd, this is too much, It's 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:22.400 too much. This world has gone to shit. I just 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.560 I can't handle it anymore. And then the worst thing 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.160 ron So I was interested. I told my friend the story. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.560 So then we go, we go, we gotta find the photos. Well, 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.320 you gotta Finecia, you did were you a decent photographer? 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:34.240 We gotta find the photos? 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.360 I mean worse if she didn't upload any photos and 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:37.800 you knew photo. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:41.520 Just terrible, just terrible. Well we found her, We found her, 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:44.600 found the photos. Look, I must say, schmicked out a job, 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:48.040 well done, coxye good fellow, great photos. Didn't get a 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:51.720 tagged thinking it mentioned, no nothing, no love for doing 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.560 this chivalrous thing of pulling over on the side of 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.480 the road and taking your minuture photos shoot for Instagram 0:16:57.480 --> 0:17:00.760 from the Melbourne Fashion Festival, and got zero, not even 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:03.080 a thank you message. She said she knew who I was, 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:05.560 didn't even send a thank you message after she had 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:06.639 put it up or anything like that. 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.040 Just gave me zilch. 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.000 So you did something for someone and got nothing in return. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.159 Yeah, it was no good. I'm not happy with that. 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:19.919 Ran good one. See if I pulled over to a 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:21.560 woman on the side of the road and said, hey, 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.480 can I help you, I probably wouldn't have got the 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:28.000 same treatment. Get the fuck out of here, leave me alone. 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:30.760 The amount of times that you do the favor for 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:32.959 like girls, or like there's a group of girls at 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:34.639 lunch and they're like, hey, can you take a photo? 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.520 Sorry to ask, blah blah blah, and you're like, yeah, whatever, 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.080 I'll do the same, take the photo, photo, photo, because 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:41.199 you know you like spam like four, five, six, And 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.080 then give them back the phone and they do the 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.480 quick like flick through them and go, oh nah, can 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:47.480 you take like better ones? And hand the phone back 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:52.119 like nah, I didn't want to take the first ones. 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:54.280 Now I got to take more ones because you're telling 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:59.760 me my work is shit. Get out of here. Speaking 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:03.919 of let's I want to jump into this. Am I 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:04.600 the asshole? 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:05.639 Yes? 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:11.240 Because last week's went so well, I've gone doubled down, 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:15.000 gone around again. This one is am I the asshole 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:18.600 for telling my son I don't like the name that 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:22.800 he has chosen for his child. Oh so my son, 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.480 not my son, her son, but this is her story. 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:29.680 So my son and his wife, both twenty seven, had 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:33.600 their first child three days ago. During the pregnancy, they 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.879 wanted to keep the gender of surprise until birth, and 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:39.560 we were doing old wives tales, and they settled on 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:42.080 it was going to be a boy, because that's what 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.600 the old wives tales were saying, right, since they were 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:48.080 so convinced they'd settled on a name, Henry. 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:49.640 How do you spell Henry. 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:53.439 H E N I? 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:54.560 I fuck? Why? 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:56.520 Just why they eye just put a y. 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:59.280 I want to emphasize that I had no issue with 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:01.679 that name. I think it's a nice name. And I 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:04.200