Speaker 1: Hey, legends, Welcome back to the Mason Cock Show. It's
Speaker 1: the entertainment podcast. Lot happening. We've got the Academy Awards
Speaker 1: just finished up. Who was best Dressed? We answer that question.
Speaker 1: We've got Braiden's weird news stories. A math teacher does
Speaker 1: MMA on their students. Yes, that is a story that's
Speaker 1: happened this week. And lastly, would you date you?
Speaker 2: We answer that.
Speaker 1: Question and much much more on this podcast starting now.
Speaker 1: All right, plenty to get into, but without further ado.
Speaker 1: Welcome Brighten.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday week.
Speaker 2: Thank you, it was a big week, thirty two. We're
Speaker 2: getting there.
Speaker 3: I've already been there. I'm thirty three, thirty three.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday for last week. Happy birthday for last week.
Speaker 3: It is weird, it is. It always trips me out
Speaker 3: that I'm a year older than you, but you're about
Speaker 3: a flop toller than me. Like it doesn't seem fair.
Speaker 1: Heighten age, don't go together. I had to break it
Speaker 1: to you, Braiden. But we're right because we all lot here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with the water cooler chat and there's
Speaker 1: plenty happening. We've got the Academy Awards just finished off.
Speaker 1: We got Best Picture was Everything everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet, I must say, but looking
Speaker 1: at the Awards, they took the shop. They came in
Speaker 1: and ravaged the Academy Awards this year Best Actress Michelle Yo,
Speaker 1: Best Supporting Actor Khuon Kwan, Best Supporting Actress Jamie Lick
Speaker 1: Curtis Avatar not to be found one of these Avatar
Speaker 1: takes about twenty years to make. How that did not
Speaker 1: make it into the Academy Awards as the Best Picture
Speaker 1: A beautiful flop.
Speaker 3: I'd say, I don't know. It made a lot of money,
Speaker 3: so I guess that's probably you know, you'd you'd be
Speaker 3: laughing all the way to the bank with that one.
Speaker 1: The movie Elvis did get quite a bit of love
Speaker 1: there at the Academy Awards, and that was filmed in
Speaker 1: Australia during the crazy times of COVID and Austin Butler,
Speaker 1: who's Elvis in the movie, was nominated for Best Actors,
Speaker 1: so they did get a roll of recognition, but they
Speaker 1: didn't get a lot of awards for the night.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: That's a long bow, Oh it was he uh.
Speaker 1: To give some love to Australia, you know, I'll give
Speaker 1: some love to the Aussies for sure. But the more
Speaker 1: importantly though, and this is what everyone's here for.
Speaker 2: Elvis was no hey, break to you.
Speaker 1: He's died. He's kind of like Bob Hawk passed away recently.
Speaker 3: The little update, just checking if you were on top
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: Come on this week, Come on on this week. But anyway,
Speaker 1: we're back to the most important thing. This is what
Speaker 1: academy is all about. Who's got the best outfit? Who
Speaker 1: wore the best outfit on the day. There was plenty,
Speaker 1: there plenty to choose from Brighton, But who do you
Speaker 1: think had the best outfit on the knot.
Speaker 3: I did say one. I don't really keep an eye
Speaker 3: out for much of them, but one did pop into
Speaker 3: my my timeline.
Speaker 2: Nicole kidman na Er were a love for Australia this week.
Speaker 3: The Chick with the Dead Dogs, Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1: Lady Goga talk about many times what an adjective to
Speaker 1: go with the Chick with the Dead Dogs.
Speaker 3: Anyway, moving past that, it's always harping on that and
Speaker 3: people think that I hate dogs. I get that so much.
Speaker 3: I don't hate dogs. But her dress from the front,
Speaker 3: you know, it looks pretty stuck stand. It looks pretty nice,
Speaker 3: like a little black number. From the back's just that
Speaker 3: big old peach on display, just like the ass is
Speaker 3: fully out with like a bigger like a g banger
Speaker 3: up at the front, up the back, right up the guts.
Speaker 1: See from front, you think, oh, what a class act.
Speaker 1: Just swat a class out. You turn around to get
Speaker 1: Leady Gaga.
Speaker 2: That's it. It's lady guy, there no doubt about it.
Speaker 3: So I like that one. That one gets my votes.
Speaker 3: It reminded me of when Bucks and Tanya went to
Speaker 3: the Brown Law when she had the little g number
Speaker 3: that was.
Speaker 1: It actually does remind me very much of that one
Speaker 1: iconic dress of the Brown Loaves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Brown Laws had a couple of Beck Judd,
Speaker 3: the Beck Judd og when she was like first burst
Speaker 3: onto the scene, burst through like Juddy out of a pack.
Speaker 2: Yes, now she's making more money than Jody, I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's wearing like athletic gear and stuff around right brightness.
Speaker 1: Oh, everyone wears it. Everyone wears that stuff and shout
Speaker 1: out to them. And if you want to sponsor.
Speaker 2: The podcast, let us know, let us know. We will
Speaker 2: be all about it.
Speaker 3: But the Judgs have the cash money.
Speaker 1: That's it for the water cooler chap. Now we're into
Speaker 1: the weird news week. That is for Brandon.
Speaker 3: She's been light on in the world. Just a few dresses,
Speaker 3: just a few dresses this week. Well, I've got to
Speaker 3: rip our carriers through this. This one you mentioned off
Speaker 3: the top. Math teacher arrested after making fifth grader faint
Speaker 3: while demonstrating a chokehold. So just go on the rear,
Speaker 3: naked on the on the kid and stone cold stunner.
Speaker 3: Little kid didn't want to.
Speaker 2: Tap, couldn't smell the rock was cooking.
Speaker 3: Just went out like a light. That's carriage from the
Speaker 3: fifth grader to not give up. That's a strong so
Speaker 3: that kid will go places in life. But female, yeah,
Speaker 3: female teacher staff member at the school in Connecticut was
Speaker 3: arrested after police say a fifth grade student lost consciousness
Speaker 3: when she demonstrated a chokehold maneuver. An officer from New
Speaker 3: York Police that they were demonstrating jiu jitsu on some
Speaker 3: of the students. The police officer had an answer for
Speaker 3: that question, but it was a bit harder to answer
Speaker 3: this next one. Any idea how it came to be
Speaker 3: that she was teaching them martial arts when she's a
Speaker 3: math coach, you know, is all. The investigation was still ongoing.
Speaker 3: We're not sure exactly why she decided to do that.
Speaker 3: Let me decode that one for you. We have no
Speaker 3: fucking idea why she's choking out kids at school. We're
Speaker 3: just investigating. We'll get to the bottom of this one.
Speaker 3: But so straight after this kid fated lost consciousness, went
Speaker 3: to the school nurse immediately, and still the school nurse
Speaker 3: got onto things. So she's facing charges such as strangulation, risker,
Speaker 3: injury to a mind, and reckless endangerment according to police.
Speaker 3: And although she's resigned due to the incident, there was
Speaker 3: one parent that was interviewed that was rather forgiving of
Speaker 3: the incident. Clearly, I don't think she knew what she
Speaker 3: was doing. I mean, if she did, I don't think
Speaker 3: she would have intentionally choked them out. I don't think
Speaker 3: she would have intentionally choked them out.
Speaker 2: Lady.
Speaker 3: It's a real naked choke. There's one objective, it's to
Speaker 3: choke them out. So, I mean, you're pretty forgiving. If
Speaker 3: you're sending your kid to school, she's probably like, you know,
Speaker 3: sometimes I just want to do.
Speaker 2: It at home.
Speaker 3: Oh, she was so forgiving. It's like, you know, you
Speaker 3: gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2: Look, I see her brother do that all the time.
Speaker 3: This one's a good one. I'll put this. I'll file
Speaker 3: it under instant karma because a fleeing Florida motorcyclist flips
Speaker 3: off police before getting hit by a truck.
Speaker 2: Florida man, he's back.
Speaker 3: So this one was almost simultaneous.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So there's a whole group of motor cycle riders in
Speaker 3: a big just a group of hooligans, and they're just
Speaker 3: riding through, you know, red lights and speeding and wheelies.
Speaker 3: Florida motorcyclist is facing multiple charges after he blew through
Speaker 3: a red light while fleeing from local police and flipping
Speaker 3: them off, only seconds later getting t boned by an
Speaker 3: oncoming truck. The motorcyclist miraculously survived the crash, briefly attempting
Speaker 3: to run on foot before being apprehended by police. I know,
Speaker 3: you idiot, Yeah, I know, yeah, you know you know.
Speaker 3: So yeah, he didn't really, he didn't fight them verbally.
Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, you got me. I'm a dickhead.
Speaker 3: He didn't get much sympathy from the police officers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at it. Are you're not kidding me?
Speaker 3: It seems like you're in putting good from there to here. Well,
Speaker 3: no ship, he's saying that his leg hurts. Yeah, well
Speaker 3: no ship. You got hit by a bloody truck going
Speaker 3: through a red light. So they didn't have much sympathy
Speaker 3: for him. But sometimes you just need to know when
Speaker 3: to shut up, Yes, sir, he complied pretty quickly after that.
Speaker 3: Oh he got drilled and they had no sympathy for him,
Speaker 3: and he was you know, I think the adrenaline had
Speaker 3: him up and running there for a bit and he
Speaker 3: just gave up pretty quick.
Speaker 2: Love is this biker gang just peace? See you? Yeah, Donne?
Speaker 3: And that was his argument. He was like, but there
Speaker 3: were tons of other people doing it.
Speaker 2: They're like, where are they? Where are they?
Speaker 3: It's like, well, we caught you, didn't we, So now
Speaker 3: we're going to take it all out on you. Now,
Speaker 3: this one we all know Keanu Reeves. Yes, we all
Speaker 3: love him. He's the nicest man on the face of
Speaker 3: the planet. Well, Keanu Reeves took the red pill. What No, seriously,
Speaker 3: he took the actual red pill from the set of
Speaker 3: the movie. During a recent Reddit Ask Me Anything and
Speaker 3: Amy Reeves was asked if you'd ever stolen anything from
Speaker 3: any of the movies that he's been on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and.
Speaker 3: He said he hadn't stolen anything, but he was given
Speaker 3: a watch from John Wick, a sword from forty seven Ronan,
Speaker 3: and he was given the first red pill from the
Speaker 3: Matrix movie Wow. So he actually has the red Pill
Speaker 3: Atdie's house. And that leads me to ask you the question, Mason,
Speaker 3: what is the best thing you've ever, let's say, received
Speaker 3: from work. I don't want to know how you got it,
Speaker 3: but there's got to be something that you've received from work.
Speaker 1: I will say for I'll say two things. Well, I
Speaker 1: just recently got a Spider Man action figure from a
Speaker 1: kid who was the most lovely kid as a bit
Speaker 1: of a Christmas present. That's hanging now in my car
Speaker 1: as a reminder of this kid because he's such an
Speaker 1: absolute legend. The weirdest thing I've been asked to sign,
Speaker 1: I must say this was a plastic bag like half
Speaker 1: a sandwich, plastic bag like a glad bag, like a
Speaker 1: glad bat. And it was my first year of VFL
Speaker 1: and it was in the change rooms. So this lady
Speaker 1: had just walked onto the field beause over a VFL
Speaker 1: just walks on the field. She walked down the race,
Speaker 1: walked around the corner. Everyone's changing butt ass naked. She
Speaker 1: walks in casually looks at me. My jocks are like down.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, can you shot my glad wrap bag?
Speaker 2: And I looked.
Speaker 1: I was like, she's not staff. I had no idea
Speaker 1: who this lady is. She looked a bit like a junkie,
Speaker 1: and I was like what. She's just like, Oh, I
Speaker 1: just need I just need this autograph. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I am, but I'm stark naked. Lady calm down, like
Speaker 1: and I went to this guy and go, do we
Speaker 1: know this? Lady goes, no, I'm not us. Can you
Speaker 1: escort her the fuck out of this choint? She's just
Speaker 1: rolled around into this place with dudes Dick's hanging out
Speaker 1: and just asked for a freaking baggy to be signed
Speaker 1: out of the blue for god knows what reason, and
Speaker 1: just started casually walking around as if she owned the
Speaker 1: joint and it was no big deal. Does that park
Speaker 1: there's a wild, wild time. I will never forget that
Speaker 1: as one of the first experiences of AFL in my life.
Speaker 3: I guess she could have asked for more suss things
Speaker 3: down in the men's change trip and no check fraud
Speaker 3: or know anything coming your way after she ripped your
Speaker 3: signature from this claud Bergers, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know so far. I don't know so far, Brod.
Speaker 3: That's it for weird wacky news, but we will get
Speaker 3: into the dating segment now. She's she's a pretty dry
Speaker 3: segment this week. I myself have an excuse. I was
Speaker 3: up in Newcastle working, but I didn't see Mason doing
Speaker 3: a hell of a lot. So surely you've got some
Speaker 3: news for us.
Speaker 2: I've got a few things that happen this week. They're
Speaker 2: pretty interesting. Now. The first one is kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to handle the situation, but maybe
Speaker 1: I can get a bit of help from you to
Speaker 1: the crowd, whoever it may be.
Speaker 3: I think you only do weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my life's very odd. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: And it just there's some things like this that happen.
Speaker 1: You go like why just why?
Speaker 2: Why me? Why?
Speaker 1: And this week I had a female come up to
Speaker 1: me and she started hitting on me, and I was
Speaker 1: kind of like, it's very obvious, and my friend's like
Speaker 1: it wasn't just me thinking your girl's hitting on me,
Speaker 1: because like everyone's always gonna be like, oh you just
Speaker 1: thought whatever. Uh but my friends did acknowledge it, dude,
Speaker 1: and she acknowledged at the end. Right, So this girl.
Speaker 1: The weird thing about her she was engaged, engaged and
Speaker 1: I'm not saying like secretly engaged in not wearing the
Speaker 1: ring no prominent on.
Speaker 2: Her finger, and I mean prominent on her finger.
Speaker 3: Are you at her wedding?
Speaker 2: No, not at her wedding.
Speaker 1: I wasn't crashing the wedding, Brandon wasn't a wedding crasher,
Speaker 1: although on my bucket list to crash your wedding, not
Speaker 1: to not no, no, don't take that in the wrong way.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Yes, this girl hit on me.
Speaker 1: Was engaged, and then randomly like at the end, was like, hey,
Speaker 1: like we should hang out and like if you ever
Speaker 1: want to do anything, let me know, And I was
Speaker 1: like no, just not even no, not even remotely.
Speaker 4: I think I'm good. Uh well just and I had
Speaker 4: to awkwardly just walk away. That's not the first time
Speaker 4: it's happened to you. You were talking about a trip
Speaker 4: that you took to the States.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it must be a vibe that you give up vibe,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe you're on maybe you're on their whole past list.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe, like the husband knows other fiance knows about it.
Speaker 2: Whole past list for a female.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it, like maybe you're on it. You're
Speaker 3: not on my whole past list, but like maybe that's
Speaker 3: that's the only I'm giving that, just that little window. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and she gets back to her fiance is like, oh,
Speaker 3: I finally met Mason Cox.
Speaker 2: Maybe people are just in weird open relationships nowadays. I'm
Speaker 2: not really sure. What's the second time it's happened to me?
Speaker 3: So you did you said no?
Speaker 1: I said no, not about that. If you want to
Speaker 1: be with someone for the rest of your life, be
Speaker 1: with them. They'll be looking around.
Speaker 3: Good morals, their mace.
Speaker 1: My mother doesn't know anything about my dating life, so
Speaker 1: now this podcast she's the most excited about because she
Speaker 1: gets all the dating info that is nothing about my life.
Speaker 3: Did she say anything about the going to the Chicago
Speaker 3: movie and then getting back in the car and saying
Speaker 3: that you had a good day?
Speaker 1: She did, but I think she she was like, I
Speaker 1: remember actually that day, but doesn't know the details till
Speaker 1: now whenever.
Speaker 3: We mentioned it on the podcast, too sad to bring up.
Speaker 2: She just so, now that you're a grown adult, we
Speaker 2: could be honest about these things.
Speaker 3: Oh God, And you had an incident about taking a
Speaker 3: photo for someone. Now, I'm normally in this basket because
Speaker 3: I hang around with the celebrity c listers and it's
Speaker 3: always hey, can you take a photo of me in
Speaker 3: the ex football or whatever? And I'm like, yeah, sure whatever.
Speaker 3: Didn't want to be in a photo anyway. And you
Speaker 3: had this experience.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was.
Speaker 1: I was driving home from work and I was in
Speaker 1: these backstreets and I was stopped at a kind of
Speaker 1: like a light thing, right, and I'd slowed down. I
Speaker 1: was like, saw this girl in the corner, and I
Speaker 1: was I was thinking. I was like, oh, she's quite
Speaker 1: old up, dressed up, you know. And she had this tripod,
Speaker 1: this big tripod with you know, the video camera or
Speaker 1: the cell phone on it. And I was like, she
Speaker 1: trying to take a selfie of herself, you know, but
Speaker 1: she couldn't do it. She wanted to get the full dressing.
Speaker 1: She was going to the Melbourn Fashion Festival. Right influence
Speaker 1: influencer vi obs one oh one, So what do you do?
Speaker 2: The nice guy? I'd rolled down the window. I said, oh,
Speaker 2: would you like some help?
Speaker 1: She goes Mason Cox and I was like, shit, terrible start,
Speaker 1: terrible start.
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, and she was like oh
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: She was all, if you don't mind, I would love that, right,
Speaker 1: And I thought, look, paying forward, doing a nice thing, right,
Speaker 1: being chivalrous to the other half of society, right of
Speaker 1: the female side. So I go park the car, I drive,
Speaker 1: I walk over to the camera and I'd take her phone.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, go ahead, a blank wall behind her.
Speaker 1: I said, do you think do you think?
Speaker 2: Do you think?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: And I'm thinking one photo.
Speaker 1: Good, get the full outfit, you get the heels, you
Speaker 1: get the hair, you get the full thing. Right, She's
Speaker 1: dressed up to the nines and going bang, one photo,
Speaker 1: that's it. No, it was a full photo shoot. It
Speaker 1: was Instagram photo shoot.
Speaker 2: One on one.
Speaker 1: We're talking like twenty five different poses. Like I was
Speaker 1: sitting there for a good two minutes, just clicking the snap, snap, snap,
Speaker 1: snap snap. This is she's practices in front of me.
Speaker 1: For sure, she's practicing. She knows her best side, she
Speaker 1: knows what part of her body you'd be sticking at.
Speaker 1: She why one point had a little little bump shot,
Speaker 1: you know, and I was like, Okay, this is enough,
Speaker 1: this is this gone absurd, this is too much, It's
Speaker 1: too much. This world has gone to shit. I just
Speaker 1: I can't handle it anymore. And then the worst thing
Speaker 1: ron So I was interested. I told my friend the story.
Speaker 1: So then we go, we go, we gotta find the photos. Well,
Speaker 1: you gotta Finecia, you did were you a decent photographer?
Speaker 2: We gotta find the photos?
Speaker 3: I mean worse if she didn't upload any photos and
Speaker 3: you knew photo.
Speaker 1: Just terrible, just terrible. Well we found her, We found her,
Speaker 1: found the photos. Look, I must say, schmicked out a job,
Speaker 1: well done, coxye good fellow, great photos. Didn't get a
Speaker 1: tagged thinking it mentioned, no nothing, no love for doing
Speaker 1: this chivalrous thing of pulling over on the side of
Speaker 1: the road and taking your minuture photos shoot for Instagram
Speaker 1: from the Melbourne Fashion Festival, and got zero, not even
Speaker 1: a thank you message. She said she knew who I was,
Speaker 1: didn't even send a thank you message after she had
Speaker 1: put it up or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Just gave me zilch.
Speaker 3: So you did something for someone and got nothing in return.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was no good. I'm not happy with that.
Speaker 3: Ran good one. See if I pulled over to a
Speaker 3: woman on the side of the road and said, hey,
Speaker 3: can I help you, I probably wouldn't have got the
Speaker 3: same treatment. Get the fuck out of here, leave me alone.
Speaker 3: The amount of times that you do the favor for
Speaker 3: like girls, or like there's a group of girls at
Speaker 3: lunch and they're like, hey, can you take a photo?
Speaker 3: Sorry to ask, blah blah blah, and you're like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 3: I'll do the same, take the photo, photo, photo, because
Speaker 3: you know you like spam like four, five, six, And
Speaker 3: then give them back the phone and they do the
Speaker 3: quick like flick through them and go, oh nah, can
Speaker 3: you take like better ones? And hand the phone back
Speaker 3: like nah, I didn't want to take the first ones.
Speaker 3: Now I got to take more ones because you're telling
Speaker 3: me my work is shit. Get out of here. Speaking
Speaker 3: of let's I want to jump into this. Am I
Speaker 3: the asshole?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Because last week's went so well, I've gone doubled down,
Speaker 3: gone around again. This one is am I the asshole
Speaker 3: for telling my son I don't like the name that
Speaker 3: he has chosen for his child. Oh so my son,
Speaker 3: not my son, her son, but this is her story.
Speaker 3: So my son and his wife, both twenty seven, had
Speaker 3: their first child three days ago. During the pregnancy, they
Speaker 3: wanted to keep the gender of surprise until birth, and
Speaker 3: we were doing old wives tales, and they settled on
Speaker 3: it was going to be a boy, because that's what
Speaker 3: the old wives tales were saying, right, since they were
Speaker 3: so convinced they'd settled on a name, Henry.
Speaker 2: How do you spell Henry.
Speaker 3: H E N I?
Speaker 1: I fuck? Why?
Speaker 2: Just why they eye just put a y.
Speaker 3: I want to emphasize that I had no issue with
Speaker 3: that name. I think it's a nice name. And I
Speaker 3: did try telling them not to get their hopes up
Speaker 3: because I don't know if it's going to be a.
Speaker 2: Boy or not. Yes, okay, I understand.
Speaker 3: Well, the baby was born and it turned out it
Speaker 3: was a girl. They hadn't decided on a name for
Speaker 3: a girl, so they went with Henrietta.
Speaker 2: Okay, that just.
Speaker 3: Put the R on the end. Now, I think this
Speaker 3: is where the problem starts. H E N R I
Speaker 3: E T T A h okay, Henrietta and Rietta.
Speaker 2: That is wild.
Speaker 3: But they asked me, as the grandmother, what I thought
Speaker 3: of the name, and I told them I wasn't a fan.
Speaker 3: They seem pretty angry, but I reassured them it's not
Speaker 3: my child, so they're free to make whatever choice they want.
Speaker 3: That's just my opinion. They asked me I gave it
Speaker 3: to him. They were still angry. I just said I
Speaker 3: could have lied. Yeah, Am I the asshle? What do
Speaker 3: you think, well, they asked, I think you just gotta
Speaker 3: lie for sure.
Speaker 2: For sure, you have to lie.
Speaker 3: I just feel like, nah ship name and it's an
Speaker 3: ugly kid, like it's okay to tell some lies. Lady,
Speaker 3: give some lies. You're allowed to have a couple of
Speaker 3: little white lives. We've all had friends that have had
Speaker 3: kids that you know, look adorable when they're born, looks
Speaker 3: so cute. They're cute ass kids.
Speaker 1: When someone calls you handsome besides hot, a lie.
Speaker 3: But I think you are the asshole because sometimes it's
Speaker 3: okay to lie.
Speaker 2: We know this.
Speaker 3: Little white lies aren't going to hurt it anyone. Actually,
Speaker 3: they're gonna stop you from hurting someone. Henrietta, great name,
Speaker 3: adorable kid. Can't wait to be the kid's grandmother for
Speaker 3: the rest of my short life.
Speaker 1: I have to disagree with you, brighten, because you think
Speaker 1: if they have another kid she doesn't speak up, how
Speaker 1: crazy that next game the next name gonna be if
Speaker 1: you don't tell them straight up be like, yo, you
Speaker 1: mess this one up, the next two you pop out.
Speaker 2: You best believe you fix that.
Speaker 1: You better fix that damn thing, because I want to
Speaker 1: be naming something Elijah with two z's in the middle
Speaker 1: of it and having to deal with that.
Speaker 2: Whenever it comes to roll call.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling it's just gonna be another iteration of Henry
Speaker 3: henri Otto.
Speaker 2: Would be Henry the second, then the third, than the fourth.
Speaker 3: They're lazy. I would have called them that if.
Speaker 1: Your grandma you actually okay with that, because grandmothers you
Speaker 1: can't be upset at. You know, once you get to
Speaker 1: a certain age, you know you just don't care, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, and shit just flows out of your mouth
Speaker 1: like it's okay because you're old, and you can say
Speaker 1: that as an excuse me, like sorry, you don't like
Speaker 1: what I say. I'm old, deal with it. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be living much longer. I'm gonna cack it soon anyway,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say what I speak, what I think
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3: I think the passive aggressive thing that annoyed me the
Speaker 3: most out of this whole thing was when she's like,
Speaker 3: but hey, it's not my kid, call her whatever the
Speaker 3: hell you want. I'm just telling you shitn't I I.
Speaker 2: Love the brutality of that brutality, big fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say grandma's the asshole grandma is.
Speaker 2: I disagree. I think she's a lovely lady.
Speaker 3: So you're putting it on the kids for what reason
Speaker 3: for them?
Speaker 2: For them? First of all, locking in Henry before it
Speaker 2: was born, a bit.
Speaker 3: Of a don't ask, don't tell, Like if you didn't
Speaker 3: want me to say, like, if you didn't want me
Speaker 3: to tell the truth, don't ask.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're gonna hate if you asked the question.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you the damn answer, whether you
Speaker 1: like it or not. I'm an old lady. I don't
Speaker 1: care what you think.
Speaker 3: Just feedback. If you ask the coach, what's your feedback
Speaker 3: and they say, hey, you can't kick, you can't mark,
Speaker 3: you're like, well.
Speaker 1: From America, fair enough, help Well, before we finish up,
Speaker 1: we've got a few questions. Now. I talked about this
Speaker 1: off the top, and I wanted to ask a question
Speaker 1: to you, Brandon, And this is a question maybe for
Speaker 1: myself also.
Speaker 2: Is would you date yourself? Think about it from put
Speaker 2: someone else in your shoes? Right?
Speaker 3: So if I was someone else, would I date me?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Nah? No chance not a nah?
Speaker 2: For what reasons?
Speaker 3: And yeah, for all the reasons that I know that
Speaker 3: I'm trying to cover up.
Speaker 1: For all the baggage I am about to bring on
Speaker 1: to this relationship.
Speaker 3: The problem is you know all your own flows unless
Speaker 3: you're not self aware, and then that's your biggest flaw. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would say that I definitely work too much. It
Speaker 3: ruins everything.
Speaker 2: You're building the business, It's part of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is is that's the lie I tell myself.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm always trying to convince people that, like
Speaker 3: when I go on dates that oh no, I can
Speaker 3: fit in Thursday and I can fit in you know, Sunday,
Speaker 3: Saturday and stuff. But like I'm shocking with texting back
Speaker 3: because I just, like, you know, I'm always working. I
Speaker 3: don't want to keep jumping out and jumping back into
Speaker 3: my phone. So yeah, I think my overworking is probably
Speaker 3: the biggest thing that would annoy the shit out of
Speaker 3: me because I do get annoyed by that when it's
Speaker 3: like if you say so, this happens all the time.
Speaker 3: When it'll be you meet someone on a dating app
Speaker 3: and it'll say their job is some like real not
Speaker 3: hard job where they're working like a nine.
Speaker 2: Don't be really general about that, when.
Speaker 3: They're working like a nine to five, and they just
Speaker 3: they all like they will bang on about I'm so
Speaker 3: flat out, I'm that busy. Oh I'm so overworked, and
Speaker 3: then you'll see them on Instagram like out at dinner
Speaker 3: or away for the weekend or whatever, and you're like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, but you're trying to downplay that. You'll like
Speaker 3: flat out. So they're thinking that you're not doing much
Speaker 3: and you're like working your fifteen eighteen hour days, no sleep,
Speaker 3: no days off, and they're like it annoys me when
Speaker 3: they complain, And in your head you're like, I know
Speaker 3: you ain't doing shit, but that's a me issue. That's
Speaker 3: why I wouldn't date myself.
Speaker 2: Well, it's very kind of you to think about them.
Speaker 3: This is a this is a trap. Well fucked this
Speaker 3: up because now everyone's going to know how biggest floors.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. I'm pretty public. I've given up
Speaker 1: a long time ago, bright, long long time ago.
Speaker 3: So would you date yourself?
Speaker 1: Not a chance in hell, a chance at hell, not
Speaker 1: in ten lifetimes, Steven.
Speaker 3: It's a good height matchup, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, if you can find I mean I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not against any height. I don't like to sit there
Speaker 1: and go I have to have someone over X amount
Speaker 1: of height. Although it had a lot of females, I
Speaker 1: feel like, do say that. And if you ever see
Speaker 1: one of my biggest things, I'll say this on this
Speaker 1: as a little side note. If you ever see anyone
Speaker 1: that's like over six foot one is a female in
Speaker 1: a bar. If I ever see one, oh man, it
Speaker 1: is locked eyes. They just just stare at you and
Speaker 1: it's like just they get there, like just locked into you,
Speaker 1: just laser beams into your face all night.
Speaker 3: And want someone taller than that.
Speaker 1: They want to be able to wear heels out. See
Speaker 1: I've been the only reason I know this because I
Speaker 1: had a friend that was six foot six and it
Speaker 1: was like she told me, this is like, this is
Speaker 1: the mentality they have going out. It's like I'm finding
Speaker 1: someone over this height. That's how it is. I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't find too many women that are that height.
Speaker 1: Going some shorter than them, I'll power to it. I
Speaker 1: think it's great, but often short. Yeah, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 3: I think if you picked a way shorter person it
Speaker 3: would help you.
Speaker 2: Out with having a kid that's a normal height.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought that maybe.
Speaker 1: I always think back to the shack putto with him
Speaker 1: and hoops his old girlfriend. It literally looks like a
Speaker 1: child next to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're not well endowed, I reckon it helps
Speaker 3: with the measurements. That's just one for you, for you, yes, ok, yeah,
Speaker 3: Now I will never date myself.
Speaker 2: I am too stubborn.
Speaker 1: I'm an absolute preck and I do things on my
Speaker 1: own and I just almost there's such thing as too independent.
Speaker 2: It's me and.
Speaker 3: Ugly as fuck. Is it a positive or a negative?
Speaker 3: If someone that you're looking at date doesn't have a
Speaker 3: social media presence at all.
Speaker 1: That's a huge, huge, plus huge positive for me. Someone
Speaker 1: that can live in the moment and not be on
Speaker 1: their phone all the time. And I'm really bad at
Speaker 1: this because I'm like one of those people. It's constantly,
Speaker 1: like you know, trying to sort things out and on
Speaker 1: my phone texting Colin whatever. It is a girl that
Speaker 1: can sit there and be in the moment huge turn on.
Speaker 3: What if it's because she doesn't know how to use
Speaker 3: the internet, she doesn't know how to use a phone.
Speaker 3: She's just a real cave man. Spec she's probably.
Speaker 1: Living in nim beIN. Yeah, not living the dream and
Speaker 1: nimbin on in her mind. But yeah, that would be
Speaker 1: a bit of a worry. But I think there's some
Speaker 1: people that consciously say I'm taking a break from social
Speaker 1: media or they like kind of go off social media.
Speaker 2: So that's kind of my mentality around.
Speaker 3: It would be good if someone had like, no, you know,
Speaker 3: if they're not on social media at all, and then
Speaker 3: that's like a like they don't know how to use
Speaker 3: a Netflix account very well, they don't know how to
Speaker 3: they're just not into like the people that don't have
Speaker 3: TVs at home when they're like, oh, I don't even
Speaker 3: have a TV in my house. I think most of
Speaker 3: them are lying, but like they're like, I don't even
Speaker 3: have a TV and I don't even watch the TV.
Speaker 3: What's the television.
Speaker 1: I will say this though, someone who doesn't have social media,
Speaker 1: if you've never met them before, right, it's a bit
Speaker 1: of a red flag because you don't know what you're
Speaker 1: getting into. And we talked about this recently, is like
Speaker 1: you really don't know what someone looks like until you
Speaker 1: actually see him in person. But what people do is
Speaker 1: they use social media as a bit of a face book,
Speaker 1: a book of faces to figure out what they actually looked.
Speaker 1: You know, your best photo, maybe a photo doesn't look
Speaker 1: as good photo. With friends, things like that, they can
Speaker 1: really dissect give an idea of really kind of what
Speaker 1: they look like before you meet them in person.
Speaker 3: And it's a good good strategy. When they add you
Speaker 3: on Instagram, scroll all the way back like four hundred
Speaker 3: photos or whatever they have, all the way back to
Speaker 3: number one. Just give it a like, oh that is
Speaker 3: that's creepy. It's just get in their head and they're like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck did he's been.
Speaker 2: Through the full profile.
Speaker 3: No, let them know. You've been in the trenches.
Speaker 1: Inches You've seen them when they're young, old, and in between.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If the if the first photos them at like twelve,
Speaker 3: don't advice, don't like it. Just if they're you know,
Speaker 3: a bit older.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, maybe just like over twenty, please over twenty.
Speaker 3: My advice always comes with real caveats, like the real
Speaker 3: like real stipulation. Yeah, don't do it all the time.
Speaker 3: It's just a good one if you're trying to have
Speaker 3: a creepy, funny joke. You know, there's levels to jokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you would date someone without social media and now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fine with it. I think it's probably more
Speaker 3: against me because I just don't upload anything ever. That
Speaker 3: And it's the number one question you always get when
Speaker 3: you when you meet on a dating app and you
Speaker 3: talk for a little bit. The first step now is hey,
Speaker 3: do you have like Instagram or whatever? And you give
Speaker 3: the Instagram and they follow and you hope they accept
Speaker 3: you follow back, or if they just delete you and
Speaker 3: ghost you, it's a bad sign. It probably means you're ugly.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I just figure when they see my profile
Speaker 3: and then it's like the last photo of me uploaded
Speaker 3: to my Instagram is like twenty nineteen or something.
Speaker 2: You need to update that, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, is the stash still there?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Wow, that definitely need to update that. Love a stash.
Speaker 3: The last photos of my dog and it was when
Speaker 3: he was like one year old.
Speaker 1: That's a classic bait out to the freeing Internet for ladies.
Speaker 2: Ah, here's my dog.
Speaker 3: He's beautiful and cute, such a loving, kind human. Well
Speaker 3: that's the only thing. The only thing that they have
Speaker 3: of me that's modern is every time you tag me
Speaker 3: in one of these clips.
Speaker 2: It's like it's in the clips photos.
Speaker 3: Don't paint me in the best line. Let's put it
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 2: I'll just picture the order. Oh my gosh, he's got
Speaker 2: a cute dog that shows up and sees your dog. Now, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like, holy smokes, this thing is huge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's and he's been locked up.
Speaker 1: He's locked up, he's in a chains like I just
Speaker 1: attached to the back porch.
Speaker 3: He's revved up, ready to rock.
Speaker 2: We'll finish off last thing. We've got. Debate of the Week.
Speaker 1: Now, this is a new segment I want to get
Speaker 1: into because I feel like there's so many things that
Speaker 1: I actually want to know myself and if I do
Speaker 1: things weirdly or oddly and if it's just normal in
Speaker 1: society or maybe we're just the wrong ones. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna ask a lot of different questions you might have it.
Speaker 1: So some of them like you know, toilet paper over
Speaker 1: under things like this that just we all have a
Speaker 1: debate over, okay, and we give our side of the
Speaker 1: story in the first one that we're going to be
Speaker 1: hot off the press is how often do you wash
Speaker 1: your hair? I know, I've talked to females, and females
Speaker 1: are like once a week, and I find that disgusting
Speaker 1: and the nicest way ladies that is that's gross.
Speaker 3: I don't lie. You haven't spoken to females.
Speaker 1: See he's on fire tonight anyway, So how often do
Speaker 1: you wash your hair? Braiden way worse than that. I
Speaker 1: don't like ever. No, I would do, but it's after
Speaker 1: very rare occasions.
Speaker 3: I'd probably wash my let's say six times a year.
Speaker 2: Six times a year, what's every two months?
Speaker 3: One, I don't have dandriff check the shoulders, No dandriff.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 1: I have curly as hair and saving a lot of
Speaker 1: cash on shampoo.
Speaker 3: So every time I wash it, it goes just real fluffy,
Speaker 3: and when I walk, I can feel it bubbing like
Speaker 3: an afro. So I only really wash it when it
Speaker 3: sees trauma. So like if I go camping and it
Speaker 3: gets full of like smoke from the fireplace, if I
Speaker 3: go to a pool and swim and chlorine, like if
Speaker 3: it if it gets really cooked like that, I don't
Speaker 3: think it stinks. I would be very self conscious if
Speaker 3: I could smell my own hair. I put like a
Speaker 3: scented wax in there every day.
Speaker 2: Do you do you get it wet in the shower? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, every day. Yeah, that's not what you're classing is washing?
Speaker 3: Is that like, ah, do you wash your body? Yeah,
Speaker 3: the water hits it.
Speaker 1: Some females don't get their hair wet because they don't
Speaker 1: want to wash.
Speaker 3: It, but that's like they don't want to straighten it again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I got like a mum and a sister and they
Speaker 3: go through the whole thing. We're all curly haired freaks,
Speaker 3: and well, mine when it's short, it stays like a
Speaker 3: little wavy, little edgy. But when it gets long. When
Speaker 3: I was in year twelve, I had long, tight ringlet curls. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I was fat with buck teeth. It looked like
Speaker 3: a real freak.
Speaker 1: Maybe don't put that as the first body you posted
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen on your socials.
Speaker 3: Chuck that up on the socials. So yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: like to wash it because what it does. But sometimes
Speaker 3: I'll wash it, like when I wash it after camping.
Speaker 3: Then I'll just chuck wax all through it and then
Speaker 3: I figure then that just gets it all dirty again,
Speaker 3: like straight away. So like I don't really get the
Speaker 3: point of it.
Speaker 1: I am sitting here on like two to three times
Speaker 1: a day with shampoo.
Speaker 2: That's a lot that.
Speaker 3: Have you thought of it from? Like, that's a lot
Speaker 3: of chemicals you're putting in your hair per day. So
Speaker 3: one can't be good for your hair. Surely it thins
Speaker 3: it out and sold chemically, is.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, the reason is like I'll wash my hair after training,
Speaker 1: I'll wash my hair after it weights, and I'll wash
Speaker 1: my hair again before I go to bed three times
Speaker 1: in a.
Speaker 2: Day, twice twice at work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I feel like whenever I sweat, I have
Speaker 1: to wash my hair because I feel if I sweat
Speaker 1: then I get like I start breaking out in the face.
Speaker 1: I need to clean up everything. It needs to be
Speaker 1: a kind of like back to back to schmick. So
Speaker 1: that's two to three times a day.
Speaker 3: I can too many chemicals.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of chemicals. And like I said, a
Speaker 2: lot of money I spend on shampoo a year.
Speaker 3: What if that so saysy your brand?
Speaker 1: Probably between that and growing up underneath power lines, there's
Speaker 1: quite a few things going on in my body that
Speaker 1: I don't want to probably know, Well, what.
Speaker 3: Brand do you go with if you're such as shampoo, condosseur.
Speaker 2: Head and shoulders.
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's simple.
Speaker 3: I figure see. I would wash my hair as much
Speaker 3: as they tell me too, if I had like wicked
Speaker 3: dan drifts.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, or if you had long locks.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'd wash my hair like whenever it
Speaker 1: was necessary, because that is a stable piece of your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I want to figure out a way if I
Speaker 3: can wash it without a getting all fluffy.
Speaker 2: You know, you get real dire.
Speaker 1: Whenever you got like the shampoo plus conditioner plus body wash.
Speaker 3: Boys just go like all in one. Bodys will get
Speaker 3: like the three and one. Use it on anything.
Speaker 1: Just you can wash your car, you can wash your
Speaker 1: body wash anything of that stuff.
Speaker 3: The brand should just be like something's better than nothing,
Speaker 3: just like get it on your stinking pre.
Speaker 1: Oh man. Well that is it everyone. That is the
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