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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian No Common Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Right now, I want to talk about what we do

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Speaker 2: on holiday. When we go on holiday, right, you know

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Speaker 2: about the second or third day, when you really sink

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Speaker 2: into a different time and place and you think you

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Speaker 2: could be anybody in anything. You feature a new life,

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Speaker 2: you do honestly, which is why last week I did

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Speaker 2: wring my wife from a place called Newiebar and said

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Speaker 2: we should move to the Byron hinterland in five years time.

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Speaker 2: That he's been away for like twenty hours. Have you

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Speaker 2: eve been on backed properties. It's like you're high on

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Speaker 2: the countryside.

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Speaker 1: The air up here, the air up here, it's beautiful,

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Speaker 1: the hintsland, the ocean.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, while I was there, I found this antique sort

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Speaker 2: of second hand shop and there was a big sort

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Speaker 2: of shortboard outside. It caught my attention. It said we

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Speaker 2: sell dead people's stuff, and I was like, I'm going

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Speaker 2: in here. That is the greatest. That's better than just

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Speaker 2: do it. We all know that when you go in there,

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Speaker 2: old mustardness, old dead man's shoes and old Nani's.

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Speaker 3: Brooch, and through the smell about this antique dust.

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Speaker 1: It's deafinitely dust.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we sell dead people's stuff, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: this is great, You've got me. I go in and

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Speaker 2: they've got all kinds of lovely dead people stuff. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I see this box, okay, and it's about, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: a foot and a half square square box and the

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Speaker 2: label says antique Japanese box. And I'm like, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to have that. And I'm on in mind, I've got

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Speaker 2: to fly back in four days time. How do I

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Speaker 2: transport an antique Japanese box.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to worry about the right now, you

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Speaker 1: know why, I'm on holiday. I could be anything and anybody.

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Speaker 1: So I got the counter.

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Speaker 2: The lady goes, lots of people have looked at this,

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Speaker 2: but no one's boughting you. And I'm thinking, is that

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Speaker 2: a compliment? Is She's saying? She went, are you visiting here?

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Speaker 2: And I went, yeah, yeah. She goes, do you do

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Speaker 2: you want me to send it back or anything or

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Speaker 2: like pack it?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'll put it in my suit case. She went,

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Speaker 2: it's a Japanese antiques Japanese box. I'm sure I can

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Speaker 2: put stuff around it and stuff like that. Anyway, I

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Speaker 2: put it in the middle of the suitcase and I

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Speaker 2: was why it would get broken. It was like a

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks, which I don't think can you buy an

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Speaker 2: antique for one hundred dollars? I don't think an antique.

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Speaker 2: I don't think an.

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Speaker 4: Antique is valued to one hundred bus Anyway, the label

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Speaker 4: said in handwriting, the human told me this was a

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Speaker 4: Japanese antique anti box.

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Speaker 3: What was it used to? What did it used to

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Speaker 3: be used for?

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Speaker 1: And what are you going to put in it? Uh?

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Speaker 1: To those more questions my wife had when I called

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Speaker 1: the family around, went dance back from all and they

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Speaker 1: gather around, look at this.

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Speaker 2: This is a Japanese antique box, and they went that

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Speaker 2: she's really nice. My wife just sat there, arms following

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Speaker 2: we're going to put in so I actually said Jack,

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Speaker 2: I went notes like, you know the crap we come

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Speaker 2: up with on this, Well, next time you hear a

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Speaker 2: dumb idea, you go, that's come out of his antiques shirt. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: my wife goes, what's even on the front, went, there's

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Speaker 2: an elderly fisherman and in this story it's like a

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Speaker 2: store in the front that image it's his grandson and

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Speaker 2: they're fishing down by one of those old Japanese rivers.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful pagoda.

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Speaker 2: There's always a pagoda, isn't there Japan lava pagoda, the pagoda,

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Speaker 2: they're always in those scenes.

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Speaker 1: So anyway I put in the suitcase. I was like,

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Speaker 1: do you know what? They just throw those suitcases around.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get this the other end and

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Speaker 2: show my family my new beloved auntie and it's all

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Speaker 2: just shattered. So I thought I'll put it in my

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Speaker 2: carry on hand logo your k because I can look after. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: it goes through the scanner and obviously I get bulled aside,

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Speaker 2: right and they go.

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Speaker 1: Is this your bags? And I think, what if that?

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Speaker 1: What if someone in the Japanese banner had like trucks

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Speaker 2: Panic, I could have had snuff in there or anything,

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Speaker 2: those crazy old Japanese.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing. And they're going to go,

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Speaker 1: this is your boxer, Oh I got it in the hint.

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Speaker 2: Any old stone up there or hippeaking about this? You

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Speaker 2: know what they like up there?

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Speaker 1: It really belongs to a dead.

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Speaker 2: While Anderson lives fifteen minutes and where well Anderson could

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Speaker 2: about this to store some of this stuff?

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Speaker 1: And I don't know when I go, yeah, they open

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Speaker 1: it up. Of course they see.

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Speaker 2: This in a monkst like I put like socks and

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Speaker 2: underpants around it. An antique box. I see the lady go,

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Speaker 2: and I go, I got it. It's an antique Japanese thing.

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Speaker 2: I bought it somewhere, okay, and she did that you

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Speaker 2: know that swap thing they do.

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Speaker 1: And I'm thinking this, this could be the end of me.

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Speaker 1: This could be the end of me. Luckily there was

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Speaker 1: no drugs on it, so onlyway.

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Speaker 2: This morning we want to know about what did you

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Speaker 2: bring back from holiday?

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Speaker 1: I now own an anti's Japanese box. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what I got?

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Speaker 5: Max?

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Speaker 1: Satday? It's still not thinking it yet.

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Speaker 2: Today I am going to put some stuff in there,

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Speaker 2: couple of sharpiees pens and post it notes. This is

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Speaker 2: the Christian o'connells show podcast This morning, What did you

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Speaker 2: bring back from holiday? So I've got my antique Japanese box? Ria,

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Speaker 2: What did you bring back from holiday?

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Speaker 3: I too came to the allure of the Japanese holiday. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I brought back a silk kimono, from.

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Speaker 2: Which kimono is the elite of gentleman's dressing gowns.

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Speaker 1: The silkness, the flimsiness.

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Speaker 3: I became very accustomed to it wearing it around in Japan.

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Speaker 3: But then as I thought, I'm gonna wear.

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Speaker 2: This when I go back to my normal life, the

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Speaker 2: antique box.

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Speaker 3: A Japanese emperor, And then when you wear it in Melbourne,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't have the same vibe.

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Speaker 1: You can't wander around paran like that. It seems to

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Speaker 1: be problematic. Not quite.

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Speaker 2: And also the thing about I've never worn such a

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Speaker 2: garment don't strike me as very reassuringly. Everything in there secure,

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Speaker 2: not for boys, so worried about one cross of the

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Speaker 2: legs and one of the silk eggs could pop out, and.

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Speaker 3: Like Zephyr would create.

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Speaker 1: Problem. I wouldn't. Everything isn't tethered in there.

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Speaker 2: You do any of us actually just ask my the

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Speaker 2: brothers on the show, do any of us actually use

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Speaker 2: a dressing gown?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Gifted me one twice. Yeah, I did

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Speaker 1: something about feeling insecurity. I don't feel everything pajamas under it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the points to My wife loves that's her

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Speaker 2: idea of happiness.

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Speaker 1: The evening is getting an addressing gain.

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Speaker 2: I don't feel the cave is protect that's why I think,

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Speaker 2: I think any anything can flop out.

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Speaker 1: The draw string is too high, it's around the way too.

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Speaker 2: High, and it comes over very very easy. It's an

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Speaker 2: unsecure house, That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: So and producer Tom came back from Alice Springs last week. Tom,

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Speaker 2: what did you bring back from holiday? I bought an

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Speaker 2: acubra in the Northern Territory. We've seen the photo, and

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Speaker 2: a shame that we've only seen the photo because you

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Speaker 2: should be wearing it in Why buy it and not

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Speaker 2: wear exactly?

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Speaker 1: Be proud of that?

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Speaker 2: It's a good look. We've seen a photo, Patsy. Have

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Speaker 2: you seen the folks? It's like Indiana Jones As found

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Speaker 2: his grandson and lent him.

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Speaker 1: His is a kubra hat. All right. So it's morning

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Speaker 1: on nine four one four one o four three. What

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Speaker 1: did you bring back from holiday? Marie?

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Petty Marie?

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Speaker 1: What did you bring?

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Speaker 2: We're very good and I hope you're well Marie? Thanks

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Speaker 2: cool on the show. What did you bring back from holiday?

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Speaker 5: We bought beck a Jack Russell puppy?

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Speaker 1: How do you fit that? In the old overhead locker?

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Speaker 5: It was a driving holiday to a country b and

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Speaker 5: B for our anniversary, and I just fell in love

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Speaker 5: because we had recently lost our old jack Russell, and

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Speaker 5: I just thought it must be fate that we've came

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Speaker 5: across this little of puppies and she was the last

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Speaker 5: one remaining that at the.

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Speaker 1: BnB they had the owner was like a litter of puppies.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she had her own dog, had had a litter

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Speaker 5: of puppies.

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Speaker 1: What a smart way to sell a load?

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Speaker 2: I reckon that BnB is just you know, you come

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Speaker 2: for asleep, you'll leave with a puppy. It's like a bordello.

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Speaker 2: She's a madam of the house. Inf and that old

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Speaker 2: puppy out.

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Speaker 5: She was free. She wasn't even selling.

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Speaker 1: Us what free is in like she was giving them away.

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Speaker 1: Or you took the toiletries and then a puppy.

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Speaker 2: With a little bag of cookies and puppies heads in

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Speaker 2: the pump jumper.

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Speaker 1: That's a different phone in puppy down my jumper.

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Speaker 5: Oh she loves to cuddle.

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Speaker 1: Or some can get very attached when you leave. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. She cool, Thank you bye bye

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Speaker 1: now nine four.

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Speaker 2: No that's not the numbers it yeah it is. Actually

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Speaker 2: it's a start of it, you know. I always like

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Speaker 2: to break it up like this No. Four and then dramastically.

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Speaker 1: When they've written that down. Yeah yeah, yeah, a bit

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Speaker 1: more ink in that pen.

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