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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Back to school today,

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Speaker 1: My youngster's back to school. Santa Claus, for some unknown reason,

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Speaker 1: decided to buy him an archery set for Christmas. Archery,

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Speaker 1: a full on archery set, one of those full on ones.

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Speaker 1: It's not a kid's one, No, it's a it's a

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Speaker 1: because he's seventeen. But Santa thought, oh, you know, get

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Speaker 1: him outside, get him away from the screen, get him

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Speaker 1: an archery set. Get the neighbor's nervous. Yeah, so oh no,

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Speaker 1: And he who wants to see a seventeen year old

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Speaker 1: with an archer with a full bow and arrow unless

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Speaker 1: he's William Tell LUs he's wearing tights and he's in

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Speaker 1: a play. That's or he's stupid, that's naked. No one

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Speaker 1: wants to see any of it. So I set up

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Speaker 1: this target for him out of a cardboard box. And

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Speaker 1: this thing was just ripping through the cardboard box, boom,

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Speaker 1: straight through. Is this outside or inside? Is outside? And

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Speaker 1: she sistered all. So I said, well, you know, let's

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Speaker 1: let's make a target for you, mate, Let's let's work

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Speaker 1: on that. And he has yeah, right here. So I

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Speaker 1: have this old palette hanging around, so I've got a palette,

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Speaker 1: and then I got some old bits of wood that

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Speaker 1: I had him a shed, various soft woods, and so

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Speaker 1: I've got my circular saw out and I'm yelling at

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Speaker 1: him because because he's walked outside and he said, what's

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Speaker 1: this what's this thing outside? What's this golden orb in

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Speaker 1: the sky? So that's the sun, mate, shoot it out.

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Speaker 1: So I've got the circular saw. We're having a bit

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Speaker 1: of a bonding moment, you know, and I'm quite pleased

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Speaker 1: with my efforts to make the target. Did you say

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Speaker 1: it on my Instagram? I put a little picture of

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Speaker 1: it on my Instagram, I think so. And we've got

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Speaker 1: around the side of the house. We've got this no

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Speaker 1: man's land. It's a bit of an alley between the

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Speaker 1: neighbor's house and our house. But it's very high brick walls,

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Speaker 1: so he's not going to kill anyone with this arrow.

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Speaker 1: So I've set the target up. It's all done. It's

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Speaker 1: taken me the better part of an afternoon to do,

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Speaker 1: and I'm quite proud of my work. And then we're

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Speaker 1: standing there and go and get your bow, mate, let's

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Speaker 1: let's give it a test. And I was, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing yesterday, so I don't usually swear in

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Speaker 1: front of my kids. I said, well, what the why

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Speaker 1: are you telling me this now after we spent half

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Speaker 1: the day building this? And this is what he said. Well,

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Speaker 1: if I told you earlier, then I'd have to put

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Speaker 1: up with your disappointed face all day. So now I've

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Speaker 1: just told you, and I only have your disappointed face

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Speaker 1: for a small shorter amount of is wrong because you're

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Speaker 1: still disappointed, just like he said, And then he just

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Speaker 1: walked off. So was it broken as it can never

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Speaker 1: be used again? The string broke because one of his

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Speaker 1: mates is playing with it and he's pulled it back

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Speaker 1: and let it go without an arrow on it. Can

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Speaker 1: you fix it? Well, you get another string from China.

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Speaker 1: So it's not an easy fix. It's not an easy fix.

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Speaker 1: So now he's really just got a target to play with. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just throw a ball at it, just sit around the

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Speaker 1: side of the house. It's an unsatisfied You need to

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Speaker 1: have word with Santa saying this was never going to

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Speaker 1: a workouta claus Yeah, maybe cash. Just give him me

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Speaker 1: seventeen give him case join the and Amanda in the

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Speaker 1: morning one at one point seven value him