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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now we can't put down this toilet paper thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's we were just talking about it. Guy got tased,

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Speaker 2: just got tasered at Big w for getting into a

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Speaker 2: fight with somebody over the toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: I hope he's okay, but also hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. And look what we've done actually online

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Speaker 2: is we put the call out to you guys right

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Speaker 2: now because it was obviously talking this. Everyone's experiencing this

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Speaker 2: all over Australia. We asked you guys, because this is

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Speaker 2: the sort of thing that ticks over in your mind

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Speaker 2: with this sort of stuff happens, have you got a

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Speaker 2: song title to describe the current toilet paper situation? And

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Speaker 2: there's been some great gear it's been coming through from

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Speaker 2: you guys online. We've got someone who said the police

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Speaker 2: every role you take which you put stuff lover, you

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Speaker 2: don't treat me no good, no more. Now look they

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Speaker 2: haven't actually put the gag in there. Yeah enough, I

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Speaker 2: love rock and roll. You can obviously see where that's going.

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Speaker 2: Someone called two roles to use tonight from two tickets to.

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Speaker 3: Paradise that song but very good, not bad, very good.

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Speaker 2: Meet lo if you took the rolls right off the shelf,

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Speaker 2: out of my mouth. There's a few there if you're

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Speaker 2: just tuning into this show and look that there are lots.

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Speaker 2: More So, thanks for everybody who hit us up on

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Speaker 2: Willingwoody with a song title for the toilet paper Crisis.

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Speaker 2: Would you have a skill?

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Speaker 3: I think I've lost it actually, so move on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So you have a skill where you're able to

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Speaker 2: come up with with with song choruses about well, song

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Speaker 2: parodies essentially very quickly.

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Speaker 3: Well, I've raised previously, I've done Okay, I'm a bit

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Speaker 3: hitting mess if I'm being honest.

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Speaker 2: Here's a couple that you've We've.

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Speaker 3: Done one before Dad becomes King of England.

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Speaker 2: Move into a bigger had this one was bad.

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Speaker 3: Camilla will do Renolds and she'll knock it down.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: I think that's so.

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Speaker 3: I've got a song to do it though it's hard,

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Speaker 3: it's really hard. Two minutes.

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Speaker 2: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to play

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Speaker 2: another song here. I want you to go online to

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Speaker 2: Instagram Will and Woody have a look at some of

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Speaker 2: the suggestions that people have got and on the other

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Speaker 2: side singing some song choruses.

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Speaker 3: Boy, so just I said, sing there ones already, so

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Speaker 3: I don't have to write them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to write them. They've give they're given

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Speaker 2: an inspiration. Now there's classic titles.

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Speaker 3: There, a couple of moments, or do I have to

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Speaker 3: do this? Do this? I find creative license in my bit.

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Speaker 3: I have creative license.

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Speaker 2: I we'll do it up next to the paper parodies

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Speaker 2: with Woods write in the lyrics.

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Speaker 3: He's got three minutes.

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Speaker 2: To pull it off. And I can tell you, right guys,

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Speaker 2: right now, if it's a train wreck, it's just as funny.

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Speaker 2: So stay tuned. Its up next on Kiss with Them.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we've got a man in the studio who

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Speaker 2: looks panicked. He's been typing.

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Speaker 3: I think a few of his fingers are bleeding.

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Speaker 2: He what he is going to try and do song?

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Speaker 2: He's had three minutes to come up with how many

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Speaker 2: song parodies?

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Speaker 3: If you go, I've got four. I've got four. I

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Speaker 3: don't know if they're amazing, really really bad? Okay, fantastic

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Speaker 3: is the case?

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Speaker 2: So obviously the topic here is the toilet paper crisis.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, toile paper crissis pins down, okay down, I

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Speaker 3: think I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 2: The toilet paper crisis is the subject matter. You have

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Speaker 2: to come up with song parodies based on the toilet

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Speaker 2: paper crisis. I'll giveing you three minutes and I can.

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Speaker 2: I'm the Red Simon's here. I've gone you out whenever

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Speaker 2: the time sees fit.

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Speaker 3: And I respect that. I respect that. Okay, First one,

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Speaker 3: I want to have a go and it's justin Bieber's yummy.

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Speaker 3: Here we got little twake on that puppy here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, girl Luck, got that done? He done,

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Speaker 3: he done, he done, he done, he done. Rul girl Love,

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Speaker 3: got that done, he done. That's pretty Bieber's repetitive. It's

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Speaker 3: not me.

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Speaker 2: Don't blame the artist, mate, it's not don't blame the artist.

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Speaker 2: Good workman doesn't blame his tools. Okay, Next one, you

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Speaker 2: chose that? Is that it? How long were you going

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Speaker 2: to do that for?

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Speaker 3: I went on, there were a lot of lyrics. I

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Speaker 3: started talking about baby, baby baby, But you know you

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Speaker 3: would have handed that. Next one ye.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually something that came through our instagram

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Speaker 2: on Willing. What this is a suggestion from somebody else?

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Speaker 3: Yes, son, your data. I'm attacking a particular person here,

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Speaker 3: Will who's over using toilet paper it's the scrunches.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here we go. Nice, nice scrunchers.

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Speaker 4: Scruncher, scruncher you don't get.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, take me.

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Speaker 4: Scrunchers, scruncher, scruncher, you don't get you.

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Speaker 3: I like that that the scrunches are overusing, you know,

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Speaker 3: I move right on this one. I love rock and roll. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: great June from the Late Joan Jet will jone Jet dead?

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Speaker 3: No sorry that from jone Jet when he says the late,

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Speaker 3: when you say the late, you know, sorry, I thought you.

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Speaker 3: Jone Jet is still with us, which is great news

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Speaker 3: for me. Anyway. She's got a great song. And here's

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Speaker 3: my tweet on the singing what the Floe? Yeah, predictable,

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Speaker 3: seriously predictable. We all knew where you were going.

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Speaker 2: And when you played the opening chords are like, I

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Speaker 2: hope he doesn't use roll and roll and you use

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Speaker 2: the same word. It's not a parody, bro was that

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Speaker 2: was a suggestion from someone. So I'm just good workman,

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Speaker 2: doesn't blame his tools. Okay, this is your skill.

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Speaker 3: Mate, I'm going to bring it home with an absolute

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Speaker 3: banger now. So I would just suggest that everyone turns

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Speaker 3: up their radios right now and maybe unbuttoned, a couple

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Speaker 3: of buttons. I'm doing this one. Yeah, who is Leanne rhymes?

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Speaker 3: Leanne rhymes famous from the film conn Air where Nicholas

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Speaker 3: Cage accidentally kills someone.

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Speaker 2: Kills about six people.

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Speaker 3: I remember correctly because he's a weapon. He specified as

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Speaker 3: a weapon weapon. All right, So here we go. So

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Speaker 3: you're going to make this toilet paper related and you

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Speaker 3: do the song Justice who knows? Here we go?

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Speaker 2: Here we go?

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Speaker 3: Please show me how how can I walk with that Jude?

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Speaker 3: I want to know?

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Speaker 4: How can I walk without Jude?

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Speaker 3: Take it somewhere, we'll sit it on the throne. Pretty good.

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Speaker 1: How can I ever take a pool? How can I? Oh,

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Speaker 1: how can I.

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Speaker 3: Ever take a poop? Jaz that got wet? The INNT

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Speaker 3: see what you're hearing.

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