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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now I've got a very special guest in Pete Hellier

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Speaker 2: in the studio.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh Hooper guests, it's great to be here,

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Speaker 3: and it's not.

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Speaker 4: Great to have you here because you've just played on

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Speaker 4: my primal fear. Pete hell For those people who have

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Speaker 4: just joined us, I have a recurring nightmare that Pete

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Speaker 4: Helldier will replace me on the show. He's good, and

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Speaker 4: he's very good. You are very good.

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Speaker 3: Well, thanks thanks Woody. And I've noticed it as it's been.

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Speaker 3: You know, you've been struggling to look me in the

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Speaker 3: eye and like you're this, Yeah, it's it's it's tense.

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Speaker 1: It's tense, you know. I won't lie.

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Speaker 3: My manager has made a few calls over the years

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Speaker 3: of the Sea Will and Pete show could actually be

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Speaker 3: a thing.

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Speaker 2: And this chemistry, chemistry, I can see that. I feel

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Speaker 2: like I'm the ex husband that I'm seeing a new relationship.

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Speaker 4: The big guys, the bed wasn't gone my kids.

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Speaker 2: Now, Peter, what a question to ask you about listening

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Speaker 2: to you actually? Now you live in Melbourne and it

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Speaker 2: was public holiday in Melbourne on Monday was Labor Day.

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Speaker 2: Did you get your dates mixed up? And coming to

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Speaker 2: work that day to do the interview with us.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is true, you were spotted. You were spotted.

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Speaker 1: I was really keen. I was really cool.

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Speaker 3: I thought I thought we were going to do I

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Speaker 3: thought we were going to do some some rehearsals.

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Speaker 1: No, it's faus. We were supposed to.

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Speaker 3: Like I think this was scheduled for I think last week,

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Speaker 3: and then I had to change the time and then

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Speaker 3: it didn't quite work out, so we didn't rescheduled for

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Speaker 3: this week. I thought, Jesus, you got to a park.

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Speaker 1: I got to the door.

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Speaker 3: I got to there's no security where there's The doors

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Speaker 3: are long. It's a public holiday, so maybe there's a

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Speaker 3: skeleton staff happenings And amazingly.

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Speaker 2: So the only reason we know this is how Tuning

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Speaker 2: producer Jordan he went downstairs. He was he was out

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Speaker 2: getting his lunch something. He comes back into our meeting

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Speaker 2: room and he was like, guys, I think, pete, hell

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Speaker 2: you got the date.

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Speaker 4: From I was thinking about it before you guys came in.

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Speaker 3: I thought I should mention it, and then and then

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Speaker 3: we got sidetracked.

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Speaker 2: I just saw him wrong ago it hadn't Sonny's on

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Speaker 2: got to the door, stand at his phone for about

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Speaker 2: two minutes and they just literally walk straight back out.

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Speaker 3: That is a deadly accurate summation of what.

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Speaker 4: Can you confirm are tonight that you actually broke into

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Speaker 4: a jog when you realized you were here in the wrong.

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Speaker 4: I heard the sonny has been on very quickly. A

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Speaker 4: guy who looks like Pete Elier is sprinting.

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Speaker 3: You know, when you leave a cubicle after after doing

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Speaker 3: there's only one way you can leave and keep about

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Speaker 3: doing it.

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Speaker 1: You can't leave happy.

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Speaker 4: You have to leave sheepish the only way you can leave.

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Speaker 3: And that was sound, But you know, I think it's

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Speaker 3: made this interview all the better.

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Speaker 2: Alright, so he just made Adelaide Fringi's doing the Comedy

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Speaker 2: Festival Melbourne and Brisbane Comedy Festival next weekend.

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Speaker 4: Comedy dot com dot Au.

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Speaker 2: If you want to see Pete Hellyer, Pete, you could

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Speaker 2: have hang around front of the songs.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely up pasting Pete hell He who's in the studio

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Speaker 3: this afternoon, You're going to go and see him?

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Speaker 2: Comedy dot Com.

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Speaker 1: Donna you who love us a bit?

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Speaker 2: The Melbourne Comedy Festival is doing Brisbane next weekend as well.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go and see his show. Loopy Pete,

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Speaker 2: thanks for coming in my pleasure before before you get

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Speaker 2: out of here, we thought you help was out with

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Speaker 2: the prank call that occasionally we do on this show.

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Speaker 2: So the premise is that we call a pizza shop.

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Speaker 1: Whoa the moon, it's.

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Speaker 2: The big the idea.

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Speaker 1: We've had somebody still calling pizza shops. Yeah, that's right,

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Speaker 1: that's right.

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Speaker 2: I mean we were helping them out for starters, and

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Speaker 2: that's exactly the point, Like they need these takeaway calls

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Speaker 2: more than anything. And the premise is that we reckon

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Speaker 2: that they're going to take the order regardless of what's

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Speaker 2: going on in the background. Right, So we're done the

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Speaker 2: past say huge blow ups, and then we put to

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Speaker 2: the test whether or they're going to actually accept the

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Speaker 2: order no matter how big the argument gets. Okay, So

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Speaker 2: I was always thinking about playing like a bit of

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Speaker 2: a thank god you here sort of a setup. I mean,

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Speaker 2: here's how it's unfolded before hang.

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Speaker 4: On a second, excuse me. I do think fruit would

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Speaker 4: go well with the pizza as a dessert goes pizza

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Speaker 4: like a fruit salad. Do you think fruit salad is

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Speaker 4: a dessert would go well with them?

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Speaker 1: Why will involve the pizza guy because he's the one

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Speaker 1: who knows what goes with pizza.

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Speaker 4: Sorry about that. So we got that order.

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Speaker 2: So what we're gonna do is if you're up for it, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what's going to make called another pizza shop. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: walk in the studio. I'm happy to play you play again. Please,

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Speaker 2: I'll play his partner. You can come in and whatever

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Speaker 2: point you want with whatever you've got to spike the cool.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you feeling comfortable that I'm feeling comfortable with that?

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Speaker 4: Okay, hold on to your tidespickers.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 4: Oh hi, here you going to spain? If I can

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Speaker 4: order a pizza?

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Speaker 1: Please? Yes?

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Speaker 4: What I guess this great? So basically I'm after a

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Speaker 4: large do you do temperate? Chooser?

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Speaker 2: Do you want an choby?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Excuse me to two second? Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Who's credit card are you using? I'm using? Ow sure

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Speaker 1: its credit to order a pizza, if you don't mind.

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Speaker 1: Since when it was an out joint credit card, since

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Speaker 1: the relationship became serious, sho credit cards?

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Speaker 4: Sorry about that?

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Speaker 2: So the LST hit credit cards on the joints when

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Speaker 2: both of you contributing to the bill, Honey, it's.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to buddy meditate in the study. Well, is

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Speaker 1: this a sharehouse? Paul, order a pizza. I think that's okay, Paul.

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Speaker 3: I'm just standing loading the headspace and I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: meditate two minutes into a.

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Speaker 1: Three minute meditation. And now you guys screaming at buddy

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Speaker 1: credit cards. What are you even doing? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: I order it a pizza. Do you want some pizza, Paul? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Mexicana pizza on our credit card. You know a mexicanos

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Speaker 1: a Mexicana. What Mexicana?

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Speaker 4: So yeah, just want in a medium Mexicana as well

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Speaker 4: as the capatosa. Then you still, we don't do medium.

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Speaker 1: We do it small and large, clodsmall.

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Speaker 4: Or large, Okay, that sounds fine. Small Mexicano. That's okay.

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Speaker 4: We're going to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Can't use my credit guy. Paul cleans the bathroom and

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Speaker 1: share house. Paul cleans the bathroom. Paul in sleep with

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Speaker 1: your sister. He wouldn't even be here.

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Speaker 4: Hey, no, it's not my dad.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 4: I got my husband here, and then I've got and

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Speaker 4: then I've got Paul.

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Speaker 1: Okay, them with a sexy bottle, do you do you.

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Speaker 4: Have any sexy bottled fantas at all?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: No, okay, one last Shipicana and one garlic bag so

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Speaker 4: far gelic bread.

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Speaker 1: Are they stealing out toilet paper? The buddy and the

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Speaker 1: body rnavirus is going around? Did you hear that? Why

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Speaker 1: do they stealing out toilet paper? Is that I have?

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Speaker 4: Sorry companies removed the small Mexicano.

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Speaker 1: Please do not Fana, not remove the Mexicano.

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Speaker 4: I'm removing the small Mexicano ship.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, are you there? Can we us just forgetting all

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Speaker 1: the other pizzas? Just a Mexicana, a family Mexicana with

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Speaker 1: john family Mexicano. Get get out the fantom, get off,

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Speaker 1: get off.

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Speaker 2: We got Fanta, get Boston, a Mexicana and a Fanto

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Speaker 2: with headspace to yourself.

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Speaker 4: Back everyone's everyone's getting in the headspace.

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Speaker 1: Lit about life and balancing.

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Speaker 3: If you can balance by the Mexicana with your headspace

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Speaker 3: and for you may be able the car.

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Speaker 1: Maybe some sprite as well, maybe.

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Speaker 2: Home as a Fanta, Fanta and a Mexicano sexy bottle

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Speaker 2: and sexy bottle.

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Speaker 1: I think he's been through a lot of polls.

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Speaker 4: He's living with a married gay car.

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Speaker 1: And he slept with one of his sisters.

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Speaker 2: Pete Elliotts show it's called Loopy. You can go and

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Speaker 2: see him. As he said, He's at brisaon Commedy Feseral

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Speaker 2: next weekend. He's at Melbourne Comedy Festival all throughout the festival.

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Speaker 2: Comedy dot com Dot you, Pete, thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for coming.

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Speaker 1: When's the peace a coming? Take that? Pep? Thanks Pace.

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Speaker 1: See what you're hearing.

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