Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian No Show podcast guys. I caught
Speaker 1: him with my mum yesterday on Skype, and obviously it is.
Speaker 1: She told me it's forty four days until we're reunited.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, I know it's I know it's
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. I know it's bless her. She can't.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen my mom and dad in almost three years.
Speaker 1: You'll be so good. Oh, honestly, I cannot wait. Anyway,
Speaker 1: my mama could see she kept rubbing her temple yesterday.
Speaker 1: You know your parents they show an alment immediately, don't they.
Speaker 1: And I think they exaggerate. They want the sympathy. So
Speaker 1: I could see she's right. I did see her rubbing
Speaker 1: them and this was my childhood. My mum was a nurse.
Speaker 1: But therefore I don't know if her other nurses can
Speaker 1: verify this or people live with them an absolute hypogonderate.
Speaker 1: Various elements were befalling my mum. She'll outlive all of us, right.
Speaker 1: So she's like, ah, it's great to see her. Chris,
Speaker 1: forty four days. I'm like, sting up with your head.
Speaker 1: What's up? She goes, She goes, I've got a very
Speaker 1: bad headache at the moment. It's a temporal bulge. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of that. It's awful, She said, What is it?
Speaker 1: What have you done? She goes, I actually think it's
Speaker 1: this situation. I swear this is what she said. Oh no,
Speaker 1: not Ukraine, Yes, she goes, how she think I'm watching
Speaker 1: the news. I think it's this situation in Ukraine. When, right,
Speaker 1: you live like you live in England, in the countryside.
Speaker 1: What's he got? It's beef, isn't with the town of Winchester?
Speaker 1: All right, you'll be fine. Boris is heavily involved with
Speaker 1: all those Russians paying foot seat with old Putin for years.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Then she sent me a photo, a screenshot
Speaker 1: of a newspaper article that she found online showing do
Speaker 1: you remember those kind of old things used to see
Speaker 1: in the eighties and nineties when the Cold War was
Speaker 1: at his peak of like a radius and epicenter And
Speaker 1: it was newspaper thing I put up in our socials. Right,
Speaker 1: it ain't going out people sleep. To be fair, it
Speaker 1: says areas of the UK that would be affected if
Speaker 1: the Russians landed a nuclear bomb on London, right, And
Speaker 1: it's his shoes they attack in London. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And also I'm thinking the phrase was ruined, like bloody
Speaker 1: Russians have ruined London. It's not very newsy phrase. If
Speaker 1: that happened and London gets decimated, that's the Royal family
Speaker 1: number ten down Street, m I five Big Ben, the Thames.
Speaker 1: The headline won't be London's been ruined. Oh you spoiled everything. God,
Speaker 1: why would you ruin London. It's a beautiful old city.
Speaker 1: Queen Queen ruined, ruined, the Thames, ruined, Big Ben. You've
Speaker 1: ruined it, you idiots. What have you done? Anyway? Expand
Speaker 1: on the map, I said, Mum, you're just outside the
Speaker 1: radius as well. So the worst you'll get a second
Speaker 1: radiational way I've seen the TV Nobyl I'm still coming
Speaker 1: over in forty five days, even in London's ruined, because
Speaker 1: he throw won't be there either, divert to another. So yeah,
Speaker 1: my mom is seriously concerned about that situation in Ukraine.
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