WEBVTT - MINI: London Calling

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them Christian No Show podcast guys. I caught

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<v Speaker 1>him with my mum yesterday on Skype, and obviously it is.

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<v Speaker 1>She told me it's forty four days until we're reunited.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, I know it's I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks. I know it's bless her. She can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen my mom and dad in almost three years.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be so good. Oh, honestly, I cannot wait. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>my mama could see she kept rubbing her temple yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>You know your parents they show an alment immediately, don't they.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think they exaggerate. They want the sympathy. So

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<v Speaker 1>I could see she's right. I did see her rubbing

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<v Speaker 1>them and this was my childhood. My mum was a nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>But therefore I don't know if her other nurses can

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<v Speaker 1>verify this or people live with them an absolute hypogonderate.

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<v Speaker 1>Various elements were befalling my mum. She'll outlive all of us, right.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's like, ah, it's great to see her. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>forty four days. I'm like, sting up with your head.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? She goes, She goes, I've got a very

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<v Speaker 1>bad headache at the moment. It's a temporal bulge. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of that. It's awful, She said, What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>What have you done? She goes, I actually think it's

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<v Speaker 1>this situation. I swear this is what she said. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>not Ukraine, Yes, she goes, how she think I'm watching

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<v Speaker 1>the news. I think it's this situation in Ukraine. When, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you live like you live in England, in the countryside.

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<v Speaker 1>What's he got? It's beef, isn't with the town of Winchester?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you'll be fine. Boris is heavily involved with

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<v Speaker 1>all those Russians paying foot seat with old Putin for years.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. Then she sent me a photo, a screenshot

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<v Speaker 1>of a newspaper article that she found online showing do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember those kind of old things used to see

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighties and nineties when the Cold War was

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<v Speaker 1>at his peak of like a radius and epicenter And

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<v Speaker 1>it was newspaper thing I put up in our socials. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it ain't going out people sleep. To be fair, it

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<v Speaker 1>says areas of the UK that would be affected if

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<v Speaker 1>the Russians landed a nuclear bomb on London, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>it's his shoes they attack in London. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I'm thinking the phrase was ruined, like bloody

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<v Speaker 1>Russians have ruined London. It's not very newsy phrase. If

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<v Speaker 1>that happened and London gets decimated, that's the Royal family

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<v Speaker 1>number ten down Street, m I five Big Ben, the Thames.

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<v Speaker 1>The headline won't be London's been ruined. Oh you spoiled everything. God,

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<v Speaker 1>why would you ruin London. It's a beautiful old city.

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<v Speaker 1>Queen Queen ruined, ruined, the Thames, ruined, Big Ben. You've

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<v Speaker 1>ruined it, you idiots. What have you done? Anyway? Expand

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<v Speaker 1>on the map, I said, Mum, you're just outside the

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<v Speaker 1>radius as well. So the worst you'll get a second

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<v Speaker 1>radiational way I've seen the TV Nobyl I'm still coming

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<v Speaker 1>over in forty five days, even in London's ruined, because

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<v Speaker 1>he throw won't be there either, divert to another. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom is seriously concerned about that situation in Ukraine.

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