1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian No Show podcast guys. I caught 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: him with my mum yesterday on Skype, and obviously it is. 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: She told me it's forty four days until we're reunited. 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: I was like, wow, I know it's I know it's 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,439 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. I know it's bless her. She can't. 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,319 Speaker 1: I haven't seen my mom and dad in almost three years. 7 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: You'll be so good. Oh, honestly, I cannot wait. Anyway, 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 1: my mama could see she kept rubbing her temple yesterday. 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: You know your parents they show an alment immediately, don't they. 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: And I think they exaggerate. They want the sympathy. So 11 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: I could see she's right. I did see her rubbing 12 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: them and this was my childhood. My mum was a nurse. 13 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: But therefore I don't know if her other nurses can 14 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 1: verify this or people live with them an absolute hypogonderate. 15 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: Various elements were befalling my mum. She'll outlive all of us, right. 16 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 1: So she's like, ah, it's great to see her. Chris, 17 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: forty four days. I'm like, sting up with your head. 18 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 1: What's up? She goes, She goes, I've got a very 19 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: bad headache at the moment. It's a temporal bulge. I've 20 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: never heard of that. It's awful, She said, What is it? 21 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: What have you done? She goes, I actually think it's 22 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: this situation. I swear this is what she said. Oh no, 23 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: not Ukraine, Yes, she goes, how she think I'm watching 24 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 1: the news. I think it's this situation in Ukraine. When, right, 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: you live like you live in England, in the countryside. 26 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: What's he got? It's beef, isn't with the town of Winchester? 27 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: All right, you'll be fine. Boris is heavily involved with 28 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,839 Speaker 1: all those Russians paying foot seat with old Putin for years. 29 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: Don't worry. Then she sent me a photo, a screenshot 30 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: of a newspaper article that she found online showing do 31 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 1: you remember those kind of old things used to see 32 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: in the eighties and nineties when the Cold War was 33 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: at his peak of like a radius and epicenter And 34 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: it was newspaper thing I put up in our socials. Right, 35 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: it ain't going out people sleep. To be fair, it 36 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: says areas of the UK that would be affected if 37 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: the Russians landed a nuclear bomb on London, right, And 38 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: it's his shoes they attack in London. I don't know. 39 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: And also I'm thinking the phrase was ruined, like bloody 40 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: Russians have ruined London. It's not very newsy phrase. If 41 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 1: that happened and London gets decimated, that's the Royal family 42 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: number ten down Street, m I five Big Ben, the Thames. 43 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: The headline won't be London's been ruined. Oh you spoiled everything. God, 44 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: why would you ruin London. It's a beautiful old city. 45 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: Queen Queen ruined, ruined, the Thames, ruined, Big Ben. You've 46 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: ruined it, you idiots. What have you done? Anyway? Expand 47 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: on the map, I said, Mum, you're just outside the 48 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: radius as well. So the worst you'll get a second 49 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: radiational way I've seen the TV Nobyl I'm still coming 50 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: over in forty five days, even in London's ruined, because 51 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: he throw won't be there either, divert to another. So yeah, 52 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: my mom is seriously concerned about that situation in Ukraine. 53 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: Christian Can't Show podcast