Speaker 1: Okay, Hi guys, canna hear it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hi, Before we get into the episode, we just wanted
Speaker 3: to let you know that right at the start, when
Speaker 3: the episode begins, we're going to be doing another one
Speaker 3: of these gas line We are gas lighting Jenna. You know,
Speaker 3: we like to make our third wheel feel like she's
Speaker 3: losing her mind a little bit. It's all harmlessly, but.
Speaker 1: It's all consensual. She doesn't know what's coming though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this time we're going to be gas slighting her
Speaker 3: into thinking that we agreed to give each other Easter presence.
Speaker 1: Ye kind of like Secret Santa, but it's Secret Bunny.
Speaker 3: And so we're going to make her think that she
Speaker 3: was meant to give me a present and then make
Speaker 3: her feel guilty for forgetting.
Speaker 4: And we actually have chocolates. You'vet chocolates for me, and
Speaker 4: I've got a Ferraro shared chocolate for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're going to pretend that, Yeah, I pulled
Speaker 3: Mitch Cheery out of the hat. You pulled Jenna, and
Speaker 3: she pulled me, And where the fuck is my presence?
Speaker 3: Where's my Secret Bunny present? Oh? We're evil? So yeah,
Speaker 3: just giving you a heads up that that's what's going
Speaker 3: to be happening right at the start of the show.
Speaker 1: Enjoy it, people do some weird shit. Would you like
Speaker 1: to try evape? Why would you take up something? Are
Speaker 1: just going to be addicted and expensive?
Speaker 3: I think that people.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're young and stupid.
Speaker 6: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 3: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 3: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 4: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 4: I was like an hour of Dillo trying to get
Speaker 4: ants out of a hole.
Speaker 6: I was bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultshood.
Speaker 1: Being fingered as an awful sensation given be thinking about,
Speaker 1: right person? Goodness?
Speaker 3: May this is?
Speaker 4: Is it just still to play a couple of mitches?
Speaker 7: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 8: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 8: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? No, he is Michulli and Mitchell koon Oh, Hello, everybody,
Speaker 1: one O three is here? Mitchell Kohon It is it
Speaker 1: too early to say Happy Easter?
Speaker 4: No, it's definitely not too ill to say Happy Easter,
Speaker 4: especially considering I thought we should jump right into.
Speaker 1: Secret funny secret Bunny.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's our last episode before we take a bit
Speaker 3: of an Easter.
Speaker 1: Break, So it's our secret Bunny.
Speaker 3: You know how we were saying last week, we're going
Speaker 3: to do similar to Secret Santa. I don't know if
Speaker 3: I've heard of Secret Bunny before.
Speaker 1: I think we coined it. I'm happy to claim it.
Speaker 1: I think it'll catch on.
Speaker 3: It works because everyone gives one gift, and then everyone
Speaker 3: receives one gift.
Speaker 4: I've got choccol Are we allowed to tell each other
Speaker 4: who we got?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I remember last week all three of us price Keeper
Speaker 3: dinner included Yes, Yes, we pulled out a name out
Speaker 3: of a hat. Yes, I mean I got you Mitchell,
Speaker 3: So I got you your Easter President Salon. I know
Speaker 3: that you're a fan of a feast, so you know
Speaker 3: I got you quite a big show here.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: It's a big ass Cadbury thing because I know you
Speaker 3: prefer that over red Chuler.
Speaker 1: I love Easter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, excellent Easter assortment, milk duck and why thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a big mix.
Speaker 3: I know that you always have family functions, so I
Speaker 3: figure that can be your your thing when told not
Speaker 3: to bring a thing.
Speaker 4: Oh, the churies will scot that down a second. And
Speaker 4: I got Jenna, So I've got Jenna's.
Speaker 3: There you go. You've got Jenna.
Speaker 9: What is going on?
Speaker 4: Happy Easter?
Speaker 3: There you go, Jenna, there's yours?
Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, the Ferrero Roche.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's no mystery who Jenna got? Then I'm
Speaker 1: the last one left.
Speaker 4: So you've got an.
Speaker 3: Easter present for me?
Speaker 1: Jenna? Not genius, is he? I'm your secret bunny.
Speaker 3: We never discussed this secret bunny.
Speaker 1: We did it last week during one O two? Didn't
Speaker 1: Oh God, put it out of a hat.
Speaker 3: It's fine, Jenny. You always forget things unless I remind you.
Speaker 1: Did you actually not get me children?
Speaker 3: Maybe she just didn't understand it last week when.
Speaker 4: I bungle up rule all the time. No one's out there?
Speaker 4: Well she's running out.
Speaker 3: Now she panicked that much? Why okay, did you just
Speaker 3: try and rob someone a there?
Speaker 4: It's a rober staff member of a Bilbie.
Speaker 9: I gifted him a Bilbi.
Speaker 4: So you forgot to get you knew who you were
Speaker 4: buying for. You pulled it out of the hair.
Speaker 3: Now I'm one of your oldest friends, dearest.
Speaker 9: I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: This was your eye, dear.
Speaker 4: You sent it in the group chat.
Speaker 9: It's a cute name, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: This is because she was at big w and she said,
Speaker 4: do you think Mitchard like this? So I said, you know,
Speaker 4: we're not meant to know who gets you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that spoiled it.
Speaker 1: When was that you messaged me on Thursday?
Speaker 3: We drew them out of the hat last week?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we'll give me the Ferrara roche back. Then,
Speaker 1: that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: No, you have your chocolate. I'm used to missing out,
Speaker 3: poor Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: That's where you're wrong. I thought that was the hilarious.
Speaker 9: That wasn't funny.
Speaker 10: You don't.
Speaker 9: I really had a heart attack.
Speaker 4: Did you think you had early on set? Wherever that is?
Speaker 1: She said that before, so she recognizes the symptoms. Now
Speaker 1: you don't get to keep the chocolate. They're on layby.
Speaker 4: We have to send them back, give them back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if you could rent eat the chocolate that's
Speaker 1: for props. I'm sure you could.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 9: They just gave one of the news readers of Bilbi that.
Speaker 4: Oh and did you found where is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Where did you find it, Amanda? Oh, they get to
Speaker 4: send much free shit in the hopes of Amanda Kella
Speaker 4: will cry about it on air.
Speaker 3: Jenna's like Peter Pan. She steals from the rich and
Speaker 3: then gives to the poor news reader. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Those poor news readers not on enough, so I.
Speaker 9: Thought I'd have to steal it off him again.
Speaker 4: We got your happy Easter, everybody.
Speaker 1: Thanks for these. Chock you so much. Jenna committed to
Speaker 1: the gag. You actually got presents. Yeah, would you here?
Speaker 3: You go? Now, I'm gonna diet. It's all good, Okay.
Speaker 4: You know what I thought. Mitch's legs looked fantastic when
Speaker 4: you walked in there.
Speaker 1: Good the nice legs.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: We've got good legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all I got going for me. That would
Speaker 1: be sad.
Speaker 3: That's why. That's why I'm a bit frightened about heading
Speaker 3: into winter, because I've got to cover my best asset
Speaker 3: to keep warm.
Speaker 1: I'll risk the pneumonia to keep the pins out. It's
Speaker 1: all good. They're not your best ass You've also got
Speaker 1: this show. Let's go, everybody.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. If it's your first time listening,
Speaker 4: this is it just me. Every week we start the
Speaker 4: show the same way with something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 4: hate or appreciate, we should gas like Jenna one week.
Speaker 4: Every week we start the show the same way with
Speaker 4: two political takes, and then start it with two political takes.
Speaker 3: As you know, we start the show the same way
Speaker 3: every week with Jennet's political wrap up, Jenna, what's been happening?
Speaker 4: As you know, we start the show the same way
Speaker 4: every week since the Ukraine crisis, Jenna wraps up what's
Speaker 4: going on in the Sea of Bey route Jenna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we start with the two is it just means?
Speaker 3: And then also what have we got coming up? Gas
Speaker 3: light Jenne? We did that tick, and then we've also
Speaker 3: got Jenna's junk.
Speaker 1: It's j rat.
Speaker 3: That's where all our worst ideas come back to bit its.
Speaker 3: It's always a bit chaotic. That one.
Speaker 1: We're not gas lighting you, Jenny. You know that's happening.
Speaker 3: And also I've got a bit of a show and
Speaker 3: tell myself really, because you know how we love we
Speaker 3: love ads on this show, we're always talking about iconic
Speaker 3: of the ads. Well, I've got something that is just
Speaker 3: so messed up. I can't wait to show you. It's
Speaker 3: very dark, it's very our humor. I can't believe I
Speaker 3: didn't know these ads?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Too?
Speaker 4: Is an ad in itself and we didn't plan this, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: It's not that we're playing on kiss and WSFM, which
Speaker 4: I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: Genoy, you work that.
Speaker 4: I've been sent more than a dozen times.
Speaker 3: Which you wanted to get it over and done with. Now, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's start.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show everyone, First digym of the day.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do you not think that this ad sounds anything Laura Flora?
Speaker 1: It's me from Sansas.
Speaker 3: Flora Flora.
Speaker 1: It tastes Greek too, Flora, No, that could easily bear you.
Speaker 1: What's Flora Flora?
Speaker 4: Is the butter or the margarine spread that's made with
Speaker 4: sunflower seeds?
Speaker 1: Unpopular opinion. I much prefer marjarine over butter.
Speaker 4: I know it's spreadable, You're right, I use it because
Speaker 4: it's good for my heart, but I prefer the taste
Speaker 4: of butter.
Speaker 1: Butter the taste, yeah, but spreadability wise Flora. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Didn't someone post in our Facebook group as you're an idiots?
Speaker 3: They said, oh does Mitch voice the new Flora at
Speaker 3: and I it could easily have been you, because they
Speaker 3: do often drag you into the recording booth here at
Speaker 3: the radio station to get you to do things. I've
Speaker 3: heard you doing all sorts of things on air, like Santa,
Speaker 3: Merry Chris. What else have they gotten you to do?
Speaker 1: I've been Santa obviously, the famed cash cop the Morning Carland.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard casod.
Speaker 4: Age and other of us coming out. Nice Rack. Sorry,
Speaker 4: he hasn't been around that. He doesn't social cubes. What's
Speaker 4: going on in Ukraine? He doesn't know, he doesn't know,
Speaker 4: he hasn't been around.
Speaker 1: I love Harbye Weinstein in the movies. No, the cash
Speaker 1: cog is not work at all.
Speaker 4: It hasn't been out since it's all happened, you see.
Speaker 3: Oh god, so you know that very much sounds like you,
Speaker 3: and it sounds like something that you'd be roped into doing.
Speaker 1: One more time. Really, it's very funing now you do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Flora Flora thing for me and Flora me me, me,
Speaker 4: me me, it's maa, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, Flora Flora, it's me. That's me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4: Am I getting paid enough that I could do that?
Speaker 4: I could take his job?
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I want to rush up and
Speaker 1: buy Flora.
Speaker 3: It's really working.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't be missing in these brandage.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: I think I'm easy to do an impression of though
Speaker 4: before we move on, I think I think.
Speaker 1: I'm an impression of though.
Speaker 4: Shut up, it's a high register. I've never heard anyone
Speaker 4: doing Mitchell Coumb's impression, have I.
Speaker 1: Actually it's quite frustrating now.
Speaker 4: And see you want to go stuff. No it's hard
Speaker 4: because no think about it. You want to go up,
Speaker 4: but you're lower than me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is where a lot of people
Speaker 3: get confused because they think I've got a high pitch voice.
Speaker 3: But it's actually just a feminine tone. Like I speak
Speaker 3: lower than you you do, you speak higher. So if
Speaker 3: you had to on a piano, if you have to
Speaker 3: find the keys where our voice sits, mine's technically lower
Speaker 3: down on the piano. Yes, it's because I've got such
Speaker 3: a feminine tone that everyone thinks, oh, he's.
Speaker 4: Got a high pitch boys, and because I'm such a beautiful, sexual,
Speaker 4: top masculine man that can go he's got.
Speaker 3: A Even though you really high pitch, this is your tone,
Speaker 3: it disguises it as being man. It'd be like it'd
Speaker 3: be like you playing a high note on a trumpet
Speaker 3: and me playing a really low note on a flute,
Speaker 3: but because it's a fucking flute, it still sounds more dainty.
Speaker 4: Yes, I get you. All right, Well, I'm going to
Speaker 4: put the call out, ladies and gentlemen, if you think
Speaker 4: you can do a Mitchell Kumbs hold on, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Let's just put the call out. If you believe you
Speaker 4: can do it, impression of Mitchell Coobs. Hit us up
Speaker 4: at couple of mitches and we will get you on
Speaker 4: the show when we're back.
Speaker 3: I'd be very surprised if someone comes through it, because
Speaker 3: I've done it before on an Instagram. Who could do
Speaker 3: an impression of me? And like maybe two people bothered
Speaker 3: and it was not even close.
Speaker 4: All Right, the call out is Outloaders and gentlemen, if
Speaker 4: you can do a Mitchell Cub's impression, hit.
Speaker 3: Us up at couple of midges on Instagram? Is that
Speaker 3: where the hitt gets up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Great, okay, wait for.
Speaker 4: That, all right, you're ready for yours?
Speaker 1: Mitchell? Yeah sure, hit me jump in back?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Whenever you're back at home at your parents' place, do
Speaker 3: you instantly relapse into being a child.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like I never left. I walk
Speaker 1: in the door, drop my keys, put on a nappy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I had to wipe myself. That's their job now.
Speaker 3: No, it's like I just forget everything I've learned whilst
Speaker 3: living out of home and fending for myself for the
Speaker 3: last seven years, maybe even eight years.
Speaker 1: I've lost count. But yeah, I've been an adult for
Speaker 1: quite a while.
Speaker 3: And as soon as I go home, which I'll be
Speaker 3: doing for Easter, back to bogen Gate.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, Mom, how long do I put this
Speaker 1: in the microwave for I.
Speaker 3: Just forget everything it's on the package? Yeah, Or like, Mum,
Speaker 3: can I open this? Like I just find a packet
Speaker 3: of something?
Speaker 1: Can I open this?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: That is the mum?
Speaker 3: Can I? Mummy?
Speaker 4: Are using this just for anything?
Speaker 9: Do you have any snacks?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'll open the cupboard, which is quite clearly full, and
Speaker 3: I'll go is there anything to Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like, I just need her to make the division for me.
Speaker 4: I'm really critical, I goes, you guys really lost it
Speaker 4: since I left, just because I had all the fat
Speaker 4: food in the fridge. Yes, I do the same. I
Speaker 4: also have to make my bed now as an adult
Speaker 4: in my house with Hayden, and I.
Speaker 1: Guess, did you make your bed?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I never use.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 4: I don't do it even though I know how to
Speaker 4: do it, and shure. I'm like, no, that's the luxury
Speaker 4: of this hotel.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: She my mum would try and make my bed, but like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna do it wrong. Just let me do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but don't you also think it's kind of like
Speaker 4: mums and mums and mums more so want to do
Speaker 4: it because it's like we miss our babies.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she got really upset with me one time.
Speaker 1: Thick, I'm I'd have told this theory before.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I occasionally, if I ever went home, I'd
Speaker 3: bring my washing basketfull of dirty laundry with me and
Speaker 3: then she'd put it in the wash do the washing
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 1: And then one time I came home and she's.
Speaker 3: Like, where's your washing? And I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: don't have any air did alone before I came. She's like,
Speaker 3: my boy doesn't need me anymore. She really really was
Speaker 3: so upset with me.
Speaker 4: I can solve myself if you really want to.
Speaker 1: I'll just chuned her on this white shirt. Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You should follow these idiots online search.
Speaker 9: A couple of mitches.
Speaker 6: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 4: Okay, we hand the show over to you, the listeners
Speaker 4: at this point every week with an is it just you?
Speaker 1: Mit and I both have done our is it just me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: It's your ten.
Speaker 3: If you want to get on, you just have to
Speaker 3: dms at a couple of meters on Instagram and you
Speaker 3: can jump on the phone send us the voice message
Speaker 3: up to you. What have we got today?
Speaker 4: Harry has set this on Instagram's voice message. Let's go.
Speaker 4: This is Harry's Is it just you?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or does it feel like an
Speaker 3: eternity since we last had an episode from you?
Speaker 1: Guys? No, what We literally do episodes every week just you, Harry,
Speaker 1: And thanks to you, Harry, You're the reason we're taking
Speaker 1: a break. Yeah, we're just having a bit of time
Speaker 1: off over Resa. This is it just you?
Speaker 3: Would have made sense after that. You've been doing weekly
Speaker 3: episodes for ages.
Speaker 4: Mitch and I were talking this morning. You know what,
Speaker 4: Let's skip east to break.
Speaker 3: Thanks to you, Harry. Yeah, it's a podcast. You can
Speaker 3: get it on demand whenever you want.
Speaker 4: Yeah, true.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Hope they stop making episodes of smash?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have. It's done.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jenne, is that your phone? What's that old show?
Speaker 3: Beers All? If your phone goes off on it, you
Speaker 3: have to buy everyone a case of beer.
Speaker 9: No, it's not my phone going off. Remember I said
Speaker 9: I have to do the work experience thing to my alarm?
Speaker 1: Where are you doing work experience?
Speaker 9: No it's not me.
Speaker 4: I'm teaching Jennet pet Barn. Don't judge her. She wants
Speaker 4: to get involved with Hermit Crabs.
Speaker 9: The CEO's son.
Speaker 1: Are you leaving mid podcast?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have to What are we gonna do about Jenner's junk?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We have a whole Jeni's junk to do. You can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your one segment?
Speaker 3: I definitely wasn't told about this. I did not know
Speaker 3: this is something.
Speaker 9: Sorry.
Speaker 4: I thought you said it was midday.
Speaker 9: No, it was originally.
Speaker 1: We can't wait. Why don't you just know what work
Speaker 1: experience is important?
Speaker 3: So you better go be with him because I remember
Speaker 3: being left in the corner doing nothing at work experience
Speaker 3: and it was fucking so harrowing.
Speaker 1: So yeah, go teach him.
Speaker 4: True, Mitch and I both did work experience with Ben Fordhaman,
Speaker 4: we still connect to him. You want to be able
Speaker 4: to have this kid call you in ten years and
Speaker 4: cough at you down the phone.
Speaker 1: Can you come back or can you just will block areas?
Speaker 3: Can you just voice all of the Jenna's junks now
Speaker 3: and I'll edit them in later.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Yeah blah la la la la, we won't hear it. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: Off you go, Jenna. Okay, so, yeah, what a mess.
Speaker 1: I know what if you'd think it should be organized.
Speaker 3: These things can so easily be dealt with off air
Speaker 3: rather than having to happen on the podcast.
Speaker 1: But here we are. Sorry, thanks Jenna. Bye. Yeah you
Speaker 1: know what? Bring him in maybe?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Other way she won't.
Speaker 4: You know how it's working thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 1: You know what he did.
Speaker 4: He's because his dad is the CEO of ARN, which
Speaker 4: is WS, which is KISS, which is everything, and he
Speaker 4: doesn't know where he wants to work, so he's doing
Speaker 4: all the different departments. So he sat on My Breky
Speaker 4: show the last two days and yesterday on air. I
Speaker 4: dared him to go to his dad's office and get
Speaker 4: the company card and buy me a bacon and neck roll.
Speaker 3: And he did it.
Speaker 1: He did it.
Speaker 4: He's impressionable. He's very sweet.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I can't walk all over that. No, all right,
Speaker 1: what are we doing now?
Speaker 3: Well, Jenna, Jenna is going to miss these brilliant ads
Speaker 3: that I wanted to show off today.
Speaker 1: Oh god, So you know how we love a good
Speaker 1: ad podcast, our bread and Butter really.
Speaker 3: Whether wear shit, canning ads or you know, doing our
Speaker 3: favorite ads. We've talked about the many, many times, and
Speaker 3: I've just discovered, Oh, these ads are about to show you.
Speaker 3: They're iconic for all the wrong reasons.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: They used to air in New Zealand. My friend Andrew
Speaker 3: from there. He was telling me about them the other day.
Speaker 3: They are so fucked up. So what they do in
Speaker 3: these ads is they tricky when thinking that it's a
Speaker 3: normal ad. So it might be someone saying, oh, and
Speaker 3: that's why I buy wheat pics, but then halfway through
Speaker 3: the ad, the person just has a dreadful accident and
Speaker 3: then it turns out that it's actually an ad for
Speaker 3: accident compensation.
Speaker 1: So that's very smart. Yeah, they're acc think safe ads
Speaker 1: and it's just so wrong.
Speaker 4: The Catfish ads.
Speaker 1: They are They click back.
Speaker 3: You into thinking it's one thing, and then it's actually
Speaker 3: they have a fucking horrific accident.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I'll show you.
Speaker 3: The first one. This guy he's doing an ad for paint,
Speaker 3: or so we think he's painting his house, and then
Speaker 3: falls off his ladder.
Speaker 4: Okay, here is first one.
Speaker 7: The job's worth doing, It's worth doing that.
Speaker 1: That's why I use new solace. Here blows on like.
Speaker 5: A dream, protects against.
Speaker 7: Oh, preventing falls around your home, securing your ledder.
Speaker 1: It's so graphic. You see him fall and basically break
Speaker 1: his back, and then.
Speaker 4: And then he hold on. Then he moans and groans,
Speaker 4: and then there's a tight shot of the paint pulling
Speaker 4: out like blood.
Speaker 1: See what I mean? Like that is so dark.
Speaker 4: I didn't even hear the voice over. What the fuck
Speaker 4: was it for?
Speaker 1: Go back?
Speaker 3: Hold on? How do you wind it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, this is the end.
Speaker 3: But the voice of it just sounds like he's guilt
Speaker 3: tripping this guy for having an accident.
Speaker 4: Yeah, idiots, don't put the live spots.
Speaker 7: It's just preventing falls around your home can be as
Speaker 7: easy as securing your letter.
Speaker 1: I guess it is. I mean I guess, and then
Speaker 1: it gets worse.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So this next one, I'm going to show you. There's
Speaker 3: there's a mum walking around her land. She's doing an
Speaker 3: ad for Fruity Bara.
Speaker 4: Don't tell me. I want to be surprised. I just
Speaker 4: want to know.
Speaker 3: Okay, we reveal the horrific accident afterwards.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you'll be able to hear it.
Speaker 1: Yes, add number two.
Speaker 3: Kids of energy, but they need the rights next to
Speaker 3: keep them going.
Speaker 9: That's why I give my kids pretty buds.
Speaker 8: That fool.
Speaker 7: Preventing trips around your home as easy as tidying up toys.
Speaker 3: She fell into a glass coffee table out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: Sorry, she tripped into a King Furniture sold glass.
Speaker 1: Coffee table, and then you can eat her like whimpering.
Speaker 1: Afterwards she's like, oh, it's so wrong, while holding the
Speaker 1: music bar while her kids play in the backyard.
Speaker 3: My friend who grew up in New Zealand says it
Speaker 3: just gave all of us anxiety because every ad we'd
Speaker 3: be wondering, fuck is something awful going to happen?
Speaker 1: Halfway through and.
Speaker 4: Then there's a drone shot from above the ceiling with
Speaker 4: this woman groaning while she's got glass in her abdomen.
Speaker 1: What was the what was the voice over this time?
Speaker 3: That's why I give my kids pretty bus.
Speaker 7: Preventing trips around your home can be as easy as
Speaker 7: tidying up toys.
Speaker 1: Oh, she just tripped on a little Tonka truck.
Speaker 4: Bitch gets shamed for not cleaning her house. O.
Speaker 1: It's a man's world. Clearly thinks safe.
Speaker 4: If Nancy really loved her children, she would have cleaned
Speaker 4: to her house safe. I also want to say, guys,
Speaker 4: the way she wails before she thought she's ready, it's gold.
Speaker 11: Pretty bus, close up on the Tonka truck spin easy
Speaker 11: as tidying up toys.
Speaker 1: Word, that's awful. Is there a third one yet? The
Speaker 1: last one said?
Speaker 3: This guy he's doing an ad for home lines because
Speaker 3: he's moving out.
Speaker 1: Okay, of course, I do you want me to not
Speaker 1: to spoil. It's better when you don't spoil.
Speaker 4: It's better. Because I did not see that woman head
Speaker 4: budding a fantastic furniture coffee table.
Speaker 1: The whole body fell through the glass coffee table. I
Speaker 1: just feel like that shit doesn't happen.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, add number three, let's go wrong.
Speaker 5: There's one homelane that's pre approved so you can move
Speaker 5: into your new home faster.
Speaker 7: There's no fat It's totally flexible.
Speaker 3: So if your lifestyle changes, spell.
Speaker 1: Down the stairs, fell down a flight with his leg.
Speaker 7: Oh, preventing trips around your home can be as easy
Speaker 7: as taking care on stairs.
Speaker 1: It's bent backwards. Yeah, they showed his broken leg.
Speaker 3: Oh and I.
Speaker 1: Knew it was coming too, because he was walking near
Speaker 1: the stairwell. See what I mean. That's so messed up.
Speaker 3: Imagine if we.
Speaker 4: Did that bullshit in Australia. You couldn't get away with that.
Speaker 3: Imagine how much worse my anxiety would be as a
Speaker 3: human if that's the ship we grew up watching.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: I'm constantly worried something's going to go wrong.
Speaker 1: I imagine if we get it on the radio, Like
Speaker 1: imagine if god Ford been what we spoke about before,
Speaker 1: it's been shot and killed. Oh god, what.
Speaker 3: About if there you know those Amy Adds at the
Speaker 3: Wondering and Catot they're just on the beach and there's
Speaker 3: a fucking tsunami just halfway through.
Speaker 1: I love you like a sh Imagine if have you
Speaker 1: seen that not happy jan ad?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Iconic?
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you find that on YouTube. Yeah, imagine it's
Speaker 3: halfway through that. Do you have a car crashing sound effect?
Speaker 3: She sits yelling at Jan out the window, not happy Jan.
Speaker 3: And then Jan just gets hit by a car.
Speaker 4: And she'll forever live with guilt.
Speaker 3: Yes she would. Those were her last words before jam.
Speaker 1: Ready hold on.
Speaker 4: Jan, famous as who's not add.
Speaker 9: In the Yellow Pages directory?
Speaker 3: Jan. It's like, oh, it's going to run away.
Speaker 1: The boss is going to yell at me.
Speaker 4: Jane's running out of the office just to go home,
Speaker 4: running through the street.
Speaker 10: Happy, Oh, crossing the road can be easy as looking
Speaker 10: to us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's just played next on YouTube. You
Speaker 1: know this ad? This is famous. It's muted, unmuted? Oh sorry, sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh god, the dad?
Speaker 1: Why did they make a great all China? I was
Speaker 1: not expecting that. You really have to catch them off guard,
Speaker 1: Jim Smelly left untrimmed. What about it keeps playing big
Speaker 1: Aussie ads, you know those like infomercial kind of ads
Speaker 1: that happen like brand power helping you buy better, I'll
Speaker 1: get that chicken the supermarket. Imagine the shelf, just the
Speaker 1: roof collapsed above the whole ceiling cave in. You've got
Speaker 1: an earthquake sound.
Speaker 3: Effects on earthquake, Yeah, I sure we have nothing surprises
Speaker 3: me with your sound effects board, I've got them all.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how long have they been doing these
Speaker 3: brand power ads?
Speaker 4: Oh my forever?
Speaker 1: I used to you search it on YouTube. It looks
Speaker 1: so old. Look it's one from the nineties. Where are
Speaker 1: the new ones? Here?
Speaker 4: We got Belvida brand Power. I actually buy Belvida, So
Speaker 4: let's see. Let's see what they're flogging on Belvida.
Speaker 1: She's in the shopping center.
Speaker 3: Breakfast gives us energy to kickstyle the day, but fitting
Speaker 3: it into our morning routine can be the hard part.
Speaker 3: So try Belvita breakfast biscuits, Belvisa breakfast biscuits.
Speaker 4: She's in thee tasty waiting the ceiling's coming down.
Speaker 3: You'd need her going in the background too to make
Speaker 3: it really like these New Zealand ads.
Speaker 1: What about.
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 1: No, this is fucked.
Speaker 3: You know how you've got the traffic reporters up in
Speaker 3: the helicopters. What are the helicopter it's usually on like
Speaker 3: Channel Tan, like in the chopper. How don't they do
Speaker 3: the ones here is.
Speaker 4: The eyes in the sky. You can get one up
Speaker 4: right now, of course?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh easy, we've got the of course, you've got
Speaker 3: a traffic reporter sound effect. Flooding has closed the north,
Speaker 3: the wind the road.
Speaker 8: Just down to the bridge.
Speaker 1: Flight safety training can be.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Microsoft flight simulator, it could save your life.
Speaker 4: And I've got one ready. What about I love this
Speaker 4: ad growing up. It's actually one of my favorites. My
Speaker 4: dad loved it to.
Speaker 1: What is it the good guys?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I remember that this is the original. They're
Speaker 4: in the store getting ready sell to the people. Snow blazon.
Speaker 4: It's in the middle of a blazer.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh, our acorns are that good? Oh well,
Speaker 3: plizzand I ever pleasant sound of it. What would you
Speaker 3: ever need that? I've got plenty for days like today.
Speaker 3: That's fine. You see what I mean when I said
Speaker 3: this is dark enough that it kind of works for
Speaker 3: our humor.
Speaker 1: I think we're dumb.
Speaker 4: We've gone more and I found one more sound effect
Speaker 4: please and I know just the shew.
Speaker 1: Of work perfect?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this.
Speaker 4: Is everyone's tuning in Channel nine to what's their favorite show.
Speaker 4: It's the Box, It's Scotty Cam's Scotty Cam on the roof.
Speaker 3: What's gonna happen to Scotty. They're on the work side,
Speaker 3: in the middle of all the Rennolds.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a good episode.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's a gentleman. Welcome to the poor.
Speaker 4: Hold on, No, Scotty has fallen into the woodship's probably
Speaker 4: we're still talking his head.
Speaker 1: He's down, Scott's gone. Yeah, see, I told you it's
Speaker 1: messed up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fucked.
Speaker 1: Weould all be draumatized if we grew up in New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awful.
Speaker 1: What can we do with an ad for Huggy's nappy? No,
Speaker 1: I draw the line? Is it just me?
Speaker 6: The rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 2: Food?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh god?
Speaker 4: After that?
Speaker 1: What are we doing now?
Speaker 3: I'm still I'm still recovering Jenne's junk, all that worse ideas.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Without Jenna here though, we've got a
Speaker 1: Jenna Bot in her place. Yeah, I'll make a Jenna
Speaker 1: Bots a throwback.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Jenner's jaump, everybody, let's take it off, turn it off.
Speaker 1: What are you doing back? I'm here?
Speaker 4: Oh where'd the kid go?
Speaker 3: What are you?
Speaker 1: Is he even here?
Speaker 9: Yeah somewhere?
Speaker 3: Why'd you part him?
Speaker 9: After someone else, Well, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4: You, Jenna.
Speaker 3: You can't do that when some of the work experience,
Speaker 3: you've got to make account for them.
Speaker 1: You were a work experienced kid once at.
Speaker 9: They used to show. Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 1: You have to look after baby.
Speaker 3: That is so weird.
Speaker 1: She literally walked in as you were playing the opener.
Speaker 9: What were you doing?
Speaker 1: You just missed the most fucked thing.
Speaker 4: Are you a fan of Scott a Cam Yeah? He's dead.
Speaker 9: Yeah, No he's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he fell into a wood chipper.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, you're just gonna have to listen to the episode, yeah,
Speaker 3: to find out. We've already pre recorded your bits for
Speaker 3: Janice Junk, So if you want an early mark, you
Speaker 3: can leave where you can just do it.
Speaker 4: Now you're telling me before we do a Jena segment,
Speaker 4: we're going to do a Jeni segment.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do your segment or do you
Speaker 1: want to not do your segment?
Speaker 9: I have to check on him.
Speaker 4: Concern on the kid.
Speaker 3: Why did you come back then?
Speaker 9: I was curious. I didn't want to miss it.
Speaker 1: You missed it, So do you want to do your
Speaker 1: segment on not?
Speaker 9: Oh? Give it to miss Okay?
Speaker 3: Why did you bother coming back?
Speaker 4: Just wasted our time again?
Speaker 9: Sorry, I was I was really curious. I feel left out.
Speaker 1: Do you want to stay for it? Want to say
Speaker 1: for it on that? Okay?
Speaker 4: Then go so yeah bye, good luck.
Speaker 1: With a kid, thanks, no way, fuck me.
Speaker 3: This podcast needs to be such a well oiled machine,
Speaker 3: Jenn you can't really well actually, yeah, it's been really great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no interruptions.
Speaker 3: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's do a segment.
Speaker 6: Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall we.
Speaker 3: So whenever we think of an is it just me
Speaker 3: to bring up on the show when we think, actually
Speaker 3: that's a bit shit, I don't like that one, we
Speaker 3: put it in Jenna's junk. And then, yeah, we fished
Speaker 3: through the junk every so often. We need to do
Speaker 3: a cleanse for our Easter break, don't we. But actually
Speaker 3: doesn't mind her junk being full, so.
Speaker 4: No, and she's very generous to let us do it
Speaker 4: on the show. Yeah, have to play these, right, aren't we.
Speaker 4: Jenner's is just us that we prerecorded earlier in the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jenner Bot, if you like, let's go there. I
Speaker 3: actually like agenda that we can puppeteer.
Speaker 1: We can controller. Yeah, true, All right, let's do the
Speaker 1: first one.
Speaker 9: Is it just me? Or do tea companies need to
Speaker 9: be more explicit with their caffeine levels?
Speaker 4: Ah, that's a me one. That's a cheery Now do
Speaker 4: you agree?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to elaborate.
Speaker 4: I just find if something has caffeine in it. Tell us,
Speaker 4: Because sometimes I want tea as an alternative to coffee,
Speaker 4: and I drink it. I don't realize that. And I
Speaker 4: wanted eleven o'clock at night, or I wanted ten o'clock
Speaker 4: and I don't want to stay up, and I have
Speaker 4: to search the back and oh, Rue Boys, black pea
Speaker 4: and caffeine free in the smallest writing stick. It put
Speaker 4: a sticker on it.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: I thought that my assumption has always been and I
Speaker 3: could be wrong. It happens occasionally. I've always thought that
Speaker 3: most tea is caffeine free, except for like English breakfast.
Speaker 4: No, if most teas are full of caffeine. Really, the
Speaker 4: only uncaffe added teas are the ones that are explicitly uncaffeinated.
Speaker 1: You like the sleepy time ones.
Speaker 4: Yes, but that's why I write this down, because I
Speaker 4: went and bought a sleepy Time tea from a health
Speaker 4: food store full of caffeine.
Speaker 1: What redundant? Oh, for God's sake, it's like getting petrol.
Speaker 1: It doesn't actually work in your car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like buying a burger and they didn't clarify
Speaker 3: that it's actually made a play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't eat it? Yeah, fucked in yep.
Speaker 4: Piss me off. Tea companies. If you're listening Lipton or
Speaker 4: dil Mar, put a sticker on it.
Speaker 3: I don't drinking now, Lipton, what do you have that's
Speaker 3: full of caffeine? Now that's why I'm drinking it.
Speaker 4: See in an English breakfasty it makes sense in the
Speaker 4: morning you want the caffe any but I feel.
Speaker 3: Like it's drastically less caffeine than in a coffee. You're
Speaker 3: probably fine, there is there is there.
Speaker 1: You know, it's full of bubble tea too in boba
Speaker 1: like it has full of caffeine. Yeah. Fuck, I know.
Speaker 1: And the more you know, everyone saved your life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, what's the next one?
Speaker 9: Is it just me? Or did you think DNA tests
Speaker 9: would be a bigger part of your adult life?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, that was me. I really thought that a
Speaker 3: DNA test was something that I was going to have
Speaker 3: to deal with at some stage. They make it out
Speaker 3: like in the movies, like it's so common practice, like
Speaker 3: I got to get a DNA test? Fine out of
Speaker 3: that kid's mind, yeah, or like, oh get a DNA test?
Speaker 1: Are you my real father? Like they just make it
Speaker 1: sound like it's so easy.
Speaker 3: Can you just pop into the chemist like a rat
Speaker 3: test and just get a DNA test? Where would you
Speaker 3: even start if you wanted a DNA test?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Idea?
Speaker 4: And does DNA even look like what it does in
Speaker 4: the movies, like that we little twisty ladder feet. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I bet it doesn't. I bet they're lying to us.
Speaker 3: I've got no clue, to be honest, I've often thought
Speaker 3: of suggesting that my brother get a DNA test because
Speaker 3: he looks nothing like me or my sister. And I'm like, oh, Jane, well,
Speaker 3: the fact that I was so hard to conceive and
Speaker 3: they had to do other methods, you know, I'm a
Speaker 3: test to baby, and you know, very difficult for my
Speaker 3: parents to conceive another child, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: this blonde fucker shows up. I'm like, Jane, oh, you
Speaker 3: were doing the dirty so maybe I should look into
Speaker 3: these DNA tests.
Speaker 4: That's why you sew into the DNA. This is something
Speaker 4: to be in it. Your brother is very handsome. I
Speaker 4: saw a photo him on Instagram.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: He can't be my father's. It does look like your mum.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see.
Speaker 9: Is it just me? Or is outing someone from doing
Speaker 9: a Pooh the worst thing you could do to one?
Speaker 1: This is very topical. This is me.
Speaker 4: I never do it because I think it's awful.
Speaker 1: No, I agree. You know when someone's doing a pool
Speaker 1: you just know it.
Speaker 3: Do you, though? Because I just genuinely don't think about it.
Speaker 3: I don't care how long someone's been gone. I just
Speaker 3: don't think about it.
Speaker 4: I'm aware of it. No, I know, I can sense it.
Speaker 4: I did it this morning because I'm doing the breakfast
Speaker 4: radio show filling of a Caryle and Jackie Oh at
Speaker 4: the moment, and my hours are ridiculous, So my morning
Speaker 4: Pooh that normally hits me at eleven is hitting me
Speaker 4: at like five thirty am, right because I've had two
Speaker 4: coffees by that point. And I went out and I
Speaker 4: pre recorded some radio and then went to the talk
Speaker 4: to do a pool. Came back and they went, how's
Speaker 4: your poo? Don't out me?
Speaker 1: Oh no, that off's the worst for this. They always
Speaker 1: used to do.
Speaker 3: That, like, ah, you went and did a shit, didn't you.
Speaker 3: And I just started being like, yeah I did. Yes,
Speaker 3: everyone shit, you have.
Speaker 1: To own it.
Speaker 4: And I went, you know what, it was fantastic. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but old meat. Maybe I'm five years ago. I would
Speaker 4: have been old night.
Speaker 3: In poo, night in poo.
Speaker 1: But why why am I defending my poop?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I've noticed that my friends always if they
Speaker 3: do a shit at my place, there's a few of
Speaker 3: my friends that always try and cover up that they
Speaker 3: did it because they might have been gone in the
Speaker 3: bathroom for a while. Yeah, and they'll come out and
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, I just like, was sitting
Speaker 3: there watching tiktoks.
Speaker 1: I just got you know, I just got distracted.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was sitting there for eight and then I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I forgot. I'm on the toilet.
Speaker 3: I'm like, babe, I don't need the elaborate fucking hysterics like,
Speaker 3: I don't need it.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're shitting. I don't even notice
Speaker 1: you were missing. I've gone this far sometimes just to lie. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's so unlike you too, that's really out of character.
Speaker 4: I'll say, oh, I ran into Steve in the hallway,
Speaker 4: like a Steve Dharty year ago. Do you know in
Speaker 4: Australia in America, you would never say, oh, I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna go to the toilet. You know, in Australia, we
Speaker 4: go I'm gonna go to the toilet, which just means
Speaker 4: you might need you might need to wash your hands.
Speaker 3: What do they say the restroom the restroom or the washroom?
Speaker 1: The washroom the washroom.
Speaker 4: For them, the toilet is the singular item. That's like
Speaker 4: me going, oh, I'm just gonna go to the sink
Speaker 4: instead of the kitchen. They think, why would you like,
Speaker 4: why would you single out the toilet?
Speaker 1: That is weird, Like, Ah, I'm just gonna go to
Speaker 1: the chair.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell I'm gonna do the American version. You
Speaker 4: tell me where you think where you think I'm going.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I'm just going to go to the counter,
Speaker 3: the bench. I don't know.
Speaker 1: McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Oh, all right, we're being that little, are we. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go sit in the driver's seat.
Speaker 1: You go to the car, yeah, yes, that's better.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, like, shut up a miera. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they don't like being specific, very broad. I think it's
Speaker 3: very Australian to just be very literal, especially Melburnians. Have
Speaker 3: you noticed they don't even call Melburnians. People in Melbourne
Speaker 3: don't even call sausage sandwiches sausage sandwiches. They call them
Speaker 3: sausage in bread like absolute idiots.
Speaker 4: No, they don't call morning morning, they call it son
Speaker 4: up first, All right, what's the next genistund?
Speaker 9: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Or?
Speaker 9: Have you ever wondered what you call a non binary
Speaker 9: aunt or uncle?
Speaker 3: I was just thinking about this the other day because
Speaker 3: I'm like, what if someone is gender neutral and they
Speaker 3: use they then pronouns, because aunt or uncle that applies
Speaker 3: to a male or female.
Speaker 1: Specifically, like I'm an uncle.
Speaker 3: But what if you're non binary you don't identify as either,
Speaker 3: what do you call them?
Speaker 4: Well, uncle has masculine or male connotations. Oh that's really interesting.
Speaker 4: Would you call don't bring this back again, what it's
Speaker 4: not fucking gunkle?
Speaker 1: No? No, because that's also uncle, Like would you call it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Did you call a lesbian auntie a lanti.
Speaker 3: Or a bisexual aunt, my bunty, But like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what else you call it? If you're removing gender
Speaker 3: from it, is it like instead of a grandparent, like,
Speaker 3: oh my grand cousin? Do you call a non binary
Speaker 3: aunt or uncle? Hey, Jenna, can you google it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow, what a shame.
Speaker 3: Idiot you call a non binary?
Speaker 4: Do we have any friends that are of the show
Speaker 4: that identify as non binary?
Speaker 1: We can ask?
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, surely this isn't correct. One gender neutual
Speaker 3: term that has become increasingly popular is pibbling.
Speaker 1: Oh. Pibling can refer to either an aunt or uncle
Speaker 1: and is modeling on sibling blended with P for parent.
Speaker 1: Oh my parent sibling pibbling? Yeah, your parents sibling? Oh pibbling.
Speaker 3: Mitchell pibbling, Mitch is here, and then your gay pibbling
Speaker 3: is gibbling.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, giblings. I've never heard pibbling before, Mitchell, it's
Speaker 1: not real. What's the website? It's probably pink news, dictionary dot.
Speaker 1: Can't you know what I have a beef with? I
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to unlearn. It is, ladies and gentlemen, because
Speaker 4: it is. Yes, it's the binary. It's feeding the bunny
Speaker 4: and I say it all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do.
Speaker 3: But I don't think that's like an evil thing that
Speaker 3: you do. It's this habit.
Speaker 4: Really, it's um learning that. Yeah, I'm not doing it intentionally.
Speaker 1: You're not, you know, excluding people on purpose.
Speaker 4: I'd throw myself into a wood chopper if I was
Speaker 4: doing it intentionally.
Speaker 1: How dare I alight? What's the next one? Go, Jim?
Speaker 9: Is it just me? Or do we need to rethink
Speaker 9: street lights?
Speaker 4: The only reason I say this is because I was
Speaker 4: picking up Hayden from the airport the other day.
Speaker 1: And where did he come back from?
Speaker 4: Oh? My god, the poor fall Queensland.
Speaker 1: Finn Off Queensland.
Speaker 4: Oh he hired a catamaran with five of his closest friends.
Speaker 4: I was meant to go, but I couldn't caause I
Speaker 4: was on air and it was the rainiest Queensland has
Speaker 4: ever had. Rainiest month a Queensland. Oh fuck, that poor
Speaker 4: little thing wanted to get a Suntannd anyway, the street
Speaker 4: lights I picked him up. Yeah, back to the street
Speaker 4: lights they are. It's actually adorable, Mitch, normal street lights.
Speaker 4: How Toldrick?
Speaker 1: There is that twenty meters probably twenty five meters actually,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, maybe twenty five.
Speaker 4: For the international listeners. Twenty five meters ten feet street
Speaker 4: light is a light on the side of the road
Speaker 4: that needs your path, my loving partner. The streetlights are
Speaker 4: a quarter of the size Apple airport. Yeah, they're probably
Speaker 4: just taller than me.
Speaker 3: I've never noticed.
Speaker 4: It's the cutest little streetlights ever. And I think we
Speaker 4: need to rethink street lights because sometimes I want to
Speaker 4: look at a cute streetlight. I don't want a gangly
Speaker 4: long poll thing. They're ugly. Street lights are hideous.
Speaker 1: Actually, can you vamp for a bit? I'll just go
Speaker 1: on street on street view.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's that's a good idea. Google street View.
Speaker 3: Why are we looking at streetlights?
Speaker 4: And gona put up behind you? Ready, you'll be able
Speaker 4: to see it Google street View, Google Maps. I was
Speaker 4: because there's a Krispy Krem near here.
Speaker 3: Oh is it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it even outside the airport?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It's about probably a ten kilometer radius around the airport.
Speaker 1: Oh God, this is going to be your next obsession.
Speaker 3: Like firste you're obsessed with trolleys and everyone was sending
Speaker 3: its trolley pis. Now we're gonna get street light picks
Speaker 3: flootered to our Facebook grow them. Send us a street
Speaker 3: light so Mitch gets a mad heart on food and
Speaker 3: we love the street light.
Speaker 4: Don't send me an ugly street light. I only want
Speaker 4: look at.
Speaker 1: Chowd looking deep.
Speaker 4: Look at them.
Speaker 1: They're tiny, gorgeous. Look at that one. I mean, they
Speaker 1: just look like streetlights.
Speaker 3: And I wonder I've never noticed I could reach up
Speaker 3: and touch it. Maybe that's why they don't do it,
Speaker 3: because hoodlums just would jump on them and swing on ship.
Speaker 4: Look that's the side of me. Oh, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: See what I mean?
Speaker 4: No, there, how tiny they are because they could hit them.
Speaker 4: The plain could hit them. When I tell you, I
Speaker 4: almost rearandered it uber the other day trying to get
Speaker 4: a look at these things.
Speaker 1: Because you're weird.
Speaker 4: Crispy greame so deep in my gullet was choked crying
Speaker 4: over the streetlights.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you were fucking so easily entertaining.
Speaker 4: I've got a command astral on the implemmation, implemation implementation
Speaker 4: of these gorgeous little streetlights.
Speaker 1: Next junk please, Okay.
Speaker 9: Is it just me or do you not buy tissues?
Speaker 1: What a waste of money. I don't buy fucking tissues.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's a good point. I can't remember
Speaker 4: the last time I bought tissues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just used toilet paper. Same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even if I'm sick, like when I had COVID
Speaker 3: and I was blowing my nose a lot, I just
Speaker 3: grabbed a roll the toilet paper put it.
Speaker 1: On side table. That funny.
Speaker 3: Probably looks wrong if people come in my room, they
Speaker 3: think that I'm using it as a cum rag.
Speaker 1: But you don't need tissues. I is ues his shirt
Speaker 1: and T shirt and put it in the dirty clothes
Speaker 1: basket to a oh got T shirt? They're gonna get
Speaker 1: washed anyway. It's already cover in food. Well what if
Speaker 1: you want to wear it? Not again?
Speaker 4: It's dirty. I really soil my shirts. I'm a heavy wearer.
Speaker 4: I hate And it's funny when you when you live
Speaker 4: with someone that is a tissue user, you notice them
Speaker 4: more because I have never been a tissue user.
Speaker 1: Do they leave them around the house, nobody. He's got
Speaker 1: boxes everywhere. He's got a box next to his at
Speaker 1: home station.
Speaker 3: Why I know.
Speaker 1: He's got one in the living room, he's got one
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. And I don't use them. They're all him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even use paper towels. Oh no. I remember
Speaker 1: one of my friend's mothers.
Speaker 3: I was saying in the US and my friend had
Speaker 3: to work, she had a shift, so I spent all
Speaker 3: day with her mother and she was just giving me
Speaker 3: like motherly advice.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: She just had to feel the silence. She's like you,
Speaker 3: and she was telling me, Oh, don't buy paper towels.
Speaker 3: That's just a waste of money. You just buy a
Speaker 3: couple of cheap tea towels and you just kind of
Speaker 3: rotate them as you kind of have them as your
Speaker 3: general wiping shit up towel.
Speaker 1: You don't use them to wipe the dishes.
Speaker 3: So I've got to there's the dishtowel to dry the dishes,
Speaker 3: and there's one for just general wiping shit up. Chuck
Speaker 3: them in the washing machine after and then you never
Speaker 3: have to buy payper towel.
Speaker 1: And have my history with tea towels on them. They're good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you just go to came out of
Speaker 3: something and get really cheap ones and then they when
Speaker 3: they die or they get too dirty, whatever, just get
Speaker 3: more ones. Oh, you know, in the same way that
Speaker 3: you'd buy paper towels.
Speaker 1: All the fucking time. You just buy teatowels all the time.
Speaker 1: You win with your gay shit.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm not progressive.
Speaker 1: You know that TikTok? No I owe that TikTok. When
Speaker 1: they're like, I was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: My gay shit?
Speaker 4: Those who get it get it. It's the same people
Speaker 4: who are like, use relyusable cotton pads for your serums
Speaker 4: and your tonas.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I do that too, and I
Speaker 1: love it. I can't have tried.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. They're like a makeup remover and
Speaker 3: if I take if I take me face off, I
Speaker 3: just run it under cold water and then when it
Speaker 3: gets thirty, chuck it in with a load of whites.
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, but they work well. I don't do
Speaker 3: waste in my life, nor on this podcast. I don't
Speaker 3: waste time unlike dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right.
Speaker 4: Next one, is it just me?
Speaker 9: Or is selling quilt covers and pillowcases separately fucking criminal?
Speaker 1: NH, that's another me one. What do you mean explain
Speaker 1: that it's so self explanatory?
Speaker 3: Why the fuck do they sell quilt covers and the
Speaker 3: pillow cases separately? Just pop them in together as a
Speaker 3: set and you just buy the whole basard. It's like
Speaker 3: those really expensive homeware shops you go to. You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a beautiful quilt, and then it says in fine
Speaker 3: print pillow cases sold separately, and I'm like, for fux sake,
Speaker 3: they're usually thirty bucks each the pillowcases.
Speaker 4: It's a cash grab. But I also think it's because,
Speaker 4: like we have contrasting pillowcases to bed sheets because it's
Speaker 4: a nice little design thing.
Speaker 1: Why are we you do that? Because pops? It makes
Speaker 1: it pop.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand why you'd want to buy them separately,
Speaker 3: especially the ones that they sell with really obnoxious patterns,
Speaker 3: like one just the quilt cover and then not have
Speaker 3: it matched.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also you don't go buy a car and
Speaker 4: they not include the tires like they're kind of important.
Speaker 3: Or like doors sold separately. You have to buy the
Speaker 3: doors for the car, you just buy the frame.
Speaker 1: That bullshit. That's stupid, all right? One last yunk I
Speaker 1: believe yep?
Speaker 9: Is it just me or a small town carnival? Shit?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 3: That to me?
Speaker 1: How very dare you know? How many small town carnivals
Speaker 1: have you been.
Speaker 4: To a handful, a handful or Handful Town, Caiama Lawn, Woollongong.
Speaker 1: Are we talking like fates?
Speaker 4: No, I'm talking they all have the same rides, a
Speaker 4: shitty haunted house a er.
Speaker 1: So are you talking like the show?
Speaker 3: Like you know, they've got the Royal Lisa Show and
Speaker 3: then back at home they've got the Parks Show and
Speaker 3: the Forbes Show.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's not shows that you know when you're
Speaker 4: in a beachside town, right for God's sake, and you
Speaker 4: Bateman's and you go to get ice cream one night
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden there's a random fucking
Speaker 4: fairest wheel and children and cotton candy, and you go
Speaker 4: either branded or fuck I'm serious, because I either make
Speaker 4: it a show and called the Bateman's Bay January Press
Speaker 4: Shirt Agricultural Society show. Yeah, slap an acronym in it
Speaker 4: or something, but don't just put a stupid fairest wheel
Speaker 4: in the middle of a beach showground and call it
Speaker 4: a carnival because.
Speaker 1: It's just a pop up show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's right. Yeah. Put put some fucking efforty
Speaker 4: in clowns literally.
Speaker 1: For the international listeners.
Speaker 3: A fair, yeah fair, Yeah, Yeah, Sometimes I do appreciate
Speaker 3: a small fair like a little a little fate, yes,
Speaker 3: like sometimes they take you by surprise. When I was
Speaker 3: in Wogga one weekend, they just had this fate there
Speaker 3: and I bought the show bag with all the squishes
Speaker 3: in it, like the dress ball character things.
Speaker 1: I love a market. I love a bitch to be
Speaker 1: more of a market.
Speaker 4: Let me google. I'm gonna google small town Canival. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna show exactly what I'm picturing. So you think too big?
Speaker 4: These are all too big? These are all too big.
Speaker 1: It's just why don't you.
Speaker 3: Google one of the ones that you've actually been to, Like,
Speaker 3: oh kaiam a fair thing?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that works, Yeah yeah, let's.
Speaker 1: Do oh kaiam a carnival.
Speaker 4: What's the point?
Speaker 1: Look, that's just that's got one lazy coaster in the
Speaker 1: middle of a park.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we are getting old, aren't we. Why
Speaker 3: Because at the side of show rides we go Nah,
Speaker 3: that's shocking. I used to think when my parents said,
Speaker 3: oh no, I'm too old to go and rides. I
Speaker 3: used to think, what do you mean that's always going
Speaker 3: to be fun. I'll never be that adult. And now
Speaker 3: I look at that and I go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you. I got too much effort. I've
Speaker 1: gotta pay money for that.
Speaker 4: I at the last Easter Show was because in Sydney
Speaker 4: now the Easter show's on, which for the international isn't
Speaker 4: it is a big Easter show?
Speaker 1: Famously it's a show.
Speaker 4: Should I start doing for the internationals?
Speaker 1: But actually not describing it anyway.
Speaker 4: We have Gatorade in Australia for the International Gatorade is gatorade?
Speaker 1: Look? I like the Easter Show. And I also forget
Speaker 1: my point. Are you talking about how we're too old
Speaker 1: for rides now?
Speaker 4: My memory, we're too over Ohm. There we walked through
Speaker 4: last year and there was a coerm at the frog
Speaker 4: hung on like a hook, like a fish hook, and oh,
Speaker 4: should we play to win? And I first thought was
Speaker 4: we're not gonna win. Yeah no, there's no way. There's
Speaker 4: no way you were going to win that. I'm sure practical. Now,
Speaker 4: that's a waste of money and time, not even fun.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I.
Speaker 3: Never do those things because I was scarred once. I
Speaker 3: was traumatized by it. I was at the Parks Show,
Speaker 3: which to the record, great time, okay and judgment and
Speaker 3: yeah they commit. But I was at the Parks Show
Speaker 3: and I was walking around with my mum at the show,
Speaker 3: and I was kind of walking ahead of her, and
Speaker 3: out of nowhere, this Carney guy just hands me these
Speaker 3: darts and goes, come on, ever, go have it go.
Speaker 3: And because I was so young, it just didn't feel
Speaker 3: like I had an option, and so I just started
Speaker 3: throwing these fucking darts.
Speaker 1: Didn't win anything.
Speaker 3: And then mamad kind of turned her back on me,
Speaker 3: and she turns around and goes, Mitchell, you didn't ask
Speaker 3: for my permission to play that.
Speaker 1: Now I have to pay him.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1: I didn't like he just kind.
Speaker 3: Of courted me and goes, yeah, have I go, and
Speaker 3: it just, yeah, it was very confronting and traumatic, and
Speaker 3: so now I'm just scared of Carnie's and I never
Speaker 3: fucking win. I'm real good at that, but I wasn't
Speaker 3: that day too.
Speaker 1: Poor thing. Yeah, they can stretch you out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so much trouble. It's a bitch you didn't witness it.
Speaker 3: You took your eyes off your son.
Speaker 1: That's on you.
Speaker 4: That's on you, ma'am. And while we're out, let's get
Speaker 4: a DNA test for your second Sam. All right, thanks
Speaker 4: Jenna for nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for that Jenna. God love you Jenna.
Speaker 4: While you're here. We actually have a room that someone says,
Speaker 4: if Jenna isn't a bitch, she'll just say so. So
Speaker 4: now's your chance to nip that one the butt.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, so I thought that's a shame because
Speaker 3: she had Jenna wasn't a misogynist, you'd speak now, well,
Speaker 3: you can't argue with that.
Speaker 4: Look if you voted no in the same sex marriage debate,
Speaker 4: say nothing right now. Wow, I'm shocked if.
Speaker 3: You're somehow connected to the whole Ukraine situation.
Speaker 1: Too much, too much.
Speaker 4: I agree far out. Let's get out of here, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, time to go, Darling.
Speaker 4: Yes, so now we are going to be away for
Speaker 4: a little bit. It's our east to break. Ladies and gents.
Speaker 4: Busy boys, busy boys.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be back.
Speaker 1: I'm in bog and go making mum do everything for me.
Speaker 4: Like I said, I'm doing like a child on the
Speaker 4: Easter Breakfast show. So I'm getting up at three am.
Speaker 4: The crackadile on everybody.
Speaker 7: Poo.
Speaker 1: I know the pain. I know the pain, but probably.
Speaker 4: See Yeah, the family. I'm going to see the family.
Speaker 4: We got Hayden's Filipino family who make amazing food, and
Speaker 4: then my family will just do classic Easter. I think
Speaker 4: we're doing a boat.
Speaker 3: Are you doing that whole split thing where you do
Speaker 3: one side of the family for lunch and the other
Speaker 3: for dinner.
Speaker 4: Well, that's the good thing about Easter is that there's
Speaker 4: multiple days. Like Jesus was like, yeah, I'm gonna milk this,
Speaker 4: so we get I think Friday with my family, in
Speaker 4: Sunday with his Are.
Speaker 3: You going to be ordering fell out of fishes on
Speaker 3: Good Friday?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Mum will yeah, mom, mum, old guilty.
Speaker 1: Yeah. All right, guys, thank you for listening.
Speaker 4: I give us a review five stars. It keeps us going.
Speaker 3: We love your five star rating on Spotify Police, and
Speaker 3: we've finally got up to five stars overall. It was
Speaker 3: four point nine for a bit because some people dogged it,
Speaker 3: but we're five overall for now.
Speaker 1: I will see you in a couple of weeks. Guys,
Speaker 1: stay say look after yourself. Thanks for darling. Yep, see
Speaker 1: you guys.
Speaker 6: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: A welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 3: On the end, we pretend that we're gone, and then
Speaker 3: we go nap kidding, and then we just fuck around
Speaker 3: a bit. This bit is not planned or structured or whatever.
Speaker 4: We're back now.
Speaker 3: Because I'm not an absolute idiot. I did buy myself
Speaker 3: an Easter President as part of this gas lighting general.
Speaker 1: I'm smart move, because I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: want something.
Speaker 4: Can I have one of these?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Can you have one? I gave
Speaker 1: it to you with the GIF. True, true, true, but
Speaker 1: you never know when the lines are blurred these days.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, oh my god. These are my favorite East
Speaker 4: of chocolate.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 4: It's the this is true, the chocolate with the marshmallow inside.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I share, or let's find another one in
Speaker 1: the box.
Speaker 4: They were literal. They look like actual turts. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: they're just Cadbury milk chocolate, but insides a little white marshmallow.
Speaker 3: I did not know these existed and lookoks like an egg.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, they've committed. It's like got a yolk and
Speaker 3: everything in the marshmallow.
Speaker 4: Oh that is heaven. That is my favorite chocolate.
Speaker 1: Fuck me, what did the taste like? What did it
Speaker 1: taste like?
Speaker 3: That is so distinct, like those marshmallow things that you
Speaker 3: get with the coconut on the outside.
Speaker 4: Oh, snowballs. Snowballs, yeah they do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, chocolate marshmallow. Yeah. Wow, that's so good, isn't that?
Speaker 4: Is that not really good?
Speaker 1: I don't think I could have more than two because
Speaker 1: it's very Yeah, and there were only two when I
Speaker 1: gave them both. What gave one to you, one to me?
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 4: I would have eat them on the car right home.
Speaker 4: So I'm glad.
Speaker 3: I've got a Karra milk, bunny. If you want some
Speaker 3: of that, but that's yours. You take it, You keep it, ma'am.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I'm not gonna eat the whole thing. What
Speaker 1: do you I'll share it. Oh oh, oh, massacre the
Speaker 1: Carra milk. Just bash this bunny's head in.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the good old days when Cadbury used
Speaker 4: to claim that Karen milk was a limited time thing
Speaker 4: and we got excited when it came back.
Speaker 3: Yes, Now it doesn't seem going anywhere everywhere.
Speaker 4: Do you think what's happened is they mass produced and
Speaker 4: they over they overproduced, and now they've got to just
Speaker 4: use the leftover chocolate in Easter stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh like last year when at Christmas time they made
Speaker 3: Christmas boarbules, which were basically just left over Easter eggs,
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh fuck, we've got these tin round chocolates.
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do with them? We've got all
Speaker 3: this leftover ship. We'll call them barbules that you hang
Speaker 3: off a tree. They go Christmas baubles.
Speaker 4: Oh that's really good. You're not I want to do
Speaker 4: on the fly. You haven't planned this top five Easter
Speaker 4: chocolates because I've got a very big opinion five of
Speaker 4: the best Australian.
Speaker 1: You're doing your five okay, so start number five?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I absolutely adore the Turkish to light their box sets.
Speaker 4: They called box sets.
Speaker 1: As in like you get the egg and a couple
Speaker 1: of Turkish delights.
Speaker 4: Yeah and also but yeah, but you also get like
Speaker 4: an egg cup, like a plastic egg cup. They're in
Speaker 4: the box at Coals and Kmart even and they have
Speaker 4: like a little set. Yeah you can also like you
Speaker 4: get tweaked, you get flake, you get them all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I know what you mean now Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love any Oreo Easter egg. Oh is that number four?
Speaker 1: Number four?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that they do slap too.
Speaker 4: Do you like Oreos wull Stop? I like Oreos wull Stop.
Speaker 3: Of course I like Oreos.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fucking idiot man. Number three is the
Speaker 1: cherry Ripe box set. Nah nah nah nah nah.
Speaker 3: Really, the cherry ripe Easter Egg is how I learned
Speaker 3: the hard way that cherry ripe is dark chocolate.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite chocolate, or it was as a kid.
Speaker 3: Cherry rub was always my favorite, but because the cherry
Speaker 3: bit was so overpowering, I never noticed that it was
Speaker 3: dark chocolate. And I fucking hate dark chocolate. So Mum
Speaker 3: got me the cherry ripe Easter egg and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what's this wrap? But she's dark chocolate and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's cherry ripe. And it's because they barely put any
Speaker 3: cherry bits in the chocolate egg. It was this dark
Speaker 3: chocolate with a couple of bits of red crap. And
Speaker 3: I was like, how do I go this long not
Speaker 3: knowing that cherry rap is dark chocolate. It's too dark chocolate?
Speaker 1: Ea.
Speaker 4: The easter egg version, well, the walls of a chocolate
Speaker 4: egg are so thin you can't get your cherry in it.
Speaker 1: Speak for yourself. I can fit my cherry.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: Number two is a cream egg. Now I'm not including
Speaker 4: the marshmallows. I'm talking eggs, guys. The marshmallow bunny is
Speaker 4: my favorite thing, but a cream egg. We're talking purely
Speaker 4: eggs here.
Speaker 3: Okay, we were talking about this on trash Alley the
Speaker 3: other day. All Right, Hay's favorite. It's definitely creame eggs too.
Speaker 3: And I'll say the same thing I said there. Nah
Speaker 3: it's they're good, but they're again too sweet. You can
Speaker 3: have one and then you've got a fucking headache. allD a.
Speaker 4: Like I've said, I've say it once, I'll say it again.
Speaker 4: There's a coming through between me and all right, Hey,
Speaker 4: I don't know what you mean by very rich one
Speaker 4: for the When is the kind of surprise egg?
Speaker 1: Oh that's not Easter chocolate.
Speaker 4: It is the kind of eggs. It's gigantic. It's all
Speaker 4: it is is a novelty sized, big East kind of surprise.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, I get it, because that makes sense.
Speaker 3: But people who get normal kind of surprises that are
Speaker 3: ever green, you can get them all year round. They're
Speaker 3: not fucking Easter eggs. They're kind of surprises when people
Speaker 3: get them.
Speaker 1: For Easter.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you doing? That's not East of Chocolate.
Speaker 3: There's no point of difference. It's just an egg you
Speaker 3: can get all year round.
Speaker 1: No, it's mine, and it is so good. It's mine.
Speaker 4: I design it's and the toy inside is it's like
Speaker 4: a dinosaur egg. It's so much fun. It's a huge toy.
Speaker 4: That's so smart because you know what Kinder could have
Speaker 4: done if they wanted to skimp out. Let's give them
Speaker 4: four little toys, you know. They made the big toy that.
Speaker 1: Well, like some shitty bonbond things in.
Speaker 4: There, yeah, or an easter bunny thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Anyway, they're my top five on the fly.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could possibly think of five.
Speaker 4: That's probably a good thing. That's probably a sign of
Speaker 4: a faty that I knows five.
Speaker 3: The other day, the reason we're talking about this on
Speaker 3: trash Alley is because we tried the Bubbalo Bill Easter
Speaker 3: eggs and eye bloody adored it. It tasted beautiful, however,
Speaker 3: nothing like a bubblo bill really. Yeah, it just tasted
Speaker 3: like strawberry fretdos.
Speaker 4: Well, here you go, I've got the coal section up.
Speaker 4: The Easter eggs.
Speaker 3: Did you love strawberry Fridos, by the way, I feel
Speaker 3: like you can't get them normally. You can only get
Speaker 3: them in when people are raising money for the netball carnival.
Speaker 1: Don't why I'm awing.
Speaker 4: My mum's alive and well, but my mum's favorite chocolate
Speaker 4: ever is a strawberry Fredder.
Speaker 3: They're fucking amazing.
Speaker 4: But you know he can get them coltechs petrol stations
Speaker 4: because my dad when he used to get petrol aid
Speaker 4: and I would always come home with a chocolate freader
Speaker 4: for my mum's Oh that's beautiful shell bell and he'd
Speaker 4: throw it to her when he walk in the door.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's less cute.
Speaker 4: No, but like it's an affections she.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 4: No, she's on the couch, you know, dressing out on
Speaker 4: the iPad. You know it was romantic. Yeah right, I'm
Speaker 4: going to get the coal section up because I want
Speaker 4: to see what fucked chocolates they've designed this Stop eating
Speaker 4: while talking.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know I said I wasn't going to
Speaker 3: do a top five, but I'll just say what I
Speaker 3: said last year.
Speaker 1: Red Chulet will always be the best. It's the superior
Speaker 1: East of chocolate. Yeah, you can't go back.
Speaker 3: Wmber tricked you last year. I blindfolded him and said,
Speaker 3: can you tell the difference? And you said, oh, that
Speaker 3: one tastes better, and I said that was red chult.
Speaker 4: Oh like fuck, fuck this shit milk chocolate Easter?
Speaker 1: It coins?
Speaker 4: What the hell that?
Speaker 1: I hate coins? When they put them in that little soil,
Speaker 1: the foil paper and the East bunny doesn't need cash, guys,
Speaker 1: because he doesn't need money because he's.
Speaker 3: Now see what the fuck are lint doing. They've got
Speaker 3: their lint bunnies. They're nailing that but up the top
Speaker 3: right here. And koala bear, what a koal that's got
Speaker 3: to do with Easter? Oh?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 4: This is a Dell dino and it's a chocolate dinosaur
Speaker 4: in a dinosaur egg.
Speaker 3: You can't just make shit chocolate and call it Easter like,
Speaker 3: You've got to have the bunny theme in there.
Speaker 4: And look at that brand or Jesus Libbert, Jesus would
Speaker 4: be nice a chocolate Jesus. Look at that Mitchell or
Speaker 4: got fer Aero shaved done down here? It's a chocolate
Speaker 4: squirrel holding a nut for funck sake.
Speaker 3: Now I'm mad.
Speaker 4: Look at the price of red chilip Ma. It's four
Speaker 4: twenty five.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, oh my god, I can't wait to
Speaker 3: devour red fucking chilp.
Speaker 1: Look at him? Look at him.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, it's not just the red chilut rabbit. It's
Speaker 3: the red chilip air Lican's rabbit. That's what they've called
Speaker 3: it on the on the cold website.
Speaker 1: That rabbit has seen some shit.
Speaker 3: It looks like dinner. The red Toolet rabbits look like dinner.
Speaker 4: The internationalism has google red chilp.
Speaker 3: Look at this rabbit.
Speaker 1: Lin Easter in a carrot? Right, No, no, for reindeers, idiot?
Speaker 4: Bluey chocolate?
Speaker 3: What all right? Hang on?
Speaker 1: How much is the bluey chock? But my nephew know,
Speaker 1: I would love that your peopling Mitchell got you? This
Speaker 1: wants me? Hey, thank you to your pibbling. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's a sticker book my era.
Speaker 3: If any of my nieces and fews declare that Mark
Speaker 3: is the favorite uncle, that's when I'll just rebrand is pibbling. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm your favorite pibling, so I'm winning. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's my thoughts on the chocolates. Everyone, They're fucked.
Speaker 4: Go back to the base. Go back to the girl days. God,
Speaker 4: we've really shown our age yelling at carnival in kids
Speaker 4: that you're enjoying carnivals, street lights and now chocolate boxes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've gone from appreciating show rides to appreciating architecture.
Speaker 1: I'll look at those street lights. Aren't they adorable? They
Speaker 1: are adorable?
Speaker 4: Google them, guys, Sidney Kingsford Smith. You have to go
Speaker 4: on Google Maps though you have come back. Someone what
Speaker 4: was general homes drive drop a pin you'll see for.
Speaker 3: The internationalist says google Maps is Google Maps.
Speaker 4: Do you like money bottle? I'm a YEI boy. Now
Speaker 4: for those listening, I'll love my yetti you trick out
Speaker 4: of a cold bottle to what's a YETI ye. It's
Speaker 4: one of those bottles that claim they keep ice cubes
Speaker 4: for forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: Never heard of it. I saw it on TikTok so.
Speaker 1: I bought it was one hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 4: One hundred and ten dollars a lot of money for
Speaker 4: a water bottle.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Someone will blogged that around here. You reckon
Speaker 1: yeah knowing.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The track record the Bolts of Culture, They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: that looks free too, it's unattended.
Speaker 1: Listen to how insulated it is.
Speaker 3: I think I don't need a yetty drink bottle. I've
Speaker 3: got the Frank Greens. I'm all thought it.
Speaker 4: Oh you're a frank Green boy. Now can I play
Speaker 4: you some sound effects that I got but I put
Speaker 4: on here in the height of our a ad game
Speaker 4: that were non violent, Like I thought, how funny would.
Speaker 1: It be if it was a really innocent ads?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, let me get an ad from kiss right,
Speaker 4: really innocent?
Speaker 1: This is the Department of hell forthrized by the Australian
Speaker 1: Government camera.
Speaker 7: Hey Australia, there's never been a better time to check
Speaker 7: up on your health.
Speaker 8: Just can't live for During the middle of helpad, the
Speaker 8: shell calls express great as he road trip booklet is free,
Speaker 8: with page after page of ideas to keep the kids.
Speaker 4: It was just a magpie.
Speaker 1: You're getting swooped by a magpie in the middle of
Speaker 1: an ad swooped by a magpie. It is degrading.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mate, I grew up on a farm, of course
Speaker 3: I did. True, you have to show a moove bos
Speaker 3: those magpies.
Speaker 4: What about the re His new South Wales Rail Museum
Speaker 4: has step back.
Speaker 5: In time and experience as steam train ride every day
Speaker 5: these school holidays.
Speaker 4: Oh no, there's a goat on the tracks.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh.
Speaker 4: Get it off, get it off, get it off. Oh no,
Speaker 4: it's still alive.
Speaker 1: That's good. Oh it was worth it. That's awful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounded I didn't even plan that. That sounded
Speaker 4: like organs were being squashed.
Speaker 1: It God, any other what other sound effects?
Speaker 3: You got?
Speaker 1: The innocent one?
Speaker 3: Why do we use the fucked up ones before we
Speaker 3: could have done? And ida you'll find all your Easter
Speaker 3: goodies like julip hunting eggs. Great one seventy gram only
Speaker 3: four dollars fifty eight not.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah? Anything else?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've got plenty save on baby essentials in
Speaker 4: baby Bunting's huge car sales.
Speaker 1: I couldn't hurt a baby, not a.
Speaker 4: In the middle of an ad the voice over chick
Speaker 4: just vomit, oh the middle and.
Speaker 3: A kiss wuz right flow.
Speaker 4: There's a cruise ship fog one from a carnival cruise ship.
Speaker 4: It was so loud in the car, going Yeah, I
Speaker 4: wonder what's happening in Ukraine? No, do you remember the
Speaker 4: fucked ads? This is a second time I've mentioned it.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 4: In Australia, we had a same sex ma Mariage plebsite
Speaker 4: which disgusting and degrading, which is when the public the
Speaker 4: Liberal government were too fucking spineless to just put same
Speaker 4: sex marriage into law.
Speaker 3: So they were like, Ah, should we allow gay couples.
Speaker 1: To marry in the same way that three couples can?
Speaker 3: Oh, we don't want to make that decision, We'll let
Speaker 3: the public debate it yes for weeks upon weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was months and it was like headline news all
Speaker 3: over the TV and papers and stuff, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I really don't like my livelihood being discussed like that.
Speaker 4: It was so bad and the ads were awful. Remember
Speaker 4: there was there. The no campaign had just as much
Speaker 4: legal right to campaign against it then the Yes campaign.
Speaker 4: So the yes campaigns were people and queer people and
Speaker 4: non binary people and artists and public figures going piblings,
Speaker 4: going on and marry, we love each other, lovers love?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? What was that? Did you drop your
Speaker 3: guts though? You let Fluffy off the chain, didn't you?
Speaker 4: A big cat just got to go at a small bird?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: It's the cheer in studio. It hasn't been oiled.
Speaker 3: I actually made a mental note to bring some WD
Speaker 3: forty in here the other day because my handles kept squeaking.
Speaker 1: Really did it work? But I didn't bring it, But
Speaker 1: I I shouldn't have to. Surely this place.
Speaker 4: Has it gay marriage ad campaign?
Speaker 1: Is there no w defaulty here? No, there's not.
Speaker 4: This is the best. This is Bob Catter. I want
Speaker 4: to see Bob Catter. This isn't Yeah, we played it.
Speaker 4: This is an Australian MP local Member of Parliament talking
Speaker 4: about he was asked about the same sex marriage pub site.
Speaker 4: This is his response on National Life Television or.
Speaker 7: Final observation on the same sex marriage debate from Bob Catter.
Speaker 1: Final Queensland.
Speaker 2: You know people are entitled to the sexual proclimities. I mean,
Speaker 2: let there be a thousand blossoms blooms, but I ain't
Speaker 2: spending any time warrant because in the meantime, every three
Speaker 2: months a person who is torn to pieces by crocodile And.
Speaker 3: Okay, so were the ABF who were meant to be
Speaker 3: really credible. They're laughing at him, going what the fuck
Speaker 3: you are? So called?
Speaker 4: It's just the switch.
Speaker 3: Like I know, I can't deal with ten percent of
Speaker 3: the population's legal rights. I've got every three months someone
Speaker 3: being more by a crocodile to deal with. Fucking.
Speaker 4: I sat next to him on the plane once and
Speaker 4: he's Yeah. When I was in Mount Isaa, the film
Speaker 4: for Survivor, they put me next to him. I think,
Speaker 4: I don't know why, Bob Catter, Bob Catta thinking of
Speaker 4: the right person that man. Yeah, because he's the member
Speaker 4: of Mount Isa who's going home, and Mount iSER is
Speaker 4: a mining suburb.
Speaker 1: They are not voting.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean sorry, I don't want to put words
Speaker 4: in Mount Isa's Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, homerphodes Mount Eyser.
Speaker 4: I don't want to speak ill of Isa. She's lovely.
Speaker 1: But Mount oh, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: And you know what, that Mount's probably been sucked by
Speaker 4: a woman. I reckon Mount Isa. If anyone's a lesbian,
Speaker 4: it's Mount iSER.
Speaker 1: I mean, i'd Mount iSER good one. I'd mind Mount Iser' minor. Anyway.
Speaker 4: Bob Cattle was next to me, and he's famous for
Speaker 4: wearing an a kubra big oussie wide brimmed hat.
Speaker 1: And he checked it.
Speaker 4: He put it in checking above the Why because it's
Speaker 4: his it's I guess it's his brand.
Speaker 1: I suppose you can't just wear it on the plane,
Speaker 1: can you.
Speaker 3: That'll be annoying.
Speaker 4: You fell asleep too, and you write handwritten notes dinosaur
Speaker 4: to who parliamentent It was.
Speaker 3: Just the.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you should have done a cock of
Speaker 1: balls on his face and he was asleep.
Speaker 3: I recorded it.
Speaker 1: I have photos.
Speaker 3: I swear I haven't heard this story. That's ridiculous. Have
Speaker 3: you seen Pauline Hanson forgetting her birthday? No, please look
Speaker 3: that up.
Speaker 1: Explain who Pauline Hanson is for the internationals.
Speaker 3: For the internationals, Pauline Hanson is a dreadful, dreadful woman.
Speaker 3: She's got red hair. She's like putting lipstick on a pig. Really,
Speaker 3: that's what she looks like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she is a very famously right wing.
Speaker 3: And she's always always Yeah, she's so problematic, So Raci's
Speaker 3: so fuck She's an idiot.
Speaker 4: Anyway, this is her, apparently forgetting her own birthday.
Speaker 12: Yes, that's so good, just because she's sixty seven and
Speaker 12: you're a retirement age which I am proud to say,
Speaker 12: I am sixty seven years of age and I turned
Speaker 12: sixty seven yesterdaytes later. Misrepresentation, Senator, what said I've circulated
Speaker 12: this on my birthday? My birthday was last month. This
Speaker 12: was not circulated on my birthday, so it's basically misrepresentation,
Speaker 12: telling a lie. He sorry, Senator Hansen, but the Senate
Speaker 12: did hear you say yesterday was your birthday?
Speaker 9: So if there's some confusion, I think we sorry, said
Speaker 9: I'll give you the call sender the Hanson.
Speaker 2: Sorry, so senator is.
Speaker 12: So handsome yesterday, it's not my birthday, so you're wrong.
Speaker 12: I'm sure you've realized that my birthday and I said
Speaker 12: in it was my birthday was last month.
Speaker 1: Senator Hanson, thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 12: I'm now correct the record, and I would urge your
Speaker 12: office to pull up the record.
Speaker 3: There is no points of order. Let's get back on track.
Speaker 1: If you forgot her own birthday, the dumb rang of bits,
Speaker 1: She's still gasol at them, thinking she was they were wrong.
Speaker 1: She goes, so you're wrong. I'm sure you've realized that
Speaker 1: she's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Anyway, You're not a political podcast, although we there's been
Speaker 4: a weird episode.
Speaker 1: The start of the show.
Speaker 4: We said to Jenna, we're going to gaslighter into thinking
Speaker 4: we're a political podcast, and at the very end we
Speaker 4: become one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, we should we should gaslight Jenna the next
Speaker 3: time we do it. We can brainstorm now because she's
Speaker 3: not here.
Speaker 4: Just so everyone knows, Jenna has consented to being gasolate, Just.
Speaker 3: So everyone knows that's not true.
Speaker 1: She hasn't. No, no, no, not on the day fucking dinner.
Speaker 1: Is he still here? I don't know? Should I message it?
Speaker 1: Should we should?
Speaker 3: We bring her back in here, and then as soon
Speaker 3: as she sits down and says one word, we just
Speaker 3: wrap the show up and go all right, bye, thanks
Speaker 3: for listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Well. On that note, we hope this podcast made you
Speaker 3: feel at least two percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all. Yeah, just two percent, So we do, so
Speaker 1: we do. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: Everyone, have a beautiful Lisa, hope you have a nice break.
Speaker 4: I'm calling Jen on four six seven, So do you
Speaker 4: want to come back for the race? Do you want
Speaker 4: to come back for the rest? We've got ten to
Speaker 4: fifteen left? All right?
Speaker 1: Yah?
Speaker 3: What's going on in the background there?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Sounds like she's at a shitty carnival. What are we
Speaker 4: gonna say?
Speaker 3: We literally just say bye as soon as she gets here. God,
Speaker 3: no time, like the President, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Have a great break.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can still talk in the break, right, is
Speaker 4: a break from each other as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's the reason we're taking approach. I can't
Speaker 3: see on a sidet of you anymore. Ah, Jenna, Jenna,
Speaker 3: it's back. Come on, you've arrived just in time for
Speaker 3: a D D bre.
Speaker 4: She's got a coffee and a slice of banana bread.
Speaker 3: You don't you are not busy at all a wagon
Speaker 3: podcast and lied to us what we do to say
Speaker 3: for yourself?
Speaker 1: Take a seat, Yeah, because I was waiting for.
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