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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda jam Nation. We spoke about girl maths recently.

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Speaker 1: This is where girls seem to do equations in their

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Speaker 1: head to justify things. If you want to buy an

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Speaker 1: expensive handbag, you say, well, I'll use that once a

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Speaker 1: week for the rest of my life. Therefore, it's only

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Speaker 1: been five dollars. It's almost free. I was going to

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Speaker 1: go and buy something, chose not to, So that's three

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars that I now have to spend because I

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Speaker 1: didn't buy that. It's the justification and the maths you

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Speaker 1: do in your head. We also spoke about girl dinners.

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Speaker 1: This is where girls are giving up the need to

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Speaker 1: have to cater to men when they're cooking and say,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I just want a couple of crackers

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Speaker 1: and some olives tonight. That's me. But what about girl calories.

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this, the way that we justify

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Speaker 1: to ourself what is calorific and what isn't. And I

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Speaker 1: asked around a number of girls here in the office

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Speaker 1: and their friendship groups because I have no friends, and

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Speaker 1: here's what we've come up with. This is I think

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Speaker 1: how girl color work. If someone offers you something that

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Speaker 1: you didn't seek out like a biscuit yep, doesn't count.

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Speaker 1: If you don't have dinner the next day, you can

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Speaker 1: indulge with no guilt because you haven't eaten anything the

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Speaker 1: night before. The next day's calories don't count. It's a

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Speaker 1: free day. If you pick at something or tear the

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Speaker 1: corner off it, like corner of a pie or a

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Speaker 1: bit of pastry croissant doesn't count. If you don't have

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Speaker 1: a mane but have lots of starters doesn't count. It's

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Speaker 1: a light dinner. This one is particularly true complimentary food

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Speaker 1: like a bread basket before the dinner, it doesn't count

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Speaker 1: as calories. For example, I'm not hungry, I'll just have

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Speaker 1: a salad. But then you proceed to eat the entire

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Speaker 1: bread basket and have it refilled and have seventeen glasses

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Speaker 1: of wine. None of that counts because all you've had

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Speaker 1: is a salad. Liquids aren't calories. Wine doesn't count as calories.

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Speaker 1: If you eat something while you're cooking or prepping, food

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Speaker 1: doesn't count. Kids leftovers don't count. You're saving the environment

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Speaker 1: from waste. If you're drunk and you eat something, you

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Speaker 1: don't remember it never happened. If you eat leftovers from

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Speaker 1: the fridge with a spoon. If you don't plate it up,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't count. If you choose dark chocolate rather than

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Speaker 1: other kinds of chocolate, it's like eating air doesn't count.

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Speaker 1: Anything that doesn't touch your plate. If you eat chips

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Speaker 1: off your husband's plate doesn't count. Or what I do

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Speaker 1: to Harley, I won't have a dessert, but I want

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Speaker 1: you to order this, and then I eat that from

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Speaker 1: his plate, he hates. It doesn't count old black forest cake.

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Speaker 1: If you eat something doesn't matter what it is. It

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Speaker 1: could be a sugary, fatty tariarchy. Chicken doesn't matter. If

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Speaker 1: you have it with brown rice, then it's okay. Doesn't count.

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Speaker 1: This is girl calories. You understand, Brendan, Yeah, yeah, sure, good,

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Speaker 1: don't querious. That's how it works. That's why I order

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Speaker 1: extra chips whenever I eat with you, because I eat

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Speaker 1: the right amount of food for me, and I take

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Speaker 1: a couple that are free, calorie free,