WEBVTT - #13: Christmas Catch Up 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.760 People do some weird ship. This is it. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:06.160 This is a big one. This is for the girls. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:09.000 This one some things make more sense than the other. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.880 Whimsy lowhand in the face after trying to take a 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:14.280 boy away from a mother. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:16.439 You're a good little boy, I won't. 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:17.520 We evenenjoyed the kill. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:26.800 Please yourself for observations you didn't ask for. That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.800 I see it quite clearly, get new glasses. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:34.839 Just a couple of mitches. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:37.479 One is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:42.000 I can't agree. Now here is Michturi and Mitchell ko 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.120 We made it to what final show of the year. 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.720 I know it feels weird saying that, right. 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:50.440 It really does. We haven't even been on the cloud 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:50.880 that long. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:53.560 Well, no, in my mind, we had so much left 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.440 to do for this year, and then you were like, 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:57.800 I'm going to LA next week. I was like, oh, 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.560 ship that got one show let out of LA. 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:01.080 Yeah. 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:03.240 As we all well known, it's like what happens in 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:03.560 the year. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.320 It's like the ye just disappears. You wanted to get 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.720 so much done and nothing gets accomplished. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:09.480 The fact that it's bloody decemb But to me, I'm 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:12.039 just like far out. I haven't done any Christmans chopping 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:12.440 for president? 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:13.319 Who sounds like too late? 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:17.560 Is it parallel checkouts at cold? It's just put the 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.399 panetone in a separate bag. And they tried to bring 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.080 it up because you have a common interest in being 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:23.160 white and in cold. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.640 Yeah, hasn't just said would come around here? Oh yeah, 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:28.080 they get your tea, don't squash the bread. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:28.679 That's what you say. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.000 We may be talking about the weather. Really, yes, you're 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:32.119 exactly right. Well we're here. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.479 Final show. AD's a big one, is it? 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:34.880 Yeah? 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:37.840 Because I just want to start by saying it is 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:43.240 Christmas time, so I thought I might do something that'll 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.040 set the festive theme for the year. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:45.479 Right. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.040 I am a lovely co host, and I haven't told 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:49.960 you this was happening. We could have done a secret center. 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:52.320 But I love you too, And what I've done is 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.400 I bought you both the president, and I haven't told 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:55.120 you about this. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:55.600 Jenna. 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.760 Oh my god, I was worried about Jenna, to be honest. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.320 You know you didn't get him anything, did you? 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:00.520 No? 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.880 Oh, thank god, did you get anything? Well, I don't know. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:03.919 We're doing this that's anyway. 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:05.600 So you know, I kind of like the attention, So 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:07.720 I just didn't want to tell you because now you 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:08.840 look like the fuck heads. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.840 I see what you've done. I see what you've done. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.760 On the show. Okay, so I go to start with you, 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:16.560 Mitchell Coombs. I know you're a brand boy, and you've 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.880 always wonted one of those frank Green drink bottles. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:23.640 Oh did you get everyone to oh thank you Christmas? 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:25.000 Oh there you go. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:25.760 That's cute. 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.560 This is like the same brand that all those wanky 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:28.520 keep cups come in. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.560 Yeah, they're very nice, hot and cold. You can put. 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:33.600 I'm actually not a brand boy, which is why I 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.760 haven't bought one myself, because I'm like, I can't justify 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:37.760 spending that much money on a Riggan drink bottle when 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:39.720 I could just be reusing an old Mount Franklin. 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:40.800 You know they don't have to. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.280 No, I don't thank you very much. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:46.240 You are a brand boy. That's fine, very nice in general. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:46.720 I got you. 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.720 Something too, My god, I got you a fish. 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:57.880 What Merry Christmas? My god? 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:03.040 All right, let's go on with the show. Like you, Jenna, 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.520 Merry Christmas? 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:11.440 What's up? Janna? Why are you crying? Jenna? This can't 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:12.359 be authentic? Cries? 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.880 Jann? Are you freaking out of the fish. So obviously 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.360 people can't see it's right now. Shed up a plastic 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:20.360 bag with a fish in it. 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.280 Yeah, I've just put it in the bag. It's very finding, 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:22.760 Nemo Wes. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.080 You actually look a lot like that girl who's got 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:28.600 the braces who we worked in the You look like. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:33.320 No, Jenna. It's a Siamese fighting fish alive. 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.720 I went to the peture it shows some respect. Give 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:36.080 it a name. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:38.080 It's yeah, it's a Siamese fighting fish. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.880 And I walked into pet bar and I thought, what 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:43.240 animal perfectly describes Jenna? And I saw I saw this 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:48.280 lethargic fish swimming in a bowl, barely alive. As I 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:51.680 approached it and tapped on the glass, it barely moved. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.560 Oh my god, you got her a fish on his deathbed. 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:56.680 That was someone's deathbed, I asked the guy, and I 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:59.000 was like, oh, use this fish. That's the temperament made. 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:00.600 All they do is sit and watch. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:02.320 That is very very Jenna. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:03.920 It's moving. Oh, it's cussing. 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:06.240 We were talking about it. We thought Jenna leaves alone. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:09.240 She could do with the pet thigger. You've got a fish, now, enjoyed, Jenna. 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:10.040 Do I have a tank. 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:13.000 No, are you meant to put them in a tank 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:13.800 within like half an hour? 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.480 Yes, you can do that at your own costs. We'll 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:18.880 finish the show and you can c You'll be right. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:21.280 Just put it in a glass of water until you 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:21.640 get home. 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.160 Put it in my frank green water boy idea. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:28.320 Well, my team have secret answer tomorrow, and. 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:29.640 You're not going to re give the fish. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.679 You're not going to give you a tank. Don't hope 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.159 that Jonesy and Amanda will bring it a filtered tank. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:35.080 You need a tank. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:40.200 Okay, we're just kidding. Say I got your tank. It's filtered, 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:43.560 it's heated. No, Jenna, because I love you and you 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.279 live alone and I want you to have someone in 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:46.320 your house with you. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.200 This is the exact reaction we wanted by getting her 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.920 a fish. She went through the initial like absolute freak 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:53.240 out of what the fuck am I going to do 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.159 with a fish? And now she's just like attached to it. 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:55.840 Look at it. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.760 It's so cute, it's bright. Describe it, jan It's very cute. 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:00.000 You haven't given it a name yet. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.720 Yeah, I'm gonna call them. 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:04.520 This is so hard. 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:06.120 Well, we have until the end of the show to 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:07.560 come up with a name, so let us do the show. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:09.200 By the end of the show, we want to name 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:09.520 it of you. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:10.800 I name it Sylvia. 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.080 We got there quick named after who. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.719 Well, there's our TSL technique gone. We're gonna hook people 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.640 throughout the whole show or what the fuck are they gonna. 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:19.800 Call it a breakfast show? 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.760 Well, announce the ten thousand dollars winner after six. No, wait, 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:26.680 it's Julie, she's here. After Sylvia Jeffries, I'm assuming the 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:27.480 TV presenter. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:28.240 Yeah. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:30.400 Nice. We've got to get that thing in a tank. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.960 It's starting to there's a lot of fish excrement in 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:34.600 that bag I've got. 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:36.240 If you've got to the corporate kitchen right next to 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.360 the CEO's office. He walked in when I was feeling 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:38.600 it out. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.000 He was like, I said, oh, it's a fish. He 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.880 went for the office. I didn't approve that, but anyway, 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:49.720 that's your fish. Happy Christmas. Originally just wanted to give 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.960 you the bag and just leave you just watching Walter 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.520 with a vision plastic bag. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:56.800 I would have done that. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.560 No, look, you won't lying early when you said it's 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.760 a big show, because I've been nagging you for weeks 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.960 now to get Vanessa Amma Rossi on the show. Anyone 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.640 who doesn't know Vanessa Amorrossie, she's a singer. If you 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.440 don't know by name, surely you know these songs are 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.240 there's so many good ones. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:22.000 God, she's Australian icon, she is. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:23.920 And there was a new song of hers that I loved, 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:25.440 and I said, get her on so I can tell 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.440 her that I love it. I won't believe it till 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.479 it happens, but you've promised it. So she's on the 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:30.000 way right. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:31.320 She's on the way. She'll be on the show very soon. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:32.640 We'll give her a bars. I got a phone number, 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:33.440 her personal number, so. 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.920 Look at me go sure. Yeah. Also, apparently you bring 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:36.960 your fucking ex's back in. 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.880 Yeah. Anyone who used to listen to not My Cup 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:41.320 of Tea, Well, the girls are on the way for 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.719 a little Christmas reunion. That's what families do at this 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.960 time of fantastic they all come together and catch up. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.520 It might be traffic, that's a shame. Also, death tolls 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:52.039 on the road this time of year on that's terrible. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.800 I'm joking. Oh, the listener's gonna hate me even more now. 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:58.880 Fat boy slams girls from Not my cup of lipped 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.400 and nice. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.440 TEA stupid show. 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.480 But anyway, should we kick off the way we always 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:04.720 do it? 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:05.599 Yeah? I think we should. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.800 We'll kick off with an I gem if the first 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.160 time listening, which by now you shouldn't be starting. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:10.600 At this episode. 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.040 If you're starting at this episode, our producer has been 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:16.080 given a fish I've slammed in another show. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.880 You know, it highly likely that someone could be starting 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:22.640 with this show because if they're bored over the Chriffmas period, 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:24.040 it's the first one at the top of the fee. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:24.560 Really. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.760 Yeah, welcome to the ship show guys. 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:28.920 Well, this is how we start with an Is it 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.800 just me? It's the core of the show. It's something 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:31.920 we what is it again? 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.920 I always forget something we noted, something we hate or appreciate. 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:38.040 I'm going to kick it off this week. Let's officially 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:42.840 start the final show of the year. Is it just me? 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.679 In those weird like five six days. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:49.080 Sorry, before you get into it, Jenna, you really should 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:50.600 take that fish and put it in the freaking tank. 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:51.800 No, I'm freaking out. 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:53.640 Just go take the fish away to. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.840 The plastic bags like she's got a hot cross. Bundy 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:56.679 Baker's delight. 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:01.560 Oh, God stop rustling you Goina can cuts the careful. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:07.480 It's dripping water by Sylvia. So you're Sylvia, that poor 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:12.000 fucking fish. Okay is it just me? 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:18.600 Are those five to six days after Christmas and before 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:22.200 New Year's Eve? Absolutely nothing? 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:24.480 Well they're not nothing. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.080 But do you just lose all meaning of life? 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.400 Oh? Of course I do, but I embrace the feeling. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.480 Does time stop? Could you kill someone and not go 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:36.120 to prison? It's almost like the purge. Calories don't count, 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.160 Like I just feel like no one gives a shit, 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.920 No one's motivated to do anything. You have a ham 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.559 for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You're living off leftovers. 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.680 Yeah, but I kind of find something nice about the 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:48.800 fact that everyone around you is in the same boat, 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:50.640 and so I don't feel like I'm competing. 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:51.280 No, that's what. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.240 Everyone's just messy and we all give each other permission. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.760 No one judges. So it's like a fun period. But 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:58.280 I know what you mean, I don't. I always have 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.640 to check what the date is, the day of the 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.920 week me to that period because I've got no idea 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:03.280 what's going on. 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:07.000 But it's almost like a general consensus. It's a conscious 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.600 awareness everyone knows that we've clocked off. Yeah, like it's 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.400 an automatic out of office. No stores are open. 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.080 You can't get anything your mum, we should get Milk's. 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:16.200 Like all the shops are closed. 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.600 I go back to the country every Christmas New Year, 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.080 and I'm used to things not being open all the time. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:25.080 And like, I didn't realize all these things closed. All 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:27.360 the shops close in the city as well. I thought 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.200 that everything is stayed open is shut. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.079 And I don't know what to do. I'm just I 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:33.319 just think about my news resolution, which I'm a sucker for. 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:34.079 I do it every year. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.520 Oh okay, see, I used to be one of those 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:40.679 New Year's resolution bitches. But this year, I feel like 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.760 I'm starting to see everyone else's point when they say, 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.240 don't set New Year's resolutions, because you're just setting yourself 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.599 up for disappointment in many cases, because I do that 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:54.800 unrealistic thing where I go, I'm gonna look better this year. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.040 It's like you have to be more specific, Well for 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:57.480 this year. 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.160 Mine is mine is consistently joined the gym blues wait 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.160 stop eating fat again. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.119 They're vague goals, so very vague. 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.280 Goals, but I yeah, I want to join a gym. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.439 So why don't we set news resolutions? 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.040 Oh I just said, I don't want to know. 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.480 Let's set new show resolutions. First show of twenty twenty. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.319 We're looking touch base and see what how our resolutions 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:18.680 have gone. Jenners can be not to kill the fish. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.439 Well that's not super realistic, guy though, because they're fish, 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.320 they don't have the biggest lifespan. That said, I did 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.120 rear a guinea pig for eight years. They didn't usually 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:28.640 last that long. 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:29.480 Is that a euphemism? 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:33.080 No, you're like rearing is like looking after Oh raising that. 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.040 Sounds like something a Westy you say about their partner. 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.360 Yeah, I did, real right, Oh, don't let me google 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.959 what rearing means sounds Yeah, bring up or care for? 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:41.520 Fuck you? 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:45.280 I didn't. Actually I understand where you're coming from hearing 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.360 a guinea pig. But anyway, I kept that fucker alive 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:48.640 for eight years. That's unheard off. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.199 I had a guinea pig for eight years too. 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:52.480 Is that their life span? A? 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:53.760 We were taken by a sea eagle. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:55.200 A sea eagle. 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.079 I live next to the beach in Granada. It was 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:58.280 taken by a sea eagle. 0:10:58.760 --> 0:10:59.400 What it was like? 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:04.000 It was the best kiddy. 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:09.200 Oh darling, I've got skills. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.200 Yeah, you know you've read a couple in your lifetime. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:16.199 A seagle had its little fucking talons and picked it 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:19.439 my parents, my mum did and it was the patch's 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.199 acize of football. He was free range. You lived in 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:24.559 the dog kennel and he was he was and he 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:26.720 was stolen bi seagle. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:28.040 He is an gym on the fly? 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:28.719 Is it just me? 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:32.920 Or a pet's dying sometimes the most traumatic things because 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.199 they die in the most fucked up way. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:35.959 Yeah, I've got a littleklud or that. It was my 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:39.000 pride and joy, little Hamish named after Hamish nanny, and 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.800 I cannot I cannot even bear to think of him dying. 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.199 So yeah, well there goes out to his resolutions. I 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:45.920 guess mine is just not to watch my dog die. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.160 What's yours? You know, I haven't actually. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.599 Thought about it. This is the problem with I'm not 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:53.760 telling each other what it's going to be. What is 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.760 my new yeth resolution? I actually do want to I 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:58.760 haven't decided a number or anything, but I do want 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.120 to lose a little bit of way, not like heaps 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:02.839 is just because I put a little bit back on. 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.360 That's all. So it's not like I need to like 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:06.960 I hate my body, but I'm just like, oh, yeah, 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:08.760 I've actually gotten a little. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:14.959 Bit at all. That's a compliment. I'd brew that guinea pig. 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:17.599 Hell did not. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.079 I did not need to say that. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:24.079 I'm moving this right along. Okay. I'm very excited for 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.360 my Is it just me this week because I'm finally 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.599 speaking to a guest that I've wanted to get on 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:30.000 the show for ages. Let's do it? 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.079 Is it just me? 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.880 Is it the most satisfying thing when you hear a 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.640 song that is very applicable to what's happening in your life, 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:42.559 but it's also a little bit terrifying, you know what 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:45.679 I mean, where it's like, oh, someone's tapped into my brain. So, 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.000 as you know, Mitch, I've had a real appetite recently 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.280 for songs about men being a waste of time. I 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.640 was driving along and I heard this song recently and 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:55.880 I was like, oh, my god, that sums up exactly 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.360 what I'm thinking. And I'm very thrilled to say that 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.760 the artist behind that particular song is on the line 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.400 right now. Vanessa and MOROSSI, Hello, welcome to the show. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:07.760 Hey, Hey, I want to know what this song is now, well, it. 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:09.760 Was this one one of the new ones. Hello MEM's 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:10.560 you've got it for us. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:12.000 To make. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:19.400 Hell me. 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:22.839 Okay, I want Vanessa to tell me what that song's 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:24.880 about so I can work out what you're going through. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:25.400 Vanessa. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:28.719 Well, I mean that's such a compliment for me that 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:30.920 it relates to something that's happening in your life. And 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.280 it was, you know, a situation that I had gone 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.280 through that I had to just draw a boundary line, 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.160 like I was so wanting to please and make that 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.319 person happy, and then towards the end, I was just 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:44.559 really unhappy and so goodbye, goodbye you, Hello Me. It's 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:46.160 just a I don't know, when you come to that 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.360 realization that it's really unhealthy. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.800 Love and it's almost not worth the effort and time, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.959 you know, totally there we go. That's exactly why this 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.120 song resonated with me. 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.040 YouTube is only having a sticky out the back of 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.120 work just being like he fucked me over. 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:03.959 Well, you know, the thing is that it's just so 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.199 common and everybody, like there's a lot of people that 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.120 pretend it doesn't happen to them, but I mean, it's 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.160 really a common experience. I think everybody's exactly felt that 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:12.720 way at least one point in their life. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:14.000 Oh, one hundred percent. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:14.800 Yeah, agreed. 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.439 How you you're in the running to represent Australia at Eurovision, right, 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.040 I'm not really a Eurovision fan. How does it all work? 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.840 Well, it's going to be it's called Australia side and 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:28.240 then we literally do like a little home competition here 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.280 and then whoever wins that goes overseas to represent Australia. 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.120 So it's between you and Casey Donovan. 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:35.280 Right, Oh really, yeah, there's there's a there's a whole 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.080 bunch of us actually nine artists. But the thing that 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.400 was really great And I've watched Eurovision for years, but 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:44.160 I've never really been all that into it was last 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.240 year cap Mill heike like her performance and the actual 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:51.760 song was all like, it's just super super artistic, Like 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:55.600 the whole thing is incredible. So I thought, you know, personally, 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.880 for me, if I get to design a stage and 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.200 create this thing and then I have a song that 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.920 would totally work that way, it just kind of all 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:04.600 fell into place. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:08.520 So at this Australia decides around how does do you 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:11.240 do like an original song or one of your existing songs. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:11.960 How does it work? 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.000 Well, I'm doing one of my songs off my new record. 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:16.640 Which one for doing? 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:18.040 I can't say. 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.280 Bullshit because I've listened to you the new album and 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.440 I really like it, So I'm excited to know which 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:24.040 the song it ends up. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.920 Meaning we're keeping it a secret for a little bit longer. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:30.480 But I'm lucky enough that when we did write this 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:32.480 song a year ago, it was like straight away it 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.280 was like, oh my god, this would be amazing for 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:38.840 eurovisions and then yeah, obviously getting to design the whole setup, 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:40.760 but yes, if you win the one that's in prisone, 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.040 then then you go and represent. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.160 Do you have like pyrotechniques like you're trying to beat 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.600 them out with like you know the show? Do you 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:48.520 have costumes and feathers and or no? Is it just 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:49.360 you on a microphone? 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.840 Anything goes? No, anything goes. It's as crazy as you 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.280 want to get. It's lazer as, it's new technology. It's 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:59.480 it's however creative you can go and what length you want. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:15:59.600 To go to. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.640 It's like we're going to be watching the mass singer 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:02.800 with you, Vanessa Amrosi. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:06.160