Speaker 1: People do some weird ship. This is it.
Speaker 2: This is a big one. This is for the girls.
Speaker 1: This one some things make more sense than the other.
Speaker 3: Whimsy lowhand in the face after trying to take a
Speaker 3: boy away from a mother.
Speaker 2: You're a good little boy, I won't.
Speaker 4: We evenenjoyed the kill.
Speaker 1: Please yourself for observations you didn't ask for. That's the line.
Speaker 5: I see it quite clearly, get new glasses.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: One is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: I can't agree. Now here is Michturi and Mitchell ko
Speaker 1: We made it to what final show of the year.
Speaker 3: I know it feels weird saying that, right.
Speaker 1: It really does. We haven't even been on the cloud
Speaker 1: that long.
Speaker 3: Well, no, in my mind, we had so much left
Speaker 3: to do for this year, and then you were like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to LA next week. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: ship that got one show let out of LA.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: As we all well known, it's like what happens in
Speaker 3: the year.
Speaker 7: It's like the ye just disappears. You wanted to get
Speaker 7: so much done and nothing gets accomplished.
Speaker 3: The fact that it's bloody decemb But to me, I'm
Speaker 3: just like far out. I haven't done any Christmans chopping
Speaker 3: for president?
Speaker 1: Who sounds like too late?
Speaker 7: Is it parallel checkouts at cold? It's just put the
Speaker 7: panetone in a separate bag. And they tried to bring
Speaker 7: it up because you have a common interest in being
Speaker 7: white and in cold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hasn't just said would come around here? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: they get your tea, don't squash the bread.
Speaker 1: That's what you say.
Speaker 3: We may be talking about the weather. Really, yes, you're
Speaker 3: exactly right. Well we're here.
Speaker 1: Final show. AD's a big one, is it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Because I just want to start by saying it is
Speaker 7: Christmas time, so I thought I might do something that'll
Speaker 7: set the festive theme for the year.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 7: I am a lovely co host, and I haven't told
Speaker 7: you this was happening. We could have done a secret center.
Speaker 7: But I love you too, And what I've done is
Speaker 7: I bought you both the president, and I haven't told
Speaker 7: you about this.
Speaker 3: Jenna.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was worried about Jenna, to be honest.
Speaker 3: You know you didn't get him anything, did you?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, thank god, did you get anything? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: We're doing this that's anyway.
Speaker 1: So you know, I kind of like the attention, So
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to tell you because now you
Speaker 1: look like the fuck heads.
Speaker 3: I see what you've done. I see what you've done.
Speaker 1: On the show. Okay, so I go to start with you,
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coombs. I know you're a brand boy, and you've
Speaker 1: always wonted one of those frank Green drink bottles.
Speaker 3: Oh did you get everyone to oh thank you Christmas?
Speaker 1: Oh there you go.
Speaker 5: That's cute.
Speaker 3: This is like the same brand that all those wanky
Speaker 3: keep cups come in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very nice, hot and cold. You can put.
Speaker 3: I'm actually not a brand boy, which is why I
Speaker 3: haven't bought one myself, because I'm like, I can't justify
Speaker 3: spending that much money on a Riggan drink bottle when
Speaker 3: I could just be reusing an old Mount Franklin.
Speaker 1: You know they don't have to.
Speaker 3: No, I don't thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You are a brand boy. That's fine, very nice in general.
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 7: Something too, My god, I got you a fish.
Speaker 1: What Merry Christmas? My god?
Speaker 7: All right, let's go on with the show. Like you, Jenna,
Speaker 7: Merry Christmas?
Speaker 1: What's up? Janna? Why are you crying? Jenna? This can't
Speaker 1: be authentic? Cries?
Speaker 3: Jann? Are you freaking out of the fish. So obviously
Speaker 3: people can't see it's right now. Shed up a plastic
Speaker 3: bag with a fish in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've just put it in the bag. It's very finding,
Speaker 1: Nemo Wes.
Speaker 7: You actually look a lot like that girl who's got
Speaker 7: the braces who we worked in the You look like.
Speaker 1: No, Jenna. It's a Siamese fighting fish alive.
Speaker 3: I went to the peture it shows some respect. Give
Speaker 3: it a name.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's a Siamese fighting fish.
Speaker 7: And I walked into pet bar and I thought, what
Speaker 7: animal perfectly describes Jenna? And I saw I saw this
Speaker 7: lethargic fish swimming in a bowl, barely alive. As I
Speaker 7: approached it and tapped on the glass, it barely moved.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you got her a fish on his deathbed.
Speaker 7: That was someone's deathbed, I asked the guy, and I
Speaker 7: was like, oh, use this fish. That's the temperament made.
Speaker 7: All they do is sit and watch.
Speaker 1: That is very very Jenna.
Speaker 2: It's moving. Oh, it's cussing.
Speaker 3: We were talking about it. We thought Jenna leaves alone.
Speaker 3: She could do with the pet thigger. You've got a fish, now, enjoyed, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Do I have a tank.
Speaker 3: No, are you meant to put them in a tank
Speaker 3: within like half an hour?
Speaker 7: Yes, you can do that at your own costs. We'll
Speaker 7: finish the show and you can c You'll be right.
Speaker 1: Just put it in a glass of water until you
Speaker 1: get home.
Speaker 3: Put it in my frank green water boy idea.
Speaker 2: Well, my team have secret answer tomorrow, and.
Speaker 3: You're not going to re give the fish.
Speaker 7: You're not going to give you a tank. Don't hope
Speaker 7: that Jonesy and Amanda will bring it a filtered tank.
Speaker 5: You need a tank.
Speaker 7: Okay, we're just kidding. Say I got your tank. It's filtered,
Speaker 7: it's heated. No, Jenna, because I love you and you
Speaker 7: live alone and I want you to have someone in
Speaker 7: your house with you.
Speaker 3: This is the exact reaction we wanted by getting her
Speaker 3: a fish. She went through the initial like absolute freak
Speaker 3: out of what the fuck am I going to do
Speaker 3: with a fish? And now she's just like attached to it.
Speaker 3: Look at it.
Speaker 1: It's so cute, it's bright. Describe it, jan It's very cute.
Speaker 3: You haven't given it a name yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna call them.
Speaker 3: This is so hard.
Speaker 7: Well, we have until the end of the show to
Speaker 7: come up with a name, so let us do the show.
Speaker 7: By the end of the show, we want to name
Speaker 7: it of you.
Speaker 5: I name it Sylvia.
Speaker 1: We got there quick named after who.
Speaker 3: Well, there's our TSL technique gone. We're gonna hook people
Speaker 3: throughout the whole show or what the fuck are they gonna.
Speaker 1: Call it a breakfast show?
Speaker 7: Well, announce the ten thousand dollars winner after six. No, wait,
Speaker 7: it's Julie, she's here. After Sylvia Jeffries, I'm assuming the
Speaker 7: TV presenter.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Nice. We've got to get that thing in a tank.
Speaker 3: It's starting to there's a lot of fish excrement in
Speaker 3: that bag I've got.
Speaker 7: If you've got to the corporate kitchen right next to
Speaker 7: the CEO's office. He walked in when I was feeling
Speaker 7: it out.
Speaker 1: He was like, I said, oh, it's a fish. He
Speaker 1: went for the office. I didn't approve that, but anyway,
Speaker 1: that's your fish. Happy Christmas. Originally just wanted to give
Speaker 1: you the bag and just leave you just watching Walter
Speaker 1: with a vision plastic bag.
Speaker 2: I would have done that.
Speaker 3: No, look, you won't lying early when you said it's
Speaker 3: a big show, because I've been nagging you for weeks
Speaker 3: now to get Vanessa Amma Rossi on the show. Anyone
Speaker 3: who doesn't know Vanessa Amorrossie, she's a singer. If you
Speaker 3: don't know by name, surely you know these songs are
Speaker 3: there's so many good ones.
Speaker 1: God, she's Australian icon, she is.
Speaker 3: And there was a new song of hers that I loved,
Speaker 3: and I said, get her on so I can tell
Speaker 3: her that I love it. I won't believe it till
Speaker 3: it happens, but you've promised it. So she's on the
Speaker 3: way right.
Speaker 7: She's on the way. She'll be on the show very soon.
Speaker 7: We'll give her a bars. I got a phone number,
Speaker 7: her personal number, so.
Speaker 1: Look at me go sure. Yeah. Also, apparently you bring
Speaker 1: your fucking ex's back in.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyone who used to listen to not My Cup
Speaker 3: of Tea, Well, the girls are on the way for
Speaker 3: a little Christmas reunion. That's what families do at this
Speaker 3: time of fantastic they all come together and catch up.
Speaker 1: It might be traffic, that's a shame. Also, death tolls
Speaker 1: on the road this time of year on that's terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm joking. Oh, the listener's gonna hate me even more now.
Speaker 7: Fat boy slams girls from Not my cup of lipped
Speaker 7: and nice.
Speaker 1: TEA stupid show.
Speaker 3: But anyway, should we kick off the way we always
Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think we should.
Speaker 7: We'll kick off with an I gem if the first
Speaker 7: time listening, which by now you shouldn't be starting.
Speaker 1: At this episode.
Speaker 7: If you're starting at this episode, our producer has been
Speaker 7: given a fish I've slammed in another show.
Speaker 3: You know, it highly likely that someone could be starting
Speaker 3: with this show because if they're bored over the Chriffmas period,
Speaker 3: it's the first one at the top of the fee.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome to the ship show guys.
Speaker 7: Well, this is how we start with an Is it
Speaker 7: just me? It's the core of the show. It's something
Speaker 7: we what is it again?
Speaker 3: I always forget something we noted, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: I'm going to kick it off this week. Let's officially
Speaker 1: start the final show of the year. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: In those weird like five six days.
Speaker 3: Sorry, before you get into it, Jenna, you really should
Speaker 3: take that fish and put it in the freaking tank.
Speaker 2: No, I'm freaking out.
Speaker 3: Just go take the fish away to.
Speaker 7: The plastic bags like she's got a hot cross. Bundy
Speaker 7: Baker's delight.
Speaker 3: Oh, God stop rustling you Goina can cuts the careful.
Speaker 1: It's dripping water by Sylvia. So you're Sylvia, that poor
Speaker 1: fucking fish. Okay is it just me?
Speaker 7: Are those five to six days after Christmas and before
Speaker 7: New Year's Eve? Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 3: Well they're not nothing.
Speaker 1: But do you just lose all meaning of life?
Speaker 3: Oh? Of course I do, but I embrace the feeling.
Speaker 1: Does time stop? Could you kill someone and not go
Speaker 1: to prison? It's almost like the purge. Calories don't count,
Speaker 1: Like I just feel like no one gives a shit,
Speaker 1: No one's motivated to do anything. You have a ham
Speaker 1: for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You're living off leftovers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I kind of find something nice about the
Speaker 3: fact that everyone around you is in the same boat,
Speaker 3: and so I don't feel like I'm competing.
Speaker 1: No, that's what.
Speaker 3: Everyone's just messy and we all give each other permission.
Speaker 3: No one judges. So it's like a fun period. But
Speaker 3: I know what you mean, I don't. I always have
Speaker 3: to check what the date is, the day of the
Speaker 3: week me to that period because I've got no idea
Speaker 3: what's going on.
Speaker 7: But it's almost like a general consensus. It's a conscious
Speaker 7: awareness everyone knows that we've clocked off. Yeah, like it's
Speaker 7: an automatic out of office. No stores are open.
Speaker 1: You can't get anything your mum, we should get Milk's.
Speaker 1: Like all the shops are closed.
Speaker 3: I go back to the country every Christmas New Year,
Speaker 3: and I'm used to things not being open all the time.
Speaker 3: And like, I didn't realize all these things closed. All
Speaker 3: the shops close in the city as well. I thought
Speaker 3: that everything is stayed open is shut.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what to do. I'm just I
Speaker 1: just think about my news resolution, which I'm a sucker for.
Speaker 1: I do it every year.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, see, I used to be one of those
Speaker 3: New Year's resolution bitches. But this year, I feel like
Speaker 3: I'm starting to see everyone else's point when they say,
Speaker 3: don't set New Year's resolutions, because you're just setting yourself
Speaker 3: up for disappointment in many cases, because I do that
Speaker 3: unrealistic thing where I go, I'm gonna look better this year.
Speaker 3: It's like you have to be more specific, Well for
Speaker 3: this year.
Speaker 1: Mine is mine is consistently joined the gym blues wait
Speaker 1: stop eating fat again.
Speaker 3: They're vague goals, so very vague.
Speaker 7: Goals, but I yeah, I want to join a gym.
Speaker 7: So why don't we set news resolutions?
Speaker 3: Oh I just said, I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: Let's set new show resolutions. First show of twenty twenty.
Speaker 7: We're looking touch base and see what how our resolutions
Speaker 7: have gone. Jenners can be not to kill the fish.
Speaker 3: Well that's not super realistic, guy though, because they're fish,
Speaker 3: they don't have the biggest lifespan. That said, I did
Speaker 3: rear a guinea pig for eight years. They didn't usually
Speaker 3: last that long.
Speaker 1: Is that a euphemism?
Speaker 3: No, you're like rearing is like looking after Oh raising that.
Speaker 1: Sounds like something a Westy you say about their partner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did, real right, Oh, don't let me google
Speaker 3: what rearing means sounds Yeah, bring up or care for?
Speaker 1: Fuck you?
Speaker 3: I didn't. Actually I understand where you're coming from hearing
Speaker 3: a guinea pig. But anyway, I kept that fucker alive
Speaker 3: for eight years. That's unheard off.
Speaker 1: I had a guinea pig for eight years too.
Speaker 3: Is that their life span? A?
Speaker 1: We were taken by a sea eagle.
Speaker 3: A sea eagle.
Speaker 1: I live next to the beach in Granada. It was
Speaker 1: taken by a sea eagle.
Speaker 3: What it was like?
Speaker 1: It was the best kiddy.
Speaker 3: Oh darling, I've got skills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you've read a couple in your lifetime.
Speaker 1: A seagle had its little fucking talons and picked it
Speaker 1: my parents, my mum did and it was the patch's
Speaker 1: acize of football. He was free range. You lived in
Speaker 1: the dog kennel and he was he was and he
Speaker 1: was stolen bi seagle.
Speaker 3: He is an gym on the fly?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or a pet's dying sometimes the most traumatic things because
Speaker 3: they die in the most fucked up way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a littleklud or that. It was my
Speaker 1: pride and joy, little Hamish named after Hamish nanny, and
Speaker 1: I cannot I cannot even bear to think of him dying.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well there goes out to his resolutions. I
Speaker 1: guess mine is just not to watch my dog die.
Speaker 1: What's yours? You know, I haven't actually.
Speaker 3: Thought about it. This is the problem with I'm not
Speaker 3: telling each other what it's going to be. What is
Speaker 3: my new yeth resolution? I actually do want to I
Speaker 3: haven't decided a number or anything, but I do want
Speaker 3: to lose a little bit of way, not like heaps
Speaker 3: is just because I put a little bit back on.
Speaker 3: That's all. So it's not like I need to like
Speaker 3: I hate my body, but I'm just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've actually gotten a little.
Speaker 1: Bit at all. That's a compliment. I'd brew that guinea pig.
Speaker 9: Hell did not.
Speaker 1: I did not need to say that.
Speaker 3: I'm moving this right along. Okay. I'm very excited for
Speaker 3: my Is it just me this week because I'm finally
Speaker 3: speaking to a guest that I've wanted to get on
Speaker 3: the show for ages. Let's do it?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is it the most satisfying thing when you hear a
Speaker 3: song that is very applicable to what's happening in your life,
Speaker 3: but it's also a little bit terrifying, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, where it's like, oh, someone's tapped into my brain. So,
Speaker 3: as you know, Mitch, I've had a real appetite recently
Speaker 3: for songs about men being a waste of time. I
Speaker 3: was driving along and I heard this song recently and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my god, that sums up exactly
Speaker 3: what I'm thinking. And I'm very thrilled to say that
Speaker 3: the artist behind that particular song is on the line
Speaker 3: right now. Vanessa and MOROSSI, Hello, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Hey, Hey, I want to know what this song is now, well, it.
Speaker 3: Was this one one of the new ones. Hello MEM's
Speaker 3: you've got it for us.
Speaker 5: To make.
Speaker 1: Hell me.
Speaker 7: Okay, I want Vanessa to tell me what that song's
Speaker 7: about so I can work out what you're going through.
Speaker 1: Vanessa.
Speaker 10: Well, I mean that's such a compliment for me that
Speaker 10: it relates to something that's happening in your life. And
Speaker 10: it was, you know, a situation that I had gone
Speaker 10: through that I had to just draw a boundary line,
Speaker 10: like I was so wanting to please and make that
Speaker 10: person happy, and then towards the end, I was just
Speaker 10: really unhappy and so goodbye, goodbye you, Hello Me. It's
Speaker 10: just a I don't know, when you come to that
Speaker 10: realization that it's really unhealthy.
Speaker 3: Love and it's almost not worth the effort and time,
Speaker 3: you know, totally there we go. That's exactly why this
Speaker 3: song resonated with me.
Speaker 7: YouTube is only having a sticky out the back of
Speaker 7: work just being like he fucked me over.
Speaker 10: Well, you know, the thing is that it's just so
Speaker 10: common and everybody, like there's a lot of people that
Speaker 10: pretend it doesn't happen to them, but I mean, it's
Speaker 10: really a common experience. I think everybody's exactly felt that
Speaker 10: way at least one point in their life.
Speaker 3: Oh, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, agreed.
Speaker 3: How you you're in the running to represent Australia at Eurovision, right,
Speaker 3: I'm not really a Eurovision fan. How does it all work?
Speaker 10: Well, it's going to be it's called Australia side and
Speaker 10: then we literally do like a little home competition here
Speaker 10: and then whoever wins that goes overseas to represent Australia.
Speaker 1: So it's between you and Casey Donovan.
Speaker 10: Right, Oh really, yeah, there's there's a there's a whole
Speaker 10: bunch of us actually nine artists. But the thing that
Speaker 10: was really great And I've watched Eurovision for years, but
Speaker 10: I've never really been all that into it was last
Speaker 10: year cap Mill heike like her performance and the actual
Speaker 10: song was all like, it's just super super artistic, Like
Speaker 10: the whole thing is incredible. So I thought, you know, personally,
Speaker 10: for me, if I get to design a stage and
Speaker 10: create this thing and then I have a song that
Speaker 10: would totally work that way, it just kind of all
Speaker 10: fell into place.
Speaker 3: So at this Australia decides around how does do you
Speaker 3: do like an original song or one of your existing songs.
Speaker 3: How does it work?
Speaker 10: Well, I'm doing one of my songs off my new record.
Speaker 1: Which one for doing?
Speaker 10: I can't say.
Speaker 3: Bullshit because I've listened to you the new album and
Speaker 3: I really like it, So I'm excited to know which
Speaker 3: the song it ends up.
Speaker 10: Meaning we're keeping it a secret for a little bit longer.
Speaker 10: But I'm lucky enough that when we did write this
Speaker 10: song a year ago, it was like straight away it
Speaker 10: was like, oh my god, this would be amazing for
Speaker 10: eurovisions and then yeah, obviously getting to design the whole setup,
Speaker 10: but yes, if you win the one that's in prisone,
Speaker 10: then then you go and represent.
Speaker 7: Do you have like pyrotechniques like you're trying to beat
Speaker 7: them out with like you know the show? Do you
Speaker 7: have costumes and feathers and or no? Is it just
Speaker 7: you on a microphone?
Speaker 10: Anything goes? No, anything goes. It's as crazy as you
Speaker 10: want to get. It's lazer as, it's new technology. It's
Speaker 10: it's however creative you can go and what length you want.
Speaker 3: To go to.
Speaker 7: It's like we're going to be watching the mass singer
Speaker 7: with you, Vanessa Amrosi.
Speaker 10: It'll be crazy coming out in a big chuck out.
Speaker 1: Oh that'll be fun. That's all right. Where are you
Speaker 1: in the world at the moment.
Speaker 10: I'm in Melbourne at the moment, but I've been jumping
Speaker 10: back and forth to each city this year and then
Speaker 10: each country.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what country have you been other than Australia.
Speaker 10: I've just been back and forth to LA because I'm
Speaker 10: kind of somewhat based there, so I'm jumping around the lot.
Speaker 3: Sounds like someone I know.
Speaker 7: No, they pay me out here because I said to
Speaker 7: someone once I said, oh, I'm in and out of
Speaker 7: LA but I've only been there once in the year,
Speaker 7: so they give me.
Speaker 1: I just said it to South Cool.
Speaker 3: You're someone who's actually in and out of La Vanessa.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I probably. I think this year probably done around
Speaker 10: twenty trips.
Speaker 3: See, she can get away with saying it.
Speaker 1: It's justified. I've been once. Are you going to be
Speaker 1: there for Chrissy.
Speaker 10: I'm going to get there two days before Christmas?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: I leave two days before Christmas, so that lunch that
Speaker 7: we were definitely going to have. No I land on
Speaker 7: a twenty second.
Speaker 10: I think I land on the twenty second or leave
Speaker 10: the twenty second.
Speaker 1: I'll wave to you I'll wave to you. There you go.
Speaker 1: Jet said you'll be.
Speaker 10: Busy chaos at the airport.
Speaker 1: Just so you know.
Speaker 7: I know, but I'm going, so I'm kind of thinking
Speaker 7: I'm going to avoid it. Welcome you to You're a celebrity,
Speaker 7: you get a scored or wherever you want. I've got
Speaker 7: to push.
Speaker 10: I wish I could unless I check a tantrum. That's
Speaker 10: the only time I can.
Speaker 1: In cuff talk to me. Do you like when you
Speaker 1: go to the airport you get noticed or No? Not
Speaker 1: in the state. Its more so in Australia, not normally
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 10: Because I dress appropriate for a flight, so I look
Speaker 10: like a wreck. I'm like in tracksuit pants. My hair's disgusting.
Speaker 10: I don't wear any makeup, so I'm tragic looking. But
Speaker 10: it's comfy, Like I want make up in my eyes
Speaker 10: when I'm trying to sleep, and I don't want to
Speaker 10: be in tight closed when I'm trying to lay and
Speaker 10: eat everything on the flight.
Speaker 3: I feel you, No, I made that error. The first
Speaker 3: flight I went on, I was like dressing to impress
Speaker 3: and my friends watch me walk out the door. They're like,
Speaker 3: why are you in jeans and boots for a flight? Yeah?
Speaker 10: It's it's well, when you do so many trips, after
Speaker 10: a while, you just go through that comfort is way
Speaker 10: more important.
Speaker 3: I can imagine. Hey, we were talking recently on the
Speaker 3: show about how nobody ever answers phone calls these days. Mention,
Speaker 3: I disagree on this all the time. Where do you stand?
Speaker 3: Do you get pissed off that no one answers the
Speaker 3: phone or are you the person that never answers your
Speaker 3: freaking phone?
Speaker 10: I never answered my phone, no point even Yeah, because
Speaker 10: in America you were hit every five seconds with Kelly Marketers.
Speaker 10: It's all the time. It's real entless. And then my
Speaker 10: message main is four of it and I don't know
Speaker 10: who owned my number before I got it. RS after
Speaker 10: their constantly not.
Speaker 1: Answering Trump so holds him.
Speaker 10: God, I've literally I answered the text or if somebody
Speaker 10: needs me to call, on my call, and but I
Speaker 10: hate being on the phone. It's really bizarre.
Speaker 3: Well, just when I thought we shared the same brain
Speaker 3: after that song, now.
Speaker 10: You're telling me do you love to be on the phone?
Speaker 11: Really?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I just think I've ranted about
Speaker 3: it too much that now I have to like put
Speaker 3: my money over my mouth. Is I've told everyone else.
Speaker 1: Just a liar. She's just a liar. He does it
Speaker 1: all for content, you know what it's like.
Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you what. I'm a big fan of
Speaker 3: the voice messages when you talk into it and then
Speaker 3: you send it, so like not phone calls, but voice message,
Speaker 3: like the audio record of a miss.
Speaker 1: Do you do that, Vanessa?
Speaker 10: I actually have an app that's like a walkie talkie
Speaker 10: and that's exactly.
Speaker 1: What it does.
Speaker 10: That metal from all around the world and I can
Speaker 10: messages in the middle of the night or whatever time
Speaker 10: it is in their zone, and then when they wake up,
Speaker 10: they respond back. So I actually prefer that over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one ahead of us all.
Speaker 7: Let you go.
Speaker 3: Do you say over at the end of every message?
Speaker 1: Like, is that how it works?
Speaker 12: Ill?
Speaker 10: Roger that over?
Speaker 7: Did?
Speaker 3: I did start like a few years ago doing that.
Speaker 10: I drove everyone nut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bet.
Speaker 7: I got so excited when I was talking to your
Speaker 7: reps to book you for this interview, and They're like,
Speaker 7: I just call Vanessa directly on this number, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: I'll just add that to my context is Vanessa and Morosi,
Speaker 7: and then we gold and it's it connects that phone
Speaker 7: number connectsus to you.
Speaker 1: I don't actually have your number. Was so devastated.
Speaker 10: Oh well, you know you're probably calling my bestie. Listen,
Speaker 10: you could call her anytime. She loves it.
Speaker 3: Really Okay, Mitch likes to brag like he's got all
Speaker 3: these celebrity friends after he interviews the one. Now, Vanessa,
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to make you look bad if you
Speaker 3: have forgotten him, but you have spoken to much before.
Speaker 3: Do you remember him?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 10: You know I need to see I need to she would.
Speaker 7: You know what? I think the moment you lay eyes
Speaker 7: on me, you'd go, Yep, that's him. I remember that
Speaker 7: sweaty round face anywhere you were on my night show
Speaker 7: at Kiss you came in and you know what it
Speaker 7: was just before you broke that Rolling Stone story and
Speaker 7: you had to get Russ in here to confirm you
Speaker 7: could tell it on my show.
Speaker 10: That's right, Okay, now I know.
Speaker 1: And when Kyle was sick on Kyle and Jackie, I
Speaker 1: was in that day exactly.
Speaker 3: Now now I know, now, you guys, damn it, pals.
Speaker 7: See.
Speaker 10: The crazy thing is is that I'm literally in out
Speaker 10: of people's faces all day, but as soon as I'm
Speaker 10: back in front of his face talking, I'm like, hang on,
Speaker 10: we've done this.
Speaker 7: It's weird like that. I did an interview with Oh, yeah,
Speaker 7: you're right. It does sound like I'm name dropping. I'm
Speaker 7: not trying to withdu a leper. And it was the
Speaker 7: second time I'm spoken. So I'm like, hey, good to
Speaker 7: see you again, and she's like, have we spoken? I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 7: we love that.
Speaker 3: She said that. Most people pretend no, she's.
Speaker 1: Just stone cold. Have we spoken? I'm like, yeah, last
Speaker 1: week she's like, oh, you.
Speaker 3: Know when someone hits you with nice to see you
Speaker 3: rather than nice to meet either, they're saying it in
Speaker 3: case you've meant oh, good to see you again. I
Speaker 3: love that you didn't bother with that.
Speaker 1: That's so good she's doing it. Doesn't have time.
Speaker 10: You know what's really crazy. I do find a lot
Speaker 10: of people just switch off. I think it's like a
Speaker 10: coping mechanism. When you start actually doing a whole bunch
Speaker 10: of stuff, you're actually not home anymore. You're just a walking,
Speaker 10: a walking, operating human that's got no brain.
Speaker 7: People are poking you and plodding you and getting you
Speaker 7: to do things and say things and talk about the album,
Speaker 7: but don't say this, but say that, No it's not
Speaker 7: like that.
Speaker 10: I think it's just because the schedule is so early
Speaker 10: and you don't quite wake up all day, and then
Speaker 10: at night time you're performing, so you wake up. I
Speaker 10: don't know, it's just bizarre.
Speaker 3: He here's a question about the album, very cute dog
Speaker 3: on the cover. Whose dog is that?
Speaker 10: That's one of my rescues. I've got like nine books.
Speaker 3: That is so cute. Mitch brought a fish into the
Speaker 3: studio today. It did not a rescue. We just decided
Speaker 3: to get a fish. Maybe we should put that on
Speaker 3: our podcast artwork. It goes quite nicely.
Speaker 1: Taken your from you, did.
Speaker 3: I miss the dog's name? What did you say the
Speaker 3: dog's name was?
Speaker 10: His name is Bruce. He's actually one of my hardest
Speaker 10: dogs to read it like, I couldn't read him, couldn't
Speaker 10: rehome him.
Speaker 1: You said you had nine Vanessa.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So what I do for the last seven years
Speaker 10: out there is I get phone calls from the pounds
Speaker 10: when they're about to put them down in the morning,
Speaker 10: and I go and pick them up, and then I
Speaker 10: work out exactly what their temperament is and what they
Speaker 10: get along with dogwife, because I have every type of
Speaker 10: dog you can imagine there and then if I can
Speaker 10: rehome them, I try to and Bruce, who's on the
Speaker 10: front Carver is the sweetest thing ever. But because he's
Speaker 10: really big for a pitbull, right, extremely hard to rehome him.
Speaker 10: So I've had him for now five years and I'm
Speaker 10: still trying to rehome him. And I think I've just
Speaker 10: given up now because everybody else needs to cover and goes,
Speaker 10: oh my god.
Speaker 1: He's like a model. Bruce is yours. I feel like
Speaker 1: he suits you.
Speaker 10: He's amazing. But like I said, I got nine of them.
Speaker 10: It's it's tough. And then I'm on the road a lot,
Speaker 10: so I have a lot of people taking care of
Speaker 10: him and it's not the same.
Speaker 3: But I'm trying so hard to the urge to put
Speaker 3: my hand up and say give me one of the dogs,
Speaker 3: because I'm like, I know I'm not in a place
Speaker 3: to have one, but god, i'd love one. I just
Speaker 3: the day that I'm ready for a dog.
Speaker 10: We can fly him to Australia.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I'm in and out of la
Speaker 1: See you got a baby as well, right, little baby?
Speaker 10: Yes, I've got a three year old.
Speaker 1: How's that? Working and touring in and out of La,
Speaker 1: like are they with you.
Speaker 10: Or they're with me at the moment, But they're going
Speaker 10: home tomorrow and then I'll see them just before Christmas.
Speaker 10: But it's a mission. It's a big mission.
Speaker 7: Yeah, bet you're killing it. We love you, Mitch, your
Speaker 7: fangirl and he is. Just think of anything else you
Speaker 7: want to say to Vanessa? Why you've got her on
Speaker 7: the line.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just glad that we finally got the opportunity.
Speaker 3: Mitch has been bragging about his celebrity contact book, like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I can get anyone, And I was like,
Speaker 3: get Vanessa and Moross. There was a song I heard
Speaker 3: I like the album get Up but here now and
Speaker 3: it's been an absolute pleasure.
Speaker 10: Has I really appreciate that, And thanks for liking the
Speaker 10: new song. That's such a compliment. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: No, we love you and good lucky. Euro Vision will
Speaker 1: be rooting for you.
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Did you throw the bloody sheet away? I haven't said
Speaker 3: the name of the album that I get credit pick
Speaker 3: it up? Oh God's sake, we were nearly done. We're done.
Speaker 1: We get it out there, back to love.
Speaker 3: That's it. It's out now. Everyone go check it out.
Speaker 1: With Bruce on the front. I have a good Chrissy.
Speaker 3: We love you.
Speaker 1: Talk soon you as well.
Speaker 10: By guys.
Speaker 3: Bye use It's just me love the podcast.
Speaker 1: But what more?
Speaker 3: In between episodes?
Speaker 1: You can follow the show Online's a couple of Mitch's.
Speaker 3: Now, Mitch, you're not walking away empty handed today because
Speaker 3: you've got Jennifer Fish. You got me my drink bottle
Speaker 3: and my Vanessa and MOROSSI chat. I'm spoiled today.
Speaker 1: I've done a lot of work this week.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't take credit for this gift. But like
Speaker 3: I said, you shan't be empty handed because look what's
Speaker 3: showed up in the mail for you.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 3: Remember a couple of weeks ago on the show, you
Speaker 3: called we were talking to my mum on the phone
Speaker 3: for some reason, and then you said to her, because
Speaker 3: my mum's a don't terror mum like, she's like unhealthily
Speaker 3: obsessed with essential oils. Yeah, and she's a big believer
Speaker 3: in them. She's like a witch. And so you said
Speaker 3: to Jane when you're on the phone to her, Hey,
Speaker 3: I get really bad migrains because of my chiari malformation.
Speaker 3: Could you send me some essential oils that might help?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Look what has shown up in the post my friends?
Speaker 1: Oh, give them over here, guy addressed to me. No,
Speaker 1: can you read the address?
Speaker 3: Not the actual address, but look how it's written. It's
Speaker 3: like you might Pa Mitch Cheery care of Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 3: And when I got it, I was like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is this?
Speaker 1: That's so funny?
Speaker 3: What you just smell that envelope? That's going to be
Speaker 3: like a clusterfuck of all the oils together. There's a
Speaker 3: bunch of different ones.
Speaker 1: This looks like what got in trouble for. It's a
Speaker 1: little cling wrap glass cave.
Speaker 3: So the painted picture. These bottles of essential oil are
Speaker 3: so tiny, Like when I say sample, I mean sample,
Speaker 3: Like these bottles are so tiny you could basically fit
Speaker 3: a couple of tears in them. Yeah, and there's so
Speaker 3: how many are there?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: Here you go.
Speaker 1: There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Okay. Is
Speaker 1: there like an index that will tell me what they do?
Speaker 3: Yes? So she's actually got a letter, yeah, with it
Speaker 3: kind of explains everything about the oils.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: And by the way, we should stress the importance that
Speaker 3: this is not to encourage people to go against seeking
Speaker 3: medical advice for migraines. This is just something that some
Speaker 3: people find helpful. I think they're fucking bullshit. Really yeah, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of essential oils, but some people
Speaker 3: swear by them.
Speaker 1: It's got a little ball in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a roll on so ice blue roller, roll
Speaker 3: on the back of your neck.
Speaker 9: Fuck.
Speaker 3: Okay, base of brainstem? Where is yours?
Speaker 1: Mine? That's my conditions when the migraine hits.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, you don't have a migraine. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3: This will help you for this show. Okay, cognitive function?
Speaker 1: Which one? Which one the frank consent?
Speaker 3: Oh a lot of them?
Speaker 1: Actually, shit, tell me, I'll put them on.
Speaker 3: Put the co paper? Okay, which one's that? Did I
Speaker 3: read that right?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I saw paper. Yeah, cup paper, the.
Speaker 3: Cop paper and franken sense. Put them on the back
Speaker 3: of your neck a few times a day, or under
Speaker 3: the tongue. Put them under your tongue.
Speaker 1: Oh well, do you know my auntie Julie was born
Speaker 1: and raised in cie paper. Oh this one doesn't have
Speaker 1: a ball. This is dropped under the tongue.
Speaker 9: Can you tell me how I can't see you? Tell
Speaker 9: me if it's dropped, you'll feel it. Oh carefully, you
Speaker 9: could have done more than one drop there. Put your
Speaker 9: tongue down here, you taste it. Oh oh oh, your
Speaker 9: hogni function better be fucking ace for the rest of
Speaker 9: the show.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, I feel like I've fallen face first into
Speaker 1: it a dusk store.
Speaker 3: Oh what else?
Speaker 1: Put more on me?
Speaker 3: Rosemary also good for memory focused mental fatigue. Give it here?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, what do I do? This one?
Speaker 3: It should not be used by epileptics or people with
Speaker 3: high blood pressure arms, So sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm probably one of the two. I'll do it. It's
Speaker 1: all good. What does it do?
Speaker 3: Put a little bit under the nose and across the forehead. God,
Speaker 3: it reeks here, you've got so much oil and all
Speaker 3: these Oh.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's under my nose. Which one was that? My
Speaker 1: heart rate's going through the roof. We're gonna go to
Speaker 1: cardiac pulmonary arrest.
Speaker 3: Don't use that if you have high blood pressure.
Speaker 1: I don't. Haven't been diagnosed with it, sir. All right,
Speaker 1: let's keep them going on to them all.
Speaker 3: Do it in your own bloody time hits the letter,
Speaker 3: Wait till you've got a fucking migraine. Hellok, Mitch, Christmas
Speaker 3: time right now tis the season for catching up with
Speaker 3: old family and friends.
Speaker 1: So we're done with all this. I'm just meant to
Speaker 1: just bathe myself in these oils.
Speaker 3: Yeah, read the letter and do it in your own.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, Jane, I love you. I appreciate.
Speaker 3: So right now I want to bring in Asian and Talisha,
Speaker 3: who I used to do Not My Cup of Tea with.
Speaker 3: And it's because not that I don't think you're good
Speaker 3: as a co host, but you can learn something from
Speaker 3: these two.
Speaker 1: Pick your pardon.
Speaker 3: There is something that they used to do really well, well,
Speaker 3: specifically Talisha used to do really well and Not My
Speaker 3: Cup of Tea, and that was prank calls. So she's
Speaker 3: coming in to do a segment that we used to
Speaker 3: do on Not My Cover Tea, the old podcast they hosted,
Speaker 3: and it's going to be a we didn't tell you this.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a hybrid of that segment from
Speaker 3: Not My Cup of Tea and Copping Fit Chicken, our
Speaker 3: prank call segment.
Speaker 1: We're putting the two together.
Speaker 3: Yes, So once once she comes in, we'll explain.
Speaker 1: Properly I didn't consent to this.
Speaker 3: When if I ever required your consent for a segment,
Speaker 3: you just go along with my bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'm going to need some more frank concense supply to
Speaker 1: the back of my neck or the mental fatigue I
Speaker 1: put you through.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Come on in, girls, they're sitting out there. Come on,
Speaker 3: they're not looking at me.
Speaker 1: Go get them. Come on in and I can buzz
Speaker 1: them out. Come on, girls, come on on in. There
Speaker 1: they are here they are. It's like on an episode
Speaker 1: of Jerry Springer bringing the accent.
Speaker 3: How are you good?
Speaker 5: We were just playing handball in the hall.
Speaker 1: Are you mind?
Speaker 3: What's the Why are we playing handball?
Speaker 2: It's a fun game.
Speaker 1: Now that your show has been canceled, not much to
Speaker 1: do with it.
Speaker 3: Wasn't canceled.
Speaker 1: Was canceled by the higher ups.
Speaker 3: What higher ups? Mitchell produce the cree.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know where the bitterness came from. And
Speaker 1: now I'm looking at your face to face. I really
Speaker 1: like both of you.
Speaker 5: Thanks so much.
Speaker 1: It's like the dad who doesn't want a puppy but
Speaker 1: then falls in love with the puppy. Yep. Fish.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see Jenna out there by the way.
Speaker 3: She's looking after a new fish.
Speaker 5: She seems very sullen, bitch.
Speaker 3: Try buzzing Jenna.
Speaker 1: Jenna come in now.
Speaker 3: So what he just said played out in the office.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's running down the hallway.
Speaker 1: She can look at she's got a trot on in here.
Speaker 3: Come on in, Jennal Eminem's do you remember you remember
Speaker 3: producing Jenna? She was a fake producer. Now she's mine,
Speaker 3: Mitch's not.
Speaker 6: I've never seen her in the flesh. So this is
Speaker 6: just are you actually to cope with? Have you never
Speaker 6: met Jenna's never in my entire life?
Speaker 3: What have you never met?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to keep the show moving now, round
Speaker 1: of coughing.
Speaker 7: Fis chick?
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: So the reason that we've brought you guys in here
Speaker 3: is because Mitch needs a little training. Talisia used to
Speaker 3: do the calling in sick to places I don't work at,
Speaker 3: prank call over and not my cup a day, which
Speaker 3: is exactly that. She'd call in sick and then they'd
Speaker 3: be like, who the fuck are you and.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, hang on, I work.
Speaker 3: There never breaks character, whereas you when you do our
Speaker 3: coppling fit chicken prank call? Do you just call someone
Speaker 3: and break out into a copping fit? You hate it,
Speaker 3: you're so nervous. She never breaks. She never breaks.
Speaker 1: Fucking celebrities, not just casual shift celebrities.
Speaker 5: Oh you don't think You don't think that shift workers
Speaker 5: in retail are worth your time.
Speaker 7: I don't care when I'm sixteen year old is there
Speaker 7: at midnight at soupre She's not as big as a celebrity.
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Are you a widow at your eighty nine year
Speaker 1: old husband's is that the already dare civil lived a
Speaker 1: long life?
Speaker 5: Can we cast on this podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was saying it's very jarring hearing like the word fuck.
Speaker 6: I'm like so trained to not say it, hearing Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Say if you're trained to not say it, trained.
Speaker 2: As if like I dropped the most.
Speaker 1: Oh you're on the Christian station.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks be to God. It's really surprising that Ashan
Speaker 3: agreed to come in for this because she fucking hates
Speaker 3: when we do prank calls.
Speaker 6: This is my least favorite segment we ever did every
Speaker 6: time we did it because I don't like it. Prank
Speaker 6: calls make me feel bad for the like the other
Speaker 6: person the end of the line.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: It's entertainment.
Speaker 3: Get the second Harry Ruthless Mitch and you could learn
Speaker 3: something from her. Okay, So she's come up with an
Speaker 3: idea where you start the call, start coughing, and then
Speaker 3: you put your wife on. She will be the wife.
Speaker 3: But the idea's come up with it's Christmas themed.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Tlia.
Speaker 3: Would you like to explain?
Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck, it's a good one.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 5: So you're going to call this place up your Santa,
Speaker 5: but they don't know you've been. You've been just Nick
Speaker 5: this whole time, Nick this whole time, young me center.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you've got to keep it a secret, chucking
Speaker 3: like a little like a ho like a ho hole host. Oh,
Speaker 3: be subtle about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so you you haven't done this all year,
Speaker 5: so like you know, just read it in a little bit,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 1: References.
Speaker 5: Basically, you are calling in sick to your shift on
Speaker 5: Christmas Eve because you've got to go to your.
Speaker 1: Other job, of course, but I can't let the nor'm Santa?
Speaker 1: No yeah, yeah, yeah, great.
Speaker 3: Okay, So are you missus clause?
Speaker 5: I'm missus clause. So basically, the crossover, the crossover scenario
Speaker 5: here coughing fit Santa.
Speaker 7: I will go into it, Nick, and I will go
Speaker 7: into a horrific coughing fit and I will way all
Speaker 7: over my beautiful wife, missus clause, and you.
Speaker 5: Pass it over to me.
Speaker 7: So we're going from IM's best and most love segment
Speaker 7: to not my Cup of Coffee's most famous.
Speaker 1: Segment, favous.
Speaker 5: Have you ever hit a million views?
Speaker 3: Her first one that she ever did, calling in Sick
Speaker 3: to Kmar went viral? So did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I've never gone viral.
Speaker 3: But you always seem to feel bad as well. You're
Speaker 3: a little bit like Achan in that way. But she
Speaker 3: just always takes it too far. And even then she's like,
Speaker 3: not far enough, She'll keep pushing.
Speaker 1: Let's go to her house and find her.
Speaker 6: Usually hide under the desk when it's really I've done
Speaker 6: it once before. I think it was during the camp
Speaker 6: one that I actually hid under the desk because I
Speaker 6: couldn't cope with it.
Speaker 5: There were genuine tears streaming down the face.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it this time.
Speaker 3: We're calling a Bunnings the warehouse.
Speaker 5: I don't love their sausage sizzle.
Speaker 2: I love bunny the phones rings.
Speaker 1: I won't go and they're like, I'm just tossing the
Speaker 1: onions open.
Speaker 3: On Christmas Eve, do you think.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's give it a shot. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the.
Speaker 2: People need lumber on Christmas Eve, Chimney, I need a.
Speaker 5: Plant, got the number?
Speaker 1: I bring the number. Everyone, I'm gonna turn your MIC's
Speaker 1: are going to be on. They can't hear you. I'm
Speaker 1: putting on a button so that we can hear you.
Speaker 1: But they can't.
Speaker 5: No one else gives a funk about that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm daling.
Speaker 9: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Bunning's in Goodle Bar.
Speaker 3: No, it's not the neighboring thub over oh Bristle Bush. No,
Speaker 3: you said that before.
Speaker 4: Sorry, welcome j Bunning Scannington. This is a unit.
Speaker 1: Hey, sorry, who is this?
Speaker 7: This is Oh my god, sorry, this is a This
Speaker 7: is Nick. I just wanted to let you know that
Speaker 7: I need to call in sick for my shift. I
Speaker 7: want to give you heaves a notice.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's put you onto a manager.
Speaker 1: Just a moment to get Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure, they're a very nice time. I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 7: I do like that.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how are you? It's Nick? I thought I just
Speaker 1: get in ahead.
Speaker 7: I just spoke to all before and I wanted to
Speaker 7: get in before Christmas and just say that I cannot
Speaker 7: do my shift Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: I want to give you as much notice as I
Speaker 1: possibly could.
Speaker 10: Okay, so what department?
Speaker 9: Sorry, you're right from.
Speaker 1: I'm from the nursery. Yeah. One day here and I
Speaker 1: just thought I'm not gonna be able to get in and.
Speaker 9: Get the.
Speaker 1: Christmas Yeah, Christmas the twenty the twenty four. What's your surname?
Speaker 1: The same one, sec, I'll just get it. Hold on
Speaker 1: my team number.
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Can you get the time? Can you get the I'm
Speaker 1: just on the I'm just getting my wife. She's got
Speaker 1: the team number from the back of my badge. Thank you?
Speaker 1: Can you get the badge number?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 5: Where have you put it?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 12: The back of my nine time? The back of my
Speaker 12: name tag, tad. Not this time of year, it's very stressful.
Speaker 12: Not this month where I find it.
Speaker 1: The back of my name tag, behind the slide.
Speaker 2: Get some water.
Speaker 10: What was your surname?
Speaker 5: Hi, doll? How are you going?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Snick's wife? Sorry, Nick's wife Anita? Sorry sorry Nix Nisa
Speaker 5: got a poor pork cough. He gets it around this
Speaker 5: time of here, it's going around. I think it's just
Speaker 5: the smoke. Oh, Nick, do just get some water. Just
Speaker 5: get the water. He doesn't like water. I'm okay, where's
Speaker 5: the stuff? Sorry, I'm just trying to find that god, Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10: Clause Okay, and like what thepart Benusian's green life?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Nick, Sorry, have you had the water?
Speaker 1: You have to ask Vixen. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Sorry, he's in the nursery after the plants and such.
Speaker 10: Okay, not a problem, you just.
Speaker 5: You just can't make the make the Christmas Eve ship. Yeah, no,
Speaker 5: I know, I know the twin she knows the twenty fourth.
Speaker 5: Everyone does.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 5: It's all right, all right, come down, calm down, Nick, Sorry, sorry, sorry?
Speaker 7: What was that?
Speaker 10: And it's John, that's his coordinator John?
Speaker 5: Okay, so when will I be able to speak to John?
Speaker 10: That's okay. I'll pass it on to Oh okay.
Speaker 5: Because John is across that that Nick does have another job.
Speaker 5: This is a second job. He kind of just uses
Speaker 5: this one to fill in. You know, everyone's a bit
Speaker 5: of a hustler these days.
Speaker 10: That's not a problem.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it all.
Speaker 10: I'll pass it on to John for you tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, for sure, for sure? Are you are you
Speaker 5: around on Christmas Eve? May?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: Sorry, are you working Christmas Eve.
Speaker 10: No, I'm not sorry.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, no, that's all right, that's all right. Well,
Speaker 5: at least you have time with your family, nickol see
Speaker 5: Christmas Eve. Well, you know, if he does his job right,
Speaker 5: maybe maybe he won't have you. Marie, have you been
Speaker 5: naughty or nice?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have said that. We should have kept it going.
Speaker 5: She she needed that.
Speaker 3: I guess that counts as the point to you, which
Speaker 3: is a comming fit chicken thing we've got going on.
Speaker 7: I didn't stop. I may have given a break for
Speaker 7: you missus Claus to shine, but you know I came
Speaker 7: back in. So that's the longest coffee Ficturcken record.
Speaker 3: I think our first ever show that ben fordhen one.
Speaker 3: It was non stop coughing that one. There was there
Speaker 3: was dialogue.
Speaker 1: It was horrific.
Speaker 5: No, but like I feel like that's just you know,
Speaker 5: the evolution, right true, we're bringing in some.
Speaker 3: Culture formed to cope with that better or worse than usual.
Speaker 1: Her fingers and nubs, she's her nails right off.
Speaker 6: I mean I thoroughly enjoyed it, like now that it's over.
Speaker 6: While it was happening, I wasn't into it at the
Speaker 6: opposite of what I have. I'm like, this is great,
Speaker 6: and then afterwards I'm like why.
Speaker 3: We had a few questions the first time we did
Speaker 3: cobbing fit Chicken, and they said, do you call the
Speaker 3: person back and like ask them and explain to them
Speaker 3: what the hell that was about. Here's how that went.
Speaker 1: Hey, Marie, oh my god, you're such a good sport.
Speaker 1: My name is Mitch.
Speaker 7: I'm calling from a couple of Mitch's podcast. You were
Speaker 7: great with our fake bloody coughing Santa my god, so
Speaker 7: I just wanted to call you and you know it
Speaker 7: was going on a podcast, and thank you for playing along.
Speaker 1: You were phenomenal, no worries at all. Thanks, you have
Speaker 1: a great night.
Speaker 3: Well that was fun actually, like these girls now, thanks
Speaker 3: for coming in and showing him how to do any job.
Speaker 2: Yeah to Mitch Mitchell's is my favorite podcast.
Speaker 1: That was two gay boys with a similar sounding name.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite.
Speaker 3: Bugs similar sounding it's the same name, your Mitch Mitchell. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we should get out of here. It's been great to
Speaker 3: have you guys on. I should let everyone know that
Speaker 3: we're actually doing a Not My Cup of Tea Christmas
Speaker 3: reunion episode. So if you're not already, you're not my
Speaker 3: cup of tea and check out the podcast.
Speaker 1: No, you're not invited. I've got to go to l
Speaker 1: a a In and Out.
Speaker 3: You actually were invited. It was a shame you couldn't come.
Speaker 3: But we'll have just as much one without.
Speaker 1: I'm going to LA. What a fucking final show. Jenna
Speaker 1: got a fish? You spoke to Vanessa MROs Yeah, off
Speaker 1: my lung, Daun. Two girls are in here. It was great.
Speaker 3: Two girls are.
Speaker 2: Here, two ladies.
Speaker 1: You can smell the estrogen.
Speaker 3: Well, then I go check out the not My cup
Speaker 3: of Tea Christmas Show. Alright, guys, Mitch and I will
Speaker 3: catch you back next year, provided that we can be
Speaker 3: by coming back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got renewed for season two. We can finally.
Speaker 3: We haven't actually discussed this, but I'm just assuming.
Speaker 1: We're coming back, coming back. I don't know, got nothing
Speaker 1: else to do.
Speaker 3: Do you want to come back dinner?
Speaker 1: No, Jenna's got a fish to care for.
Speaker 5: Jenn's fight anyway.
Speaker 3: If you're looking for producing gigs, no, no, no, We're fine.
Speaker 1: We will be back.
Speaker 7: Can I just say, how do you feel mitches on
Speaker 7: this podcast compared to the old ones, don't listen.
Speaker 1: No, but you're in here with him now?
Speaker 2: I listen all the time. Is it just Mitch is
Speaker 2: my favorite podcast?
Speaker 1: How do you find?
Speaker 3: Is he different a little? In what way?
Speaker 6: It feels less like he's trying to wrangle two idiots?
Speaker 6: He's only trying to like wrangle one this time.
Speaker 1: Jenn, I don't take it.
Speaker 3: What a dumb Joe?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, but did the direct eye contact me? Nothing
Speaker 2: to you? Why was looking him? You're talking about Jenna?
Speaker 5: I just feel like it's not Coombs on the buttons anymore?
Speaker 5: So maybe a relate No, it's me. Maybe you can
Speaker 5: turn off.
Speaker 3: His mic every know what I mean? I thought it
Speaker 3: was going to be a relief, but he makes so
Speaker 3: many errors.
Speaker 5: Don't the National Night Show?
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck's up there too?
Speaker 2: Really listen?
Speaker 3: I haven't anyway? We should go, shouldn't we?
Speaker 1: Very funny?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: We'll cut you back next year, or we'll catch you
Speaker 3: on not My Cup of Tea. It's like part two
Speaker 3: to this, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Also on the socials?
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Bye bye see you guys.
Speaker 7: By just free, don't forget to subscribe and leave it
Speaker 7: on your podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, welcome to add Brief. Do you guys remember
Speaker 3: how Bonus Bands was our pride and joy and we
Speaker 3: wanted everyone to listen to Bonus Bands instead of the
Speaker 3: main show. Yeah, I feel the exact opposite about this show.
Speaker 3: It's my shame, you.
Speaker 2: Know when people hearing this, No I I do it.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping to trick people out of listening. We never
Speaker 3: addressed the secret segment on the main show. On Not
Speaker 3: My Cup of Tea, it was like, everyone, You've gotta
Speaker 3: hear Bonus Bands the after show. It's the best bait
Speaker 3: of this one. I'm like, please don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't talk about this segment.
Speaker 3: It's called Addbrief because we can't say so.
Speaker 6: We really talked up a lot. It was clearly not
Speaker 6: the best bur of the show. There was a whole
Speaker 6: Bonus Bands that we sang into the microphone the whole.
Speaker 7: Time to shut you both the fuck up. But that's
Speaker 7: something that we do at the end of every show.
Speaker 7: It's actually a radio show. We actually turn a live
Speaker 7: wheet so they come in hot and heavy things. People
Speaker 7: just well got one.
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do you guys? Nick Kelly?
Speaker 3: This is what I mean I'm so ashamed of this segment.
Speaker 3: He just pretends that people can like one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Sylvia. Sylvia Jeffrey. She said, so
Speaker 1: good with the namesake of another Simon's fighting kick.
Speaker 2: Another.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a similar fish. Antrose also named a fish.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I a lot. It's fits where there's
Speaker 1: a lound of shubble. Another one coming through? Who's that?
Speaker 1: Oh there's my new foods. I'll just get that, see
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 3: I'm so ashamed of this.
Speaker 5: I'm just sun wrappingly.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Telia, I put one of those bluddy
Speaker 3: starbird things in my mouth. They're not easy to eat
Speaker 3: while talking into a microphone.
Speaker 5: It's natural and oh that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's like it. I should have got one over there.
Speaker 1: Who's who's that tweet?
Speaker 3: What did you just call her?
Speaker 1: I've got a tweet? Who's who's that? You got iPad
Speaker 1: in front of you? Who's that tweet coming in from?
Speaker 2: Telia?
Speaker 6: Why are you tweeting us when you're in sweet can't speak?
Speaker 6: So here's a fun Tell him to his face, don't
Speaker 6: tweet it out him.
Speaker 3: Just tell me, don't encourage you makee so don't play along.
Speaker 1: With the rubbish. Who's this finning Espasito? Down? With which
Speaker 1: jury kill him?
Speaker 7: I all saw that coming, didn't We now can't wait
Speaker 7: for this segment, Ladies and gents.
Speaker 1: We don't every show. We have a prize wheel behind us,
Speaker 1: and all we need is some callers. They can call
Speaker 1: through at any time. I've got to say, Oh, Craig's
Speaker 1: on the line.
Speaker 7: Hey, great, Hey, Craig boy, Craig's calling up from Trisitania.
Speaker 1: Jenna, what does he want? Gives the wheel?
Speaker 3: Hold on?
Speaker 1: He spin the wheel? Lot on, Craggy. We'll have up
Speaker 1: for grab today.
Speaker 6: You know Sylvia's siblings sorry Sis, fighting.
Speaker 1: Pier and guess what You've won? All of them's buddy,
Speaker 1: You're going home with some fishies.
Speaker 3: Can you Jenner downs?
Speaker 1: It's really loud, Yeah, no worries. Oh my god, Gabrielle,
Speaker 1: I give.
Speaker 3: A spin go girl, one that I actually enjoyed that
Speaker 3: we make up chocolate on the spot.
Speaker 1: Oh just want a pet egg? Congratulations, shave your foot skin?
Speaker 1: Congratulations girl?
Speaker 3: Since you hear Achelan, I han't. Is it just me
Speaker 3: talking point that I've not done on the child. I've
Speaker 3: been waiting for your arrival. Mitch hit it with the
Speaker 3: is it just me sound effect?
Speaker 1: Please just find it?
Speaker 3: Also, do you have the hold on that's not it?
Speaker 3: Definitely not it found?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is the Lion King to better than the Lion King Original?
Speaker 5: No, no, it's not just me.
Speaker 2: You agree it's not better than the original, It's no
Speaker 2: way near the original? Is better?
Speaker 6: Lion King to hold a special place in my heart
Speaker 6: and I'll love her forever, But the first one is
Speaker 6: way better.
Speaker 3: Now, that's incorrect.
Speaker 5: Nursing her fucking Simba tattoo like you've just ruined.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. That's what Rafiki rubs on the tree.
Speaker 3: Asan and I were actually watching The Lion King too
Speaker 3: and singing along to it, and I said, bitch, I
Speaker 3: think this is better, and I can't believe i'mbout to
Speaker 3: say it this. But when you think about Simber's progression
Speaker 3: as a character and Simber's growth, the first one he's
Speaker 3: just some rich, little fucking rat and claiming his inheritance.
Speaker 3: The second one, he has to overcome his prejudice and
Speaker 3: accept the fact that his daughter's dating the scabby line
Speaker 3: that he banished from the Pride. Once she's fucking porking Covid,
Speaker 3: who he hates, really can't stand, and he has to
Speaker 3: overcome He has to overcome his sworn enemy and accept
Speaker 3: the love very Romeo and Juliet is literally.
Speaker 2: It literally is rome where's the first one?
Speaker 3: It's just some fucking idiot who has no concept of responsibility.
Speaker 2: He's coming into his own exactly, He's coming into his own.
Speaker 6: He spent the entire first half of the movie being
Speaker 6: so excited to grow up and become king, and then
Speaker 6: he finds out that growing up isn't all it's cracked
Speaker 6: up to be. Growing up is actually a little bit shit.
Speaker 6: He's fucking dad died, His dad died. His brother is
Speaker 6: like uncle killed his dad. He gets like stuck in
Speaker 6: some jungle and becomes some lazy freeloader. Thinks that's cool
Speaker 6: for a while, then realizes you need a balance thing,
Speaker 6: so he goes back to like take care of them responsibility.
Speaker 5: And he's got to be a king in a different way.
Speaker 5: He's like my dad was king. He was a banging king.
Speaker 2: And then Fox, his best friend, like, isn't that the dream?
Speaker 5: That's exactly what you want?
Speaker 3: Okay, But the second film, Kiara takes no ship and
Speaker 3: even though even though Ziera is an enemy, she saves
Speaker 3: her feminism will try to she still does anyway.
Speaker 2: I feel like all Kiara cares about is getting poked.
Speaker 6: At least sim Nala had other priorities of other ship
Speaker 6: going on, like we need to save our kingdoms. Simba's
Speaker 6: like a kuna matata. I want to experiment with weed,
Speaker 6: Like you say no, I'm just saying it. Like all
Speaker 6: she cared about was boys, Like once she grew up,
Speaker 6: Like what are the things that she care about?
Speaker 3: She was on heat, like yeah, him impression the lion King,
Speaker 3: opening the circle of life, beginning.
Speaker 2: Right into the fucking mind.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you've got to get more gun It's nae.
Speaker 3: Now the point I wanted to make the reason I
Speaker 3: asked you to do that because it was because I
Speaker 3: wanted to make the point that I think the opening
Speaker 3: song in the second movie is more iconic, play that one.
Speaker 3: This is a good song. You sing me five second,
Speaker 3: I'll keep singing watch so good, don't know no, just
Speaker 3: some voice in the skies. Oh this is the good one.
Speaker 3: This is the song where they fucking pissed, coved off.
Speaker 3: This is how I feel about you when I catch
Speaker 3: you about telling lies deception, disgrace.
Speaker 5: I've line I'm in and out of l a all
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 1: That's not a lie, that's far. This is ridiculous. Can
Speaker 1: we stop fucking talking about the Lion King. I'm over it.
Speaker 3: It's the point of the show. We bring you it
Speaker 3: just me. I just thought we had that understanding.
Speaker 1: You know who my favorite characters are on the Lion
Speaker 1: King because that might me and Jenna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you were going to say to mine
Speaker 2: and Pumba, I can.
Speaker 1: See myself in heaven, but I love you know my
Speaker 1: My soundest part about that films he dies?
Speaker 3: What the was that?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you? What dreck? And the sound is? Just just
Speaker 1: tell me what you think?
Speaker 5: This is ta dog that's from Everybody Loves Raymond Never wasn't.
Speaker 1: Mean if I were to play it and go, what's
Speaker 1: happening in the cartoon of this sound effect.
Speaker 5: Ship, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He always uses I think it sounds like someone winning
Speaker 3: a quiz.
Speaker 5: So no, it's not winning a quiz.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 7: I was telling the story about and his brother who
Speaker 7: sally passed, sort of like, oh, that's not that.
Speaker 3: It sounds too happy, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: It's too happy?
Speaker 5: No, But it's like a halo when you think of
Speaker 5: something good, like yeah, it's like a light bulb, dickhead,
Speaker 5: It's like no, it's like she's an Angelo exactly.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can use it there, but no one someone
Speaker 5: dies like.
Speaker 7: You thinking back on a good route you've had remembered Terrence,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean? Or no, you had the
Speaker 7: best nitzel you.
Speaker 3: Maybe it actually the ding.
Speaker 5: It's the ding that throws it off.
Speaker 7: Up.
Speaker 5: No, sorry that with Sylvia, Sylvia makes that noise fighting fit.
Speaker 5: Really he's crying right now, Sylvia, I have to.
Speaker 1: Say in a podcast, first we're going to cross to Sylvia.
Speaker 1: Syllya there, sil.
Speaker 5: What it's like inside the bag?
Speaker 1: It must be Sylvia Sylvia Jeffries. You know what a
Speaker 1: poor Sam armitage is. I was always a drone in
Speaker 1: her backyard. The poor bitch. She reckon true and she's
Speaker 1: over it. Mitch crashes in the back yard.
Speaker 3: Where did you get this ship?
Speaker 1: I stayed up one night? What does this show me
Speaker 1: that catered to teams?
Speaker 2: You're just like Mary, just got asked to leave the
Speaker 2: inn in my room. But we have a manga out
Speaker 2: and then and then an hour and an hour later yeah.
Speaker 3: We have it. I tell you, Asian's idea for a podcast.
Speaker 3: It's genius. So we did, we did. We did talk
Speaker 3: about this on Not My cup of teeth. But if
Speaker 3: you're a listener and you remember that, let me tell
Speaker 3: you it's progressed from there.
Speaker 2: The idea she wasn't joking. People thought I was joking.
Speaker 3: So the idea is one sided phone calls, but she
Speaker 3: records her side. Hi, babe, you know I'm good. But
Speaker 3: we've we've taken it to the next level. Apparently I've
Speaker 3: taken it upon myself to be her producer. He's a producer,
Speaker 3: very difficult talent. So the idea now is that she's
Speaker 3: everyone's best friend, Ashlan and she is on the other
Speaker 3: side of the phone during major events in history. Funny, so, like,
Speaker 3: you know how Millennia Trump copied Michelle Obama's speech. She'll
Speaker 3: be like on the phone to Malania beforehand, being like, hey,
Speaker 3: mal oh, my god, why are you nervous? It's just
Speaker 3: a speech. No, No, I'll help you write it. No,
Speaker 3: I help you write it. What about the values? And
Speaker 3: like she says Michelle Obama speech and then it goes
Speaker 3: you know, I just made that up. No, I thought
Speaker 3: about and then it turns out that it's Asian's fault
Speaker 3: that Milannie Trump copied hers that goes wrong.
Speaker 6: I wanted to get more and more absurd, to the
Speaker 6: point where it's like I'm talking to people who aren't
Speaker 6: even alive, that there's no way we could have been bread.
Speaker 6: I'm like, Amelia, where are you? You're in the plane
Speaker 6: right now. You're gonna be the first Amelia Amelia, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't hear you.
Speaker 3: You know what my favorite was? And then there's no
Speaker 3: consistency with the timeline. By the way, like Asian has
Speaker 3: no age. She could do pop culture events today and
Speaker 3: ages ago, so it's going to be called one sided
Speaker 3: phone calls with everyone's best friend Alan. And my favorite
Speaker 3: was Diana.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this one. I refuse to do.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing Diana.
Speaker 3: No, I can't hear. I think you're going through a tunnel.
Speaker 3: I no, get rid of that, Diana.
Speaker 1: I've got one. I've got one. I've got go Hey, Anne, Hey,
Speaker 1: get out of that roof. There's no service. No, no,
Speaker 1: the diary. I know you've got a tyree any any
Speaker 1: can I hear the footsteps? Any off?
Speaker 3: What about Helen Keller. No, I can't write rail over
Speaker 3: the phone. Huh can you hear me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Of course you can't. That's and so, yeah, this is
Speaker 3: what Asians podcast is going to be. She's going to
Speaker 3: be on the other end of the phone before or
Speaker 3: immediately after major historical events.
Speaker 2: They won't all be that awful though.
Speaker 5: That's great.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, how are you buddy? What you should do?
Speaker 1: Put the roof down, yeah, it looks so cool. Put
Speaker 1: Jack next to you. Yeah, you know what you're so,
Speaker 1: go past the school book pository because that'll do great
Speaker 1: for like education voters, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, right, okay,
Speaker 1: So how to Marilyn for me? He'll be fine, He'll
Speaker 1: be fine. That's hilarious. I wish what else can you do?
Speaker 7: One?
Speaker 3: Asian does them?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: Well? What was one we're going to get you to do?
Speaker 2: I don't think of them anymore.
Speaker 3: We need to write this ship down?
Speaker 2: It doesn't writeing ship down.
Speaker 1: Well, this is on audio, so we'll be able to
Speaker 1: go back.
Speaker 3: No, but we've come up with so many good ones.
Speaker 3: Can you be on the phone to Judas when he's
Speaker 3: considering betraying Jesus and he does not show whether he wants.
Speaker 1: To do it or not.
Speaker 2: I'm so too, said on the phone to both Hey,
Speaker 2: sorry another clock, Jesus. There's nothing to worry. No, it's fine.
Speaker 2: What what have you a weird feeling about tonight? No,
Speaker 2: they're your boys. They got you like it's nothing that's
Speaker 2: gonna They paint.
Speaker 1: To there, he'll paint the whole thing, the last supper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, keep going, haven't mar the last Supper?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah no, But I don't know why.
Speaker 6: I got a weird feeling like those are your boys,
Speaker 6: like they got you, like, just go have a good meal.
Speaker 6: They'll wash your fucking feet like it's the used like
Speaker 6: you know, hold on, hold on, hold on, juju.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean? All right? But no, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's fine, okay, okay, bye, tell me how it goes.
Speaker 2: Why isn't Jesus picking up.
Speaker 7: Agent to Jesus in the tub. Yeah, they've waited out
Speaker 7: three days. It needs three days to breathe home. No,
Speaker 7: the simple field, gross, I give it three days.
Speaker 1: J Jesus. We cannot, we cannot. That will not make it.
Speaker 1: That has to be.
Speaker 5: I'm not making any I'm not making any comment.
Speaker 3: How about you talk to Rapunzel and she's been trapped
Speaker 3: at the top of the tower for eight Just let
Speaker 3: down your hair hunt.
Speaker 2: No, you've got so much at least your inhibitions. Feel
Speaker 2: the rain in your skin like.
Speaker 3: It's season one, Major historical Events, Season two, Fairy Tales,
Speaker 3: funny season three, Like you're in like cartoon movies like
Speaker 3: Shrek and stuff, Like I get you're an ogre, but
Speaker 3: just like, tell how you feel, babe.
Speaker 2: We all have layers, just like you're spitting out that line,
Speaker 2: like you're not donkey.
Speaker 1: It's thirteen hundred, Like you can date a dragon?
Speaker 3: Can you speak to the dragon about whether it's weird
Speaker 3: or not that she got impregnated by a donkey?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't not forget, you know, but I think
Speaker 2: it's weird, like cross species wise. For me, it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's like how did he get it in? Like did
Speaker 2: it how did it not fall out?
Speaker 6: Like did he just climb in and just deliver it
Speaker 6: himself or did you just climb up your uterus?
Speaker 2: I just don't.
Speaker 6: I mean, so you're so you are pregnant. I mean,
Speaker 6: at least they'll just fucking fall right out, right, babe?
Speaker 2: Am I right?
Speaker 1: Who's that dream works desist.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what I'm saying everyone is that go tweet
Speaker 3: or instagram as and bully her into doing this podcast.
Speaker 3: We've got the idea. I keep bringing home the mics
Speaker 3: and being like, I'll make it really easy. You don't
Speaker 3: even have to come to the studio. Would do it
Speaker 3: at home, and she literally comes over and then she goes,
Speaker 3: let's make cookies, and then hopes they forget and run
Speaker 3: out of time, forget great cookies.
Speaker 5: Really good cookies, putting in give away.
Speaker 1: My recipe mustis.
Speaker 5: We discuss myself.
Speaker 2: I also have a new good one. Bleep that clinkers
Speaker 2: clinkerslinkers come.
Speaker 9: Up a bit.
Speaker 3: We haven't tried that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my next one.
Speaker 1: Anything else, anything else?
Speaker 5: Green clinkers suck?
Speaker 3: Are they are the same ship? Different the pink ones?
Speaker 5: I want pink and yellow.
Speaker 1: I want to make this podcast. I wanted to make
Speaker 1: it your news resolution.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: So No, I was gonna make it dramatic.
Speaker 3: Why do you always like a kiss?
Speaker 1: New Year's ation? Garrett? Yeah, Garrett is that a sname?
Speaker 5: It's Garrett.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely Garnet.
Speaker 2: No, let's keep God's Garrett Garrett, Alicia Garnett.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you solemnly swim bye? June twenty nineteen, to
Speaker 1: come back on this show June twenty nineteen, June twenty two,
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 2: Not a good time for me in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go on twenty twenty to come back on this
Speaker 1: very show. Yeah, you can bring your friend with you
Speaker 1: if you like. Who Tellian me?
Speaker 7: Oh, come back on this show verbal contract and premiere
Speaker 7: the first episode of your podcast.
Speaker 1: On the end of this podcast.
Speaker 2: I'd like to hope it'll be out before June twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: But sure, we're going.
Speaker 1: To take it quite far. I'm thinking maybe to just
Speaker 1: getting in writing. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: But by June twenty twenty, it'll be out there.
Speaker 3: It's going to be called one Sided Phone Calls with
Speaker 3: Everyone's best friend. Aison Garnet.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that.
Speaker 5: I also buy it first.
Speaker 1: That's really excited.
Speaker 2: Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Speaker 3: Hey, what's your stance on this? In last I was
Speaker 3: talking about how news reporters always agree with each other.
Speaker 3: It's like and we crossed now to Damian Ryan at
Speaker 3: the scene of a burglary and Damien witnesses were stunned
Speaker 3: with what they saw, and you know how they always go,
Speaker 3: that's right, deb What if they didn't agree one day
Speaker 3: and actually were une with what they saw, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: say that, deb No here, and.
Speaker 2: It's actually a common occurrence. They weren't that stunned at
Speaker 2: all by this burglary.
Speaker 5: No dead, they were quite underwhelmed.
Speaker 3: You'd you be the you be the reporter already. And
Speaker 3: we crossed to Talisha Vescio, who is at the site
Speaker 3: of a factory fire. And Talisha workers were lucky to
Speaker 3: escape alive.
Speaker 5: No, really, I don't think it was that lucky. The
Speaker 5: fire was only in a really small part of the sastory.
Speaker 1: The helicopter crashed a big killed me dead, and cross
Speaker 1: back to the newsroom. I love it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: They were like, thank god, what I reckon, Cushy.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, Talitia's death was really tragic, isn't that right?
Speaker 3: It depends who you ask, really, Cushy, you've got ship
Speaker 3: to do this. I'm actually worried we should go.
Speaker 1: I've got so much shit to do. But I want
Speaker 1: to do one thing. We did it last week, perhaps,
Speaker 1: and it is we make up a commercial on the spot.
Speaker 3: I think I think we should try, but it can't
Speaker 3: be for something that you can actually buy.
Speaker 1: So because my agion was is it just me? Or
Speaker 1: is this commercial not clear on all?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: Was it's just me?
Speaker 1: This commercial absolutely ridict.
Speaker 3: Can you find it?
Speaker 1: No, it's clear out I did you checked before?
Speaker 3: So it was an ad for eggs, no particular brand,
Speaker 3: Australian Eggs. And you know, and then you know the
Speaker 3: ads that are like get some pork on your phone
Speaker 3: and asking you to pay for money for a certain brand.
Speaker 3: So we didn't add for and an ad for trees.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know you're not. We're not asking you to
Speaker 3: buy it. We're just raising away.
Speaker 7: Add for the slogan for trees was don't be a
Speaker 7: fat large plant money in your backyard.
Speaker 1: It was really good. So this week we could just
Speaker 1: make it up. So jenneral, give us the topic, give
Speaker 1: us one.
Speaker 3: You do want to leave my exam? Okay, cool, Jenna,
Speaker 3: what's the topic?
Speaker 2: The topic will be.
Speaker 3: Dotted lines on the road, So like the.
Speaker 1: Lines in the middle of the road.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, okay, coming home from a
Speaker 8: late night trip, on the way back from a school excursion,
Speaker 8: maybe it's a first date ride.
Speaker 1: The lines are there for you in the middle of
Speaker 1: the road.
Speaker 7: They're there on the side, they're there, Australian road lines
Speaker 7: guiding you home.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It doesn't have to be anything.
Speaker 2: It's just brilliant.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't know how it happens, but it
Speaker 1: just comes to it.
Speaker 3: So it's like we're not necessarily saying like they're not
Speaker 3: even perks saying that they're there.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to rhyme either, like it just Australian
Speaker 1: skipping was so bad? Over yoga with your friends?
Speaker 6: You like a really serious one, like like it's like
Speaker 6: a PSA try coffin con not even about a serious topic.
Speaker 3: Just know grass, Yeah you do?
Speaker 1: Always been there? Who wants to try it? Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 3: This is a grass Shut up Telesia.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's always been there. Will it always be there?
Speaker 2: You can always rely on grass. You cut the grass,
Speaker 2: but it never cuts you a soft flot to sit
Speaker 2: down any day anywhere. Get some grass on your ass,
Speaker 2: gone get some grass.
Speaker 1: Good one.
Speaker 2: That was fine, and I like this game.
Speaker 1: This is fine.
Speaker 3: Who wants to dosa do one for tin thl oh?
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 6: You ready?
Speaker 2: Tinsel?
Speaker 3: Or what about tupperwar? No particular brand.
Speaker 1: Okay, Top of Weight is a brand?
Speaker 3: Oh is it? Okay? Tinsel tinsel good?
Speaker 1: No, you can't? No, okay, here, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Christmas, it's so jolly time. What are you doing with
Speaker 5: the tree this year? Considered tinsel, not beads, not pine cones.
Speaker 5: Fuck those baubles. Get some tinsel this Christmas.
Speaker 1: Tinsel one.
Speaker 3: I'm no good at that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, go go give it a go, give it
Speaker 5: a crack.
Speaker 3: I've got one. I'll give it.
Speaker 1: You have to use music.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be doing key rings.
Speaker 1: Okay, key rings. We have to end it because I
Speaker 1: gotta do my radio show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh do you already?
Speaker 1: This is the original one. One in your back out.
Speaker 3: I've got nothing.
Speaker 1: You do it ring. Put him on your house key,
Speaker 1: the spare one, put him on your khr key, the
Speaker 1: main one. Put him underneath the front John Matten.
Speaker 7: Give him to your uncle Pat. Australian key rings fun
Speaker 7: for me. Australian keyring's fun for you. Get him anywhere,
Speaker 7: maybe even at the local zoo.
Speaker 1: Australian key rings.
Speaker 3: No, I don't have that skill.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go.
Speaker 5: Australian keyrings.
Speaker 1: Australian hearings. Jenna for here.
Speaker 5: Come on j one, crack, go go go.
Speaker 3: Even if it's it's all good, you've got to you're
Speaker 3: doing one for doorbells.
Speaker 1: All right, this is good, amusing whenever you feel it.
Speaker 5: I'm at the door, just waiting to go on.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: That's all it needs like, it tells you what it does.
Speaker 1: It tells you where it goes, and you've got.
Speaker 2: N do.
Speaker 3: On that note where you get out of it.
Speaker 1: Holy, that is incredible.
Speaker 5: Thanks for having us anytime.
Speaker 1: Everyone.
Speaker 3: Make sure you go check us out on the Not
Speaker 3: My Cup of Team Christmas reunion. Notice about a bit
Speaker 3: of sorry fucking cry but from Mitch and I. If
Speaker 3: you're not going to bother listening to Not My Cup
Speaker 3: of Tea Christmas special Mark Christmas.
Speaker 7: We'll do again next year, and thank you for listening
Speaker 7: this year. It's a new podcast. Listeners are going down steadily,
Speaker 7: so we're doing that thing we love bring you on.
Speaker 7: It is a new podcast, so I have to say, Jenna, Mitch,
Speaker 7: thank you for everything.
Speaker 1: It's been fun. And we're back next year.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll be back next year.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. Great guys, love to actually
Speaker 1: be with your face to face. I mean we're this
Speaker 1: deep in the podcast now, we are actually quite close friends.
Speaker 7: I don't hate might not my cup of coffee, but
Speaker 7: I resent the fact that you had a podcast with Mitch.
Speaker 1: I'm like the new lover and you're the exes, you know.
Speaker 7: What I mean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all right, but we've got kids to go.
Speaker 7: Still exactly, But I'm kind of like, it's fine, but like,
Speaker 7: don't follow it, you know what I mean, don't have chemistry.
Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure this year. We'll see you in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, Jenna, see yea?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Love the podcast?
Speaker 1: But what more?
Speaker 3: In between episodes, you
Speaker 1: Can follow the show online at a couple of mitches.