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Speaker 1: I was enticed by an article by a sexologist earlier

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Speaker 1: Isiam the Kimmi here's her name. Anyway, She's basically talking

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Speaker 1: about what I think is a phenomenon which is so

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Speaker 1: so true, which is we all think that everyone's getting

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Speaker 1: more than us. Yes, I think you cannot help but

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Speaker 1: just feel as if for some reason people are beard

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Speaker 1: splitting more than you are. Now, whether or not that's true,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Well, I seem to think, and again, I can never

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Speaker 2: know if this is true. But I think people, I

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Speaker 2: think men especially, will exaggerate how much they're doing it. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I think probably more when you're younger. I think it

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Speaker 2: gets to a point where it's just like you realize

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Speaker 2: that why am I lying? Like this isn't something to

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Speaker 2: be like bragging about. Yeah, but I think it definitely happens.

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Speaker 1: I think it does as well. But I'm also fascinated

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Speaker 1: by like whats and what number is like a monthly average?

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Speaker 2: Because if you know that lies are happening, right all

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Speaker 2: that the studies we've been on in our heads, from

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Speaker 2: every conversation we've ever had in our lives, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: warped because lies are ruining the study right.

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Speaker 1: As far as I'm concerned, I get the idea that

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Speaker 1: people are crashing the custard truck four times a week,

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Speaker 1: four times a week, I reckon. Yeah, that's the vibe

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Speaker 1: I'm getting from chats I'm having. Seriously, No, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying that that's me, by the way, That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. The vibe I'm getting from other people is

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Speaker 1: that that's what they're doing. Poop pants. I had that

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Speaker 1: chat with you. You told me, you told me it was

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Speaker 1: upwards of ten. Are you at one stage different.

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Speaker 3: Person that.

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Speaker 4: You.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to speak for the whole population here

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Speaker 1: or everyone listening, but four seems very ird. I agree,

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Speaker 1: I agree, But I'm just saying, if you speak, you

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Speaker 1: just get the vibe. And maybe it's just a because

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Speaker 1: you speak to different people at different times and obviously

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Speaker 1: can talk to somebody and you know, maybe they got

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Speaker 1: the twinkie stinky last night. But then you can talk

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Speaker 1: to somebody else and they were hitting the skins in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and then all of a sudden, you're like, geez.

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Speaker 1: I get the feeling as if everybody's hard purning the

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Speaker 1: salty ghrman a lot more than I am. It just builds. Yeah, sure, sure, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I I would like to know just what the

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Speaker 1: number is for monthly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, monthly, I get it confused with monthly. Can we

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Speaker 2: keep it weekly?

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Speaker 1: I find it hard to average out into the weeks

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Speaker 1: because if you know, if you're three times a year, guy,

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Speaker 1: give me a weekly number. Ah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're really hitting the decimals there. Yeah, okay, so

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Speaker 2: how many weeks in a month? Three?

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Speaker 1: Giving point oh two two roots a week?

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Speaker 2: So it's three weeks in a month, three three and

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Speaker 2: a half, three and a half weeks in a four

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Speaker 2: weeks in a yep, four weeks in a month. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm not good at this stuff. So okay, I've got it.

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Speaker 1: Right, because then if you are, then you can go

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Speaker 1: if you are getting the four think.

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Speaker 2: They're getting four times a week doing sixteen a month? Yeah, ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So here's what I want to do. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: I do think there's a bit of an art to it,

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Speaker 1: and I think there's a bit of fun ended as well.

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Speaker 1: Thirty one and six five. Just just give us a call.

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Speaker 1: Just give us a call, and just as long as

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Speaker 1: you are you know over the age of eighteen. That's

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Speaker 1: all I'm going to say. Yeah, and we are going

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Speaker 1: to try and guess, just by talking to somebody how

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Speaker 1: much they are paddling up Kuchie Creek in a month.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: And I think the competition here, because I think there

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Speaker 1: you trick us into thinking that you're getting it more

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Because that's what happens. That's what happens.

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Speaker 1: We think that's the that's the skill, all right, So

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Speaker 1: thirty one oh six five, I'll put a spineal lase

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Speaker 2: Bloody hell, nowaday, everyone calling now is obviously doing it

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Speaker 1: These people are just going to give us the vibe

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Speaker 1: to just try and pick who we think is getting more,

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Speaker 2: We can ask any we can ask any question aside

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Speaker 1: Will ask any question aside from yes, yeah, okay, how

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Speaker 1: much are you're taking two tickets to Shark fin In.

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Speaker 1: So let's are you ready to go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. We've got Meghan here on thirty one

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Speaker 2: or six vibe.

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Speaker 6: Hi Meghan, Hi, how are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Very very good? So first question from me, well, are

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Speaker 2: you in a relationship?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right? Have you been seeing this person for

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Speaker 2: over a year?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Have they fixed anything recently? Have they fixed anything recently?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: You up against You're saying that because you reckon. If

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Speaker 1: you fix something, you get lucky. Well I think it

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Speaker 1: can leave that, okay, Meghan? Do you drink much milk?

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Speaker 2: Milk?

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Speaker 4: I make capsure today and that interesting.

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Speaker 1: I hope have a glass of milk before.

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Speaker 2: After Megan, have you asked Mark on the question? Now,

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Speaker 2: let's pread at the rest, go to Mark.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to market Mark.

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Speaker 2: You good mate, Marky been watching any good TV recently?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of shows? Okay, give me a name

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Speaker 2: and what anything you're invested in?

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Speaker 8: Just gone through power?

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Speaker 6: On stand?

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Speaker 2: So just gone through power. That sounds like you've been

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Speaker 2: putting a lot of time towards TV. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which, Mike, Let's just play a bit of word

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Speaker 1: association here. I say melons, you say rock Yeah right, Okay, See,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking if he went for something a bit

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Speaker 1: you know, he's just like you can talk about the free,

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Speaker 1: he's just talking about free. He's just talking fruit there.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a sign of someone. I think he's getting

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Speaker 1: quite a lot. Meghan, on the other hand, I think

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Speaker 1: is Meghan. I think Meghan's dry as the desert.

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Speaker 2: Meghan. Have have you got a good heater? Have you

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Speaker 2: got a good heater?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I got a great heat Okay, interesting, a.

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Speaker 1: Great heat problem. Meghan. Have you been away from your

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Speaker 1: partner at all recently? Like if you have any like

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Speaker 1: you know, do you do you work a part at all?

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Speaker 5: Do you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? My husband goes away sometimes.

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Speaker 5: See.

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Speaker 1: I think with the you know, the distance makes the

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Speaker 1: heart grow fond of thinks. Those people come back and

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Speaker 1: it's you know, they're at it like rabbits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, bloody hell, that's just that's.

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Speaker 1: But do you think that, Megan, because either one of

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Speaker 1: them could be bluffing. That's hey, Mark, how often do

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Speaker 1: you change your sheets at home?

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Speaker 6: I'd say fortnightly, so two weeks.

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Speaker 2: That's good, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: I think that's about I think that's on par isn't it.

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Speaker 1: That's on part. That's on part. For me, I'm a fortnight.

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Speaker 2: That's it's clean, that's above board. Mark, what are you were?

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Speaker 3: What do you?

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Speaker 2: What are you wear to bed?

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Speaker 1: Good question?

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Speaker 2: Thee just the breef, So the briefs you've been wearing

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Speaker 9: You got to go fresh sheets, fresh breathe for fresh seats, Mate.

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Speaker 2: Fresh breeze for fresh sheets. Will what do you think? I? Oh,

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Speaker 2: bloody hell.

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Speaker 1: Did we find out if Mark's got a partner? Mark,

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Speaker 1: if you got a partner? No, sir, Mark single?

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Speaker 10: All right?

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Speaker 2: I think I think Meghan. I think Meghan is well.

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Speaker 1: Megan's got a partner. He goes away occasionally.

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Speaker 2: I think that makes the heart grow fond of it.

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Speaker 2: I think he gets hard.

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Speaker 1: She likes milk and her tea.

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Speaker 2: They make up for lost time. Right, Okay, so she's

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Speaker 2: got a heater at home.

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Speaker 1: So let's just ask Meghan how how lucky she gets

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Speaker 1: every month, and then we'll ask Mark how lucky he

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Speaker 1: gets every month.

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Speaker 2: But we're of the belief that Meghan's doing it more

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Speaker 1: We think Meghan gets lucky more than Mark.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, true, okay, So Meghan, if you're comfortable, would

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Speaker 2: you give us a monthly number please?

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Speaker 4: Hang on. I did it on a weekly basis, so

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Speaker 4: I get it about six times a week?

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Speaker 2: Oh hang on? So but if he goes away, if

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Speaker 2: he goes away, does that mean some week you're doing like.

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Speaker 4: Twelve Sometimes like he goes away like overnight and then

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Speaker 1: Sure, So even with the impediment of about not being

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Speaker 1: What was it six times a week? You so twenty

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Speaker 1: four times a month? Let's go, let's go to Mark, Mark.

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Speaker 2: Monthly, has your November going?

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Speaker 10: How's the ego currently?

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Speaker 9: And and then I don't know if you know, I

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Speaker 1: We don't want to know. Okay, we don't want to know. No, no,

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Speaker 1: don't tell us. But Mark, how how how often a month?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I mean I knew from the point that Mark said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a lot of episodes. I've got a question I

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Speaker 2: want to ask everyone. Should you lie about making a

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Speaker 1: purely fiscally.

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Speaker 2: Now it can be beyond fiscal. I'd say any any

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Speaker 2: mistake which has had damages.

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Speaker 1: It damages as in fiscal because that that's also you know, like.

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Speaker 2: Just just any any any mistake which has caused issues

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Speaker 2: you lie when you do that? Okay, I'll ask you

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Speaker 2: I really want to hear what other people think if

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Speaker 2: these are two very bad examples I went lying.

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Speaker 2: hell's out there?

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Speaker 1: You thought it was a printer. Julian's called on thirty

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was bad, Julian I bought. I bought the

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Speaker 2: Julian here, Julian, what did you do? You're lied about

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so we've got to fitting off a bathroom looking

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so what did you do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's talking about it's a good clean line.

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Speaker 1: Well look, I think Europe begins a big company then

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Speaker 2: Hello anonymous? This was someone you work with? You want

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Speaker 7: So I work at one of the major supermarkets, i'd

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 7: This happened during a duty of my one of my

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Speaker 8: Little fridge area where people can grab it.

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Speaker 7: Do you manage forgot to do that? So there was

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Speaker 2: Oh and so so okay, they did they did? They

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 7: Let's just say I never saw the manager again.

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Speaker 11: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So we don't know. We don't know. They might have

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Most Yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 1: That's disgusting. That actually really makes me sick. That a supermarket. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the supermarket obviously, but if I

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Speaker 2: I would not would not go there. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: Sarah now on thirty.

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Speaker 1: One, he was just asking in general favorite color red

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know, a weird question to ask, but

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Speaker 1: That callers today Sarah's call thirty one to six.

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Speaker 8: Five High Sarah, Hey, hey, you going good?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Sarah, you lied about a costly mistake.

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Speaker 8: I certainly did so. I had a higher car and

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Speaker 8: it was a Diesel higher car, and I filled it

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Speaker 8: Halfway home, realized that I made that mistake. My husband

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Speaker 1: It works, right. I just feel like, but Sarah, you

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Should we try and keep this? Seriously?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. Matt's He's got his memoir which

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Speaker 2: Yes, and Matt, you were just saying you made the

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Speaker 5: And the summer holiday a most glorious tan and and

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Speaker 5: then then so I looked to myself about a month ago,

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Speaker 1: When I saw the photo on the book the first time,

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Speaker 1: then I'm going to weave this because the eyes are

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Speaker 5: It's my great skill that that people from also think

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Speaker 5: Men do you think I'm passy? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And my grandfather was born in my grandfather was born

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Speaker 5: That that is adopted. So basically, my mom was a

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Speaker 5: I called my dad for fifty years, yeah, he adopted me.

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Speaker 5: So right, the book whole starts with this terrible moment

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Speaker 5: you know, the way they are. You've got two well

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Speaker 5: I've gone boom. So it's like, well, yeah, I got

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Speaker 5: to tell you that story. No, no, no, no, she

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Speaker 5: It's like the worst possible moments, a double pass. At

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Speaker 5: the other stuff comes wed. Second. Does that mean that

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Speaker 5: your sisters aren't your sisters and therefore their their.

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Speaker 2: Half aren't So you were doing this at the airport.

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Speaker 5: a good place to do it. I had already started.

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Speaker 5: I already started thinking about this idea because I knew

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Speaker 5: perfect time. Wow, she's turning eighteen and then and then

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Speaker 5: I had that you know, the final saddly often the

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Speaker 5: I better get talking to her now about all those

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Speaker 5: it's four years after my chef. It's a really good

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Speaker 5: There's lots of pretty her and her rerendous stuff.

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Speaker 1: we were just talking before about the hysteria and just

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Speaker 1: how famous you guys were, because my partner's Dutch and

446
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Speaker 1: her sister Kiki used to tell me she got me

447
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Speaker 1: to get you a video for Tiki, and I was like,

448
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Speaker 1: how do you know Matt Preston. She's like, it's a

449
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Speaker 1: number what show on the Netherlands. At the moment, you

450
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Speaker 1: were internationally famous because of Master Chef.

451
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Speaker 5: We're just about I'm just about to go to India

452
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Speaker 5: to do three dinners, two dinners in three cities and

453
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Speaker 5: master classes there. So yeah, it's still.

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Speaker 1: Because I remember, and I remember when I was in

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Speaker 1: Tri Lanka as well. I couldn't escape you. I was like,

456
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Speaker 1: oh this picture, just leave me alone. I was going

457
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Speaker 1: to the highway in Trilata and there was you and

458
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Speaker 1: Gary and George on a billboard in Sri Lanka. You're everywhere.

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Speaker 5: But also you know that thing when you when you travel,

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Speaker 5: when you live in Australia, you travel and people say

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Speaker 5: do you know Laton Hewitt or do you know? And

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Speaker 5: in this case, if they said do you know Matt Preston, yes,

463
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Speaker 5: I actually used to. We've gone a long friendship.

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Speaker 1: So can I take you back to this hysteria though,

465
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Speaker 1: because I know there's a story of the book about

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Speaker 1: George getting papped out in the front of his house.

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Speaker 5: That's a story. So so George is freaking out because

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Speaker 5: the pap outside his house. He's gone a big, big,

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Speaker 5: pap the.

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Speaker 10: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 5: They're sitting on the wall freaking out. I'm moving, I'm

472
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Speaker 5: moving and moves so fight and he jes he's checking out.

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Speaker 5: He goes out to the PA. That's it. I mean,

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Speaker 5: you've driven me out of here, and he goes, who

475
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Speaker 5: are you? And I said, why aren't you here to

476
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Speaker 5: take pictures of me? And they go and Laura Bingles

477
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Speaker 5: lives down the road.

478
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Speaker 1: I'm at her.

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Speaker 2: Do you have days where you go the hair looks good,

480
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Speaker 2: I'm in a great suit. There's part of me that

481
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Speaker 2: wants to get papped today.

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Speaker 5: Perhaps then right, they pap you. You're the shittiest T

483
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Speaker 5: shirt you've got coming out of the gym, having been

484
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Speaker 5: brutalized by your trainer.

485
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Speaker 2: You're sweaty.

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Speaker 5: You know, there's the big stains in there. They're not

487
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Speaker 5: going back to photoshop, That's what I.

488
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Speaker 1: Want to say.

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Speaker 2: And Matt Preston's lost his way, that's how far he

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Speaker 2: has fallen.

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Speaker 5: Can't go into the youngies, and my adelaide crows shelse,

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Speaker 5: it has to stay, stay in the cupboard suit.

493
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Speaker 1: I mean, one of the things I really want to

494
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Speaker 1: talk to you about is obviously the end of the

495
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Speaker 1: original master Chef. Now obviously people can get this in

496
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Speaker 1: the memoir. It's called big Mouth. We had that moment

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Speaker 1: where we found out that the show was ending and

498
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Speaker 1: you were about to come on air with us.

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Speaker 5: I had been on there with you, yes, yeah, yes,

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Speaker 5: the post had gone out that they were going to

501
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Speaker 5: replace us as judges, and none of us were looking

502
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Speaker 5: at the phone. So we just had a normal chat

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Speaker 5: and then I went out and then at that moment,

504
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Speaker 5: the ding ding ding.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, that's right.

506
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Speaker 5: The biggest Australian exclusive just walked out of the room.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

508
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Speaker 2: And I couldn't believe it. It was. It was one moment.

509
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Speaker 2: It was a pre recorded chat, so we spoke to

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Speaker 2: the afternoon and then all of a sudden, our show

511
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Speaker 2: starts at four. We're hooking the fact that we've got

512
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Speaker 2: you on the show in half an hour, but we're

513
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Speaker 2: sitting there going we don't talk about it.

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Speaker 5: That is the curse of the pre recorded The stuff

515
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Speaker 5: that you don't think will happens happened. So it's an

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Speaker 5: absolute moment. Yeah, that was.

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Speaker 1: And then it was wild because we were because I

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Speaker 1: remember we were speaking to you afterwards. I think our

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Speaker 1: messages you going, mate, can we can you come back

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Speaker 1: on the show? You you might ducking back in and

521
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Speaker 1: you message me back, which was which was quite horrific.

522
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Speaker 1: You were like mate in all honestly, I didn't know either.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea.

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Speaker 5: We had no idea. It's a business decision in these things,

525
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Speaker 5: and and so I have no you know, I said

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Speaker 5: that the sign I said in the book, you make

527
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Speaker 5: the decision. You go, well, okay, we're going to go

528
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Speaker 5: another way. This is too tricky, there's too many negatives.

529
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Speaker 5: We can save some money maybe and then put me

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Speaker 5: go the other way.

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Speaker 1: It's just business.

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Speaker 5: Well it is. And you know more than anyone else,

533
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Speaker 5: you know radio, you know, if we had eleven years

534
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Speaker 5: on that show, I mean radio. I always think the

535
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 5: radio careers are like they're like doggies. If you survived one,

536
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Speaker 5: it's like surviving seven.

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Speaker 1: To the end of the year, very shortly. Actually, maybe

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Speaker 1: one of us will be gone by the end of

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Speaker 1: this year. Who knows.

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Speaker 2: I should a scary moment. We went to the We

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Speaker 2: went and recorded in a in a station into state

542
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Speaker 2: and my past didn't work in the lift. And you've

543
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Speaker 2: got to think about these things. You're like Oh my god,

544
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Speaker 2: have I've been sacked.

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Speaker 5: That that's what happens when we were joking about this

546
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Speaker 5: this because now they have big digitals plays rather than posters.

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Speaker 5: So easy, so easy, just to put you know, Ollie's

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Speaker 5: head on on mister Whitehall's.

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Speaker 2: Body, you know, and then the next day it's like

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Speaker 2: I've never spoken of again.

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Speaker 1: That's why Matt's here today actually, just to announce that

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Speaker 1: you're gone Woods, mats Is.

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Speaker 2: It can smell blood in the water.

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Speaker 5: The only thing is, well, you've got to change your

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Speaker 5: name to Will with two eyes. And now I've decided

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Speaker 5: it's about time you fit it in with the kiss.

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Speaker 1: We al on kids make a lot more sense.

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Speaker 2: It would be a radio into you without something silly

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Speaker 2: at the end. Again, big mouth. It's out now all

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Speaker 2: the bookstores. But the book is called big Mouth. Yes,

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Speaker 2: and I appreciate that big mouth is probably referring to

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Speaker 2: the metaphor that you know you talk a lot?

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Speaker 5: Is that I talk a lot? But I've also fit

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Speaker 5: a lot in my mouth.

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Speaker 2: Now you've played into my hand, very.

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Speaker 5: Very Who would someone would have thought it might have done? Radio?

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Speaker 2: How many marchmallows can we get in around marshmallows?

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Speaker 5: Is this Is this a classic? Is this a classic?

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Speaker 5: Woody Matt Preston challenge, I'm down as well, blood, I mean,

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Speaker 5: size is going your mouth and that else I'll be happy.

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Speaker 2: My secret weapon, your secret weapon.

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Speaker 5: In fact, I believe when I was a glass a

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Speaker 5: cherry and whipped.

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Speaker 2: Crave for those that weren't following us. Fifteen years ago

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Speaker 2: in perfet an interview with Matt Preston, first ever interview

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Speaker 2: with you, and we hid me under a table with

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Speaker 2: my bum, naked bum My naked bum was under it,

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Speaker 2: through a table and you we're getting you to rate

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Speaker 2: meals and you didn't realize the last meal was actually

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Speaker 2: my bottom and then you put cream between my bum

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Speaker 2: and the chair.

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Speaker 5: And little chair. Are we going to talk them down together?

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Speaker 1: Is it chubby? Is it a chubby bunny?

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Speaker 2: Set up?

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Speaker 1: Ubby Bunny? After each marshmallow?

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00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you want to go first.

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Speaker 2: Money, easy, easy, easy. I'm not hearing chubby bunny. I'm

589
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Speaker 2: not hearing it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not hearing chubby Bunny.

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Speaker 10: Then you're gone, you gone.

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Speaker 1: I think that's it. I think he's at seventeen. I

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Speaker 1: think he's at seventeen. March mellows what he's gone. What

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Speaker 1: he's gone, that's the wind and he puts one in

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Speaker 1: for finished up. That's twenty Matt President goes to twenty one. Marshmallows.

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Speaker 12: Oh god, it was it was just a small animal.

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Speaker 1: Just sell out.

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00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 5: I've just given birth. Orally, it's truly disgusting. Please please

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00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 5: don't watch watch that on the Facebook feed.

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Speaker 1: Go and read his books deeply arousing or disturbingly disgusting. Hey,

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00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 1: you can go check it out Instagram, TikTok will Otherwise, Matt,

602
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: thanks so much for coming in twenty one, Marshmallows in

603
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: your big mouth and that is what the book. The

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Speaker 1: name of your memoir is Matt Preston Big Mouth.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much, indeed for keeping FM stunts alive.

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Speaker 1: Absolute pleasure. Check in on the kids out there, have

607
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: got themselves and your girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Or a boyfriend got Miller here on thirty one sixty five.

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Speaker 2: Hi Miller, Hello Miller, Hi Miller. How old are you? Miller?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 13: Hi?

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Speaker 1: How old are you? Mate? It's true we wanted to

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Speaker 1: put Miller.

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Speaker 2: When was your first When did you was it the question?

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Speaker 2: Or was was was he listening through the radio? Do

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Speaker 2: you reckon?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's a Monday. You're trying to speak to

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Speaker 1: a five year old? What the hell are we thinking?

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Speaker 1: Lachlan's gold anyone I says five?

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Speaker 10: Can I? Lachlan?

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Speaker 7: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hi Lachlan? How old are you?

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Speaker 7: I'm ten.

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Speaker 2: And you have a girlfriend? Mate?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay? How long you've been dating?

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Speaker 1: For?

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Speaker 7: Just this year?

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Speaker 2: The okay? So pretty How did you? How did your

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Speaker 2: meet her? How did you guys end up in a relationship, Lachlan?

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Speaker 1: Just like she's in your home class?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Did you do?

634
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Speaker 5: Like?

635
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Speaker 1: Was it a note passing to kick things off? How

636
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Speaker 1: did you know it was a friend? It was? It

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Speaker 1: was real friend? Yeah.

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00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: So a friend of yours said, you know, so, what's

639
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Speaker 2: your girlriend's name?

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Speaker 1: Indy?

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00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: Indy? So so what a mutual a mutual friend walked

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Speaker 2: up to you and said, Indy really likes you? Do

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Speaker 2: you like her? Is that how it worked?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, gosh, did you get the like? Indy thinks

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Speaker 1: that you're five stars out of five? What would you

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Speaker 1: like to rate her out of five?

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Speaker 11: Or?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 8: Pretty good?

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00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 11: Yeah?

653
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: Pretty good?

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00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 2: Pretty good?

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00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 2: What do you guys do?

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00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 13: Like?

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00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: What have you been on a date?

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00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 7: I just talked through easily?

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Speaker 1: You talk easily. That's nice. Do you like, do you

661
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Speaker 1: hold hands or anything? Or is that a bit much?

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00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got a system.

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Speaker 2: You gotta watch what bump fist bump? Nice bumping.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, she's given you a fist bump before. Wow, that's good.

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00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 2: Nice baby steps And so, Lachlan, do you have any

666
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Speaker 2: advice for people on relationships and a successful relationship?

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Speaker 1: Nice? That is, that's a keeper. Good on your Lachlan. Lachland.

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Speaker 1: You can have one hundred bucks to spend it Red Rooster.

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Speaker 1: Take her to Red Rooster.

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Speaker 2: No worries. I'd staff got a fish pump. Isn't it funny? Right?

671
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Speaker 2: Even holding hands, like when you for your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Holding hands was too much and you should I shot

673
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Speaker 1: with way too much. They didn't I because you.

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Speaker 2: Get the sweatiest palms, be a dead give very nervous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes I'm not holding hands with your with your

676
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Speaker 1: primary school partner, social suicide. Not in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the playground.

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Speaker 2: No, no way. So I'm saying, like, get around the

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Speaker 2: corner from the school handhold.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Miller. We're going back to Miller. Hi Miller,

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Speaker 2: Hi Miller.

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Speaker 1: Have you got a girlfriend or a boyfriend?

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Speaker 8: Girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Ah, nice. Okay, what's what's her name?

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00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: Macey?

687
00:30:54,840 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: And how long have you been with Macy?

688
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 7: Just today?

689
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: Today? Wow?

690
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 2: She's fresh. How did it happen? Miller? How did you?

691
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: How did you woo her? He's five?

692
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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 7: Flip?

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Speaker 2: You just did? You just did a rogue front flip?

695
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 2: What at lunch time? Lunch? Okay?

696
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Speaker 1: Okay, so you've done a front flip like into the

697
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Speaker 1: sand pit or something. And then and then what happened?

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00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: Did she come over and talk to you afterwards? What

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Speaker 1: did she say?

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Speaker 2: She?

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Speaker 1: Oh? You forgot?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you forgot? That's all right? Word? Did check?

703
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 2: Where did check? It was the plan always to impress

704
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 2: Macy with the front flip? Was that was that the goal?

705
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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Nice? Okay, nailed it. So any advice for anyone

707
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Speaker 1: else who's looking to be in a relationship. We'll get

708
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Speaker 1: a boyfriend or a girlfriend, Miller. Any advice watching? Thanks?

709
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Speaker 2: I love that we've got the translatorut the interpreter. We

710
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 2: don't know how to talk to five year olds.

711
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: You said woo her before? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so we're

712
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: going back to Miller. Miller, what should other people do?

713
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: Front flips?

714
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

715
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: Classes got I guess that I reckon from the story

716
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 2: What's the Deal with Homework? What's the deal without playing Peanuts?

717
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: What's the deal with Lampshee?

718
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 13: The King of Comedy Jerry Seinfeld is coming to Australia

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Speaker 13: June twenty twenty four. Tickets Friday November seventeenth at ticket

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Speaker 13: Tech tough Craft's.

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Speaker 1: We've got five double passes to give away to go

722
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Speaker 1: and see this guy. You can be anywhere in the

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Speaker 1: country register Willam dot com because he is doing a

724
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Speaker 1: full national tour per Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, Melbourne to two

725
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: shows now in Melbourne at rod Arena. Obviously going to

726
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: be very hard tickets to get your hands on, but

727
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Speaker 1: right now you can get a double.

728
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Speaker 2: Pass absolutely We've crafted away for you guys to win them.

729
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: He's obviously famous, as you're heard in the opener for

730
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Speaker 2: saying what's the deal with and then something? So we

731
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Speaker 2: are offencively going to be going to cause here and

732
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Speaker 2: getting them to talk about a random thing. Okay, we've

733
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Speaker 2: got Cooper here on thirty one O six five. Cooper

734
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Speaker 2: massive fan of Seinfeld.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

736
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Speaker 2: Okay, so it is the best show ever and he's

737
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Speaker 2: probably the best comedian ever. So Cooper to win your

738
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: way to go and see Jerry Seinfeld. You need to

739
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 2: entertain us by telling us what's the deal with hair brushers?

740
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Speaker 8: What does it do with hair brushers?

741
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Speaker 6: If you like me, like George, there's no hell to

742
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Speaker 6: brush your hair anyway.

743
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Speaker 8: I just keep doing it, just brushing my skin.

744
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Speaker 1: It hurts a lot.

745
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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, okay, okay, thank you goober. Just hurts

746
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Speaker 2: a lot. Let's go to Heather here.

747
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: Such a dumb bit, Heather, it is dark.

748
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Speaker 2: You're a massive fan of Jerry Seinfeld.

749
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Speaker 4: Yes, we are all right?

750
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Speaker 2: Well to win you are. There's the deal with horses?

751
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 6: What's to deal with horses? Why are they so big?

752
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 6: Why are they so muscula?

753
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 8: Why do you have to ride them?

754
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 2: Good questions?

755
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: What do you have to ride them? Nobody has conjured

756
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: anything that resembles a joke yet, and I'm loving it. Andrew, Yeah,

757
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: to get yourself dumble past the Jerry Seinfeld's. Wow, what's

758
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: the deal with toenails?

759
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 6: What is it the deal with toenails? They're not fingernails,

760
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 6: they're toenails. What do you need to clip them? Can

761
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 6: you use them to eat stuff out of you?

762
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: If you like?

763
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 6: Stow it there for later. What do they look so ugly?

764
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 6: Why do they come out with, you know, like yellow

765
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 6: and flaky and all that sort of thing. Toenails? Why

766
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 6: did God make them? He didn't have to make them

767
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Speaker 6: at all. Why do we need to We don't need toenails.

768
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 6: We could walk around fist were fine without toenails.

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Speaker 2: Bloody good point. I actually couldn't agree more with that.

770
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Speaker 2: And Andrew's gone to.

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Speaker 1: Say, I mean, I thought Heather was on the something.

772
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,399
Speaker 2: The horses, and I've gone, I've gone the early crow.

773
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: Do you want to give him the Heather?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 2: No, Andrew, and.

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Speaker 6: Wow, thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, thank It's a pleasure. The King of Comedy, Jerro

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Speaker 1: Seinfeld's Copas Straight June twenty twenty four. Get tickets this Friday,

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Speaker 1: ticket Tech.

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Speaker 2: Because why do we have toonuts like that?

781
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Speaker 3: For me?

782
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: That's still got me.

783
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: To help you with like peeling things, in picking off things. Yeah,

784
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Speaker 1: like when we were when we were formerly, when we

785
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Speaker 1: were apes, apes used their tos just like they used

786
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Speaker 1: their hands. Yeah, but it's good for scratching things.

787
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Speaker 2: We should just we should just drop them now. We

788
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Speaker 2: don't really use them now, do we. There is a

789
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Speaker 2: bit annoyed in bed, you know, when you scratch your

790
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 2: partner with.

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Speaker 4: God.

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00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: Would I want to talk about Taylor Swizzlestick Swift. She

793
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: was performing and she changed the lyrics of one of

794
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Speaker 1: her songs, this song Karma, It's a bangar. This was sleep,

795
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Speaker 1: So she changed the lyrics from Karma is the guy

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Speaker 1: on the screen to with her boyfriend in attendance, Kelsey.

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00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,959
Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey sometimes refers to Travis kelce So she changed

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Speaker 1: the rics from Karma is the guy on the screen

799
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Speaker 1: to Karma is the guy on the Chiefs. That's the

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Speaker 1: team he plays for, Kansas City Chiefs. She's a genius, Swift,

801
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Speaker 1: I've always said this, And then she said, coming straight

802
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Speaker 1: home to.

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Speaker 2: Me, totally wild, right, It was Travvy boy in the crowd.

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00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, the trap sto was up there, Get up there. Yeah, No,

805
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 1: he's in the crowd. He's in the crowd.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: Then they shared a passionate snogod.

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Speaker 2: That's all I've been there between those two, isn't it?

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00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 1: Anyway? Look, Woods, you're the most useless person at lyrics

810
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: I've ever met, and I'd like to see you actually

811
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: try and guess some lyrics to some real songs in

812
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Speaker 1: Woody Wales.

813
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 13: You can talk, you can talk, you can talk, you

814
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 13: can talk, you can talk, you can talk, you can

815
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Speaker 13: die and see it.

816
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: It's woody Whales sort abound me.

817
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 2: It isn't fair. I've had enough and it's time.

818
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: Jeez, you're bad at lyrics, mate, super bad. Now, all

819
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Speaker 1: of the songs that we're going to be playing today

820
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: in Woody Whales have actually been nominated for Grammys or

821
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Speaker 1: the artist has been nominated for a Grammy. The Grammy

822
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Speaker 1: nominations between twenty four went out today. Taylor Swift's been nominated. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she got nominated for Anti Hero for Song of the

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Speaker 1: Year Great, and she got nominated for Record of the

825
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Speaker 1: Year with Midnights. I believe that record is cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah hot album, Yeah hot album.

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Speaker 5: You haven't heard it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do the first song, Okay, Coma tell us.

829
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Speaker 2: With because Comma is my boyfriend. Comma isn't brown, Coma

830
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Speaker 2: isn't there? Shoud she did? She say it's a cat?

831
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Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on? Can I

832
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Speaker 2: go again again?

833
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: Here we go?

834
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Speaker 2: Here we go, Baby, this is you because Comma is

835
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Speaker 2: my boyfriend, Comma is my cat. And then I swear

836
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Speaker 2: it to his cat somewhere. Is it God.

837
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Speaker 1: Freeze in my hair on the weekend? A relaxing thought.

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Speaker 2: All right, Next, it's a cat.

839
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Speaker 1: I don't think so, I don't think Carmena is a cat.

840
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Speaker 2: I think that is too high for me. Then that's

841
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 2: what's happening there.

842
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: So Olivia Rodrigo nominated for Vampire for some of the

843
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Speaker 1: year of this song with I can you and I

844
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Speaker 1: can of say before we with all the songs in

845
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Speaker 1: Woody Wales, you and I would have heard this four

846
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Speaker 1: hundred times.

847
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 2: So kind of say quickly say this is a very

848
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 2: loud song, so I get a lot of I get

849
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Speaker 2: audio sensitive. All I'm hearing here is just see.

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Speaker 11: You made me look like a twords You don't know?

851
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: Do you know what she actually says.

852
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 2: I didn't even hear it.

853
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: Then the way you sold me for parts. You sunk

854
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: your teeth into me, is what she says. Because you

855
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: sing about a vampire. The song is called vampire, so.

856
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 2: I don't even know a song is called vampire.

857
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Speaker 12: My God, don't do you watch me dance then away burning,

858
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 12: but you will see it on the face.

859
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: Watch me.

860
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: My heart might be burning, but you'll see it on

861
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Speaker 2: my face.

862
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: But you won't see it on my face. Julia Dance

863
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: the Night Away. Some of the years she's been nominated

864
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Speaker 1: for for that one as well. The final Tracy Jabbin

865
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Speaker 1: always did this a while ago, comzy.

866
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 2: I remember when we're driving, driving in your car, streets

867
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Speaker 2: so fast, belly hack and see.

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Speaker 1: Remember when we were you're jogging, driving in your car,

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00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: speeds are fast?

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Speaker 2: Serious, I said, streets are so fast, and you do

871
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Speaker 2: this bit hi, I had a feeling that go one

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Speaker 2: be Someone, Be Someone.

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00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: That is one of the most well known songs of

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Speaker 1: all time.

875
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 2: It's slow like it. I like it.

876
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: Try again cruising.

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00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: That's a different list.

878
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: I can't diverse, but day this is really important.

879
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Speaker 2: To hit me from the start again.

880
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: I think you need to sing. You need to be

881
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: able to sing the chorus. Too fast cars, so can

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Speaker 1: I say?

883
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: Actually might so? I got these headphones today, these earplugs.

884
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 2: I don't care background, I don't care. I think if

885
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: you give me a week of training, I'm going to

886
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: be amazing. Next way, but give it to me again.

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00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: I swear you got this. If you would have heard

888
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: this song so much, here you go.

889
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 2: Because I remember when we're driving, driving in my car,

890
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Speaker 2: speed so fast. I feel like I was dry.

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