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Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian Non Show podcast. Yesterday came out

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Speaker 1: from the show, and it was in a great mood.

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Speaker 1: It was great, funny yesterday show. I was buzzing until

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Speaker 1: I saw my heart sank when I was what was

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Speaker 1: dumped on the doorstep unmistakably had Ikea branding everywhere.

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Speaker 2: It was the shape of.

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Speaker 1: A desk.

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Speaker 2: We've been a whole time. I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 1: I was just like someone done this as a horrible, cruel,

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Speaker 1: universal joke, and I actually went, oh God, oh God.

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Speaker 1: Of course, normally I would dial up my mate Andy,

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Speaker 1: who comes around and does all that for me.

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Speaker 2: Can't do that now. I don't believe Dan yesterday when

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Speaker 2: he took me all that. He said that and if

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Speaker 2: you want to get a guy in to do any.

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Speaker 1: Day, that's all acts too. When I'm with the five

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Speaker 1: t K to ten K. So I have to do

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Speaker 1: it today. It's me in that desk.

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Speaker 2: Today or this whole weekend.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, My fifteen year old daughter Lois has

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Speaker 1: said that I have to do it as soon as

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Speaker 1: I get back from show. Today is waiting for me.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I woke up. What I thought about

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Speaker 1: was that desk I am dreading it.

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Speaker 2: You know that is? What's that? Two hours? No more

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Speaker 2: and more two hour? It's two hours. If you know

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Speaker 2: what you're doing, I don't. You don't any know what

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Speaker 2: we're doing on this show, let alone.

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Speaker 1: But in theory, a desk should be two bits that

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Speaker 1: go up and then the main desky bit. Right, But

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Speaker 1: then I saw the picture of it. It's got doors

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Speaker 1: and some middle drawer as well.

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Speaker 2: The hard thing. Does it have slide out drawers. They're

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Speaker 2: the tough ones. It's got draw of them and then

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Speaker 2: some middle one as well. The drawers come with their

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Speaker 2: own instructions. They're separate instructions. Very close to tears right now,

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Speaker 2: very close to tears.

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Speaker 1: I was actually tempted to bring it in today and

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Speaker 1: offer anyone who wants to work on some one hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars in cash to build it. Of the show. Would say,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about the show stuff. Get that desk. We

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Speaker 1: can be one man, all right, We'll just put on

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Speaker 1: a half our show.

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Speaker 2: But police just do that desk.

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