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Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda in the morning. You know there's no

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Speaker 1: sport on the television at the moment. We all know that.

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Speaker 1: I saw my husband watching ESPN. It was a European

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Speaker 1: tram Driver Championships where tram drivers jump onto a tramp

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Speaker 1: and there's a big crowd and everything don't want to

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Speaker 1: a tram and then they have to drive at a

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Speaker 1: certain distance and stop and it's measured how close they

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Speaker 1: are to where they were supposed to stop in millimeters,

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Speaker 1: and then they have to run from there. It's a

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Speaker 1: speed trial into another tram. And it seemed to me

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Speaker 1: that that went forward and you had to hit a ball.

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Speaker 1: You had to push a giant ball that pushed then

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Speaker 1: into giant rubber ballards. It's like a game of bowls

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Speaker 1: with a tram. With a tram, I'd watch that. That

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Speaker 1: sounds good. I've made it sound better than it was

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Speaker 1: saying something. But Harley was just sitting there the other

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Speaker 1: day because watch anything. He'll watch anything. We will watch anything.

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Speaker 1: And you've got such a great TV set up and

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Speaker 1: the best sound anything on that looks great. I've sat

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Speaker 1: there with him and watched flies walking up Waber that

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Speaker 1: time you watched the cricket. Well, you came over once

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Speaker 1: and the cricket was on and the guy with his head.

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Speaker 1: You said, you know what Test cricket's like. You watch

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Speaker 1: for days and nothing. I'd rather watch flyers walking up.

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Speaker 1: But you said, hey, that man's head's on backwards. And

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Speaker 1: we said, no, it's not, and you said, yes it is.

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Speaker 1: So you made Harley reverse to rewind to see if

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Speaker 1: the man's head was on backwards, and then we came

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Speaker 1: back to real time, and oh, what a shame. We

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Speaker 1: missed the wicket that he pressed the wrong button. It's

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Speaker 1: not my fault. And the man's head was not on backwards.

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Speaker 1: And Harley just sat there and said, oh, what a shame.

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Speaker 1: He said, well the other day, said what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: He said, I'm writing limericks? Oh, come on, who writes limericks.

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Speaker 1: I've got three of them here to want to hear that? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: and despite wrote funny ones, and even those are boring.

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Speaker 1: What if you go lyric a limerick? Three of them? Three?

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Speaker 1: They're all terrible? Yes you do. Here's the first one.

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Speaker 1: There was a young man from Calcutta who wanted to

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Speaker 1: write about butter. He spent all of his time trying

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Speaker 1: to make his life rhyme, but it never did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do another one? Maybe send that one to call him mate.

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Speaker 1: I think my head's on backwards. He's another one. There

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Speaker 1: was a young man from Khartoum who married a woman

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Speaker 1: from Room. There's really no doubt that she puts it about.

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Speaker 1: I expect a divorce court quite soon. This one needs

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Speaker 1: a beep. The beep. I'll test it. I'll get it.

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Speaker 1: You mother. Uh that sense to be working, giant head. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: good luck to us all, because at the end of

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Speaker 1: this I need a beep. There was a young man

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Speaker 1: from Nantucket who couldn't quite say the word bucket. When

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Speaker 1: he cleaned up the loo, as he often would do,

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Speaker 1: he'd yell, oh, no, there's pooh in my I didn't

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Speaker 1: say it, did I? I didn't say it. Supposed to

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Speaker 1: be on edtal ten until seven o'clock this morning. I

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Speaker 1: think my head's on backwards. Joined the and Amanda, Good

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Speaker 1: morning one at one point seven. Tell you