WEBVTT - MINI: Buttons

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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good say.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw yesterday news.

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<v Speaker 2>I had photos of the White House desk and Donald

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<v Speaker 2>Trump has had reinstalled a button and every time he

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<v Speaker 2>presses his button he gets a nice cold can of

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<v Speaker 2>diet coke. And I was thinking, if we could have

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<v Speaker 2>that magic button right and anytime he pressed it, you've

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<v Speaker 2>got something that you'd like very quickly and immediately that

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<v Speaker 2>made you feel better.

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<v Speaker 3>What would you have? What would it be for you Jack?

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<v Speaker 1>For me, it would be somebody if you come and

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<v Speaker 1>give you a massage. And this is thinking that I'm literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Was thinking that's what I had a tin mass use

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<v Speaker 2>to come in.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone to just like, as you're working through the shoulders,

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<v Speaker 1>do the.

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<v Speaker 2>Arms, signing all those two hundred executive orders. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get a lot of RI I SI on his hand

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<v Speaker 2>and that signature writing.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you can even kick your shoes off and they

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<v Speaker 1>get doing the feet. Yes, I would. And I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the movies on Friday night and I said, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>it be a great business? I you for someone to

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<v Speaker 1>open like a gold class, but you get someone messaging

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<v Speaker 1>your feet for the whole film.

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<v Speaker 2>What wouldn't you look like the phrase great business.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't shark tank with that, They're going get out.

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Cuban is not investing in you. Sometimes you go trying.

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<v Speaker 2>To watch the movie because sometimes they get in like

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<v Speaker 2>gnarly bitch. You miss a bit of the dialogue. And

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<v Speaker 2>also I don't want to be there and seeing someone

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<v Speaker 2>else having a foot rop.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all dark, so you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm aware of it. And it's smelly.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a smelly someone getting the lotion on their feet

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<v Speaker 2>and running. You'd have some older like patching again, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>going deeper deeper. And I'm trying to watch the Bob

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<v Speaker 2>Dinner movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if we experienced it, we would actually love.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a place at a time for everything and a foot

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<v Speaker 4>message in the gold close Gold class is not it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're already reclining.

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<v Speaker 2>Say why don't are great on there for as hair

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<v Speaker 2>dresses in the dark at the cinema dentist, you're already reclining.

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<v Speaker 3>Colleges, You're already reclining. Why do not you have a

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<v Speaker 3>full service in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Up?

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<v Speaker 2>Reclining everything anything that can be done, reclining in the cinema.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it back to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Drawing real, Patsy. What if you could have a button

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<v Speaker 3>on the news desk? What's coming in? What are you getting?

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<v Speaker 2>Easy?

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<v Speaker 4>I'd have a coffee at whim. I don't have time,

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<v Speaker 4>I bet now, absolutely in the morning. I don't have

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<v Speaker 4>time to go out like I'm live doing news. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>under the pum.

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<v Speaker 1>You've already got that button. It's called the intercom to Rio,

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<v Speaker 1>where you get where you can call him at any time.

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<v Speaker 2>And when we were talking about that time massuse that

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<v Speaker 2>would come out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Rio for you. So basically you want Rio as

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<v Speaker 3>a butler.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, actually that would be good.

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<v Speaker 3>At least once a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I see Rio sort of training behind you with a

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<v Speaker 2>load of boxes that you've obviously had Amazon delivered here.

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<v Speaker 3>It hasn't happened, but it has happened.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course it is some sort of butler bringing

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<v Speaker 2>your Amazon parcels.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's a strong man on the team.

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<v Speaker 1>It had to be perfectly. Remind you that you had

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<v Speaker 1>to do the news at six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Chilling, I don't know the way the places went so funny

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<v Speaker 2>and true. That is how comedy works.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, you've got three minutes to go. We're two

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<v Speaker 4>minutes early today.

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<v Speaker 2>But what else would you be doing sat in front

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<v Speaker 2>of you terminal with all the news reports coming in

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<v Speaker 2>from around the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you need a reminder to do the news

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<v Speaker 3>at six?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. It's just protocol. If you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>be early, say to the newswriter, Hey mate, we're a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit early. I haven't timed out correctly between the

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<v Speaker 4>five and six hour and so you're going to be

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<v Speaker 4>going in a bit early.

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<v Speaker 3>Another way, Patsy's put the blame back on us. We

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<v Speaker 3>haven't even started the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll accept sometimes I'm occasionally late for the news before

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<v Speaker 2>the show. That's the only one at six o'clock. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no excuse not for us to be running late.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not here.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't started yet oping yet. All right, what would

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<v Speaker 2>it be for you pressed a button on your desk?

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<v Speaker 2>What would you get from

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