Speaker 1: Got anything good say.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I saw yesterday news.
Speaker 2: I had photos of the White House desk and Donald
Speaker 2: Trump has had reinstalled a button and every time he
Speaker 2: presses his button he gets a nice cold can of
Speaker 2: diet coke. And I was thinking, if we could have
Speaker 2: that magic button right and anytime he pressed it, you've
Speaker 2: got something that you'd like very quickly and immediately that
Speaker 2: made you feel better.
Speaker 3: What would you have? What would it be for you Jack?
Speaker 1: For me, it would be somebody if you come and
Speaker 1: give you a massage. And this is thinking that I'm literally.
Speaker 2: Was thinking that's what I had a tin mass use
Speaker 2: to come in.
Speaker 1: Someone to just like, as you're working through the shoulders,
Speaker 1: do the.
Speaker 2: Arms, signing all those two hundred executive orders. You're gonna
Speaker 2: get a lot of RI I SI on his hand
Speaker 2: and that signature writing.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can even kick your shoes off and they
Speaker 1: get doing the feet. Yes, I would. And I went
Speaker 1: to the movies on Friday night and I said, wouldn't
Speaker 1: it be a great business? I you for someone to
Speaker 1: open like a gold class, but you get someone messaging
Speaker 1: your feet for the whole film.
Speaker 2: What wouldn't you look like the phrase great business.
Speaker 3: You don't shark tank with that, They're going get out.
Speaker 1: Mark Cuban is not investing in you. Sometimes you go trying.
Speaker 2: To watch the movie because sometimes they get in like
Speaker 2: gnarly bitch. You miss a bit of the dialogue. And
Speaker 2: also I don't want to be there and seeing someone
Speaker 2: else having a foot rop.
Speaker 1: It's all dark, so you don't have to.
Speaker 3: I'm aware of it. And it's smelly.
Speaker 2: That's a smelly someone getting the lotion on their feet
Speaker 2: and running. You'd have some older like patching again, oh,
Speaker 2: going deeper deeper. And I'm trying to watch the Bob
Speaker 2: Dinner movie.
Speaker 1: I think if we experienced it, we would actually love.
Speaker 4: There's a place at a time for everything and a foot
Speaker 4: message in the gold close Gold class is not it?
Speaker 1: Well, you're already reclining.
Speaker 2: Say why don't are great on there for as hair
Speaker 2: dresses in the dark at the cinema dentist, you're already reclining.
Speaker 3: Colleges, You're already reclining. Why do not you have a
Speaker 3: full service in there?
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 2: Reclining everything anything that can be done, reclining in the cinema.
Speaker 1: I'll take it back to the.
Speaker 3: Drawing real, Patsy. What if you could have a button
Speaker 3: on the news desk? What's coming in? What are you getting?
Speaker 2: Easy?
Speaker 4: I'd have a coffee at whim. I don't have time,
Speaker 4: I bet now, absolutely in the morning. I don't have
Speaker 4: time to go out like I'm live doing news. I'm
Speaker 4: under the pum.
Speaker 1: You've already got that button. It's called the intercom to Rio,
Speaker 1: where you get where you can call him at any time.
Speaker 2: And when we were talking about that time massuse that
Speaker 2: would come out.
Speaker 3: That's Rio for you. So basically you want Rio as
Speaker 3: a butler.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually that would be good.
Speaker 3: At least once a week.
Speaker 2: I see Rio sort of training behind you with a
Speaker 2: load of boxes that you've obviously had Amazon delivered here.
Speaker 3: It hasn't happened, but it has happened.
Speaker 2: And of course it is some sort of butler bringing
Speaker 2: your Amazon parcels.
Speaker 4: And he's a strong man on the team.
Speaker 1: It had to be perfectly. Remind you that you had
Speaker 1: to do the news at six o'clock.
Speaker 2: Chilling, I don't know the way the places went so funny
Speaker 2: and true. That is how comedy works.
Speaker 4: All right, you've got three minutes to go. We're two
Speaker 4: minutes early today.
Speaker 2: But what else would you be doing sat in front
Speaker 2: of you terminal with all the news reports coming in
Speaker 2: from around the world.
Speaker 3: Why would you need a reminder to do the news
Speaker 3: at six?
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's just protocol. If you're going to
Speaker 4: be early, say to the newswriter, Hey mate, we're a
Speaker 4: little bit early. I haven't timed out correctly between the
Speaker 4: five and six hour and so you're going to be
Speaker 4: going in a bit early.
Speaker 3: Another way, Patsy's put the blame back on us. We
Speaker 3: haven't even started the show.
Speaker 2: I'll accept sometimes I'm occasionally late for the news before
Speaker 2: the show. That's the only one at six o'clock. There's
Speaker 2: no excuse not for us to be running late.
Speaker 3: We're not here.
Speaker 2: We haven't started yet oping yet. All right, what would
Speaker 2: it be for you pressed a button on your desk?
Speaker 2: What would you get from
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