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Speaker 1: Got anything good say.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I saw yesterday news.

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Speaker 2: I had photos of the White House desk and Donald

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Speaker 2: Trump has had reinstalled a button and every time he

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Speaker 2: presses his button he gets a nice cold can of

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Speaker 2: diet coke. And I was thinking, if we could have

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Speaker 2: that magic button right and anytime he pressed it, you've

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Speaker 2: got something that you'd like very quickly and immediately that

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Speaker 2: made you feel better.

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Speaker 3: What would you have? What would it be for you Jack?

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Speaker 1: For me, it would be somebody if you come and

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Speaker 1: give you a massage. And this is thinking that I'm literally.

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Speaker 2: Was thinking that's what I had a tin mass use

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Speaker 2: to come in.

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Speaker 1: Someone to just like, as you're working through the shoulders,

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Speaker 1: do the.

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Speaker 2: Arms, signing all those two hundred executive orders. You're gonna

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Speaker 2: get a lot of RI I SI on his hand

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Speaker 2: and that signature writing.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can even kick your shoes off and they

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Speaker 1: get doing the feet. Yes, I would. And I went

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Speaker 1: to the movies on Friday night and I said, wouldn't

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Speaker 1: it be a great business? I you for someone to

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Speaker 1: open like a gold class, but you get someone messaging

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Speaker 1: your feet for the whole film.

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Speaker 2: What wouldn't you look like the phrase great business.

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Speaker 3: You don't shark tank with that, They're going get out.

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Speaker 1: Mark Cuban is not investing in you. Sometimes you go trying.

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Speaker 2: To watch the movie because sometimes they get in like

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Speaker 2: gnarly bitch. You miss a bit of the dialogue. And

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Speaker 2: also I don't want to be there and seeing someone

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Speaker 2: else having a foot rop.

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Speaker 1: It's all dark, so you don't have to.

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Speaker 3: I'm aware of it. And it's smelly.

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Speaker 2: That's a smelly someone getting the lotion on their feet

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Speaker 2: and running. You'd have some older like patching again, oh,

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Speaker 2: going deeper deeper. And I'm trying to watch the Bob

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Speaker 2: Dinner movie.

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Speaker 1: I think if we experienced it, we would actually love.

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Speaker 4: There's a place at a time for everything and a foot

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Speaker 4: message in the gold close Gold class is not it?

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Speaker 1: Well, you're already reclining.

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Speaker 2: Say why don't are great on there for as hair

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Speaker 2: dresses in the dark at the cinema dentist, you're already reclining.

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Speaker 3: Colleges, You're already reclining. Why do not you have a

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Speaker 3: full service in there?

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Speaker 1: Up?

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Speaker 2: Reclining everything anything that can be done, reclining in the cinema.

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Speaker 1: I'll take it back to the.

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Speaker 3: Drawing real, Patsy. What if you could have a button

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Speaker 3: on the news desk? What's coming in? What are you getting?

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Speaker 2: Easy?

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Speaker 4: I'd have a coffee at whim. I don't have time,

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Speaker 4: I bet now, absolutely in the morning. I don't have

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Speaker 4: time to go out like I'm live doing news. I'm

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Speaker 4: under the pum.

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Speaker 1: You've already got that button. It's called the intercom to Rio,

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Speaker 1: where you get where you can call him at any time.

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Speaker 2: And when we were talking about that time massuse that

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Speaker 2: would come out.

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Speaker 3: That's Rio for you. So basically you want Rio as

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Speaker 3: a butler.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, actually that would be good.

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Speaker 3: At least once a week.

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Speaker 2: I see Rio sort of training behind you with a

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Speaker 2: load of boxes that you've obviously had Amazon delivered here.

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Speaker 3: It hasn't happened, but it has happened.

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Speaker 2: And of course it is some sort of butler bringing

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Speaker 2: your Amazon parcels.

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Speaker 4: And he's a strong man on the team.

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Speaker 1: It had to be perfectly. Remind you that you had

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Speaker 1: to do the news at six o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Chilling, I don't know the way the places went so funny

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Speaker 2: and true. That is how comedy works.

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Speaker 4: All right, you've got three minutes to go. We're two

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Speaker 4: minutes early today.

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Speaker 2: But what else would you be doing sat in front

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Speaker 2: of you terminal with all the news reports coming in

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Speaker 2: from around the world.

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Speaker 3: Why would you need a reminder to do the news

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Speaker 3: at six?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. It's just protocol. If you're going to

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Speaker 4: be early, say to the newswriter, Hey mate, we're a

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Speaker 4: little bit early. I haven't timed out correctly between the

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Speaker 4: five and six hour and so you're going to be

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Speaker 4: going in a bit early.

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Speaker 3: Another way, Patsy's put the blame back on us. We

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Speaker 3: haven't even started the show.

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Speaker 2: I'll accept sometimes I'm occasionally late for the news before

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Speaker 2: the show. That's the only one at six o'clock. There's

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Speaker 2: no excuse not for us to be running late.

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Speaker 3: We're not here.

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Speaker 2: We haven't started yet oping yet. All right, what would

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Speaker 2: it be for you pressed a button on your desk?

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Speaker 2: What would you get from

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast