WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO SHOW - 5th March 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.280 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.120 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.920 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.360 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:16.120 peoples today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.599 This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:42.400 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:43.760 on Part This is. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:50.440 I'm Laura, that's Brittany. It's the same every week, nothing's changed, 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.960 but this is our Saturday morning radio show. 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:57.080 It is this is while it's the nice little tight 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.360 package up edition of the radio show. We cut out 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.000 all the ads and we cut out the songs. We 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.160 just give you the really juicy content. We do have 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:05.600 some juicy content for you today. Everybody likes a tight 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:08.680 package I would like especially on Moni Gras. Oh yeah, look, 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:10.640 I mean when we're recording this, it is actually Mardi 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.640 Gras tonight. So there's a lot of Matigra content in 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.520 this radio show. It is a celebration that should not, 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.600 cannot and will not be ignored and we're very excited 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.160 for it. But we do have a couple of things 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.280 that we cover on Today's show. One of the big 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.800 ones is that this week on Tuesday, which you guys 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.440 will hear about on Tuesday episode, but because this is 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.800 the radio show, that kind of coincides with what's happening 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.760 next week. It's International Women's Day on March. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.600 Eight, which is Tuesday, and we wanted to take a 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:37.440 little moment to really acknowledge what an important day it is. 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:39.480 And we did all the segment on Today's radio show 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:43.760 where Britt and I both wrote letters to our youngest self. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.640 Without knowing what the brief was or who what the 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.760 other person wrote. We didn't know what the vibe was, 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:50.360 we didn't know how long it was. We were just like, lay, 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:51.960 what do you want to say to your fourteen year 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:52.480 old self? 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:53.440 Yeah? Oh yeah. 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:55.160 I tried to keep mine a little bit like at 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:56.320 a national radio level. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:57.920 I guess I was like, how. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.200 Deep do I want to go? How much of my 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:00.880 tortured song all do I want to bear? 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:02.880 So I kept mind a lot with more service level. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:04.680 And then Laura really brought home for us and I 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.480 cried on national radio. Everyone really did a home run. 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.480 No, I mean, it's like you're twenty's and your teens 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.000 are such hugely transformative times in your life, and it 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:14.639 was I don't know, it's kind of special to look 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:16.520 back and be like, if I could go back and 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.720 give myself a little bit of advice, what would that be? 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.639 Run Just don't care as much as you know, nothing matters. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.000 Everything that you think matters when you're fourteen doesn't matter 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:25.799 when you're thirty. Put it that way, one hundred percent. 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:28.720 But we also have some really great people phoning in. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.600 We speak to Anthony Collier. He was on goggle Box. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.399 Actually he's done every pretty. 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.560 Much every done every reality He's probably. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.480 Done the most reality shows, probably out of any Australian 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.240 celebrity when you think about it, he's almost done them, 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:43.600 besides The Bachelor, which he's not gonna do because he's 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:44.360 in a relationship. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:46.080 But besides that, I feel like he's touched on them 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.200 all totally. If he wasn't happily married, he would be 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.000 doing Maths and oh no, I shouldn say you would be. 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:51.919 But like, if he wasn't happily married, he might have. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.120 Also done those two, but he is. And we also 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.840 got to speak to Vanessa and Morossi, who fenders. Oh 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:58.960 my god, It's just like such a high school like 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:02.120 moment for us. She was so fucking big when we 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.000 were and she still is, but she was like that 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:05.920 time of like absolutely everybody. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:07.800 Yeah, it was like a real it's a real personal highlight. 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.400 Any of the real youngins that might be listening now 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.840 that don't know, I mean, like, if you don't know, 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:15.040 absolutely everybody the song by Vanessa and Morossie. I was 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:16.800 thirteen when it came out, so if you are younger 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:18.320 you might not. You might not have heard it, but 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.320 do yourself a favor. It is an absolute banger. 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:25.200 A little bit of it come on, which Turi's lurking 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:28.839 here in the background. No, that's not the right one. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:35.600 That this is the hit? Is this it is? 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.440 Okay? She threw it out of the bars. No one 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:48.360 needs to get that way. Okay. 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:49.760 If that doesn't put you in the mood for Martie 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:51.200 right tonight, then I don't know what will. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.080 It's such a great episode. We do an asking cut 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:54.680 as well, but that is all we're gonna tell. You're 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:56.600 gonna have to listen to the rest of the episode. 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:57.720 Let's get into it. 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.680 The Life on Cut radio show with. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:05.720 Britain Ladies Tuesday, March eighth, it's coming up. It's a 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.360 International Women's Day, which is a very exciting day. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.520 It is a very very big day, very important day, 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:13.640 and to celebrate we have well we've written letters to ourselves, 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.840 to our younger selves, but we were also asked to 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:16.320 write let. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:19.320 Us to actually but we did it with joy and 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:20.640 you believe you know what. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:24.120 I think International Women's Day is such an incredible day 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:27.120 to take stock of one how far we've come, Like, 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:28.960 you know, women, we can do it. I mean, I 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.800 we shouldn't say we can do anything. There's still a 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.359 lot of inequalities in different ways, but we can do it. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:36.120 But we live in such an incredible time like that, 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.760 we have so much agency over all different types of 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.760 career paths over whether we want to be mums or 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.680 not be mums. Like there's so much more choice now 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.560 and we live in such a great time for that. 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.159 So I think International Women's Day is a it's a 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.560 wonderful time to reflect on that, and it's also a 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.480 great time to like say thank you to the people 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.240 who have been impactful in your life. You know, the 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:56.240 women that have made a real difference, whether it's your mum, 0:04:56.279 --> 0:05:00.520 whether it's your boss, whoever it is, say maybe. 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.520 I missed missed the boat here, but I didn't. My 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:06.480 letter is not thanking anyone relate to my fourteen year 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:06.960 old self. 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:09.000 But also I think that that's it right, like you 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.320 as an adult now looking back and talking to your 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.719 fourteen year old self and saying like, these are the 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:15.720 lessons that I wish I could impart on you. You know, 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:17.760 you're going to be the leader to your fourteen year 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.120 old self that you wish your hat at the. 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.039 Time, Laura's got one. We'll do that later in the show. 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.640 But now, Britt, we'll turn our Microsoft and we'll sit 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.360 and we will we'll hear this letter that you penned 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:26.760 to your fourteen year old self. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.040 Yeah, and I just want to make a note. Laura 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:30.880 and I don't know the bibe of each other's letter. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:32.360 We don't know what we wrote. We don't know the length. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.599 We literally we both got the brief write a. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:35.520 Letter, so here we are. 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:37.160 Oh might cry. I tried to breathe my back and 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:39.400 then I started crying, and I was like, oh, dear God, 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:40.719 we're definitely not part all right. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.360 Your laptop died and maybe that was I couldn't read 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:43.599 it right. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:49.320 Dear Little brit I'm writing this, dear little Britain, Dear 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.760 Little Britain. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:52.640 Dear little Britt. 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:54.320 I'm writing this to you as I sit in a 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:58.080 studio behind a microphone with two great humans as co hosts. Because, 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:01.599 believe it or not, you have your own national radio show, 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.799 which came about because of the success of a podcast 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:05.839 you are going to start. 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.040 So I want to start by giving you a heads up. 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.520 Every report of every year of your entire youth. Your 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:14.160 teachers going to write Britt has a lot of potential, 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:15.120 but she seems. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:15.679 To talk too much. 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.840 So do you. I say, ignore those teachers and don't 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:22.240 stop talking, because one day that talking will allow you 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:25.040 to pay professional to do your eyebrows and your hair, 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:27.160 because you're going to have some real touch and go 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:31.480 do yourself moments over the years. Please please step away 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.760 from the tweezers and go to a professional. You're also 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:37.120 going to want to dye your hair blonde multiple times. 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:39.719 It would be my best advice to fight that urge. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:40.920 You are going to thank me later. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:42.680 Your path in love and. 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.400 Life is not going to be straightforward. In fact, you 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:47.760 will get lost many times on that journey. You're going 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.520 to go over a fair few speed bums, stumble across 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.479 your fair share of please turn back. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.039 This is a no. Three road signs. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.919 Dead ends are a recurrent theme in your life, but 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:59.240 it just means there's another route to get there. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:00.840 You've got to figure it out for yourself. 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:03.960 You're going to spend a lot of time on your own, traveling, 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.320 living and experiencing life solo. So independence is key, but 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:12.280 that's okay. Alone doesn't equate to lonely. Remember that you'll 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.640 be dumped on national TV by a man named after 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:21.200 an animal, by a sweet animal. This wasn't an ideal situation, 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.240 but it will give you a damn good story and 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.680 doesn't matter because Daddy didn't raise a quitter. 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:27.320 He raised an independent winner. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.320 And you also are going to love a rhyme at 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.560 the end of the day, do you step away from 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:32.160 the tweezers? 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:33.680 Love hard, work hard. 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:36.080 Talk hard, and laugh hard even though you laugh is 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:37.920 possibly the most questionable laugh you. 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:39.040 Ever hit the airwaves. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:43.280 PS Where Sunscreen Love Big brit I really like the 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:49.280 addition of a bit of bad Lurman, Yes, a little 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:50.080 bit of badz Lerman. 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:51.600 At the end, there was it. 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:55.480 I thought that thought trademark brittany where sunscreen. Oh No, 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:56.800 that was just because I just don't want to be 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:57.559 a wrinkly old woman. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:00.960 I feel like we all earn most lessons. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:03.040 That's the main takeaway from that. We'll do lauras later 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:06.920 in the show. 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:09.240 Fred Hockley and Laura Ben getting saucy for your Saturday morning. 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:12.240 On a Life on Cut radio show. Ladies. I'm excited, 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:13.120 as you know. It's Mardi Gras. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:16.360 It is, it is gay Christmas. It's time to celebrate 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:21.040 gay Christmas. Christmas it is. It's a celebration, baby. 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:22.960 I mean I think it's a bigger celebration than Christmas. 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:27.240 Really, amen, I'm very sparkles. Yeah, there's a lot more sparkles, and. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.000 For us, for people like us, you know who celebrate 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:32.560 gay Christmas. Us I am gay, the king of Mardi Gras, 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.720 and if Marti Gray is gay Christmas, then Santa Claus 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:39.839 is ethnically a himself, joins us on the line, welcome 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:41.079 to the show, Anthony. 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:42.400 How how how are we? 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:43.640 I was just. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:45.480 About to say, I was just try about to make 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:46.800 the joke. We just want to beat me to it? 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:47.280 Are there more? 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:47.400 Ho? 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:48.600 Ho is it Christmas? 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.960 Or Marni gral Oh. 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:55.200 Brittany Hockley, probably Christmas Anthony. 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.240 Welcomes to the radio show. It's so nice having you here. 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:58.959 But also we got to see you on our screens 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:00.960 this week with Bogs. 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:02.840 How was that for an experience? 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.920 That was definitely an experience we you know, it was 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:08.000 either going to work for our relationship or we're going 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.480 to end up in divorce because Tim and I have 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.240 spent a lot of time on the couch together in 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.760 the last two and a half years, and then when 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:18.360 this came along, I was just like, really do you 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:20.160 want to do? We really want to spend more time 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.800 on the couch together and then throw ourselves on national TV. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:24.880 But you know what, we got through it and we 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:26.520 didn't divorce, so that was good. I just had to 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:27.160 drink through it. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.280 So there was no fight, no fighting on the couch. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.320 There was a lot of fighting, to be honest, they 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:34.240 just didn't show it all. He burped, he farted, he 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.200 you know, he did everything. I'm glad that they only 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:38.520 showed the show did nice part. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.760 I mean to be fair, Like, you know, Tim's just 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:42.880 making himself quite comfortable in his own home. 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.000 He's got every right to Bourban Fight for as long 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:45.440 as he was. 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.559 It wasn't it wasn't actually our home because we had 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.679 to film it last week while we were in Queensland, 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.760 so we had to film it in a holiday home. 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.560 So our house is not beach bo ho, and that 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:58.679 was very beach bo ho. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:00.800 I think that this is like this is the smoking 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.160 mirrors of TV, right, Like I thought that part of 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.439 like the like the Voyeur Rhythm. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:08.120 Everyone that did hometowns and home visits and all. This 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.480 show I thought was something like Celebrity goggle Box. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:12.400 Not only was I watching it because I wanted to 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.360 obviously hear what you had to say about the TV shows. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.200 That gives you a bit of a pervy insight into 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:17.400 all the celebrities houses. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.319 I'm not meeting my holiday just to do a TV show. 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:23.000 Absolutely no, especially after the two years we've all had. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.320 This is not the first time you've been on reality TV. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:30.680 You are a bit of an expert. You have done 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.079 Australian Idol, You've done it. I'm a celebrity, Get me 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:36.240 out of here, Celebrity Apprentice, goggle Box, You've done a lot. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:39.000 I have a bunch of questions, but before I get 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.400 into them, I just want to say, what have you 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:41.800 got to do. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:42.800 To get on one of these shows? 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.840 Because no one ever asked Laura and myself, but you 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:46.320 seem to have been on every single one. 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:50.760 To sing to get on Idol, Britt, I have no idea. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.520 The thing is, though, I've never won any of them, 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:58.280 so I'm just loser, That's what I am. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:02.080 That's a right, I didn't win the Bachelor, right, what 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.640 do you reckon? Out of all the experience you've had 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.760 on reality TV? Now, which do you reckon? Was the 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.120 hardest show that you've done? 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:10.400 I'll probably say Celebrity, Get Me out of Here, But 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.600 that's probably my favorite that I've done. At the same time, 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.840 it was the hardest, and I hated the first week, 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.360 and then something sort of just clicked in my head 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:21.600 and I absolutely just went with it and it was 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.520 actually the most fun six and a bit weeks of 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:26.800 my life, to be honest, Apart from Idle that's a 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.920 completely different experience. But yeah, after Idol, I'd say Celebrity, 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:31.200 get me out of here? And you know, to be 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.640 able to walk away from that show with some really 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:36.959 like great friends and that I'm still friends with today's Yeah, 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:38.320 it was a really good show. I loved it. 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.360 I mean, that's actually really nice to hear, because we do. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:42.240 We have a laugh a lot at these shows, but 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:43.719 it's nice to come out of a friends if you know, 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:45.719 I got Laura out of the Bachelor franchise, not the 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:49.120 same series, but out of all of these shows, which one? 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:51.559 Because we often ask our guests this, but you've actually. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.800 Done them all? What did you get to pay the 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:54.320 most for? 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:58.040 Because great also wants to apply for that one, like 0:11:58.120 --> 0:11:59.640 hypothetically asking for a friend. 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:00.520 If someone's going. 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.680 To do one of these shows, what pays the most? 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:11.440 Don't do TV TV doesn't pay, but don't do anywhere. No, 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:13.520 you know, I'm not going to sit here and complain. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.480 You know, I've been very lucky, but I'm out of 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:16.960 all of them, I'm a celebrity. To get me out 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:17.800 of here, pay the most. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.600 You're also in there the longest, though, and you've got 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.679 to sacrifice the most, and then probably the food's not 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.160 very good. 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:26.200 You eat a lot of questions shocking, Like I literally 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.360 went in at sixty kilos. I tried to lose some 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:30.480 weight before I went in there, and I came out 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:33.600 at fifty four kilos. Like I was literally a happy 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:34.840 version of posh spice. 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:39.200 Oh all right, well let's go back to Marti Gras. 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:41.280 How do you celebrate Marti gra What are you getting 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:41.560 up to? 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:42.240 Well? 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.000 Can I be honest, I'm working my ass off all weekend. 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:48.240 I've got four shows over the weekend, so I won't 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:50.880 be able to celebrate Marti Gras because these four shows 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.120 were moved from last year. Anyone else is going to 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:56.920 have to celebrate for me, unfortunately, because I work a 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:57.440 little button. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.959 Well, it sounds like you have your own celebrations having there, 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:03.200 and if you have time, we'd love you to stick 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.480 around with us because we do another segment which is 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.400 called Headline and head Lies. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.840 Who why head lies? 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.320 So we bring you headlines that have been written about 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.000 you that are either real or fake. You need to 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:17.040 debunk them on the air force. So some are real 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:19.760 and some are fake. It's your job to differentiate the two. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:20.280 You get to go. 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.319 Okay, here we go, now, Anthony, being that you are 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:26.000 no stranger to reality TV, there are quite the number 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:26.880 of headlines about you. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.760 I don't want it to move a millimeter smoother than 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.520 a waxed apple skin and a non organic farmer's market. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:36.199 Anthony Kleia speaks on his forehead following visit to cosmetic 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.760 doctor Anthony, is that true or fake? 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.880 Oh no, The true part of that is that, yes, 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.640 my forehead is full of bowtops, but that is not 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:45.040 a tame. 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:47.760 Don't worry about it, so you don't refer to it 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.400 as the same as an organic farmer's market. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:57.120 Oh god, no, I'm not putting anything organic in my body. 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:59.719 In any capacity. All right. Anthony Khalia reveals that you 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:00.400 need way. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:04.079 He eats McDonald's chicken nuggets and it involves sucking. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.840 I don't know that the headline, but definitely the content 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:08.480 is correct. 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.440 Okay, well, can you explain to me how you suck 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:12.520 a chicken nugget? 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.439 Don't pay for a Saturday morning nadio show. I don't know. 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:19.240 No, you don't suck the chicken nugget. You suck the 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:23.160 sauce out of the sachet and then you put the 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:24.600 nugget in your mouth. 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:26.680 Why don't you just put the sauce on the nugget. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:27.720 That just makes too much, too. 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:30.360 Much sense, because I don't want to like get sauce 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.280 from the fingers, right, So. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.080 The sauce directly to the sauce literally directly into the 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:36.760 mouth and then the nugget into the mouth as well. 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:37.800 It's better straight the mouth. 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:45.640 Faces for TV, Anthony Klea and Tim Campbell are unrecognizable 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:50.400 as they debut their hilarious lockdown Lookousdown. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.120 Yeah, we did get up to some antiquing lockdown, so 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:55.200 maybe it's true. 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:56.120 It's actually true. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:59.440 Yeah, so somebody thinks someone thinks you look unrecognizable and hilarious, 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.240 But I think that's because you thought you were just normal. 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.160 But you're like, what am I talking about? Trying to say? 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.080 As well, I think that everybody who followed a long 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:11.360 social media during lockdown was thoroughly entertained by the updates, 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:15.560 also thoroughly entertained by just like the nighttime drinking routine. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:16.760 I think there was a little bit of like. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:19.720 Cocktail making in there, a little bit of shaky shake shake, well, 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:20.280 you know. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:22.800 Thanks to Dan Murphy and the job keeper that was. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.680 That was basically what the key thing is going. I'm 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.120 just like, oh, another job keeper paying, Okay, let's go 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:29.800 to Damn Memphy. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:34.200 Times are tough of these reality TV Golden You can 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.400 see Anthony on stage together again to a returns live 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.480 in twenty twenty two. We'll go out and see him. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.920 Life is brilliant. We'll see you soon on the stage 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.000 and I have fun. Mardigrat Anthony enjoyed. 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:45.720 Good luck this weekend. 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:51.480 This is the Life on cart radio show Ugly and 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.600 Laura ben monkis britt We did talk about something that 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.400 happened last week with your dog alive. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.600 I don't know. BRIT's got a beautiful what breed is she? 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:04.120 What dog? 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:08.360 The beautiful Australian Shepherd Delilah, the sweet as sweetest, most 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:12.280 aesthetically pleasing, beautiful little puppy. She has a great personality. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:16.280 I cannot falter except for one thing. Okay, I'm gonna 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.520 throw Delilah under a bus, not literally. I love her 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:23.360 as National Radio. If she was a human path. 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.240 Cut show, get canned. Well, Brittany threw a dog. 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:28.280 Under a bus, I would never I am obsessed with her. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.080 Last week, if you were listening to the show, I 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:33.840 spoke about something that my dog did. She escaped through 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:35.240 a little hole in my new house. I didn't know 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:35.560 it was there. 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:36.080 She got out. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.560 Somebody called me at ten thirty at night and they said, 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:40.680