Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a parent affair tonight. We're coming to you
Speaker 1: from my bedroom. Some things maka more sinse than others.
Speaker 2: Hitch is trained in gymnast One Commodore Games Gold in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: That his performance on the pommel Horse India Marcus, grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. Reckon.
Speaker 2: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in simlish.
Speaker 2: Drap luby perfect now his michtui and a happy one.
Speaker 2: You did I get a happy anniversary? Dahla oh?
Speaker 1: I had the happy birthday bed ready to go.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, double whammy. It's your birthday.
Speaker 1: Well, Alvin and the chipmus That's all I could find.
Speaker 1: It's royalty free. I don't like it, so it's gone out.
Speaker 2: Back to the show anyway. October fourth day, twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: This podcast kicked off, and then twenty five years ago
Speaker 2: on September thirty, first thirty thirty days half September. Yeah, yeah, cool,
Speaker 2: you were born. God what a special show today is?
Speaker 2: We said last week, we said that I was going
Speaker 2: to organize some birthday stuff. You were going to organize
Speaker 2: some anniversary stuff.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: So what have we been here?
Speaker 4: Just done nothing? Well I've got everyone your eyes, oh.
Speaker 1: Hallo, or a bottle of shand oh my god, the pink
Speaker 1: one too to match the show.
Speaker 2: Money bags too.
Speaker 1: I'm like this all rant.
Speaker 2: I would have been happy with floody passion, but no,
Speaker 2: hang on, be careful.
Speaker 5: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I bought plastic bags because we get very You know,
Speaker 2: there were some people in this in this office that
Speaker 2: weren't impressed when I opened that shaken bottle of coke.
Speaker 1: So I've got it.
Speaker 2: It's definitely not shaken up, is it? Hold it over
Speaker 2: the b I'm really scared.
Speaker 1: I did drive here the Harbor Bridge, so maybe there's
Speaker 1: all right, three or four two one? Happy one here.
Speaker 4: Broak the bag.
Speaker 2: And Jenny, you've stuck by it as our third wheel
Speaker 2: this whole.
Speaker 6: Time, but you go, I know, I can't believe I
Speaker 6: did it.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have any doubts in the start of Jenna?
Speaker 5: I still have doubts to.
Speaker 1: This is like a one year anniversary. Who hears had
Speaker 1: a one year anniversary a partner?
Speaker 2: Don't rub it in beautiful moment.
Speaker 1: What are we doing on the show?
Speaker 2: Actually, well, we are doing another Q and A. The
Speaker 2: last one we did for the end of season one
Speaker 2: did well and we didn't get through them all. So
Speaker 2: we've asked our listeners to send some moorings to celebrate
Speaker 2: our one year. Anything they might have wondered during our
Speaker 2: one year doing this bloody podcast. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Passing the she's in the middle.
Speaker 2: Here we go to I'm happy it's pink and everything.
Speaker 1: You know me so well, they didn't have yellow. That's
Speaker 1: just normal champagne. So make a pink to celebrate the
Speaker 1: colors of vigil and what a journey it's been.
Speaker 2: Should be remedi we'll reminisce later during the Q and A.
Speaker 2: I imagine, Oh wow, Now obviously it's your birthday as well.
Speaker 2: I've got a couple of things. I don't want to
Speaker 2: blow my load early, please, so there's a few things
Speaker 2: that I want to get through. Do you want to
Speaker 2: do like gifts now and then another surprise later.
Speaker 1: I've got gifts.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got a gift to start with, Jenny, did
Speaker 2: you get him something?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 2: Good? Okay, the plural works gifts.
Speaker 1: Yes, hold on, Jenna, sounds lovely. I did. I got
Speaker 1: him gift in yours? Is I got your gift?
Speaker 2: Well, I've been saying the last couple of weeks that
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how you're going to feel about it
Speaker 2: because it's not something that I would have imagined you
Speaker 2: would ask for. But it's something I feel right you
Speaker 2: should have.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 1: I get very awkward asking for gifts. Even Mam was like,
Speaker 1: what do you want this year?
Speaker 8: Am?
Speaker 1: I just buy everything I want exactly.
Speaker 2: That's the problem.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be our headset the other day. Watching
Speaker 1: on YouTube. The next day it was there. Amazon expressed it.
Speaker 1: I haven't used it once, but I wanted it.
Speaker 2: Why did you want it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Some YouTuber had it.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it is. Here's your present.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we have gift giving news.
Speaker 2: No, it's fine, here we go.
Speaker 1: It's not a tea towl it's for sure.
Speaker 2: No, it's not a tea towel. Party hats just for
Speaker 2: the end of the vibe if anyone want.
Speaker 1: And I'm downing the shandan.
Speaker 2: I shot a pink one.
Speaker 1: Oh oh you take green? What it's left over?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yellow, gold, perfect? Toss it this way.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the gifts open up. Let's not mark around here.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: What's ridiculous about it? There's many, Yes.
Speaker 4: There's plural.
Speaker 5: It's a beautiful gift.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, look at it?
Speaker 1: Was this an earring?
Speaker 2: It's a butt plug training kit. You'll work your way
Speaker 2: up in size. Now I know you're one of those.
Speaker 2: I'm a top only say that that it It just
Speaker 2: it makes me sad to think that there's so many
Speaker 2: men out there that will never experience the malg sport.
Speaker 2: I know that you're one of those. Oh the back
Speaker 2: doors that an exit, not an entrance.
Speaker 1: These are all your words.
Speaker 2: No that we've had this yours.
Speaker 1: You didn't get these off marketplace?
Speaker 7: Did you?
Speaker 1: The brand?
Speaker 2: Their brand new. Now here's where it gets really interesting.
Speaker 1: Going to open the smallest one here.
Speaker 2: When you ask me where I got it from. People
Speaker 2: can actually buy this exact butt plug kit and it's
Speaker 2: named after you.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 2: I'm just going to hand you a print out here.
Speaker 2: This is the is it Just Me sex Shop. What
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. Everyone had to at your cervix
Speaker 2: dot store. My housemate Jordan set up his own sex
Speaker 2: toy shop, and there's an is It Just Me range?
Speaker 2: So we have the Cheery butt plug kids, the Cheery Special.
Speaker 2: We have Mitchell's Clever corn for your corn hole, Oh dear,
Speaker 2: which is a dildo. It's got like, you know, a
Speaker 2: corn light consistency to it. And then over the page, well,
Speaker 2: Jenna's range. That's what we've got, the goodness Jenna's Medieval
Speaker 2: chastity Bell. And then we've got a cat mask Jenna
Speaker 2: after Dark. And then the last one, this is the
Speaker 2: most exciting, bearing exciting. It's called Jenna's Junk. You pay
Speaker 2: fifteen dollars and it's a lucky dip so it's like
Speaker 2: a mystery surprise sex toy. You select whether you got male,
Speaker 2: female or surprise me, and then for fifteen bucks, we'll
Speaker 2: find out what junk Jenna's got in her trunk. It'll
Speaker 2: be sent your way as a surprise, and there's a
Speaker 2: lot of junk in there.
Speaker 1: Sure as we've seen it, this product is simple. Jenna
Speaker 1: has a lot of junk in and trunk and we
Speaker 1: need to get rid of it. Look at the chastity bells.
Speaker 1: That was like something you walk a rough dog with.
Speaker 5: That's what we have in medieval time.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did, but it's twenty twenty. Jenna after Dark. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like some sort of dog mask. No, it's a
Speaker 1: cat jury special. My god, this one's tiny. Look at it. God,
Speaker 1: I'd sit down on that one. I get lost inside
Speaker 1: of me. I was listening at home. Waity gens looks
Speaker 1: like a push pop, like a ring a ring pop.
Speaker 1: It's got a very thick silicon band, and then it
Speaker 1: sort of goes up really thin, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden it looks like pingu's head, a little penguin
Speaker 1: claymation thing.
Speaker 2: You can go see what it looks like at your
Speaker 2: Cervix stops store. What a lovely gift our listeners have
Speaker 2: been asking for merch. Well, this is sort of somewhere
Speaker 2: in that direction. We've got our own sex toy range.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine to have my face on it.
Speaker 1: Put me in here. That is a beautiful gift. Thank you, Michel.
Speaker 2: That not what you were expecting, not at all. I
Speaker 2: was draining kit and it's also were available for purchase.
Speaker 1: I thought I was getting an audie. Thank you, Jenner?
Speaker 1: Are you involved in this?
Speaker 5: I was away?
Speaker 1: Is your some sort of pran? It's a mulshandon. After that,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to.
Speaker 2: Ask Jordan whose sex toy sells the most?
Speaker 1: Yeah? True? Is this all live now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is? Thank you? What a beautiful gift. They'll tell
Speaker 1: my children about this.
Speaker 2: There's a happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I might use these as earrings. Am I
Speaker 1: getting your gift now? Yes?
Speaker 5: Okay, I got your two gifts?
Speaker 1: Oh lovely? Okay, sorry, that's fine. Was it big big
Speaker 1: w bank? She went all out?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I paid fifteen cents with.
Speaker 1: This bad I'm sure he did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice wrapping a fifteen cent fucking big dub.
Speaker 1: Bagh lucky me?
Speaker 6: Shut up?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? What's this?
Speaker 4: FS one?
Speaker 5: Is you and I can still?
Speaker 1: Jenna?
Speaker 2: Almost god everything. You must have a lot of faith
Speaker 2: in your friendship with him to think that he's going
Speaker 2: to hang up a giant photo of you two.
Speaker 1: You better body believe this will be on the front door.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm jealous. I done that.
Speaker 1: This is when Jenna and I were in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: It the Canta's Daily home of Homeland.
Speaker 2: Well, you're in and out as we know.
Speaker 1: Correct now. The second one, my apartment's very small. You've
Speaker 1: seen it after Find Space.
Speaker 4: Thank you? Yes, No part two.
Speaker 6: The second one's a bit more fun.
Speaker 2: So, God, there there was so much dead I know.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to give you the bag.
Speaker 1: She's like, she's reading against a witness that killed her son.
Speaker 2: And what you've done to well okay, never forgive you.
Speaker 1: Yep, whatever, Okay, thank you, thank you very much. It's live,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Pretty good?
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: It's a magic have the love of God is a
Speaker 2: magical lover.
Speaker 1: Marvin's magic Hat, Magic made easy.
Speaker 4: Cancel everything we had played?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going Wow. Designed especially for budding magician children. Okay,
Speaker 1: this exciting collection of easy to perform magic tricks. This
Speaker 1: superb introduction into the fascinating world of magic for children.
Speaker 1: So mentioned children twice. Wow, this is phenomenal.
Speaker 2: There's something about you that reallys being a magician. Was
Speaker 2: staring at you and I was like, wow, have I
Speaker 2: never thought of it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. It's one of the
Speaker 1: hats that pops up and down.
Speaker 4: Wow. Who has a rabbit.
Speaker 1: If you're listening and have a rabbit. Donate it to
Speaker 1: a show.
Speaker 4: I'll care for it.
Speaker 1: This is the best gift I've ever been given. Someone
Speaker 1: bought me a star.
Speaker 2: Who bought you with my uncle? What does that even mean?
Speaker 1: He said, a staff for a star.
Speaker 2: It was very nice.
Speaker 4: This acquires assembly.
Speaker 2: Shit, I don't know. It's no, it's no three piece
Speaker 2: butt plug training. It's okay.
Speaker 1: This is this requires assembly. I'll do it.
Speaker 4: The butts falling on the ground.
Speaker 1: Guys, this has been the best best two gifts I've
Speaker 1: ever received him.
Speaker 2: Well you wait, I've got another surprise on the way
Speaker 2: for you. Okay, I'll get into it later on. We've
Speaker 2: got to do ourms first.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, sorry, Can I have a top up?
Speaker 2: Just quietly, of course? But I am my father's.
Speaker 1: Son, and you take the bottle done. If you knew here,
Speaker 1: that would have been confusing. But this is how we
Speaker 1: start the show every week since show number one a
Speaker 1: year ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got a year's worth of binging if you
Speaker 2: knew here.
Speaker 1: By the way, welcome, Welcome to the club. Is it
Speaker 1: just me? The core of the show. We call them igems.
Speaker 1: It's a made up word, but for God's sake, get
Speaker 1: around it. It's something we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I both do one. Jenna occasionally throws one
Speaker 1: in the mix, and neither of us know what we're
Speaker 1: about to say. For the I think, did you do
Speaker 1: the first of it? Oh?
Speaker 2: God, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I think I may. Yeah, why don't we just stick tradition?
Speaker 1: You go first and then I'll go second, just because
Speaker 1: I'm so traditional, you know, I mean my wife call
Speaker 1: that's tradition, Jenna. Yeah. Actually, if we're following tradition, you're
Speaker 1: out behind the glass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we should send it nothing there?
Speaker 1: Are we ready to start the one year anniversary show
Speaker 1: of is it just me?
Speaker 2: Let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you instantly become deeply ashamed of how fugly you
Speaker 2: are when you're looking at yourself in the hairdresser mirror?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, yeah, there's no greater hell ah, what.
Speaker 2: Is it about those fucking mirrors? I literally got a
Speaker 2: haircut like two hours ago. This is fresh, This is fresh.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you look great, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's tied up. I always have to tie it up
Speaker 2: for the first week or so, you know, you know,
Speaker 2: there's like a week between a good and a bad hair.
Speaker 2: So I got up this morning, I popped on a
Speaker 2: bit of tinted moisturizer to make myself feel more awake,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, damn, look at you go, bitch, you
Speaker 2: look great today. Went to work, went to the hairdresser
Speaker 2: after work, sat down and went, you are disgusting. You
Speaker 2: are revolting. I just can't what is it about those mirrors.
Speaker 1: I don't know what do they do? So they like,
Speaker 1: high welcome, will take you to the basin and they
Speaker 1: washed your hair fully.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so your hair was wet.
Speaker 1: And did they put a towel around your neck?
Speaker 2: I don't understand how this is relevant, but yes.
Speaker 1: That can accentuate the neck fat, not that you have
Speaker 1: any do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's actually that's actually my concern, right because,
Speaker 2: as I've mentioned on this show, I went on a
Speaker 2: psychiatric recess recently, and so I've been put on antidepressants
Speaker 2: for the first time, and they mentioned that one of
Speaker 2: the side effects may be weight gain, and so I've
Speaker 2: kind of just been wearing a lot of oversized jumpers
Speaker 2: and avoiding my reflection for the last couple of months.
Speaker 2: But when I was kind of just forced to glare
Speaker 2: at my own reflection for some half an hour or so,
Speaker 2: I just looked at myself and went, fuck, you look
Speaker 2: like Princess Fiona in ogre form at the moment.
Speaker 1: Don't you.
Speaker 2: I used to be the human form of Princess Fiona,
Speaker 2: are now on the ogre version.
Speaker 1: Well, the antidepressants clearly aren't working.
Speaker 2: That they might be, because I was like, but I
Speaker 2: don't really care.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go, all right, you know what, Just
Speaker 1: so for what it's worth, you don't look fat, done
Speaker 1: and thank you? Wow? Is that the only side effect
Speaker 1: you've noticed?
Speaker 2: Oh, there's been a few, but they're usually only at
Speaker 2: their worst when you first start taking the antidepressants. No,
Speaker 2: I didn't get the headaches. I got the nausea. I'd
Speaker 2: get that in random ways. So I'd just be sitting
Speaker 2: at my desk and be like and like, there's a
Speaker 2: couch in my other audio producer booths and I'd just
Speaker 2: be like, I'm back and lie down. They knew, They're like,
Speaker 2: oh god, Mitch, just medication.
Speaker 1: The pregnant bitch. Everyone in sales running off to vomit.
Speaker 1: That with me.
Speaker 2: It didn't It wasn't too bad there was only one
Speaker 2: day that I had off work because of the Nauda
Speaker 2: because I was just like that seems to have settled.
Speaker 2: Also drowsiness, but I was drowsy before these medications, so
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's actually affected me or not.
Speaker 1: Those got to be a couple more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's different for everyone.
Speaker 5: I've been on it for like ten years.
Speaker 6: Really, I'm pretty sure I couldn't sleep for like a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, MITCHI well, this is a problem. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming there might be a problem that maybe only
Speaker 1: Mitch can have. Jenna, maybe a problem that Mitch could
Speaker 1: have that you can't have because of things that that
Speaker 1: you don't have it I have. So yeah, so Mitch
Speaker 1: and I have one mind substantially, I'm sure much begger.
Speaker 1: But yeah, because you and Mitch. I'm just asking because
Speaker 1: I've asked Mayo Clinic and they say that maybe sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know, the hose link might have a kink in it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I just thought.
Speaker 2: No other side effects, all right, So you want me
Speaker 2: to talk about that.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is a safe space. And if you've come
Speaker 1: to that natural conclusion on your own and you want
Speaker 1: to bring it up with two friends, then go for it.
Speaker 2: We've spoken about this off the air and we've been.
Speaker 1: She'd be fine with me bringing it up.
Speaker 2: Sure, I was going to talk about it on the
Speaker 2: podcast one day, but I wasn't going to make that today.
Speaker 2: I may as well. I'm here now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got some shu Hi. Another drink, Jen, I'll
Speaker 1: give him some more shand on, come on, save space
Speaker 1: cheers one year. We're proud of you. I'll set the mood.
Speaker 2: Set the mood. So they said to me, they said
Speaker 2: to me when they first gave me this medication, one
Speaker 2: of the side effects may be sexual dysfunction. And I
Speaker 2: was like, no worries, I'm not exactly out the hilking up.
Speaker 2: It's COVID correct. And then and then you know, started
Speaker 2: you know, being active, and they were like, no worries,
Speaker 2: it's all good. We can give you medication to combat
Speaker 2: that side effect. And I just shut I know, And
Speaker 2: I remember saying I Mitch, I was like, guess what,
Speaker 2: age twenty four and I'm already taking viagra.
Speaker 1: You don't know how hard for me to not mention it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been wanting to fucking bring it up because
Speaker 2: he's like, do you realize the mocking opportunities that I
Speaker 2: have at my disposal. Here you're taking my agra.
Speaker 1: Poor thing is on viagra.
Speaker 2: I would just suffer in silence and just cop the
Speaker 2: sexual dysfunction.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: And we actually should say we're not mocking this because
Speaker 1: for good.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's pretty funny, though, I'm very happy for
Speaker 2: you to joke about it.
Speaker 1: We're laughing at you. We're not laughing at people that
Speaker 1: actually need. But I doubt there's any eight year olds
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. That's why it's hilarious. Oh my god, god, fuck.
Speaker 2: This podcast makes me sound so desirable. Two weeks ago,
Speaker 2: I was talking about how I hate come and now
Speaker 2: I'm being like, I'm on sexual dysfunction medication formal line.
Speaker 1: Gents, Oh you hate can't but your dick doesn't work?
Speaker 1: Isn't that I just the irony of it all.
Speaker 2: But also I didn't realize, you know how in the
Speaker 2: movies they make it look like if you take a viagra, yeap,
Speaker 2: it like uncontrollable boner. No, not the case. You still
Speaker 2: require sorry, that's the champagne. You still require arousal to
Speaker 2: get it up. So it's kind of like you've.
Speaker 1: Got the car yea.
Speaker 2: And the viagra is the key you turn the key on,
Speaker 2: But if there's still no petrol in the car, it's
Speaker 2: not going to turn on. So you still require some
Speaker 2: sort of like you can't You're not just going to
Speaker 2: get a fucking bone for no reason. You still need
Speaker 2: to be turned on.
Speaker 1: That's a good analogy. Yeah, but the only reason the
Speaker 1: car's broken in the first place is because you put
Speaker 1: the wrong petrol in its of what's happening, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: how did you realize too? When was the moment that
Speaker 1: you went hello?
Speaker 2: It was more just a safeguard, but I did have
Speaker 2: if we're going to be full disclosure, I did take
Speaker 2: it on one hook up and it didn't kick in
Speaker 2: until because I didn't realize that it was basically a
Speaker 2: I'm going to drop in and hook up and then
Speaker 2: I got to go, I've got somewhere to be. I
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, I don't know how long it takes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, So you didn't really know how it worked
Speaker 1: in the time frame.
Speaker 2: I also didn't know what dosage to take, and so
Speaker 2: after it was gone, I was red. But no he was.
Speaker 2: It wasn't awkward. He was like, oh, okay, that's fine,
Speaker 2: Like he was. I told him straight up. I was like,
Speaker 2: just so you know, I've got medication that's sucking my
Speaker 2: performance at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're proud of you. We love you.
Speaker 2: It's a safe Why are you saying you're proud of me?
Speaker 2: Like I've just admitted to like I don't know, like
Speaker 2: I've just come out.
Speaker 1: Because I want you to know that judgment. Oh have
Speaker 1: you know that I almost had to go on viagra
Speaker 1: for a small period.
Speaker 2: What do you mean almost?
Speaker 1: Well, they prescribed it and then we found the problem.
Speaker 2: What was the problem?
Speaker 1: Because I thought I was losing my hair and I
Speaker 1: went on propicia hair loss pills. I wasn't losing my hair.
Speaker 1: I was paranoid that I was.
Speaker 2: Going to gee'z how important is your hair to you?
Speaker 2: That you took preventative pill.
Speaker 1: It's all I've got.
Speaker 2: And so these hair loss pills, they were a bony Killerer.
Speaker 1: They made me limp. I wasn't in a relationship, but
Speaker 1: I'm like, nothing's working down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stopped it.
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor and I'm like, it's not working.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's the propechia. It's a side effect. Because
Speaker 1: ninety year old men take this tablet. So he's like,
Speaker 1: we can give you viagra and you can be on both.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you forget it. I'll just I'll
Speaker 1: just lose my hair. My hair is sticker than ever.
Speaker 1: All right, good, I should we do mine? Sure, here
Speaker 1: we go. That was a hard one for you to
Speaker 1: get That was a hard one for you to get
Speaker 1: through it.
Speaker 5: That was very hard.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 2: I imagined when I spoke about this on the podcast,
Speaker 2: it would be funny and you would be like taking
Speaker 2: the piss out of me. But you've been like, we
Speaker 2: support you, and I'm like, guys, I don't care, Like
Speaker 2: I figure, God, I wish I found I wish I
Speaker 2: knew I was talking about this today. There's like a
Speaker 2: quote from Lady Gaga talking about there's no shame in
Speaker 2: taking medication as long as you work alongside medical professionals
Speaker 2: to like make your life easier, it's fine. So I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't care if I'm on.
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that it's a safe
Speaker 1: space and we love you. But maybe I went too soft.
Speaker 5: Don't you Because it's a hard topic.
Speaker 1: It's a very hard topic, you know. But I'm glad
Speaker 1: it came to a head. You're right.
Speaker 2: I feel much more at ease after speaking about this.
Speaker 2: I was so stiff before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tough pill to swallow. It really is tough. Wait, sorry,
Speaker 1: I need to do mine, but I've got so many questions.
Speaker 1: When are you actually going to try it for the
Speaker 1: first time?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, i'll let you know.
Speaker 2: Put it that way.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, we're gonna do like a grip text or something.
Speaker 2: I figure you'll be waiting with keen interest. Did the
Speaker 2: hacker work.
Speaker 1: I'll be at your house if you want me to know,
Speaker 1: I can career the tablet over See.
Speaker 2: This is the thing. I wanted to talk about this
Speaker 2: after I've used it, so I can reflect on the experience.
Speaker 1: So we can before and after pictures on Astagram.
Speaker 2: What do they call this in the radio?
Speaker 1: It's a story arc, just like this, like it's floppy
Speaker 1: dear up and down the climate climber.
Speaker 2: For God's sake, just take it away?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do you feel really sorry for
Speaker 1: the poor florists that have to write pet names on
Speaker 1: the cards that people create when they send flowers to
Speaker 1: and from their significant others. I got flowers for my
Speaker 1: birthday today lovely, beautiful haired. My partner adore him so sweet.
Speaker 1: There was a pet name on there, right, or just like.
Speaker 2: A lovely name that you know that he had a
Speaker 2: pet name for you.
Speaker 1: We have heat. I'm one of those people that just
Speaker 1: throw nicknames around, like I call you JJ, called you
Speaker 1: J I forgot. I just make nicknames out of nothing.
Speaker 1: I just like doing it. I think it's fun. So
Speaker 1: I have so many names for him, but the one
Speaker 1: that's I don't even want to say it is so cringe.
Speaker 1: Say no, there's one. We call each other boob, like
Speaker 1: like a boob, like a woman's breast. I guess both.
Speaker 2: If you have nil interests in boob.
Speaker 1: Monkey see monkey doo? Is that two of them boob?
Speaker 1: We call each other boob and then it's gone to
Speaker 1: boobolina and it's just it goes. Stop it as a
Speaker 1: safe space. If Mitch can talk about his limb dick
Speaker 1: and we don't laugh, and I can talk about a
Speaker 1: pet name for my loving partner and big you do it.
Speaker 1: It might be a girl. No one knows.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what's your gay boyfriend's other pet names for you?
Speaker 1: So their name when she was in high school, I
Speaker 1: call it Bobolina, Boobanellabella, boobsy just it's just variables of boobs.
Speaker 2: Anyway, when did that start?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I also call him many other call
Speaker 1: him dem liked em and that goes to demoi.
Speaker 2: Can you use the inner sentence?
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, yeah, hey, boobs, have you started dinner? No?
Speaker 2: But the damn what's that one?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Damn, damn damn.
Speaker 2: Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1: It's not weird.
Speaker 5: Why damn listen here?
Speaker 1: You two wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: Last time we were hanging out with Hate and I
Speaker 2: heard you say something to him and it was so gross,
Speaker 2: because you know how you call Jenna j this the
Speaker 2: first letter you were like, you write H, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's h.
Speaker 1: Yeah my HSI you teacher? Used to really HSI, you teacher?
Speaker 2: You call your your fucking gay boyfriend hate?
Speaker 1: Yeah? H that's how it good.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So did he write tit in the card?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He just wrote Boobolina and I saw it and
Speaker 1: I went got the poor fucking flores so had to
Speaker 1: sit there and I've got.
Speaker 4: It a lot of the two fagots England.
Speaker 2: No, I think that's quite gender neutral. Actually, Booboleina your
Speaker 2: internalized homophobia would have been thrilled.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, that's not really I'm just saying that was
Speaker 1: a choke. I mean the boobolina is the funny part. Dearest,
Speaker 1: Oh calf, you come over. It's the best one this week.
Speaker 1: Put it on the wall. Like, what would imagine cringing?
Speaker 1: Imagine the ship that they have to write on cards.
Speaker 2: High schnook them, Yeah, dearest.
Speaker 1: Snot pot Like, imagine some of the stupid names I'd
Speaker 1: have to write. Also, what if there was like some
Speaker 1: concerning ones like my little Murderer? Like, I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a very funny story as to why that's hilarious. So
Speaker 1: I thought, why don't we call a florist.
Speaker 2: I always end up making a phone call.
Speaker 1: I put a call out on the Instagram. You probably
Speaker 1: saw it, and I wanted a florist. So this is
Speaker 1: a follower of our she's a forest and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get her. Okay, So we're not.
Speaker 2: Just cold calling some innocent business. That's good.
Speaker 1: No, she knows, she knows what's her name, So it's
Speaker 1: Bree but the cheese.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello that blue castello.
Speaker 1: Mitch said, I said her name is brew and he says, hi,
Speaker 1: Blue Costello. We're going through different cheeses. We have Mercy
Speaker 1: Valley on the line, high Mercy Colby.
Speaker 5: Colby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good name.
Speaker 2: Sorella, you're a floris, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, that Monticito. I don't know that a cheese. It
Speaker 1: sounds like one. You're a florist, replied to my DM.
Speaker 1: I just want to know, right, So I'm talking about
Speaker 1: Mitch is pouring a Sando. Sorry in the middle of
Speaker 1: a phone call with Brie. Sorry, what's the weirdest thing
Speaker 1: that someone has written on a card for their significant
Speaker 1: other that you've had to handwrite and not laugh through?
Speaker 3: Like they're pretty cliche and pain mostly, but there has
Speaker 3: been a couple of times that they get pretty fun.
Speaker 3: Like one time I think it was a joke, but
Speaker 3: it was like, oh okay, it was like happy anniversary
Speaker 3: to my little calm dumpster.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean you had to pick up a pen,
Speaker 2: write that, pick up a Parker.
Speaker 1: Wow, So a dumpster is such so volume for come
Speaker 1: just a bottle cap and do anyway?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 1: What else? Anything else?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Oh, we kind of have this shoke that like cheating
Speaker 3: husbands sort of pay our way through taste. But there
Speaker 3: was one there was at this one time, and the
Speaker 3: car itself was suss, but okay, it was kind of like, hello, baby,
Speaker 3: I love you. I'm so glad you can trust me.
Speaker 3: Like the car was a bit suss, but then the
Speaker 3: delivery instructions were really fark Oh it was yeah, they
Speaker 3: had in it. They were like, go to this address,
Speaker 3: but check the driveway and if you see a MASDA,
Speaker 3: don't knock on the door. Or if you hear a
Speaker 3: male voice, don't knock on the door.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god. I would have done the opposite
Speaker 2: of if I had a male voice. It would have
Speaker 2: been like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyone delivery from a male to a you started your
Speaker 1: own YouTube channel and just film that. That would have
Speaker 1: gone viral.
Speaker 3: Bree Oh I know, but I just I don't have
Speaker 3: the heart for it anyway.
Speaker 1: Question Sorry, I had.
Speaker 2: More questions for her. I just got hooked on that topic.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I should call back. Yeah, this first time we're calling
Speaker 1: back someone after sorry tunneling. Hello, Oh sorry, Mitch. I
Speaker 1: got mad at me because he was so interested in
Speaker 1: the story and he wasn't ready for the sorry tunnel.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was hooked. I have so many
Speaker 2: more questions about this, Like I never realized that the
Speaker 2: career of a florist could be so controversial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, god questions.
Speaker 2: Obviously there's the common ones like you know, anniversaries, birthday
Speaker 2: stuff like that. What's like a weird occasion you've had
Speaker 2: to deliver flowers for?
Speaker 3: Well, like everyone talks about the birthdays and anniversary So
Speaker 3: there's actually so much death. Oh yeah, and it's not
Speaker 3: just condolences that people usually kind of put their heart
Speaker 3: out on the line. They were like, you have his eyes.
Speaker 3: I missed her so much. I can't stop listening to
Speaker 3: that voice, Like they get so intense with the death one.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: God, I've always wondered if I'd be the sort of
Speaker 2: person to call because like touch would I've never had
Speaker 2: to deal with any like major grief of someone I'm
Speaker 2: close with, like you know, my piano teacher died, but
Speaker 2: nothing like not like my you know, close relatives. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: when I be the sort of person that calls their
Speaker 2: voicemail to realism.
Speaker 1: Oh, I remember my mom when my grandfather died. So
Speaker 1: her dad died and she just called the mum's number
Speaker 1: because my grandmother is still alive. My nan, but his
Speaker 1: voicemail was on the other other hand, So she called
Speaker 1: the nan to be are we going to go for lunch?
Speaker 1: And he answered and like driving, and like she just
Speaker 1: like had this massive moment because it was the first
Speaker 1: time she had heard his voice in months. Oh god,
Speaker 1: it's tragic, my income. Yeah, very true. Have you ever
Speaker 1: had to deal with anyone like write a card? This
Speaker 1: is completely off the top of my head. Maybe for
Speaker 1: someone who's taking whose penis doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Oh why making you in the market?
Speaker 1: Oh no, well, one of the Mitches is Mitch Mitches.
Speaker 1: He's fine with mich on viagra.
Speaker 2: I just opened up about my sexual dysfunction on account
Speaker 2: of my antidepressants. But anyway, how's your day?
Speaker 1: What would you what would you write if someone said, Hey,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's got VIAGRAA give him some petunias to cheer
Speaker 1: him mart right, whatever you want, be creative. What would
Speaker 1: you write, Bret?
Speaker 3: Something to cheer you up because your fella can't get up?
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, he's very good.
Speaker 1: That's really good. That's good.
Speaker 3: That's why I makes a big bug.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, it can just not when I want
Speaker 2: it anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But what would you write? I think I'd write,
Speaker 1: don't be down because your dick is down. That's nice,
Speaker 1: that's lovely. I think that's sweet.
Speaker 2: I'd send a slab of cement and say, Harden the
Speaker 2: fuck up.
Speaker 3: What about putting the fun in dysfunction?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'm putting that on my Instagram bio. You
Speaker 2: are a genius.
Speaker 1: Hey, you peckerin overcome an other child. I appreciate it,
Speaker 1: say Bray, I've learnt so much.
Speaker 2: Oh ah, that's incredible story she's got.
Speaker 1: Sorry, well, oh that was brilliant. Well done, Bray, you're
Speaker 1: listening to Is it just me? Hey? Liter, it's your
Speaker 1: boyfriend Hayden here.
Speaker 10: I just want to wish you a happy twenty fifth birthday.
Speaker 10: I hope you have an incredible day. You absolutely deserve it.
Speaker 10: You know, in the past two years, I feel like
Speaker 10: you have surprised me and done so many wonderful, romantic gestures,
Speaker 10: and it makes me so incredibly happy that I get
Speaker 10: to sort of return the favor in this sort of way.
Speaker 10: You know, you've made me an incredibly happy person for
Speaker 10: the past two years. You've given me some of the
Speaker 10: best years of my life, and honestly, I just cannot
Speaker 10: wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
Speaker 1: I love you so much.
Speaker 10: Can you hurry up and come home and speak a
Speaker 10: a fortnite? Okay, great, amazing, I love you so much.
Speaker 1: Have a good rest of the show back. That's so sweet.
Speaker 2: Surprise.
Speaker 1: Why did you do that? Oh you go? I'm crying,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm so single.
Speaker 1: Why did you do that? It's really nice because oh
Speaker 1: you're actually I'm scared of the size of the butt plug.
Speaker 1: Just keep.
Speaker 2: The poor thing.
Speaker 1: Would have been so nervous to is that his first take?
Speaker 1: Ho what he takes it? He would have gone to
Speaker 1: the bedroom to do it as well.
Speaker 2: I did say last week that I was going to
Speaker 2: get him on the podcast in one way or another.
Speaker 2: You did because he and I had already teed this
Speaker 2: shit up well beforehand.
Speaker 1: You who hated each other? Mitch secrets? God with me?
Speaker 2: What did he say to make you think that just joking,
Speaker 2: never hated?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Well, the surprises don't end their Darla, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, what it's just twenty five guys.
Speaker 2: Well, look, it's your birthday, like we said, and you
Speaker 2: did mention that you just buy yourself everything you want,
Speaker 2: so I can't get you a gift.
Speaker 1: I don't want anything, so I thought I'll give.
Speaker 2: Him an experience. And I thought, okay, what's an experience
Speaker 2: that I know for a fact Mitch always enjoys. And
Speaker 2: the answer is an ego boost. And so I've gotten
Speaker 2: a whole bunch more voice messages from people who wanted
Speaker 2: to send their well wishes to you, including our listeners,
Speaker 2: the Endurant idiots. Oh that's why I kicked you out
Speaker 2: of the Facebook group the other day.
Speaker 4: I was so mad at that.
Speaker 2: He was like, did you kick me out of my
Speaker 2: own group? And I wrote in the group.
Speaker 1: Guys, fuck you the way, hurry up, mom and anger,
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, what is happening.
Speaker 2: But as well as our listeners, I also reached out
Speaker 2: to Mitch Nation. Oh yes, they heard your Harry Styles
Speaker 2: interview on the radio. They're like, we actually like this
Speaker 2: host a lot, and so now they're die hard fans
Speaker 2: of yours. I reached out to one of them and said, hey,
Speaker 2: start a group chat without him, And holy fuck, do
Speaker 2: I regret that they talk a lot? Don't they?
Speaker 1: Oh? There's a NonStop banter with those ones.
Speaker 2: I had to meet the conversation. My phone was like hmmmmmm.
Speaker 1: Not muting them.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I wanted to reach out to all these people,
Speaker 2: give them the opportunity. And as it turns out, quite
Speaker 2: a few people sent messages in. I didn't have the
Speaker 2: heart to cut any of them. So it's there's quite
Speaker 2: a few. But I figure it's a podcast I've been
Speaker 2: and it's more that can fucking fast forward second skip
Speaker 2: function the incognito grab that I gave you, it says
Speaker 2: I jim throwback grab. I said, Oh, I've got to
Speaker 2: throw back to play later. That's not a throwback, that's
Speaker 2: a bunch of messages from your fans. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: on from all over the world, I might add.
Speaker 1: I want to cry, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Why you already have your little bit?
Speaker 1: I know? I want to cry again. Good, Okay, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 11: I'm it.
Speaker 2: It's your best friend from Adelaide Death Deck here, just
Speaker 2: wanting to wish you a happy birthday and whatever you
Speaker 2: get up to. I hope you have a great time.
Speaker 1: Hey there, it's kinda I just wanted to wish a
Speaker 1: very happy birthday to Mixture or I hope hated more
Speaker 1: a special job strap for here for.
Speaker 4: Just vis your days.
Speaker 12: Hey, Mitch, This is Meelan from California, and I just
Speaker 12: wanted to say happy birthday, Teu. I've been listening to
Speaker 12: the podcast for super long and I absolutely love you
Speaker 12: and Coombs. I think you guys are so funny, and
Speaker 12: Jenna as well. Can't forget Jennas.
Speaker 2: Hey, Mitch, it's mon here.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to say a quick happy birthday, and
Speaker 7: I hope you have the most amazing day.
Speaker 9: And thank you for bringing together Mitch Nation.
Speaker 7: You've given us all these amazing friendships. We love you,
Speaker 7: and we hope you have the most amazing day. Hey, Mitch,
Speaker 7: it's Evany here. I just wanted to quickly say happy
Speaker 7: birthday on behalf of myself and Ali, who's too unwolded to
Speaker 7: a voice recording right now, but still wanted to say
Speaker 7: happy birthday. I also wanted to thank you for being
Speaker 7: one of the few positive elements of what has otherwise
Speaker 7: been a really insane year. You're only twenty five, already
Speaker 7: living your dream doing what you love for a living,
Speaker 7: fighting with Carrie Anne on Live TV, and you deserve
Speaker 7: all the success that comes your way. Thank you so
Speaker 7: much for inspiring me to keep working towards my goals.
Speaker 1: Already.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Mitch. I hope you have the best day ever.
Speaker 13: Thank you for being.
Speaker 4: An absolute king of the airwaves. I love listening to.
Speaker 13: You and your voice.
Speaker 9: You are the bomb dot Com.
Speaker 14: Love you, Mick.
Speaker 15: Wishing a happy birthday all the way from Houston, Texas
Speaker 15: to the cash cock and famous Mitchell Churle. Hope this
Speaker 15: year brings you enough fame to be almost as recognizable
Speaker 15: as comes.
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday. Happy birthday, Cherie, you big lovable doc.
Speaker 8: Now just for today, stop trying to please everyone else
Speaker 8: and let everyone else please you.
Speaker 9: God damn it, how much it's can Wishing you a
Speaker 9: massive happy birthday. I just want to say the biggest
Speaker 9: thank you because without you, Mitch, Nation literally wouldn't exist.
Speaker 9: You're one of the funniest people ever and actually still
Speaker 9: have your headshot up on the wall next to Harry
Speaker 9: so that, just you know, proves how much I love
Speaker 9: and appreciate you.
Speaker 14: You literally brandon all our days and make us smile
Speaker 14: and laugh so much. So have an amazing day. Remember
Speaker 14: you're the better Mitch Hamidge.
Speaker 2: It's Josh, the only other guy in our group. Just
Speaker 2: want to say a massive happy birthday. It's been a
Speaker 2: crazy six months, but I'm so grateful for you and
Speaker 2: all the friends I've made because of you. You're the
Speaker 2: reason we started this chat on a whim and it's
Speaker 2: been such a beacon of happiness for me.
Speaker 1: So thank you for being our father figure.
Speaker 5: Hay Mitch, it's e to here.
Speaker 9: I just wanted to say happy birthday, t one of
Speaker 9: the best people on planet Earth. And I also wanted
Speaker 9: to say that I hope Mitch doesn't bully too much today.
Speaker 1: Hay Midge, it's India here.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to say happy twenty fifth birthday. King.
Speaker 7: I hope you enjoy your birthday and that this message
Speaker 7: just makes you feel happy.
Speaker 9: Hay Midge.
Speaker 13: It's Emily from your favorite group chat Mitch Nation. Just
Speaker 13: wanted to issue a massive happy birthday on man. A
Speaker 13: whole quarter of a sent you now, and I hope
Speaker 13: this year of your life brings you good health, good wealth,
Speaker 13: and I hope you finally sort your shit out with
Speaker 13: those bloody Instagram stories. Have a good one.
Speaker 7: King.
Speaker 14: Hey, Mitch is Ella wishing me a happy birthday.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much for bringing me to my friends.
Speaker 14: We appreciate you so much.
Speaker 9: Happy birthday, Mitch.
Speaker 13: Ever since you did your interview with Harriet. I've met
Speaker 13: such amazing people that I can call my friends for life,
Speaker 13: including yourself. Ever since we met you, you've been nothing
Speaker 13: but genuine and kind to all of us, and I
Speaker 13: really want to thank you for that.
Speaker 1: We love you so much and we hope you have
Speaker 1: the best birthday. PS, please move back to the show.
Speaker 1: I miss you.
Speaker 11: Hey, Mitch, it's Vinnie. I just wanted to jump on
Speaker 11: here and say happy fucking birthday, Darlan. I really hope
Speaker 11: you don't mind, but I wrote you this really long
Speaker 11: birthday speech of how funny you are and how much
Speaker 11: I love the show and oh sorry.
Speaker 7: Ton of.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, midch touros churi. I hope you have a
Speaker 2: rad day. I hope you get plenty of teataoil.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Mitch Chew. I hope you have the most
Speaker 1: wonderful day. My gift to you this year is.
Speaker 2: I'm never ever, ever again gonna mention that other.
Speaker 3: It's Meghan here from Queensland.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to wish Mitch Chury a very happy
Speaker 7: birthday and just say that you're a really funny boat.
Speaker 8: So have a great day and calculator.
Speaker 6: He Mitch, it's Taylor.
Speaker 14: I just wanted to say happy birthday.
Speaker 7: I will be further thankful for meeting you and your
Speaker 7: fabulous hair.
Speaker 9: Hi Mitch, it's Georgia.
Speaker 13: I just want to say thank you for the five
Speaker 13: cents and the poster that you sent me. I'm going
Speaker 13: to hold onto them until you're really famous and then
Speaker 13: sell them for a lot of money.
Speaker 9: So thanks for that. I love you, and happy birthday.
Speaker 8: Hello, Mitch chury It's Liam from Woolly's here. I'm just
Speaker 8: wishing away very happy birthday. I sometimes when i'm feeling
Speaker 8: a bit down, look at that ten cents you gave
Speaker 8: me a year ago brings a bit of joy to me.
Speaker 1: Have a very nice day. Happy birthday, Big bitch akaa
Speaker 1: big Al from toy.
Speaker 2: Story, Happy birthday, big Man.
Speaker 6: Also, that's not a insult to your weight. It's a
Speaker 6: big personality.
Speaker 2: Love you guys. Happy birthday to Mitch Churll. We love you.
Speaker 13: Happy birthday, Mitch Hope, you have a wonderful day.
Speaker 14: Happy birthday, Mitch, You're the best.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Mitch Hope you're having a great day.
Speaker 8: Happy birthday, Mitch Churill, you absolute legend.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Hope, you have a great day on my Mas.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Mitch, Me and my eight fluffy legs think
Speaker 1: you are pretty damn awesome.
Speaker 2: Don't listen to the haters and have a great day. Hey,
Speaker 2: mich hope you have a fantastic day. I hope Mitch
Speaker 2: Coombs and Jenna Benson spoil you, and I hope Hayden
Speaker 2: does too. Hope you have a really good day.
Speaker 11: Love you, Mitch, love Elise.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Mitch. Thanks for all the good laughs.
Speaker 9: Hey, Mitch, it's Brook here.
Speaker 13: I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday,
Speaker 13: and I just really wanted to say, just from the
Speaker 13: bottom of my heart.
Speaker 2: Sorry Tunnel.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I like it at my own funeral.
Speaker 1: How much did you pay them?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am genuinely speechless for one for
Speaker 1: the first time ever. That was the nicest thing anyone
Speaker 1: has ever done for me, really ever in my whole life. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean it was a low bar. The next step
Speaker 1: was anal so oh my, there so many people there.
Speaker 2: How funny the amount of in jokes that they put
Speaker 2: in there as well. I know the blind tunnel.
Speaker 1: Did you pick up on the banking on the table
Speaker 1: that was there? Was one point where the music really
Speaker 1: slowed down. One of the Mitch Nation girls was very
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, has she passed? Like I
Speaker 1: thought it was going to be an in memorium or something.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was at the Oscars. Oh Mitch, genuinely,
Speaker 1: that is so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Lad, you liked it?
Speaker 1: I feel very, very loved.
Speaker 2: What do you get the man that can afford his
Speaker 2: own Apple watch the Day of Relief? I mean some
Speaker 2: sort of shit that will make him well up on
Speaker 2: a podcast.
Speaker 1: I didn't have to line up at the Apple store.
Speaker 1: I knew the manager. Anyway, they brought it out. That
Speaker 1: is really really beautiful.
Speaker 2: Thank god. Well, someone in that montage said, think of
Speaker 2: yourself instead of trying to please others, so you can
Speaker 2: choose your own adventure. Now do we do the Q
Speaker 2: and A or do you play with your bullshit magic hat?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my, the choices. Let me put
Speaker 1: myself a shand on. Can I get a transcript of
Speaker 1: the nice things they said for me? Just type Wow,
Speaker 1: there's not much left. You have some Jenner.
Speaker 4: That is so beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'm still in shock. There are so many people there.
Speaker 1: It's not convinced that maybe three of the girls were
Speaker 1: the same with a different voice. They will put you on.
Speaker 2: I actually did it once over. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: is there'd be more than one Kala?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of Kala, the moms and the kalans.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, for everyone listening, who's sending a message
Speaker 1: that is so incredibly beautiful?
Speaker 2: And now I'm spewing that we want a break during
Speaker 2: my birthday?
Speaker 1: The bar is set high. Why don't we just do
Speaker 1: nothing for anyone's birthday from here on out? I'm stressed.
Speaker 2: Bullshit. I want to see if you can one up
Speaker 2: that regift.
Speaker 1: Not that is so incredibly beautiful. Let's do the Q
Speaker 1: and A, because you know what, it's the one year.
Speaker 1: Let's give the people what they want to about what
Speaker 1: I was also the one year being selfless? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: really should have been more so about you and Jenna.
Speaker 2: And no, it's fine. Every other show is about me,
Speaker 2: be it can be about you.
Speaker 1: Jokes, that is so sweet. Do we have an open
Speaker 1: aff back to the normal rigmarole of me not knowing
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Just use a generic reset.
Speaker 1: Wow, guys, sorry, I'm just so beautiful and Hayden my
Speaker 1: beautiful boyfriend sort of skimmed over that part.
Speaker 7: It was great.
Speaker 2: Do you know what the funny thing is? I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna make a video out of Hayden's voice
Speaker 2: message for Mitch. Yeah, and I don't want to look
Speaker 2: like a fucking idiot, so I took my party hat off,
Speaker 2: but you're still on. So you're just going to have
Speaker 2: this party hat on in the video looking like a
Speaker 2: child gonna carrot shit you're listening to?
Speaker 11: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of mitges.
Speaker 1: Oh right, let's do the Q and A.
Speaker 2: Guys, what questions have we got? We've got a lot,
Speaker 2: even a strong start.
Speaker 1: No, I'm half drunk and I'm very emotional. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go. We're doing the Q and A. We've done
Speaker 1: one before. It was very successful. We got holds of questions.
Speaker 2: Yes, we had to actually cull some last time, so
Speaker 2: we were like, guys, send them again, just in case
Speaker 2: you missed out last time. Put it up on Instagram
Speaker 2: at couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have Carlie Brown who asked, do you three
Speaker 1: consider yourself each other's best friends? I'd say yes, definitely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say so, I'd say yes.
Speaker 1: We've discussed and i'd ask you to be in my party.
Speaker 1: What is it Ford? Would you be groomsmen? Grooms men?
Speaker 2: Best man?
Speaker 1: Quietly from behind my aunts and I because with the
Speaker 1: long hair, they'd be very confused.
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable with that, and me too.
Speaker 1: It's my body wedding. I'm marrying continuing people. I know
Speaker 1: you definitely do it. I hope the dick works. At
Speaker 1: that point, there was some one of my cousins that
Speaker 1: you'd love to thrash around. I'm sure, yes, best friends,
Speaker 1: I definitely agree, and that beautiful message is only instilled
Speaker 1: it in my mind more that I love you guys.
Speaker 1: And that magic oh that magic kit. Sorry match, but
Speaker 1: that beats the three different variant butt plugs silicon wrapped.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I launched your own merch range that people
Speaker 2: can buy butt plugs named after you. Very tricky people
Speaker 2: have done that for you.
Speaker 1: This isn't like a limits of time offer like the
Speaker 1: when they do shaker fries at Maca's. Will this disappear
Speaker 1: in a month?
Speaker 2: Racing now at your Cervix Dot store.
Speaker 1: Like Maca's Monopoly at your Cervix app and you got
Speaker 1: to get the Cervix stickers. Yeah, I'd say we're best friends,
Speaker 1: don't you When I would yes, Mitch, I said, yes,
Speaker 1: you're hesitating. Ah, here's this. What's one COVID safe rule
Speaker 1: you'd want to keep after the rona goes away? Laura
Speaker 1: Emart dressing like a hobo. Yeah, I'm not ready to
Speaker 1: let that go. When everyone in our office is working
Speaker 1: from home except the content team. I was considered one
Speaker 1: of the essentials, as was Jenna, and everyone really stopped
Speaker 1: giving a fuck because there was no one in sales
Speaker 1: or you know, the chief financial officer that you had
Speaker 1: to bump into, no one to impress. I came in
Speaker 1: looking revolting, and now that everyone's kind of coming back
Speaker 1: to work, I'm not ready to let that go. Come
Speaker 1: in in all these gross sweaters, like literally the same
Speaker 1: thing I would wear lounging around on a Sunday.
Speaker 2: I just go to the office in now, and I
Speaker 2: don't want to let it go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna, what about you.
Speaker 5: I would say.
Speaker 1: Handshaking, Oh, like the elimination of handshaking? Yes, Oh you
Speaker 1: don't like a handshake?
Speaker 5: No, I find it awkward. I don't know when to
Speaker 5: put my hands out and when not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's different for a woman as well, because it's
Speaker 2: just my default when in doubt handshake. My father taught
Speaker 2: me how to do it. I'm very very confident with
Speaker 2: the handshake. Yeah, when do you handshake as a woman?
Speaker 6: When you know, like when clients and stuff come in.
Speaker 1: And what for for what your side hustle? When cants
Speaker 1: come in?
Speaker 2: Netflix special?
Speaker 1: Yes, you know when? Yeah, the bottle. This story is
Speaker 1: going on for too long. We've got too many questions.
Speaker 1: Mine is mine is at a restaurant when they will
Speaker 1: put a sticker or like a lemonadeed a four piece
Speaker 1: of paper on every second table that says seed not
Speaker 1: in use. I love because I have like a very
Speaker 1: naturally wide gait and my legs just so thick and
Speaker 1: long that when I sit at a table, I have
Speaker 1: to be like, you know, set at a table. So
Speaker 1: sometimes you get to fancy restaurants and you're so close
Speaker 1: to the people next to you. Oh, I can just
Speaker 1: spread out, I can put my I can put my
Speaker 1: keys next to my seat because no one is sitting
Speaker 1: on the side of exactly to side table. So I
Speaker 1: love that. And for my birthday today, had a lunch
Speaker 1: on a tram in the CBD. My mum took me
Speaker 1: to a tram. She's like, I remember you used to
Speaker 1: love trams growing up.
Speaker 2: What is the trams in Sydney?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tram sheds. Yeah, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Thought they'd retired them. They happened then into a bloody
Speaker 2: wet field.
Speaker 1: They've kept one tram in the middle. They've redecorated and.
Speaker 2: It's food right, So right, I literally used that was
Speaker 2: my local shopping center, tram sheds. I didn't realize. I
Speaker 2: thought you were on a functioning tram.
Speaker 1: No. No, this was a motionless trem. They'd stuck the
Speaker 1: gears so you couldn't drive anyway.
Speaker 2: That place is xy missus Jewry.
Speaker 1: Yeah as well off.
Speaker 6: I remember when that was a working tram.
Speaker 1: Oh of course. Yeah, you were there and your son
Speaker 1: was killed by eighteen twelve. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Acel told me that she used to before they'd been
Speaker 2: renovated and turned into a shopping center. They were actual
Speaker 2: trams sheds, and her and Freend's used to like break
Speaker 2: in and wag school and like hang out of the
Speaker 2: old tram shads. And she's like, it's that's cool now
Speaker 2: that it's a shopping center and people go there on purpose.
Speaker 1: It was very decrepit, but that's very fancy mel one
Speaker 1: one three asks one one too must have been taken.
Speaker 1: Has there been any sex streams about each other?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Oh many, Yes, I'm sure, but they're night terrors I've had.
Speaker 1: I think I've had one about you. I think it's
Speaker 1: only natural, maybe in the early days. I don't remember
Speaker 1: my sex streams. I just feel like it in my wheel.
Speaker 2: You don't remember anything. You don't recall details.
Speaker 1: No, I don't recall details, but I probably would have.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, was it at least good?
Speaker 1: Oh oh fantastic? Yours didn't work though, So for shadowing,
Speaker 1: we have underscore, underscore, underscore, frek. I want to know
Speaker 1: your most memorable moment about each other? Three kisses. My
Speaker 1: mom laughed. Frick, oh god, you know what mine is.
Speaker 1: And this is honestly true. And you know what's so funny.
Speaker 1: I remember thinking today driving in my most memorable moment
Speaker 1: was you guys doing the podcast together, like starting that together.
Speaker 1: And now my most memorable moment with you is that
Speaker 1: whole situation there with the grabs. I think that was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Is that the champagne talking?
Speaker 1: Or is that? Oh? Got? And you know I'll forget
Speaker 1: this by midd. I just forget it all. It will
Speaker 1: fall out of my brain. But while I'm being sweet,
Speaker 1: just take it. Yeah, it's just that last sort of
Speaker 1: twenty minutes has been beautiful. I feel really loved and
Speaker 1: I'm very grateful, and I'm trying to think of ways
Speaker 1: I can, you know, repay the favor.
Speaker 2: I like vouchers. Yeah, I like candles, red Bone anyway,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Most memorable memory of each other? Does
Speaker 2: that include Jenna?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I apologize if my speech begins to.
Speaker 1: Slur, that's fine, it's the shandan.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: God, I have to drive home. I'm gonna be crashing
Speaker 2: in the office tonight.
Speaker 1: Guy's got a radio show.
Speaker 2: This is it?
Speaker 1: Just me?
Speaker 3: Oh no?
Speaker 2: Can I just co host your radio? My most memorable
Speaker 2: moment with Jenna would have to be when we got
Speaker 2: absolutely munted on kentiguing she read her.
Speaker 7: Story.
Speaker 5: No, this is not good.
Speaker 1: No, you know what we should do, right, You tell
Speaker 1: the story now, Midge will bleep it out and it
Speaker 1: will just people will not know what actually happened. But
Speaker 1: you unbelieve every sixth word.
Speaker 5: No, it's okay, but we'll bleep it.
Speaker 1: Jenna, it's fine. And then Doggie, oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was that bareback on the set of the new James
Speaker 1: Bond film. Stop it, sorry, we should start but eight. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm enlightened to now know the story I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Very memorable.
Speaker 1: Wow, that really was gener I'm impressed with him, very proud.
Speaker 1: Please don't only you guys need to know that she
Speaker 1: does not know those Let's go to another question.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a memorable moment with you,
Speaker 2: like the most one, like I just I remember everything.
Speaker 1: I remember our first impression, which was, we've said this before. Guys,
Speaker 1: we haven't done a Q and A before. There are
Speaker 1: some questions out of double ups. Go to the Q
Speaker 1: and A episode because if you want to just get
Speaker 1: more Q and A, it's there.
Speaker 2: The last episode of season one, it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Oh my god, get us with Q
Speaker 1: and a's on the last season last episodes. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I've got a fucking store, guys, to make a bank
Speaker 1: off my butt blugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When we met on your birthday and it was your
Speaker 1: first day of work here at a RN, and I
Speaker 1: had just become the executive producer of a show, so
Speaker 1: I was stressed off my mind and I went down
Speaker 1: to the car park to get something probably a vibrator
Speaker 1: from the prize department, and then you came up in
Speaker 1: the ground level in the elevator, and then our eyes
Speaker 1: met and then I mean the rest is simply history.
Speaker 1: I'm playing that. It's the Shandon No.
Speaker 2: I remember. I remember when I ran into you in
Speaker 2: the elevator. It was my first day, and I didn't
Speaker 2: want to tell anyone that it was my birthday because like,
Speaker 2: no one wants to do a pity happy birthday for
Speaker 2: the new kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in no way.
Speaker 2: I think I've said this before in the podcast, And
Speaker 2: I remember being like, I don't know, there's just something
Speaker 2: about your personality that was just like instant, like everyone
Speaker 2: is comfortable with you instantly. Yeah, I didn't have any
Speaker 2: of my usual social anxiety situation. You were just like hi,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, are you new here? And I
Speaker 2: was like, how do you know?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: You know it's my desperation to be liked. I actually
Speaker 1: knew who you were. I was a follower.
Speaker 2: Oh well, now we've.
Speaker 1: Really I was just a bit star struck.
Speaker 2: He originates as a fan.
Speaker 1: I haven't actually met.
Speaker 2: Well plagued because my memory tells me you were.
Speaker 1: Like and your name, Yeah, that was part of the
Speaker 1: act at least. Dot Cooper says, question for Jenna back
Speaker 1: in sixteen eighty seven, did you see yourself where you
Speaker 1: are now with these three hundred and thirty three years later.
Speaker 5: That's a really good question.
Speaker 2: I love that she did the correct math.
Speaker 1: Yeah, correct, Yeah, it is exactly correct.
Speaker 5: That is precise.
Speaker 7: That is.
Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
Speaker 6: The times were completely different. You know, I was in
Speaker 6: different circles. I had a different life. I didn't expect this.
Speaker 6: I didn't expect to be you know, we didn't have
Speaker 6: radio back then. Radio was non existing.
Speaker 1: Did you yell into a sheet piece of sheet metal
Speaker 1: that was curved into a cylinder.
Speaker 5: No, that's a bit offensive.
Speaker 6: There was more to it, but you know, mining in
Speaker 6: the minds.
Speaker 2: And that wasn't even your first life if you knew here, guys,
Speaker 2: Jenna has had multiple lives. She was around when Jesus
Speaker 2: was born. Actually she was out. She was at the
Speaker 2: baby shower.
Speaker 5: That was my first life.
Speaker 2: So that was Jenna b c.
Speaker 1: Oh, that was Jenna b. C. Benson. Yes, and a
Speaker 1: generation Sea Benson. You're also there ad after death a
Speaker 1: death of course, yes, right, you there when he died too.
Speaker 1: You actually, Jenna told me this the other day, meet Jesus. Shocking.
Speaker 1: She actually helped Jesus push the boulder away from that
Speaker 1: rock on Easter Sunday. She just pushed it and she
Speaker 1: chipped a nail.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why your nails are so strong now because.
Speaker 5: Back in the day, Yes, that's correct, it.
Speaker 1: Was so strengthened by pushing down the sandstone.
Speaker 6: And when Jesus resurrected, you know, it was just a
Speaker 6: really memorable time for me.
Speaker 2: He was actually tossing up between whether to be in
Speaker 2: that little tomb thing for three days or two days.
Speaker 2: She goes, no, three is good.
Speaker 7: Three.
Speaker 5: I actually suggested four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bit march, you know, a bit much
Speaker 1: I gave him. You know. Also, Jenna's told me over
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks, maybe I'm speaking out to Tommy,
Speaker 1: but Jenna actually texts Judas and she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: j so you know the other day, I know you
Speaker 1: guys have some bad bye, there's some beef, but this
Speaker 1: is the plan. And then somehow the last dinner, Jesus
Speaker 1: carckt it died.
Speaker 2: Yes, jen has actually been present at every major moment
Speaker 2: in history. So Jenna is still spewing that Amelia Earhart
Speaker 2: never returned her scarf.
Speaker 5: She let her know, I know my favorite one.
Speaker 1: Next question, Leezy responded, Mitch, do you and Hayden to think
Speaker 1: about getting married and having kids together? We've covered this
Speaker 1: in the first Q and a.
Speaker 2: Gold Digger that was way back in our Easter episode. Yes,
Speaker 2: you've thought about marriage, You've spoken about that. You've never
Speaker 2: mentioned anything about children on the podcast.
Speaker 1: We have to buy them, to be honest, it's not
Speaker 1: like the normal way. It's an investment. I'd rather get
Speaker 1: property in the Blue Mountains.
Speaker 2: You could get a risky.
Speaker 1: What do you find one off the street? Is that illegal?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: That's how I was found when on my fourth life.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I would adopt for sure. I'd love to adopt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't shop. Sorry that that applies to animals,
Speaker 2: not children.
Speaker 1: He's there like a returns period.
Speaker 2: If it came down to it where it was like,
Speaker 2: all right, we've got a womb.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Her name's Jenna, and she's said I'll carry your child
Speaker 2: and you have to decide who's seed you plant. Would
Speaker 2: it be yours or Hayden.
Speaker 1: We've discussed this in you can actually have both. She's
Speaker 1: into some sort of like a capsule you get at
Speaker 1: the Woolworth's exit. You know when you put the one
Speaker 1: dog corn you get the capture, you put it in
Speaker 1: the sort to shake it up together like a big
Speaker 1: m and then you put it back in the machine
Speaker 1: and they they fertilize the egg and then whoever's baby
Speaker 1: it is like, no one I'll ever know he's Asian.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you'd know.
Speaker 1: Imagine that at Christmas. My family like, yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: real mystery. I would adopt. And here's the thing, my sister,
Speaker 1: I've got two sisters. If I want to have my
Speaker 1: genetic pool in the mix, which let's be real, if
Speaker 1: he wants a strong heart, don't go with me, or
Speaker 1: a good fucking working set of knees, or a real
Speaker 1: brain or a good memory.
Speaker 4: But Hayden know it.
Speaker 1: My sister can have Hayden's sperm, and that way it'll
Speaker 1: have jury NA and Hicks and DNA, so we can
Speaker 1: do both. Which sister offered that Rachel, my little sister,
Speaker 1: she's offering, Oh wow, my big sister. Becky's like, I'll
Speaker 1: do it, but for a price. She's smart.
Speaker 2: Nicole, if you're listening, yeah, step up, Darlan.
Speaker 1: We have Josh asking do you think this podcast will
Speaker 1: go on longer than well, that Shandon's.
Speaker 2: Repeating on me not my cup of Tea?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that Shandon. I thought it was the
Speaker 1: most expensive you could buy.
Speaker 2: Josh, Well, where one year into is it just me?
Speaker 2: Not my cup of Tea went for three years? Could
Speaker 2: you do this three times over? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm sure we could. Mean not my cup of Tea
Speaker 1: was canceled. That's the reason I'd ended it was terrible,
Speaker 1: so they had to cancel it from the air. Of
Speaker 1: course I could do this for three years.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed this. This is you know what, This is
Speaker 1: not a chore for me. I enjoy this every week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gotten easier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is no this is no tea or shade
Speaker 2: to the girl that I did Not My Cup of
Speaker 2: Tea with. But yeah, it was very it's very different.
Speaker 2: It was a lot more labor intensive producing that show.
Speaker 1: Well, that was heavy for you. You did produce editing.
Speaker 2: I had to physically carry cameras. It just comes down
Speaker 2: to the black and white fact that there's already cameras
Speaker 2: in studio here. Like, it's it's way easier this podcast
Speaker 2: and also I feel like we found our stride a
Speaker 2: lot quicker. It took us a good like I reckon
Speaker 2: it was the second and like halfway through the third
Speaker 2: year that we hit not make Up a tepeek where
Speaker 2: I feel like we've already gotten into a rhythm of things.
Speaker 1: Oh, I completely agree, I mean for God's And also
Speaker 1: our podcast is like skyrocketing at the moment, like TikTok
Speaker 1: is doing better than not cover TD ever can you
Speaker 1: believe it?
Speaker 4: Slightly?
Speaker 1: Anyway, moving on doing as well Seinfeld Jay Liliana says,
Speaker 1: what tattoos do you have? I've got none. Jenna has
Speaker 1: the entire Rosetta stone on her lower bag. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and then Mitch has the New South Wales Transport.
Speaker 2: It's a lotus flower. To the cameras, it looks a
Speaker 2: little bit like the bloody wattle you've got on the
Speaker 2: New South Wales license a little bit.
Speaker 1: He took out his bloody id car when he got
Speaker 1: it done and said, modeled after this, dum anyway, No, it'sutiful,
Speaker 1: but show it. It's actually it's a beautiful one. But
Speaker 1: it does look like the warritar the logo for New
Speaker 1: South Wales government. I know that's right, it's not a negative.
Speaker 2: And then I've got the art pop tattoo, which I'm
Speaker 2: looking into laser really yeah, that not because I don't
Speaker 2: like a pat or the message behind it, but they
Speaker 2: did a shock and job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they haven't left enough space between the.
Speaker 2: Letters, so you've kept that to yourself for years.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at it now. It's like when you
Speaker 1: do an assignment and you've got to write the Holocaust,
Speaker 1: but then you get to oh, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, you've got one inch left you gotta go
Speaker 1: ost write it down.
Speaker 2: It looks like bubble writing, like a primary schooler, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, the design I gave him was very
Speaker 2: very very faint text, so I don't know how this happened.
Speaker 1: But anyway, No, it looks just like you've accidentally sat
Speaker 1: on your ipane. You've bowldered every letter on it. I'm
Speaker 1: just joking. Fluffy Underscore, Octopus, Underscore, Legs, underscore cat, which
Speaker 1: was in the montage, wasn't she was?
Speaker 2: So was Elise one of the earlier questions.
Speaker 1: Yes, say Leise, I noticed a let and I noticed
Speaker 1: Fluffy is my favorite listener. I love her so much.
Speaker 2: Into our Sunday Night Instagram lives every week.
Speaker 1: Notice she's fighting with her husband and they've had Chinese food.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: She says, which famous dead person would you like to
Speaker 1: go on dinner with? I'll take that Mitch's dick.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll pay that.
Speaker 4: That was good?
Speaker 1: Come on, no, very good.
Speaker 2: Freddy Mercury?
Speaker 1: Freddy, Oh yeah, sorry, what Yes, it'd be fun. But babe,
Speaker 1: he's a number. Gets me of his line, your career
Speaker 1: is about to blow up. I'd do it a year
Speaker 1: before he got famous. I go, hey, maybe use a
Speaker 1: condom because he had. Do you know that?
Speaker 2: Freddie Mercury never fixed his teeth because he thought it
Speaker 2: would affect his voice. And Katie Perry says the same
Speaker 2: thing about her bottom row of teeth. Really seen her
Speaker 2: bottom row of teeth? Oh my god, google Katy Perry's
Speaker 2: teeth right now.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a gally.
Speaker 2: Her lips a kind of position that you never really
Speaker 2: see her bottom teeth. But they're fucked. There's look at
Speaker 2: them and she thinks she's Freddie Mercury level of voice.
Speaker 2: I can't sabotage it.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Jesus. Sounds like a railway track after a
Speaker 1: stick of Dynamites Gone, Katie very thief. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I remember watching the movie And Command, which is very
Speaker 1: pivotal in my humor. Now that I say that, you've
Speaker 1: probably realized, Oh my god, it's just a fucking walking
Speaker 1: and Command and Comman with Will Ferrell was my favorite
Speaker 1: movie growing up. And there's a scene where it's a
Speaker 1: close up shot of his teeth and you can see
Speaker 1: his bottom teeth, and I vividly remember as a child
Speaker 1: gagging at the look of his teeth because I thought,
Speaker 1: oh my god, his teeth are horrendous. It is a celebrity.
Speaker 1: It's my story.
Speaker 2: I never really get bothered by other people, but these
Speaker 2: are the worst teeth I ever see. It's because min
Speaker 2: I rip munted. Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What did it is?
Speaker 1: Google Will Ferrell's bottom. That's his teeth. Look, Jenna, do
Speaker 1: you Honda? What's like the ceiling of the Janolan Caves.
Speaker 5: It's not as bad as so.
Speaker 6: I had a one on one with Tutan Carmen and his.
Speaker 2: Teeth and Carmen oh in Egypt, and Tutan Carmen was
Speaker 2: actually Jenna's secret Santa before he was mummified. That's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you get him.
Speaker 5: It was such a good gift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was such a good gift?
Speaker 5: It was a stuffed greyhound because they used.
Speaker 1: To vitalize greyhounds. Of course, wasn't cats.
Speaker 6: I thought it was cats greyhounds during this era, of course.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: And then you and Cleopatra, that was your first lesbian
Speaker 1: experience back in those days.
Speaker 2: It was so you wouldn't have eat dinner with him
Speaker 2: because you've already had dinner with Sutan Carmen. Who's someone
Speaker 2: dead that you guys would dine with.
Speaker 1: That's hard, This is going to get sorry. Would I
Speaker 1: would have dinner with my grandfather because he died when
Speaker 1: I was fifteen, And it's hard because you think I
Speaker 1: wasn't old enough to fully have a conversation with you.
Speaker 1: And he was obsessed with radio, like he loved radio,
Speaker 1: like die hard am fan. And he always used to say,
Speaker 1: you would be You're gonna be great, You're gonna be
Speaker 1: d read it. Then he died. I'm getting sad, But
Speaker 1: honestly that's who I would because I would just be
Speaker 1: so excited that I'd be on radio.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he's like, what's the FM?
Speaker 1: Why you're talking about the cole seam Gas and the
Speaker 1: gays getting married. I'm like, oh, that's another conversation. He's ready.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. There's so many questions, guys. This is Steph.
Speaker 1: She wants to know what's the worst episode you think
Speaker 1: you've done.
Speaker 2: I don't know. If I don't know, if we have
Speaker 2: one whole episode, that's bad. But there's been bits within
Speaker 2: some episodes that I would rather have not happened. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like that time we brought back, which Mitch and you
Speaker 2: guys got Instagram questions. I'm still stealing about that.
Speaker 1: That was a terrible set.
Speaker 2: The worst thing I've ever done.
Speaker 1: That really was, And I organized that too. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I didn't even choose the questions you did, so I
Speaker 5: do nothing.
Speaker 2: We literally put it in Jenne's Young and then went
Speaker 2: into Jenic's Young, which fucking saved it. My idea just quietly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Lisa asks, do you guys have an answer?
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't. I can't listen back to
Speaker 1: the first episodes. It's like I can never listen back
Speaker 1: to myself on radio. I'll do a gig. I'll got
Speaker 1: paid great money for it, like on the Red Card
Speaker 1: of the Arias. Here's the footage meat for your socials.
Speaker 1: I like delete the drop box link. I can't look
Speaker 1: at myself. I hate watching I criticize myself, even the
Speaker 1: videos you make, Mitch, I'll watch it with the sound off.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, why.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm getting better?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Anyway, Jenna, it.
Speaker 6: Would be the episodes where I'm out there outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were the best for me. Then when you
Speaker 1: came in, they were the worst. That sort of went downhill.
Speaker 2: How good was episode six? Do you remember that Jenna
Speaker 2: was away in episode four?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then she and we were like, oh, produce the
Speaker 2: Jenna's not here today. Oh blah blah blah. We spoke
Speaker 2: about Jenna wagging, and then she also didn't come in
Speaker 2: for episode.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Chris Sebastian's calling. What Chris Sebastian, Guy Sebastian's brother.
Speaker 1: He won the voice a radio interview my radio show.
Speaker 1: Just stop and pause. I have to do, Chris Sebastian.
Speaker 2: Why does it okay? You can take this mine. I
Speaker 2: don't want to invade this interview.
Speaker 1: Hey, Chris, how are you, Mandy? I'm good, Thanks, Lad
Speaker 1: you're talking a bit okay. Oh he's such a good guy.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say guy I called him guy in the
Speaker 2: middle of it.
Speaker 1: His name is Christin Bash talking to be near and
Speaker 1: calling you, Bob. Let's go back to the Q and
Speaker 1: I we have to. We have to.
Speaker 2: I don't know I was saying. I was saying that
Speaker 2: Jenna wagged episode six, and because I was told you
Speaker 2: that she had wagged two episodes in such close proximity
Speaker 2: that I said to you, let's not even mention it
Speaker 2: not being here. So if you go back and lit
Speaker 2: in episode six, we do not mention her name once.
Speaker 2: We never acknowledged that she wasn't there.
Speaker 6: No, Yeah, and that's the episode when my grandmother died.
Speaker 2: So no, it wasn't just it was. That was episode
Speaker 2: twenty something when Nat was feeling it.
Speaker 5: No, there was another.
Speaker 2: How many grandmothers are your fucking grandfather?
Speaker 1: Is that this life?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 5: Yes, this current life.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay Bailey underscored two seven oh five Hope
Speaker 1: that's your post code for God, so you can cut
Speaker 1: that number out. All you need is a two. Surely
Speaker 1: how much is tinder pay? I want to try my luck.
Speaker 1: That's obviously pertinent to your tinder spon. Con Mitchell. The
Speaker 1: face of tinktok the face of rotten boot face TikTok worldwide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's on TikTok. The AD's on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't want to say how much
Speaker 2: they're paying me.
Speaker 1: Why don't we give you numbers and sums? General will
Speaker 1: throw numbers at it and you just say, yes, if
Speaker 1: it's correct, nine thousand dollars, no.
Speaker 2: Twenty thousand, no, No, I'll just say that. I don't
Speaker 2: feel like I'm being ripped off. Put it that way.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But they're throwing in the phone to
Speaker 1: film it too. It is a free Huai. Steph wants
Speaker 1: to know. Oh god, have you ever considered asking, sorry,
Speaker 1: have you ever considered dating each other before Chury got
Speaker 1: with Hayden? Nah?
Speaker 6: Sorry, most definitely, because we did for a while.
Speaker 1: Generate data for a while. Yeah, period general, Yeah, we almost.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to announce it, but I
Speaker 1: was on the Kentiki to it and Mitch it was
Speaker 1: someone else, but it was me. Fluffy Oscar octopus legs
Speaker 1: is back and she's asking, would you alibi for each
Speaker 1: other for a small crime? Now?
Speaker 2: How small is small?
Speaker 1: Like a petty theft? Maybe like still on the snickers
Speaker 1: from a woolies.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but alibi, like the police have to come to
Speaker 1: your house, it would have to be worse. Maybe running
Speaker 1: over a small kid at a crossing.
Speaker 2: That's no small crime. That's Sophie delezh the is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that happened three times to.
Speaker 2: You hit a kid, I'd probably tell the truth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true. We have Lucy under Scott six four.
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever thought of quitting the podcast? After
Speaker 1: a big fight.
Speaker 2: Ah early days, every episode, I was gonna say, I
Speaker 2: was very highly strung.
Speaker 1: I think you were, you know, you know, you were
Speaker 1: highly strung, you were very at you were perfectionists. You
Speaker 1: still are, and I'm very nonchalant. And I think we
Speaker 1: had to work out the ways that we work together creatively,
Speaker 1: and I think we've nailed it now. I never thought
Speaker 1: about leaving, because you know, I'm just very lazy, and
Speaker 1: I'll just do what Mitch wants.
Speaker 2: Leaving requires getting up, correct.
Speaker 1: I mean out of the podcast if that was the question.
Speaker 1: But no, I've never thought of that. I don't think
Speaker 1: we will get to that. I think the podcast is
Speaker 1: continuing to grow, and yeah, it's only gonna get bigger
Speaker 1: from me here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're fine.
Speaker 1: We're fine, We're not gonnap, and we very rarely fight,
Speaker 1: and when we do it, it's over in twelve hours.
Speaker 1: Never lingers Mitch. Mitch is very twelve hours. It is.
Speaker 1: Mitch is very confrontational, and I'm like, I'm not confrontational.
Speaker 2: I don't go out of my way to confront people.
Speaker 2: But if I if someone confronts me, I'm like, right
Speaker 2: here we go, bitch. Very I'm very good at it.
Speaker 1: Very true. Mister Understorm, Mastos says, what is your favorite
Speaker 1: segment on the podcast and any other favorite podcasts that
Speaker 1: you listen to? Interesting? I love a conspiracy theory. I
Speaker 1: listened to stuff I don't want you to know on
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio. Oh it's good, just mysterious stuff. I'm obsessed
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't plug another another network, but I do listen
Speaker 2: to Kate, Tim and Joel.
Speaker 1: I listened to Kate and Joel. I love that. Can
Speaker 1: I just say this is real radio stuff. But I
Speaker 1: think is doing so bloody well. He's so good on
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 2: Yeh, it's been really a lot more seamless than I
Speaker 2: would have thought it would have been the transition because
Speaker 2: he's a replacement host Fark What was the original part
Speaker 2: of the question.
Speaker 1: Any of your favorite segments on the podcast Jenny's Junk
Speaker 1: Jennis Junk, which has been.
Speaker 2: That actually is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Jenna Jacks one of my favorites. It's so silly. I
Speaker 1: also love talkback teams, which is a favorite fan.
Speaker 2: I've got one ready to go.
Speaker 1: By the way, Oh, I've actually got an update on you.
Speaker 1: How you you queer it?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 1: You queried? What am I talking about? You challenged me
Speaker 1: to get a fridge magnet on ABC Talk Radio The
Speaker 1: Greatest Quiz last night. I got the closest I've ever been. Really,
Speaker 1: I'll play the audio next week. To it next week,
Speaker 1: you have to wait. Should we do any more? Guys?
Speaker 1: Go on? Here a couple of Yeah, okay, let's go.
Speaker 1: Tillie Billy, what's your most embarrassing date story? Mitch Coombs,
Speaker 1: come on, they want to know. Mitch. Surely you've got
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing date story.
Speaker 2: That's a very bold assumption to make that none of
Speaker 2: my dates are successful.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know mine. I've told it on
Speaker 1: the show before when I went on a date with
Speaker 1: that bionical man.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, didn't you take him to like a freezing
Speaker 2: cold lookout, not realizing they had a metal limb.
Speaker 1: Now, I didn't realize it was a fucking optimist prime.
Speaker 1: I was like, look at this beautiful view. And then
Speaker 1: all I hear is.
Speaker 2: You've had a deal. Leg was glacial.
Speaker 1: No, it was his spine. He had no spine. He
Speaker 1: had a metal spine. And I literally put my arm
Speaker 1: around him and I'm like, oh, it was like some
Speaker 1: sort of titanium was his back. And then I go,
Speaker 1: you are cakes. I don't have a spine, so dreaming
Speaker 1: my back is made out of fewer metal. Please go
Speaker 1: get going into a shock, like, Okay, no worries, I've
Speaker 1: got a magnetude. Yeah, literally, I know, like where are
Speaker 1: my carkies? And that was a terrible date. We never
Speaker 1: missed you. He was in love with me. That was terrific.
Speaker 1: He's a very nice guy. He probably listened to the podcast,
Speaker 1: to be honest. It was very sweet, but just didn't
Speaker 1: work out. Mitchell, surely you've got one.
Speaker 2: Come on, Well, I I wouldn't describe this is a
Speaker 2: terrible day, but you know that you know those scenarios
Speaker 2: where things go wrong, but that kind of adds to it.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: One time, one of my first dates that I went
Speaker 2: on with someone, I messaged them being like, sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: running late. I'm still trying to find a car spot.
Speaker 2: They were at a cocktail bar in Newtown waiting for me,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, why did I drive? I'm
Speaker 2: drinking cocktails and I was on my peas, so I
Speaker 2: had to have mocktails. It never even occurred to me
Speaker 2: that going to drinks that you can't drive, and so
Speaker 2: that was one thing. But then walking back to my
Speaker 2: car because they gave him a lift home, I got
Speaker 2: my very first gay slur. Oh no, someone wound down.
Speaker 2: It was a drive by slur or someone wound down
Speaker 2: their window and spotted us there with obvious electric chemistry
Speaker 2: and whens and he was horrified. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a milestone. I'm thrilled.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible story image. I'm so sorry that happened
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 1: We really should hand to get out of here.
Speaker 2: Yes we should. Happy anniversary everyone.
Speaker 1: This is the end of one whole year worthip, Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Can you believe it?
Speaker 2: If you've been with us since day one? Thank you
Speaker 2: very much for sticking around. If you haven't, babe, you've
Speaker 2: got some catching up to do.
Speaker 1: Get back and binge for God's sake. I do want
Speaker 1: to say I really am. Honestly, this has been the
Speaker 1: best birthday of my I think of my memorable life,
Speaker 1: the lives to memory that those messages were genuinely beautiful
Speaker 1: and you'll be able to see. I don't if there's
Speaker 1: a video coming, but I was very teary the whole time,
Speaker 1: and that message from Hayden to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll post the videos, don't you are?
Speaker 1: It was so nice. Thank you to everyone that send
Speaker 1: in messages. I love you all. That meant the world.
Speaker 1: I feel very special, very lucky boy, and I love
Speaker 1: you both. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Did O happy birthday?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Now, look, we had some news guys before we go. Yes,
Speaker 2: obviously we've loved that everyone has stuck with us throughout
Speaker 2: this whole year that we've been doing this show. But
Speaker 2: things are going to be a little bit different on
Speaker 2: the show from now on because unfortunately one of our
Speaker 2: team members, Jenna, has decided to hang up the headphone
Speaker 2: she has God, Jenna is leaving the podcast.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do it at the end because we
Speaker 1: didn't want you guys to We just want to start
Speaker 1: the first episode.
Speaker 2: Moving on to another opportunity.
Speaker 1: She's been approached by WSFM to do an exclusive podcast.
Speaker 2: This is My Thrush, My.
Speaker 1: Thrush, and it's all about her journey through vaginal and
Speaker 1: oral throw. I know what you're doing, and it's so
Speaker 1: sad that she I was shocked that she came to
Speaker 1: us and told us originally that that's what's happenings of luck,
Speaker 1: best of luck, Jenna, and we have this this montage
Speaker 1: of people that wanted to say hello to you and
Speaker 1: to say how much they loved you on the show.
Speaker 2: I'm not going that was it.
Speaker 1: There was no there were no messages. We couldn't not
Speaker 1: do it to you. Not funny little bit of fun.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 1: One of the most convincing that Mitch.
Speaker 2: By that reaction, Jenna, it almost applies that you actually
Speaker 2: want to be here.
Speaker 1: No, I don't if someone think that you actually love us, Jenna,
Speaker 1: shut up, Ja, that's actually one of most.
Speaker 2: The next year of is it just me? I'm going
Speaker 2: to cheer as an empty glass.
Speaker 1: Cheers guys here for another year. I love you all
Speaker 1: and we'll see you guys, next episode.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, guys, is it just me? Don't forget
Speaker 2: to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: Or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 2: Welcome to ad Debrief. It's the secret segment on the end.
Speaker 2: I reckon possibly this is the briefest a debrief it's
Speaker 2: ever been. Yeah, we're but like, don't fucking bitch about it.
Speaker 2: We spoiled you. There was more than enough content there.
Speaker 2: It's a very long episode, so the reason that it's
Speaker 2: going to be brief is because it's You're an air
Speaker 2: in literally five minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my show starts in four minutes thirty seconds. To
Speaker 1: be honest, it's fine.
Speaker 2: We can all just go on. The three of us
Speaker 2: on the radio, live on cutes.
Speaker 1: I think they're ready for two days and a girl
Speaker 1: sounds like an NBC sitcom from the nineties. I actually
Speaker 1: haven't told you guys something that I've done for the
Speaker 1: one You're anniversary of wel can I something?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: And I know you often go Twitter isn't real? Which
Speaker 1: it is? Live tweets are available and currently switched on.
Speaker 1: That was Ben Fordham to say congratulations on one year boys.
Speaker 2: Thanks Ben, and I'm not a boy well, he said
Speaker 2: boys with.
Speaker 1: An asterisk, and then there's a girls. It's very confusing.
Speaker 1: I've installed something into the system to prove you all wrong,
Speaker 1: something that is a podcast. First. I'm going worked about
Speaker 1: it now. Hey Alexa, what is the podcast? Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure?
Speaker 1: Shit, Hey Alexa, what is the current weather in Kazakhstan?
Speaker 5: Which city and Kazakhstan ship?
Speaker 1: So I thought this was gonna work. We've installed if
Speaker 1: instad Alexa in the bill, so we have Alexa for
Speaker 1: the radio first podcast first in our show, we can
Speaker 1: ask our questions whenever Jenna is retired from asking Google questions.
Speaker 2: Hey, Alexa, play the podcast?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Here's just from tuning.
Speaker 7: This is my neighbor.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is one of our bests.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 12: You're listening to just stories about the people working to
Speaker 12: build thriving communities rooted in justice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm jess Abraheart, co founder of Blackwell Street Homecoming.
Speaker 2: Get rid of that.
Speaker 1: A lot of words in that what economy, Jess Well,
Speaker 1: I really thought that was going to work. I mean
Speaker 1: it did, but it was wof truly shame that was Alexa.
Speaker 1: She says, sorry, I'm having an off day. You'll have
Speaker 1: off day, Alex, Well, we really should end this. Why
Speaker 1: don't we end up with one more quick question? Because
Speaker 1: I have like a minute until my show is on.
Speaker 2: I told you I'm happy to go on.
Speaker 1: No, no, let's do one more. Laura Emart says, this
Speaker 1: is what advice would you give your high school self,
Speaker 1: considering how successful you guys are now? Goodness, may let's
Speaker 1: quickly ended on a positive note. Oh god, so lay
Speaker 1: off the hash brown rolls at the canteen. Buddy, you'll
Speaker 1: be eating a lot of shit when you move out
Speaker 1: of home with your partner, say partner, don't want to
Speaker 1: scare him. He'll be terrified if he knows he's gay.
Speaker 2: In five years, I would say, don't feel bad about
Speaker 2: not fitting in with the cool kids now, because even
Speaker 2: as you're an adult you still won't. But the cool
Speaker 2: kids are actually very boring, and your your crowd is
Speaker 2: more than enough.
Speaker 1: It's very good advice. And Jenna didn't have schooling when
Speaker 1: she was growing up. Women weren't allowed to meet, had
Speaker 1: a churn better.
Speaker 2: They used to just etch shit into rocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that was education. One year down. It was
Speaker 1: a pleasure having you guys along for the journey, and yeah,
Speaker 1: we will be back next week, so don't worry back
Speaker 1: to normal when next week again? Oh my god, well,
Speaker 1: I've got an update on my fridge magnet that I
Speaker 1: was challenge to get. Yah, I have audio that I
Speaker 1: will play. I haven't got it yet, but I came
Speaker 1: very close.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, We've got fucking fifty second. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: do shit, I'm telling you just leave.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no no. I Also, what
Speaker 1: else do we have? We're talking about it before.
Speaker 2: Jim Rossington, Yes, Jim Rossington, TikTok famous, he will be
Speaker 2: joining us. He and I have teamed up for something. Actually,
Speaker 2: we'll tell you all about it next week. And plus
Speaker 2: we're going to be getting what is it against a
Speaker 2: teacher on?
Speaker 1: We are getting because Mitchell Cumbs is apparently part of
Speaker 1: the rubric for the new South Wales Bord of Education.
Speaker 1: They teach his video, they share my shitting class. Weird,
Speaker 1: and I'm getting a teacher on to teach us what
Speaker 1: they teach.
Speaker 4: The students about Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 1: We're diving into the rubrick. We've got ten seconds. We
Speaker 1: have to go. Thank you for one year. We love
Speaker 1: you all. We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Here's the next year. Thank you listening.
Speaker 7: Wait.
Speaker 1: Bye,