WEBVTT - #72: What Colour Is Maths?

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney

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<v Speaker 1>fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the

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<v Speaker 1>musical Pippot.

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<v Speaker 2>Some things that make more sense than others bring Pikes, nurseries,

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<v Speaker 2>Percy Pikes, p y.

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<v Speaker 3>K e s Hey, why I Hey, as in kill

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<v Speaker 3>hey why.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?

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<v Speaker 1>Food?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is your life so expensive?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even having a good time. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of mitches. What about me?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't forget.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he is mixture and outlay here for seventy two.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Welcome to the show once.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, freshly back from Brisbane. Mitchell Kurb's looking beautiful brown.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so jet lagged.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got and see that the Brisbane what's it called?

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<v Speaker 1>The Bowmorl River or the Brown River in the middle.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's just the Brisbane River, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it's called?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so? But you know, I just came back

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<v Speaker 3>from Brisbane my stand up comedy gig and my drag performance.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it we glue in your hair?

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<v Speaker 3>Still there is still a little bit really Yes, If

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<v Speaker 3>you weren't listening last week, it was my first stand

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<v Speaker 3>up and then after intermission had to get into drag.

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<v Speaker 3>It was called the switch up, so we'd, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>go from being comedian to a drag queen. First time

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<v Speaker 3>I've ever done that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you were really throwing yourself in the deep end

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<v Speaker 1>doing both for the first time. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That was my first proper stand up too, But I

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<v Speaker 3>abandoned the drag name that I came up with on

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<v Speaker 3>this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, which I thought was very funny.

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<v Speaker 3>It was originally going to be a failure pause, and

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<v Speaker 3>then it was going to be a feel your box

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<v Speaker 3>and then right at the last minute because I knew

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<v Speaker 3>I was doing a Mum and mea inspired number, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>based off Meryl Streep, and I was like, uh, Feral Streep.

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<v Speaker 1>It's brilliant, that's perfect, It's brilliant. I felt so upset.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when your friend breaks up with someone but

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't tell you and you see You're like, where's dead?

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<v Speaker 1>But they're like, we're not together anymore? Like you were like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feral Stree.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know about that our third Wheel prize. Jenna's here,

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<v Speaker 3>guess what dinner what? I was at the venue and

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, mister koons, we have a delivery for you

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<v Speaker 3>in your dressing room, and it was hold on they travel. Well, look,

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<v Speaker 3>let's see the flowers from Mitchell Chirefore they didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know you had that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I chucked them in my suitcase and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>if they die, they die. If they don't, they don't,

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<v Speaker 3>and look at them thriving. But the card said, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>congratulations you congratulations on your debut Ophelia. I was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 3>I've changed the name.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, lovely, my delivery didn't arrive.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did note that. You've forgot that.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it was delayed.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you jump on that either. That was me. That

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<v Speaker 1>took me four hours and a passport to order, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I wanted to get a prosecco with it. And

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<v Speaker 1>then they were like, oh, just we need a photo

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<v Speaker 1>of your of your passport to make sure you're over eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why am I fucking life? They wanted part

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<v Speaker 1>like ten points of identification that same.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever think to yourself, I have no idea

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<v Speaker 3>where my birth certificate is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I never need it today. Mine used

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<v Speaker 1>to be in like a silver cylinder. Did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have that? Don't think so mine was like in a

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<v Speaker 1>silver tube can. A stand was on one of the

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<v Speaker 1>shelves and I think I opened it one day and

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't even fucking in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like, I seriously, I have no idea where it

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<v Speaker 3>is not. Can I just say Brisbane as much as

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<v Speaker 3>I love Brisbane, Like that's the only other city that

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<v Speaker 3>I would consider living in other than Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, you did put some inster stories.

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<v Speaker 3>I've always loved brisney Land, but they're so behind. Because

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot my wallet, like my traditional acoustic wallet, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, well, it won't be a problem because

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even remember the last time I used it

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<v Speaker 3>because everything's on my phone now, my bank cards, my

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<v Speaker 3>driver's license, it's all digital. Huh. Everyone was so confused

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<v Speaker 3>by how all that shit worked in Brisbane and I

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<v Speaker 3>pulled out my ID on my phone like you Ken

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<v Speaker 3>in New South Wales at the club, They're like, what's that?

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<v Speaker 3>You also can't tap on and off public transport using

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<v Speaker 3>your card. You have to get a fucking coins no,

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<v Speaker 3>like the scabby version of the Opal card or the

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<v Speaker 3>Miking in Melbourne. So I had to buy some fucking

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<v Speaker 3>card instead of just tapping on with my phone like

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<v Speaker 3>I usually do.

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<v Speaker 1>The same person.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. They're very behind that on a digital licenses

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<v Speaker 3>they're checking system is all right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was going to say, because I was

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<v Speaker 1>only the Brisbane a month ago for whatever I was

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<v Speaker 1>filming up there, and I had to check them with

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<v Speaker 1>a pen and paper. Yeah, like it was prohibition.

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<v Speaker 5>They don't have QR.

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<v Speaker 1>Con some places, but the sushi restaurant I was at

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<v Speaker 1>did not.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, they're a bit backwards.

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<v Speaker 1>We love our Brisbane listeners stuff and coming to the

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<v Speaker 1>show you got to meet some idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I did a bunch of them with their callum

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<v Speaker 3>Lochlan Bailey. There was a whole bunch. It was lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>I got presents from them too. I felt very love Can.

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<v Speaker 1>We talk about your drag or what did you enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>the drag performance? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I did. It was I was kind of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>thank god it's over because it's not something I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to do again in a rash because I can't do

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<v Speaker 3>makeup for shit like I had someone doing it for

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<v Speaker 3>That's what.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to ask. You had a drag queen

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<v Speaker 1>doing it right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And then I shout the Justine diva, Oh funny they

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<v Speaker 3>did two hours worth of makeup in thirty minutes. Forty Yeah, actually,

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<v Speaker 3>can I tell you? I was very late on stage,

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<v Speaker 3>so like, Mitchell, you're on in two minutes, and I said,

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<v Speaker 3>the hosts are going to have to pad out. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't realize that that's just radio lingo. They were like,

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<v Speaker 3>what the fuck's pad out? I was like, just kill time,

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<v Speaker 3>and so they apparently they pad it out or tried

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<v Speaker 3>to kill as much time as they could while I

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<v Speaker 3>was getting ready in drag because forty minutes isn't long enough,

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<v Speaker 3>soz And then eventually they were like, everyone, just go

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<v Speaker 3>to the bar and get another drink. We'll be back

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<v Speaker 3>in five.

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<v Speaker 1>And so they threw another intermission, which worked because then

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<v Speaker 1>everyone was a bit more pissed by the time I

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<v Speaker 1>came on stage.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, it went well. It was good, good.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a little bit of it. You're beautiful. You

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<v Speaker 1>actually did it for be your first time in drag.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even kidding. I did not know what was

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<v Speaker 1>your You're tat thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what they said to me beforehand, So will

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<v Speaker 3>you need help talking?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, pardon me? Oh no, I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 3>tucking was a thing. Holy shit, what an awful thing

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<v Speaker 3>to do to your body. But what did It's like

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<v Speaker 3>male genital mutilation?

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<v Speaker 1>What were you wearing? I don't remember now.

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<v Speaker 3>I was wearing a dress and I had like some

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<v Speaker 3>bike shorts on underneath, like some skins.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you have to tuck? Could you've just let

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<v Speaker 1>it out?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't tuck. I refuse. I said, your fucking

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<v Speaker 3>hands away from my junk. I shan't be tucking with

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<v Speaker 3>a roll of duct tate. Can you explain what tucking is?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I'm a massive drag raffan tucking is where

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<v Speaker 1>because when you're in drag, it's all about female illusion,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, classic females don't have the bulge.

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<v Speaker 3>I get female illusion every day in my life. People

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<v Speaker 3>think I'm a woman, I need to tuck the junk.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but these queens are in one piece of catsuits, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So if you know, they're all very massive penises, so

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to tuck them away. So what you do

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<v Speaker 1>is you get apparently like heaps of pieces of duct

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<v Speaker 1>tape and you make like a cup, right, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you put it on your penis and then you literally

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<v Speaker 1>spread your cheeks and pull it up in between from

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<v Speaker 1>what I've seen and been told, in between your your crack,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you get masking tape, stick it on the

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<v Speaker 1>pad in front of it, and then you tape it

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<v Speaker 1>up and then you tape around your hips. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>like like a nappy made of duct tape.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's not the worst part. Apparently you have they

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<v Speaker 3>put their balls back in in where That's what I thought. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>you know how when you go through puberty they say

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<v Speaker 3>your balls drop. I've heard they just basically undropped them

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<v Speaker 3>and just kind of put them up. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to know where that is. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even know how to do that, and I'm not introuting.

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<v Speaker 1>In the little sockets that might have been there before.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, like it's really cold and you're swimming,

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<v Speaker 1>or you're like you're in a cold pool, they're like

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<v Speaker 1>little egg cups and they just slop back up. That

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<v Speaker 1>has happened to me in the past.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, either way, it wasn't happening. I said, no fucking way,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not tucking.

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<v Speaker 6>Way.

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<v Speaker 3>I was the only untucked queen Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if it is your first time listening welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? We start the show the same

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<v Speaker 1>way every week, two gyms? Or is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is I jam something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's mine? Is

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<v Speaker 1>Mine is odd and it's kind of a mind fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>But once you get your head around it, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it'll make sense. And it's something that I've thought for years.

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<v Speaker 1>But I saw a TikTok and it just triggered something

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<v Speaker 1>in my brain and I need to get your opinion

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to go first? Or should I?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go first. You've done a lot of talking that

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<v Speaker 1>Tuckings mentally scarred me, so I will go first. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me? Is the number nine? Boy?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Eah? Three?

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<v Speaker 5>Three is a girl?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I think three?

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<v Speaker 1>I get boy from three girl? Really? Yep? Thirteen boy girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I see girl for thirteen.

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<v Speaker 3>They've all got their own energy.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. So you guys agree with me? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a whole thing. Do you know? This is

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<v Speaker 1>called ordinal linguistic personification?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, them all across that. I've had a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>arguments with people about what color aligns with each day

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<v Speaker 3>of the week, and also what color aligns with each

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<v Speaker 3>subject in school? Like, what what book covering do you

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<v Speaker 3>put on your maths?

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<v Speaker 1>Blue?

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<v Speaker 6>Red?

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<v Speaker 5>Orange?

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<v Speaker 1>Maths is red? You dog? Maths is so blue orange?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't be ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>What's green?

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<v Speaker 3>English?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I can see English or yellow? I could do

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<v Speaker 1>yellow with.

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<v Speaker 5>Green.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is a whole thing, and apparently there are

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<v Speaker 1>whole categories about this ship. It's called synesthesia is the

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<v Speaker 1>overarching theme. So some people who have synesthesia can feel sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you play something, it actually causes them pain

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<v Speaker 1>or in some cases pleasure. So like birds, humming and

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<v Speaker 1>tweeting can get people off.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's not sexual pleasure, is it.

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<v Speaker 1>They can yet, or they can get a stomach ache.

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<v Speaker 1>People can get physically sick. It's the same with colors.

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<v Speaker 1>People can get physically sick or aroused.

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<v Speaker 3>What about days of the week? Ready, Monday colors? I

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<v Speaker 3>just want to hear from you first, okay, and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>tell you if you're right or wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>And these are we doing colors?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>The days of the Monday?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Monday's blue.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say so, Tuesday yellow?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Sunday, Oh Sunday, No Sunday Sunday true no, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a no. This is just Wednesday, Wednesday. From Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>I wake up good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>On Wednesdays, we wear red pink.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not associated to pop culture.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I already had it associated with pink before Mean girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Thursday's green. Don't know why it's coming.

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<v Speaker 3>To No, it's purple, purple Friday. Surely we can agree

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<v Speaker 3>on this red. Yes, it's red. Saturday. Saturday is green.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, Saturday's green. I picked green all like an aqua.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you've done Thursday and Saturday as green, you dig

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<v Speaker 3>I can't be right. It's coming to men.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what else is weird the way you align

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<v Speaker 1>days of the week in your head. So when you

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<v Speaker 1>think Monday through Thursday, what are you picturing in your head?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I am literally picturing the days of the week

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<v Speaker 1>like hung up. They're floating like it's a calendar. And

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<v Speaker 1>I picture Monday through Sunday. I can them, And when

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh my god, I got something on Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>my brain will literally go to Thursday.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't see that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what I see. I just think about it. I thought

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<v Speaker 3>it's like a podcast. It's audio only, really, you don't

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<v Speaker 3>see things well, like I imagine things, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>seeing them. Yeah, right right, I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 3>explain it.

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<v Speaker 1>But also this is how it started for me. I

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<v Speaker 1>was driving to work today and it was three fifty seven,

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<v Speaker 1>and I knew I had to be at work at

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<v Speaker 1>four h five, right, And I said to myself, Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>then I've got eight minutes to get to work. But

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<v Speaker 1>how would you work that out? If it's three fifty

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<v Speaker 1>seven and you've got to be there at four or five?

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<v Speaker 1>How would you work out how many minutes minus? What

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<v Speaker 1>would you minus.

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<v Speaker 5>The fifty seven to what is it to four h five?

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<v Speaker 3>Then six?

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<v Speaker 5>Seven eight three? Yeah, nine eight seven?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Then You've lost me? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you've got to get to work by four

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<v Speaker 1>or five and it's three fifty seven, So how i'd

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<v Speaker 1>work it out? I go, well, I've got five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>after four and then it's three minutes, so that's hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I do it. I'd grab the five that

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<v Speaker 1>I have and then add the three that we're missing.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I probably just wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd just be late.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, you're lucky, I'm coming really Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, apparently the way people add and create numbers is

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<v Speaker 1>unique to yourself. It's so individual. There's not one way

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. Is that crazy? Imagine there'd be more

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<v Speaker 1>to this.

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<v Speaker 3>I was finding the color association way more interesting, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you were like, oh, but calendars.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, nah, I found I like the maths thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>because everyone considers it differently.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how would you get to that? How would you get.

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<v Speaker 5>There doing minus?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you minus?

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<v Speaker 7>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna? So it was free fifty seven as the current

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<v Speaker 1>time headche and you've got to be somewhere at four oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Five, okay, So I would do my seven and then

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<v Speaker 4>minus two is five?

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<v Speaker 5>Right, yeah, so it would be eight because it's so

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<v Speaker 5>you'd pick.

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<v Speaker 1>The five from four oh five. Oh my god, one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and seven boy tough Dom Top Boys one oh seven? Futs?

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<v Speaker 3>What color is June green?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, what do you think it is? We can't

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<v Speaker 3>get into it. We could be here all day in.

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<v Speaker 1>All of us do all? Right?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I got my jer man yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Are inside dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Good, Jenny, you did this and this is very targeted

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<v Speaker 3>because Jenna just bought her flea ridden mut of a

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<v Speaker 3>thing in this fucking studio, and I did not find

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<v Speaker 3>it cute at all. I, on the other hand, loved Tiger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Mitch didn't love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why I know why I've just come full one eighty

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<v Speaker 3>because when I was a kid, I used to bring

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<v Speaker 3>my little dog inside, and little dogs to this day,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's fine inside they're fine. But big dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>I would always say to Mum and dad, Oh, why

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<v Speaker 3>can't we bring all the dogs in? Why is it

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<v Speaker 3>just my little one allowed? Now? I'm like, nah, get

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<v Speaker 3>them out, all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Serious.

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<v Speaker 3>No, little ones are fine, I said that, But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>big dogs in the house unless they're ones that are

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<v Speaker 3>kind of well trained and sit on the little bed

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<v Speaker 3>in the corner. But when they get there, then they

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<v Speaker 3>get their huge fucking snout up in your business. It's like, nah,

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<v Speaker 3>get out of my face. I seriously. I have a

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<v Speaker 3>friend who has a husky.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they're hairy dogs, and.

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<v Speaker 3>He thinks it's so cute. But that thing's a monster.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that thing puts my friend's mother in hospital because

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<v Speaker 3>it like jumped up trying to be playful. It's one

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<v Speaker 3>of those dogs that thinks it's a small dog doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>realize how destructive they are, and I don't find that

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<v Speaker 3>bazard cute at all. It ripped my sock off my foot,

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<v Speaker 3>and my friend's like, hah, he's just being playful, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, he's attacking me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I hate that. When I have a friend who

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<v Speaker 1>has a ferret that would not stop biting my fingers

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<v Speaker 1>and she thought it was hilarious. I'm going to get

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<v Speaker 1>tetnus and I'm going to need a tetness get rabies

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<v Speaker 1>from this animal just giggling her head off.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I don't know what's happened to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just become so intolerant for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But Jenna's dog didn't start this. You've had this for

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<v Speaker 1>it's been brooin for all. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I have a family friend as well, but I

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<v Speaker 3>visit often, and every time I get there, I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot there's a fucking dog because it's still young

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<v Speaker 3>and so it's really playful and again doesn't realize how

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<v Speaker 3>big it is. It walks through the lounde room wagging

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<v Speaker 3>its tail, knocking shit over, and it'll come up to

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<v Speaker 3>me and just stick its fucking head in my face

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<v Speaker 3>and my friend's like, oh, just give him a pat

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll leave you alone. I was like, no, that's

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<v Speaker 3>not how this works. I'm gonna stand my ground and

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<v Speaker 3>not give them any affection because that's my right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but you know, soon as I saw Jenna's dog, I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, a dog. Inside I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 3>happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But on the other hand, inside dog can be the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking worse. Nothing worse than going to a house party

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<v Speaker 1>walking in him. Missus giant's great to see, mister, beautiful house.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for having us. Oh you've got a dog,

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<v Speaker 1>little white Maltese, crusting eyes, always named Poco. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>purged on the king furniture puff and you go up

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<v Speaker 1>and pack Coco stinks of a wet tow and you go,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to kick this thing off the balcony. There's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing nice about a crusty eyed, wet Maltese. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind a little dog in the house, but

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<v Speaker 3>as long as it minds its own fucking business a

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<v Speaker 3>bit like, I'll give it attention. I'll come to you

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<v Speaker 3>and say hey, but don't get all up in my grill.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where I just have no patience. For it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel really bad. I used to be such a

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<v Speaker 3>dog person. I've been converted that I've got the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh, Isabella's got sunkur little claws into you.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's what it is if a dog has a

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<v Speaker 3>cat's nature in that it just kind of sits calmly

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<v Speaker 3>in the corner and leaves me the fuck alone. All good, good, interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jenna's dog, Tiger is very long.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a gangly looking bad I'll tell you. In

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<v Speaker 3>the room, and it like swung its head in my

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<v Speaker 3>direction and it was like I was getting head butt

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<v Speaker 3>by a giraffe. I was like, get just snapped away

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<v Speaker 3>from me. You grow.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to Is it just me who doesn't love

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<v Speaker 2>some free shit?

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<v Speaker 1>All you have to do is leave a review. Yah,

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<v Speaker 1>can leave us a review if you're like five stars,

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<v Speaker 1>please on Apple podcast or Facebook. If you review gets

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<v Speaker 1>read out and you're contacted by prize keeper Jenna within

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<v Speaker 1>a week.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you have to contact price keeper Genda.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to get them printed out.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna's not paid enough to start hounding people. Within seven days.

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<v Speaker 3>Your mark, I've got your mark. If you hear your

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<v Speaker 3>review read out, you've got a dm us at couple

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<v Speaker 3>of mitches and gener will send it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that Jenna sending an email every day, Hi, reminder

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<v Speaker 1>three days left.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Well, that's the thing. If we gave Jenda that mission,

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<v Speaker 3>she'd go overboard. She'd comes you out and.

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<v Speaker 1>Be like twenty four hours left.

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<v Speaker 4>Home, but trying to find somebody. Buy that usera like

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<v Speaker 4>most d Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>She comes to me and says, Mitch, can I use

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<v Speaker 3>the pod cast budget to fly to can someone were

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<v Speaker 3>the same last name but I think might be her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I OpEd my birth, deaths and marriages three

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars. Anyway, you contact price keeper Jenna and they've

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<v Speaker 1>got a week to do it, and you'll get a

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<v Speaker 1>free Season three commemorative mug. You can also buy these

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<v Speaker 1>in our Instagram. Buy you a couple of meches on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually drinking my cup of tea out of one

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<v Speaker 3>of the new mugs right pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, premium porcelain and that can be yours if

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<v Speaker 1>you leave us a review.

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<v Speaker 3>I just say the story is back in action. We

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<v Speaker 3>had some teething issues. Ironly ordered a handful of mugs

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<v Speaker 3>to start with. Then they sold out really quick and

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<v Speaker 3>it took ages to get sent more, but now I've

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<v Speaker 3>got mugs coming out my asshole. So if you want

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<v Speaker 3>to order one, please do mugs said the last few,

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<v Speaker 3>and one of them was ordered on like ninth of June,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, ah, shit, like it's taken that

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<v Speaker 3>long for me to get more mugs. So they're in stock.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you are waiting on one, you ordered a one,

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<v Speaker 3>you've won. It's on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got. This one comes from Nat Ferrigie on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Nat says, I've been sitting here for four minutes thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of what to write, and all I can think of is,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys aren't on radio yet. That's a question.

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<v Speaker 3>She's asking.

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<v Speaker 1>Your show is what everyone needs. All the mainstream radio

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<v Speaker 1>shows now I find boring. She hasn't mentioned Mitchell midnight

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm assuming she goes to bed at night. All

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<v Speaker 1>of you are very talented and super funny. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>two kids, so every time I laugh, my pelvic muscles

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<v Speaker 1>are getting a workout. Wow, Eagles for the most. Wishing

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<v Speaker 1>you guys all the best, keep doing you. Love you all. Nat,

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<v Speaker 1>We love you, and we will send you out and

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<v Speaker 1>mug and.

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<v Speaker 3>Joy hopefully if we do end up on radio. They

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<v Speaker 3>bend the rules a bit for us so that I

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<v Speaker 3>can say morning can.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can play gunshots.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a soo how I'd go with the note

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<v Speaker 3>wearing rule.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you wouldn't be able to do it. Charlie Bell

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<v Speaker 1>left this review on Apple Podcast. She says, now Monday

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<v Speaker 1>is my favorite day of the week. I've been listening

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<v Speaker 1>since day one. I've literally rewatched or re listened. We

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<v Speaker 1>watched every episode at least three times because I can't

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<v Speaker 1>do a day without listening to Mitch Mitchell, Jenna too funny. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever need something to listen to, this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is the one and you will never go back. All

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<v Speaker 1>the glaves I have on the bus to school are

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<v Speaker 1>worth weird looks. Love you all way to school. Imagine

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<v Speaker 1>listening to us on the way to school.

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<v Speaker 3>God, we are shaping the next generation of bron.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, enjoy your mug, will send it out. Yah.

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<v Speaker 3>So as you know, I did my first ever stand

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<v Speaker 3>up comedy gig in Brisbane over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes around before. I was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes a lot of guts to do stand up.

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<v Speaker 3>It does the first stand up gig I did. I

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<v Speaker 3>felt like that didn't really count because it was just

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<v Speaker 3>on TikTok Live. But this one of their people. And

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<v Speaker 3>what a lot of stand up comics do in the

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<v Speaker 3>lead up to gigs is they'll do open mic nights

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<v Speaker 3>where they can test their material and like, if a

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<v Speaker 3>joke flops, they'll go great. I won't put that in

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<v Speaker 3>the gig. I did not do that. I didn't have

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<v Speaker 3>the opportunity to do open mic nights and prepare material.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just gonna have to risk it. If it flops,

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<v Speaker 3>it flops. But anyway, that switch up concept with the

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<v Speaker 3>drag element as well as as well as the comedy element.

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<v Speaker 3>They said that they're bringing it to Sydney and wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to know if Mitchell Cherry would do it in Sydney. Ha, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>who are these the organizer?

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<v Speaker 1>Get out? Would you be there doing it too?

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, then if you do it, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a hard act to follow. Do you want me

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<v Speaker 3>to go after you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? What's my drag name going to be?

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<v Speaker 1>Madam fat? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Rihanna Saurus.

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<v Speaker 1>Renaisaurus is good? What man selma selma car.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, do you want to come to an open mic night,

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<v Speaker 3>you have to test your material.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done stand up before and it was rockier than

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<v Speaker 1>that my first time.

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<v Speaker 3>What was your first time?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Stand up? It was opened for the

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<v Speaker 1>thinker girls who are old radio was rocky and it was.

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<v Speaker 3>A real fans, un fun people on the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're very PC, hyper PC.

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<v Speaker 3>You might as well have been the opening act for

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna's feminist book clubs.

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<v Speaker 1>Which she's opening soon. We'll plug that lad on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm yeah, I led with a lot of fat,

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<v Speaker 1>self deprecating humor and they will all like, no, lift,

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<v Speaker 1>lift yourself up, babe.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know who actually gave me really good advice?

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<v Speaker 3>M Russianah. So after my TikTok comedy set, she messaged

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<v Speaker 3>me and said, Babe, just remember there's a fine line

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<v Speaker 3>between self hate and self deprecating, and you don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to cross that because self hate comes across as really uncomfortable,

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<v Speaker 3>where it's self deprecating is funny. And I think that

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<v Speaker 3>was her way of saying that I came across a

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<v Speaker 3>bit self hated in the first one when I said

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<v Speaker 3>that I was dumb as dogshit and stuff, which I

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<v Speaker 3>think is fair.

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<v Speaker 1>I am. That's also very your humor. Sometimes Jen and

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<v Speaker 1>I leave going does he hate us? Or so? That

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<v Speaker 1>is very your brand.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, anyway, you did very well.

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<v Speaker 1>Random a ball my god. Maybe my drag name will

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<v Speaker 1>come late in a couple of weeks. Wow, that all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Me true proud of you as of the listeners. Guys, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>get your mugs season three commemorative addition for sale in

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<v Speaker 1>Is It just Me? Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll pop it in the group as well in our

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook group in during Idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you're not in the Injuran Idiots, you're missing

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<v Speaker 1>out because we went live there last week. We said

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<v Speaker 1>hi exclusively for the idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Also free posting for the mugs. Did I mention every

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, Like I said, I'm very busy.

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<v Speaker 3>The money would go into our kido, so you'd be

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<v Speaker 3>very favor.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you'd be very proud of me. Those flowers I

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<v Speaker 1>almost dipped into our kidio for because I thought I'll

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<v Speaker 1>bring it up on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you'll have. You would have had to have asked

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<v Speaker 3>for my approval and I would have said absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 3>Junior on probation, get back in your box.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what stopped me j because I don't have the

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<v Speaker 1>BSBN account number for our own podcast, cashidiot. Every time

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<v Speaker 1>I buy something for the show, Mitch's like, just send

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<v Speaker 1>me the receipt. I'm like, I'm not an intern.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you not recall that I fired you and put

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<v Speaker 3>your back on probation.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't impressed me when we gasolate you for your

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<v Speaker 1>birthday and we bought you Bree Larsons hit film. Send

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<v Speaker 1>him a receipt. No, you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't You still haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I did.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I was like a Jenneth present. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>mind paying for it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was awful, That was fine. We laugh. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>guys back next week for seventy three. It's a contraceptive diaphragm.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam died as well.

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<v Speaker 3>You've no longer with this, but the show must go on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm proud of you, mit your well done. My first

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<v Speaker 1>name and Feral Street. We'll see you next week. The

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<v Speaker 1>seventy three guys, is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>A podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On

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<v Speaker 3>the end, we pretend we're done, and then we go nat,

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<v Speaker 3>We're not keep talking. So if you've discovered this part,

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<v Speaker 3>it's our little secrets.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is exact. We just locked in Sophie Monk

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<v Speaker 1>because a guest coming up. Did we locked in?

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<v Speaker 3>Locked in? As in locked in? Locked in? Or Mitchell

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<v Speaker 3>Cheery locked in?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll never get it? Can we do? July thirteen? We

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<v Speaker 1>got a date, So Sophie Monk coming up. That's because

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<v Speaker 1>she's hosting Beauty in the Geek.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe maybe you will pass probation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, get me booking, guess I am. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I can announce this shit, but I may as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guest hosting an episode of Beauty in the Geek

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<v Speaker 1>with Sophie. We'll get her in and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You can ask her what it was like, or we

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<v Speaker 1>could brainstorm questions. That was a terrible question. Imagine getting

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<v Speaker 1>Sophie and you go, what was that last?

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<v Speaker 3>I literally know what working with you is like. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask a class Sophie. Nothing, don't specify that.

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<v Speaker 3>Just fuck with her for our own.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I loved it, and then we're not.

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<v Speaker 1>In the Geek. What was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Just it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie has menu loge campaign it was fresh.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, oh god, sorry I missed my hallow fresh when

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<v Speaker 3>I was in Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you missed eating it or you missed the delivery.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it got delivered, but I wasn't home and so

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<v Speaker 3>Jordan had to put it on the fridge and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, actually really miss cooking. It's become my favorite

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<v Speaker 3>part of the day. Yeah, really, thirty minutes or so

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<v Speaker 3>of downtime. Well in the kitchen, no technology.

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<v Speaker 1>My neighbors are on HelloFresh too, and my mum and

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<v Speaker 1>my mom dad came over on the weekend and they

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<v Speaker 1>must have elected to get it to live it on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend. Mum just assumed we also got Hello Fresh.

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<v Speaker 1>So when they left, when they left, so they've been

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<v Speaker 1>there all day. Yeah see yeah, we sat in the

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<v Speaker 1>lounge while you take yourselves out. She brought it in.

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<v Speaker 3>We live in like a duplex and so did your

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<v Speaker 3>mail just go to the one pile?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, we have we have individual mailboxes. A

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<v Speaker 1>giant she robbed your neighbor and then we get a

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<v Speaker 1>doorbell ring from our neighbor and we still don't go

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<v Speaker 1>down because it's on the intercom. Hey guys, sorry, did

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<v Speaker 1>you take a Hello Fresh? Box. I'm like, no, you're

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<v Speaker 1>bitch out there was it? It was you've been my house,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like if you open our door, there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a hallway then our actual house door. Mum opened the

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<v Speaker 1>main door and slid it in so it was in

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<v Speaker 1>the front of out or so the neighbor couldn't see it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I went, no, we didn't. And it was not

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<v Speaker 1>until we woke up. Hayden works from home, not until

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<v Speaker 1>I left at two pm the next day that this

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<v Speaker 1>melted box of vegetables and hOistin sauce packets was out

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<v Speaker 1>the front. I went, oh my god, we did.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but they put they put like a cooler bag

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<v Speaker 3>in there with all the cold shit that it would

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<v Speaker 3>have been fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh true, I would have been fine anyway. So I

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<v Speaker 1>had to apologize gravely, and Mum was like, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were on Hello Fresh.

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<v Speaker 3>No, well, if you're not, you've got to use your

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<v Speaker 3>code forty MC to sign up.

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<v Speaker 1>That could be either of us. Who knows who's deal

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<v Speaker 1>the can.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be completely honest. When I first started working with them,

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<v Speaker 3>mass like, FML, I hate cooking, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>do this, but whatever, I'll do it. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>fell for my own bullshit, my own salesmanship. I now

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<v Speaker 3>love it. Yeah, I actually fucking love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Had it before. I've had every plate which has never.

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<v Speaker 3>Heard about that. I'm always mentioning rather clients.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's my current client. They own every plate, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. It's a family business, family business. Yeah, mister

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<v Speaker 1>Hello owns it all. He's married Fresh. They went to

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<v Speaker 1>school together. You Fresh, I like Fresh. Oh everyblay was good.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm I'm the face of y D's twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one campaign. You don't see me wearing it because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't fit in it. Don't fit in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I shouldn't laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine. They own Johnny big Man.

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<v Speaker 5>They've got nice clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny big Man. Yeah, if you're.

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<v Speaker 3>A corpse, corpse, a corpse, look like, shoot me, what

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<v Speaker 3>are you doing? I can see you clicking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm timing out my National night show.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>I should announce this. This is very exciting. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>told you what I've told you.

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<v Speaker 3>This show has been one big jerk off. I'm an announcement.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm working with Sophie Mank.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the faith of yd Ah. Another announcement for

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<v Speaker 1>the next two weeks. The next two weeks, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing nights. If you're in Sydney, I'm doing a winter

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast show. So by the time this comes out, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be waking up at three am. So, Mitchell, you literally

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<v Speaker 1>cancel that lifestyle out and I begin I need tips.

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<v Speaker 1>What's some tips? How do I prepare for three am

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<v Speaker 1>wake ups?

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<v Speaker 3>So great question, Thank you. The best thing you can

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<v Speaker 3>do is put your phone on a charger away from

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<v Speaker 3>the bed so that when your alarm goes off you

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<v Speaker 3>have to physically get up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good advice.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when you're up, just resist every urge in

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<v Speaker 3>your large body to get back into bed. Just be like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm up now. Having said that, all you do is

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<v Speaker 3>turn the alarm off, and then don't you for the

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<v Speaker 3>first twenty minutes. Don't you don't touch your phone again

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<v Speaker 3>for the first twenty minutes of the day. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>expect you to do this, but I would do a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of pilate stretches, make myself feel a bit away,

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<v Speaker 3>go to the kitchen, make a cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 1>And break Salute to the Sun at three am, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then after fifteen minutes of screen free time or twenty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes and depending how much you want to commit to,

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<v Speaker 3>then you can use your phone and that will make

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<v Speaker 3>a big difference to you today.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good advice.

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<v Speaker 3>Never pit snooze, that'll fuck you up. When do you

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<v Speaker 3>eat food? Because that's why I did mention that in

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<v Speaker 3>the No but break Mitchell. Stop looking at the screen,

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 3>your hands off the mouse. Look at me. That fifteen

0:30:35.080 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 3>minutes of screen free time makes them bricky. Get up,

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<v Speaker 3>turn the alarm off, skip the stretches. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>that's going to happen my hamstrings. Then go get your food.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Jenna, do you do the same.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, make sure you eat bullshit before you come in.

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<v Speaker 1>But what about coffee? How many coffee you're because'm gonna

0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:52.840
<v Speaker 1>be running.

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 3>And don't have coffee because that will give you like

0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 3>mega anxiety the first thing in the morning. So tea

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<v Speaker 3>probably when you get here, But have tea at the

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<v Speaker 3>start of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, what it will shock my body? Yeah me out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's that's why I had like a mad anxiety

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<v Speaker 3>problem at the start of twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to mention the millions of listeners and adoring fans,

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:17.040
<v Speaker 1>what'll be listening, that'll add to the anxiety.

0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 5>Right, Oh yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, good to know. And then what time am

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I going to have to fucking go to bed? My

0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>body clock is set to one am, four sleeps.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know up to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Mine's nine pm and you wake up at at three

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<v Speaker 4>forty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to get into the studio at four.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I give you a good app to try and

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<v Speaker 3>get you to sleep? I want to get you to

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<v Speaker 3>do it now. Actually, okay, I'll do it. I'll give

0:31:44.080 --> 0:31:46.600
<v Speaker 3>it to you on my phone because I already have it.

0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Can you do that thing where I plug my phone

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<v Speaker 3>into the oxchord so everyone can hear it?

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:52.960
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Do you have an oxchord?

0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 3>I think contraceptive diaphram. Sam has one on his desk. Yeah,

0:31:57.800 --> 0:32:00.320
<v Speaker 3>go grab that, and also grab those three portable likes

0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 3>there because Jenn and I are gonna have to talking

0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:04.560
<v Speaker 3>to those so that you can't hear us. So this

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<v Speaker 3>app is called Illuminate everyone. I've heard of that. It

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<v Speaker 3>basically it's like a meditation app, but you you face

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<v Speaker 3>your phone camera towards you, and it flashes your phone

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<v Speaker 3>flash at you like the camera flash, and it is

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<v Speaker 3>said to replicate the experience of an LSD trip. So

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind me a virtual LSD trip before bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Just quietly, I'm.

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Going to give right.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's great, Jenna. You start picturing really weird shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Really yeah, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't wait for Mitch to try it.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like I'm selling this app. I wish like.

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:40.959
<v Speaker 1>No, I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it sounds so good. What's he doing? Dithering is

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:49.120
<v Speaker 3>what you call it?

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:49.800
<v Speaker 7>Not at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, set that up. I'll get these going.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn them on. You need to hit record.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you. I haven't been out of the bees

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<v Speaker 3>that long. Okay, So the app connect did so. This

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<v Speaker 3>is illuminate. It's a meditation app, but you hold it

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<v Speaker 3>next to your face and the phone flash goes off

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 3>and makes you feel like you're having an LSD trip.

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<v Speaker 3>Turn the lights off exactly. I might even turn the

0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 3>TVs off. You need to be the darkest through impossible.

0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 3>All right, So lie back in your chair, get really relaxed,

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<v Speaker 3>close your eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I should get.

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 3>A tripod to hold the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, it's fine, it all work, pressing play.

0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:28.920
<v Speaker 3>Yep, and I turn mine on. Jen Jenn's Mike's off.

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<v Speaker 1>All right there off and am am opening my light,

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<v Speaker 1>opening my.

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<v Speaker 3>Eyes, closing them the whole time.

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<v Speaker 6>Turn your phone so the flashlight is facing you, close

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<v Speaker 6>your eyes, and then take a couple of big, deep breaths.

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 3>You got a text. Now, hang on, I want to

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<v Speaker 3>say something else. I want you to forget the fact

0:33:50.480 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 3>that we're recording a podcast right now, to get that

0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:58.120
<v Speaker 3>you're on show. Just really lap up the moment all right.

0:33:59.200 --> 0:34:00.160
<v Speaker 1>In through your nose.

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<v Speaker 6>And out through your mouth.

0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Ready the flashings about the start. My god, I'm so excited.

0:34:13.600 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 7>Like.

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm a booth of Oh, it's strobing.

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:26.320
<v Speaker 6>Though we are all very aware of life's ups and downs,

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:30.720
<v Speaker 6>we are often less aware of the extent to which

0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:34.920
<v Speaker 6>our natural bias focuses us on the negative aspects of

0:34:34.960 --> 0:34:41.520
<v Speaker 6>this journey. Take a moment to imagine yourself walking or

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:48.759
<v Speaker 6>running against a strong wind. As you battle against it,

0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:54.360
<v Speaker 6>it continuously consumes your thoughts. Once you reach a corner.

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<v Speaker 3>Striver that in its space. Then after a few minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>you seriously, Jenny, start picturing the whack sh like the flash.

0:35:01.640 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 3>It's not like circling in your mind and stuff. It's bright.

0:35:04.320 --> 0:35:06.440
<v Speaker 5>Well, I've noticed since gone brighter.

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 6>The same tends to apply in life with us only

0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:16.799
<v Speaker 6>noticing what's wrong or what's missing when things feel difficult,

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:21.120
<v Speaker 6>rather than appreciating and learning from what's making us content

0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:28.800
<v Speaker 6>when things are going well. First, think about the last

0:35:28.840 --> 0:35:32.200
<v Speaker 6>time that you felt a feeling of contentment or happiness.

0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:38.279
<v Speaker 6>It could be now or sometime in the past, even

0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:43.319
<v Speaker 6>if it was just a fleeting moment. Picture what this

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:44.719
<v Speaker 6>moment felt like to you.

0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:47.319
<v Speaker 3>It looks like some craped at her and dunking on

0:35:47.360 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 3>the straight. Yeah, it was Valor. It's really knocking him out.

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:06.480
<v Speaker 3>Imagine if you had an epileptic fit. Oh my god,

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:13.120
<v Speaker 3>See how the strobe slowed down. Yes, and now it's

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:15.959
<v Speaker 3>getting faster. Yeah, it affects what you're saying in your mind.

0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:17.440
<v Speaker 6>Wow.

0:36:18.160 --> 0:36:20.360
<v Speaker 5>No, he's from very much in the zone.

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:22.319
<v Speaker 3>If you guys don't have an iPhone, you can just

0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:26.200
<v Speaker 3>do a tab of acid before bed instead. Give it

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:37.920
<v Speaker 3>a try. Oh god, it's gone really false light relaxed.

0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, you want to ship myself.

0:36:42.480 --> 0:36:45.480
<v Speaker 6>Now that we are more aware back and mindful of

0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:49.919
<v Speaker 6>this feeling of contentment, let's try to understand a bit

0:36:50.040 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 6>more about what underpins it.

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:53.680
<v Speaker 1>All right, I can do this at happen.

0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:57.440
<v Speaker 6>Why does this moment what did you.

0:36:57.400 --> 0:37:01.520
<v Speaker 3>Think Jesus quiet. Do you feel like going nine eyes?

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>They actually do?

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 3>There you go?

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:05.760
<v Speaker 1>So you do that before bed? Yeah?

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:08.279
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I do it during the day. I just put

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:09.799
<v Speaker 3>the blinds down. I feel like an acid trip.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:14.319
<v Speaker 1>I was seeing. I saw a giant primantis. I'm not joking. Sorry,

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Jennis Microsoft.

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:16.320
<v Speaker 5>Wait, did you really?

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I swear to you. I was seeing wacky shapes.

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:21.600
<v Speaker 3>What did you picture when they said to think of

0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:25.440
<v Speaker 3>a really perfect moment of contentment? Oh it time you

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 3>entered Hayden.

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:29.040
<v Speaker 1>No, it was actually this morning with hated. We had

0:37:29.040 --> 0:37:30.520
<v Speaker 1>a very nice moment on the lounge. I had nothing

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 1>to do and we were just being very lovey nice,

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 1>and I thought about we didn't have to do the

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>live on Sunday. That was pure joy and blisty.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we talk about that? Why all staff meeting?

0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm very zen.

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:47.719
<v Speaker 3>You don't just not do it.

0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:50.799
<v Speaker 1>No, that's like when the manager isn't there.

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 3>No, because if you're not there, I still go on

0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:57.480
<v Speaker 3>without you, don't I you do. Actually, so if I'm busy,

0:37:57.960 --> 0:38:00.720
<v Speaker 3>we have to have a discussion because we got people

0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 3>in the group saying, oh, they left me hanging. I

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:05.560
<v Speaker 3>was waiting for it to start oh no, And I'm like,

0:38:05.680 --> 0:38:08.759
<v Speaker 3>just because I have a commitment doesn't mean my staff

0:38:08.920 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 3>can let me down.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna, we should have done it.

0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh you could have done it and then crossed

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:15.200
<v Speaker 3>to me for a couple of minutes and then I

0:38:15.200 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 3>would have dropped out, and then you would have carried

0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 3>on like I've done for you so many times. He's

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:21.319
<v Speaker 3>got a good point. Although I have I'm not even

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:23.200
<v Speaker 3>putting on an act. I was really fucked off by that.

0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:26.440
<v Speaker 3>I was like, it's not even me, it's them. It's

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:29.000
<v Speaker 3>the listeners that were there on the dot waiting for it.

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:32.719
<v Speaker 1>They sit there with Rosees. Although someone did post on

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:35.400
<v Speaker 1>and durant idiots and they said, oh, you know, I

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:37.400
<v Speaker 1>know why it's not happening, but I still miss it.

0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:40.200
<v Speaker 3>That's what I mean. They know why, but that's it

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 3>should have happened, because that reason only affects me.

0:38:42.680 --> 0:38:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Very true. Apologies, Mitchell. That's a genuine heartfelt.

0:38:45.960 --> 0:38:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Apology, because I was frantic. I forgot and I was like,

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, it's six forty pm.

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Surely Mitchell would have gone live.

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Actually my first thought was I bet he just didn't

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 3>do it, and I was right.

0:38:57.239 --> 0:38:59.719
<v Speaker 1>It was right, proving himself right.

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:02.480
<v Speaker 3>We should have spoken about it beforehand and come up

0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 3>with a plan, but I was busy. You weren't, well,

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:07.400
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't.

0:39:08.360 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 5>We can learn from this.

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 1>We can learn from our mistakes. Anyway, Wow, that really worked.

0:39:13.520 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 3>What's the app called Illuminate.

0:39:16.640 --> 0:39:18.520
<v Speaker 1>True Contentment? Let me go through some of the others.

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you should go to the one called Intense Exploration.

0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:25.440
<v Speaker 3>There's no voiceover. It just makes you fucking trip out

0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:28.000
<v Speaker 3>for fifteen minutes sleep reflection.

0:39:28.280 --> 0:39:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Is this a paid app? Not all of us have

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Tinder money?

0:39:31.120 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I can claim that app on the kitty.

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh now because we content cash?

0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 1>All right? Thank you for listening to the show seventy two.

0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:40.560
<v Speaker 1>What a hoot. We'll be back next week. I genuinely

0:39:40.640 --> 0:39:41.520
<v Speaker 1>feel really zen.

0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:42.440
<v Speaker 3>That's good.

0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Now the lights are off as well.

0:39:44.239 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 3>And so what I do is I after that? I

0:39:48.400 --> 0:39:50.120
<v Speaker 3>then just get up and put my phone away. But

0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 3>I try, and this sounds really whacked, but I try

0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:53.719
<v Speaker 3>and keep my eyes closed while I was doing it,

0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 3>because if I put my eyes open, then I'll wake

0:39:56.239 --> 0:39:58.520
<v Speaker 3>up again. So I try and like farm away over

0:39:58.600 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 3>without open the eyes is keeping the sh after that?

0:40:00.520 --> 0:40:03.600
<v Speaker 1>You know what would be good that. Then your lavender

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:04.840
<v Speaker 1>eyepillow that you bought.

0:40:04.719 --> 0:40:07.520
<v Speaker 3>Us on the eyes yep, absolutely.

0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:08.919
<v Speaker 1>Especially in winter, you can put those in the micro

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:11.000
<v Speaker 1>for about ten seconds and that'll be Yeah.

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:12.319
<v Speaker 5>I haven't tried that.

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:13.200
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys ever have a week bag? I know

0:40:14.680 --> 0:40:15.040
<v Speaker 1>that if ye?

0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've got one right here? Do you my shoulder

0:40:17.760 --> 0:40:18.520
<v Speaker 3>at the gym? O?

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:20.799
<v Speaker 1>Did you how's any gym update? What are you doing?

0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:21.600
<v Speaker 1>You're feeling happy?

0:40:21.800 --> 0:40:22.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:40:22.680 --> 0:40:24.360
<v Speaker 3>Did you see that TikTok of the guy going and

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:25.760
<v Speaker 3>rand about my way the other day?

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 1>That was fun. I went and commented and oh, it

0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:34.480
<v Speaker 1>was hilarious, But who is this man?

0:40:35.920 --> 0:40:38.520
<v Speaker 3>It was just odd. It was so odd.

0:40:38.600 --> 0:40:42.080
<v Speaker 1>He spoke like he was the year above human, like

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:44.279
<v Speaker 1>he was the school captain, and like he was close

0:40:44.320 --> 0:40:45.720
<v Speaker 1>to it's on my TikTok.

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<v Speaker 7>Babe, I like commented he waits ag about a couple

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<v Speaker 7>of months ago, and he absolutely frank was stacked it on.

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<v Speaker 1>She fucking did sack it on right on because of.

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<v Speaker 7>The bills or whatever the fuck it is. I'm not

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<v Speaker 7>going to lie to your fucking face and tell you

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<v Speaker 7>you look good, but really you don't, right, So fucking

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<v Speaker 7>be grateful for camps like sucking me. He's gone and

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<v Speaker 7>done something about it, and now his fucking mate, he

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<v Speaker 7>now looks good. But it's all because of my fucking comment.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I've been wearing the same size clothes the whole time.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you noticing small change in my figure?

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you've just started at the gym three weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and he must see you at the gym. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what fucked me off about it the most was

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<v Speaker 1>that he felt like, because you're at the gym, he

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<v Speaker 1>was the one who caused you to go to the gym.

0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:41.120
<v Speaker 1>He was like, yes, you must have seen my messages

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<v Speaker 1>because he's done it.

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<v Speaker 5>And if it wasn't for my comment, then he.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't be at the gym. And he the comment he

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<v Speaker 3>was referring to is saying that I've stacked on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>He wrote that in February, So if it was the motivation,

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<v Speaker 3>it took me quite a while to harness that motivation,

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<v Speaker 3>waiting until June to go to pt Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And dull, I mean, let's be real, since fame hit you,

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<v Speaker 1>he's embellishing there.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it exactly? You're the projection what everything you took.

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<v Speaker 1>Over for Allen ever? Since you became deputy leader of

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<v Speaker 1>the Nationals Party, you've put on whit what you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong page?

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<v Speaker 3>Fun feeling about next week? Seven and three of my

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<v Speaker 3>favorite numbers, So seven three.

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<v Speaker 1>Seventy three boil girl girl, Yeah, seventy three is at

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely she's got a good rack on her. Now is

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<v Speaker 1>that the tip of the seven that makes me think?

0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Tit's like, what is the the three? More than maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess the tip of the seven is like

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<v Speaker 1>a big old hair, like a nose, like, yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>she means business.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's Gladys bare as you clean?

0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Next week is glad as? Can we get a politician

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<v Speaker 1>on the show?

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<v Speaker 3>You can do what you like, honey?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're guest book guest booker officially, yeah, that is

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<v Speaker 1>booked in Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. If you want to do a trial period as

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:05.520
<v Speaker 3>the guestbook are, that will bring you out of your internship.

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<v Speaker 1>I I get Sophie.

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<v Speaker 3>No, if a trial period, that's not one job. If

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<v Speaker 3>you get good, it's one guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I've got Sophie. It's been confirmed. So I'm

0:43:17.520 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 1>going to try and get a politician. What the funk?

0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Will we ask her?

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<v Speaker 3>Can your homework be to just get someone that's so

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:26.759
<v Speaker 3>not on brand for the show, like someone who we

0:43:26.800 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 3>would never usually get, like I know Alan Jones, like

0:43:30.840 --> 0:43:33.120
<v Speaker 3>the most left wing Pery McSween.

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<v Speaker 1>Like hue from Huey's Kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring her in, I'll spit in the face.

0:43:42.840 --> 0:43:45.360
<v Speaker 1>Shoot me. Oh my god. Okay, we could call it

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.879
<v Speaker 1>off brand, and it's just getting guess that are so

0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:50.480
<v Speaker 1>off brand but are so right.

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:54.120
<v Speaker 3>But the odd thing is that someone being off brand

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:55.759
<v Speaker 3>is kind of on brand for us, because we would

0:43:55.800 --> 0:43:55.960
<v Speaker 3>do that.

0:43:56.040 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, she just caught Black and Goal, like the off brand.

0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's welcome to Black and Gold. And the poor guest would.

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:06.200
<v Speaker 3>Be like, what, who's someone not on brand for us?

0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:07.480
<v Speaker 3>Terry Irwin?

0:44:08.200 --> 0:44:10.839
<v Speaker 1>No, we get Terry.

0:44:10.840 --> 0:44:12.520
<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't it goes so good to be here?

0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:16.400
<v Speaker 1>No, Terry has a weird hybrid.

0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:18.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, she's like nine with an American.

0:44:18.520 --> 0:44:20.560
<v Speaker 1>You think, yeah, oh she is American, I guess.

0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:22.760
<v Speaker 3>And she still tries to pull off Getty.

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what about we got what's Hugh Jackman's wife

0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:34.680
<v Speaker 1>definitely generally furness.

0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:37.720
<v Speaker 3>What about Tom Hanks's wife, the one that got COVID

0:44:38.080 --> 0:44:43.520
<v Speaker 3>and gave it to Richard Rita Wilson Rita, Wilson Rita.

0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:44.640
<v Speaker 1>Good to have you on?

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 3>What about Neil Armstrong?

0:44:46.680 --> 0:44:47.280
<v Speaker 1>He's dead?

0:44:48.000 --> 0:44:50.640
<v Speaker 3>A buzz aldron I cold?

0:44:51.600 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 1>You can get the mars over it.

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:58.600
<v Speaker 3>Who's someone just not on brand? Carrie Anne?

0:44:58.680 --> 0:45:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Carrianne is so off brand? Carrie Anne is the antithesis

0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:02.680
<v Speaker 1>of this show.

0:45:02.800 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 3>Did you think that Angela Biship wanted to say talk

0:45:05.120 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 3>shit about Kerry and but she just couldn't, Like I

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 3>gave her the inn. She's like you could see it.

0:45:09.520 --> 0:45:12.520
<v Speaker 1>She was like she was scrunching of stress ball, one

0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 1>of Mitch's ushi's the head of marketing for Wilworth. Great

0:45:18.200 --> 0:45:18.799
<v Speaker 1>to have you here.

0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:21.720
<v Speaker 3>Sam Thompson's on brand?

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:22.200
<v Speaker 1>We shop?

0:45:22.280 --> 0:45:23.120
<v Speaker 3>What's something we don't do?

0:45:23.280 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 1>We shop?

0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:27.560
<v Speaker 3>What have we got? Like a football commentator.

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Warried he could commentate a show. Oo, Ryan, I love bo,

0:45:34.400 --> 0:45:36.160
<v Speaker 1>I love bo. He's a friend of ours, but still

0:45:36.200 --> 0:45:36.759
<v Speaker 1>not on break.

0:45:36.880 --> 0:45:38.680
<v Speaker 3>Get him? Get him all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So my task to get out of my what's it

0:45:42.160 --> 0:45:46.080
<v Speaker 1>called probation period, no internship, and to graduate to a guest,

0:45:46.080 --> 0:45:48.399
<v Speaker 1>book a role which would be more money. I'm assumming, Jenner,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to book a guest that isn't Sophie that's

0:45:52.520 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 1>not on brand.

0:45:54.520 --> 0:45:56.719
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think you realized the roles ongoing. You

0:45:56.760 --> 0:45:57.600
<v Speaker 3>can't just one.

0:45:57.719 --> 0:45:58.480
<v Speaker 1>No, no, this is no.

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Two book guests, I'll fire you.

0:46:02.040 --> 0:46:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay. That's how That's how employment works. It's just clicking,

0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>all right, I get it.

0:46:07.120 --> 0:46:09.200
<v Speaker 3>It's like you want me going ready every night, whil

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:11.080
<v Speaker 3>I did a last week.

0:46:10.920 --> 0:46:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I do one anyway, went to breakfast starts tomorrow. It's huge, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, we hope this podcast made you feel at least

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 3>two percent better today.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys. Oh, I'm on. I'm on two percent fat milk,

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<v Speaker 1>just to add that in. I know it's got nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with anything, but I've made the switch.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, the pool smarter white milk. Have you seen

0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:31.359
<v Speaker 3>the ad with the old lady. No, there's no ad.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't been influenced by an ad. That AD's been

0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:36.399
<v Speaker 3>around for decades. Have you not seen he's there an ad?

0:46:36.480 --> 0:46:38.840
<v Speaker 1>No, I've just I just saw it at Tramshed's Grosser

0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:40.720
<v Speaker 1>and it was like, that sounds fine. What's two percent?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll try it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's an ad find it. Stop the music. You're joking, right,

0:46:45.239 --> 0:46:47.040
<v Speaker 3>of course, you know that ad where she's like an

0:46:47.040 --> 0:46:50.080
<v Speaker 3>extra dun up extra dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>Beg your pardon.

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<v Speaker 3>Just look up Paul's Real Milk ad I'm on.

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<v Speaker 1>Here in eleven minutes, doesn't matter, and I do that

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<v Speaker 1>ten plus one two people sitting at a cafe.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, come on, bottle of milk.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks, well, I've had and I've had full cream, calcium,

0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:16.560
<v Speaker 4>high protein. Sorry light skim a Mega three hi calcium

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<v Speaker 4>with vitamin D and folid or extra dollup.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 6>I just want milk to taste like real milk.

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<v Speaker 3>Milk. This toasted like full cream milk, and only.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is colln smarter white milk. I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Smart choice.

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<v Speaker 3>We should do a top five ads, can we?

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<v Speaker 1>That could be good? Anyway, let's go got thidetracked. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>see next week. Guys, thank you for listening. We love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget five star review and a margole that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>But we'll see you in a week's time.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't wait. Catch you then, guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>Podcast by a couple of meches.

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