Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical Pippot.
Speaker 2: Some things that make more sense than others bring Pikes, nurseries,
Speaker 2: Percy Pikes, p y.
Speaker 3: K e s Hey, why I Hey, as in kill
Speaker 3: hey why.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 1: Food?
Speaker 3: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good time. This is just
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches. What about me?
Speaker 3: Don't forget.
Speaker 1: No, he is mixture and outlay here for seventy two.
Speaker 3: Hello, Welcome to the show once.
Speaker 1: Again, freshly back from Brisbane. Mitchell Kurb's looking beautiful brown.
Speaker 3: I'm so jet lagged.
Speaker 1: You've got and see that the Brisbane what's it called?
Speaker 1: The Bowmorl River or the Brown River in the middle.
Speaker 3: I think it's just the Brisbane River, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called?
Speaker 3: I think so? But you know, I just came back
Speaker 3: from Brisbane my stand up comedy gig and my drag performance.
Speaker 1: Is it we glue in your hair?
Speaker 3: Still there is still a little bit really Yes, If
Speaker 3: you weren't listening last week, it was my first stand
Speaker 3: up and then after intermission had to get into drag.
Speaker 3: It was called the switch up, so we'd, you know,
Speaker 3: go from being comedian to a drag queen. First time
Speaker 3: I've ever done that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were really throwing yourself in the deep end
Speaker 1: doing both for the first time. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That was my first proper stand up too, But I
Speaker 3: abandoned the drag name that I came up with on
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 1: Right, which I thought was very funny.
Speaker 3: It was originally going to be a failure pause, and
Speaker 3: then it was going to be a feel your box
Speaker 3: and then right at the last minute because I knew
Speaker 3: I was doing a Mum and mea inspired number, yeah,
Speaker 3: based off Meryl Streep, and I was like, uh, Feral Streep.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant, that's perfect, It's brilliant. I felt so upset.
Speaker 1: It's like when your friend breaks up with someone but
Speaker 1: doesn't tell you and you see You're like, where's dead?
Speaker 1: But they're like, we're not together anymore? Like you were like,
Speaker 1: I'm feral Stree.
Speaker 3: I didn't know about that our third Wheel prize. Jenna's here,
Speaker 3: guess what dinner what? I was at the venue and
Speaker 3: they're like, mister koons, we have a delivery for you
Speaker 3: in your dressing room, and it was hold on they travel. Well, look,
Speaker 3: let's see the flowers from Mitchell Chirefore they didn't.
Speaker 1: Know you had that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I chucked them in my suitcase and I was like,
Speaker 3: if they die, they die. If they don't, they don't,
Speaker 3: and look at them thriving. But the card said, oh,
Speaker 3: congratulations you congratulations on your debut Ophelia. I was like, ah,
Speaker 3: I've changed the name.
Speaker 5: Sorry, lovely, my delivery didn't arrive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did note that. You've forgot that.
Speaker 5: I know it was delayed.
Speaker 1: Don't you jump on that either. That was me. That
Speaker 1: took me four hours and a passport to order, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I wanted to get a prosecco with it. And
Speaker 1: then they were like, oh, just we need a photo
Speaker 1: of your of your passport to make sure you're over eighteen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I fucking life? They wanted part
Speaker 1: like ten points of identification that same.
Speaker 3: Do you ever think to yourself, I have no idea
Speaker 3: where my birth certificate is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I never need it today. Mine used
Speaker 1: to be in like a silver cylinder. Did you guys
Speaker 1: have that? Don't think so mine was like in a
Speaker 1: silver tube can. A stand was on one of the
Speaker 1: shelves and I think I opened it one day and
Speaker 1: it wasn't even fucking in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I seriously, I have no idea where it
Speaker 3: is not. Can I just say Brisbane as much as
Speaker 3: I love Brisbane, Like that's the only other city that
Speaker 3: I would consider living in other than Sydney.
Speaker 1: Really, you did put some inster stories.
Speaker 3: I've always loved brisney Land, but they're so behind. Because
Speaker 3: I forgot my wallet, like my traditional acoustic wallet, and
Speaker 3: I was like, well, it won't be a problem because
Speaker 3: I don't even remember the last time I used it
Speaker 3: because everything's on my phone now, my bank cards, my
Speaker 3: driver's license, it's all digital. Huh. Everyone was so confused
Speaker 3: by how all that shit worked in Brisbane and I
Speaker 3: pulled out my ID on my phone like you Ken
Speaker 3: in New South Wales at the club, They're like, what's that?
Speaker 3: You also can't tap on and off public transport using
Speaker 3: your card. You have to get a fucking coins no,
Speaker 3: like the scabby version of the Opal card or the
Speaker 3: Miking in Melbourne. So I had to buy some fucking
Speaker 3: card instead of just tapping on with my phone like
Speaker 3: I usually do.
Speaker 1: The same person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. They're very behind that on a digital licenses
Speaker 3: they're checking system is all right.
Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say, because I was
Speaker 1: only the Brisbane a month ago for whatever I was
Speaker 1: filming up there, and I had to check them with
Speaker 1: a pen and paper. Yeah, like it was prohibition.
Speaker 5: They don't have QR.
Speaker 1: Con some places, but the sushi restaurant I was at
Speaker 1: did not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they're a bit backwards.
Speaker 1: We love our Brisbane listeners stuff and coming to the
Speaker 1: show you got to meet some idiots.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did a bunch of them with their callum
Speaker 3: Lochlan Bailey. There was a whole bunch. It was lovely.
Speaker 3: I got presents from them too. I felt very love Can.
Speaker 1: We talk about your drag or what did you enjoy
Speaker 1: the drag performance? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did. It was I was kind of like, oh,
Speaker 3: thank god it's over because it's not something I'm going
Speaker 3: to do again in a rash because I can't do
Speaker 3: makeup for shit like I had someone doing it for
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 1: I was going to ask. You had a drag queen
Speaker 1: doing it right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then I shout the Justine diva, Oh funny they
Speaker 3: did two hours worth of makeup in thirty minutes. Forty Yeah, actually,
Speaker 3: can I tell you? I was very late on stage,
Speaker 3: so like, Mitchell, you're on in two minutes, and I said,
Speaker 3: the hosts are going to have to pad out. I
Speaker 3: didn't realize that that's just radio lingo. They were like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck's pad out? I was like, just kill time,
Speaker 3: and so they apparently they pad it out or tried
Speaker 3: to kill as much time as they could while I
Speaker 3: was getting ready in drag because forty minutes isn't long enough,
Speaker 3: soz And then eventually they were like, everyone, just go
Speaker 3: to the bar and get another drink. We'll be back
Speaker 3: in five.
Speaker 1: And so they threw another intermission, which worked because then
Speaker 1: everyone was a bit more pissed by the time I
Speaker 1: came on stage.
Speaker 3: But no, it went well. It was good, good.
Speaker 1: I saw a little bit of it. You're beautiful. You
Speaker 1: actually did it for be your first time in drag.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. I did not know what was
Speaker 1: your You're tat thank you.
Speaker 3: You know what they said to me beforehand, So will
Speaker 3: you need help talking?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I said, pardon me? Oh no, I didn't know that
Speaker 3: tucking was a thing. Holy shit, what an awful thing
Speaker 3: to do to your body. But what did It's like
Speaker 3: male genital mutilation?
Speaker 1: What were you wearing? I don't remember now.
Speaker 3: I was wearing a dress and I had like some
Speaker 3: bike shorts on underneath, like some skins.
Speaker 1: So did you have to tuck? Could you've just let
Speaker 1: it out?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't tuck. I refuse. I said, your fucking
Speaker 3: hands away from my junk. I shan't be tucking with
Speaker 3: a roll of duct tate. Can you explain what tucking is?
Speaker 3: I don't really know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm a massive drag raffan tucking is where
Speaker 1: because when you're in drag, it's all about female illusion,
Speaker 1: and you know, classic females don't have the bulge.
Speaker 3: I get female illusion every day in my life. People
Speaker 3: think I'm a woman, I need to tuck the junk.
Speaker 1: No, but these queens are in one piece of catsuits, right,
Speaker 1: So if you know, they're all very massive penises, so
Speaker 1: they're going to tuck them away. So what you do
Speaker 1: is you get apparently like heaps of pieces of duct
Speaker 1: tape and you make like a cup, right, and then
Speaker 1: you put it on your penis and then you literally
Speaker 1: spread your cheeks and pull it up in between from
Speaker 1: what I've seen and been told, in between your your crack,
Speaker 1: and then you get masking tape, stick it on the
Speaker 1: pad in front of it, and then you tape it
Speaker 1: up and then you tape around your hips. So it's
Speaker 1: like like a nappy made of duct tape.
Speaker 3: But that's not the worst part. Apparently you have they
Speaker 3: put their balls back in in where That's what I thought. Well,
Speaker 3: you know how when you go through puberty they say
Speaker 3: your balls drop. I've heard they just basically undropped them
Speaker 3: and just kind of put them up. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to know where that is. I don't
Speaker 3: even know how to do that, and I'm not introuting.
Speaker 1: In the little sockets that might have been there before.
Speaker 1: You know what, like it's really cold and you're swimming,
Speaker 1: or you're like you're in a cold pool, they're like
Speaker 1: little egg cups and they just slop back up. That
Speaker 1: has happened to me in the past.
Speaker 3: Well, either way, it wasn't happening. I said, no fucking way,
Speaker 3: I'm not tucking.
Speaker 6: Way.
Speaker 3: I was the only untucked queen Jesus.
Speaker 1: Well, if it is your first time listening welcome to
Speaker 1: Is it just me? We start the show the same
Speaker 1: way every week, two gyms? Or is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is I jam something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's mine? Is
Speaker 1: Mine is odd and it's kind of a mind fuck.
Speaker 1: But once you get your head around it, I think
Speaker 1: it'll make sense. And it's something that I've thought for years.
Speaker 1: But I saw a TikTok and it just triggered something
Speaker 1: in my brain and I need to get your opinion
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 3: Do you want to go first? Or should I?
Speaker 1: I'll go first. You've done a lot of talking that
Speaker 1: Tuckings mentally scarred me, so I will go first. Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Is the number nine? Boy?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Eah? Three?
Speaker 5: Three is a girl?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I think three?
Speaker 1: I get boy from three girl? Really? Yep? Thirteen boy girl,
Speaker 1: I see girl for thirteen.
Speaker 3: They've all got their own energy.
Speaker 1: I agree. So you guys agree with me? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is a whole thing. Do you know? This is
Speaker 1: called ordinal linguistic personification?
Speaker 3: Yeah, them all across that. I've had a lot of
Speaker 3: arguments with people about what color aligns with each day
Speaker 3: of the week, and also what color aligns with each
Speaker 3: subject in school? Like, what what book covering do you
Speaker 3: put on your maths?
Speaker 1: Blue?
Speaker 6: Red?
Speaker 5: Orange?
Speaker 1: Maths is red? You dog? Maths is so blue orange?
Speaker 3: Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 1: What's green?
Speaker 3: English?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can see English or yellow? I could do
Speaker 1: yellow with.
Speaker 5: Green.
Speaker 1: No, this is a whole thing, and apparently there are
Speaker 1: whole categories about this ship. It's called synesthesia is the
Speaker 1: overarching theme. So some people who have synesthesia can feel sounds.
Speaker 1: So if you play something, it actually causes them pain
Speaker 1: or in some cases pleasure. So like birds, humming and
Speaker 1: tweeting can get people off.
Speaker 3: Oh it's not sexual pleasure, is it.
Speaker 1: They can yet, or they can get a stomach ache.
Speaker 1: People can get physically sick. It's the same with colors.
Speaker 1: People can get physically sick or aroused.
Speaker 3: What about days of the week? Ready, Monday colors? I
Speaker 3: just want to hear from you first, okay, and I'll
Speaker 3: tell you if you're right or wrong?
Speaker 1: And these are we doing colors?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The days of the Monday?
Speaker 1: Okay, Monday's blue.
Speaker 3: I would say so, Tuesday yellow?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, Sunday, Oh Sunday, No Sunday Sunday true no, but
Speaker 1: I'm not a no. This is just Wednesday, Wednesday. From Wednesday,
Speaker 1: I wake up good morning.
Speaker 3: On Wednesdays, we wear red pink.
Speaker 1: If it's not associated to pop culture.
Speaker 3: No, I already had it associated with pink before Mean girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Thursday's green. Don't know why it's coming.
Speaker 3: To No, it's purple, purple Friday. Surely we can agree
Speaker 3: on this red. Yes, it's red. Saturday. Saturday is green.
Speaker 1: Yep, Saturday's green. I picked green all like an aqua.
Speaker 3: Well you've done Thursday and Saturday as green, you dig
Speaker 3: I can't be right. It's coming to men.
Speaker 1: You know what else is weird the way you align
Speaker 1: days of the week in your head. So when you
Speaker 1: think Monday through Thursday, what are you picturing in your head?
Speaker 1: Because I am literally picturing the days of the week
Speaker 1: like hung up. They're floating like it's a calendar. And
Speaker 1: I picture Monday through Sunday. I can them, And when
Speaker 1: I go, oh my god, I got something on Thursday,
Speaker 1: my brain will literally go to Thursday.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't see that. I don't know
Speaker 3: what I see. I just think about it. I thought
Speaker 3: it's like a podcast. It's audio only, really, you don't
Speaker 3: see things well, like I imagine things, but I'm not
Speaker 3: seeing them. Yeah, right right, I don't know how to
Speaker 3: explain it.
Speaker 1: But also this is how it started for me. I
Speaker 1: was driving to work today and it was three fifty seven,
Speaker 1: and I knew I had to be at work at
Speaker 1: four h five, right, And I said to myself, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: then I've got eight minutes to get to work. But
Speaker 1: how would you work that out? If it's three fifty
Speaker 1: seven and you've got to be there at four or five?
Speaker 1: How would you work out how many minutes minus? What
Speaker 1: would you minus.
Speaker 5: The fifty seven to what is it to four h five?
Speaker 3: Then six?
Speaker 5: Seven eight three? Yeah, nine eight seven?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Then You've lost me? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've got to get to work by four
Speaker 1: or five and it's three fifty seven, So how i'd
Speaker 1: work it out? I go, well, I've got five minutes
Speaker 1: after four and then it's three minutes, so that's hey,
Speaker 1: that's how I do it. I'd grab the five that
Speaker 1: I have and then add the three that we're missing.
Speaker 1: Is that what you do?
Speaker 3: I probably just wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You'd just be late.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, you're lucky, I'm coming really Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Well, apparently the way people add and create numbers is
Speaker 1: unique to yourself. It's so individual. There's not one way
Speaker 1: to do it. Is that crazy? Imagine there'd be more
Speaker 1: to this.
Speaker 3: I was finding the color association way more interesting, okay,
Speaker 3: and then you were like, oh, but calendars.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, nah, I found I like the maths thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because everyone considers it differently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how would you get to that? How would you get.
Speaker 5: There doing minus?
Speaker 1: What would you minus?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 1: Jenna? So it was free fifty seven as the current
Speaker 1: time headche and you've got to be somewhere at four oh.
Speaker 4: Five, okay, So I would do my seven and then
Speaker 4: minus two is five?
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, so it would be eight because it's so
Speaker 5: you'd pick.
Speaker 1: The five from four oh five. Oh my god, one
Speaker 1: hundred and seven boy tough Dom Top Boys one oh seven? Futs?
Speaker 3: What color is June green?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: No, no, what do you think it is? We can't
Speaker 3: get into it. We could be here all day in.
Speaker 1: All of us do all? Right?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: I got my jer man yours?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Are inside dogs?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Good, Jenny, you did this and this is very targeted
Speaker 3: because Jenna just bought her flea ridden mut of a
Speaker 3: thing in this fucking studio, and I did not find
Speaker 3: it cute at all. I, on the other hand, loved Tiger.
Speaker 1: Yes, Mitch didn't love it.
Speaker 3: Why I know why I've just come full one eighty
Speaker 3: because when I was a kid, I used to bring
Speaker 3: my little dog inside, and little dogs to this day,
Speaker 3: I think it's fine inside they're fine. But big dogs.
Speaker 3: I would always say to Mum and dad, Oh, why
Speaker 3: can't we bring all the dogs in? Why is it
Speaker 3: just my little one allowed? Now? I'm like, nah, get
Speaker 3: them out, all of them.
Speaker 1: Serious.
Speaker 3: No, little ones are fine, I said that, But yeah,
Speaker 3: big dogs in the house unless they're ones that are
Speaker 3: kind of well trained and sit on the little bed
Speaker 3: in the corner. But when they get there, then they
Speaker 3: get their huge fucking snout up in your business. It's like, nah,
Speaker 3: get out of my face. I seriously. I have a
Speaker 3: friend who has a husky.
Speaker 1: Oh they're hairy dogs, and.
Speaker 3: He thinks it's so cute. But that thing's a monster.
Speaker 3: Like that thing puts my friend's mother in hospital because
Speaker 3: it like jumped up trying to be playful. It's one
Speaker 3: of those dogs that thinks it's a small dog doesn't
Speaker 3: realize how destructive they are, and I don't find that
Speaker 3: bazard cute at all. It ripped my sock off my foot,
Speaker 3: and my friend's like, hah, he's just being playful, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, he's attacking me.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate that. When I have a friend who
Speaker 1: has a ferret that would not stop biting my fingers
Speaker 1: and she thought it was hilarious. I'm going to get
Speaker 1: tetnus and I'm going to need a tetness get rabies
Speaker 1: from this animal just giggling her head off.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know what's happened to me.
Speaker 3: I've just become so intolerant for it.
Speaker 1: But Jenna's dog didn't start this. You've had this for
Speaker 1: it's been brooin for all. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I have a family friend as well, but I
Speaker 3: visit often, and every time I get there, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I forgot there's a fucking dog because it's still young
Speaker 3: and so it's really playful and again doesn't realize how
Speaker 3: big it is. It walks through the lounde room wagging
Speaker 3: its tail, knocking shit over, and it'll come up to
Speaker 3: me and just stick its fucking head in my face
Speaker 3: and my friend's like, oh, just give him a pat
Speaker 3: and I'll leave you alone. I was like, no, that's
Speaker 3: not how this works. I'm gonna stand my ground and
Speaker 3: not give them any affection because that's my right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you know, soon as I saw Jenna's dog, I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, a dog. Inside I don't know what's
Speaker 3: happened to me.
Speaker 1: But on the other hand, inside dog can be the
Speaker 1: fucking worse. Nothing worse than going to a house party
Speaker 1: walking in him. Missus giant's great to see, mister, beautiful house.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having us. Oh you've got a dog,
Speaker 1: little white Maltese, crusting eyes, always named Poco. It's just
Speaker 1: purged on the king furniture puff and you go up
Speaker 1: and pack Coco stinks of a wet tow and you go,
Speaker 1: I want to kick this thing off the balcony. There's
Speaker 1: nothing nice about a crusty eyed, wet Maltese. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I don't mind a little dog in the house, but
Speaker 3: as long as it minds its own fucking business a
Speaker 3: bit like, I'll give it attention. I'll come to you
Speaker 3: and say hey, but don't get all up in my grill.
Speaker 3: That's where I just have no patience. For it anymore.
Speaker 3: I feel really bad. I used to be such a
Speaker 3: dog person. I've been converted that I've got the cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Isabella's got sunkur little claws into you.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what it is if a dog has a
Speaker 3: cat's nature in that it just kind of sits calmly
Speaker 3: in the corner and leaves me the fuck alone. All good, good, interesting.
Speaker 1: And Jenna's dog, Tiger is very long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gangly looking bad I'll tell you. In
Speaker 3: the room, and it like swung its head in my
Speaker 3: direction and it was like I was getting head butt
Speaker 3: by a giraffe. I was like, get just snapped away
Speaker 3: from me. You grow.
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Speaker 1: Nat says, I've been sitting here for four minutes thinking
Speaker 1: of what to write, and all I can think of is,
Speaker 1: you guys aren't on radio yet. That's a question.
Speaker 3: She's asking.
Speaker 1: Your show is what everyone needs. All the mainstream radio
Speaker 1: shows now I find boring. She hasn't mentioned Mitchell midnight
Speaker 1: when I'm assuming she goes to bed at night. All
Speaker 1: of you are very talented and super funny. I've got
Speaker 1: two kids, so every time I laugh, my pelvic muscles
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Speaker 3: Joy hopefully if we do end up on radio. They
Speaker 3: bend the rules a bit for us so that I
Speaker 3: can say morning can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can play gunshots.
Speaker 3: I'm not a soo how I'd go with the note
Speaker 3: wearing rule.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't be able to do it. Charlie Bell
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Speaker 1: is my favorite day of the week. I've been listening
Speaker 1: since day one. I've literally rewatched or re listened. We
Speaker 1: watched every episode at least three times because I can't
Speaker 1: do a day without listening to Mitch Mitchell, Jenna too funny. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if you ever need something to listen to, this podcast
Speaker 1: is the one and you will never go back. All
Speaker 1: the glaves I have on the bus to school are
Speaker 1: worth weird looks. Love you all way to school. Imagine
Speaker 1: listening to us on the way to school.
Speaker 3: God, we are shaping the next generation of bron.
Speaker 1: Anyway, enjoy your mug, will send it out. Yah.
Speaker 3: So as you know, I did my first ever stand
Speaker 3: up comedy gig in Brisbane over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Yes around before. I was fantastic.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It takes a lot of guts to do stand up.
Speaker 3: It does the first stand up gig I did. I
Speaker 3: felt like that didn't really count because it was just
Speaker 3: on TikTok Live. But this one of their people. And
Speaker 3: what a lot of stand up comics do in the
Speaker 3: lead up to gigs is they'll do open mic nights
Speaker 3: where they can test their material and like, if a
Speaker 3: joke flops, they'll go great. I won't put that in
Speaker 3: the gig. I did not do that. I didn't have
Speaker 3: the opportunity to do open mic nights and prepare material.
Speaker 3: I was just gonna have to risk it. If it flops,
Speaker 3: it flops. But anyway, that switch up concept with the
Speaker 3: drag element as well as as well as the comedy element.
Speaker 3: They said that they're bringing it to Sydney and wanted
Speaker 3: to know if Mitchell Cherry would do it in Sydney. Ha, yeah,
Speaker 3: who are these the organizer?
Speaker 1: Get out? Would you be there doing it too?
Speaker 3: Obviously?
Speaker 1: Oh, then if you do it, I'll do it.
Speaker 3: I'm a hard act to follow. Do you want me
Speaker 3: to go after you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What's my drag name going to be?
Speaker 1: Madam fat? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Rihanna Saurus.
Speaker 1: Renaisaurus is good? What man selma selma car.
Speaker 3: Anyway, do you want to come to an open mic night,
Speaker 3: you have to test your material.
Speaker 1: I've done stand up before and it was rockier than
Speaker 1: that my first time.
Speaker 3: What was your first time?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Stand up? It was opened for the
Speaker 1: thinker girls who are old radio was rocky and it was.
Speaker 3: A real fans, un fun people on the planet.
Speaker 1: Well, they're very PC, hyper PC.
Speaker 3: You might as well have been the opening act for
Speaker 3: Jenna's feminist book clubs.
Speaker 1: Which she's opening soon. We'll plug that lad on the show.
Speaker 1: But I'm yeah, I led with a lot of fat,
Speaker 1: self deprecating humor and they will all like, no, lift,
Speaker 1: lift yourself up, babe.
Speaker 3: Do you know who actually gave me really good advice?
Speaker 3: M Russianah. So after my TikTok comedy set, she messaged
Speaker 3: me and said, Babe, just remember there's a fine line
Speaker 3: between self hate and self deprecating, and you don't want
Speaker 3: to cross that because self hate comes across as really uncomfortable,
Speaker 3: where it's self deprecating is funny. And I think that
Speaker 3: was her way of saying that I came across a
Speaker 3: bit self hated in the first one when I said
Speaker 3: that I was dumb as dogshit and stuff, which I
Speaker 3: think is fair.
Speaker 1: I am. That's also very your humor. Sometimes Jen and
Speaker 1: I leave going does he hate us? Or so? That
Speaker 1: is very your brand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, you did very well.
Speaker 1: Random a ball my god. Maybe my drag name will
Speaker 1: come late in a couple of weeks. Wow, that all right?
Speaker 1: Me true proud of you as of the listeners. Guys, ever,
Speaker 1: get your mugs season three commemorative addition for sale in
Speaker 1: Is It just Me? Instagram.
Speaker 3: I'll pop it in the group as well in our
Speaker 3: Facebook group in during Idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're not in the Injuran Idiots, you're missing
Speaker 1: out because we went live there last week. We said
Speaker 1: hi exclusively for the idiots.
Speaker 3: Also free posting for the mugs. Did I mention every
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Like I said, I'm very busy.
Speaker 3: The money would go into our kido, so you'd be
Speaker 3: very favor.
Speaker 1: Also, you'd be very proud of me. Those flowers I
Speaker 1: almost dipped into our kidio for because I thought I'll
Speaker 1: bring it up on the show.
Speaker 3: Well, you'll have. You would have had to have asked
Speaker 3: for my approval and I would have said absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Junior on probation, get back in your box.
Speaker 1: That's what stopped me j because I don't have the
Speaker 1: BSBN account number for our own podcast, cashidiot. Every time
Speaker 1: I buy something for the show, Mitch's like, just send
Speaker 1: me the receipt. I'm like, I'm not an intern.
Speaker 3: Do you not recall that I fired you and put
Speaker 3: your back on probation.
Speaker 1: You haven't impressed me when we gasolate you for your
Speaker 1: birthday and we bought you Bree Larsons hit film. Send
Speaker 1: him a receipt. No, you can't.
Speaker 3: Haven't You still haven't.
Speaker 1: I feel like I did.
Speaker 3: No, but I was like a Jenneth present. I don't
Speaker 3: mind paying for it.
Speaker 1: That was awful, That was fine. We laugh. All right,
Speaker 1: guys back next week for seventy three. It's a contraceptive diaphragm.
Speaker 1: Sam died as well.
Speaker 3: You've no longer with this, but the show must go on.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you, mit your well done. My first
Speaker 1: name and Feral Street. We'll see you next week. The
Speaker 1: seventy three guys, is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 3: the end, we pretend we're done, and then we go nat,
Speaker 3: We're not keep talking. So if you've discovered this part,
Speaker 3: it's our little secrets.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is exact. We just locked in Sophie Monk
Speaker 1: because a guest coming up. Did we locked in?
Speaker 3: Locked in? As in locked in? Locked in? Or Mitchell
Speaker 3: Cheery locked in?
Speaker 1: We'll never get it? Can we do? July thirteen? We
Speaker 1: got a date, So Sophie Monk coming up. That's because
Speaker 1: she's hosting Beauty in the Geek.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe maybe you will pass probation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get me booking, guess I am. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can announce this shit, but I may as well.
Speaker 1: I'm guest hosting an episode of Beauty in the Geek
Speaker 1: with Sophie. We'll get her in and I don't know.
Speaker 1: You can ask her what it was like, or we
Speaker 1: could brainstorm questions. That was a terrible question. Imagine getting
Speaker 1: Sophie and you go, what was that last?
Speaker 3: I literally know what working with you is like. I
Speaker 3: don't need to.
Speaker 1: Ask a class Sophie. Nothing, don't specify that.
Speaker 3: Just fuck with her for our own.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I loved it, and then we're not.
Speaker 1: In the Geek. What was it?
Speaker 3: Just it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Jackie has menu loge campaign it was fresh.
Speaker 3: Sorry, oh god, sorry I missed my hallow fresh when
Speaker 3: I was in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: Well you missed eating it or you missed the delivery.
Speaker 3: No, it got delivered, but I wasn't home and so
Speaker 3: Jordan had to put it on the fridge and I
Speaker 3: was like, actually really miss cooking. It's become my favorite
Speaker 3: part of the day. Yeah, really, thirty minutes or so
Speaker 3: of downtime. Well in the kitchen, no technology.
Speaker 1: My neighbors are on HelloFresh too, and my mum and
Speaker 1: my mom dad came over on the weekend and they
Speaker 1: must have elected to get it to live it on
Speaker 1: the weekend. Mum just assumed we also got Hello Fresh.
Speaker 1: So when they left, when they left, so they've been
Speaker 1: there all day. Yeah see yeah, we sat in the
Speaker 1: lounge while you take yourselves out. She brought it in.
Speaker 3: We live in like a duplex and so did your
Speaker 3: mail just go to the one pile?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we have we have individual mailboxes. A
Speaker 1: giant she robbed your neighbor and then we get a
Speaker 1: doorbell ring from our neighbor and we still don't go
Speaker 1: down because it's on the intercom. Hey guys, sorry, did
Speaker 1: you take a Hello Fresh? Box. I'm like, no, you're
Speaker 1: bitch out there was it? It was you've been my house,
Speaker 1: you know, like if you open our door, there's like
Speaker 1: a hallway then our actual house door. Mum opened the
Speaker 1: main door and slid it in so it was in
Speaker 1: the front of out or so the neighbor couldn't see it,
Speaker 1: and I went, no, we didn't. And it was not
Speaker 1: until we woke up. Hayden works from home, not until
Speaker 1: I left at two pm the next day that this
Speaker 1: melted box of vegetables and hOistin sauce packets was out
Speaker 1: the front. I went, oh my god, we did.
Speaker 3: No, but they put they put like a cooler bag
Speaker 3: in there with all the cold shit that it would
Speaker 3: have been fine.
Speaker 1: Oh true, I would have been fine anyway. So I
Speaker 1: had to apologize gravely, and Mum was like, I thought
Speaker 1: you guys were on Hello Fresh.
Speaker 3: No, well, if you're not, you've got to use your
Speaker 3: code forty MC to sign up.
Speaker 1: That could be either of us. Who knows who's deal
Speaker 1: the can.
Speaker 3: I'd be completely honest. When I first started working with them,
Speaker 3: mass like, FML, I hate cooking, I don't want to
Speaker 3: do this, but whatever, I'll do it. And then I
Speaker 3: fell for my own bullshit, my own salesmanship. I now
Speaker 3: love it. Yeah, I actually fucking love it.
Speaker 1: Had it before. I've had every plate which has never.
Speaker 3: Heard about that. I'm always mentioning rather clients.
Speaker 1: Well, it's my current client. They own every plate, so
Speaker 1: it's fine. It's a family business, family business. Yeah, mister
Speaker 1: Hello owns it all. He's married Fresh. They went to
Speaker 1: school together. You Fresh, I like Fresh. Oh everyblay was good.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm the face of y D's twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one campaign. You don't see me wearing it because
Speaker 1: I don't fit in it. Don't fit in it.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I shouldn't laugh.
Speaker 1: It's fine. They own Johnny big Man.
Speaker 5: They've got nice clothes.
Speaker 1: Johnny big Man. Yeah, if you're.
Speaker 3: A corpse, corpse, a corpse, look like, shoot me, what
Speaker 3: are you doing? I can see you clicking.
Speaker 1: I'm timing out my National night show.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I should announce this. This is very exciting. I'm not
Speaker 1: told you what I've told you.
Speaker 3: This show has been one big jerk off. I'm an announcement.
Speaker 3: I'm working with Sophie Mank.
Speaker 1: I'm in the faith of yd Ah. Another announcement for
Speaker 1: the next two weeks. The next two weeks, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing nights. If you're in Sydney, I'm doing a winter
Speaker 1: breakfast show. So by the time this comes out, I'll
Speaker 1: be waking up at three am. So, Mitchell, you literally
Speaker 1: cancel that lifestyle out and I begin I need tips.
Speaker 1: What's some tips? How do I prepare for three am
Speaker 1: wake ups?
Speaker 3: So great question, Thank you. The best thing you can
Speaker 3: do is put your phone on a charger away from
Speaker 3: the bed so that when your alarm goes off you
Speaker 3: have to physically get up.
Speaker 1: Oh good advice.
Speaker 3: And then when you're up, just resist every urge in
Speaker 3: your large body to get back into bed. Just be like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm up now. Having said that, all you do is
Speaker 3: turn the alarm off, and then don't you for the
Speaker 3: first twenty minutes. Don't you don't touch your phone again
Speaker 3: for the first twenty minutes of the day. I don't
Speaker 3: expect you to do this, but I would do a
Speaker 3: couple of pilate stretches, make myself feel a bit away,
Speaker 3: go to the kitchen, make a cup of tea.
Speaker 1: And break Salute to the Sun at three am, and.
Speaker 3: Then after fifteen minutes of screen free time or twenty
Speaker 3: minutes and depending how much you want to commit to,
Speaker 3: then you can use your phone and that will make
Speaker 3: a big difference to you today.
Speaker 1: Okay, good advice.
Speaker 3: Never pit snooze, that'll fuck you up. When do you
Speaker 3: eat food? Because that's why I did mention that in
Speaker 3: the No but break Mitchell. Stop looking at the screen,
Speaker 3: your hands off the mouse. Look at me. That fifteen
Speaker 3: minutes of screen free time makes them bricky. Get up,
Speaker 3: turn the alarm off, skip the stretches. I don't think
Speaker 3: that's going to happen my hamstrings. Then go get your food.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jenna, do you do the same.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, make sure you eat bullshit before you come in.
Speaker 1: But what about coffee? How many coffee you're because'm gonna
Speaker 1: be running.
Speaker 3: And don't have coffee because that will give you like
Speaker 3: mega anxiety the first thing in the morning. So tea
Speaker 3: probably when you get here, But have tea at the
Speaker 3: start of the day.
Speaker 1: Oh really, what it will shock my body? Yeah me out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's why I had like a mad anxiety
Speaker 3: problem at the start of twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Not to mention the millions of listeners and adoring fans,
Speaker 1: what'll be listening, that'll add to the anxiety.
Speaker 5: Right, Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: All right, good to know. And then what time am
Speaker 1: I going to have to fucking go to bed? My
Speaker 1: body clock is set to one am, four sleeps.
Speaker 3: I don't know up to you.
Speaker 4: Mine's nine pm and you wake up at at three
Speaker 4: forty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to get into the studio at four.
Speaker 3: Can I give you a good app to try and
Speaker 3: get you to sleep? I want to get you to
Speaker 3: do it now. Actually, okay, I'll do it. I'll give
Speaker 3: it to you on my phone because I already have it.
Speaker 3: Can you do that thing where I plug my phone
Speaker 3: into the oxchord so everyone can hear it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you have an oxchord?
Speaker 3: I think contraceptive diaphram. Sam has one on his desk. Yeah,
Speaker 3: go grab that, and also grab those three portable likes
Speaker 3: there because Jenn and I are gonna have to talking
Speaker 3: to those so that you can't hear us. So this
Speaker 3: app is called Illuminate everyone. I've heard of that. It
Speaker 3: basically it's like a meditation app, but you you face
Speaker 3: your phone camera towards you, and it flashes your phone
Speaker 3: flash at you like the camera flash, and it is
Speaker 3: said to replicate the experience of an LSD trip. So
Speaker 3: I don't mind me a virtual LSD trip before bed.
Speaker 3: Just quietly, I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to give right.
Speaker 3: Oh it's great, Jenna. You start picturing really weird shit.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I can't wait for Mitch to try it.
Speaker 3: Sounds like I'm selling this app. I wish like.
Speaker 1: No, I love it.
Speaker 3: No, it sounds so good. What's he doing? Dithering is
Speaker 3: what you call it?
Speaker 7: Not at all?
Speaker 3: Okay, set that up. I'll get these going.
Speaker 1: Turn them on. You need to hit record.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. I haven't been out of the bees
Speaker 3: that long. Okay, So the app connect did so. This
Speaker 3: is illuminate. It's a meditation app, but you hold it
Speaker 3: next to your face and the phone flash goes off
Speaker 3: and makes you feel like you're having an LSD trip.
Speaker 3: Turn the lights off exactly. I might even turn the
Speaker 3: TVs off. You need to be the darkest through impossible.
Speaker 3: All right, So lie back in your chair, get really relaxed,
Speaker 3: close your eyes.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should get.
Speaker 3: A tripod to hold the phone.
Speaker 1: Now, it's fine, it all work, pressing play.
Speaker 3: Yep, and I turn mine on. Jen Jenn's Mike's off.
Speaker 1: All right there off and am am opening my light,
Speaker 1: opening my.
Speaker 3: Eyes, closing them the whole time.
Speaker 6: Turn your phone so the flashlight is facing you, close
Speaker 6: your eyes, and then take a couple of big, deep breaths.
Speaker 3: You got a text. Now, hang on, I want to
Speaker 3: say something else. I want you to forget the fact
Speaker 3: that we're recording a podcast right now, to get that
Speaker 3: you're on show. Just really lap up the moment all right.
Speaker 1: In through your nose.
Speaker 6: And out through your mouth.
Speaker 3: Ready the flashings about the start. My god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 7: Like.
Speaker 1: I'm a booth of Oh, it's strobing.
Speaker 6: Though we are all very aware of life's ups and downs,
Speaker 6: we are often less aware of the extent to which
Speaker 6: our natural bias focuses us on the negative aspects of
Speaker 6: this journey. Take a moment to imagine yourself walking or
Speaker 6: running against a strong wind. As you battle against it,
Speaker 6: it continuously consumes your thoughts. Once you reach a corner.
Speaker 3: Striver that in its space. Then after a few minutes,
Speaker 3: you seriously, Jenny, start picturing the whack sh like the flash.
Speaker 3: It's not like circling in your mind and stuff. It's bright.
Speaker 5: Well, I've noticed since gone brighter.
Speaker 6: The same tends to apply in life with us only
Speaker 6: noticing what's wrong or what's missing when things feel difficult,
Speaker 6: rather than appreciating and learning from what's making us content
Speaker 6: when things are going well. First, think about the last
Speaker 6: time that you felt a feeling of contentment or happiness.
Speaker 6: It could be now or sometime in the past, even
Speaker 6: if it was just a fleeting moment. Picture what this
Speaker 6: moment felt like to you.
Speaker 3: It looks like some craped at her and dunking on
Speaker 3: the straight. Yeah, it was Valor. It's really knocking him out.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you had an epileptic fit. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: See how the strobe slowed down. Yes, and now it's
Speaker 3: getting faster. Yeah, it affects what you're saying in your mind.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: No, he's from very much in the zone.
Speaker 3: If you guys don't have an iPhone, you can just
Speaker 3: do a tab of acid before bed instead. Give it
Speaker 3: a try. Oh god, it's gone really false light relaxed.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you want to ship myself.
Speaker 6: Now that we are more aware back and mindful of
Speaker 6: this feeling of contentment, let's try to understand a bit
Speaker 6: more about what underpins it.
Speaker 1: All right, I can do this at happen.
Speaker 6: Why does this moment what did you.
Speaker 3: Think Jesus quiet. Do you feel like going nine eyes?
Speaker 1: They actually do?
Speaker 3: There you go?
Speaker 1: So you do that before bed? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do it during the day. I just put
Speaker 3: the blinds down. I feel like an acid trip.
Speaker 1: I was seeing. I saw a giant primantis. I'm not joking. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Jennis Microsoft.
Speaker 5: Wait, did you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I swear to you. I was seeing wacky shapes.
Speaker 3: What did you picture when they said to think of
Speaker 3: a really perfect moment of contentment? Oh it time you
Speaker 3: entered Hayden.
Speaker 1: No, it was actually this morning with hated. We had
Speaker 1: a very nice moment on the lounge. I had nothing
Speaker 1: to do and we were just being very lovey nice,
Speaker 1: and I thought about we didn't have to do the
Speaker 1: live on Sunday. That was pure joy and blisty.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about that? Why all staff meeting?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm very zen.
Speaker 3: You don't just not do it.
Speaker 1: No, that's like when the manager isn't there.
Speaker 3: No, because if you're not there, I still go on
Speaker 3: without you, don't I you do. Actually, so if I'm busy,
Speaker 3: we have to have a discussion because we got people
Speaker 3: in the group saying, oh, they left me hanging. I
Speaker 3: was waiting for it to start oh no, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: just because I have a commitment doesn't mean my staff
Speaker 3: can let me down.
Speaker 1: Jenna, we should have done it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh you could have done it and then crossed
Speaker 3: to me for a couple of minutes and then I
Speaker 3: would have dropped out, and then you would have carried
Speaker 3: on like I've done for you so many times. He's
Speaker 3: got a good point. Although I have I'm not even
Speaker 3: putting on an act. I was really fucked off by that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's not even me, it's them. It's
Speaker 3: the listeners that were there on the dot waiting for it.
Speaker 1: They sit there with Rosees. Although someone did post on
Speaker 1: and durant idiots and they said, oh, you know, I
Speaker 1: know why it's not happening, but I still miss it.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. They know why, but that's it
Speaker 3: should have happened, because that reason only affects me.
Speaker 1: Very true. Apologies, Mitchell. That's a genuine heartfelt.
Speaker 3: Apology, because I was frantic. I forgot and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's six forty pm.
Speaker 1: Surely Mitchell would have gone live.
Speaker 3: Actually my first thought was I bet he just didn't
Speaker 3: do it, and I was right.
Speaker 1: It was right, proving himself right.
Speaker 3: We should have spoken about it beforehand and come up
Speaker 3: with a plan, but I was busy. You weren't, well,
Speaker 3: I wasn't.
Speaker 5: We can learn from this.
Speaker 1: We can learn from our mistakes. Anyway, Wow, that really worked.
Speaker 3: What's the app called Illuminate.
Speaker 1: True Contentment? Let me go through some of the others.
Speaker 3: Oh, you should go to the one called Intense Exploration.
Speaker 3: There's no voiceover. It just makes you fucking trip out
Speaker 3: for fifteen minutes sleep reflection.
Speaker 1: Is this a paid app? Not all of us have
Speaker 1: Tinder money?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can claim that app on the kitty.
Speaker 3: Oh now because we content cash?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you for listening to the show seventy two.
Speaker 1: What a hoot. We'll be back next week. I genuinely
Speaker 1: feel really zen.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Now the lights are off as well.
Speaker 3: And so what I do is I after that? I
Speaker 3: then just get up and put my phone away. But
Speaker 3: I try, and this sounds really whacked, but I try
Speaker 3: and keep my eyes closed while I was doing it,
Speaker 3: because if I put my eyes open, then I'll wake
Speaker 3: up again. So I try and like farm away over
Speaker 3: without open the eyes is keeping the sh after that?
Speaker 1: You know what would be good that. Then your lavender
Speaker 1: eyepillow that you bought.
Speaker 3: Us on the eyes yep, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Especially in winter, you can put those in the micro
Speaker 1: for about ten seconds and that'll be Yeah.
Speaker 5: I haven't tried that.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever have a week bag? I know
Speaker 1: that if ye?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got one right here? Do you my shoulder
Speaker 3: at the gym? O?
Speaker 1: Did you how's any gym update? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're feeling happy?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you see that TikTok of the guy going and
Speaker 3: rand about my way the other day?
Speaker 1: That was fun. I went and commented and oh, it
Speaker 1: was hilarious, But who is this man?
Speaker 3: It was just odd. It was so odd.
Speaker 1: He spoke like he was the year above human, like
Speaker 1: he was the school captain, and like he was close
Speaker 1: to it's on my TikTok.
Speaker 7: Babe, I like commented he waits ag about a couple
Speaker 7: of months ago, and he absolutely frank was stacked it on.
Speaker 1: She fucking did sack it on right on because of.
Speaker 7: The bills or whatever the fuck it is. I'm not
Speaker 7: going to lie to your fucking face and tell you
Speaker 7: you look good, but really you don't, right, So fucking
Speaker 7: be grateful for camps like sucking me. He's gone and
Speaker 7: done something about it, and now his fucking mate, he
Speaker 7: now looks good. But it's all because of my fucking comment.
Speaker 3: Right, I've been wearing the same size clothes the whole time.
Speaker 3: How are you noticing small change in my figure?
Speaker 1: Also, you've just started at the gym three weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and he must see you at the gym. And you
Speaker 1: know what fucked me off about it the most was
Speaker 1: that he felt like, because you're at the gym, he
Speaker 1: was the one who caused you to go to the gym.
Speaker 1: He was like, yes, you must have seen my messages
Speaker 1: because he's done it.
Speaker 5: And if it wasn't for my comment, then he.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't be at the gym. And he the comment he
Speaker 3: was referring to is saying that I've stacked on the way.
Speaker 3: He wrote that in February, So if it was the motivation,
Speaker 3: it took me quite a while to harness that motivation,
Speaker 3: waiting until June to go to pt Yeah.
Speaker 1: And dull, I mean, let's be real, since fame hit you,
Speaker 1: he's embellishing there.
Speaker 3: Isn't it exactly? You're the projection what everything you took.
Speaker 1: Over for Allen ever? Since you became deputy leader of
Speaker 1: the Nationals Party, you've put on whit what you're on
Speaker 1: the wrong page?
Speaker 3: Fun feeling about next week? Seven and three of my
Speaker 3: favorite numbers, So seven three.
Speaker 1: Seventy three boil girl girl, Yeah, seventy three is at
Speaker 1: Definitely she's got a good rack on her. Now is
Speaker 1: that the tip of the seven that makes me think?
Speaker 1: Tit's like, what is the the three? More than maybe?
Speaker 1: But I guess the tip of the seven is like
Speaker 1: a big old hair, like a nose, like, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: she means business.
Speaker 3: So it's Gladys bare as you clean?
Speaker 1: Next week is glad as? Can we get a politician
Speaker 1: on the show?
Speaker 3: You can do what you like, honey?
Speaker 1: If you're guest book guest booker officially, yeah, that is
Speaker 1: booked in Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Okay. If you want to do a trial period as
Speaker 3: the guestbook are, that will bring you out of your internship.
Speaker 1: I I get Sophie.
Speaker 3: No, if a trial period, that's not one job. If
Speaker 3: you get good, it's one guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I've got Sophie. It's been confirmed. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to try and get a politician. What the funk?
Speaker 1: Will we ask her?
Speaker 3: Can your homework be to just get someone that's so
Speaker 3: not on brand for the show, like someone who we
Speaker 3: would never usually get, like I know Alan Jones, like
Speaker 3: the most left wing Pery McSween.
Speaker 1: Like hue from Huey's Kitchen.
Speaker 3: Bring her in, I'll spit in the face.
Speaker 1: Shoot me. Oh my god. Okay, we could call it
Speaker 1: off brand, and it's just getting guess that are so
Speaker 1: off brand but are so right.
Speaker 3: But the odd thing is that someone being off brand
Speaker 3: is kind of on brand for us, because we would
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: Yes, she just caught Black and Goal, like the off brand.
Speaker 1: Everyone's welcome to Black and Gold. And the poor guest would.
Speaker 3: Be like, what, who's someone not on brand for us?
Speaker 3: Terry Irwin?
Speaker 1: No, we get Terry.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it goes so good to be here?
Speaker 1: No, Terry has a weird hybrid.
Speaker 3: Oh no, she's like nine with an American.
Speaker 1: You think, yeah, oh she is American, I guess.
Speaker 3: And she still tries to pull off Getty.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what about we got what's Hugh Jackman's wife
Speaker 1: definitely generally furness.
Speaker 3: What about Tom Hanks's wife, the one that got COVID
Speaker 3: and gave it to Richard Rita Wilson Rita, Wilson Rita.
Speaker 1: Good to have you on?
Speaker 3: What about Neil Armstrong?
Speaker 1: He's dead?
Speaker 3: A buzz aldron I cold?
Speaker 1: You can get the mars over it.
Speaker 3: Who's someone just not on brand? Carrie Anne?
Speaker 1: Carrianne is so off brand? Carrie Anne is the antithesis
Speaker 1: of this show.
Speaker 3: Did you think that Angela Biship wanted to say talk
Speaker 3: shit about Kerry and but she just couldn't, Like I
Speaker 3: gave her the inn. She's like you could see it.
Speaker 1: She was like she was scrunching of stress ball, one
Speaker 1: of Mitch's ushi's the head of marketing for Wilworth. Great
Speaker 1: to have you here.
Speaker 3: Sam Thompson's on brand?
Speaker 1: We shop?
Speaker 3: What's something we don't do?
Speaker 1: We shop?
Speaker 3: What have we got? Like a football commentator.
Speaker 1: Warried he could commentate a show. Oo, Ryan, I love bo,
Speaker 1: I love bo. He's a friend of ours, but still
Speaker 1: not on break.
Speaker 3: Get him? Get him all right?
Speaker 1: So my task to get out of my what's it
Speaker 1: called probation period, no internship, and to graduate to a guest,
Speaker 1: book a role which would be more money. I'm assumming, Jenner,
Speaker 1: I have to book a guest that isn't Sophie that's
Speaker 1: not on brand.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think you realized the roles ongoing. You
Speaker 3: can't just one.
Speaker 1: No, no, this is no.
Speaker 3: Two book guests, I'll fire you.
Speaker 1: Okay. That's how That's how employment works. It's just clicking,
Speaker 1: all right, I get it.
Speaker 3: It's like you want me going ready every night, whil
Speaker 3: I did a last week.
Speaker 1: I do one anyway, went to breakfast starts tomorrow. It's huge, guys.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 3: two percent better today.
Speaker 1: Guys. Oh, I'm on. I'm on two percent fat milk,
Speaker 1: just to add that in. I know it's got nothing
Speaker 1: to do with anything, but I've made the switch.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the pool smarter white milk. Have you seen
Speaker 3: the ad with the old lady. No, there's no ad.
Speaker 3: I haven't been influenced by an ad. That AD's been
Speaker 3: around for decades. Have you not seen he's there an ad?
Speaker 1: No, I've just I just saw it at Tramshed's Grosser
Speaker 1: and it was like, that sounds fine. What's two percent?
Speaker 1: I'll try it.
Speaker 3: There's an ad find it. Stop the music. You're joking, right,
Speaker 3: of course, you know that ad where she's like an
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Speaker 1: Here in eleven minutes, doesn't matter, and I do that
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Speaker 3: Oh, come on, bottle of milk.
Speaker 4: Thanks, well, I've had and I've had full cream, calcium,
Speaker 4: high protein. Sorry light skim a Mega three hi calcium
Speaker 4: with vitamin D and folid or extra dollup.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: I just want milk to taste like real milk.
Speaker 3: Milk. This toasted like full cream milk, and only.
Speaker 1: There it is colln smarter white milk. I get it.
Speaker 1: Smart choice.
Speaker 3: We should do a top five ads, can we?
Speaker 1: That could be good? Anyway, let's go got thidetracked. We'll
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Speaker 3: You can't wait. Catch you then, guys?
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