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Speaker 1: You know you're an adult when nine four one four

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Speaker 1: one o four three. Because you know you're an adult

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Speaker 1: when you ask what time you come home from a

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Speaker 1: function before you leave to go to it. Sometimes you

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Speaker 1: even have the discussion at the time of making the arrangement,

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Speaker 1: even weeks before. So this is this is my poor wife,

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Speaker 1: this is everything before anything's arranged. I'm like, I think

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Speaker 1: it's rude to leave after two hours? When's it rude?

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Speaker 1: It's always that what's the earnest time? Can't we just

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Speaker 1: go and see and maybe you surprise yourself. Christ will

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Speaker 1: have a nicer time.

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Speaker 2: Than you think.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: Always the best thing to see on your calendar for

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Speaker 2: a weekend is nothing.

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Speaker 1: Joy the joy of nothing. We sound so sad, don't we,

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Speaker 1: The joy of nothing. I might write that book the

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Speaker 1: Joy of Nothing. In fact, the books is empty. You

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Speaker 1: could just say you're reading. Just sit there every evening,

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Speaker 1: just enjoying nothing. It's my gift to you. Christ You

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Speaker 1: know you're an adult when you can sleep easily on

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Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, impacting of me right, that sickening joy about

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Speaker 1: what presents are gonna be getting Christian, you know you're

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Speaker 1: an adult when an early night with fresh sheets is

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Speaker 1: more enticing than getting all tizzied up and hitting the

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Speaker 1: clubs right again. Dizzied up, Christian, I know we're grown

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Speaker 1: up now. I've been experimenting this year with waste to

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Speaker 1: cook the perfect boiled egg in the morning so it

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Speaker 1: peals perfectly. I've been trying different times to boil, in

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Speaker 1: different ways to cool the eggs. I've cracked it now, mate,

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Speaker 1: over the weekend. Eight minutes thirty second boil. Then put

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Speaker 1: the eggs in cold water immediately and crack with slight firmness.

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Speaker 1: Shell peels right off. Well, no, that is great adult in,

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Speaker 1: great work, Christian. To my two daughters to Pink last night.

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Speaker 1: Do we know Pink was here? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw some stuff on social media.

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Speaker 1: She's here. She's not. She'd fly and fly out.

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Speaker 4: We're on that trapiece on the Raw Children's Hospital a

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Speaker 4: couple of days ago, visiting the kids in the walls.

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Speaker 1: Wow, she's amazing. Yeah, christ and I did the phone call,

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Speaker 1: like rio to that front desk. What time is it

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Speaker 1: finishing tonight? What times it can't park close? That's the

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Speaker 1: other one. If you're driving there, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get trapped in it, Christian. We didn't get back until

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Speaker 1: one am. I'm telling you now, listen to the show,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not the walking Dead today. This is the

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Speaker 1: sadness light. When we get a bit older, you can't

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Speaker 1: go out for cheeky midwiekie. It wrecks you. You're still

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Speaker 1: be knacked coming Saturday. The recovery period. We need those

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Speaker 1: immersion things. You want to put the athletes in. You

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Speaker 1: have a late night on a Wednesday night. It's foolish.

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Speaker 1: Think twice. What is pink doing. It's irresponsibly all those

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Speaker 1: mums taking their kids. All right, let's go to Jane. Now,

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Speaker 1: Good morning Jane.

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Speaker 5: Oh hello, Christian.

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Speaker 1: How are you well, Jane. I'm really looking forward to

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Speaker 1: talking to you. I hope you've got something left over

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Speaker 1: for us. Jack and I had to listen to Rio

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Speaker 1: chatting away to you for the last ten minutes. I

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Speaker 1: thought he was chatting his mum or something.

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Speaker 6: Well, i've been your producers have been quite thrilled.

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Speaker 5: Is my little thing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, yeah, Rio is chatting about some other

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Speaker 1: always about I got my dad some of that l

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Mat leave some for us? Real selfish?

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Speaker 7: Do you put it on your birth families?

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Speaker 6: Christian?

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Speaker 1: So what is it? What have you got? What have

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Speaker 1: you got? Jane?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to know?

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Speaker 6: I've got a jar opener?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 6: I know, I'll be sober.

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Speaker 5: A jar opener. It's so fun, it's so cool.

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Speaker 1: How does it work?

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm about to tell you. It's got a silicon

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Speaker 6: you put that on the bench and then you put

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Speaker 6: your jar on it. And then you get this thing

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Speaker 6: with a handle and you put it on top and

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Speaker 6: you twist it and the grip has come around the jar,

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Speaker 6: and Ben, it just opens the jar. It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I've got no idea what you just described. I will

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Speaker 1: take your word for it that it works.

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Speaker 6: Though, well you asked Rio because he googled it had

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Speaker 1: I think in that ten minutes he was putting it

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Speaker 6: Okay, it cost me twenty four dollars. It's I'm going

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Speaker 6: to get another two. It's amazing how.

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Speaker 2: Often you're opening multiple joarts at once.

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Speaker 5: Yes see, I knew you'd asked that too, because this

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Speaker 5: one's going to live in my kitchen at home, and

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Speaker 5: I cook with people with disabilities, so I'm in their

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Speaker 6: I've got work bag. I bring my own knives because

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Speaker 6: they all have crap knives, and I bring my own.

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Speaker 6: Can I back?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Can? I have no bits and piecees, So I'm chucking

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Speaker 6: one in my work bag and the other one is

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Speaker 6: for my mom. I'm going to take one to my mom.

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Speaker 1: Right, gotcha? Now, glad we titch all those off? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Perhapsly if you've got one of these shows, the sort

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Speaker 4: You know what I've got. I've got this amazing Tupperware

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Speaker 4: square and it's silicon. It's like a plastic thing. I've

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Speaker 4: done it on double thumbs before and it's just a

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Speaker 4: very simple little square.

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Speaker 1: Kids.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: It adds extra grip so that if your hands are

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Speaker 2: clammy then all of a sudden you've got gripped.

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Speaker 1: Something to get from sexy lamb.

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Speaker 3: No, it's nice.

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Speaker 1: I've seen one of those is touch the wall.

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Speaker 3: There is nothing, there is nothing. It will not open.

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Speaker 3: It is sensational.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. Well, that's lovely, Jane, Mikayla, thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: Hello, how are you guys?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we're really good. Now, Mikayla, what are the signs?

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Speaker 1: You're grown up.

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Speaker 7: So you know you're a grown up when you jump

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Speaker 7: at the opportunity when you're invited to bingo.

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Speaker 2: Now, you don't sound like a aged lady.

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Speaker 1: You sound very young, like in your twenties.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm twenty three. So my stepmom and my now

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Speaker 7: they invited me to bingo one Sunday night, and now

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Speaker 7: it's a weekly tradition. We always go to bingo every

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Speaker 7: Sunday night.

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Speaker 1: Oh how lovely.

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Speaker 7: So who do you go with, mum, my stepmum and

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Speaker 7: my nana.

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Speaker 1: Oh what a lovely little unit? Or the crew that

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Speaker 1: you got there every Sunday night doing bingo? And once

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Speaker 1: you got what kind of prizes? Cash prizes? Meet?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, cash prizes. I've never won, but you know,

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Speaker 7: it's got to be in it to win it.

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Speaker 1: But and how many people do this?

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Speaker 5: Quite a few.

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Speaker 7: It's always pretty busy. I'm still the old fashioned like

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Speaker 7: blobs on your page one, but there are so many

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Speaker 7: like older ladies and older guys. They all have these

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Speaker 7: iPad that sit on their desk and it automatically just

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Speaker 7: kicks off their numbers and they're sitting there.

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Speaker 1: It's a creep of technology and AI into bingo.

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Speaker 7: Young ones are always on our phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want the card and that what's that sort

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Speaker 1: of mark a pen you gain? I thought that's the

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Speaker 1: whole fun of it.

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Speaker 2: That's actually all you really do in bingo, because there's

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Speaker 2: no skill with bo. It's just a game of like so.

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Speaker 1: Off. No, No, there's so much skin, isn't they Mikayla.

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Speaker 7: They call it the numbers so quickly you go to

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Speaker 7: be so on the ball.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what we said it before? We should

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Speaker 1: do a listener bingo. Probably we should take to go

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Speaker 1: to people that do it properly, you know, the people

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Speaker 1: that do it, and do they still have that pattern

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Speaker 1: that they do it? There when they're doing the numbers,

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Speaker 1: they're in a shiny jacket.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, there's not anyone walking around with shiny jackets.

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Speaker 1: Oh they're missing a trick.

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Speaker 2: If I was doing and we do outing.

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Speaker 1: You're sleeping all right, Makayla, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: Thanks guys,