WEBVTT - #181: We've Been Cancelled 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:06.760 Just stood a couple of mitches. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.719 Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:16.240 Woods. I'll be gone a wicked as a cowboy because 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.520 it's the Halloween weekend. We're wearing costumes and I'm going 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:20.079 as a cowboy. 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:22.400 It's a wicked no, No, you can't do that. 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.240 You can't imagine if I went to a titaning exhibition 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:26.439 as a Mario brother. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:33.960 Hub It doesn't make any hard And Mitchell coos, hello, 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:37.159 you like you. What's the beginning of the end? Mitchell? 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.839 It's our last week of the podcast. Still another episode 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:42.400 to go. Wednesday's the big finale. 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:42.960 Correct. 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.160 I actually was wondering because we were drinking last week. 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:47.880 You know how we made the boozy milkshakes. 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:51.720 Yeah, normally in our last week we would have wine. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.000 But I was like, we can't do two weeks in 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:54.279 a row. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.880 Can drink podcast. I can get I can get a 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:58.600 bottle of bubbles. I can text someone and get them 0:00:58.640 --> 0:00:59.160 to bring it up. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.080 Who's bubbles is? I don't want to steal someone else's. 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:02.840 The executives now come back to bite. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.600 It's like, just have a feeling now, but we'll just 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.880 say Prize keeper Jenna demanded bubbles. 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.840 Yes, who's here like major alcoholic general? 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:12.200 No, you should do it, should be I'll give me 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:12.800 a message. 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:14.600 Okay, save it for the last episode. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.880 Okay, good cop. Yeah, that's very fair message. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.520 And Nettie, she'll have some who's netty? 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:22.080 The nicknames in this fucking building. I met someone the 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:23.880 other day that I thought was Paul for about six 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.160 years that I've worked here, and he's like, hullo, I'm 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:27.760 nice to meet you. And he's like, you've known me 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:28.160 for years. 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:32.119 I'm Stampsy or you're getting mixed up with Stoner Stoner. 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.400 Yeah, stone out sorry Paul aka Stone. I don't care 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.360 about any of this shit. And I was like, oh, 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.840 you're big Stone. Who is I never had it in 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.399 my life like that. So it's so funny. It's like 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.600 working in a radio station. Everyone's got a dumb nickname. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:45.800 That's helpful, though it is except for when it were 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:48.280 you and I worked here together, and the way that 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.480 they differentiated the two Mitches was to put a sticker 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.160 on my desk the red Fat Mitch nang on. 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:55.680 It was Big Mitch and little Mint. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.960 No, it was fat Miss. It was when you left. 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:00.960 I thought it was fat Mid was fat Mitch. They 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:02.280 put it on what it was, fat Mitch? 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.440 Was this the night show we worked for? The two girls. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.840 They would never call you fat Mid, those two girls. No, 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.080 they wouldn't. No, they didn't go Really, we've been here 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.680 a long time. Well you've escaped. I'm fucking yeah, I'm 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.200 two years out of this place. Oh. It's like on 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.960 those episodes of went Worth, that prison show when one 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:20.720 of them gets out and they start following their life 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.040 on the outside. But I always lose interest. I don't 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:24.760 give a shit go back to prison and shank someone. 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.680 It's like I left this radio station, but I'm on parole. 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:29.520 I have to come back every week and check in. 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.560 Yes, you've got an ankle bracelet on. I know you've 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.679 lost so much it slips right off because the pilates 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:38.480 is really targeting your ankles. Have you noticed you've lost 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.519 weight in really weird spots? Not really. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.000 I actually don't know where I was storing it because 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:44.679 I don't feel like I look that different at all. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.000 I've seen old photos of you, and you have you 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:48.640 have changed drastically, your silly. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:50.560 I don't think it's that drastic. Like, sure, there's a 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.440 bit of a difference. But I'm like, did I just 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:53.919 have really fat toes or something? 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.240 Oh my god, I feel like it's just toned. 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.720 No, I feel the same. My shoes are all bigger. Really, 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.639 maybe it's placebo, but my shoes are bigger, and none 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.520 of my rings fit me anymore. It's all fall one off, 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.919 my fingers in my feet. Anyway, It's our second last 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.480 episode of the year, and I feel I actually need 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:12.120 the break. Do you guys feel the same? God? 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:16.480 Yeah, yeah, I mean I'll miss it obviously, but yeah, yeah, 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.919 it'll be good to not have to worry about it 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:19.960 every week for a little. 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.800 Bit, worry about it like it's a problem child. It'll 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:24.240 be good not to worry about it, you know, well, 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.040 you know what it's like. I know, I do know 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.280 what it's like. Yeah, will you miss it, Jenna. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:33.080 Yeah, but I'll be on was not convincing my cruise. 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.640 So are you across Jenna's big Christmas crew? Of course? 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.320 I am for those wondering whether our Christmas party went ahead. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:40.440 You know how we were going to go to the 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.160 meat raffle at the bowlo for the is that just 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:43.080 met Christmas party? 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.480 It was in the calendar I cleared my schedule, Jenna, 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.680 fucked that for us and shit going on a cruise. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:53.080 I plan this cruise a few months back. Where are 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:56.520 you going, I'm going on the Royal Princess cruise. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:01.880 Did you know it's worn the love Boat theme song? 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:03.080 What the fuck? 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:04.560 What's the love Boat theme song? 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:05.880 I don't know, but it's the horn. 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:07.920 It's horn as the love Boat theme song. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.600 Because it's the ship that was on the love Boat. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.760 In what circumstance would a cruise ship need to use 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.040 the horn? Like if something is in its way and 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.840 they're beeping, there's no stuff in that big basket, it's 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:19.640 going to fucking hit. 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.599 Yeah, Jenna, it takes like a month to stop a 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:23.920 cruise ship. That's why when someone falls off, they're like, 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.560 we can't do anything. By the time we turn around, 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.880 we'll be in Fiji. I fell off, Jenna, I've just searched. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.400 The love Boat theme song is a minute long. Yeah. 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:34.760 So say, for example, I. 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:38.560 Boat, what did the beefing in an iceberg? 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:39.320 It's going to achieve mo. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:44.960 This is the beep in the style of a honking Oh. 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:51.640 I see people falling off the boat, children screaming, ice 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:55.360 crunching on the starboard deck and then everyone's so, where 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:56.720 are you cruising to? Jenner? 0:04:56.920 --> 0:05:02.320 Okay, So we go into Fiji New Caledonia and controversially. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.279 Oh, I thought you're going to so somewhere else because 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.720 that went really well for you last time you went 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:07.320 to Vanuatu. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:11.200 There's cyclone warnings, Oh, Jenna, far out? 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.080 How do you do this to yourself? 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.800 Like this time potentially a cyclone? 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.000 Why don't we lock in Mitch for our first episode 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.640 back for twenty twenty four, A Jenna's Fable Time. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.000 Well, if there's one thing we've learned this year, it's 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:26.000 that a holidays are always a disaster. Doing a curse too, 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.479 I'm a bit worried. Actually, something's going to happen. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:29.880 Are you going with your full family? 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:30.080 No? 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:32.600 Just with my mom, just the two of you. Oh no, 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:33.240 that never ends. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:38.320 Well, but I've already booked into activities like line dancing Zomba, and. 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.360 Then you'll be back here bitching about having any line 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.679 dancing in zomber, won't you line dancing? 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.880 Yeah? Okay, that cyclone will have cyclone? Watch? Is there 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.800 a name of the cyclone? Is it cyclone? Helen? But 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.440 I don't name them yet? Yeah yet You're not the 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.719 only name cyclone women's names. Yeah. 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.359 Actually I could be making this up, but I have 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.679 a feeling that makes them sound less daunting. 0:05:59.480 --> 0:05:59.840 Well that's what. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:03.600 Oh, Hurricane Bruce, you'd be scared of that, but they 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.760 give it a name that isn't intimidating, like Katrina. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:07.720 She sounds lovely. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:11.599 Yeah, Hurricane Trent, he's on the coast of New South Wales, 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.400 you'd ship yourself. But Hurricane Lucy, I'd be like, oh, 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:15.680 I'll wait for it to arise. 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.280 Obviously Lucy still causes some fucking damage, though, it doesn't 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:20.080 matter what you call it. 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:23.760 Well, Hurricane Katrina. Do you think that really hurt the 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:26.520 Katrina sales? Like the name Katrina for babies. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:28.080 Actually, that's a good point, you know what I mean. 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:30.840 There's no Sama bin Laden's name. No one names their 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.680 kid of Sama anymore. There's no Hitlers, no one names 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:35.960 their kid Adulph after that, Like you would think, not 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:39.240 your name gets associated with a terrible event. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:40.640 Like nam isis. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:42.880 But Isis is an Egyptian god. 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:45.159 Correct, Yes, so it's messy. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:48.200 Yeah, it's not good, no anyway. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:48.960 But yeah, I'm going on a cruise. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:50.920 That'll be lovely Jenna Mitchell, what are you doing? 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:54.640 I'm just heading back to Bogan Gates for Christmas. Last 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:57.360 year I did Christmas Day with Sean's family. Now it's 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.480 my turn to take him back home. Oh my god, 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.280 I'm a cute bit fucked off actually, because I had 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.800 this lovely idea of going to Dubbo Zoo with my 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.279 nieces and nephew, and my sister was so on board. 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.480 George and I said, I'll organize it. But then I've 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.280 had a really fucking stressful week, and so I delegated 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.800 to Mum, being like, can you organize these zoo things 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:18.960 because they're going to come a whole family out into 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.520 the zoo. Doesn't that sound fucking wholesome and lovely? 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:22.120 I love that? 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:24.480 Be very hot, but I'm not a fan of Mum's 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:25.440 attitude towards this. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:26.800 She's like, Oh, there's. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.920 No way I'm even considering booking that until I've seen 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:30.600 the forecast. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.360 I'm not going if it's too hot. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:36.600 I'm like, do you look back in life and reflect 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.880 on your beautiful family memories and think, God it was 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:39.520 hot that day? 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:42.560 No, you don't. I think you need to just book 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.280 it. It always always happens you need to take matters into 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:47.840 your own hands. I'm going to the zoo, Sydney Zoo 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:51.280 the Christmas Night at Sydney Zoo Christmas Night, yeah no, no, no, 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:54.000 like no, they do a Christmas Night, oh right, which 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:57.400 sounds unethical. They're like all the animals celebrate. I'm like, 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.440 you know, hoping, I'm putting a line in a Christmas hat. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:03.000 I've been Christmas lights around the giraffes entiere neck. That 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:03.720 can't be good. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:08.920 That's awful, hanging bables off the giraffe's ear. They should 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.880 paint all the orangutang's apples as borbles. That's a bit 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.320 cute with like safe to eat paint. That's what I 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:15.960 do if I run. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:19.400 A yah, we should run a zoo jener. It's the 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.960 worst I feel like I do my week? All right, everyone, 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.960 welcome to Is it just me? If it's your first 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.720 time listening? We start every show with and is it 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.960 just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.200 Mitch doesn't know mine. I do not know mitch'es my. 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:32.880 Is it just me? 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.880 This week is about something that I think we should 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.760 ban on the podcast in the new year. 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:40.680 Oh is this pointed. Is his feedback? Well, yeah, but 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:43.559 not from me. Okay, yeah, oh good. Well we've already 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.439 banned prank calls, and they think that went down to 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:46.760 treat something else. 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.520 Yep, something else. Okay, I'll obviously get you two to 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.679 weigh in. You have to agree to the ban. Oh 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.920 so it's like a vote system, yes, all right, it's 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:54.559 a democracy. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:56.640 Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. Well let's start with mine, 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:59.880 because mine's Christmas related, so perfect, it's perfectly themed. Also, 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.400 the studio is christmasy. We've got Christmas lights. I've got 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.880 a little hat on. Do you like my hat? I 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:05.240 love it. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.000 He's got a little bow in his hair like he 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:07.720 the present. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.920 I went to k martin bought it. As the lady 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:11.480 the check out went there said, I'm like hot cake. 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.720 You're lucky you got it. Give it another week. They 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.520 won't be available. Oh thanks so much. You can't rEFInd 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.800 those ones because we're in the hair and anything touch 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.640 his body because skin flakes. I'm I didn't. I didn't 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:22.640 even ask you one question. 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:24.640 Why would you want to refund that? It's adorable? 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.600 I agree? Little Christmas a little game from a present. 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:36.000 All right, let's jump in Is it just me? Desanta 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.960 and the Sheen level factory that he's operating need to 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:40.800 be investigated. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:41.320 Why. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:44.360 I just think at twenty twenty three, almost twenty twenty four, 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:50.360 we cannot let those ethical standards continue. They work around 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:53.319 the clock in the North Pole, and we celebrate it. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.880 We think it's the best thing since sliced bread. But 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:58.280 those child labor, those elves. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:59.160 Are chart labor. 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.360 The l Mitchell the elves. 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.720 I've never thought of elves as children. Aren't they fully grown? 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:05.920 That it's happened to be tiny. 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:06.680 We wouldn't know. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:07.839 They're like plumas. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:08.840 No, we wouldn't know. 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:10.439 He only employs little people. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:14.439 He only employs little people. That's discrimination, I think. Also, 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.760 where does he make his clothes? We look at Sheen 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:21.199 and Ali Express and we go don't support those companies. 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:24.000 But yet every Christmas we go let him, let him 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:28.320 fire up the mass production line. No, no, no, And 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.839 for everyone in the world, everyone in the world, it's 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.880 exactly to monitor them all the time, making sure they've 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:37.440 been naughty or fucking nice, updating his list. He's fucking lazy. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:39.400 He's got twelve months to check that thing. How many 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:40.560 times does he do it? Twice. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.520 And also he relies on only twelve reindeers. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:47.280 Oh, don't get me started on the reindeer. Is there 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.520 no HR department in the North Pole? Raindeer is being 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:55.360 bullied and Rudolph apologies is being bullied relentlessly by Dasher 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:58.480 and Prancer and Vixen and bleaz It. But don't they 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:02.960 love him now? No? No, only because loved him? Why 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:05.440 then they shouted out with glee yepee. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.120 Because Santa chose him to be the top dog. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.840 It's rightly a problem that he has a red nose. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.920 That poor thing has a malignant growth on his face. 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.400 And they go put him at the front and market it. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:19.439 Market the shit out of the deformity on this reindeer. 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.240 Music, everything, It's horrific. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.640 Where is the HR? Where is the r Raindey resources? 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.360 Look into it, people, This is. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:29.600 The dumbest conversation we've ever had. 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:31.840 To think about it. Think about it. 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:33.240 It's a good point because. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.720 And where he also has a monopoly on this industry. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:38.280 Everyone hates Elon Musk because he's like this mogul that's 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.560 got the electric cars. What about Santa fucking calls what 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:44.160 Indus three does they have a monopoly on Christmas. No 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:47.000 one else gets to produce toys or make gifts for Christmas. 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:50.520 It's just him, and people get to impersonate him totally. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:54.880 Everyone goes, oh, Bill Gates billionaires. How what is Santa's 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.440 net worth? That's a good question. What is his net worth? 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:02.359 You get so many things that I want to respond 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:03.800 to this whole discussion, but. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:05.960 There might be kids listening. I just think Santa and 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:08.959 missus Claus need an investigation. You know when you watch 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:10.920 sixty minutes and they do an investigation into a couple 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:12.720 that had like a farm and they were secretly abusing 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.160 children for years. Yeah, it's gonna come to light. 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.720 And I feel like missus Claus is underappreciated. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.520 Oh she's complicit, No, Jenna, she's complicit, just like Michelle Obama. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.280 Everyone loves it, but deep down rotten to the core. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.600 Are you saying Michelle Obama's rotten to the core? Why 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:29.120 what does she ever do? 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.640 That new Netflix film she put out? What Netflix film? 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:35.400 A Netflix movie that Baruck and Michelle Obama produced. It's 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:39.160 about the Apocalypse with Julia Roberts. They produced it and 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:40.720 apparently it's a warning to society. 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:42.880 Does missus Claus have a name or is she just 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:45.800 missus Claw Google that is she called like Betty Claus 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.880 or something Michelle Clare because we know that he's Nick. Yeah, 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:51.960 of course, Jolly Satan, Jolly Satan. Where does Santa come 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.040 into it? Is that his stage named it's real name's Nick? 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:55.960 Santa is also so gay? 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:58.439 Clearly it's also Chris Kringkle What. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:00.840 That's what I mean? He's got a monopoly. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:06.280 All this names found for missus claws Mary Christmas? 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.360 Since when Mary Christmas? 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:09.640 That's really good. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:11.280 Gertrude and Carol? 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:15.120 Wait wait wait, Santa is in an open arrangement with 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:18.520 women of the North Pole. This is breaking news. Oh 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:21.120 my god, it makes sense. What are the names Gertrude, Mary, 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.120 and Carol? Ho ho ho for every hoe? 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:27.800 I just googled as well, what is missus Claus's first name? 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.920 And the first thing that comes up is Jessica. I 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:34.600 think there's no real answer Jessica Clause. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.800 Oh that's gold. Well, Merry Christmas to everyone. I just 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.240 think think about where your presents are coming from. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:46.000 This potentially have a daughter named who since when named 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:46.880 Kitty Claus? 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.160 Kitty Clause. 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.600 You're making that up, aren't you that's so dumb. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:53.640 It's kitty claw. 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.840 Well, they got a pet name rat Clause, and they've 0:13:56.840 --> 0:14:03.080 also got a dog called contract Clause. Oh god, it's 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:03.880 so stupid. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.880 Is there any chance that you fished this idge amount 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:07.560 of tennis junk? 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:12.800 It's good, potentially, potentially? Is it just me? 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:18.840 You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:24.720 Now coming up on Wednesday, our season finale episode, we 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:28.320 are doing our gift exchange average Santa Nod. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.040 It's exciting, isn't it, which. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:33.040 Means we all give one gift, we will receive one gift, 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:35.360 but we also have the opportunity to steal someone else's 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.240 president if we prefer their correct Do. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:39.000 We want to do a little teas of what we've bought? 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:40.880 Do we have we all bought gifts at this point 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.560 in time? Of course? Yeah? Yes, Yeah. Mine's in a 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:45.240 big box. 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:45.960 So's mine? 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:46.240 Oh? 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:46.600 Is it? 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:47.920 Mine's in a little box? 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:49.640 Should I shake mine and you can try and guess 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:50.200 what it might be? 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:54.200 Yeah, go for it, give it a shake. Oh Mitchell, God, 0:14:54.240 --> 0:15:01.280 you've wrapped that perfect me one more time. Wow, that's 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:04.880 a that's a hefty kid. I'll shake mine. That does 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:10.080 look heavy? Oh, that's just that's sturdy, is very sturdy. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.040 I've got what is that? 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:16.520 That's a big jenity of yours on mine? Okay, Jennifer, 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:17.120 is a little one. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:17.360 Is that? 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:22.120 No clue? Hold on, let me show me that bag. No, well, 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:26.000 we're saving it. Fine, but I know that rapping, Oh 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:27.560 really rapping with. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.400 That wrapped in a store. Yeah, and they used particularly wrapping. 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.520 Yeah. I sat in my living room, thank you very much, 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:33.680 and wrap that myself. 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:34.720 Yeah. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.720 Look at mine, the blood, sweat and tears. Look to 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:39.000 painstakingly wrap that. 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.280 Well, they asked me, and I said, yes, what. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.120 We should do, Mitchell, we should just post no context 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.560 photos of my gift and your gift and see if 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:48.560 the idiots can guess who wrapped, like whose gift is 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.240 who based on the wrapping. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.600 True and also gets what's in there because they've got 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:53.200 to Wednesday. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.040 Oh that's a big reveal. Oh, we'll put them up 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:57.840 one by one. Well, you can guess whose gift is who, because, 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:59.520 like if you had to pick a Mitchell or a 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.560 Mitch gif these just scream our personalities. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:06.040 Also coming up in our last episode for the year 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:10.200 on Wednesday, you were banging on about the fact that 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.720 you like apples in sandwiches a couple of weeks ago, 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:15.640 and I just couldn't take your word for it. I 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:17.200 was like, there's no fucking way an apple on a 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:18.440 sandwich can be any good. 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:20.960 Here's the thing. I wasn't banging on about it. Okay, 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:24.280 and all the bastards on TikTok I got dms, did 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:28.080 you yes saying what I got? One saying you're an 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:31.760 idiot and the podcast sucks. I actually won't say those 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:33.760 exact words. I think you're making up. So they said 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.920 they said the podcast is foul, and then I replied, said, 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:37.640 so's that profile picture. But I did it off our 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.320 injoum account. Sorry was it. 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:43.160 Because they listened to last Wednesday's episode when they said 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:43.960 the podcast is foul? 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.280 Because that was a foul episode. When I got the message, 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:47.960 I can check the day you're joking. Yeah, that's what 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:50.040 I came through to the couple of miches, and I 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:51.880 just replied saying, you're a bastard. 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:55.240 Because when we were watching the VR porn, oh god. 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.120 Yeah, oh yeah, you had when. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:59.520