Speaker 1: Just stood a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: Woods. I'll be gone a wicked as a cowboy because
Speaker 1: it's the Halloween weekend. We're wearing costumes and I'm going
Speaker 1: as a cowboy.
Speaker 3: It's a wicked no, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 4: You can't imagine if I went to a titaning exhibition
Speaker 4: as a Mario brother.
Speaker 1: Hub It doesn't make any hard And Mitchell coos, hello,
Speaker 1: you like you. What's the beginning of the end? Mitchell?
Speaker 4: It's our last week of the podcast. Still another episode
Speaker 4: to go. Wednesday's the big finale.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: I actually was wondering because we were drinking last week.
Speaker 3: You know how we made the boozy milkshakes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, normally in our last week we would have wine.
Speaker 3: But I was like, we can't do two weeks in
Speaker 3: a row.
Speaker 1: Can drink podcast. I can get I can get a
Speaker 1: bottle of bubbles. I can text someone and get them
Speaker 1: to bring it up.
Speaker 3: Who's bubbles is? I don't want to steal someone else's.
Speaker 3: The executives now come back to bite.
Speaker 1: It's like, just have a feeling now, but we'll just
Speaker 1: say Prize keeper Jenna demanded bubbles.
Speaker 3: Yes, who's here like major alcoholic general?
Speaker 1: No, you should do it, should be I'll give me
Speaker 1: a message.
Speaker 3: Okay, save it for the last episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, good cop. Yeah, that's very fair message.
Speaker 5: And Nettie, she'll have some who's netty?
Speaker 1: The nicknames in this fucking building. I met someone the
Speaker 1: other day that I thought was Paul for about six
Speaker 1: years that I've worked here, and he's like, hullo, I'm
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. And he's like, you've known me
Speaker 1: for years.
Speaker 5: I'm Stampsy or you're getting mixed up with Stoner Stoner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stone out sorry Paul aka Stone. I don't care
Speaker 1: about any of this shit. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're big Stone. Who is I never had it in
Speaker 1: my life like that. So it's so funny. It's like
Speaker 1: working in a radio station. Everyone's got a dumb nickname.
Speaker 1: That's helpful, though it is except for when it were
Speaker 1: you and I worked here together, and the way that
Speaker 1: they differentiated the two Mitches was to put a sticker
Speaker 1: on my desk the red Fat Mitch nang on.
Speaker 3: It was Big Mitch and little Mint.
Speaker 1: No, it was fat Miss. It was when you left.
Speaker 1: I thought it was fat Mid was fat Mitch. They
Speaker 1: put it on what it was, fat Mitch?
Speaker 3: Was this the night show we worked for? The two girls.
Speaker 1: They would never call you fat Mid, those two girls. No,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't. No, they didn't go Really, we've been here
Speaker 1: a long time. Well you've escaped. I'm fucking yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: two years out of this place. Oh. It's like on
Speaker 1: those episodes of went Worth, that prison show when one
Speaker 1: of them gets out and they start following their life
Speaker 1: on the outside. But I always lose interest. I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit go back to prison and shank someone.
Speaker 4: It's like I left this radio station, but I'm on parole.
Speaker 4: I have to come back every week and check in.
Speaker 1: Yes, you've got an ankle bracelet on. I know you've
Speaker 1: lost so much it slips right off because the pilates
Speaker 1: is really targeting your ankles. Have you noticed you've lost
Speaker 1: weight in really weird spots? Not really.
Speaker 4: I actually don't know where I was storing it because
Speaker 4: I don't feel like I look that different at all.
Speaker 1: I've seen old photos of you, and you have you
Speaker 1: have changed drastically, your silly.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's that drastic. Like, sure, there's a
Speaker 4: bit of a difference. But I'm like, did I just
Speaker 4: have really fat toes or something?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I feel like it's just toned.
Speaker 1: No, I feel the same. My shoes are all bigger. Really,
Speaker 1: maybe it's placebo, but my shoes are bigger, and none
Speaker 1: of my rings fit me anymore. It's all fall one off,
Speaker 1: my fingers in my feet. Anyway, It's our second last
Speaker 1: episode of the year, and I feel I actually need
Speaker 1: the break. Do you guys feel the same? God?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean I'll miss it obviously, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it'll be good to not have to worry about it
Speaker 4: every week for a little.
Speaker 1: Bit, worry about it like it's a problem child. It'll
Speaker 1: be good not to worry about it, you know, well,
Speaker 1: you know what it's like. I know, I do know
Speaker 1: what it's like. Yeah, will you miss it, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'll be on was not convincing my cruise.
Speaker 1: So are you across Jenna's big Christmas crew? Of course?
Speaker 4: I am for those wondering whether our Christmas party went ahead.
Speaker 4: You know how we were going to go to the
Speaker 4: meat raffle at the bowlo for the is that just
Speaker 4: met Christmas party?
Speaker 1: It was in the calendar I cleared my schedule, Jenna,
Speaker 1: fucked that for us and shit going on a cruise.
Speaker 6: I plan this cruise a few months back. Where are
Speaker 6: you going, I'm going on the Royal Princess cruise.
Speaker 5: Did you know it's worn the love Boat theme song?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: What's the love Boat theme song?
Speaker 5: I don't know, but it's the horn.
Speaker 1: It's horn as the love Boat theme song.
Speaker 5: Because it's the ship that was on the love Boat.
Speaker 4: In what circumstance would a cruise ship need to use
Speaker 4: the horn? Like if something is in its way and
Speaker 4: they're beeping, there's no stuff in that big basket, it's
Speaker 4: going to fucking hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna, it takes like a month to stop a
Speaker 1: cruise ship. That's why when someone falls off, they're like,
Speaker 1: we can't do anything. By the time we turn around,
Speaker 1: we'll be in Fiji. I fell off, Jenna, I've just searched.
Speaker 1: The love Boat theme song is a minute long. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So say, for example, I.
Speaker 4: Boat, what did the beefing in an iceberg?
Speaker 1: It's going to achieve mo.
Speaker 5: This is the beep in the style of a honking Oh.
Speaker 1: I see people falling off the boat, children screaming, ice
Speaker 1: crunching on the starboard deck and then everyone's so, where
Speaker 1: are you cruising to? Jenner?
Speaker 6: Okay, So we go into Fiji New Caledonia and controversially.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you're going to so somewhere else because
Speaker 4: that went really well for you last time you went
Speaker 4: to Vanuatu.
Speaker 6: There's cyclone warnings, Oh, Jenna, far out?
Speaker 1: How do you do this to yourself?
Speaker 5: Like this time potentially a cyclone?
Speaker 1: Why don't we lock in Mitch for our first episode
Speaker 1: back for twenty twenty four, A Jenna's Fable Time.
Speaker 4: Well, if there's one thing we've learned this year, it's
Speaker 4: that a holidays are always a disaster. Doing a curse too,
Speaker 4: I'm a bit worried. Actually, something's going to happen.
Speaker 1: Are you going with your full family?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Just with my mom, just the two of you. Oh no,
Speaker 1: that never ends.
Speaker 6: Well, but I've already booked into activities like line dancing Zomba, and.
Speaker 4: Then you'll be back here bitching about having any line
Speaker 4: dancing in zomber, won't you line dancing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, that cyclone will have cyclone? Watch? Is there
Speaker 1: a name of the cyclone? Is it cyclone? Helen? But
Speaker 1: I don't name them yet? Yeah yet You're not the
Speaker 1: only name cyclone women's names. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually I could be making this up, but I have
Speaker 4: a feeling that makes them sound less daunting.
Speaker 1: Well that's what.
Speaker 4: Oh, Hurricane Bruce, you'd be scared of that, but they
Speaker 4: give it a name that isn't intimidating, like Katrina.
Speaker 3: She sounds lovely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hurricane Trent, he's on the coast of New South Wales,
Speaker 1: you'd ship yourself. But Hurricane Lucy, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll wait for it to arise.
Speaker 4: Obviously Lucy still causes some fucking damage, though, it doesn't
Speaker 4: matter what you call it.
Speaker 1: Well, Hurricane Katrina. Do you think that really hurt the
Speaker 1: Katrina sales? Like the name Katrina for babies.
Speaker 5: Actually, that's a good point, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: There's no Sama bin Laden's name. No one names their
Speaker 1: kid of Sama anymore. There's no Hitlers, no one names
Speaker 1: their kid Adulph after that, Like you would think, not
Speaker 1: your name gets associated with a terrible event.
Speaker 5: Like nam isis.
Speaker 1: But Isis is an Egyptian god.
Speaker 5: Correct, Yes, so it's messy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good, no anyway.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm going on a cruise.
Speaker 1: That'll be lovely Jenna Mitchell, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm just heading back to Bogan Gates for Christmas. Last
Speaker 4: year I did Christmas Day with Sean's family. Now it's
Speaker 4: my turn to take him back home. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I'm a cute bit fucked off actually, because I had
Speaker 4: this lovely idea of going to Dubbo Zoo with my
Speaker 4: nieces and nephew, and my sister was so on board.
Speaker 4: George and I said, I'll organize it. But then I've
Speaker 4: had a really fucking stressful week, and so I delegated
Speaker 4: to Mum, being like, can you organize these zoo things
Speaker 4: because they're going to come a whole family out into
Speaker 4: the zoo. Doesn't that sound fucking wholesome and lovely?
Speaker 1: I love that?
Speaker 4: Be very hot, but I'm not a fan of Mum's
Speaker 4: attitude towards this.
Speaker 1: She's like, Oh, there's.
Speaker 4: No way I'm even considering booking that until I've seen
Speaker 4: the forecast.
Speaker 3: I'm not going if it's too hot.
Speaker 4: I'm like, do you look back in life and reflect
Speaker 4: on your beautiful family memories and think, God it was
Speaker 4: hot that day?
Speaker 1: No, you don't. I think you need to just book
Speaker 1: it. It always always happens you need to take matters into
Speaker 1: your own hands. I'm going to the zoo, Sydney Zoo
Speaker 1: the Christmas Night at Sydney Zoo Christmas Night, yeah no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like no, they do a Christmas Night, oh right, which
Speaker 1: sounds unethical. They're like all the animals celebrate. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, hoping, I'm putting a line in a Christmas hat.
Speaker 4: I've been Christmas lights around the giraffes entiere neck. That
Speaker 4: can't be good.
Speaker 1: That's awful, hanging bables off the giraffe's ear. They should
Speaker 1: paint all the orangutang's apples as borbles. That's a bit
Speaker 1: cute with like safe to eat paint. That's what I
Speaker 1: do if I run.
Speaker 7: A yah, we should run a zoo jener. It's the
Speaker 7: worst I feel like I do my week? All right, everyone,
Speaker 7: welcome to Is it just me? If it's your first
Speaker 7: time listening? We start every show with and is it
Speaker 7: just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 7: Mitch doesn't know mine. I do not know mitch'es my.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: This week is about something that I think we should
Speaker 4: ban on the podcast in the new year.
Speaker 1: Oh is this pointed. Is his feedback? Well, yeah, but
Speaker 1: not from me. Okay, yeah, oh good. Well we've already
Speaker 1: banned prank calls, and they think that went down to
Speaker 1: treat something else.
Speaker 4: Yep, something else. Okay, I'll obviously get you two to
Speaker 4: weigh in. You have to agree to the ban. Oh
Speaker 4: so it's like a vote system, yes, all right, it's
Speaker 4: a democracy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. Well let's start with mine,
Speaker 1: because mine's Christmas related, so perfect, it's perfectly themed. Also,
Speaker 1: the studio is christmasy. We've got Christmas lights. I've got
Speaker 1: a little hat on. Do you like my hat? I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: He's got a little bow in his hair like he
Speaker 3: the present.
Speaker 1: I went to k martin bought it. As the lady
Speaker 1: the check out went there said, I'm like hot cake.
Speaker 1: You're lucky you got it. Give it another week. They
Speaker 1: won't be available. Oh thanks so much. You can't rEFInd
Speaker 1: those ones because we're in the hair and anything touch
Speaker 1: his body because skin flakes. I'm I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: even ask you one question.
Speaker 3: Why would you want to refund that? It's adorable?
Speaker 1: I agree? Little Christmas a little game from a present.
Speaker 1: All right, let's jump in Is it just me? Desanta
Speaker 1: and the Sheen level factory that he's operating need to
Speaker 1: be investigated.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 1: I just think at twenty twenty three, almost twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: we cannot let those ethical standards continue. They work around
Speaker 1: the clock in the North Pole, and we celebrate it.
Speaker 1: We think it's the best thing since sliced bread. But
Speaker 1: those child labor, those elves.
Speaker 3: Are chart labor.
Speaker 1: The l Mitchell the elves.
Speaker 4: I've never thought of elves as children. Aren't they fully grown?
Speaker 4: That it's happened to be tiny.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: They're like plumas.
Speaker 1: No, we wouldn't know.
Speaker 5: He only employs little people.
Speaker 1: He only employs little people. That's discrimination, I think. Also,
Speaker 1: where does he make his clothes? We look at Sheen
Speaker 1: and Ali Express and we go don't support those companies.
Speaker 1: But yet every Christmas we go let him, let him
Speaker 1: fire up the mass production line. No, no, no, And
Speaker 1: for everyone in the world, everyone in the world, it's
Speaker 1: exactly to monitor them all the time, making sure they've
Speaker 1: been naughty or fucking nice, updating his list. He's fucking lazy.
Speaker 1: He's got twelve months to check that thing. How many
Speaker 1: times does he do it? Twice.
Speaker 5: And also he relies on only twelve reindeers.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't get me started on the reindeer. Is there
Speaker 1: no HR department in the North Pole? Raindeer is being
Speaker 1: bullied and Rudolph apologies is being bullied relentlessly by Dasher
Speaker 1: and Prancer and Vixen and bleaz It. But don't they
Speaker 1: love him now? No? No, only because loved him? Why
Speaker 1: then they shouted out with glee yepee.
Speaker 3: Because Santa chose him to be the top dog.
Speaker 5: It's rightly a problem that he has a red nose.
Speaker 1: That poor thing has a malignant growth on his face.
Speaker 1: And they go put him at the front and market it.
Speaker 1: Market the shit out of the deformity on this reindeer.
Speaker 5: Music, everything, It's horrific.
Speaker 1: Where is the HR? Where is the r Raindey resources?
Speaker 1: Look into it, people, This is.
Speaker 3: The dumbest conversation we've ever had.
Speaker 1: To think about it. Think about it.
Speaker 5: It's a good point because.
Speaker 1: And where he also has a monopoly on this industry.
Speaker 1: Everyone hates Elon Musk because he's like this mogul that's
Speaker 1: got the electric cars. What about Santa fucking calls what
Speaker 1: Indus three does they have a monopoly on Christmas. No
Speaker 1: one else gets to produce toys or make gifts for Christmas.
Speaker 5: It's just him, and people get to impersonate him totally.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes, oh, Bill Gates billionaires. How what is Santa's
Speaker 1: net worth? That's a good question. What is his net worth?
Speaker 4: You get so many things that I want to respond
Speaker 4: to this whole discussion, but.
Speaker 1: There might be kids listening. I just think Santa and
Speaker 1: missus Claus need an investigation. You know when you watch
Speaker 1: sixty minutes and they do an investigation into a couple
Speaker 1: that had like a farm and they were secretly abusing
Speaker 1: children for years. Yeah, it's gonna come to light.
Speaker 5: And I feel like missus Claus is underappreciated.
Speaker 1: Oh she's complicit, No, Jenna, she's complicit, just like Michelle Obama.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves it, but deep down rotten to the core.
Speaker 4: Are you saying Michelle Obama's rotten to the core? Why
Speaker 4: what does she ever do?
Speaker 1: That new Netflix film she put out? What Netflix film?
Speaker 1: A Netflix movie that Baruck and Michelle Obama produced. It's
Speaker 1: about the Apocalypse with Julia Roberts. They produced it and
Speaker 1: apparently it's a warning to society.
Speaker 4: Does missus Claus have a name or is she just
Speaker 4: missus Claw Google that is she called like Betty Claus
Speaker 4: or something Michelle Clare because we know that he's Nick. Yeah,
Speaker 4: of course, Jolly Satan, Jolly Satan. Where does Santa come
Speaker 4: into it? Is that his stage named it's real name's Nick?
Speaker 1: Santa is also so gay?
Speaker 5: Clearly it's also Chris Kringkle What.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean? He's got a monopoly.
Speaker 6: All this names found for missus claws Mary Christmas?
Speaker 5: Since when Mary Christmas?
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 5: Gertrude and Carol?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, Santa is in an open arrangement with
Speaker 1: women of the North Pole. This is breaking news. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it makes sense. What are the names Gertrude, Mary,
Speaker 1: and Carol? Ho ho ho for every hoe?
Speaker 4: I just googled as well, what is missus Claus's first name?
Speaker 4: And the first thing that comes up is Jessica. I
Speaker 4: think there's no real answer Jessica Clause.
Speaker 1: Oh that's gold. Well, Merry Christmas to everyone. I just
Speaker 1: think think about where your presents are coming from.
Speaker 5: This potentially have a daughter named who since when named
Speaker 5: Kitty Claus?
Speaker 1: Kitty Clause.
Speaker 3: You're making that up, aren't you that's so dumb.
Speaker 6: It's kitty claw.
Speaker 1: Well, they got a pet name rat Clause, and they've
Speaker 1: also got a dog called contract Clause. Oh god, it's
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 3: Is there any chance that you fished this idge amount
Speaker 3: of tennis junk?
Speaker 1: It's good, potentially, potentially? Is it just me?
Speaker 5: You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: Now coming up on Wednesday, our season finale episode, we
Speaker 4: are doing our gift exchange average Santa Nod.
Speaker 1: It's exciting, isn't it, which.
Speaker 4: Means we all give one gift, we will receive one gift,
Speaker 4: but we also have the opportunity to steal someone else's
Speaker 4: president if we prefer their correct Do.
Speaker 1: We want to do a little teas of what we've bought?
Speaker 1: Do we have we all bought gifts at this point
Speaker 1: in time? Of course? Yeah? Yes, Yeah. Mine's in a
Speaker 1: big box.
Speaker 3: So's mine?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 5: Mine's in a little box?
Speaker 3: Should I shake mine and you can try and guess
Speaker 3: what it might be?
Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it, give it a shake. Oh Mitchell, God,
Speaker 1: you've wrapped that perfect me one more time. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: a that's a hefty kid. I'll shake mine. That does
Speaker 1: look heavy? Oh, that's just that's sturdy, is very sturdy.
Speaker 5: I've got what is that?
Speaker 4: That's a big jenity of yours on mine? Okay, Jennifer,
Speaker 4: is a little one.
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 1: No clue? Hold on, let me show me that bag. No, well,
Speaker 1: we're saving it. Fine, but I know that rapping, Oh
Speaker 1: really rapping with.
Speaker 4: That wrapped in a store. Yeah, and they used particularly wrapping.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I sat in my living room, thank you very much,
Speaker 1: and wrap that myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look at mine, the blood, sweat and tears. Look to
Speaker 4: painstakingly wrap that.
Speaker 5: Well, they asked me, and I said, yes, what.
Speaker 1: We should do, Mitchell, we should just post no context
Speaker 1: photos of my gift and your gift and see if
Speaker 1: the idiots can guess who wrapped, like whose gift is
Speaker 1: who based on the wrapping.
Speaker 3: True and also gets what's in there because they've got
Speaker 3: to Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a big reveal. Oh, we'll put them up
Speaker 1: one by one. Well, you can guess whose gift is who, because,
Speaker 1: like if you had to pick a Mitchell or a
Speaker 1: Mitch gif these just scream our personalities.
Speaker 4: Also coming up in our last episode for the year
Speaker 4: on Wednesday, you were banging on about the fact that
Speaker 4: you like apples in sandwiches a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 4: and I just couldn't take your word for it. I
Speaker 4: was like, there's no fucking way an apple on a
Speaker 4: sandwich can be any good.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I wasn't banging on about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: and all the bastards on TikTok I got dms, did
Speaker 1: you yes saying what I got? One saying you're an
Speaker 1: idiot and the podcast sucks. I actually won't say those
Speaker 1: exact words. I think you're making up. So they said
Speaker 1: they said the podcast is foul, and then I replied, said,
Speaker 1: so's that profile picture. But I did it off our
Speaker 1: injoum account. Sorry was it.
Speaker 4: Because they listened to last Wednesday's episode when they said
Speaker 4: the podcast is foul?
Speaker 1: Because that was a foul episode. When I got the message,
Speaker 1: I can check the day you're joking. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I came through to the couple of miches, and I
Speaker 1: just replied saying, you're a bastard.
Speaker 3: Because when we were watching the VR porn, oh god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, you had when.
Speaker 4: We actually recorded, I kind of got swept up in
Speaker 4: the moment when it came to editing that episode I'm
Speaker 4: not approved.
Speaker 3: I'm not easily offended. But that was appalling.
Speaker 1: Was it our worst yet? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was a forty.
Speaker 4: Minute recording that segment, and I can only use twelve
Speaker 4: minutes of it. Oh no, like that's how much foul
Speaker 4: shit I had to cut?
Speaker 1: Well, I blame you. You were so adamant that we watched
Speaker 1: VR pornytrin. I was at all from memory. You were
Speaker 1: really firm on it. You really wanted to know. You
Speaker 1: said you wanted to bring it in and make Apple
Speaker 1: sandwiches content that I bring to this award winning podcast.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I were talking about that back and forth,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, because I'm trained in like radio codes,
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to broadcast a sex act in radio.
Speaker 1: Are we even allowed to do what we did on
Speaker 1: the podcast?
Speaker 3: Oh? It was just a couple of moans in the background.
Speaker 3: It's nothing really explicit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, more than but there was just a lot
Speaker 4: of There was a lot of visceral language from I'm
Speaker 4: not going to totally blame you in Oscar. It was
Speaker 4: mostly you too, but I said some foul shit too
Speaker 4: that I was just like, that's too much.
Speaker 1: I got to cut that.
Speaker 4: I'm going to beat it out. But there was one
Speaker 4: point that you used the phrase, oh look, Jennet, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's just fucking to me.
Speaker 1: That make the final okay, Oh, it's a shame what
Speaker 1: it did make.
Speaker 3: Yet it was foul in itself, but you should have
Speaker 3: heard the off cuts.
Speaker 1: Oh really? Oh it made me homophobic? I'm with you?
Speaker 1: Was it all right? Hay that came on this show
Speaker 1: and said, sometimes the shit that we do he said
Speaker 1: his repulse by gay sex sometimes I go, fuck yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: once the heat dies down in your brain, you go,
Speaker 1: did I just put that there?
Speaker 3: It's just me anyway.
Speaker 4: Apologies if you're offended by last Wednesday's episode. If you were,
Speaker 4: I understand and apologize.
Speaker 1: Each in Proprietary Limited would like to an issue an
Speaker 1: official apology, as we say, sorry for what we broadcast
Speaker 1: on the cloud last week.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should open a Patreon and I'll do the
Speaker 3: uncut version.
Speaker 1: You hear all the filth? Oh my god, would you
Speaker 1: be interested in that? Let us know if you'd like
Speaker 1: a full uncut verse.
Speaker 3: It's really gross.
Speaker 1: Also, I love like ten weeks ago in a Q
Speaker 1: and A were like, we will never Patreon. Now we're like,
Speaker 1: if you want to hear us jerk off together. It's
Speaker 1: available for all that.
Speaker 4: Wasn't happening, even the use of I've become really sensitive
Speaker 4: after that episode.
Speaker 1: I'm like to Viscri, you are more of a prude
Speaker 1: than I am, and actually Jenna is the least prudish
Speaker 1: of us.
Speaker 4: At It's weird because genuinely speaking, I'm the foul mouth
Speaker 4: to Mitch, yes, yes you are. But when it comes
Speaker 4: to sex acts and the words you were using, I
Speaker 4: was like, there's so many beautiful words in our colorful
Speaker 4: English language. Why the fuck are you choosing these ones?
Speaker 1: I would love to compare our sex lives. Who do
Speaker 1: you think has a more in a more wild who's
Speaker 1: into more wild stuff? Jenna?
Speaker 3: Who do you think?
Speaker 5: I think at the moment, probably cheering.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're experimenting at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yes I'm trying. Yes, Yes, you're right. Yeah, interesting, and
Speaker 1: you're in like a loving you know, you know what works,
Speaker 1: you know, like what happens for you and Suan I
Speaker 1: can only imagine is down to a fine art. Not really,
Speaker 1: I'm not going into detail. No you don't.
Speaker 3: We're not venturing into the foul territributed last week.
Speaker 1: I'll say is that when I was at your house
Speaker 1: last week, my leg hair got caught to the anti shape.
Speaker 1: So I can only imagine poor Sean and his testicular
Speaker 1: hair if he ever tries to ravish you on the couch.
Speaker 4: So, now, why did you just bring up Sewan's It's
Speaker 4: so great? I'm not I met you a bit of
Speaker 4: a grub, isn't he?
Speaker 5: He really is? You've changed?
Speaker 1: I have not changed. Yeah, I broke up with my partner.
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, bitch. I'm joking. I don't think of
Speaker 1: you as a bitch.
Speaker 4: I do, yes, even our mouths, but you can't do
Speaker 4: You know why I found it really repulsive that watching
Speaker 4: porn segment. Why because like a week prior, I was
Speaker 4: at Seawan's family Christmas and I watched Auntie Kathy pull
Speaker 4: her phone out and say to me, oh, you've gone
Speaker 4: to podcast? Can you show me how to follow you
Speaker 4: on Spotify? So now I'd look at everything through that lens.
Speaker 4: I'm like, if Auntie Kathy hurt that she'd designed.
Speaker 1: Me, she'd have a conniption. I'm in the same boat.
Speaker 1: The guy that I'm seeing told me that his dad
Speaker 1: listen to our podcast to get to know who I
Speaker 1: am and the first episode you listened to he was
Speaker 1: the Lost in the National Park, which about being lost
Speaker 1: with his son in a national park, and you go,
Speaker 1: did you blow him in the back seat? I thank
Speaker 1: god I said no. Imagine if I told the truth.
Speaker 1: Apologies for last week, and we're going to clean up
Speaker 1: our act in the new year. We will, we will.
Speaker 4: Well, I've got another suggestion for the podcast in the
Speaker 4: new year, shoit I get into my let's jump in
Speaker 4: last one of the year. Mitch, Oh, my final little
Speaker 4: hello fade is down?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do you think we should all agree as a team
Speaker 4: to henceforth ban any Maddie McCann jokes?
Speaker 1: Oh come on now, why are you both looking at me?
Speaker 4: I wonder why we're both looking at you? The worst offender?
Speaker 1: How I've done nothing but trailblazede for that girl I
Speaker 1: have brought attention. When was the last time you thought
Speaker 1: of Madeline Rose Bishop mc.
Speaker 4: I can't escape her. You keep bringing her up? Well,
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, so this is what's happening.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I knew this was gonna happen.
Speaker 4: No, so people started to notice you were making Maddie
Speaker 4: McCann jokes a lot you'd drop her name randomly, and
Speaker 4: you'd always mentioned prior to Loude. Yeah, and then people
Speaker 4: kept pointing it out in our Facebook group, going, god,
Speaker 4: Mitch is obsessed with Mattie mccam And then we acknowledged that.
Speaker 3: We started saying her name even more.
Speaker 4: And then the one time I got swept up in
Speaker 4: it and started making Maddie mccannjokes myself, it's gotten us canceled.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're not canceled.
Speaker 3: You go to my Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to go to it now? Oh?
Speaker 3: So, what we'll do. We'll do a bit of self
Speaker 3: aware reflection.
Speaker 4: Just hit play on the video on my Facebook page, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and see if we find it offensive a bit like
Speaker 4: watching porn on the podcast in hindsight.
Speaker 3: Didn't like it, Oh.
Speaker 1: Mitch, I feel like this is like a we've done
Speaker 1: this with our therapist where they get you to it's
Speaker 1: like exposure therapy to our own content.
Speaker 4: I think exposure therapy is supposed to make you used
Speaker 4: to it and numb to it. That's actually the problem
Speaker 4: that we're numb to Macantos.
Speaker 1: Oh, so all the job people don't find them fucking
Speaker 1: funny at all? Yes, they Okay, here's the thing I think.
Speaker 1: I think the story is horrific and it's such a
Speaker 1: genuinely awful thing to happen to a child. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm never making jokes at her expense. I think Prior
Speaker 1: Deluge is a funny three hand a gag. Prior Deluge,
Speaker 1: it sounds funny.
Speaker 5: Are you going there for Christmas?
Speaker 1: How do I get to your Facebook?
Speaker 4: Are you a thick the whiponized incompetence? Not knowing how
Speaker 4: to get to my face? I do?
Speaker 1: I've just wanted to. Oh girl, should it on my phone?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I just go on to the fucking Facebook page? Google
Speaker 3: Metokoon's Facebook.
Speaker 1: Oh can you do it? That? Looking in?
Speaker 3: Yes, series, that one's the top one there.
Speaker 1: One hundred and eighty k followers. God, you've done well,
Speaker 1: So go down. Yep? That videos? Is it all right?
Speaker 4: Let's just play that first and see if we find
Speaker 4: this inappropriate in hindsight.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: You know how people will say get lost as the
Speaker 4: polite version as opposed to it, I'll get fucked. Just
Speaker 4: stop down and really think about what you're saying when
Speaker 4: you tell someone to get lost.
Speaker 1: I should have ended the video. H it's so mean.
Speaker 1: That's so true. And think of some of the most
Speaker 1: famous missing people of Annie McCann.
Speaker 4: Imagine if they found her and then she does an
Speaker 4: exclusive sixty minute sit down interview and they go, Maddie,
Speaker 4: what happened?
Speaker 1: My sister told want to get lost at the pro
Speaker 1: deluge crash. She got me a pro de lusire.
Speaker 4: She said it lost, didn't I now I'm a celebrity now,
Speaker 4: honest opinion?
Speaker 1: Do you think that was that bad? That's hilarious. I
Speaker 1: did not get enough credit for prior de lusion I thought.
Speaker 4: However, the problem is that I don't reckon. People that
Speaker 4: listen to this podcast would be offended by Mandie McCann jokes. Frankly,
Speaker 4: they're used to it. But the issue is that I'm
Speaker 4: way more popular than you on Facebook.
Speaker 1: This is what's happened.
Speaker 4: When I put that video on my face at page
Speaker 4: there's not one positive comment.
Speaker 1: Look at them all. No, okay, so let's scroll down, Sharnie.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan, But a missing childh I keep reading.
Speaker 4: No, a missing child who most likely died a horrifying
Speaker 4: and terrible death, never to be seen again, isn't really
Speaker 4: what I'll call a great subject of humor.
Speaker 1: No, we're not making fun of that, and he says this.
Speaker 4: Is terrible, How disgraceful to mention a missing child in
Speaker 4: this context? All three think it's funny you ought to
Speaker 4: be ashamed of yourselves and sacked for that matter.
Speaker 6: Sacked from that's you, Jenna, where I'm like getting sacked from.
Speaker 1: True you shouldn't name names, says Beverley. Ollie says gold
Speaker 1: in his last.
Speaker 3: There we go, We've got one positive comment.
Speaker 1: I ian Ian says IQ level here for these three
Speaker 1: wouldn't register on the Richter scale.
Speaker 5: That is funny.
Speaker 4: These jerks who mentioned the mccanncakes really needs sorting out.
Speaker 1: Awful and erks.
Speaker 3: I've ever been called a jerk.
Speaker 1: The top comment is I hope I'm not around when
Speaker 1: the triggered humans ruined comedy for everyone. See that's the support,
Speaker 1: But also like, I don't want to be that that
Speaker 1: like comedian that gets defended for not being PC what's
Speaker 1: that Matt strife guys, Everyone's like, oh, he's really let
Speaker 1: him be funny. I'm like, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: that peran.
Speaker 4: He's not funny and now I understand that, but also,
Speaker 4: do you want to be known as the Maddie McCann guy. No,
Speaker 4: no comedy perspective, Mitch Cheer, you know, the one that
Speaker 4: makes all the Maddie McCann jokes.
Speaker 1: All okay, all right from here on in, and I
Speaker 1: vow to stop making jokes about Madeline McCann. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: in on the band, of course. I think it's I
Speaker 1: genuinely think awful to make jokes about the what could
Speaker 1: have gone wrong and what happened we don't know. But
Speaker 1: I also I'm not making jokes about the death of
Speaker 1: a child. It's the circumstance anymore, anymore, anymore. And I'm
Speaker 1: moving on to John Bane Ramsay, I'm for fuck sake,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I wouldn't, so what
Speaker 1: do you reckon?
Speaker 3: Jenna should be banned Mattie McCann jokes.
Speaker 5: This is tough because they have been really funny.
Speaker 4: We should implement a punishment for anyone who mentions her
Speaker 4: name going forward like a swan.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Anyone who mentions Maddie McCann has to
Speaker 1: has to transfer a dollar to the KIDDEO PDO is
Speaker 1: the bank account for this podcast. We'll get the BSBN
Speaker 1: account number. I've aready got it. We all have it,
Speaker 1: I think, and we'll just transfer a dollar in and
Speaker 1: then the end of the year will buy something with
Speaker 1: that dollar. With that cash, the.
Speaker 4: Kid, Well, I'm hoping that we won't have any money
Speaker 4: to play with. If we just don't mention a name,
Speaker 4: we won't have to pay.
Speaker 5: If we do have money, we could give it to
Speaker 5: the Maddie McCain Foundation.
Speaker 1: Will Jennet, you already have a dollar?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know. The band has not started yet.
Speaker 4: No, No, I think I think it has started.
Speaker 1: It had started, let me started, tally.
Speaker 5: No, it has not started.
Speaker 1: What hasn't nothing? What's your favorite brand of frozen chips?
Speaker 5: I don't eat frozen Caine Mitchell.
Speaker 3: That's not the same fucking last name.
Speaker 1: I heard it. You've done it again. Look in comedy,
Speaker 1: sometimes you win and sometimes lose.
Speaker 4: That's still it's not her name, But you're teetering very close.
Speaker 4: I just think we don't go there anymore. Look how
Speaker 4: offended people got on my Facebook page face and that's
Speaker 4: my name being here's not yours?
Speaker 1: Well, can we all okay, I'll point it out here.
Speaker 1: I'll point out the missing kid Mitchell. You brought up her. No,
Speaker 1: actually you did. No, you said Maddie mccairb you a dollar.
Speaker 1: That's actually how the video was edited. You brought her up. No,
Speaker 1: you said Maddie mccab two dollars. Well, shit, that's really hard.
Speaker 1: Jenna one cheery too, Jesus two bucks. Do you know
Speaker 1: what happened?
Speaker 4: I didn't actually technically bring her up in that video.
Speaker 1: You had to drop it in.
Speaker 4: So by this point people had already pointed out that
Speaker 4: you keep bringing up her name, so you didn't want
Speaker 4: to say it because you're like, oh, I don't want
Speaker 4: to bring her up again. So you just led us
Speaker 4: into that direction, and I was like, I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: to say the names.
Speaker 3: People know who we're talking about, course, because you were.
Speaker 4: Like, think of some of the most famous missing people
Speaker 4: of the world, but you didn't want to say it
Speaker 4: because you'd be accused of bringing her up again.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm very conscious of it.
Speaker 3: Well, I also gonna have to be extra conscious because
Speaker 3: now it's costing you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to two bucks. The last time we joked
Speaker 1: about it was the Parents Book. It wasn't even her,
Speaker 1: and we're not joking about the circumstances. We never joke
Speaker 1: about the actual kidnapping, which it's the lore and the
Speaker 1: myth of it all. Think outside the box. No more,
Speaker 1: not anymore. When we're done three bucks? What can that
Speaker 1: get us armored? Piccolo?
Speaker 3: Not these days?
Speaker 1: No, true, you're not wrong anyway.
Speaker 4: So yep, we've officially banned any jokes about that.
Speaker 1: Anything else we want to tack on before we wrap up.
Speaker 4: There any other feedback, anything you guys want to ban
Speaker 4: in the new year.
Speaker 1: Can you sit down in the new year? Oh?
Speaker 4: I only stand up if I'm feeling a bit nacked,
Speaker 4: which I am today. That doesn't make sy sound dopey.
Speaker 4: I only stay up if I'm exhausted.
Speaker 5: I want to hear dopeyms.
Speaker 1: It just makes me a bit more alert if I'm
Speaker 1: standing up because the blood's got to pump to your head,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't explain it, but instead of you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I ain't get it.
Speaker 4: So no, not any twenty twenty four ins and outs
Speaker 4: from you two.
Speaker 6: I'd like to bring back the potential of rash shirts.
Speaker 5: I have a story.
Speaker 6: Yesterday I went on the lookout for rash shirts and
Speaker 6: there's none around. I had to settle for a twenty
Speaker 6: dollars km up one that does and even cover the neck.
Speaker 3: I've still got a rash fest for you at home.
Speaker 1: Why did you buy it?
Speaker 3: Because remember we.
Speaker 4: Were going to do a photoshoot for this season's artwork
Speaker 4: of Us by the Paul and Jenny was going to
Speaker 4: be in a rash fest and then we just didn't
Speaker 4: have time, so we didn't end up doing that.
Speaker 1: I still fucking got it. If you want it, it's
Speaker 1: roxy or something.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1: I have a rash shirt from when I was a
Speaker 1: six XL and if you take it on the cruise
Speaker 1: ship you could use it as a potential life raft
Speaker 1: for thirteen people. If you just all hold a corner.
Speaker 5: I'm a good thing.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I went my first summer swim this week and I
Speaker 1: didn't wear a shirt and I felt felt confident. Well,
Speaker 1: a big win When Thursday it was thirty degrees when
Speaker 1: didn't fuck? You know what? We should bring back? Yes
Speaker 1: next year us being fat? Why why? Someone commented on
Speaker 1: a video on our Facebook group Enduring Idiots. If you're
Speaker 1: not in it, go join it. The conversation continues after
Speaker 1: the show and some posts was like is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or does Jenna have gorgeous hair? And everyone was commenting,
Speaker 1: gorgeous hair, silky smooth, does she is Moroccan oil? Then
Speaker 1: the next comment was the reason I think Mitch Cherry's
Speaker 1: celebrity interviews are no longer entertaining is the fact that
Speaker 1: he's now thin and good looking, whereas before he was
Speaker 1: fat and just okay looking. The celebrities are no longer
Speaker 1: disarmed by his lovable persona and bubbly energy. Bring back
Speaker 1: Big Mitch, love the pod.
Speaker 4: That's the definition of when did I ask? Yes, it
Speaker 4: was out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: For you back. He came out of the blue.
Speaker 4: Anyone ever told you that your celebrity interviews have gotten boring? No,
Speaker 4: because he's just weighing in on this discussion that never
Speaker 4: took place.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the point. Why did he do that? Anyway?
Speaker 1: What do I want to bring back?
Speaker 3: No? I see like band not doing ban.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty content. I think I'd like to ban
Speaker 1: one of the studio recordings every month, and we do
Speaker 1: one a month from your house, Mitchell, or my house
Speaker 1: or Jenna's match.
Speaker 3: I don't mind that that's pretty much what we've been doing.
Speaker 1: We have but the energy is different.
Speaker 4: It's very nice, true, I think to an extent, because
Speaker 4: what happens if our energy is too relax is we
Speaker 4: end up watching fucking porn on the podcast.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we've vowed our vile commentary. I love that
Speaker 1: we vowed today never to watch porn again. We've issued
Speaker 1: an official, our first ever apology to the masses. We
Speaker 1: have stopped. I can't even it's dangerous territory.
Speaker 3: Okay, should we go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we should have anything else anyone wants to ban.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you're a listener of the show, this is
Speaker 1: the one time we will be we will be receptive
Speaker 1: to feedback. Let us know what you want us to
Speaker 1: ban from the show.
Speaker 3: I can just bring up the survey monkey. I already
Speaker 3: know I want.
Speaker 6: To bring something whenever we do something from someone's house.
Speaker 6: Can we order food?
Speaker 3: When you say wee, do you mean me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You've all got the fucking Eberitz app.
Speaker 1: Oh, I actually need to get the CVV code from
Speaker 1: got new phone. I don't have the I used to
Speaker 1: have the kidio on my Apple R and I had
Speaker 1: to go buy ingredients for a fucking Apple sandwich and
Speaker 1: I had to fuck the cost green Apple chicken breast,
Speaker 1: mayonnaise bread. It's thirty six bucks in its economy.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll take a dollar off that when I rembirth
Speaker 4: your two dollars actually for the dimensions of the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, God, I hope they get it.
Speaker 3: Okay, we should go all right, I love you idiots.
Speaker 1: Leave us a five star review please on Spotify, Apple
Speaker 1: Podcasts if you haven't, and write one right with your hands.
Speaker 1: That's the Christmas gift we want. Please do. It gets
Speaker 1: us up in the Triton podcast ranker. But what the
Speaker 1: Triton podcast rank.
Speaker 3: I never even heard of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. When I get the email like the monthly podcast
Speaker 1: ratings Triton have released, I'm like it sounds like the
Speaker 1: daily paper in the Little mermaid World Daily Triton. It
Speaker 1: does Tryton have published revolts O God, I wonder what
Speaker 1: Flipper thinks about is? Yes, now what was the flapper?
Speaker 1: It was a fat fish called I don't remember.
Speaker 5: It starts with air flounder, flounder, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'd love to get flounders. Take Can we go now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Some things that are okay to be thoughts
Speaker 1: you're next year out. We're banning thoughts. One no train
Speaker 1: of thought. Okay, all right, okay, see you next week.
Speaker 3: No, not next week.
Speaker 1: Should have been a thought in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Catch you when saying to get good bye? Is it
Speaker 1: just me? A podcast by a couple.
Speaker 2: Of Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 4: Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret
Speaker 4: segment on the end. The show isn't done. We just
Speaker 4: keep talking.
Speaker 1: Nothing's planned here. I just got did you get one?
Speaker 1: This is going to be a fight. There's an opening
Speaker 1: at our therapist for a cancelation.
Speaker 3: I've already got one a couple of days time.
Speaker 1: Saying yes, I'm shaking this this this is getting east
Speaker 1: to show tickets Taylor Swift Reputation World Tour. Yes me.
Speaker 4: Please imagine if you called our therapist's receptionist and reacted
Speaker 4: like a prizeman of wood on the radio, who's just
Speaker 4: one eats to shed to gets just call and be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, thank you, Hi Miranda from therapy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did I get it? Yep, you've got the book. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm so depressed at the moment. This is going to
Speaker 1: really pull me out of the brink of sadness. Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's very sweet.
Speaker 3: So because we're heading towards Christmas.
Speaker 4: Christmas episode on Wednesday, Yes, I thought i'd bring in
Speaker 4: a little Christmas is snack feeble Christmas? Please let it
Speaker 4: pop down to the shops. And I found one that
Speaker 4: I don't know why. It angers me? Why because here
Speaker 4: we have Chubb a Chubb's limited edition candy cane lollipops
Speaker 4: yum oh good. And my question is, what's the fucking
Speaker 4: point of that? Why you can just have a candy cane.
Speaker 4: You're just sucking on it. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1: It's a good point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But I like having the handle.
Speaker 1: I like the stick now, but you know what I
Speaker 1: like to do with the candy cane, I like to
Speaker 1: hate to think. I like to unwrap the top and
Speaker 1: hold the hook and pull the plastic down so them
Speaker 1: the hook is still plasticized. Yes, and then you don't
Speaker 1: get sticky, correct exactly. I can see the appeal in these,
Speaker 1: But why, like.
Speaker 4: You can just do what you said, You puel the
Speaker 4: plastic and down down the bottom so you've got something
Speaker 4: to hold on too, so that there's not you know,
Speaker 4: skin to cane contact.
Speaker 1: Like it's a banana.
Speaker 5: Plastic gets stuck to them.
Speaker 1: It does and then like it. I like to suck
Speaker 1: it so much that it gets pointy at the end.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna is this the snack?
Speaker 4: Yeah, these are the candy cane lollipops. They might taste dope.
Speaker 4: I just think that they're fucking stupid ego general, thank you.
Speaker 4: I don't know I've brought this up before, but it's
Speaker 4: the hill all dye. And I hate that they sell
Speaker 4: chocolate baubles. I'm like, it's left over Easter eggs. No,
Speaker 4: they're just round fucking chocolates eggs.
Speaker 1: I tell people that as if you like you broke
Speaker 1: that news to me. I'm like, you know, the chocolate
Speaker 1: balls have just left over eggs. That's not a fan
Speaker 1: I know, but I tell it. Wait, this is a
Speaker 1: creamy on it. It's got a cream bottom on it.
Speaker 1: Ein't cream like strawberries and cream. It's not even red,
Speaker 1: green and white.
Speaker 3: It doesn't look like a candy cane.
Speaker 1: Feces. I can't even get mine unwrapped.
Speaker 5: It so hard to unwrap.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, guys, that ain't candy cane.
Speaker 3: Oh well, what's the point.
Speaker 1: They've reused the cream from strawberries and cream? It should
Speaker 1: not be creamy.
Speaker 3: I can't get it unwrapped.
Speaker 1: Fuck macause it's like a milkshake. You could get it open.
Speaker 5: Nah, that's that's pretty.
Speaker 4: I'll slap it all over it a can. Oh sorry,
Speaker 4: I've been binding it trying to undo the wrapping.
Speaker 1: You gotta twist it anti clockwise and then you grab.
Speaker 3: That's what I was doing. I couldn't get the bloody
Speaker 3: thing open.
Speaker 1: Do they fucking heat seal these? See? This ties back
Speaker 1: to my augum, which I think is one of my
Speaker 1: best yet? Does Santa get a cup for this? Like
Speaker 1: he owns the trademark of Christmas? You know?
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. I'm going to try the candy
Speaker 4: cane on the top. Yeah, that's not even slightly candy
Speaker 4: cane to Jason, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh no, there's a ton.
Speaker 5: I think it is.
Speaker 1: It's got cream in it.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not as good as a candy cane.
Speaker 1: It I haven't had a candy cane in years. I
Speaker 1: don't jump for a candy can. I'll have a gingerbread house.
Speaker 1: I'll have a paddle over.
Speaker 3: I'll have gingerbread. Oh amazing?
Speaker 1: Can I say? As I've grown and my palette's developed.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I put too.
Speaker 4: I will Soren used to make the pudding and put
Speaker 4: threepences in there, what which is like old coins? And
Speaker 4: if you find the coin in your pudding. I think
Speaker 4: the reason that she put threepences in there is because
Speaker 4: it's a particular type of metal that won't go all
Speaker 4: fucked in the food. And if you find one in there,
Speaker 4: you get money. Basically she'll exchange it for a five
Speaker 4: cent piece. So that's the fun of the game. You
Speaker 4: get a threepence in you're putting, you get dosh from now.
Speaker 1: It's real fun. Until Uncle Bill choked on a five
Speaker 1: cent piece died on Christmas Day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was one year where it was like, hey,
Speaker 4: got the threepence, Well, I don't know, somebody's fucking straight.
Speaker 1: To ate it. She had to get a fucking sin
Speaker 1: out of the top drawer and get shitten. My nan
Speaker 1: used to boil the Christmas pudding because traditional Christmas pull
Speaker 1: it is boiled, right. She'd boil it or steam it
Speaker 1: in a Hessian sack and it was just this big
Speaker 1: dark brown ball in a Hessian sack and I'd go, man,
Speaker 1: what is that? She'd go it's the beheaded neighbor.
Speaker 4: And I believed, God you would. That's where you get
Speaker 4: your bullshitting from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my family are historical bullshiting. They seriously, every single
Speaker 1: one of them. This is awful. I'm putting it in
Speaker 1: the bin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not loving it.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 4: I was going to make this snack part of my
Speaker 4: Savage Santa present for whoever's lucky enough to get my
Speaker 4: present on Wednesday, but then I thought, no, I wouldn't
Speaker 4: burden someone with these.
Speaker 3: No, whoever wants them can have them. Of course, you
Speaker 3: know what I love.
Speaker 1: I went to Kmart the other night, just for a
Speaker 1: little shop when and it was Wednesday afternoon, and I know,
Speaker 1: and the amount of Christmas paraphernalia is so cool like
Speaker 1: and that's what I mean, Sheen, Santa's just profiting, is
Speaker 1: making so how much shit? You got to the Cole's website,
Speaker 1: You got to the Christmas tab. There's Curtis Stone with
Speaker 1: a fucking ham. Look at all this.
Speaker 3: Us doing the train of thought thing again.
Speaker 1: What are you saying, Oh, absolutely nothing, I'm saying look
Speaker 1: at these Christmas products.
Speaker 4: I thought about getting my first Christmas tree this year.
Speaker 4: I just didn't get around.
Speaker 1: To me, you don't have a I did not notice
Speaker 1: that when we were at your house last week. I
Speaker 1: don't know, sure you need a tree.
Speaker 4: It hasn't dawned on me that Christmas is so soon,
Speaker 4: Like I'm not excited about it yet, it's very soon,
Speaker 4: Like I've only got a couple of things on my
Speaker 4: to do list and then I'm like finished work for
Speaker 4: the year essentially.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well I've got one last radio show to
Speaker 1: do that I'm done four weeks yet. It's very nice.
Speaker 1: When are you done, Jenna?
Speaker 5: Today?
Speaker 1: Is it your last day? Ye?
Speaker 5: Not frid because my cruise is on Friday, so.
Speaker 1: You quite literally depart tomorrow.
Speaker 4: That's why we couldn't do our hamdraf for Christmas. I
Speaker 4: said that, sorry, so she ruined it.
Speaker 1: You dock tomorrow?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I depart the dock at four pm and
Speaker 6: my other podcast host Sam, she's going to wave me off.
Speaker 3: Why did she offer or did you ask it?
Speaker 5: She offered?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 4: Are we awful friends for not offering to waive her off?
Speaker 4: I do it inside of shit to do. I'll come
Speaker 4: wave you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be waved off? I'm going to
Speaker 1: do it in a really dramatic, old timey way, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to get ankerchief in your hand. Bye, good
Speaker 1: by the las time I see him go, well, well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be staring you in the eyes until
Speaker 1: your face dissolves into nothing but a dot.
Speaker 4: I've never been on a cruise ship, but I just
Speaker 4: have this feeling that I would be in my fucking element.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can go buffets. What's not to
Speaker 1: love the you tails? Yeah, you thrive, live theater, performances, comedy,
Speaker 1: you'd thrive. I'd be the person that dies, Mitchell. Do
Speaker 1: you know on cruise ships there are morgues. There's a
Speaker 1: morgue on every cruise ship because people carck it.
Speaker 4: Sean was telling me that his grandmother used to frequent
Speaker 4: cruise ships and the record was seventeen people on board
Speaker 4: just can't because they were old and died seventeen.
Speaker 5: They died doing what they love. Well, that's true cruising.
Speaker 1: Staring at you, lobby.
Speaker 3: Just make new friends on the cruise and they'd be
Speaker 3: dead the.
Speaker 1: Next Oh no, no, it's a bit grim, isn't it.
Speaker 1: That's awful. I'm not a cruise kind of guy. I
Speaker 1: got an invitation. Have you been on one. No, but
Speaker 1: I got a cruise. Well, I got an invitation last
Speaker 1: week to go on Richard Branson's cruise ship. Did you
Speaker 1: get that invite? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah again, wasn't that just a day thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was Virgin. It was like a pr thing. Yeah, yeah, Virgin,
Speaker 1: who do the airline? No, they also do not going anywhere? No, No,
Speaker 1: it's just docked in Sydney Harbor. They wanted to give
Speaker 1: you a tour, and I was like, I could think
Speaker 1: of nothing worse. I'm just not a cruise guy.
Speaker 4: And apparently that new cruise is kid free and I'm like,
Speaker 4: fuck you now we're talking.
Speaker 3: I don't want to deal with families and shit.
Speaker 1: Wait that one that I was talking about, Yeah, get out?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well the one I'm going on, it's full of
Speaker 6: old people.
Speaker 5: Perfect, So I think it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Which that'd be your dream.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know about old old people, but I feel
Speaker 4: like it would be fun to deal with friends like
Speaker 4: you just lean into how fucking dag it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hate to be homophobic, but I often
Speaker 1: am at times. I got an invite from P and
Speaker 1: O to go there, went slay Queen, Hey babe, we
Speaker 1: and the p and O family want to invite you
Speaker 1: on our inaugural p and O Pride Cruise. I said,
Speaker 1: I could think of nothing fucking work, Hunty one, that'd
Speaker 1: be the horn. If the horn for that fucking boat
Speaker 1: is the Love sound, what's it called Love Cruise, it'd
Speaker 1: be cc Peniston. Finally, Finally, as we crash into a hillside, So.
Speaker 3: Are you going to be on the cruise for actual
Speaker 3: Christmas das or are you back?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Good Christmas day? We're in New Caledonia.
Speaker 3: Jesus Well.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, when we go to the
Speaker 4: Dobbe's and we should catch up, but you won't be
Speaker 4: in Debbe.
Speaker 5: Nor I normally am.
Speaker 1: You'd be careful. That's where Captain Cook was speared and
Speaker 1: you look strikingly similar to him in a low light situation.
Speaker 4: For whatever reason, Shawn there wants to go to the
Speaker 4: old Doubo jail. I'll do it, and I'm I'm just
Speaker 4: kind of morally against that place because I've never agreed
Speaker 4: with the way Australia spells jail gal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, old Dubbo girl.
Speaker 1: No, just jh.
Speaker 3: Why can't we spell it like double jail?
Speaker 5: Is great?
Speaker 1: I've been there. It's nice you just get the photo
Speaker 1: behind the bars and smile.
Speaker 5: And you get your head in there.
Speaker 1: It's good, funny.
Speaker 4: God, that was the most terrifying thing at fucking Questacon.
Speaker 4: When you'd stick your head in that beheading thing.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you could feel the air.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would just leave a fake blade obviously, and
Speaker 4: it would drop and then do a puff of air
Speaker 4: on your neck. And I was fully aware that it
Speaker 4: couldn't kill me, and yet I was just two ships.
Speaker 1: I was such an anxious child that I thought, the
Speaker 1: one time it does kill a kid, and it will
Speaker 1: be mad.
Speaker 5: That's what I said.
Speaker 1: I remember I was. I was such a weird kid.
Speaker 1: I went in that earthquake house. They have like a
Speaker 1: house that is that simulates an earthquake.
Speaker 5: Well I was in a real one.
Speaker 1: So oh god true. I don't know what happened, but
Speaker 1: it initiated my fight off flight and I just wanted
Speaker 1: to find my wife. I was thirteen. The get the
Speaker 1: photo albums run of the Ben.
Speaker 4: We end up discussing questa con surprisingly off for shocking amount.
Speaker 1: I went to Canberra recently and I was shocked to
Speaker 1: hear that. If I know, it was dreadful. The lack
Speaker 1: of advertising. Really, that's all they got advertised, quester, con
Speaker 1: Bill needs now advertising or you think it speaks for itself.
Speaker 1: Well it's also a bit shit.
Speaker 3: Now he's a bit They.
Speaker 1: Got rid of all the good ship.
Speaker 4: Really, Yes, it's more educational. Now let's some fun vibes
Speaker 4: and whatever.
Speaker 1: They're awful of w Hnas you know, we can't get
Speaker 1: Latina kid's head, but in our days, yes, of course
Speaker 1: they could.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh so they don't have that anymore.
Speaker 1: No, I wonder if education has changed. Like when I
Speaker 1: was in school, my teacher basically sucked off Captain James
Speaker 1: Cook and Joseph Banks every every history lesson, and now
Speaker 1: I've had to learn my own facts, you know, pull
Speaker 1: down the tower and pull down the statues, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Do they have they changed it to be not so
Speaker 1: fucking bias?
Speaker 3: Well, apparently they show my fucking videos in some classes,
Speaker 3: so I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe Sam's have slipped what for gay sex head?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: What videos of mind?
Speaker 1: Is any light on that? Welcome class? Hb. This is
Speaker 1: a twig.
Speaker 3: Remember we got someone on the phone on the podcast.
Speaker 4: It was a teacher who shows her classes my bog
Speaker 4: and gate video. Oh I can't remember for what subject
Speaker 4: or for what fucking reason? But I think it might
Speaker 4: have been English like storytelling and satire Standard English.
Speaker 1: How dare you be extended? I did Standard English and
Speaker 1: now I'm writing a book. I get that. What's the
Speaker 1: other potentially? Potentially? What's the update with your book? You
Speaker 1: sat down?
Speaker 3: Well, there isn't England.
Speaker 4: But it has had to make the peak me. No,
Speaker 4: wrong publisher.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, did Shulster and Shulster come or are they twins? No?
Speaker 1: I don't really have an update.
Speaker 3: We did.
Speaker 1: You know, we've been chatting about it. It's very exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it might not happen, but we'll see. Listen, we're both rising.
Speaker 1: You got off at a book. I got offered to
Speaker 1: be the face of vis Sinus Inhaler.
Speaker 3: I love those?
Speaker 1: Can we swap? Do you want to swap? They offered me.
Speaker 1: I love those. They're surprisingly addictive.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I remember Nichols and I was saying that
Speaker 4: that's the gateway to vaping, like we were addicted to.
Speaker 1: The late hold on. No, no, this is what it is.
Speaker 5: Actually, when I first met Mitchell, he had one in
Speaker 5: his notes.
Speaker 1: No, this is what they want, the new and improved tech,
Speaker 1: high tech one Oh, that's a new electrical one. They
Speaker 1: want me to be the face of the I'm not
Speaker 1: even gonna say it because I haven't said yes, I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna do it. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: the face of a sinus in how Mitchell's going on
Speaker 1: a bike you have to, And I'm going to retirement
Speaker 1: homes letting old people know that they can clear their
Speaker 1: sinuses at the press of a button.
Speaker 3: Young people have blocked sinuses too, true, I don't discriminate.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why they want to fact like children are
Speaker 4: the worst defenders with the fucking blocked.
Speaker 1: Nose just seems a bit off brand.
Speaker 4: You know what I found in New Zealand best discovery ever? Sorry,
Speaker 4: you know, pooh pooh your fucking No, I'm overronsters.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: But I discovered this thing called the snuffler.
Speaker 5: Oh google it.
Speaker 4: It's like a vix inhaler, but instead of causing heaps
Speaker 4: of landfill, you know, when the vix inhaler's become a
Speaker 4: bit weaker, just chuck them out, getting new once so
Speaker 4: you unscrew it and then there's a little bit of
Speaker 4: foam in there or something inside the tube and you
Speaker 4: pop a couple of extra drops of essential oil on there,
Speaker 4: so it's reusable.
Speaker 2: Look there it is.
Speaker 1: You just put essential oil on the little.
Speaker 3: Thing inside and you can reuse it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's great. I'm not an ambassador. I just think
Speaker 1: the snuffle's quite fucking handy. Oh it's not like a
Speaker 1: commercial thing it's made. It's like it's kind of underground. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I found it a gift shop.
Speaker 1: Oh, shout out of the stuffler, it's so good. I
Speaker 1: reach out. It's very usable. Yeah, I don't think i'll
Speaker 1: be the face of vix I not. Your book's good, though,
Speaker 1: it's very exciting. You haven't read it. I want a
Speaker 1: chapter about working together. Oh god, you'll have to What
Speaker 1: else are you gonna write about bog and Gate? Yes,
Speaker 1: of course you beloved short I don't know, Isabella. And
Speaker 1: then they'll have to be a chapter about working with me?
Speaker 5: What about me? Can I be in it?
Speaker 3: It depends, I'm sure, and your name might come up
Speaker 3: at some point.
Speaker 1: Can I get the dedication?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I want I want the dedication. Would you like to
Speaker 1: write the four Bird?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Actually no, you get someone with star power Jessica Rowe.
Speaker 4: Amanda doesn't Jessica Row write my forward, I have never
Speaker 4: meta sense of humor and trademark chup, how would they
Speaker 4: write that?
Speaker 1: Kjf kjf kjf.
Speaker 4: She should be the face of vis how clearer nostills
Speaker 4: with them?
Speaker 1: Snoot Now you know what, she's the fucking face of
Speaker 1: child safety on TikTok oh. Yeah, Sarah Jeanine Ellis? What's
Speaker 1: her name? Who am I talking about? Natalie bro Jessica, Jessica?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you today?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, can you? It's an
Speaker 1: audio medium. Stop sucking on a popsicle. We both chucked
Speaker 1: ours out because we knew it was funny for.
Speaker 4: This and still got mine going. But it's been a
Speaker 4: long time between sucks because I'm talking.
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Although no sicky things, so maybe there's something to be
Speaker 4: said for the lollipops.
Speaker 1: I agree. I just love a Christmas themed item. I'm
Speaker 1: all for it. You know you're not. I love a
Speaker 1: tannatone like a Christmas cake.
Speaker 5: Oh they're yummy, They're really good.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 4: I used to be obsessed with candy canes. Actually, you
Speaker 4: wouldn't just get the mint ones. You can get all
Speaker 4: sorts of different colored ones. Do you remember those ones?
Speaker 1: You know they were like orange.
Speaker 4: And purple in its worlds. Oh bitch, they were so good.
Speaker 1: What were they like? Orange flavored? Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, I remember those.
Speaker 1: You could get all sorts of candica. Is it just
Speaker 1: me on the fly or did the candy cane production
Speaker 1: line just give up? There used to be so many.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. There was an orange flavor one
Speaker 1: that I really liked.
Speaker 3: I think that's the what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the coke one I don't remember. Pack yeah, colar, yeah, colar, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You used to get me in that like twelve pack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good with a just like a purple hooked in. I'm
Speaker 1: actually going to see you remember the rainbow ones? I
Speaker 1: didn't like the rainbow one.
Speaker 3: I know that they weren't They went that specially with
Speaker 3: the flavor.
Speaker 1: Wasn't nice.
Speaker 3: I also used to love an Advent calendar as a kid.
Speaker 4: It was the whole light of my bloody days of
Speaker 4: December was school holidays, So like my day revolved around
Speaker 4: when am I having this choking? I don't want to
Speaker 4: have a perth thing in the morning, because then I've
Speaker 4: blow my low too early.
Speaker 1: Wow, they don't have them they've got the traditional they
Speaker 1: don't have the box anymore.
Speaker 4: From memory, the fancy colorful candy canes. I used to
Speaker 4: get them like reject shops.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: Discount daves in Forbes, but essentially that's the sort of
Speaker 4: place you'd find at a discount shop.
Speaker 5: I love them.
Speaker 1: I reckon Aldi would have them for sure. Yeah, I look, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: those ones assorted candy canes. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: the same ones I'm thinking of. Woolworths are sorted. Do
Speaker 1: Woolies have it? Nah? Nah? Shocking these ones, the rainbow ones,
Speaker 1: they sucked.
Speaker 3: Big w have them, big darp That makes sense, Big.
Speaker 1: W of course, to the rescue.
Speaker 4: We've already compared what everyone's doing on Christmas stage and
Speaker 4: it's going to be overseas. They'll be in bogen Gate.
Speaker 4: You'll be not in Scotland yet.
Speaker 1: No, So I will be in with my family Christmas
Speaker 1: Day and then I fly out at quarter to eleven
Speaker 1: Christmas night, yes, and then I know that my family
Speaker 1: are gonna have a Christmas hand and they'll drop me
Speaker 1: to the airport and then yeah, I spend land in
Speaker 1: Glasgow on Boxing Day and then I'm in doing the
Speaker 1: Scottish Highlands for the week, and then I'm doing New
Speaker 1: Year's in Edinburgh, yeah, very well, and then London. I
Speaker 1: think I'm going to Germany and all these other places
Speaker 1: irelandon yeah, yeah, solo travel though. I mean, goodness me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna forget a beanie.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like minus ten.
Speaker 3: Oh we've got the twos that, yes, but Tricia centers
Speaker 3: the Canadian to wear it and send her a photo.
Speaker 3: I found the.
Speaker 4: Note she left with the twos in the package. She
Speaker 4: did specify that the one you claimed as yours was
Speaker 4: for Jenna. Sorry, Jenna, mit to rob you of your beautiful.
Speaker 1: Took What was her justification there? I think this one's
Speaker 1: a bit girly. Yeah right, it was a bit. But
Speaker 1: does she know that wear PUFs.
Speaker 4: I think she's well after fucking last Wednesday. She couldn't
Speaker 4: help her, of.
Speaker 1: Course, of course, I wonder if there's one listener out
Speaker 1: there that just doesn't pay that much attention to thinks
Speaker 1: we're both straight and things, we're both fucking Jenna. Sorry,
Speaker 1: trying to get the vulgarity out of the show.
Speaker 3: Imagine us putting Jenna on the spit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's Horrificah, sorry, Jenna. Did we talk
Speaker 1: about how on the show how we almost got reunited
Speaker 1: with old mate from Housewives?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't think we did.
Speaker 4: So we've made fun of Chrissy from house Arts to
Speaker 4: Sydney and Nicole, Yes, And they were both at the
Speaker 4: TikTok a boids together, literally standing back to back with me,
Speaker 4: and I looked over my shoulder and I was like,
Speaker 4: shit right there, and I've just started freaking out a bit.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not going to tell you because
Speaker 4: you're going to be like, let's get a photo.
Speaker 3: I was like, so we can't.
Speaker 4: I'm really worried that they're going to be offended. Like
Speaker 4: Sherley Noel seen the TikTok but we were mocking it
Speaker 4: when oh my god, that's true. Noele's a child, or
Speaker 4: she would have done that on her for you page.
Speaker 1: You and I once someone told me em All the
Speaker 1: drag queen from RuPaul's Draguns came up and was like,
Speaker 1: first of all, love cookbook, and second of all, I
Speaker 1: just told them about it. I was just in a
Speaker 1: conversation with Nicole and I told her how funny this
Speaker 1: video was. Oh no, and she goes she and Emil says,
Speaker 1: she was laughing, You've got to go okay good. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to go and find it, but then I
Speaker 1: couldn't find it. Then I saw there was a wood
Speaker 1: roasted pizza, so I wound.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was too nervous.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh no, I was too nervous in general,
Speaker 4: but also the fact that we'd essentially taken the fucking
Speaker 4: piss out of them. I was like, oh no, I
Speaker 4: don't want to interact with them.
Speaker 3: I was scared.
Speaker 4: See what they're capable of. On that show the fust
Speaker 4: rag Fight we could have had, I agree.
Speaker 1: I interviewed who's the girl from the fur Gate Victoria?
Speaker 1: I interviewed her on my radio show, and she was vicious,
Speaker 1: like I could she feel that if I if I
Speaker 1: asked a question she hadn't preapproved or was happy with answering,
Speaker 1: she had given it to me, ripped me to peace.
Speaker 5: When I was at the pet show, she's pretty.
Speaker 1: She's pretty loose, Yes she is.
Speaker 6: When I was at the pet show, doctor Kate was
Speaker 6: presenting and she shamed me, are you wearing virgin?
Speaker 1: And no? She saw her at the back of her
Speaker 1: I thought that has to be anat.
Speaker 6: So you know how at the end of the seminars
Speaker 6: they have the question time.
Speaker 1: No, I've never been to and I have never ever
Speaker 1: been to a seminar full stop.
Speaker 6: Well, they have question time at then I put my
Speaker 6: hands up and the guy came over with the microphone.
Speaker 5: He's like stand up. I'm like, oh, if I have to.
Speaker 6: So I asked the question, how often is it normal
Speaker 6: for your cat to vomit?
Speaker 3: Valid question?
Speaker 5: Yes, She stood there, looked at me and said never.
Speaker 6: Well, rot, she stopped and like pointed at me and said,
Speaker 6: you should never let your cat vomit. You're not letting
Speaker 6: them and all this and went on and on and
Speaker 6: on and while I'm standing there like an idiot.
Speaker 1: And everyone goes boo, throwing tomatoes on you. That's unfair
Speaker 1: as a vet, because she should know that vomiting is
Speaker 1: a very natural part of a cat's life, and then
Speaker 1: she may hack up their own hair.
Speaker 5: It's got to ask me, how often do I vomit?
Speaker 1: You are a cat?
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, I don't like her. They do vomit. Also,
Speaker 3: sometimes it's just because they're not getting enough attention.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Those seminars. Your body lucky to have questions asked.
Speaker 1: It's so awkward when people go can I get a
Speaker 1: questions and no one asked questions. So she's lucky that
Speaker 1: you stood up.
Speaker 5: I know exactly.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we probably should get out of here. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1: I need to go to it.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast, so do I. We can't go
Speaker 4: to the toilet at the same time. People will talk.
Speaker 1: I was going to put a toasty on, so I'll
Speaker 1: toasty while.
Speaker 3: You pe Okay, great, I'm so glad we discussed it.
Speaker 1: In no worries. And then when we frost Jenner, I'll
Speaker 1: take behind perfect purpose, right, everyone.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 1: So we do we do?
Speaker 3: That was lovely.
Speaker 1: I love that we all guys. Sometimes we're really on it,
Speaker 1: you know, when we're not thinking of porn, we can
Speaker 1: actually be a great, well oiled machine.
Speaker 4: We'll be back Wednesday for the final episode of the year,
Speaker 4: The Last One Guy?
Speaker 1: Catch you then? Are you soon? Is It Just Me?
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