Speaker 1: Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning Patsy, Good morning chat Post. What guys, how
Speaker 2: was everyone this morning?
Speaker 3: I've already happy the fright of my life this morning?
Speaker 4: What's happened?
Speaker 3: I wake up and I'm try and keep the house
Speaker 3: dark and tiptoe around so I'm not waking anybody up.
Speaker 3: Gordy had for his birthday cow themed party, had this
Speaker 3: giant cow face inflatable balloon that's kept its helium amazingly well,
Speaker 3: and so it's just up in the corner of a room,
Speaker 3: and then every now and again he'll move it somewhere
Speaker 3: else in the house and it sits on the roof overnight.
Speaker 3: I guess it's starting to lose its helium abilities and
Speaker 3: it's hovered down to face level rid in the corner
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 2: It's in the house. Oh my god, you don't need
Speaker 2: that scare, did you? Yell?
Speaker 3: I didn't yell an internal thing where all of a
Speaker 3: sudden I've got all this extra adrenaline.
Speaker 2: This is how it ends. This is how I died
Speaker 2: a cow face killer. How terrifying.
Speaker 3: It's bad to know that I don't even put my
Speaker 3: hand like I my reflexes.
Speaker 2: If there were that tur in the morning, you're not
Speaker 2: expecting to be attack. If someone came at you or
Speaker 2: you were in an altercation, you know that something might happen.
Speaker 2: You can send somebody. We're barely awake when you get
Speaker 2: out of bed in the morning at our early.
Speaker 3: Hours, especially with something with such a.
Speaker 2: Giant, it's a lot to take in. You must have
Speaker 2: come across some of all these dolls or toys over
Speaker 2: the year, getting up the early hours. I have before
Speaker 2: and remember when Ferbies were a massive thing. So both
Speaker 2: the daughters wanted Ferbi to Christmas, and in the UK
Speaker 2: they were just setting out. I couldn't get hold of them.
Speaker 2: This was I was trying to get hold of them
Speaker 2: in November and they'd sold out and so the only
Speaker 2: place to get hold of them was was Germany. So
Speaker 2: I ordered to to be shipped over from Germany. They
Speaker 2: turned up and I thought, well, they're just Ferby's. And
Speaker 2: then on Christmas Day they opened up and obviously because
Speaker 2: they're German, but they talked in German quite uh quite
Speaker 2: for a young child to take in, you know, and
Speaker 2: because Ferby's are quite demanding in that accent, it can
Speaker 2: be a little bit problematic. It can be a little
Speaker 2: bit problematic. So anyway, fast sort of January and going
Speaker 2: back to work and it's very way cold in dart
Speaker 2: one morning in the winter in the UK, and I
Speaker 2: didn't realize that one of them just must have just
Speaker 2: got nice by the dog and suddenly in Dartness these
Speaker 2: lies open to All I heard was schnell. I actually
Speaker 2: sent me as you, I don't go Ferbie, I'm actually.
Speaker 3: Down on the ground.
Speaker 2: Don't come back for a third time, just when you
Speaker 2: thought it was over. Wow, Wow, didn't see that coming.
Speaker 2: Did not have that another German invasion of my bingo card.
Speaker 2: I was so terrible and it actually took me a
Speaker 2: couple of minutes, even though you're still vibrating note as
Speaker 2: you come into work.
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast, I've.
Speaker 2: Got one of these Apple watches and I regret that
Speaker 2: day ever got this thing. I went. We just got
Speaker 2: too many notifications. I've got one of these robot hoovers.
Speaker 2: It's just notified me said night, I need to service
Speaker 2: it asaps ten about six. You're not even on right now, mate,
Speaker 2: you're asleep. You need to do your job. I'll get
Speaker 2: around to servicing you stop messaging me, and he calls
Speaker 2: himself Robbie. Hi, it's Robbie here. They're saying, you know,
Speaker 2: I need servicing. I've been cleaning for a one hundred
Speaker 2: and eighty hours. I need to be serviced. There's just
Speaker 2: too many notifications in my life. Actually, I might turn
Speaker 2: off all notifications.
Speaker 3: How do you find that thing? The robot vacuum? Do
Speaker 3: you reckon you to annoy him because you have to
Speaker 3: service him and look after him and clear the away.
Speaker 2: From their filter. It's not as that if you have
Speaker 2: dogs and you've got a cat, you've got a chat.
Speaker 2: There's no lamb mines because a lot of people set
Speaker 2: up to run during the day. I can't do that
Speaker 2: because at any moment he could walk into a lamb
Speaker 2: by that the counter doog have left there? And basically
Speaker 2: Robbie the robot is smearing poople around our house like
Speaker 2: a bank's heat all over the floor and just rotting
Speaker 2: it around.
Speaker 3: How does he also go with the amount of dog hare?
Speaker 3: I mean I board a college just the.
Speaker 2: Shed all the time. Yeah, it must be the same
Speaker 2: with yours.
Speaker 4: Patches constant. It's like tumble weeds if we do use
Speaker 4: it every day absolutely. I love it. You know what
Speaker 4: I love most about it is it gets up in
Speaker 4: those nooks and crannies, like I'm under the couch and
Speaker 4: the beds.
Speaker 2: You can't legs or something.
Speaker 4: It just gets under there because it's all clear. If
Speaker 4: it's got a clear path, it will go anywhere. It's brilliant.
Speaker 2: What does it do about when it sees a dog?
Speaker 2: Has it got that pet detection thing?
Speaker 4: It just runs over his foot. Presley hates it. He's
Speaker 4: terrifying how the.
Speaker 2: Dogs do not like it. You get it in their mind.
Speaker 2: They're like, what the hell is this noisy thing that
Speaker 2: actually just sucks something matter? They must saying it's bringing
Speaker 2: dirt into its orbit. Let me see? Can I get in?
Speaker 2: Could I get sucked up?
Speaker 3: Have you guys got one? My friend's got one where
Speaker 3: you can actually turn on a video scame so you
Speaker 3: can watch the robot move rand your house and clean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I also watch a planet
Speaker 2: of mine. I can I can call it and I
Speaker 2: can say have a look around, I can see what
Speaker 2: it sees, and then you can speak. I want to
Speaker 2: do this to freak up my kids one day. That's
Speaker 2: the only reason I want to do it is just
Speaker 2: going to start talking to the kids. They're like, he's
Speaker 2: not in the house.
Speaker 3: Where is you should be doing your homework.
Speaker 2: So tell us how did last night go, Because yesterday
Speaker 2: jack was on the campaign trail with all the bin stickers.
Speaker 2: So two nights ago Patsy and I went out went
Speaker 2: out to our local suburbs deliver these bin stickers. If
Speaker 2: you don't want to talking about these are beIN stickers
Speaker 2: that are only marketing at the moment. We worn't for
Speaker 2: the same company Carl and Jackie O worked for and
Speaker 2: we have no marketing. Guess who has all the marketing
Speaker 2: ever Carl and Jackie. Oh, so we're on these bin stickers.
Speaker 2: We've had mate to put them on your bins to
Speaker 2: turn them into binboard. So there's been such a great
Speaker 2: demand by you, thank you so much and people who
Speaker 2: want them. We're doing our bit to get them out
Speaker 2: as quickly as possible. So you went out last night
Speaker 2: to do a drop off, a couple of drop offs.
Speaker 3: In our area in the northeast of Melbourne. We had
Speaker 3: a little bit of confusion.
Speaker 2: Have you heard about this perhaps? By the way, hey,
Speaker 2: I mean I believe the last break yesterday was me
Speaker 2: doing impression of how I didn't want him coming today
Speaker 2: game and we got to one and we had to
Speaker 2: go and behold what happened? That happened.
Speaker 3: Perhaps I can say this, We had one very happy customer.
Speaker 3: One family in Melbourne is very happy to get there.
Speaker 2: The families that are all opening up their net cotains.
Speaker 2: It's the radio legend coming and influencer is he here?
Speaker 3: You know what we're going to go for. We're going
Speaker 3: to go back out again tonight. We just didn't take
Speaker 3: ship you did. We didn't take enough stickers in.
Speaker 2: The team, the team at breaking board. What's the job
Speaker 2: Ponice not even waiting for microphone? You did?
Speaker 5: We gave Christian ten stickers, We gave Patsy tense stickers.
Speaker 5: We gave you ten stickers. We offered you more stickers
Speaker 5: because you said we might need some more and you said, no,
Speaker 5: I don't need more sticks.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I felt like I had. I felt like I
Speaker 3: had sixty stickers. When they're all rolled ound like that,
Speaker 3: they look like you want your eyeball, you go get
Speaker 3: out of it. Maybe one hundred stickers here, youth here
Speaker 3: me you distributed. I don't know if you remember yesterday,
Speaker 3: we spoke to a lovely lady, Teresa, who was going
Speaker 3: to distribute them at her school to other teachers and
Speaker 3: staff members. Then stickers automatically get out into.
Speaker 2: Very excitable people. You said, I'll be definitely around tonight.
Speaker 3: So I get to Teresa's house and she says, well,
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to my twelve stickers that you promised
Speaker 3: me on air. And I looked down at my batch
Speaker 3: of ten and think, oh no, well, I'm going to
Speaker 3: have to come back out again tomorrow night and give
Speaker 3: Teresa all of these bin stickers.
Speaker 5: If we're talking about promises made on air, there was
Speaker 5: also it was also a promise made to Brett from Rosanna,
Speaker 5: who was very much looking.
Speaker 2: Forward to his favorite radio radio host.
Speaker 5: And after the show was told, oh, well you actually
Speaker 5: can't make it out of Rosanna, and.
Speaker 2: Because he just dumped all the stickers, well we had.
Speaker 3: We just had a promise problem, didn't we too many
Speaker 3: promises problem?
Speaker 2: We had a jack problem. This was predictable. It'd be amazing.
Speaker 2: I can't believe he's going to all the homes and
Speaker 2: Lember he went to, I went take them on and
Speaker 2: we started just give him some bs about I'll be
Speaker 2: back out tonight.
Speaker 3: You know, we will be back out tonight. They even
Speaker 3: broken into I can't believe this. The stickers are going out, Yeah, slowly,
Speaker 3: they go into school staff for and bam, all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, they're in twelve Bunker with Churchill in that
Speaker 3: war room. The Germans would have won with the Ferby Army.
Speaker 3: Montcomedy wasn't going. I know, I know, I said, I
Speaker 3: go and hand out the munitions.
Speaker 2: Winston, don't shout me, Winston. I've got feelings too. I
Speaker 2: find this very triggered as Winston. I can try and
Speaker 2: go back to the front lines tonight in Normandy, Okay,
Speaker 2: but there's a lot going on with Susan. At the moment,
Speaker 2: it looked like we had ten bullets and grenades. I
Speaker 2: gave them all one of the traps, really wanted them.
Speaker 3: Please give me a whole more tonight delivery.
Speaker 2: And there's a whiff of something here.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 2: You knew? No? You know? I know?
Speaker 3: How would I know?
Speaker 2: Because yesterday after the show, like real, why didn't you
Speaker 2: come along? We're picking up you can film it all
Speaker 2: for the show. And then what happened at three pm yesterday?
Speaker 5: Three pm Christian, I get a text message, a very shady,
Speaker 5: fishy text message from Jack Pope.
Speaker 2: Why did he put it on our group chat? Transparency
Speaker 2: private message? Transparency is the in a war situation.
Speaker 5: He said, don't worry about coming Rio, save your legs.
Speaker 2: I don't want any of this film want it?
Speaker 3: Film somebody the night off and I say, the.
Speaker 2: Work miter, we got film this content.
Speaker 5: Why don't you want any evidence or any This is premeditated.
Speaker 2: Listen to the cameras kill the truth.
Speaker 3: Listen back to the audio and see how shocked I
Speaker 3: am when I count. There's only ten.
Speaker 2: Video. You can hear it watching it. But someone killed
Speaker 2: the cameras killed the truth.
Speaker 3: We don't even know the actual listeners. These could just
Speaker 3: be paid. They're too real.
Speaker 1: Yeah new you knew Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: What are you up to? Right now? We have two
Speaker 2: different ways of doing this right, we can do it
Speaker 2: this way. What are you doing now? Give us? This
Speaker 2: is nice. It is invitational, as pleasant, it's warmest friendly.
Speaker 6: Imagine well watching you through your speakers, just leave the
Speaker 6: tone doing do I spar plan? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: George? And then you know it's early in the morning.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you need a double expression to get you going.
Speaker 2: What are you doing by now? Shap the bed now?
Speaker 7: Now now they can start.
Speaker 2: Stopping the questions.
Speaker 4: I like that one.
Speaker 2: It gets you go more, doesn't it. But yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a cold shower nine four one four one oh four three?
Speaker 2: What are you doing right now? And give us a call?
Speaker 2: Take a snapshot. It's like a polaroid of what you're
Speaker 2: up to right now at the moment. On my computer here,
Speaker 2: I have a tab open and I'm googling our wedding
Speaker 2: anniversary gift ideas in two weeks time, twenty six years
Speaker 2: for me and my wife Sarah. Yeah, first match it's pictures.
Speaker 2: So the theme is pictures for twenty six years. So
Speaker 2: I don't know whether to I was actually thinking about
Speaker 2: seeing if I could get like you know what we
Speaker 2: did with our wall or footy, you know, the wall
Speaker 2: of fame, whether I could actually get a mural done
Speaker 2: with my wife Sarah, terrible terrible together, like our wedding
Speaker 2: photo painted on a wall. You know that lovely?
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you like that? You don't think she'd love that?
Speaker 3: This is exactly now what I paint it myself. She
Speaker 3: might like that because then well you won't be able
Speaker 3: to recognize.
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 3: How dare you abstract?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, exactly, okay, painting from the whole.
Speaker 4: A couple of ideas that come to mind. You could do,
Speaker 4: like a beautiful photography session just the two of you,
Speaker 4: which is something the girls could keep, you know, as
Speaker 4: youress three.
Speaker 2: Whenever I go and seat, whenever I go in her bedrooms,
Speaker 2: there are no there's no evidence they have parents. It's
Speaker 2: actually like I've raised orphans. I go in there, there's
Speaker 2: no evidence that they have parents.
Speaker 3: Who moves out into their first share house and hangs.
Speaker 2: My daddy.
Speaker 4: Not now, but in decades to come, the other.
Speaker 2: Decades to come, I might not make it.
Speaker 4: I'll be on the other side, which is why you
Speaker 4: should be photographed now. So they've got that to keep.
Speaker 4: But why don't you You could head out to the
Speaker 4: beautiful yarra of valley with a beautiful romantic picnic and
Speaker 4: you could get like.
Speaker 2: This time of the year it's not picnic, weather gets
Speaker 2: and the clouds open up and it's raining paths.
Speaker 4: You can get a beautiful artist to come out and
Speaker 4: a couple of easels, and you.
Speaker 2: Could buys paint a couple of easels, both of you.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that take ages? You've got to sit there for
Speaker 2: hours of it. Yeah, it's all frilly there, all right.
Speaker 2: If anyone's got any please let me. Perhaps you keep
Speaker 2: thinking about ideas, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're asking what are you up to right now? Nine
Speaker 2: four one four one O four three. And also if
Speaker 2: anyone does have any creative ideas of what I give
Speaker 2: my wife. I just read it's two weeks today, twenty
Speaker 2: six wedding anniversary and the theme for twenty six years
Speaker 2: is pictures.
Speaker 3: If you want something painted, you're going to have to
Speaker 3: get a start on that right away.
Speaker 2: And like you said, I need to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got a little leftover paint. We just had the
Speaker 2: house painted a couple of months ago. There's some leftover gray,
Speaker 2: beautiful gray. Actually I could do her, call her the
Speaker 2: my gray lady, underneath that dyands and graying the lady.
Speaker 2: You might be surprised by the blonde heir, but I
Speaker 2: know underneath that I love who you really are, and
Speaker 2: you for those layers of keratin. I've said too much.
Speaker 2: I may not make it. There's no worry about the pictures.
Speaker 2: Let's go to who we got here. Andrew Coome morning Andrew,
Speaker 2: Good morning everyone, Monny Andrew. And what are you up
Speaker 2: to right now? Mate? What are you doing?
Speaker 8: I'm actually on holidays, on annual leave, and I'm in
Speaker 8: the car boy myself going.
Speaker 2: Fishing for the day. No, great? Is that your thing?
Speaker 2: Is what you love to do? Fish?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Absolutely, yep?
Speaker 2: And what do you catch?
Speaker 8: Red fin?
Speaker 1: Traya?
Speaker 8: Anathon that wants to get on the end of the
Speaker 8: fishing note.
Speaker 7: I'm happy to catch anything.
Speaker 2: And where do you get trout? I thought it was
Speaker 2: very hard to catch trout. No, No, A lot of
Speaker 2: reservoirs and rivers around Victoria'll have treat redfin reservoirs. It's
Speaker 2: not the ideal way to go, understanding in some sort
Speaker 2: of body of water, the fish can't get away following
Speaker 2: it around? Is it? Is it true you can catch
Speaker 2: him by tickling a trout.
Speaker 8: That I haven't heard that one before.
Speaker 2: No, you can. It winds a trout fisherman. So sometimes
Speaker 2: he'd be in there for hours for his wages, right,
Speaker 2: and they're near him, and if he casts off, they
Speaker 2: see the shadow. So he bit by bit, he puts
Speaker 2: his hand in the water. He put it under their
Speaker 2: belly if you can't come from behind them, because everyone's
Speaker 2: got blind spot, and you just tickle their belly and
Speaker 2: they sort of go, and then he can whip it
Speaker 2: out and go that's dinner. Oh, look it up.
Speaker 3: I've never seen him do that on a loan.
Speaker 2: Look it up, Look it up. Tickle the trout you
Speaker 2: feature on the show Andrew tried today.
Speaker 8: Yep, n dramas, I'll.
Speaker 2: Say, there we go, Yeah, thank you very much, good luck.
Speaker 2: Just tickle that trout comes out like a treat rear.
Speaker 2: What have you found? I think it is? It is
Speaker 2: a thing.
Speaker 5: I am cobbsmacked, but trout tickling is a thing. It's
Speaker 5: the art of rubbing the underbelly of a trout with fingers.
Speaker 5: If done properly, the trout will go into a truce
Speaker 5: after a minute.
Speaker 2: Also, and you just scoop it that okay, and you've
Speaker 2: got a nice speckle brown trout for your dinner that night.
Speaker 3: But it's easy, way easier said than done. How do
Speaker 3: you get underneath the trout without? How do you have done?
Speaker 3: Greater tennis? Practice? Practice practice? You might try a dog
Speaker 3: one day at home Sutler, Subtler. You know, maybe it's
Speaker 3: a magic treat. You show the trout what's this in
Speaker 3: one hand? Next thing, you know, you're given that little
Speaker 3: troutler articular and he's take me to your leader and
Speaker 3: you're out and he's he's on you.
Speaker 2: He's in your oven. Next time he wakes up here,
Speaker 2: we got here, Daniel. Good morning, Danielay, Christian, Patsy, Jackie,
Speaker 2: are we Daniel? Have you having a good week so far?
Speaker 9: Absolutely?
Speaker 8: Mate?
Speaker 2: Good man? What do you want to right now? Danny boy?
Speaker 8: Setting up roadworks today on the Princess Highway.
Speaker 2: Adding officer is our official thing, which is what something
Speaker 2: you like to do on your day off and your
Speaker 2: leave and how can we call it us? I mean,
Speaker 2: isn't that a sort of dangerous thing out there on
Speaker 2: the are the highways and the freeways with the flash
Speaker 2: and orange light and the high viz.
Speaker 7: Oh, there is plenty of that.
Speaker 9: Might just setting up all the works ready for the
Speaker 9: crew to start at seven am, just in vann to
Speaker 9: annoy everyone on their way to work.
Speaker 2: But it sounds like you're at home right now.
Speaker 8: Oh, it feels like that. I've been since six o'clock
Speaker 8: left time and.
Speaker 3: Have past four so that you and a trailer or something.
Speaker 2: Dan now inside office, he's doing a Swiss basket. Daniel,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Give us a call. Send your
Speaker 2: prize carler brighter.
Speaker 1: Now you're listening to the Christian o'cyls show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian Jack and Pats. This is Celebrant Jack
Speaker 2: Trading as Celebrant with Ink. Hello mate, this is Christian
Speaker 2: Trading Us. Christian O'Connor, Christian. I live in a complex
Speaker 2: of eighteen apartments in beautiful Williamstown here in the city
Speaker 2: of Hobson's Bay. We have four different bins collected on
Speaker 2: alternating weeks. Redly landfill, yellow lid for paper and can
Speaker 2: rey cycling, Green lid for garden and kitchen ways. There
Speaker 2: so many now, purple lid. I've got a purple lid,
Speaker 2: one for glass and jars. It's a lot.
Speaker 3: We have a purple lid.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you separate, well, we definitely separate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But you can tell who in the street likes to
Speaker 3: have a wine or two of a night because they're
Speaker 3: putting their glass beIN out more often than others.
Speaker 2: You hear the morning clink. Sometimes there's a certain house
Speaker 2: in my street where you hear the morning clink? Can
Speaker 2: you hear one?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 2: Good night? There? So Christian with four different colored bins
Speaker 2: and eighteen apartments. There is an army of bins in
Speaker 2: our complex. Please can we get the Christian ion show stickers?
Speaker 2: Apply to as many bins as you can spare. As
Speaker 2: I mentioned, I live in Willie, but I also work
Speaker 2: in tar Neat. I'm sure I could take some more stickers.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to go around Patsy's house and pick them
Speaker 2: up from there. It's in your area on Monday night,
Speaker 2: let's find Jack and Randa. I sold out the details
Speaker 2: there and thank you for including your ABN. For some
Speaker 2: reason you email us well there. Yesterday on the show
Speaker 2: we were talking about dumb pet names.
Speaker 8: My best mate got a new cat.
Speaker 7: You couldn't think of a name, and you just thought,
Speaker 7: I don't friendful sr E M s U P.
Speaker 2: Maine. My dog is Woodya. Would you go away? Did
Speaker 2: you do this? Would you do it?
Speaker 4: Took on a stray cat many years ago, car park
Speaker 4: because that's where she was found.
Speaker 7: Fifteen years I called her just don't know because we
Speaker 7: didn't know where she came from. Just what said she was, well,
Speaker 7: she was when he diseases nothing.
Speaker 10: When I lived in Townville, we had a little fish
Speaker 10: fingling that we grew to over one hundred and twenty
Speaker 10: centimeters and his name was Barry Verry Monday ip Bazza.
Speaker 2: The letgend lives on. Some more dumb pet names. You
Speaker 2: got Leanne Jackson Christian with our chickens when I was
Speaker 2: younger and want them. Had a growth on the side
Speaker 2: of her head, so she was named Chicky two heads naone.
Speaker 2: We have two fish called fish and chips. Andrew Carey
Speaker 2: Christian Grot having a dog name Founder because we found her.
Speaker 2: We have a We have KK glad there's any two
Speaker 2: of those, which is short for it'd only shout out
Speaker 2: down the park. We have KK two, not three, it KK,
Speaker 2: which is short for kitchen kitty because that's where she
Speaker 2: was born. We've nicknamed her Karen because she would slap
Speaker 2: you in the face and demand your attention. Lisa, I
Speaker 2: don't mind that. That's funny. Sonny Newman. We had a
Speaker 2: cat that my father brought home from his work. It
Speaker 2: is a meat raffle with the runner up, so one
Speaker 2: day got a cat. The cat used to rub around
Speaker 2: all the men's legs that was called hairy legs. Christian.
Speaker 2: We have two cats are boys called Baboo van Munster
Speaker 2: the first enough already, and our girl is called Lady
Speaker 2: Lunar Cleopatra Van Rubinstein. Again, there's more leeway with cats
Speaker 2: because you're not yellowing it at yellow, not even yelling
Speaker 2: it into a dog park.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's more disrespect for a cat's name
Speaker 3: than a dog, Christian.
Speaker 2: When we've got a cat called Beebopa Lula, Christian, I
Speaker 2: got a pet Stimpson python called Homer Stimpson. That's good,
Speaker 2: that's a smart pet named Ben.
Speaker 1: But Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Suggestion still coming in of wedding gifts.
Speaker 2: Two weeks today. Me and my wife it's our twenty
Speaker 2: six whenever anniversary and the theme is pictures, Christian, isn't
Speaker 2: it if your wedding anniversary a personalized watercolor canvas. You
Speaker 2: choose your photo and you can add any texture, iconic,
Speaker 2: Google your perfect print. I did one for my husband
Speaker 2: on our fortieth It turns out really well. That's summer
Speaker 2: and and thank you very much. I'll have a look
Speaker 2: at that. That does look very nice up against time.
Speaker 2: At the moment, I'm also thinking us in terms of
Speaker 2: a personalized gift. You know, two years ago I mastered
Speaker 2: the art of pottery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's trained.
Speaker 2: Exact, I know. Yeah, best you'd like to keep it
Speaker 2: here rather than have at home because Gordon could break it.
Speaker 2: Thank you for respecting it. But I was thinking maybe
Speaker 2: I could mold her head and like a clay face
Speaker 2: I present her with made from my hands, but really
Speaker 2: from my heart. And so it's clay serra.
Speaker 3: Yep, she'll love that. Start today, Get the old clay
Speaker 3: back out.
Speaker 4: Lionel Richie, you know, hello, hello, yeah, all right, we're
Speaker 4: into the A to Z of school.
Speaker 2: All right, we're hitting the letter B, the letter B.
Speaker 2: What word comes up when you think about your school
Speaker 2: days and the letter B? Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: oh four three. Did any of you ride your bike
Speaker 2: to school?
Speaker 3: I did in the later years, but when I first
Speaker 3: started school, I actually couldn't ride a two wheeler yet
Speaker 3: that wasn't actually have a sad core memory happened of
Speaker 3: Daniel Rogers bringing his two wheel around, riding around and
Speaker 3: kids were taking turns on his.
Speaker 2: New two wheeler. A bicycle is just two wheels, crystal clean.
Speaker 3: A tricycle, No, Some of us had training wheels still
Speaker 3: at home. I would never bring my training whel to school.
Speaker 2: I learned at the age of seven I had to
Speaker 2: ride a bike. My dad wouldn't let me have training wheels,
Speaker 2: so that it was weak. Wow, that's how child. It
Speaker 2: was not allowed them tell you what you love real quick,
Speaker 2: because you cry a lot because you keep falling off
Speaker 2: and there's grabbling shrapnel going in, so you think that's
Speaker 2: really hurt. The only way that's going to stop the
Speaker 2: falling off is to ride a bike.
Speaker 3: Well, I had a similar hurt memory around Pikes where
Speaker 3: Daniel Rogers kept saying, Hey, have a turn in my bike,
Speaker 3: and I said, no, no, don't want to reckon.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's the age of the scene.
Speaker 3: Jack just prep first year of school, so what year
Speaker 3: he starts school six years old?
Speaker 4: Five or six?
Speaker 3: Yeah, But other kids kept getting on it and riding
Speaker 3: Daniel Rogers bike, and he said to me, please come
Speaker 3: on and ride the bike. I said, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: don't want to. The last thing I want to do
Speaker 3: is wreck your bike. Daniel, and I just couldn't say
Speaker 3: to the rest of the group. Two months, I'm chilling
Speaker 3: my training wheels.
Speaker 2: Going stays witty, doesn't it. It never goes away that
Speaker 2: stuff off. Do you think about that?
Speaker 3: Every couple of weeks it's sold of it as it
Speaker 3: had happened yesterday.
Speaker 2: It's terrifying, isn't it. So when did you learn how
Speaker 2: to ride a bike? Did mumble Dad teach you?
Speaker 3: Or I think I fast tracked it after that so
Speaker 3: I would have been six or seven. But you know
Speaker 3: what's funny is now, I've said to Banka several times,
Speaker 3: we got to teach Gordon early on how to ride
Speaker 3: a bike. I don't want him to go through what
Speaker 3: I went through at the first year of school.
Speaker 2: You're regifting young you and young Gordon something in that
Speaker 2: moment as well. I taught both my daughters how to
Speaker 2: ride a bike, right, and for about ten years after that,
Speaker 2: every Father's Day would only say one thing, thank you
Speaker 2: for teaching us how to ride a bike fifteen. Now
Speaker 2: we've had nine years, so thank you. We need to
Speaker 2: move on. I'm willing to bet this your father's day
Speaker 2: now they're like twenty and eighteen, thank you her own name,
Speaker 2: Bake that there must be more I've done, and all
Speaker 2: this time not just to riding a biked. On from that,
Speaker 2: and B also because be from Prisoner came to your
Speaker 2: school to do a talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, she was in the library van. So she
Speaker 4: was dating Andrew who used to try and presume this.
Speaker 2: Story right, she was dang Andrew who was It was
Speaker 2: a guy that used to turn up in a van
Speaker 2: part time actor in between projects. Yes, do you think
Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling does this in between sort of Barbie and
Speaker 2: full guy was he was in a library, come out
Speaker 2: of schools. So B was just in the van hanging
Speaker 2: out with him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she was dating him.
Speaker 2: I only thought she came to do a talk about show.
Speaker 3: I thought he bought her as a special guest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, but we went out and met her.
Speaker 2: You know what it is she handing out books?
Speaker 10: No, no, no, she was just.
Speaker 4: Signing signatures as he was, like library books, the books.
Speaker 4: And B was there doing signatures and autographs and you know,
Speaker 4: not even photos because she didn't take photos back then, no.
Speaker 2: Cameras parts cameras has that hood you had to get behind, right,
Speaker 2: so she didn't even do it. Who came to your
Speaker 2: school to do a talk? Ah?
Speaker 4: We are God, I can't even think of anyone. We
Speaker 4: didn't do talks.
Speaker 2: It else. Now you you were right out in a
Speaker 2: country farm.
Speaker 4: We were in the boordshit we had.
Speaker 2: All we had was someone's in charge of there's the
Speaker 2: town I grew up in. Is there's a maximum security
Speaker 2: prison now right like maxim shoot and murderers, murderers there
Speaker 2: the guy that ran the prison, I don't know, I said,
Speaker 2: the head master, the warden, the warden, he'd be higher
Speaker 2: than the warden. I don't know who is he?
Speaker 3: Like the CEO of the prison.
Speaker 2: What's the boss of the prinson? Who's that mean guy
Speaker 2: in shaw Shaki is in the warden? Is that the
Speaker 2: main boss? The warden came right where were Primar school?
Speaker 2: Like eight or nine? Bad energy he was and he
Speaker 2: actually kept referred to as the Big house. And it
Speaker 2: would really break his heart if he ever had to lock.
Speaker 2: Any of us are and going we eight? What what
Speaker 2: have you seen in our future? Why have they said?
Speaker 2: Listen the weather some of these kids behave right now?
Speaker 2: I know the Catholic school, but the devil inside some
Speaker 2: of the heads here come in warden and please put
Speaker 2: them course correct.
Speaker 3: It's so negative. I remember the people that school were
Speaker 3: like the choir director to see if you could sing
Speaker 3: in the Australian Yer. It's very positive.
Speaker 2: I've been asked to go and do a couple of
Speaker 2: talks at kids schools. Right. It is such a class
Speaker 2: it's it's great fun all right. Who came to your school?
Speaker 2: And what is the letter B? What comes up for
Speaker 2: you to do with your school days?
Speaker 11: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast Aights out of your
Speaker 11: school Days the letter B this week? Who came to
Speaker 11: your school? B? From Prisoner Kenna Passy School. But it
Speaker 11: was just happen out with a boyfriend, a part time
Speaker 11: actor in a van.
Speaker 2: Okay and the rest of it. B Kane. That's all
Speaker 2: we need to know. It's just start putting that thread.
Speaker 2: Peter Coom came to my primary school and performed Mister
Speaker 2: Clickerty Kane legend Christian Eastonka High School. We won the
Speaker 2: Big M competition back in the eighties and we had
Speaker 2: the Angels passive big full of rock band in the
Speaker 2: eighties and also some of their songs quite explicit too.
Speaker 2: I would have played with the younger Rocket start of that.
Speaker 2: But Debbie and Croydon thank you very much for that
Speaker 2: also so with us we just went to a song
Speaker 2: chat was talking about how you're trying to get into
Speaker 2: the choir.
Speaker 3: No, well, they would send somebody from the Australian Choir
Speaker 3: to the school and in the classroom you'd all stand
Speaker 3: up sing the national anthem, and he old guy in
Speaker 3: a suit, he would walk around and listen to each
Speaker 3: person and then move on to the next and if
Speaker 3: you were good enough, he'd put a He wouldn't say anything,
Speaker 3: he just put a slip of paper inviting you to
Speaker 3: audition for the Australians.
Speaker 2: The voice and the chair coming around. Isn't it just
Speaker 2: a little slipper paper? So did you dream of making it?
Speaker 3: I didn't get the slip of paper, not surprising, but
Speaker 3: it wasn't a dream of mine to be in the choir.
Speaker 3: But we're luckily sitting next to somebody who did get
Speaker 3: the slip of paper.
Speaker 5: I did get the slip of paper, and I remember
Speaker 5: being devastated and crying and running to the bathroom because
Speaker 5: I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 3: It was like this whole extra thing. You had to
Speaker 3: be there like six am, like every.
Speaker 2: Day, a young squad like you.
Speaker 5: No, And I remember thinking I'm going to be like
Speaker 5: a choir nerd and I'm going to be bullied and
Speaker 5: I'm going to become like one of those puncy little
Speaker 5: choir kids.
Speaker 2: And I was so. I remember for these young kids
Speaker 2: right now put on their choir fock and they're like,
Speaker 2: oh god, I'll take it off. I don't want to
Speaker 2: do it one of these quincy I was so.
Speaker 3: I was so upset, like I literally remember just like
Speaker 3: bawling and running to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: So what happened? You must get out of it.
Speaker 3: I went to mom and Dad and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 3: Like to make me like that, you don't have to
Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 2: Conscription and join the front nine of the army you were.
Speaker 3: In charge of. Well you were singing. This is such
Speaker 3: a real story. It's like I was too good for that.
Speaker 2: Reluctant greatness the Rio story. Okay, if you must put
Speaker 2: me on the big stage.
Speaker 3: I tried to sing out of key.
Speaker 2: But I just couldn't. Then Hollywood call, okay, you must
Speaker 2: record this entire movie with me under the spotlight. Oh life,
Speaker 2: smokee me again. Let's go to the go to the license. Steve.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Steve gow.
Speaker 8: Good moaning, everybody Happy Thursday, Steve.
Speaker 2: So the letter be for school you were you were
Speaker 2: in the school band. You're a school band.
Speaker 7: I was in the school band.
Speaker 8: The only thing I liked about school. I couldn't stand
Speaker 8: the rest of it. Heny the reason why I lasted.
Speaker 8: There are a very few years. But we're in the band.
Speaker 8: We're actually the whole class was the band. So it
Speaker 8: was put together the first year. We played really well
Speaker 8: on the and the conducted the side of the change
Speaker 8: the curriculum, and the whole band was the class and
Speaker 8: all of our session practices, individual practices and band practices
Speaker 8: are all around around the normal school work. And it
Speaker 8: was fantastic.
Speaker 2: Makes it sounds like the movie School of Rock.
Speaker 8: Yes, very close to that School of Rock here, it
Speaker 8: was very close to that. We actually we won a
Speaker 8: couple of competitions for being best band, best school band
Speaker 8: in Victoria. I love this and in my last year
Speaker 8: I took it the best best sight in Australia, so
Speaker 8: I was really really happy.
Speaker 2: Wow, we probably took our young rio on that What
Speaker 2: was the name of your band? Did you have a name?
Speaker 8: No, it was just that it was just a dan
Speaker 8: On Tech band and we had our own T shirts.
Speaker 3: And account I think we're playing him next.
Speaker 2: Yes, we are top of the hour to get to
Speaker 2: play with some famous bands.
Speaker 8: We played with the with the Daily Big Band, played
Speaker 8: with the Air Force Air Force Band as well, and
Speaker 8: I traveled around. It was, it was, it was really
Speaker 8: really good fun. And I'm you can keep up the
Speaker 8: music when I left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing, Steve's thanks for sharing. They may have a
Speaker 2: good day thanks to calling.
Speaker 8: Thanks guys, having a good week and you Dale.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Dell Christian, good morning, Hello, I'm good deal.
Speaker 2: So who came to your school? Dew. We had Kevin.
Speaker 8: Hines from Bitter Homes and Gardens.
Speaker 7: Come to us school and to a planet six far
Speaker 7: French of pennies in a Coca Cola bottle in the
Speaker 7: old Coca Cola bottles and one point two fives had
Speaker 7: the black base on him.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he used to take that off.
Speaker 10: He cut the top of the Coca Cola bottle it off,
Speaker 10: turned the thing outside down, put two.
Speaker 8: And we grew fleshed French and plannies in it. I'll
Speaker 8: never forget the green leaf with a pink.
Speaker 2: Nod on it. It feels like he was doing promotional work.
Speaker 2: You signed a deal with a Coca Cola corporations and
Speaker 2: we need you to get these kids up guzzling that stuff.
Speaker 2: How can you turn a copy on into a garden?
Speaker 8: I was mesmer eyes boy two.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget it. No, you don't know the first
Speaker 2: time he plant franchipannies, it stays with you. Every young
Speaker 2: boy and.
Speaker 7: The best buddies I hate plants to.
Speaker 2: Dale. Thank you. I should go have a good day.
Speaker 2: Jack's on the line, Come on in, Jack, Hey, Christian.
Speaker 7: In year twelve we had an awesome English teacher and
Speaker 7: she organized her football legend Lou Richards to come and
Speaker 7: speak to the whole Year twelve cohort about writing.
Speaker 2: Legend as well.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: At the time, like he's retired from footy, but he
Speaker 7: was on the Sunday Sports show and every week he
Speaker 7: wrote Colin and the herald Son called Lou's Kiss his Death,
Speaker 7: and he came and spoke to us about journalism and
Speaker 7: the craft of writing and where he got his ideas
Speaker 7: from and also strategies to writing and ideas and it
Speaker 7: was fantastic.
Speaker 8: He was really good.
Speaker 2: What a great guess we've got some of Lou hair
Speaker 2: Bub's bang an ex Brown lab mean us couldn't reach it.
Speaker 2: So that's Nicholas kicked them all, went through the girls.
Speaker 2: Roberts took the best mark he's ever taken his life.
Speaker 2: And I could hear Casey yelling out in the back. Man,
Speaker 2: leave it go, you don't be so tide.
Speaker 3: Let it go, Let it go.
Speaker 2: This whole loads of legends of that era. Right, They've
Speaker 2: got amazing voice, you know, Steve, there's a whole load
Speaker 2: of these era of these Golden Gors. They've got these
Speaker 2: amazing voices.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and always took place in base for Bridge Dal.
Speaker 7: It was a Bridge Dane coed school.
Speaker 2: Double bees. Nicely, Joe, thank you very much you call me.
Speaker 2: I have a good day.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian, Jack and Pats. The letter be for
Speaker 2: me at school bands Brandy, hours of running in fear
Speaker 2: of your life around the school, over and around the
Speaker 2: cricket nets. Great game, Andrew Keelon, Nick and Rock Bank.
Speaker 2: Hello Christian, who came to our school. We had the
Speaker 2: big man himself come visit the drama class, hitch Peter
Speaker 2: hitching a the drama club. He spent a few hours
Speaker 2: watching a performance and then host a Q and a session.
Speaker 2: This is amazing this next time because flex he was
Speaker 2: flowing in on the Channel nine helicopter that landed on
Speaker 2: the school oval. That is giving me goosebumps. That is showbis.
Speaker 2: Do you imagine that? But you dream of having a
Speaker 2: helicopter like a.
Speaker 4: News chopping work every day, a skype all that traffic.
Speaker 2: Are right, easy way to get over the west skate
Speaker 2: follow up the old news chopper. It's not looking for story,
Speaker 2: he's just going shopping in the lunch and home. TV
Speaker 2: used to have more money and radio. I remember when
Speaker 2: I first started in radio twenty six years ago, we
Speaker 2: had the old Iron the Sky with a plane. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was a guy at there's job. It was just
Speaker 2: to do travel reports twice an hour. And I'm just
Speaker 2: saying the travel was rubbish because the time we'd spoken
Speaker 2: to him it all cleared. It was a wing and
Speaker 2: go crap. But I don't know, boss he goes. It
Speaker 2: just sounds it's Showber's Christians. It just sounds he's terrible.
Speaker 2: Then we had a guy on a motorbike. Oh on
Speaker 2: the roads right now, ad on the bikes? What's the
Speaker 2: travel news? So did you you must have had Iron
Speaker 2: the Sky. You just have to cross to someone up
Speaker 2: in a helicopter a plane pats well our at.
Speaker 4: I I start again. Our traffic is done by Andrew,
Speaker 4: who is actually now in a plane.
Speaker 3: So he's in a plane, is in a place right now?
Speaker 2: Yah?
Speaker 4: So who we contract speak of it? See if I
Speaker 4: can listen show and if you're listening.
Speaker 2: And hello mate, nice to meet you like this, but
Speaker 2: please can we can we call him in the plane?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's physically in the plane, so he takes you now,
Speaker 4: I don't I can't tell you exactly.
Speaker 2: I want to know that you have sat like a
Speaker 2: round radar.
Speaker 3: Is he just on a commercial flight like bonds me
Speaker 3: that that one's going under sat in the tarmac at.
Speaker 4: M which is the company. It's strange, I think the network.
Speaker 4: So he works for them and he takes off from
Speaker 4: Essen and the airport each each morning.
Speaker 2: Well, they just do sort of laps of the city laps.
Speaker 4: So say, if there's a preying on the toler or whatever,
Speaker 4: they'll go over there, have a hover over the over
Speaker 4: the scene and have a good bird's eye view.
Speaker 2: There were we didn't know earlier about this week A
Speaker 2: time to see how he is.
Speaker 4: And he's amazing. He is the best traffic person I've
Speaker 4: ever had. Andrew is really great.
Speaker 2: So how do we speak to him this morning? I
Speaker 2: want to say that there is number for you.
Speaker 3: So when we hear him doing the traffic, is he
Speaker 3: doing it physically in the air.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was a guy with sound effects
Speaker 2: at home, you know the zoom. It's stacked Christian, you
Speaker 2: know he's up there on the hume today. It is cactus.
Speaker 3: Take my money is.
Speaker 2: His catchphrase as well, and take my money or dog's breakfast.
Speaker 2: That's it, Dodge Traffie. He's got three great ones as well.
Speaker 2: All right, Patsy, you message him? Can we call him
Speaker 2: in the Is he flying it as well?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no no, there's a pilot, just the two
Speaker 4: of them up there.
Speaker 2: I believe, being amazed if he was flying it as well?
Speaker 2: Dog in there, Christians Yeah. Oh, by the way, Jack
Speaker 2: wanted me to dig this out, so I found mister
Speaker 2: clickerty cane. This show doesn't play the hits that you
Speaker 2: want when you want them. This is a banger.
Speaker 3: This is adduced.
Speaker 2: Wash your face, the buble, clean the Bible. The whole team.
Speaker 2: You're seeing this, you all know it. You're doing the
Speaker 2: Nutbush to this. Oh, come on, audio producers are in
Speaker 2: a good time. What are the songs? Said Clickergy Cane?
Speaker 3: Now Peter Coomb also did what's that?
Speaker 2: Is there a toffee one? I'm pretty sure newspaper Mama?
Speaker 3: On newspaper Mama? Wow, what a throwback.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure someone wants told me about a song
Speaker 2: called newspaper Mama in my first year when I was
Speaker 2: just trying to absorb a bit of We'll be back
Speaker 2: with the version of Klickery Cane and newspaper Mama? And
Speaker 2: was there a toffee one?
Speaker 1: Someone to Know Brier And you're listening to the Christian
Speaker 1: Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Cover the hits of Peter Coom. Hear him do a
Speaker 2: rock set with their version of mister Klickety Caine. So
Speaker 2: many texts at the moment, I think if you're of
Speaker 2: a certain age, you remember him. We were talking earlier
Speaker 2: about who came to your school to a talk and
Speaker 2: one of you said that as a kid, Peter Coomb
Speaker 2: came into his hits. You're getting an encore if you're
Speaker 2: doing this now. In his seventies obviously, but he stood
Speaker 2: out there. Christian he does adult concerts. We saw a
Speaker 2: couple of months ago. It was amazing. Juicy Juicy green
Speaker 2: Grass was the best song of the night to sing along.
Speaker 2: Everyone dressed up with newspaper hats and brought toffee apples. Oh,
Speaker 2: we have to do something with.
Speaker 3: Him, all right. His next live show is the Beer
Speaker 3: and Barbecue Festival at the Adelaide Showgrounds.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the beer and barbecue?
Speaker 3: That's the nick to tours.
Speaker 2: Growing with his audience, isn't he has? He got a
Speaker 2: beer and barbecue song. Now he's written some new material.
Speaker 2: So you remember this one spaghetti bolognase? Yeah, and can
Speaker 2: your face and come pace?
Speaker 3: I know I've bit every day spaghetti ball.
Speaker 2: You do any action in funny Italian loves spaghetti of
Speaker 2: Mommy is the girgi? What are you doing this? It
Speaker 2: was about Curry Will.
Speaker 3: He is a very Italian.
Speaker 2: All right, newspaper mama. A lot of you requesting this
Speaker 2: is Italian? Now newspapers? What is this? Sing the song?
Speaker 2: Jack goes to me. You know what, maybe we start
Speaker 2: campaign to get him to play at the ground.
Speaker 1: It's who the God?
Speaker 3: Because they are catching very catchy song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a toe taping. Then by Public West. Juicy
Speaker 2: juicy green grass, juicy green glass, heavy car? Will they
Speaker 2: come there? I wonder who the kids who were were
Speaker 2: singing in the background. What a great Kaine to faint
Speaker 2: there are kids on.
Speaker 3: This because he was a king of the call and response.
Speaker 3: It's a lie and wasting a line. Imagine that.
Speaker 2: I'm now co signing on this. I can see it
Speaker 2: Jack last year, kiss this year? Who's the guy with
Speaker 2: the spaghetti? Boring names?
Speaker 3: Why not a kiss?
Speaker 2: The press up under everyone's seats and toffee apples. I
Speaker 2: could see it now being immersive experience. The Christian Connell
Speaker 2: Show podcast this morning. On the show, we've been asking
Speaker 2: you who came to your school to do a talk?
Speaker 2: You know other special guest talker Kevin Sheedy came to
Speaker 2: our school in nineteen ninety legend to talk about working. Wait,
Speaker 2: he wasn't going to take any questions about Essendon or
Speaker 2: being a legend, just about like the hours you do,
Speaker 2: make sure you get a job.
Speaker 3: Fucking can you believe Kevin Sheedy was coached for twenty
Speaker 3: seven years and it never happened again with turnover coaches.
Speaker 2: No, why its is some new k We had to
Speaker 2: Alex Ferguson. He was at Manster Unite for for over
Speaker 2: twenty years and you never get a coach anywhere. Now
Speaker 2: they what is a life cycle there of a coach?
Speaker 2: As what three years?
Speaker 3: If that?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Now in sl you have one loss and your head's
Speaker 3: on the chopping boxes.
Speaker 2: Football vans are really fickered with like goldfish. You have
Speaker 2: a real short term memory, don't you? All right now
Speaker 2: on the show and then we're looking for the signs
Speaker 2: you know when you were grown up? Two from me
Speaker 2: one There was a delivery the other day and it
Speaker 2: was something for Mother's Day. Took out the item that
Speaker 2: the girls had ordered and paid for, took that out,
Speaker 2: and then I realized, this is a really great sturdy box, right,
Speaker 2: it's not just sellotape, guys, where for this triple staple
Speaker 2: like rivets? So do you know what? And put this
Speaker 2: in a garage. I just keep airing it for now,
Speaker 2: But someday, some down the line, I'm going to need
Speaker 2: a real good sturdy box like this.
Speaker 3: And then you find out that you have too many
Speaker 3: boxes and not enough things to put in boxes. Because
Speaker 3: that's what we're up to at the moment.
Speaker 2: I take a photo that my wife, of course it
Speaker 2: box mounted there's eight random boxes just in a corner
Speaker 2: doing nothing.
Speaker 3: Very because there's good boxes and when you need a
Speaker 3: good box, it's going to be right there for you.
Speaker 2: The reason why though there's eight, right you know, petty
Speaker 2: women can be sometimes. I said to my wife, there's
Speaker 2: not there's not that many in now. I think there's chuy.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go in there right now. You don't
Speaker 2: need to do that. She came out, went, there's eight.
Speaker 2: Look for the eyeball, it's three. Can they fit into
Speaker 2: each other? They're random? Side? Isn't that boxes become valuable currency? Later?
Speaker 2: I was like, crypto, this will pay off later down
Speaker 2: the line. Trust me triple stapled thank you box and
Speaker 2: the other one is off to the game tonight. Ram
Speaker 2: a D's fan, can at wait? The g gonna be
Speaker 2: big game tonight, can't taken on the Sorry the D's
Speaker 2: my team and go for my birthday lovely gift. My
Speaker 2: daughter's boyfriend, he's a blues fan, bought tickets for us
Speaker 2: all to go tonight. Oh how nice. Yes we're all going.
Speaker 2: So I'm going, my daughter's going, my daughter's boyfriend's going,
Speaker 2: and now he's also invited his mom and dad aren't
Speaker 2: meeting for the first time tonight. Also Blues fans a
Speaker 2: lot going on for the first meeting.
Speaker 3: It's not easy to talk about.
Speaker 2: Sorry this question and you're like, oh, yeah, Susan, Oh
Speaker 2: come on, these I've got sorry yeah, yeah, yeah. Then
Speaker 2: we moved here about six.
Speaker 3: Come it's it's a lot going on, but you have
Speaker 3: to do a pre meeting.
Speaker 2: No, there's no time apparently for that. I suggested dinner beforehand.
Speaker 2: Meet me then, not as an angry as a sports
Speaker 2: fan Vision English one, we get very vocal though as well.
Speaker 2: They're swearing involved. They're going to think I've got Tourett's
Speaker 2: or there's something warmly and also we are being assessed.
Speaker 2: Our daughter's going out with their son.
Speaker 3: Definitely, you know it's uh, you're you'll be assessing him
Speaker 3: as well. You can't help it, damn it.
Speaker 2: I was going to say it, of course, I am
Speaker 2: who's assessing who here? Who's a Scott right game on?
Speaker 2: So anyway that's going on. And as soon as he
Speaker 2: gave me the ticket, I was like, this is a
Speaker 2: lovely thing to do, very nicely, can't We're going to
Speaker 2: park Friday and Saturday and Sunday. There shove Fridays and
Speaker 2: GI Day as well.
Speaker 3: And what will that say about the O'Connor family if
Speaker 3: you left your halftime?
Speaker 2: The pressure is on because it's boring me in an
Speaker 2: adult sometimes with responsibilities and duties, Patsy, I wants to
Speaker 2: sign for you that you know you're grown up.
Speaker 4: Christ and Ords went out last night about four. They're
Speaker 4: going to run a chore for me. And Ords is,
Speaker 4: she's hot blood. She just had has T shirts on
Speaker 4: it even in like you know, bleak winter. And I
Speaker 4: said to her she left, please can you grab a
Speaker 4: jacket because the cold air is coming in?
Speaker 2: And she just looked at seasons are changing, it's to
Speaker 2: set is settling.
Speaker 3: She's almost a teenager. Let her choose her own.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, she still got that zip up thing. I'm
Speaker 2: doing up the zipper as well. You know those mettens
Speaker 2: that a joints through the sleeves of the jacket. Just
Speaker 2: got your name in the back. I'm twenty our mom.
Speaker 3: One of those beanies that has the ear cover.
Speaker 2: All right, lying rightpen Now give us a call. I
Speaker 2: want a great song. Nine four one four one o
Speaker 2: four three. What are the signs you know you're officially
Speaker 2: a grown up nine four one four one oh four three?
Speaker 2: Why am I going to part that tonight? Park is
Speaker 2: a nightmare? We do we can eat a home first, Sarah,
Speaker 2: or do we eat there? Well?
Speaker 1: Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian signs are officiate grown up. When you have a
Speaker 2: drink of water it goes down the wrong pipe and
Speaker 2: not panicking instead of thinking this is how I die?
Speaker 2: Now that's from Kristen. Here's some of the ones we
Speaker 2: had last week.
Speaker 7: Well, I thought of being a grown up. I went
Speaker 7: from a wet rad so cleaning with so center disaffectant
Speaker 7: on when I feel a draft.
Speaker 10: I'm a primary school teacher and if I keep going
Speaker 10: out to the toilet, They'll leave the door open, just
Speaker 10: a crack and I'd say, oh my god, there's a draft.
Speaker 4: Close the dogs.
Speaker 8: I'm all Costco. They've got one toilet purple and if
Speaker 8: you get it, it's like winninglotto.
Speaker 2: Is that big? It's not the power thing tonight with
Speaker 2: about sixty million. I think you just said Patsy in
Speaker 2: the news. All right, we've got Matt on the line. Now, Matt,
Speaker 2: what's the sign you're grown up?
Speaker 9: We're morning all Christian.
Speaker 7: You know when you're eighteen, early twenties.
Speaker 9: Having an all night means going out party, staying up wait,
Speaker 9: you know, not worrying about the consequences the next day.
Speaker 9: These days now that I'm in my forties and all
Speaker 9: lighter means getting a sod night sweep without waking up
Speaker 9: to pete.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so true. That's the best night ever,
Speaker 2: isn't it so depressing? Sudden? Now again, I haven't any
Speaker 2: war two and eight hours. Where's it coming from? Im?
Speaker 2: I've interorbered it from the air like a sponge now
Speaker 2: during the night. Yes, ma'am brillant one. Thank you very much, Matt.
Speaker 2: Have a good day. It's got a Lisa. Good morning, Lisa,
Speaker 2: Good morning. How are you all good? Lisa? All right,
Speaker 2: welcome to show, Lisa. And what's the sign that you're
Speaker 2: grown up?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 10: I was over at my in laws a couple of
Speaker 10: years ago and my little niece, Phoebe, who is quite athletic,
Speaker 10: said she can do the splits, and I said, well,
Speaker 10: so can I, and well I got down, not quite
Speaker 10: down to the ground, but unfortunately I couldn't get up.
Speaker 2: The humiliation, it's awful, was because I.
Speaker 10: Used to do gymnastics, and four hum dancing, and I
Speaker 10: still thought I had it in mere. I was fifty
Speaker 10: at the time, and I thought, yes, I can do this.
Speaker 3: And oh I.
Speaker 7: Couldn't get up.
Speaker 10: Oh we couldn't get up gracefully.
Speaker 2: Oh you poor thing. Lisa, Thank you very much, you
Speaker 2: go mate, Good on you.
Speaker 10: Thanks, have a good day and you, Steve.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pats. How are
Speaker 2: we all doing? Steve? You sound Chiper this morning? Oh
Speaker 2: I got to be Chipper.
Speaker 8: Every morning you wake up alive.
Speaker 7: It's a good day, it is.
Speaker 2: You're quite right. And Steve, what's the sign you've grown up?
Speaker 2: You know you're an adult. You know you're a grown up.
Speaker 8: It's the middle of the week.
Speaker 7: Everybody's a little bit broke. You've forgotten to take something
Speaker 7: out of the freezer for dinner. You look at each other.
Speaker 8: Nobody can pay for takeaway, and it's just we're all tired.
Speaker 2: It's cereal for dinner.
Speaker 3: The job of taking something to thaw out of the
Speaker 3: freezer is the easiest to forget job in the world.
Speaker 2: Why is this so hard? It's like it takes eight
Speaker 2: hundred calories. It's in a marathon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, involved and then it will randomly at some point
Speaker 3: during the day come to you. Oh, take the chicken
Speaker 3: out of the phrase, Oh, I'm not home anymore. When
Speaker 3: you do get home, you've got to have that cup
Speaker 3: of coffee, and you're tired, and you forget about it again,
Speaker 3: and then suddenly it's six o'clock and everybody goes, what
Speaker 3: are we eating?
Speaker 2: Oh god, is the question we all that's adults tread
Speaker 2: Oh God, what we do at you opening up the fridge?
Speaker 2: Are we doing for dinner tonight? It's just slam the
Speaker 2: fridge that I had, chopped the stuff you got, clear
Speaker 2: up the board afterwards, have an adult tantrum. It's too
Speaker 2: hard to boil an egg, but it's not too hard
Speaker 2: to open a box of week picks and some milk.
Speaker 2: You're quite right there, Steve. Thank you very much, very funny.
Speaker 2: Thanks you on the show. Marries have a good one.
Speaker 2: Guys should be a professional voiceover artist.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, we're on the school run right now. My nine
Speaker 2: year old just said, hearing you talk about signs you're
Speaker 2: a grown up. When you finally get to leave the
Speaker 2: kid's table at Christmas, that's the first signe that's the
Speaker 2: first sign of moving out. It is a lambmark moment
Speaker 2: when you're not at the other end of that table
Speaker 2: looking down. I remember when you were a teenager sometimes
Speaker 2: as a lack of space, and they go, you go
Speaker 2: and look after the kids and sit with the kids.
Speaker 2: I want to be with the adults. I don't want
Speaker 2: to be with a five year olds throw their food everywhere.
Speaker 2: Christian sign you're grown up when you go to being
Speaker 2: on first name basis at the bottle shop and also
Speaker 2: at the chemist. My wife is first name basis and
Speaker 2: also phone contact with Lisa on Local Chemists as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I think you know someone. Jack's been recommend that I
Speaker 2: start watching a show that he loves called Blokes World.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he said, great episod last night they're all
Speaker 2: going polled on Jack.
Speaker 3: I simply had a time wasted for today Bikes World
Speaker 3: and wondered if Christian had ever heard of the show.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's even still on TV.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you recall it, bought it and then pour
Speaker 2: your favorite bits because you're laughing so.
Speaker 3: Hot and talk about shooting and dirt bike ride.
Speaker 2: Every every days. He tracked that reindeer in the other
Speaker 2: day just shot through the head with that crossbowt he's
Speaker 2: got say and check this out, guys on the time
Speaker 2: mate of this week Mother's Day this weekend? You excited,
Speaker 2: Patsy spoil.
Speaker 4: Here we are apparently the family's taking me to Joseph's
Speaker 4: out at where be mentioned for lunch.
Speaker 2: Good so they should. Oh that's very nice there stepped
Speaker 2: up to the plate. Great prices every day this week
Speaker 2: for the best sin show on the timeway. So off
Speaker 2: to the Langham Melbourne. The perfect present for the perfect mum.
Speaker 2: Because every mum deserves a little luxury a night on us.
Speaker 2: She also gets breakfast as well today then we're looking
Speaker 2: for your plant TV shows. Still don't know how we
Speaker 2: will plant TV shows? What was going to be your
Speaker 2: Blokes World one by the way, Oaks World, ah an
Speaker 2: Australian plant, It's well plant month by the way, and
Speaker 2: Australian plant has been given the honor of Old's Worst plant.
Speaker 2: Oh No. The pain from a single sting from a
Speaker 2: Gimpia tree is said to be unbearable, untreatable, and doesn't
Speaker 2: last just for a day a week, but for years.
Speaker 3: It sounds like something out of a fairy tale.
Speaker 2: The only way to manage the pain is by pouring
Speaker 2: hydrochloric acid. But that burns the skin and bone. Said,
Speaker 2: they milk bodies. No, that's this isn't true. Where have
Speaker 2: you got this from? This is true? Anyone been started
Speaker 2: by the gimpe tree. Please call nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three. All right, So today we're looking
Speaker 2: for your plant TV shows. What are the green finger
Speaker 2: Guarder's watching?
Speaker 3: What are they watching?
Speaker 2: Desperate House plants? God? So when he said it was
Speaker 2: Stereoia Lane, not friends. No, they love fronds, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh they love that sitcom Big Bang Theory. Yea, but
Speaker 2: their version is sprig Bang Bronze. Yeah, thank you. What
Speaker 2: about plants to want to know who their family were,
Speaker 2: they'll watch bamboo. Do you think you are all right?
Speaker 2: Well leave that, Jackie boy. What have you got plant
Speaker 2: TV shows?
Speaker 3: Millionaire hot seed?
Speaker 2: Oh it's gold.
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Pine Pine, Brooklyn Pine Pine. Yeah, silver Malcolm in
Speaker 3: the fiddle leaf?
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Is that a thing?
Speaker 3: A fiddle leaf?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's a popular house plant.
Speaker 4: Is that what they use to make fiddles out of?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Not like the comedy. Oh my.
Speaker 2: Don't say anything. I don't have been incriminated. But that well,
Speaker 2: that's not great. Is that what they make fiddles? I
Speaker 2: don't even know another quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, don't
Speaker 2: give any more space to come in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's the moss?
Speaker 1: So funny Gold, Christian Connell Show podcast?
Speaker 2: All right? That smartn thet tighways up on Wild Plot
Speaker 2: mark for Look at Your Plant TV shows, Best in Show.
Speaker 2: Your mum gets an amazing treat five star luxury at
Speaker 2: the Langham Hotel, Melbourne. All right, so Jack, you've ready
Speaker 2: to mark, Let's go better call Soil col Gold. That's
Speaker 2: really good. Santo Cartelli, well done. How I see? Did
Speaker 2: your mother Bronze? That's that's smart?
Speaker 3: Reading is.
Speaker 2: Nature already had a prudeuce team here? Pinefeld Gold, very good?
Speaker 2: Andrew none, what is well done? Have you been paying
Speaker 2: attention to the pondsetter Bronze, No, mighty, morphine Flower Arrangers Gold, Glenn,
Speaker 2: well done, Queer Eye for the Cactime, Cory well done,
Speaker 2: very funny, Marijuana in the Middle, Silver, Succulent Session Sessions. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I see what we're trying to do there. Adam fun Noble,
Speaker 2: fun Noble farmer wants a route. Oh dear, that's.
Speaker 3: That's a gold player.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well done, Richard, very good. Did you watch that
Speaker 2: show and love it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's right at the pointing end.
Speaker 2: Now yeah, is it what they're done to a final couple? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Getting there, meeting the families and all that.
Speaker 2: How many cowboy hats do they need?
Speaker 6: We go?
Speaker 2: Where are we Kansas? See?
Speaker 4: If I was on that show and I was matched
Speaker 4: with a farmer that wore a cowboy hat, I'd say, no,
Speaker 4: I'm out.
Speaker 2: Oh, you wouldn't last one on that show. You wouldn't
Speaker 2: know you sticking on? Everybody walks over one the thumbs
Speaker 2: in the belt in hell? Who watches this group? Oh? Sorry,
Speaker 2: she's hi, I'm a Celary, Get me out of here.
Speaker 3: That's a gold plus too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: These are very good?
Speaker 2: All right? So who is best in shows and great?
Speaker 2: Wants to be Plant TV today?
Speaker 3: Hard to go past for Richard farmel Onto route?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Richard, what a lovely way for your mum to
Speaker 2: day price? Where did you win? Son? Or moms? Love
Speaker 2: that TV show?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast And.
Speaker 2: So we're heading to tomorrow's show Friday at the end
Speaker 2: of week two, what are we talking about week two
Speaker 2: of what? Week two of the invasion? The mites of
Speaker 2: the Imperial war chest of Carl and Jackie O sucking
Speaker 2: up not just all their marketing millions, taking the one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars they give us a year to market this show.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Radio Boss Sue. They've taken our budget because
Speaker 2: we work for the same company, so we have no
Speaker 2: marketing money, which is why we've hand these stickers made
Speaker 2: and we're asking for your bins so we can turn
Speaker 2: them into bin boards. Please join our rebel bin Alliance.
Speaker 2: In the year twenty twenty four, the Christian O'Connell Show
Speaker 2: is under attack. Radio insurgents have breached the city walls.
Speaker 2: Every billboard has been seized, but a rebel alliance is forming.
Speaker 2: If you ever been, you ever born, you just have
Speaker 2: to call the Christian O'Connell show. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: to everyone, I mean thousands of you are saying, Christian,
Speaker 2: we will join the Rebel bin Alliance. We will stand
Speaker 2: up and fight and defend the show we can't cover
Speaker 2: with the demand at the moment. We come to that
Speaker 2: in a minute. Thank you also very much. We're trying
Speaker 2: to find a rebel basis where we can get a
Speaker 2: load of posters to you guys, stickers and then people
Speaker 2: can come into your cafe wherever you are your business
Speaker 2: and ask for them. Thank you very much to Brian
Speaker 2: Fred Forkliff's Keysbro. If you're hear Springvale or Keysy, drop
Speaker 2: in Fred Forkliffs, check out Marvel at the Forklifts, Come
Speaker 2: for the Forklift, stay for the binstickers. Karen at red
Speaker 2: Hill General Store, thank you very much. On offur Seat
Speaker 2: Road stickers are there. Shane Brackett Sharpie. It's Australia, these
Speaker 2: things matter apparently. Shane Mackett Sharpie Red Exhibitions on Boundary Road,
Speaker 2: North Melbourne. Davis David at Focus and Player Mooney Ponds.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Ferguson Player Mooney Ponds. Josie at Craigiebun Library,
Speaker 2: whisper it. She's got the binstickers in there. If you
Speaker 2: want to join the list, we'll give you a plug
Speaker 2: and a shout out. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: dot com dot AU. Two nights ago I went help
Speaker 2: with my daughter. We delivered went round to a load
Speaker 2: of houses, met some of you put the stickers on
Speaker 2: her and it was great. Fun. Patsy did the same. Yesterday.
Speaker 2: Jack promised five listeners he would go around and deliver
Speaker 2: stickers he got as fast one else one. Have you
Speaker 2: seen how many posters come on Jackie, I've got anything.
Speaker 2: They've got one everywhere, qual trams, buses and have we
Speaker 2: got planes above us? Right now? Your spon's on the sky.
Speaker 2: They're on TV.
Speaker 3: Quality over quantity. I can promise you, Theresa, the family
Speaker 3: I visited last night will be listeners for life. They're
Speaker 3: not going anywhere, you know.
Speaker 2: I will say. I got an email later on, about
Speaker 2: an hour after you and your two on son Gord
Speaker 2: and your wife Bianca left, saying how lovely you all were,
Speaker 2: and how lovely it was to meet you.
Speaker 3: Oh that brief me enjoy They were a lovely family themselves.
Speaker 2: Yes, no they did. They sent a lovely, lovely email
Speaker 2: and they love meeting your son as well. Okay, so
Speaker 2: this is is this the moment of revelation when suddenly
Speaker 2: you realized because I only got ten posters as well.
Speaker 2: But I realized, I just split these up and then
Speaker 2: we can put the others in the post to them.
Speaker 2: But I promise people like you that we were coming.
Speaker 3: When she called the show yesterday. She said, I want
Speaker 3: at least twelve. I'll give them to the staff room
Speaker 3: where I teach, then they'll go out to home, all
Speaker 3: over melting.
Speaker 2: A multi faceted, multi dimensional war.
Speaker 3: This is like a scatter bomb. If I give her
Speaker 3: twelve posters, bang, all of a sudden, there are different
Speaker 3: houses because she gives them to different people that she
Speaker 3: works with. I got there and realized it only had
Speaker 3: ten sickers. Even though it looked like I had.
Speaker 2: To tell me this you smelling the BS coming to
Speaker 2: the speakers. We'd arranged for someone to film all this.
Speaker 2: Mine was filmed. We now have cameras in the car.
Speaker 2: Jack stood the cameraman rio down mysteriously at three o'clock.
Speaker 2: Didn't tell anyone else about it. Didn't speak to me
Speaker 2: about it. Why the cameraman stood down.
Speaker 3: Well, we're on the A radio show, Christian. We only
Speaker 3: need audio, and I bring you audio. The terrible moment
Speaker 3: that I realized I don't have as many posters as
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 2: I had sound pretty happy to me. I've only got ten.
Speaker 2: This does not sound unhappy. There's a tone problem here,
Speaker 2: my friend rewind.
Speaker 3: I've only got ten, ten total. Yeah, it felt like
Speaker 3: heaps when I was carrying out and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is heavy. Yeah, to give me more. Both said
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't need them. The other people one
Speaker 3: because he could just three. Oh my god, I need
Speaker 3: way more.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: All right, and then we'll have to come out again tomorrow.
Speaker 3: See you back out today. Could you hear that I'm
Speaker 3: back out tonight. Yes, I'll be delivering.
Speaker 2: Imagine him because it happening. She closed his eyes. I
Speaker 2: could try and dream his dream.
Speaker 3: So in the fog of war, no one really knows
Speaker 3: what to do, but I had to make it.
Speaker 2: He spread them up anyway, Okay, so then I walk
Speaker 2: in the house.
Speaker 3: By the way, Teresa hasn't told anybody in her family
Speaker 3: that somebody from the radio show is coming visit. Now,
Speaker 3: why she said? She said, oh, Mark, this is my husband.
Speaker 3: He just got home from work. Didn't have time to
Speaker 3: tell him a text message or so. He was looking
Speaker 3: at me strange because he didn't know who I was.
Speaker 3: The son was looking at me the strange. And then
Speaker 3: she had to explain what we're doing with the stickers
Speaker 3: to the husband as I'm in the front door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have not a budget. Because of women
Speaker 2: are the best explainers, aren't they? Women are explainers in life?
Speaker 9: It's advertising, Yeah, because they haven't got a budget because.
Speaker 2: Of what's his name?
Speaker 7: Dance and.
Speaker 2: And then what are they? How that just blows your
Speaker 2: little two year old son, Gordon's mind.
Speaker 3: So then I thought it was well that we were
Speaker 3: just knocking on the front door, handing over the stickers
Speaker 3: and then get going. But that's really nice talking to
Speaker 3: her about how lovely her house looks, and then ended
Speaker 3: up getting invited in. We went in every room in
Speaker 3: the house in a hold to her, including peetry.
Speaker 2: Now understand for you, you're worn out. You ain't great
Speaker 2: round people. That's that's a long time.
Speaker 3: Including their bedroom and walk in wardrobe, furbished their walking wardrobe.
Speaker 3: I was standing in Teresa's walking wardrobe with my wife,
Speaker 3: my son and her husband last night. Oh Jack, But
Speaker 3: amazingly and what a coincidence. We talked on to someone
Speaker 3: yesterday on the show. In their kitchen a giant aquarium
Speaker 3: where they kept a giant barrel. Munday, we walked into
Speaker 3: their house last night. Guess what they have in the
Speaker 3: kitchen an aquarium, big one. My son couldn't believe his luck.
Speaker 2: Oh bless him. Haven't listened to this. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: aquarium work fish fish. Yeah, you got to get an aquarium.
Speaker 3: Actually, we taught on the way home. We said, do
Speaker 3: we need an aquarium? He really loves fish.
Speaker 2: He would love that feeding and looking after something. He'd
Speaker 2: love that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well we were there for an extra fifteen minutes because
Speaker 3: we found the aquarium.
Speaker 2: Get out of it.
Speaker 10: All night.
Speaker 2: He's our scratching now with the lives. You've got so
Speaker 2: many towels, the coast eyes, the old hives are coming up,
Speaker 2: liars hives.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.