WEBVTT - FULL: Tickling The Trout 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:04.320 Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:08.440 Good morning Patsy, Good morning chat Post. What guys, how 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:09.480 was everyone this morning? 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:12.360 I've already happy the fright of my life this morning? 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:13.080 What's happened? 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:16.400 I wake up and I'm try and keep the house 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:19.400 dark and tiptoe around so I'm not waking anybody up. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:23.400 Gordy had for his birthday cow themed party, had this 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:28.360 giant cow face inflatable balloon that's kept its helium amazingly well, 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:30.480 and so it's just up in the corner of a room, 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:32.199 and then every now and again he'll move it somewhere 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:35.520 else in the house and it sits on the roof overnight. 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:39.080 I guess it's starting to lose its helium abilities and 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:44.400 it's hovered down to face level rid in the corner 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:45.760 the door. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:50.080 It's in the house. Oh my god, you don't need 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:51.640 that scare, did you? Yell? 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.320 I didn't yell an internal thing where all of a 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.280 sudden I've got all this extra adrenaline. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.080 This is how it ends. This is how I died 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:04.560 a cow face killer. How terrifying. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:06.240 It's bad to know that I don't even put my 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.480 hand like I my reflexes. 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:10.679 If there were that tur in the morning, you're not 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.920 expecting to be attack. If someone came at you or 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:17.199 you were in an altercation, you know that something might happen. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.360 You can send somebody. We're barely awake when you get 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.840 out of bed in the morning at our early. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.639 Hours, especially with something with such a. 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:26.000 Giant, it's a lot to take in. You must have 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.080 come across some of all these dolls or toys over 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.839 the year, getting up the early hours. I have before 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:33.520 and remember when Ferbies were a massive thing. So both 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.959 the daughters wanted Ferbi to Christmas, and in the UK 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:38.319 they were just setting out. I couldn't get hold of them. 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:39.440 This was I was trying to get hold of them 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.440 in November and they'd sold out and so the only 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:44.920 place to get hold of them was was Germany. So 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.840 I ordered to to be shipped over from Germany. They 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:49.760 turned up and I thought, well, they're just Ferby's. And 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:51.640 then on Christmas Day they opened up and obviously because 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:57.920 they're German, but they talked in German quite uh quite 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:00.919 for a young child to take in, you know, and 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:05.000 because Ferby's are quite demanding in that accent, it can 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:07.440 be a little bit problematic. It can be a little 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.920 bit problematic. So anyway, fast sort of January and going 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:11.639 back to work and it's very way cold in dart 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.320 one morning in the winter in the UK, and I 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.040 didn't realize that one of them just must have just 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:19.359 got nice by the dog and suddenly in Dartness these 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:24.160 lies open to All I heard was schnell. I actually 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.480 sent me as you, I don't go Ferbie, I'm actually. 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.200 Down on the ground. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:36.160 Don't come back for a third time, just when you 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:40.639 thought it was over. Wow, Wow, didn't see that coming. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:44.120 Did not have that another German invasion of my bingo card. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.200 I was so terrible and it actually took me a 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:50.720 couple of minutes, even though you're still vibrating note as 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:51.639 you come into work. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:55.360 But Christian Connell Show podcast, I've. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.000 Got one of these Apple watches and I regret that 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:59.960 day ever got this thing. I went. We just got 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:03.160 too many notifications. I've got one of these robot hoovers. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:06.000 It's just notified me said night, I need to service 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.919 it asaps ten about six. You're not even on right now, mate, 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.440 you're asleep. You need to do your job. I'll get 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:16.399 around to servicing you stop messaging me, and he calls 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:19.920 himself Robbie. Hi, it's Robbie here. They're saying, you know, 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.320 I need servicing. I've been cleaning for a one hundred 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.800 and eighty hours. I need to be serviced. There's just 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.320 too many notifications in my life. Actually, I might turn 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:29.359 off all notifications. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.640 How do you find that thing? The robot vacuum? Do 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.200 you reckon you to annoy him because you have to 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.320 service him and look after him and clear the away. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:37.680 From their filter. It's not as that if you have 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:39.160 dogs and you've got a cat, you've got a chat. 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.720 There's no lamb mines because a lot of people set 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:43.520 up to run during the day. I can't do that 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.760 because at any moment he could walk into a lamb 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:48.240 by that the counter doog have left there? And basically 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.320 Robbie the robot is smearing poople around our house like 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.880 a bank's heat all over the floor and just rotting 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:54.240 it around. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.880 How does he also go with the amount of dog hare? 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:00.160 I mean I board a college just the. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:01.960 Shed all the time. Yeah, it must be the same 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:02.320 with yours. 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.160 Patches constant. It's like tumble weeds if we do use 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.880 it every day absolutely. I love it. You know what 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.960 I love most about it is it gets up in 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:12.400 those nooks and crannies, like I'm under the couch and 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:12.920 the beds. 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.840 You can't legs or something. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.160 It just gets under there because it's all clear. If 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:21.120 it's got a clear path, it will go anywhere. It's brilliant. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.120 What does it do about when it sees a dog? 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:25.400 Has it got that pet detection thing? 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:28.600 It just runs over his foot. Presley hates it. He's 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:29.560 terrifying how the. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.479 Dogs do not like it. You get it in their mind. 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:34.320 They're like, what the hell is this noisy thing that 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:39.120 actually just sucks something matter? They must saying it's bringing 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.000 dirt into its orbit. Let me see? Can I get in? 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:42.160 Could I get sucked up? 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:43.880 Have you guys got one? My friend's got one where 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.279 you can actually turn on a video scame so you 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.560 can watch the robot move rand your house and clean. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:52.640 Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I also watch a planet 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.039 of mine. I can I can call it and I 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:56.839 can say have a look around, I can see what 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.520 it sees, and then you can speak. I want to 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.320 do this to freak up my kids one day. That's 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:03.919 the only reason I want to do it is just 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.280 going to start talking to the kids. They're like, he's 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:06.800 not in the house. 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.440 Where is you should be doing your homework. 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.080 So tell us how did last night go, Because yesterday 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.960 jack was on the campaign trail with all the bin stickers. 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.600 So two nights ago Patsy and I went out went 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.000 out to our local suburbs deliver these bin stickers. If 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:22.760 you don't want to talking about these are beIN stickers 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.520 that are only marketing at the moment. We worn't for 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.120 the same company Carl and Jackie O worked for and 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:30.960 we have no marketing. Guess who has all the marketing 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.520 ever Carl and Jackie. Oh, so we're on these bin stickers. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.240 We've had mate to put them on your bins to 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.599 turn them into binboard. So there's been such a great 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.520 demand by you, thank you so much and people who 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:42.400 want them. We're doing our bit to get them out 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.960 as quickly as possible. So you went out last night 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.200 to do a drop off, a couple of drop offs. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:50.600 In our area in the northeast of Melbourne. We had 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:51.880 a little bit of confusion. 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.000 Have you heard about this perhaps? By the way, hey, 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:58.000 I mean I believe the last break yesterday was me 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.320 doing impression of how I didn't want him coming today 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.360 game and we got to one and we had to 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:06.920 go and behold what happened? That happened. 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:11.159 Perhaps I can say this, We had one very happy customer. 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:14.640 One family in Melbourne is very happy to get there. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.160 The families that are all opening up their net cotains. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:20.640 It's the radio legend coming and influencer is he here? 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.320 You know what we're going to go for. We're going 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.120 to go back out again tonight. We just didn't take 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:31.919 ship you did. We didn't take enough stickers in. 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.480 The team, the team at breaking board. What's the job 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.560 Ponice not even waiting for microphone? You did? 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:39.599 We gave Christian ten stickers, We gave Patsy tense stickers. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.080 We gave you ten stickers. We offered you more stickers 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.680 because you said we might need some more and you said, no, 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:46.120 I don't need more sticks. 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.360 Honestly, I felt like I had. I felt like I 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.640 had sixty stickers. When they're all rolled ound like that, 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:53.960 they look like you want your eyeball, you go get 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:59.600 out of it. Maybe one hundred stickers here, youth here 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:03.159 me you distributed. I don't know if you remember yesterday, 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:05.479 we spoke to a lovely lady, Teresa, who was going 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.240 to distribute them at her school to other teachers and 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:13.600 staff members. Then stickers automatically get out into. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.800 Very excitable people. You said, I'll be definitely around tonight. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.560 So I get to Teresa's house and she says, well, 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.200 I'm looking forward to my twelve stickers that you promised 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:23.280 me on air. And I looked down at my batch 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.480 of ten and think, oh no, well, I'm going to 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.760 have to come back out again tomorrow night and give 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:29.560 Teresa all of these bin stickers. 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:31.840 If we're talking about promises made on air, there was 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:36.200 also it was also a promise made to Brett from Rosanna, 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:37.560 who was very much looking. 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.560 Forward to his favorite radio radio host. 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.280 And after the show was told, oh, well you actually 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:44.720 can't make it out of Rosanna, and. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.160 Because he just dumped all the stickers, well we had. 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.680 We just had a promise problem, didn't we too many 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.240 promises problem? 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:57.520 We had a jack problem. This was predictable. It'd be amazing. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.440 I can't believe he's going to all the homes and 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:03.600 Lember he went to, I went take them on and 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:05.360 we started just give him some bs about I'll be 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:05.960 back out tonight. 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:14.000 You know, we will be back out tonight. They even 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:20.280 broken into I can't believe this. The stickers are going out, Yeah, slowly, 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.560 they go into school staff for and bam, all of 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.400 a sudden, they're in twelve Bunker with Churchill in that 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.920 war room. The Germans would have won with the Ferby Army. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:32.160 Montcomedy wasn't going. I know, I know, I said, I 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.160 go and hand out the munitions. 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:37.520 Winston, don't shout me, Winston. I've got feelings too. I 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:40.080 find this very triggered as Winston. I can try and 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.400 go back to the front lines tonight in Normandy, Okay, 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.400 but there's a lot going on with Susan. At the moment, 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.000 it looked like we had ten bullets and grenades. I 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.000 gave them all one of the traps, really wanted them. 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:54.400 Please give me a whole more tonight delivery. 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:57.880 And there's a whiff of something here. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:08:58.439 What's up? 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:02.360 You knew? No? You know? I know? 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:04.200 How would I know? 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.720 Because yesterday after the show, like real, why didn't you 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.440 come along? We're picking up you can film it all 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.200 for the show. And then what happened at three pm yesterday? 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.840 Three pm Christian, I get a text message, a very shady, 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:17.719 fishy text message from Jack Pope. 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:20.480 Why did he put it on our group chat? Transparency 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:25.959 private message? Transparency is the in a war situation. 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:29.480 He said, don't worry about coming Rio, save your legs. 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.000 I don't want any of this film want it? 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:39.679 Film somebody the night off and I say, the. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:45.640 Work miter, we got film this content. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:53.120 Why don't you want any evidence or any This is premeditated. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.000 Listen to the cameras kill the truth. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.400 Listen back to the audio and see how shocked I 0:09:58.440 --> 0:09:59.880 am when I count. There's only ten. 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:07.800 Video. You can hear it watching it. But someone killed 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:08.880 the cameras killed the truth. 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:10.920 We don't even know the actual listeners. These could just 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:15.560 be paid. They're too real. 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:21.839 Yeah new you knew Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.880 What are you up to? Right now? We have two 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:27.800 different ways of doing this right, we can do it 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:33.439 this way. What are you doing now? Give us? This 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.800 is nice. It is invitational, as pleasant, it's warmest friendly. 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:44.439 Imagine well watching you through your speakers, just leave the 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:52.280 tone doing do I spar plan? What are you doing? 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:02.200 George? And then you know it's early in the morning. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.400 Sometimes you need a double expression to get you going. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:10.120 What are you doing by now? Shap the bed now? 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:14.040 Now now they can start. 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:15.679 Stopping the questions. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:16.920 I like that one. 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.439 It gets you go more, doesn't it. But yeah, it's 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:23.320 a cold shower nine four one four one oh four three? 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:26.040 What are you doing right now? And give us a call? 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.719 Take a snapshot. It's like a polaroid of what you're 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.560 up to right now at the moment. On my computer here, 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.600 I have a tab open and I'm googling our wedding 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:39.600 anniversary gift ideas in two weeks time, twenty six years 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:44.079 for me and my wife Sarah. Yeah, first match it's pictures. 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:47.839 So the theme is pictures for twenty six years. So 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:51.000 I don't know whether to I was actually thinking about 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:52.480 seeing if I could get like you know what we 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.360 did with our wall or footy, you know, the wall 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:57.719 of fame, whether I could actually get a mural done 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:01.240 with my wife Sarah, terrible terrible together, like our wedding 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.440 photo painted on a wall. You know that lovely? 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.559 Why wouldn't you like that? You don't think she'd love that? 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:11.800 This is exactly now what I paint it myself. She 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.480 might like that because then well you won't be able 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:15.040 to recognize. 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:15.640 How dare you? 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.200 How dare you abstract? 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:21.320 Yeah? Yeah, exactly, okay, painting from the whole. 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.319 A couple of ideas that come to mind. You could do, 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.000 like a beautiful photography session just the two of you, 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.839 which is something the girls could keep, you know, as 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.640 youress three. 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.040 Whenever I go and seat, whenever I go in her bedrooms, 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.679 there are no there's no evidence they have parents. It's 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.720 actually like I've raised orphans. I go in there, there's 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.160 no evidence that they have parents. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.319 Who moves out into their first share house and hangs. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:45.640 My daddy. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:48.200 Not now, but in decades to come, the other. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:50.000 Decades to come, I might not make it. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.480 I'll be on the other side, which is why you 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:55.719 should be photographed now. So they've got that to keep. 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.040 But why don't you You could head out to the 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:01.319 beautiful yarra of valley with a beautiful romantic picnic and 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:01.920 you could get like. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:05.439 This time of the year it's not picnic, weather gets 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:07.600 and the clouds open up and it's raining paths. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.480 You can get a beautiful artist to come out and 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:11.800 a couple of easels, and you. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:15.839 Could buys paint a couple of easels, both of you. 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:17.559 Doesn't that take ages? You've got to sit there for 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:22.080 hours of it. Yeah, it's all frilly there, all right. 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:25.040 If anyone's got any please let me. Perhaps you keep 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:26.719 thinking about ideas, Okay, thank you. 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.320 This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast. 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.800 We're asking what are you up to right now? Nine 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.440 four one four one O four three. And also if 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:40.440 anyone does have any creative ideas of what I give 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.120 my wife. I just read it's two weeks today, twenty 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:46.160 six wedding anniversary and the theme for twenty six years 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:47.520 is pictures. 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.000 If you want something painted, you're going to have to 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:51.200 get a start on that right away. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.800 And like you said, I need to do that. Yeah, 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:56.520 I've got a little leftover paint. We just had the 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.880 house painted a couple of months ago. There's some leftover gray, 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.199 beautiful gray. Actually I could do her, call her the 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:06.640 my gray lady, underneath that dyands and graying the lady. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.040 You might be surprised by the blonde heir, but I 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.520 know underneath that I love who you really are, and 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:15.880 you for those layers of keratin. I've said too much. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:21.360 I may not make it. There's no worry about the pictures. 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.680 Let's go to who we got here. Andrew Coome morning Andrew, 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.720 Good morning everyone, Monny Andrew. And what are you up 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:30.120 to right now? Mate? What are you doing? 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:33.200 I'm actually on holidays, on annual leave, and I'm in 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.120 the car boy myself going. 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.600 Fishing for the day. No, great? Is that your thing? 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:38.760 Is what you love to do? Fish? 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:39.200 Yeah? 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:40.480 Absolutely, yep? 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:41.600 And what do you catch? 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:43.200 Red fin? 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:43.640 Traya? 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.040 Anathon that wants to get on the end of the 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:46.480 fishing note. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:47.720 I'm happy to catch anything. 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:49.280 And where do you get trout? I thought it was 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.400 very hard to catch trout. No, No, A lot of 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:58.360 reservoirs and rivers around Victoria'll have treat redfin reservoirs. It's 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.480 not the ideal way to go, understanding in some sort 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:04.400 of body of water, the fish can't get away following 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.080 it around? Is it? Is it true you can catch 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:07.520 him by tickling a trout. 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:10.200 That I haven't heard that one before. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.560 No, you can. It winds a trout fisherman. So sometimes 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.280 he'd be in there for hours for his wages, right, 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.120 and they're near him, and if he casts off, they 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:19.400 see the shadow. So he bit by bit, he puts 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:20.800 his hand in the water. He put it under their 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:22.960 belly if you can't come from behind them, because everyone's 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:24.920 got blind spot, and you just tickle their belly and 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.640 they sort of go, and then he can whip it 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.560 out and go that's dinner. Oh, look it up. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:32.080 I've never seen him do that on a loan. 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.960 Look it up, Look it up. Tickle the trout you 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:37.040 feature on the show Andrew tried today. 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:39.000 Yep, n dramas, I'll. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.240 Say, there we go, Yeah, thank you very much, good luck. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.200 Just tickle that trout comes out like a treat rear. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.280 What have you found? I think it is? It is 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:45.600 a thing. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:49.200 I am cobbsmacked, but trout tickling is a thing. It's 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:52.000 the art of rubbing the underbelly of a trout with fingers. 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:54.720 If done properly, the trout will go into a truce 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:55.680 after a minute. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:59.560 Also, and you just scoop it that okay, and you've 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.360 got a nice speckle brown trout for your dinner that night. 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:05.760 But it's easy, way easier said than done. How do 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:09.640 you get underneath the trout without? How do you have done? 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:14.080 Greater tennis? Practice? Practice practice? You might try a dog 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:19.480 one day at home Sutler, Subtler. You know, maybe it's 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.800 a magic treat. You show the trout what's this in 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:23.680 one hand? Next thing, you know, you're given that little 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:28.120 troutler articular and he's take me to your leader and 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:29.440 you're out and he's he's on you. 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.440 He's in your oven. Next time he wakes up here, 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:36.920 we got here, Daniel. Good morning, Danielay, Christian, Patsy, Jackie, 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:39.360 are we Daniel? Have you having a good week so far? 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:40.640 Absolutely? 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:40.920 Mate? 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.680 Good man? What do you want to right now? Danny boy? 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.400 Setting up roadworks today on the Princess Highway. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.880 Adding officer is our official thing, which is what something 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:51.240 you like to do on your day off and your 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:57.840 leave and how can we call it us? I mean, 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.760 isn't that a sort of dangerous thing out there on 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:01.840 the are the highways and the freeways with the flash 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:03.200 and orange light and the high viz. 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:04.960 Oh, there is plenty of that. 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:07.399 Might just setting up all the works ready for the 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.200 crew to start at seven am, just in vann to 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:11.600 annoy everyone on their way to work. 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:13.640 But it sounds like you're at home right now. 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:17.719 Oh, it feels like that. I've been since six o'clock 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:18.280 left time and. 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:21.680 Have past four so that you and a trailer or something. 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:27.760 Dan now inside office, he's doing a Swiss basket. Daniel, 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.439 thank you very much. Give us a call. Send your 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:30.720 prize carler brighter. 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.760 Now you're listening to the Christian o'cyls show podcast. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:37.160 Good morning Christian Jack and Pats. This is Celebrant Jack 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:44.200 Trading as Celebrant with Ink. Hello mate, this is Christian 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:49.520 Trading Us. Christian O'Connor, Christian. I live in a complex 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:54.000 of eighteen apartments in beautiful Williamstown here in the city 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:57.600 of Hobson's Bay. We have four different bins collected on 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:02.840 alternating weeks. Redly landfill, yellow lid for paper and can 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:06.000 rey cycling, Green lid for garden and kitchen ways. There 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:08.960 so many now, purple lid. I've got a purple lid, 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:12.840 one for glass and jars. It's a lot. 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:14.399 We have a purple lid. 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:15.080 Yeah. 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.719 Do you separate, well, we definitely separate. 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:18.040 Yeah. 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:20.600 But you can tell who in the street likes to 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:22.400 have a wine or two of a night because they're 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.440 putting their glass beIN out more often than others. 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:28.959 You hear the morning clink. Sometimes there's a certain house 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:32.280 in my street where you hear the morning clink? Can 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:33.040 you hear one? 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:35.720 Hell? 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:39.440 Good night? There? So Christian with four different colored bins 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.320 and eighteen apartments. There is an army of bins in 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:45.720 our complex. Please can we get the Christian ion show stickers? 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.800 Apply to as many bins as you can spare. As 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:51.440