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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast minis. But when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour, it's time believe or not,

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Speaker 1: it's a wild time. Every week, every Monday we do it.

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Speaker 1: I bring up.

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Speaker 2: Stores. Some of them are real. Some even you.

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Speaker 1: Forgot the second verse. I thought we cut that from

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Speaker 1: the first time we played it. Anyway, Will I bring

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Speaker 1: up real or fake stories. You have to try and

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Speaker 1: guess if they are real or fake.

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Speaker 2: Get the game, mate.

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Speaker 1: I'm always inspired by the news though, Will that's worth mentioning.

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Speaker 1: And today there was a woman in Massachusetts who stole

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Speaker 1: the truck and she decided, in a high speed chase

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Speaker 1: with the police that she duck into Macas and do

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Speaker 1: drive through. She got drive through Macas.

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Speaker 2: That's what this story. So I thought the story was

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Speaker 2: that the cops ducked into Macas on the high pursuit.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. Reading the headline the criminal when

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Speaker 1: got drive through McDonald. So today's theme is dumb criminal

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Speaker 1: stories nice. You have to try and say if they

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Speaker 1: are real or fake. Best of three, Here we go.

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Speaker 1: First story the Goldielocks with dirty Jocks burglar a Lancashire

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Speaker 1: man broke into a house. He took his jocks off.

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Speaker 3: The story he took off his jokes, he washed his jocks,

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Speaker 3: and then while he was jocks were washing, he had

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Speaker 3: a sleep and the people came home to find him

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Speaker 3: asleep in his beds.

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Speaker 1: You think it's fake. That is a true story. Now,

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Speaker 1: that's a true story. The goldielocks with dirty jocks burglar,

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Speaker 1: all right, one now under the second month.

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Speaker 2: I think this game loses all its integrity when we're

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Speaker 2: doing topics which are riddled with things which are obviously

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Speaker 2: most of the time incredulous.

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Speaker 1: You should know that, though you should you should know

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Speaker 1: I should know that.

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Speaker 2: That seems like I shouldn't know anything about petty criminals

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Speaker 2: because I thought you're a smart guy, and you're a

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Speaker 2: lawyer into petty crime. That's not their bag.

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Speaker 1: You should know the law.

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Speaker 2: You know the law. I thought to do with the law.

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Speaker 2: The guy took his jocks off and washed hi while

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Speaker 2: I robbed a house. I shouldn't have to know anything

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Speaker 2: about that. In fact, I actually delight in the fact

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Speaker 2: I take pleasure in the fact that I know nothing

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Speaker 2: about that. All right, It's worse for me if I

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Speaker 2: know something about that.

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Speaker 1: All right, you've made your points despite.

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Speaker 2: Well, just hit me on fair ground, baby, like, don't

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Speaker 2: come in here with this. You know he's an outrageous guy.

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Speaker 1: I've got a new one. Is this a real or

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Speaker 1: fake story? This is in Glasgow. A man called James Allen? Glasgow, Glasgow,

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Speaker 1: excuse me? Glasgow. A man called James Allen became known

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Speaker 1: as the melon Man because he would go into supermarkets

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Speaker 1: and he would hollow out a watermelon. He'd then put

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Speaker 1: himself under the fruit and veg section, put his head

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Speaker 1: in a watermelon, and then hide amongst the watermelons, wait

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Speaker 1: for them to close up the store, rob the supermarket,

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Speaker 1: and then get out of there. He was the melon Man.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean that he went underneath the watermelon section?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how fruit and veg is laid out

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Speaker 1: on a table like the melons are all there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he'd go underneath the table and put his head through

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Speaker 1: the table.

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Speaker 2: Put a water cut a hole in the table. Yes,

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Speaker 2: but wouldn't they just be able to look underneath the

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Speaker 2: table and see his legs?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: You didn't know how to pronounce the city, he said

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Speaker 2: Glasgow instead of Glasgow, So I'm going to assume it's

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Speaker 2: a real story unless you just made up the city

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Speaker 2: and then didn't know how to pronounce it, which would

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Speaker 2: make you an even bigger idiots win.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, go to traffic, it's not.

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Speaker 2: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to