WEBVTT - MINI: Wedding Vows

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm now broadcasting live to Melbourne and all over the

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<v Speaker 2>world from my Chapel of Love. What a special occasion

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<v Speaker 2>this is, family, friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>We're about to witness the loving union, the coming together

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<v Speaker 2>of a very special young couple that is Jack Post

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<v Speaker 2>and Bianca Post. Before we meet the loving couple, first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, let's bring into the Chapel of Love. As

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<v Speaker 2>is always away with a wedding, the groom arrives. First

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<v Speaker 2>of all, I'm alone in the studio right now. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>bring in the man, the myth of legend, the groom,

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Posts.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Welcome to my Chapel of Love.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's a balloon archway God. Yes, if you take

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<v Speaker 2>your position there, you look very very smart.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm nervous, I am so.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just the city you got married in six and

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<v Speaker 1>half years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>This is it. It had to be altered a little bit,

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<v Speaker 3>let out of the side and at the shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because you're strong boy, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Not not not putting on too much way, just getting

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<v Speaker 3>stronger and stronger every day. But it's surreal, honestly, dressing

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<v Speaker 3>in the suit. Again, I had to peek at my

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<v Speaker 3>lovely bride, even though you're not meant to see her

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<v Speaker 3>before the wedding day, but I've seen her. She looks beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually really excited.

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<v Speaker 1>To get a bit of all right, all right, are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready? I'm ready, I'm ready. All right, let's play

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<v Speaker 1>the music. Let's bring on the bride.

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<v Speaker 2>Now walking down the aisle it's actually the office hallway

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<v Speaker 2>into the studio here it makes your farm, followed by

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<v Speaker 2>her bride, moving and unnecessarily slow speaking, Pats brick.

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<v Speaker 1>It up a bit. Oh my word, you look stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>Please take your position in my chapel of love. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>your celebrant for today, Christian O'Connell. That is a beautiful dress.

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<v Speaker 2>Perhaps if you take your position over.

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<v Speaker 3>There, I'm sorry, doesn't there's so many balloons space to stay.

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<v Speaker 1>The dress is now stuck to the balloons. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>you've got a shell on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you have to go home, all the way back

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<v Speaker 2>to Cobo with that on you.

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<v Speaker 1>You look stunning. That is a beautiful dress. Bianca, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you nervous? We're really nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really nervous.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm shaky, and I had to pee a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot, right, do you want to put the flowers down?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it all? Because I can see you've got the

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<v Speaker 1>vowels there.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it's everybody ready, Yes, okay, Welcome family and friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got a script to bring it off last night.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I just do you have a middle name, Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Bianka.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a middle name?

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<v Speaker 4>My middle name is Bianca Bianca.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Post family, oh scandal. All right, Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>family and friends.

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<v Speaker 2>We have come together today in witness the promises in

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<v Speaker 2>the marriage of Jack Post and Bianca Bianca Posts. This commitment,

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<v Speaker 2>this commitments live on Gold one I four point three

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<v Speaker 2>brought to you with Kangan Institute.

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<v Speaker 3>I always imagine part two of my wedding would be sponsored.

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<v Speaker 2>This commitment is between two people who love each other

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<v Speaker 2>and wish to share each other's lives, who will grow

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<v Speaker 2>and change in the years to come, welcoming each other's

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<v Speaker 2>other's growth and mutual love in respect, Jack and Bancor posed,

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<v Speaker 2>Do you declare before me and before your witnesses, all

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<v Speaker 2>the listeners on Cold one of four point three and

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<v Speaker 2>the producers here present that you come here voluntarily and

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<v Speaker 2>without reservation and that you are free by law to

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<v Speaker 2>be married again to each other.

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<v Speaker 3>We do, we did. I don't want to speak on

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<v Speaker 3>behalf of this, so I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do a little bit awkward there the anchor was

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<v Speaker 2>just still thinking about it, improvising up there once more.

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<v Speaker 1>They do everyone they do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is tat now, time for the vowels be

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<v Speaker 2>anky in your time, the vowels to jackpost.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, my dearest Jack of In my early twenties, I

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<v Speaker 4>saw to spend no time looking for a partner because

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<v Speaker 4>the qualities I was looking for didn't exist in one human.

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<v Speaker 4>But then at twenty two, there you were spontaneous, fun,

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<v Speaker 4>a bit weird, sensitive kind, full of life and laughter.

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<v Speaker 4>You were dressed as a butler in a tuxedo, T

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<v Speaker 4>shirt and white gloves. You were introduced to me as

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<v Speaker 4>a fitter, funnier Michael Sarah. I was in uprooting my life,

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<v Speaker 4>and choosing you as my home has been both the

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<v Speaker 4>easiest and hardest thing I've ever done, But it has

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<v Speaker 4>always been the right thing, the best thing. We fit

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<v Speaker 4>so well. From day one, I truly have never loved

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<v Speaker 4>anything and anyone more. I just really enjoy you. I

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<v Speaker 4>even love when I ask you for help cooking, but

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<v Speaker 4>your guitars around your neck, so you shrug, blaming the guitar,

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<v Speaker 4>like what can I do? And instead you serenade me

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<v Speaker 4>was a song about how hard chopping the onions must be.

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<v Speaker 4>I love how you are always doing something new and

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<v Speaker 4>it's always to the best of your abilities. I promise

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<v Speaker 4>to show you how much I value you as a

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<v Speaker 4>human through ongrowing, grand gestures, sure, but mostly through the

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<v Speaker 4>everyday small things, like ignoring it when you pile up

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<v Speaker 4>your dirty clothes in the corner of the room instead

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<v Speaker 4>of putting it in the pull out laundry basket you

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<v Speaker 4>purposely built into our vanity. I promise to lift you

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<v Speaker 4>up to your full potential, to inspire you, to help

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<v Speaker 4>to keep us moving forward to the next thing, and

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<v Speaker 4>to honor and understand your truest self, whoever that may be,

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<v Speaker 4>at the different and many stages of our life together.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't goddamn wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>You may both If you wish to kiss, the bride

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<v Speaker 2>and the crew might kiss out of the room after you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting emotional.

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<v Speaker 2>If you wish you might kiss each other, kissing each other,

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<v Speaker 2>can I say maybe you had to wait six and

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<v Speaker 2>a half years, but that felt I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That felt really special.

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<v Speaker 2>There would beautiful words as well, really lovely Bianca. You

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<v Speaker 2>can tell from the heart, but a real wordsmith.

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<v Speaker 1>That was amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>That was way better than the vows that I had

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<v Speaker 3>delivered on the day. So I'm glad if it was

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<v Speaker 3>for that, I'm glad I had to wait six and

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<v Speaker 3>a half years. That was so nice. I love you

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<v Speaker 3>so much.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just what we need right now in the world.

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