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Speaker 1: Jewell and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Many Look, I think you put yourself in a bad

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Speaker 2: spot here. I'm gonna I'm just gonna throw that out there.

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Speaker 2: Like your I like your optimism as always. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think there, I'm not I speak for a lot of

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Speaker 2: people who are thinking to themselves pranking a bride immediately

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Speaker 2: after a wedding is a bad idea.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to see that. I'm starting to see.

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Speaker 2: That a marriage elevant. I think I hope that you

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Speaker 2: would have seen that a lot earlier.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Look, look, it's a touch of your responsible but we're

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Speaker 3: in the middle of it now, so we're banging her head. Effectively,

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Speaker 3: the idea is this, I'm in Cahots with the groom.

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Speaker 3: He's a friend of mine.

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Speaker 1: His name is Matt. Effectively, what I want to do

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Speaker 1: here is get.

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Speaker 3: Matt to call his wife Tash, Yeah okay, and tell

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Speaker 3: her that I stuffed up the paperwork and they are

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Speaker 3: not officially married, and you and me will and the

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Speaker 3: rest of Australia will just get to listen in on

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Speaker 3: this phone call as she, I imagine, will just torch me,

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Speaker 3: I think, and then I'll be like, haha, it was.

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Speaker 1: Just a joke.

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Speaker 3: But I've got I've got I've got Maddie on the line.

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Speaker 1: Here, Maddie, how do you reckon? You react?

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Speaker 4: Hopefully? She just like sort of flips out of it.

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Speaker 3: So what we're going for a flip out because we

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Speaker 3: were worried she was would be good, but what are

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Speaker 3: you going to do it?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: I think she'd be a bit upset by it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect, so so so flipp that would be good.

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Speaker 3: And I reckon to ensure a flip out, you can say,

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Speaker 3: like we so we've got.

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Speaker 1: To redo the wedding. Yeah yeah, yeah, like it needs

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Speaker 1: to be legit. And then I mean we'll I'll come

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Speaker 1: in at the right time obviusly let her know it's

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Speaker 1: a joke.

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Speaker 4: Yeah cool, cool cool. So I was just like I

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Speaker 4: was like, oh, what are you stuffed up? Like the paperwork?

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Speaker 4: You know, it's really just gonna it's thrown out sort

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Speaker 4: of like the symmetry.

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Speaker 1: Now yeah great?

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Speaker 3: And then and then so how are you are you

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Speaker 3: going to call her and go like have you spoken

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Speaker 3: to Woody?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'll just say hey wood chat Yeah, great?

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Speaker 5: A right?

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Speaker 4: Press next? Hi?

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Speaker 6: Good?

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Speaker 4: What are you doing? Not much? Just somewhere ho? Hey,

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Speaker 4: do you get a chance to give you a call today. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 4: what He's somehow stuffed up the paperwork for our marriage

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Speaker 4: and it hasn't gone through, so I don't know he's

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Speaker 4: done something wrong. It may have been a signature or something.

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Speaker 4: He didn't really explain it properly. But this contract hasn't

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Speaker 4: gone through, so he's basically going to have to do

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Speaker 4: it again.

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Speaker 5: So we're not married.

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Speaker 4: We're not currently married.

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Speaker 7: That's so weird.

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Speaker 6: I was gonna say to him, like after if he

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Speaker 6: married us, I was going to be like, hey, did

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Speaker 6: you know, did you get the paperwork through?

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Speaker 5: Like I was going to fold it up, And then

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Speaker 5: I was like, it's probably not.

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Speaker 6: Worth it, like he does this for a living, Like

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Speaker 6: I probably don't need to fold it up.

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Speaker 7: But that's so weird.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, he's well, yeah, he

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Speaker 4: stuffed it up, so basically the same is not going

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Speaker 4: to work anymore. Like, oh, that's not gonna work for

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Speaker 4: you either, So I don't know what you want to do,

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Speaker 4: Like we just like have to do the whole thing again.

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Speaker 7: So we pretty much threw a party for nothing.

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Speaker 5: I mean that was fun, but like I just think,

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Speaker 5: like you know, given like you know, obviously the symmetry

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Speaker 5: isn't everything, but like it was just being I didn't

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Speaker 5: like I didn't know what to say to you, like

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Speaker 5: whether or not I don't know like if I should

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Speaker 5: just bring it up now.

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Speaker 7: But I just feel like, do we you know, did

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Speaker 7: we rush into it? Like should we have maybe thought,

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Speaker 7: you know, is this the right thing to do? I

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Speaker 7: think like after two years together, you know, like.

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Speaker 4: What are you trying to say? What are you trying

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Speaker 4: to say?

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Speaker 5: I just think maybe, like, you know, did we kind

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Speaker 5: of rush into it? Like I think we like we

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Speaker 5: can tell about it when you get home. But I

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Speaker 5: just went maybe like is it the right thing for

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Speaker 5: me right now?

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Speaker 7: And then maybe like maybe this is a bit of a.

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Speaker 5: Blessing in disguise. Yeah, do you think it's like a

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Speaker 5: bit of a blessing in disguise?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Okay, all right, well that's a bit of

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Speaker 4: a that's a bit of a stander in the works. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And I'm like, I think, like maybe do we like

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Speaker 6: step back reevaluate after twelve months or something like is

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Speaker 6: that a better idea? Do we need to get back

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Speaker 6: and like reevaluate, like is it what we really want?

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Speaker 6: Like considering the past couple of weeks, like it's been

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Speaker 6: really rough, Like I'm like, what do we do?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well that's that's that's not that's not funny idea.

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Speaker 7: Well what do you reckon? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, no, that's yeah. This is awkward as because

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Speaker 4: like this is this is like a sort of a prank.

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Speaker 7: A prank. Why would I prank?

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Speaker 1: Like why would I prank that?

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Speaker 6: I'm not pranking at all?

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Speaker 4: No, No, as a prank from my end? What yeah,

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Speaker 4: what do you mean? Like it was with Woody? Well,

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Speaker 4: where's Woody? What's hey? Hey?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey, can you hear me? I'm so sorry. Well obviously

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Speaker 1: this will will delete that recording.

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Speaker 4: What what?

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Speaker 2: Hell?

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Speaker 1: Who you?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 7: You got me?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Your performance was so good.

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Speaker 3: The whole time listening, I was like, why isn't Matt

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Speaker 3: hanging up the phone? He's literally getting broken up with

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Speaker 3: like someone is divorcing him.

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Speaker 1: And he is leaving me on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, guys, amazing performance. The transition was amazing.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: You should have seen his face.

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Speaker 6: I just want to see his face.

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Speaker 3: Right, guys, I'll double check out that your paperwork has

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Speaker 3: gone through.

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Speaker 1: By the way, him more of.

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Speaker 5: The boys on the Full Show podcast, all on the

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Speaker 5: iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: Oh where me get your podcast