WEBVTT - Removing Dummies and Mouth Salesman

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<v Speaker 1>I would like a well done from you. Please not

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<v Speaker 1>going to happen normally. I'm very late. I'd like to argue.

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<v Speaker 2>That, Yeah, but you've fucking ghosted me since last night.

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<v Speaker 2>April's off here because we asked a question. I asked

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<v Speaker 2>you a question last night about courriers. You completely fucked and.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like stressing out, she's off.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, then you just shut you literally just exposed yourself

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<v Speaker 3>to her up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the first time I've ever gone to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and not closed the door on your household and a

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<v Speaker 1>that's she knew I was in there. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh damn, she knew what she was doing.

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<v Speaker 4>She heard how thick the stream of aws in there

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<v Speaker 4>with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie J.

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<v Speaker 2>And for the last time this year, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash changing my name next year, Big Dick. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast all about parenting. It's the good, the bad.

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<v Speaker 2>And the sweaty.

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<v Speaker 1>It is very warm.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you as soon as I shut doors. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>it was what do they call it where you're like

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<v Speaker 2>air DJ. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Before as it was setting up, Ash and I just

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<v Speaker 1>to get in the mood, put on some Hans Zimmer

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<v Speaker 1>and it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was anyone parts of the b N Pirates of parts

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<v Speaker 2>of the Pilots of the Root.

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<v Speaker 1>Pilots of the Caribbean. Quick get into the seven four seven.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Pirates of the Caribbean Medley for those listening

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<v Speaker 2>and go to the back end of that and that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sweat and thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not find anything appealing about that song. I

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<v Speaker 1>like a good deep, chunky, thick house.

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<v Speaker 2>Tune with a solid booblet.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a running to Hans Zimmer to me is like

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<v Speaker 1>running to coca melon. It does nothing I find it. Run.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to have you run, run, run, run, you

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<v Speaker 2>like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a perfect rendition of a cocoa melon.

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<v Speaker 1>And right now my kids will be like, coca melon

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<v Speaker 1>is on somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Somewhere there with that little be that goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Run run.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to have you run.

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<v Speaker 1>You stop traumatizings.

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<v Speaker 3>We could just do the whole episode record record. You

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<v Speaker 3>have to do recording, mic record.

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<v Speaker 1>Recording.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was going to say, Matt, you usually say,

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<v Speaker 2>just so everyone's aware, there's no advice given. Yes, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you got?

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<v Speaker 1>What? You actually just check that camera on me?

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<v Speaker 2>Am, I ugly, your little flicking with your hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like that. Actually it's got morphing into me.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone said, you're coming you have no hair. I'm looked

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<v Speaker 1>in for some dats next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you imagine just got like a hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Someone did say one of our posts. It's hard to

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<v Speaker 1>tell apart Ash and Matt, you are morphing into the

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<v Speaker 1>same person. I decided to keep the mustache. We went

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<v Speaker 1>to cut it last week. As we were about to

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<v Speaker 1>chop it off, I had a change of heart.

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<v Speaker 2>A tear in your eye.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't It's here, it's here. And then I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to wear a hat for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>People are really going to be like, dude, get your

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<v Speaker 2>own look. I'll allow it.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps take it as a compliment.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bit much, but you're welcome. You've got a hair.

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<v Speaker 1>What's been going on? Aside from trying to look like

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<v Speaker 1>you every day?

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<v Speaker 2>It has trying to act like me.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm starting to sound like you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>handle it. I've been drunk every day for a week.

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<v Speaker 2>You couldn't handle the head noise, my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>It has been a hard week. It's always a hard week.

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<v Speaker 1>Parenting is always hard. You have moments where this morning

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<v Speaker 1>was actually a good morning, getting out the door, the

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<v Speaker 1>kids were in a great mood. But the last few

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<v Speaker 1>days since Friday have been particularly tough because it was

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<v Speaker 1>when we were at the cricket, were with the cricket

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<v Speaker 1>on Friday together and I've got a text from Laura

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<v Speaker 1>and we've been speaking about it for a little while

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<v Speaker 1>about removing dummies from Lola, and we thought we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do it around Christmas time and play into the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that a lot of people were saying the best

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<v Speaker 1>way to do it is to say, you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>give the dummies to Santa.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh smart, that's really good. And we classic we tried that,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, is real, and we.

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<v Speaker 1>Tried to say you've got to pick cat one the

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<v Speaker 1>well done you, it's good recovery Dad ruining Christmas one everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we we tried the whole got to give

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<v Speaker 1>a dummies to Santa. Lola looked at us as we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to explain it to her and she was like, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like what the fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, you can have one of these, and you

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<v Speaker 2>have one of these and go fuck yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>She hates Santa now because we were like, Santa's going

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<v Speaker 1>to take your dummies, and.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, well he's a frick welcome to the club.

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<v Speaker 1>We're at the cricket and Laura just messaged and she said, hey, tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>tonight I've had enough, no dummies. I think what happened

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<v Speaker 1>was we all had a busy week last week. Forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to tell Laura that we were going to the cricket,

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<v Speaker 1>which we had in diary for a little while, and

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<v Speaker 1>she had a busy day at work. Kids are being

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<v Speaker 1>pretty hard. She got kicked in the face by Lola

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<v Speaker 1>in the bath and like Lola did it and laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe she and the bath too. I didn't question.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say, like to Laura, like how

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<v Speaker 1>do you even.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you? How did this physically appen? You're in

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<v Speaker 2>there like CSI can you reenact? The numbers put up

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<v Speaker 2>around it and you've got the camera and you're like.

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<v Speaker 1>How did so? How did they go? Projectory of the

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<v Speaker 1>foot would have.

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<v Speaker 2>Been set up one of those like in court reenactments,

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<v Speaker 2>just like so what you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying, Lola's a pleading innocent And the cricket finished at

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<v Speaker 1>ten thirty which meant that I missed the whole bed

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<v Speaker 1>bath love that night'sime routine. And that was the night

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<v Speaker 1>that Laura decided post being kicked in the face, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that's not on you, not on me, Bro, that

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't your call. I hate that when they call an audible.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been times where when we were like sleep training,

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<v Speaker 2>so to interrupt your story really quickly, You're looking at

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<v Speaker 2>me like, how do you fucking trupt me anywhere? Be

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<v Speaker 2>really quick when you're doing the settling right, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you go in with a plan right, and then Abral's like, oh, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>should playing April for this? But like then midway through it,

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<v Speaker 2>plans change without consulting.

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<v Speaker 1>You go to have united front.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, I think calling an audible just because you've been

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<v Speaker 2>kicked in the fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you even get kicked? Was there even a kicking?

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<v Speaker 1>Did that even happen?

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<v Speaker 2>A dog house? Now? Is that dog house for that?

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be sharing it for the next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Lua's got a blood nose in a missing tooth, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, did you even get hurt? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>She just like punched herself.

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<v Speaker 1>So she dealt with an awful night. Lola is obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with d's.

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<v Speaker 2>She walked in the other day and she she had

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<v Speaker 2>a dummy in amount.

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<v Speaker 1>She loves it, and it was getting worse. Normally trying

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<v Speaker 1>to keep it to dummies for bedtime, but she just

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<v Speaker 1>walking around.

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<v Speaker 2>She just DayWalker with it.

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<v Speaker 1>She was into it. So Friday awful. Saturday was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>She like, I think she was just so tired. She

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<v Speaker 1>literally she screamed till eleven o'clock. Like I got home

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<v Speaker 1>as she fell asleep, and I was like, she sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like she's been fine, don't say that. But then Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>just big emotions, big emotions. Can I forget that? For

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<v Speaker 1>so long her entire life, anytime she'd have a meltdown,

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<v Speaker 1>we just go have a dummy. It's like dealing with

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<v Speaker 1>someone who's a heroin addict.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever that was dressed down, drunk last week. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's getting worse withdraw its shaken.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, she doesn't know what to do, she doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what she wants. She's now kind of shifted. She was

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with just like bringing in her toys into the cot.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like, sure, we can like shift the addiction to toys.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was in bed with all these toys, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, what the fuck am I doing? Then

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<v Speaker 1>she was throwing the toys out, and then she was

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, dude, flipping out. And then she's passed on

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<v Speaker 1>the addiction now to warm water. We got her off

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<v Speaker 1>the bottle with milk. We now give a warm water.

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<v Speaker 2>That was her routine, and now she just sucks on

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<v Speaker 2>the bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>Now she's like, now she'll like guzzle the water. And

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<v Speaker 1>then she's like, moh, it's the sucking. It's the same. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But then issue is she pisses herself in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the night because she has four bottles of water

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<v Speaker 1>plus a couple of times in the middle of the night,

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<v Speaker 1>if she wakes up, I'll just give them a water.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's now pissing herself.

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<v Speaker 2>Heard of water poisoning.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't put that in my head. I don't need that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of stress right now. Why the fuck would you

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Have you ever heard of killing your child

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<v Speaker 1>too much warm water at bedtime?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? I spooped ap with this too, because there was

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<v Speaker 2>something on the news about a lady who got water poisoning,

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<v Speaker 2>who drank X amount of water in a certain amount

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<v Speaker 2>of times water poisoning and she died.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, come on, you're better than that. I am.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what are you watching sky news? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need that kind of stress.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so anyway, guzzling.

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<v Speaker 1>No, So well, she's still alive, thanks, Ash. So I've

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<v Speaker 1>managed to poison my child with too much water, but

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<v Speaker 1>we've now cut down. We have cut down the water,

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<v Speaker 1>so fear not, Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>We're working on it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're working on it. But it's hard because up until

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<v Speaker 1>now she has been like you put her down, you

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<v Speaker 1>would give her the dummy, give her the bottle of

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<v Speaker 1>warm water, close the door, boom boom.

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<v Speaker 2>That was it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like Laura and I would hire five happy

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<v Speaker 1>days now and then because she's screaming at nighttime and

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<v Speaker 1>she's up so late, she wakes up early. She's moody

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<v Speaker 1>all day.

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<v Speaker 2>So send her off to kindy and she's someone else's proper.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. Like it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's half the transition.

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<v Speaker 1>Like do you Ash?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>You ash?

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<v Speaker 2>Like my kids been obsessed with dummies there if you

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<v Speaker 2>killed the.

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<v Speaker 1>Child with too much water, Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, also too many toys in there that could suffocate.

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<v Speaker 2>You're really put this kid in danger anyway. Look, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel your paint because it's never easy when their whole

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<v Speaker 2>life they've relied on something for the tough times, at

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<v Speaker 2>sad times, the angry times, of the moody times, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're just like, you've also relied on it too in someone.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be like if someone said to you, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't masturbate anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've actually taken an oath's not to masturbate it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not true at all as you've reconceived it.

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<v Speaker 2>And thirty five this morning, poor little chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're trying to be patient, trying to be patient.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep us updated on that. I'm sure by this well

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<v Speaker 2>I will. But hey, last episode, last episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry guys, you will find out next year what a cliffhanger.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's all we got talking about. You'll find out

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<v Speaker 2>next year. How LOL is going with that?

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<v Speaker 1>We're saying drunk, except actually she's going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Start stuck in a thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she will.

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<v Speaker 2>He's going to will.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going to be like, you know, part of the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mentioned a couple of weeks ago

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<v Speaker 1>that she doesn't like one dummy, she likes four in

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<v Speaker 1>bed with her. And we've lost so many dummies that

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the house. We've had to rebuy more dummies. We've

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<v Speaker 1>got fucking dummies in every nook and cranny in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>You get like a dummy rash or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I never got that. One thing I always regret

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<v Speaker 1>is not getting a dummy attachment.

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<v Speaker 2>Like so when it falls off, Yeah, I should have

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<v Speaker 2>got that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we have so many dummies. A house is like

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<v Speaker 1>a dummy graveyard. So in the morning, she'll sit on

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<v Speaker 1>the couch and pull out a dummy from behind the

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<v Speaker 1>cushion and she's like, oh, look another dummy, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>give it back.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got to me. She's like, waiting for your leave room, She's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this Actually this was her ploy the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I know the dummy is going to run

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<v Speaker 1>out sooner or later, so I'll stock pile of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And lost it, lost it.

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<v Speaker 1>As we leave her room, she's just whipping them out

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<v Speaker 1>behind the cushion.

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<v Speaker 2>The people have moved into your old house, just lodged

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<v Speaker 2>in different places. Yeah, great, hey smart.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually we'll keep.

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<v Speaker 2>Us updated on that. Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you, mate? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'm gonna have to dig someone again, not you

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<v Speaker 2>this time. You know how much you know how I

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<v Speaker 2>feel about dentists.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't like dentists.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you refer to the mass mouth salesman. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they've struck again. Well they've tried to strike again. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you Oscar went to the dentist for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time. He's four and a half. Cong congratulations. No

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<v Speaker 2>that's not right. No, no, anyway, so he was saying

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks back, he was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like he must have bit down on something and

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<v Speaker 2>fell to tooth. And he was like, oh, my tooth A

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<v Speaker 2>bit hurts, right, but it doesn't bother him like regularly, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And we're like, what is it? He can see he's

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<v Speaker 2>got like a little needs of a little like a feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Keeping in mind their baby teeth, I never thought people

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<v Speaker 2>were like, has your kid been going to the he's

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<v Speaker 2>going to lose those teeth. No, don't need to go

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<v Speaker 2>to the dentists. Those teeth are temporary teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a very valid point, very valid.

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<v Speaker 2>He grew them, they fall out, he'll grow new ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Adult teeth, very important, very important.

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<v Speaker 2>It was different if it was like, this is an

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<v Speaker 2>adult tooth, I'd be like, oh my god. Whatever. However,

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<v Speaker 2>people act yet to be there. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>I would act. Let's figure that out down the track.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was like, oh, and you could clearly see,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, but it wasn't bothering unless he accidentally

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<v Speaker 2>bit it or bit down too hard on it. And

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<v Speaker 2>still like, even though we've been to the dentist, nothing's

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<v Speaker 2>changed as yet. Still because it's not bothering him that

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<v Speaker 2>much anyway, So a couple of times he was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually hurting. So April took him to the dentist

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, freaked out because it was a dentist

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<v Speaker 2>and the guys like open his mouth. Oscar couldn't quite

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<v Speaker 2>comprehend what was going on. He was like like, as

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<v Speaker 2>you can imagine a four and a half year old, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Quite a situation for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can imagine all the lights and stuff. So

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<v Speaker 2>he had to see it on April's lap. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently he didn't go that bad. I thought it would

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<v Speaker 2>have gone way worse. But the thing that shipited me, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, their baby teeth, they're gonna fall out. They're temporary.

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<v Speaker 1>Once he got like a gold cap on it or something.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, they were like, oh, oh okay, Oh this

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<v Speaker 2>is bad.

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<v Speaker 1>This is bad to put him down.

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<v Speaker 2>No, They're like, okay, so what we need to do

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<v Speaker 2>is we need to get him back in. First of all,

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<v Speaker 2>he's already there. Just do what he needs to do

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<v Speaker 2>while he's there. Get him back in.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a physio like we needed for four

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<v Speaker 1>more sessions to.

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<v Speaker 2>Fill it up with what good question? Fill it up,

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<v Speaker 2>and then after it come back and get a crown?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck? What a crown?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How badly?

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen hundred bucks? Mouth salesman.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't there. A April was like, oh okay, Like

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<v Speaker 2>we'll go and we'll rebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't do it in the moment, you're taking what they're

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<v Speaker 1>saying is gospel, and you're like, well, man, question every damn.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, how did you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, how did you get to that prime? Grab

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<v Speaker 1>a little mirror and you're like give me a look, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>looks fine, get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's like with me and the dentist. I went

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<v Speaker 2>to the dentist that, oh, you need a root now,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh no, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I was like, fill it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be on my way. That was eight years ago, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>same tooth, completely fine. Haven't had an issue with it since,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean extreme pain. I've been over this in another episode.

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<v Speaker 2>But if go back and listen, if you don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm talking about. And I did get some flak

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<v Speaker 2>from some dentists. I called the math mechanics. That's all

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<v Speaker 2>they are, because no one knows what's going on in

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<v Speaker 2>there unless you're a dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the deal with Oscar?

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<v Speaker 2>They can just suffer like me in pain because the

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<v Speaker 2>teeth kind of fall so that's right. They were like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably not going to fall out till it's like seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Bullshit, dude, not my watch.

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<v Speaker 2>But he hasn't complained about it since it's there. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, should we go? I'm like, not that

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<v Speaker 2>salesman's got you hooked.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they just mouth Actually, do you know what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You or your kids both both.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is the best act of salesmanship I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost got me. We're going all crowns must go, but

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<v Speaker 1>do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know also go on sorry before you do, go onto

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<v Speaker 2>your story. Do you know what the dentist called it

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<v Speaker 2>to really hook oscaring as a kid, he called it

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<v Speaker 2>a Transformers too. Oh my, you motherfucker you were.

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<v Speaker 1>That's evil.

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<v Speaker 2>How dare you try and sell to my son?

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<v Speaker 1>Calculated? Now? He wants it, money hungry, how he wants it.

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<v Speaker 2>I't even asked for it for Christmas, like you, fucking

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<v Speaker 2>stupid mouth salesman. Anyway, I'm an anti dentite, as Jerry Simon,

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<v Speaker 2>as Kramer from Seinfeld would say, he's just a dentist, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You're an anti dentite. I am not an anti dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>You're our rabbit.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to you? Matt?

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<v Speaker 1>Previously? I have gone against your opinion on the dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>I was all for the dentist industry. However, talk about

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<v Speaker 1>them being very calculated sales men and women. I was

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<v Speaker 1>coming back from swimming lessons, going through the shopping center

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a fairy standing there in the shopping center,

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<v Speaker 1>dressed head to toe in the most beautiful fairy dress

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<v Speaker 1>you've ever seen. And can you imagine? Can you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>what it was like for my kids coming face to face.

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<v Speaker 1>They are obsessed with fairies. But it wasn't any old

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<v Speaker 1>fairy ash. It was the tooth fairy and they were

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<v Speaker 1>offering free toothbrushes. Fairy toothbrushes genius. Guess how you with

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<v Speaker 1>the sight of business card and to get it you

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<v Speaker 1>had to book in for an appointment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they can't keep getting away with it. Book next year.

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<v Speaker 2>We are starting it.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to riot.

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<v Speaker 2>We're starting a campaign. Enough enough parents against dentists.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a union. And enough of that flu ride in

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<v Speaker 1>the water as well. We don't need it.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a bunch of boomers.

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<v Speaker 1>I book the appointment.

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<v Speaker 2>Long story shot is my kids heaven is.

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<v Speaker 1>We've talked lately about a few meltdowns that I've been facing. Previously,

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<v Speaker 1>they've been my children being told they're not twins, their

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<v Speaker 1>sisters meltdown.

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<v Speaker 2>Meltdown. That was cool, Maley.

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<v Speaker 1>The RSL couldn't play the Pokey's meltdown. I understand, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, I can't be the only one here dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with these horrendous meltdowns.

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<v Speaker 2>And as we know, Matt, there's no more budgetes segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes at the moment for this episode. So the

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<v Speaker 2>last episode of the Y and we wanted to try

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<v Speaker 2>something new. We haven't got a jingle yet.

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<v Speaker 1>We're working on the jingle jingles take a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time to put together.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a few. I had one the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the final meltdown, No, and it's the finale.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll come to me. But it was like, that's genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Ash damn it. I was driving, so I couldn't rite

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<v Speaker 2>down anyway. So we thought maybe next year we introduced

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<v Speaker 2>a new segment. We'll bring lives back here and there.

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<v Speaker 2>But we have a segment we might sell to budget.

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<v Speaker 1>We need the money.

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<v Speaker 2>We need those dentist bills, you know, the most ridiculous tantrum.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we go into the ones that have been submitted.

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<v Speaker 1>I did have a meltdown last night.

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<v Speaker 2>You personally, Laura's already called me and told me it's

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, no again.

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<v Speaker 1>I had zero patients last night. Obviously dealing with the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that Lola's very emotional. We thought it was a

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<v Speaker 1>last day that Laura's dad was going to be with.

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<v Speaker 2>Us, staying with you.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still alive, still alive.

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<v Speaker 2>The man's old. Okay, be very specific.

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<v Speaker 1>He's alive and well. But we thought, I know we've

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<v Speaker 1>been going to the RSEL a lot lately, but we

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<v Speaker 1>thought we'll go for a quick swim at the beach

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<v Speaker 1>and then we'll go and have dinner at the RSL.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah beautiful love that schooner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Stonewood five bucks on special mate Happy Hour. So

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the RSL and one of the hardest

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<v Speaker 1>things about RSL's at the moment is that they're doing

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of raffles. This is like big hampers that

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<v Speaker 1>you can win. And at the RSEL at Icebergs there

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<v Speaker 1>was a thousand dollars worth of toys.

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<v Speaker 2>A thousand's only one hundred dollars ones an hour. And

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<v Speaker 2>also arise Icebergs.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks over on the beautiful beach. Shit on me

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<v Speaker 1>for where am I meant to go? It's walking distance

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<v Speaker 1>from my house mate. I can't help it that I

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<v Speaker 1>live next to the earth.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not giving away toys, they're asking for.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was this table on display the most incredible

0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:07.280
<v Speaker 1>collection of toys you've ever seen, just as everything from

0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:10.520
<v Speaker 1>like Mickey Mouse dolls. There was like scooters, there was

0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:13.000
<v Speaker 1>a bike, there was helmets, there was like everything, haul

0:21:13.040 --> 0:21:16.359
<v Speaker 1>of hoops. We walk in there and Marley's just like,

0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:21.040
<v Speaker 1>holy shit, you're asking for it. And she even goes

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<v Speaker 1>to climb up on the table, and I'm like, oh, moh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that's that's a prize, and she's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want it, freaking out. And I thought, look, we'll buy

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<v Speaker 1>you some raffle tickets. Okay, we'll get ten raffle tickets.

0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:36.680
<v Speaker 1>So we bought them, wanting to win this hamper of toys.

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<v Speaker 1>And they say, hey, the the first ticket that gets

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<v Speaker 1>announced wins all the toys. Okay. So they're saying it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be drawn in five minutes. Everyone's like putting

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<v Speaker 1>their meal to one side. We get all the tickets

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<v Speaker 1>laid out on the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Get this, you want, get this?

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<v Speaker 1>We want?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you didn't a leg of ham yeah, hand for

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<v Speaker 2>a month. Kids, it's just as good. And I can

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<v Speaker 2>imagine the.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, dude. So we had orange tickets and

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<v Speaker 1>the first one was like blue C seven and we

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<v Speaker 1>said to my I'm so sorry, Marley, we hadn't won, dude, unbelievable. Meuntdown.

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<v Speaker 1>And to make it worse, it was a table next

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<v Speaker 1>to us who won. And so they're there like kids

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<v Speaker 1>are like, oh my god, it's a Christmas morning for them.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got the table is stacked full of toys. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>the next next one they call out is our ticket,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like Marley, and she's like, what have I won?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Ham.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes out there, dude, and they give her a

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<v Speaker 1>leg of hand full leg massivelyless massive, like a four

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<v Speaker 1>kilo leg.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing. How did you carry that?

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<v Speaker 1>And she dragged it back to the table in tears.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, that's understandable, that's not ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was happy to it. I was like, you happy,

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<v Speaker 1>this is great. I'm just saved a heap of money.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's from Lucas Butcher's one of the best butchers

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<v Speaker 1>in FRONTI.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, to be honest, that's not ridiculous. But they

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<v Speaker 2>need to understand that you can't get everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what we did though? Actually we thought

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<v Speaker 1>this is a really important life lesson. When we stood

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<v Speaker 1>there back at our table with the leg of Ham,

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<v Speaker 1>and the table next to us had all of these toys,

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<v Speaker 1>and Marley's flipping out, screaming like wailing that one of

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<v Speaker 1>the parents said, hey, look, does she want to take

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<v Speaker 1>one of these toys? And I said no, absolutely, no chance.

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<v Speaker 1>And Molly was like, Mally kind of she's so cluey.

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<v Speaker 1>She heard it, and she was like, Daddy, can I

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<v Speaker 1>grab one? And the parent as well was like grab

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<v Speaker 1>one of them here like no, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I want one?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought, she needs to realize that you can't

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<v Speaker 1>win everything in life, can not win everything.

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<v Speaker 2>What would it be like a participation toys?

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<v Speaker 1>Yah? And she was like, it's not fair. Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>I win? Because you're not the main character every time, Maley,

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<v Speaker 1>life is not fair, main character. You need to learn that.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's go to some of the listener ones because

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<v Speaker 2>we both put a call out.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got some good ones, We've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Some great ones. I've got one for you first. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so this one we're giving names. Nah. This is from

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<v Speaker 2>missus Missus Swain. I don't know. I don't know. That's

0:24:27.240 --> 0:24:29.199
<v Speaker 2>a handle. It's on Instagram, so just don't know. My

0:24:29.320 --> 0:24:31.760
<v Speaker 2>daughter was so mad that I emptied the bath water.

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<v Speaker 2>She stood in the bath shit and then stopped it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>My other one is this is from Kerry Hunt. My

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<v Speaker 2>best friend's two year old had a meltdown because she

0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:57.359
<v Speaker 2>wanted more than two eyes. Very reasonable anyway, ridiculous, re ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you got for me?

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<v Speaker 1>This one is from Ashley and she says My two

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<v Speaker 1>year old with exceptionally clear vocabulary, was at the pools

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<v Speaker 1>and there was an older lady getting dressed and he

0:25:10.280 --> 0:25:15.800
<v Speaker 1>was loudly yelling that he could see her vagina. And

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<v Speaker 1>I told him that he can't stare at people getting dressed,

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<v Speaker 1>and he lay down, started to scream and had a tantrum,

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<v Speaker 1>saying that he wanted to see her boobies.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like ash, sounds like something I would do.

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<v Speaker 1>This one is from mel. She says that her daughter

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<v Speaker 1>was having a full on meltdown because she couldn't put

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<v Speaker 1>on her jumper hood but there was no hood. I

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<v Speaker 1>even took a photo to show her there was no

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<v Speaker 1>hood on the jumper, and she still had a tantrum.

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<v Speaker 2>What is wrong with them?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's good to know. Actually, you know, we love

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<v Speaker 1>early educators, love them.

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<v Speaker 2>We love them, big fans of dentists, doctors.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got one from here because she says, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any kids, but I work in childcare. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>this morning a little girl had an exorcism because she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to have a white plate for lunch. But

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<v Speaker 1>we've only ever had white plates at the daycare.

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<v Speaker 2>It's wrong with them. I'll never ever work them out.

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<v Speaker 2>Just when you think you've got it worked out, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>be like throw They will throw a spammer. They like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know in that what's that movie with Adam Sandler.

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<v Speaker 1>And he adopts that kid big no, no daddy, big daddy,

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<v Speaker 1>big daddy. There we go, look at us working things out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like.

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<v Speaker 2>They just like when they're throwing sticks at the rollerbladers.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm cruising along and then you Toddler throws a stick out.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, yeah, yeah, one thing that's getting to work

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<v Speaker 1>out right now in our household, and surely every every

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:06.919
<v Speaker 1>household with Toddler's in it is saying this at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>is you behave right now? Or I'm calling Santa?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's that's We've got the Santa hierarchy. So

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:19.240
<v Speaker 2>it goes I'll tell Popper Popper reports directly into Sanda

0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:23.640
<v Speaker 2>direct line. So it goes from you to me, from

0:27:23.680 --> 0:27:26.399
<v Speaker 2>me to Popper, Popper to Santa.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever threatened to call Santa direct?

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I might use that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll skip Popper.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'll skip the chain of command.

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll do that. Except when we've done that, Marley's like,

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<v Speaker 1>why is Santa always watching? She's like, I want him

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<v Speaker 1>out of my head? And I was like, yeah, this

0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:46.640
<v Speaker 1>is like sand's a bit of a hey. To wrap

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<v Speaker 1>things up, we should end things on some listener questions.

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<v Speaker 2>We should do you want to go first?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Okay, fire away?

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<v Speaker 2>What have you got for me?

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<v Speaker 1>This question is guys love the podcast. Thanks for the feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>Really appreciate that I just made. I just made that up.

0:28:03.200 --> 0:28:05.719
<v Speaker 1>I just made. I thought we just we need it,

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<v Speaker 1>We needed a little Yeah, did you see me panic?

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<v Speaker 1>As I was making that story up, You're looking at me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I'm like, where are you reading this?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I thought you Yeah, I thought you needed that.

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<v Speaker 1>But she says, how many times do your kids fart?

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<v Speaker 1>And I reckon It's a lot, because my god, you

0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:22.920
<v Speaker 1>are gassy.

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:28.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm one gassy man sometimes sometimes I'm always gassy. That

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<v Speaker 2>farther led out before you let out. We start the

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<v Speaker 2>rusty change.

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<v Speaker 1>It went on for at least thirty seconds, at least.

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<v Speaker 1>Goude Oscar is he a fighter or Macy? Is sheer Farer?

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<v Speaker 2>Both both farters? Macy much more.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Yeah, but she just like sheould just be a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Like this morning she's sitting on the stairs over there

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 2>and she's like and I was like, excuse me, did

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:59.160
<v Speaker 2>you farty? She's like, yeah, I blame Oscar for all

0:28:59.160 --> 0:28:59.600
<v Speaker 2>of mine.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's pretty bad. And kids farts because I told

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<v Speaker 3>you that story where he was like, look, even gonna

0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:08.880
<v Speaker 3>fart and then you shot himself to carry him upstairs.

0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 2>So he still does that.

0:29:10.520 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>And kids farts, they stay. They are horrendous. Man, I

0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 1>told you about Marley fighting on me, like she is nonstar.

0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:22.240
<v Speaker 2>If Oscar farts on me, that's the end of him.

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<v Speaker 2>Your question, yes, Matthew, my question to you, and I

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:29.120
<v Speaker 2>think it's a listener question. It's actually not my question.

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<v Speaker 2>I lied, it's a question to us both. But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to ask you what's your go to cheap meals

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<v Speaker 2>for your kids or even you.

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<v Speaker 1>That you share with the kids't I'll start with the

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<v Speaker 1>expensive mealers. I my daughters will have lobster They're actually like.

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<v Speaker 2>You, would you like a chicken parmy? No, I want

0:29:54.240 --> 0:29:57.200
<v Speaker 2>one of those egg plant parmies please, with chicken on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually they actually the lobster spring roll.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. When I get a lobster tail, do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to side the side of lobster tail, side

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<v Speaker 2>of cavear. I want to start of caviar, but then

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<v Speaker 2>on the side of that cavear, I want another lobster tail.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an RSL mate. I'm not going to Iceberg's dining. RSL.

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<v Speaker 2>You just yeah, I think you're covering this up. You're

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<v Speaker 2>going to ask, but.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going. But the one meal that Marley and

0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Lalla love more than anything else is chops.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and it's not cheat.

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<v Speaker 1>So expensive and now they've just like they'll have like

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<v Speaker 1>two nibbles and they'll discard it. So I'm eating the

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 1>chops off the floor because I don't want to waste

0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 1>the money. They're so expensive, like fifty bucks of kilo.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even going to introduce chops into my house

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't have a chopped budget.

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 1>But what they love to eat, and this is something

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<v Speaker 1>that I was given by my mum, who was very poor,

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<v Speaker 1>is past the ham and cheese. I must have cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>So just break that down for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Shot pasta ham them cheese. Correct, that's right, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>past ham, cheese, cheese. Normally I would just.

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<v Speaker 2>Go like a you got that four kilo ham, mate.

0:31:06.080 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, and that'd be and then we serve that

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<v Speaker 1>with lobster tail.

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<v Speaker 2>On the start with caviar and the best prosecco we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy fast, ham and cheese. I can't believe. Wait, why

0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:20.200
<v Speaker 1>are you struggling to comprehend this meal?

0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Pasta?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Correct? Chopped up ham? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Now I need to I'm a visual.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a visual.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to a photo?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have one?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, next time, all right, so let me just let

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:37.719
<v Speaker 2>me just brought my head around, please past pasta.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally we'll go like a penne penne, maybe spaghetti. I

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:44.160
<v Speaker 1>never done bow tie, although that would go down well.

0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Penne is actually quite difficult for the girls. But Laura,

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 1>she's always advocating for a penne Terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Loves a bit of pasta, ham and cheese as well.

0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Laura does, mate, honestly cook it. It's delicious. Okay, that's

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:56.160
<v Speaker 1>really good.

0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 2>This is why. And made about a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>the like parmesha sauce.

0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 1>You know, if they want sauce, it's tomato sauce my mind.

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:10.040
<v Speaker 2>And then just like a cheese, grated.

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Cheese, so with pasta comes out, it's cooked. I can't

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:15.040
<v Speaker 1>believe it's still talking about pasta, ham and cheese. I'm intrigued.

0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 1>So the pasta comes out cooked as the pasta is

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:20.960
<v Speaker 1>still hot, will sprinkle over just some like some cheddar mozzarella,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever's in the fridge.

0:32:22.480 --> 0:32:24.720
<v Speaker 2>You got more than one tople cheese in your fridge, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just put some cabon bear and some bri on there.

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<v Speaker 2>I got some aged parmesan. It's about three thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>to killo because think we got that free ham. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wirty now I visualized it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was pasta ham with ham.

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<v Speaker 2>And then.

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<v Speaker 1>Sauce. If you want to put it, will put the

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<v Speaker 1>ingredients in the show notes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a cooking video cook with that's actually when we

0:32:56.120 --> 0:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>bring out a cookbook Fast Cheese twelve different ways. My

0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:13.800
<v Speaker 2>go to meal is toast, So how that goes, it's bread, toasted, butter.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on slower, slower, right down.

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Topping on top of that is really dealer's choice. You

0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:23.000
<v Speaker 2>could go honey, you could go jam lovely, you go

0:33:23.080 --> 0:33:26.240
<v Speaker 2>peanut butter and tell her we're not made of money

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Mi caa or loves anyway, So toasts are go to.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of bread are we talking white bread like

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<v Speaker 1>a sour dough. I was joking. I was joking, Ash.

0:33:42.280 --> 0:33:44.760
<v Speaker 2>You did loafa sourdo the other day and you left

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:47.080
<v Speaker 2>the bag open and it was clearly going stale. I

0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:51.000
<v Speaker 2>left it out of spite and I was like, what

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:51.800
<v Speaker 2>are these people.

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<v Speaker 1>Just throwing around? I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas at the Johnson's this year is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>boogie pasta ham and che on that, Matthew. Yes, it

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<v Speaker 2>has been a wild ride.

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<v Speaker 1>An incredible year. Yes, one to remember.

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<v Speaker 2>We would like to wish a happy and Mary, however

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<v Speaker 2>you want to say it in your family Christmas and

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<v Speaker 2>fruitful New Year, fruitful, happy, healthy, full of tantrums, new

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<v Speaker 2>year together through next year. We will be back when.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're going to have the first two weeks

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<v Speaker 1>off in January.

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<v Speaker 2>It's super excessive.

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<v Speaker 1>The first episode back will be the seventeenth of Jesus. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>why where are you going in a holiday? Mate? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just be here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just be sat right here waiting for you to

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<v Speaker 2>come back, to.

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<v Speaker 1>Break from you. So yeah, so we'll go back on

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<v Speaker 1>the seventeenth. Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Merry Christmas,

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<v Speaker 1>Merry Christmas and just all that shit. Thank you, for

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<v Speaker 1>those who have just joined us, and also a huge

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for those who have been with us from

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<v Speaker 1>the very start. From episode one, Daddy wants a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Without you guys, we wouldn't have this friendship because if

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<v Speaker 1>we lost the listeners, Ash and I wouldn't hang out

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<v Speaker 1>yeah where, this wouldn't happen. I wouldn't drive out to

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<v Speaker 1>Worry would every second week.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't drive out to Pond. So every time I

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<v Speaker 2>go there it costs me like two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You are our listeners, of the glue that keeps his

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<v Speaker 1>friendship together.

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<v Speaker 2>Good to know, but you are slowly morphing into me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually looking at a house down the.

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<v Speaker 2>Road because I'm moving to North Pond. Yes, that's all

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<v Speaker 2>from us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all from us, Thank you, goodbye. Two Doting Dad's

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<v Speaker 1>podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and

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<v Speaker 1>the connections to land, see and community.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 2>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Island

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<v Speaker 2>a people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadgle Land