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Speaker 2: That, Yeah, but you've fucking ghosted me since last night.

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Speaker 2: April's off here because we asked a question. I asked

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Speaker 1: She's like stressing out, she's off.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, then you just shut you literally just exposed yourself

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Speaker 1: That's the first time I've ever gone to the bathroom

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Speaker 4: She heard how thick the stream of aws in there

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie J.

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Speaker 2: And for the last time this year, I am.

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Speaker 1: Ash changing my name next year, Big Dick. This is

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Speaker 1: a podcast all about parenting. It's the good, the bad.

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Speaker 2: And the sweaty.

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Speaker 1: It is very warm.

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Speaker 2: I told you as soon as I shut doors. Also,

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Speaker 2: it was what do they call it where you're like

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Speaker 2: air DJ. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Before as it was setting up, Ash and I just

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Speaker 1: to get in the mood, put on some Hans Zimmer

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Speaker 2: Was anyone parts of the b N Pirates of parts

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Speaker 1: Pilots of the Caribbean. Quick get into the seven four seven.

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Speaker 2: It's the Pirates of the Caribbean Medley for those listening

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Speaker 2: and go to the back end of that and that.

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Speaker 1: I do not find anything appealing about that song. I

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Speaker 2: Tune with a solid booblet.

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Speaker 1: You're a running to Hans Zimmer to me is like

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Speaker 1: running to coca melon. It does nothing I find it. Run.

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Speaker 2: You've got to have you run, run, run, run, you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it's like.

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Speaker 2: That was a perfect rendition of a cocoa melon.

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Speaker 1: And right now my kids will be like, coca melon

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Speaker 1: is on somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Somewhere there with that little be that goes.

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Speaker 1: Run run.

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Speaker 2: You have to have you run.

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Speaker 1: You stop traumatizings.

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Speaker 3: We could just do the whole episode record record. You

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say, Matt, you usually say,

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Speaker 2: just so everyone's aware, there's no advice given. Yes, what

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Speaker 1: What? You actually just check that camera on me?

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Speaker 2: Am, I ugly, your little flicking with your hair.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. Actually it's got morphing into me.

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Speaker 1: Someone said, you're coming you have no hair. I'm looked

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Speaker 1: Someone did say one of our posts. It's hard to

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Speaker 1: It has been a hard week. It's always a hard week.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I think calling an audible just because you've been

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Speaker 1: Don't put that in my head. I don't need that

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Speaker 2: We're working on it.

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Speaker 1: We're working on it. But it's hard because up until

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Speaker 1: now she has been like you put her down, you

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Speaker 2: That was it.

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Speaker 1: It was like Laura and I would hire five happy

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Speaker 2: So send her off to kindy and she's someone else's proper.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. Like it's

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Speaker 1: Like do you Ash?

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Speaker 1: You ash?

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Speaker 2: Like my kids been obsessed with dummies there if you

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Speaker 1: Child with too much water, Ash.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, also too many toys in there that could suffocate.

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Speaker 1: It would be like if someone said to you, you

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Speaker 2: And thirty five this morning, poor little chicken.

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Speaker 2: And that's all we got talking about. You'll find out

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Speaker 2: He's going to will.

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Speaker 2: Like so when it falls off, Yeah, I should have

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Speaker 2: She's got to me. She's like, waiting for your leave room, She's.

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Speaker 1: Like this Actually this was her ploy the whole time.

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Speaker 1: As we leave her room, she's just whipping them out

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Speaker 2: The people have moved into your old house, just lodged

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Speaker 1: Actually we'll keep.

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Speaker 2: Us updated on that. Matt.

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Speaker 1: How are you, mate? What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Look, I'm gonna have to dig someone again, not you

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Speaker 2: this time. You know how much you know how I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't like dentists.

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Speaker 2: What do you refer to the mass mouth salesman. Yes,

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Speaker 2: they've struck again. Well they've tried to strike again. But

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you Oscar went to the dentist for the

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Speaker 2: And we're like, what is it? He can see he's

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Speaker 2: Keeping in mind their baby teeth, I never thought people

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Speaker 2: going to lose those teeth. No, don't need to go

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Speaker 2: to the dentists. Those teeth are temporary teeth.

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Speaker 1: That's a very valid point, very valid.

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Speaker 2: He grew them, they fall out, he'll grow new ones.

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Speaker 2: It was different if it was like, this is an

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Speaker 2: So he was like, oh, and you could clearly see,

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Speaker 2: still like, even though we've been to the dentist, nothing's

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Speaker 2: changed as yet. Still because it's not bothering him that

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Speaker 2: it's actually hurting. So April took him to the dentist

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Speaker 2: and the guys like open his mouth. Oscar couldn't quite

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Speaker 2: comprehend what was going on. He was like like, as

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Speaker 1: Quite a situation for the first time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can imagine all the lights and stuff. So

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Speaker 2: he had to see it on April's lap. That's fine.

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Speaker 2: Apparently he didn't go that bad. I thought it would

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Speaker 2: have gone way worse. But the thing that shipited me, Like,

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Speaker 2: I said, their baby teeth, they're gonna fall out. They're temporary.

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Speaker 1: Once he got like a gold cap on it or something.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, they were like, oh, oh okay, Oh this

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Speaker 1: This is bad to put him down.

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Speaker 2: No, They're like, okay, so what we need to do

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Speaker 2: is we need to get him back in. First of all,

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Speaker 2: he's already there. Just do what he needs to do

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Speaker 1: This is like a physio like we needed for four

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Speaker 2: Fill it up with what good question? Fill it up,

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Speaker 2: and then after it come back and get a crown?

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Speaker 1: Fuck? What a crown?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How badly?

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Speaker 2: Fifteen hundred bucks? Mouth salesman.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so what did you say?

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Speaker 2: I wasn't there. A April was like, oh okay, Like

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Speaker 1: Didn't do it in the moment, you're taking what they're

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Speaker 1: You're like, how did you get to that prime? Grab

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Speaker 1: a little mirror and you're like give me a look, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: looks fine, get out of here.

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Speaker 2: Well that's like with me and the dentist. I went

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I was like, fill it up.

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Speaker 2: I'll be on my way. That was eight years ago, dude,

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Speaker 2: same tooth, completely fine. Haven't had an issue with it since,

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Speaker 2: I mean extreme pain. I've been over this in another episode.

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Speaker 2: But if go back and listen, if you don't know

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Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. And I did get some flak

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Speaker 2: from some dentists. I called the math mechanics. That's all

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Speaker 2: they are, because no one knows what's going on in

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Speaker 1: So what's the deal with Oscar?

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Speaker 2: They can just suffer like me in pain because the

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Speaker 2: it's probably not going to fall out till it's like seven.

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Speaker 1: Bullshit, dude, not my watch.

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Speaker 2: But he hasn't complained about it since it's there. I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, should we go? I'm like, not that

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Speaker 2: salesman's got you hooked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they just mouth Actually, do you know what happened

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Speaker 1: to me? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You or your kids both both.

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Speaker 1: So this is the best act of salesmanship I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: Almost got me. We're going all crowns must go, but

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Speaker 2: Know also go on sorry before you do, go onto

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Speaker 2: your story. Do you know what the dentist called it

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Speaker 2: to really hook oscaring as a kid, he called it

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Speaker 2: a Transformers too. Oh my, you motherfucker you were.

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Speaker 1: That's evil.

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Speaker 2: How dare you try and sell to my son?

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Speaker 1: Calculated? Now? He wants it, money hungry, how he wants it.

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Speaker 2: I't even asked for it for Christmas, like you, fucking

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Speaker 2: stupid mouth salesman. Anyway, I'm an anti dentite, as Jerry Simon,

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Speaker 2: as Kramer from Seinfeld would say, he's just a dentist, and.

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Speaker 1: You're an anti dentite. I am not an anti dentist.

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Speaker 1: You're our rabbit.

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Speaker 2: What happened to you? Matt?

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Speaker 1: Previously? I have gone against your opinion on the dentist.

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Speaker 1: I was all for the dentist industry. However, talk about

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Speaker 1: them being very calculated sales men and women. I was

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Speaker 1: and there was a fairy standing there in the shopping center,

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Speaker 1: dressed head to toe in the most beautiful fairy dress

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Speaker 1: you've ever seen. And can you imagine? Can you imagine

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Speaker 1: They are obsessed with fairies. But it wasn't any old

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Speaker 1: fairy ash. It was the tooth fairy and they were

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Speaker 1: offering free toothbrushes. Fairy toothbrushes genius. Guess how you with

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Speaker 1: the sight of business card and to get it you

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Speaker 1: had to book in for an appointment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't keep getting away with it. Book next year.

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Speaker 2: We are starting it.

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Speaker 1: We need to riot.

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Speaker 2: We're starting a campaign. Enough enough parents against dentists.

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Speaker 1: It's a union. And enough of that flu ride in

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Speaker 1: the water as well. We don't need it.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a bunch of boomers.

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Speaker 1: I book the appointment.

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Speaker 2: Long story shot is my kids heaven is.

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Speaker 1: We've talked lately about a few meltdowns that I've been facing. Previously,

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Speaker 1: they've been my children being told they're not twins, their

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Speaker 1: sisters meltdown.

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Speaker 2: Meltdown. That was cool, Maley.

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Speaker 1: The RSL couldn't play the Pokey's meltdown. I understand, and

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Speaker 1: I thought, I can't be the only one here dealing

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Speaker 2: And as we know, Matt, there's no more budgetes segment.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes at the moment for this episode. So the

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Speaker 2: last episode of the Y and we wanted to try

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Speaker 2: something new. We haven't got a jingle yet.

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Speaker 1: We're working on the jingle jingles take a lot of

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Speaker 1: time to put together.

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Speaker 2: I've got a few. I had one the other day.

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Speaker 1: It's the final meltdown, No, and it's the finale.

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Speaker 2: It'll come to me. But it was like, that's genius.

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Speaker 2: Ash damn it. I was driving, so I couldn't rite

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Speaker 2: down anyway. So we thought maybe next year we introduced

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Speaker 2: a new segment. We'll bring lives back here and there.

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Speaker 2: But we have a segment we might sell to budget.

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Speaker 1: We need the money.

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Speaker 2: We need those dentist bills, you know, the most ridiculous tantrum.

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Speaker 1: Before we go into the ones that have been submitted.

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Speaker 1: I did have a meltdown last night.

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Speaker 2: You personally, Laura's already called me and told me it's

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Speaker 2: like I said, no again.

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Speaker 1: I had zero patients last night. Obviously dealing with the

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Speaker 1: last day that Laura's dad was going to be with.

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Speaker 2: Us, staying with you.

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Speaker 1: He's still alive, still alive.

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Speaker 2: The man's old. Okay, be very specific.

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Speaker 1: He's alive and well. But we thought, I know we've

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Speaker 1: been going to the RSEL a lot lately, but we

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Speaker 1: thought we'll go for a quick swim at the beach

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Speaker 1: and then we'll go and have dinner at the RSL.

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Speaker 2: Ah beautiful love that schooner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Stonewood five bucks on special mate Happy Hour. So

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Speaker 1: I went to the RSL and one of the hardest

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Speaker 1: things about RSL's at the moment is that they're doing

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Speaker 1: a lot of raffles. This is like big hampers that

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Speaker 1: you can win. And at the RSEL at Icebergs there

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Speaker 1: was a thousand dollars worth of toys.

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Speaker 2: A thousand's only one hundred dollars ones an hour. And

444
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Speaker 2: also arise Icebergs.

445
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Speaker 1: It looks over on the beautiful beach. Shit on me

446
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Speaker 1: for where am I meant to go? It's walking distance

447
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Speaker 1: from my house mate. I can't help it that I

448
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Speaker 1: live next to the earth.

449
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Speaker 2: They're not giving away toys, they're asking for.

450
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Speaker 1: So there was this table on display the most incredible

451
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Speaker 1: collection of toys you've ever seen, just as everything from

452
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Speaker 1: like Mickey Mouse dolls. There was like scooters, there was

453
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Speaker 1: a bike, there was helmets, there was like everything, haul

454
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Speaker 1: of hoops. We walk in there and Marley's just like,

455
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Speaker 1: holy shit, you're asking for it. And she even goes

456
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Speaker 1: to climb up on the table, and I'm like, oh, moh,

457
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Speaker 1: it's not that's that's a prize, and she's like, I

458
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Speaker 1: want it, freaking out. And I thought, look, we'll buy

459
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Speaker 1: you some raffle tickets. Okay, we'll get ten raffle tickets.

460
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Speaker 1: So we bought them, wanting to win this hamper of toys.

461
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Speaker 1: And they say, hey, the the first ticket that gets

462
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Speaker 1: announced wins all the toys. Okay. So they're saying it's

463
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Speaker 1: going to be drawn in five minutes. Everyone's like putting

464
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Speaker 1: their meal to one side. We get all the tickets

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Speaker 1: laid out on the table.

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Speaker 2: Get this, you want, get this?

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Speaker 1: We want?

468
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Speaker 2: No, you didn't a leg of ham yeah, hand for

469
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Speaker 2: a month. Kids, it's just as good. And I can

470
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Speaker 2: imagine the.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, dude. So we had orange tickets and

472
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Speaker 1: the first one was like blue C seven and we

473
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Speaker 1: said to my I'm so sorry, Marley, we hadn't won, dude, unbelievable. Meuntdown.

474
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Speaker 1: And to make it worse, it was a table next

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Speaker 1: to us who won. And so they're there like kids

476
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Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, it's a Christmas morning for them.

477
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Speaker 1: They've got the table is stacked full of toys. Anyway,

478
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Speaker 1: the next next one they call out is our ticket,

479
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Speaker 1: and I'm like Marley, and she's like, what have I won?

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Speaker 2: It's like Ham.

481
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Speaker 1: She goes out there, dude, and they give her a

482
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Speaker 1: leg of hand full leg massivelyless massive, like a four

483
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Speaker 1: kilo leg.

484
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Speaker 2: That's amazing. How did you carry that?

485
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Speaker 1: And she dragged it back to the table in tears.

486
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Speaker 2: Look, that's understandable, that's not ridiculous.

487
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Speaker 1: Like I was happy to it. I was like, you happy,

488
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Speaker 1: this is great. I'm just saved a heap of money.

489
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Speaker 1: And that's from Lucas Butcher's one of the best butchers

490
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Speaker 1: in FRONTI.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look, to be honest, that's not ridiculous. But they

492
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Speaker 2: need to understand that you can't get everything.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what we did though? Actually we thought

494
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Speaker 1: this is a really important life lesson. When we stood

495
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Speaker 1: there back at our table with the leg of Ham,

496
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Speaker 1: and the table next to us had all of these toys,

497
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Speaker 1: and Marley's flipping out, screaming like wailing that one of

498
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Speaker 1: the parents said, hey, look, does she want to take

499
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Speaker 1: one of these toys? And I said no, absolutely, no chance.

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Speaker 1: And Molly was like, Mally kind of she's so cluey.

501
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 1: She heard it, and she was like, Daddy, can I

502
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Speaker 1: grab one? And the parent as well was like grab

503
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Speaker 1: one of them here like no, but.

504
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Speaker 2: I want one?

505
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Speaker 1: Well, I thought, she needs to realize that you can't

506
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Speaker 1: win everything in life, can not win everything.

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Speaker 2: What would it be like a participation toys?

508
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Speaker 1: Yah? And she was like, it's not fair. Why didn't

509
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Speaker 1: I win? Because you're not the main character every time, Maley,

510
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Speaker 1: life is not fair, main character. You need to learn that.

511
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Speaker 1: Very good.

512
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Speaker 2: So let's go to some of the listener ones because

513
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: we both put a call out.

514
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Speaker 1: I've got some good ones, We've got.

515
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Speaker 2: Some great ones. I've got one for you first. Okay,

516
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 2: so this one we're giving names. Nah. This is from

517
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Speaker 2: missus Missus Swain. I don't know. I don't know. That's

518
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 2: a handle. It's on Instagram, so just don't know. My

519
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 2: daughter was so mad that I emptied the bath water.

520
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Speaker 2: She stood in the bath shit and then stopped it. Okay.

521
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Speaker 2: My other one is this is from Kerry Hunt. My

522
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 2: best friend's two year old had a meltdown because she

523
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Speaker 2: wanted more than two eyes. Very reasonable anyway, ridiculous, re ridiculous.

524
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Speaker 2: What do you got for me?

525
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Speaker 1: This one is from Ashley and she says My two

526
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: year old with exceptionally clear vocabulary, was at the pools

527
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 1: and there was an older lady getting dressed and he

528
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: was loudly yelling that he could see her vagina. And

529
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: I told him that he can't stare at people getting dressed,

530
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Speaker 1: and he lay down, started to scream and had a tantrum,

531
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: saying that he wanted to see her boobies.

532
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,199
Speaker 2: Sounds like ash, sounds like something I would do.

533
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: This one is from mel. She says that her daughter

534
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Speaker 1: was having a full on meltdown because she couldn't put

535
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Speaker 1: on her jumper hood but there was no hood. I

536
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: even took a photo to show her there was no

537
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Speaker 1: hood on the jumper, and she still had a tantrum.

538
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Speaker 2: What is wrong with them?

539
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: And it's good to know. Actually, you know, we love

540
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Speaker 1: early educators, love them.

541
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Speaker 2: We love them, big fans of dentists, doctors.

542
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Speaker 1: I've got one from here because she says, I don't

543
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Speaker 1: have any kids, but I work in childcare. She says,

544
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 1: this morning a little girl had an exorcism because she

545
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: didn't want to have a white plate for lunch. But

546
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Speaker 1: we've only ever had white plates at the daycare.

547
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Speaker 2: It's wrong with them. I'll never ever work them out.

548
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 2: Just when you think you've got it worked out, they'll

549
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 2: be like throw They will throw a spammer. They like,

550
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Speaker 2: you know in that what's that movie with Adam Sandler.

551
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Speaker 1: And he adopts that kid big no, no daddy, big daddy,

552
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: big daddy. There we go, look at us working things out.

553
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: It's kind of like.

554
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Speaker 2: They just like when they're throwing sticks at the rollerbladers.

555
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 2: I'm cruising along and then you Toddler throws a stick out.

556
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Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, yeah, one thing that's getting to work

557
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: out right now in our household, and surely every every

558
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 1: household with Toddler's in it is saying this at the moment,

559
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: is you behave right now? Or I'm calling Santa?

560
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's We've got the Santa hierarchy. So

561
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 2: it goes I'll tell Popper Popper reports directly into Sanda

562
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 2: direct line. So it goes from you to me, from

563
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 2: me to Popper, Popper to Santa.

564
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 1: Have you ever threatened to call Santa direct?

565
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 2: No, but I might use that.

566
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: No, I'll skip Popper.

567
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'll skip the chain of command.

568
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: I'll do that. Except when we've done that, Marley's like,

569
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: why is Santa always watching? She's like, I want him

570
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: out of my head? And I was like, yeah, this

571
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: is like sand's a bit of a hey. To wrap

572
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: things up, we should end things on some listener questions.

573
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Speaker 2: We should do you want to go first?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, fire away?

575
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: What have you got for me?

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Speaker 1: This question is guys love the podcast. Thanks for the feedback.

577
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: Really appreciate that I just made. I just made that up.

578
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,719
Speaker 1: I just made. I thought we just we need it,

579
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: We needed a little Yeah, did you see me panic?

580
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: As I was making that story up, You're looking at me,

581
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: and I was.

582
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 2: Like, I'm like, where are you reading this?

583
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: I thought I thought you Yeah, I thought you needed that.

584
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: But she says, how many times do your kids fart?

585
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: And I reckon It's a lot, because my god, you

586
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: are gassy.

587
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 2: I'm one gassy man sometimes sometimes I'm always gassy. That

588
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: farther led out before you let out. We start the

589
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Speaker 2: rusty change.

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Speaker 1: It went on for at least thirty seconds, at least.

591
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Speaker 1: Goude Oscar is he a fighter or Macy? Is sheer Farer?

592
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: Both both farters? Macy much more.

593
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, but she just like sheould just be a girl.

594
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 2: Like this morning she's sitting on the stairs over there

595
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 2: and she's like and I was like, excuse me, did

596
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: you farty? She's like, yeah, I blame Oscar for all

597
00:28:59,160 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 2: of mine.

598
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 3: But he's pretty bad. And kids farts because I told

599
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 3: you that story where he was like, look, even gonna

600
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 3: fart and then you shot himself to carry him upstairs.

601
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 2: So he still does that.

602
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: And kids farts, they stay. They are horrendous. Man, I

603
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: told you about Marley fighting on me, like she is nonstar.

604
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: If Oscar farts on me, that's the end of him.

605
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: Your question, yes, Matthew, my question to you, and I

606
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 2: think it's a listener question. It's actually not my question.

607
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 2: I lied, it's a question to us both. But I'm

608
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: going to ask you what's your go to cheap meals

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00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: for your kids or even you.

610
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Speaker 1: That you share with the kids't I'll start with the

611
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: expensive mealers. I my daughters will have lobster They're actually like.

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00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 2: You, would you like a chicken parmy? No, I want

613
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: one of those egg plant parmies please, with chicken on top.

614
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Actually they actually the lobster spring roll.

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00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god. When I get a lobster tail, do

616
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 2: you want to side the side of lobster tail, side

617
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 2: of cavear. I want to start of caviar, but then

618
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Speaker 2: on the side of that cavear, I want another lobster tail.

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Speaker 1: It's an RSL mate. I'm not going to Iceberg's dining. RSL.

620
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Speaker 2: You just yeah, I think you're covering this up. You're

621
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Speaker 2: going to ask, but.

622
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: We're not going. But the one meal that Marley and

623
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Speaker 1: Lalla love more than anything else is chops.

624
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it's not cheat.

625
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: So expensive and now they've just like they'll have like

626
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Speaker 1: two nibbles and they'll discard it. So I'm eating the

627
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Speaker 1: chops off the floor because I don't want to waste

628
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Speaker 1: the money. They're so expensive, like fifty bucks of kilo.

629
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Speaker 2: I'm not even going to introduce chops into my house

630
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Speaker 2: because I don't have a chopped budget.

631
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Speaker 1: But what they love to eat, and this is something

632
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Speaker 1: that I was given by my mum, who was very poor,

633
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: is past the ham and cheese. I must have cheese.

634
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: So just break that down for me.

635
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: Shot pasta ham them cheese. Correct, that's right, that's right,

636
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: past ham, cheese, cheese. Normally I would just.

637
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: Go like a you got that four kilo ham, mate.

638
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: That's yeah, and that'd be and then we serve that

639
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: with lobster tail.

640
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 2: On the start with caviar and the best prosecco we can.

641
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: Buy fast, ham and cheese. I can't believe. Wait, why

642
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: are you struggling to comprehend this meal?

643
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 2: Pasta?

644
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: Yes? Correct? Chopped up ham? Yes?

645
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 2: Okay, Now I need to I'm a visual.

646
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 4: I'm a visual.

647
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: Do you have to a photo?

648
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 2: Do you have one?

649
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: Okay?

650
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 2: Well, next time, all right, so let me just let

651
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,719
Speaker 2: me just brought my head around, please past pasta.

652
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: Normally we'll go like a penne penne, maybe spaghetti. I

653
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: never done bow tie, although that would go down well.

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Speaker 1: Penne is actually quite difficult for the girls. But Laura,

655
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Speaker 1: she's always advocating for a penne Terrible.

656
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Speaker 2: Loves a bit of pasta, ham and cheese as well.

657
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: Laura does, mate, honestly cook it. It's delicious. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: really good.

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Speaker 2: This is why. And made about a little bit of

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Speaker 2: the like parmesha sauce.

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Speaker 1: You know, if they want sauce, it's tomato sauce my mind.

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Speaker 2: And then just like a cheese, grated.

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Speaker 1: Cheese, so with pasta comes out, it's cooked. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe it's still talking about pasta, ham and cheese. I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 1: So the pasta comes out cooked as the pasta is

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Speaker 1: still hot, will sprinkle over just some like some cheddar mozzarella,

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Speaker 1: whatever's in the fridge.

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Speaker 2: You got more than one tople cheese in your fridge, Like,

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Speaker 2: I'll just put some cabon bear and some bri on there.

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Speaker 2: I got some aged parmesan. It's about three thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: to killo because think we got that free ham. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm wirty now I visualized it.

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Speaker 1: It was pasta ham with ham.

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Speaker 2: And then.

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Speaker 1: Sauce. If you want to put it, will put the

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Speaker 1: ingredients in the show notes.

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Speaker 2: Like a cooking video cook with that's actually when we

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Speaker 2: bring out a cookbook Fast Cheese twelve different ways. My

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Speaker 2: go to meal is toast, So how that goes, it's bread, toasted, butter.

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Speaker 1: Hang on slower, slower, right down.

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Speaker 2: Topping on top of that is really dealer's choice. You

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Speaker 2: could go honey, you could go jam lovely, you go

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Speaker 2: peanut butter and tell her we're not made of money

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Speaker 2: Mi caa or loves anyway, So toasts are go to.

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Speaker 1: What kind of bread are we talking white bread like

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Speaker 1: a sour dough. I was joking. I was joking, Ash.

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Speaker 2: You did loafa sourdo the other day and you left

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Speaker 2: the bag open and it was clearly going stale. I

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Speaker 2: left it out of spite and I was like, what

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Speaker 2: are these people.

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Speaker 1: Just throwing around? I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 2: Christmas at the Johnson's this year is going to be

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Speaker 2: boogie pasta ham and che on that, Matthew. Yes, it

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Speaker 2: has been a wild ride.

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Speaker 1: An incredible year. Yes, one to remember.

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Speaker 2: We would like to wish a happy and Mary, however

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Speaker 2: you want to say it in your family Christmas and

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Speaker 2: fruitful New Year, fruitful, happy, healthy, full of tantrums, new

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Speaker 2: year together through next year. We will be back when.

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Speaker 1: I think we're going to have the first two weeks

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Speaker 1: off in January.

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Speaker 2: It's super excessive.

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Speaker 1: The first episode back will be the seventeenth of Jesus. Yes,

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Speaker 1: why where are you going in a holiday? Mate? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll just be here.

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Speaker 2: I'll just be sat right here waiting for you to

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Speaker 2: come back, to.

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Speaker 1: Break from you. So yeah, so we'll go back on

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Speaker 1: the seventeenth. Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas and just all that shit. Thank you, for

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Speaker 1: those who have just joined us, and also a huge

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Speaker 1: thank you for those who have been with us from

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Speaker 1: the very start. From episode one, Daddy wants a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Without you guys, we wouldn't have this friendship because if

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Speaker 1: we lost the listeners, Ash and I wouldn't hang out

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Speaker 1: yeah where, this wouldn't happen. I wouldn't drive out to

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Speaker 1: Worry would every second week.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't drive out to Pond. So every time I

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Speaker 2: go there it costs me like two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: You are our listeners, of the glue that keeps his

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Speaker 1: friendship together.

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Speaker 2: Good to know, but you are slowly morphing into me.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually looking at a house down the.

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Speaker 2: Road because I'm moving to North Pond. Yes, that's all

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Speaker 2: from us.

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Speaker 1: That's all from us, Thank you, goodbye. Two Doting Dad's

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Speaker 1: podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and

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Speaker 1: the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Island

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Speaker 2: a people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadgle Land