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Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast Mini Wow.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we're in the middle of a mystery. So

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Speaker 2: producer LJ told us a few days ago that we've

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Speaker 2: got this story about how a wedding ended up in

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Speaker 2: a hospital. She gave us three clues. The clothes are hard,

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Speaker 2: little groomsmen and black, a whole bunch of people have guests,

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Speaker 2: no one's got near it, and we finally have the

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Speaker 2: bride and groom on the phone right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Okay, So Sarah, I've got the bride here. Jay,

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Speaker 3: are you there as well?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I am perfect.

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Speaker 3: Now I've heard congratulations.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I've heard that you're a bit reluctant

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Speaker 2: to be here. Jay. I can't believe I've got right

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Speaker 2: into perfect anyway. Okay, so let's go to Sarah then

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Speaker 2: the bride for the story. Sarah far away. What happened?

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Speaker 4: So we had an amazing wedding day, exactly what we wanted,

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Speaker 4: super Roulette, and it was really strange for us and

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Speaker 4: nothing went wrong, which yes, is completely unlike us. So

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Speaker 4: of course something had to happen. So all the guests

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Speaker 4: went home. We headed back to our ABNB for the night,

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Speaker 4: and Jay wanted to consummate the marriage.

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Speaker 2: Of course.

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Speaker 4: Now I was exhausted and I was saying no, I

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Speaker 4: think I fell asleep. At one point I was like,

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Speaker 4: I can't be bothered, don't care. He convinced me. So

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Speaker 4: we were doing that, and at some point he said, turnover.

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Speaker 4: So I'm trying not to do Sarah.

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Speaker 3: Just before you go on, you're still there.

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Speaker 1: Jay, Yeah, yeah, listen to this.

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Speaker 3: I'm concerned you got kids listening to this.

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Speaker 1: No, not else and this one of other people. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, so Sarah, I believe we left it at He

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Speaker 2: gave you an instruction, instruction yes, and you obliged.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and so as you do sort of.

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Speaker 3: In the puppy pose yep, told back.

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Speaker 4: A little bit, pushed forward a little bit yep.

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Speaker 2: Missed means yeah, yep, that happens.

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Speaker 1: And there was a bit of a pop oh no,

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Speaker 1: and there was a bit of a quick gast, I guess,

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Speaker 1: and some jumping back and he went all that hurt,

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Speaker 1: and I sort of went, okay.

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Speaker 4: Let's stop.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, but he.

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Speaker 4: Was pretty adamant that no, we were good to go on.

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Speaker 3: Girls, he was.

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Speaker 4: So so that continued. Finished up, meant to sleep, and

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Speaker 4: I got woken up, not long after. Yeah, with a babe,

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Speaker 4: there's something wrong. It's very swollen. Oh, I think we

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Speaker 4: need to go to the hospital. Oh no, he hadn't

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Speaker 4: had any sleep, he was Oh yeah, J sorry, Jo

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Speaker 4: sober so.

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Speaker 3: J you're you're as soon as it's happened, You're you're

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Speaker 3: in a lot of pain.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: And I think the shop was the worst of all, shaking,

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Speaker 4: I felt cold.

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Speaker 2: I was freaking out.

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Speaker 1: What what the hell was going on? Whether it was

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Speaker 1: going to fall off?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I can't believe given all of these like symptoms,

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Speaker 2: you're explaining that you you kept going as well, like right,

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Speaker 2: that is the.

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Speaker 4: Most yep, and clearly.

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Speaker 2: You did so okay. So then morning rolls around. You've been.

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Speaker 3: You've been spoken like every drunk.

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Speaker 2: Groupne sounds like you may have cracked it. So you

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Speaker 2: then are in the morning and you go, right, we

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Speaker 2: need to go to hospital.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So we're driving to hospital and I'm in hysterics.

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Speaker 4: Because it was a weekend away wedding, so it wasn't

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Speaker 4: just the day and night. Everyone was staying away for

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Speaker 4: the whole weekend due to meet up with everyone at

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Speaker 4: the beach the next day. All my family, all our

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Speaker 4: friends and all I could think, was how am I

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Speaker 4: going to explain that we're not there? And well, it

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Speaker 4: turned out my mother explained it to everyone. She was

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Speaker 4: very proud.

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Speaker 3: Whatog sorry, Sarah, what what? Because this is a great

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Speaker 3: bit about being a mum. What language did she use?

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Speaker 3: What was she telling you about?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what was the story?

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Speaker 3: What was the story she was using? If you can

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Speaker 3: use a few words to.

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Speaker 4: Change up, there was a.

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Speaker 1: My girl gave a bloody.

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Speaker 4: Good Rogerie and she gave me a hug and she said,

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Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you.

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Speaker 3: I love.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to and Jay, were you there and you

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Speaker 2: heard that.

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Speaker 1: I was in bed trying to get some sleep and

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Speaker 1: start myself and freaking out. I could have moved. I

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Speaker 1: was petre for it.

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Speaker 2: Oh god.

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Speaker 4: And one of the best parts that a few months

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Speaker 4: ago one of our friend's dogs had a similar incident

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Speaker 4: and he was, you know, very very manly man with

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Speaker 4: his manly dog. Uh. And it turned out that the

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Speaker 4: dog had to have it amputated, and so it was

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Speaker 4: just like, oh my god, it's going to be cut

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Speaker 4: off and going to have to cut it off. And

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Speaker 4: it hasn't happened.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank goodness.

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Speaker 4: There was definitely a lot of swelling and a lot

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Speaker 4: of blackness.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what a story.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe there was, Like, given how much damage

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Speaker 3: is done you're talking about the amputation, et cetera, it

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Speaker 3: was just such a tiny pop, Like that's the only

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Speaker 3: noise you heard.

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Speaker 4: I don't know much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, mate, I thought it would be.

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Speaker 2: And so because more of a bang what you're expecting.

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Speaker 2: This is more of a sporting term.

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Speaker 4: Jay.

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Speaker 2: But how long were you out for?

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Speaker 1: Probably it wasn't more than twenty four hours.

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Speaker 4: Wore I had to have a crack at it.

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Speaker 1: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast,

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