Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: A show that needs you're being extraordinary times, exciting, times,
Speaker 3: amazing times, times to unite and rebel. What are we
Speaker 3: talking about? Carl and Jackie O are here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: That's all great. We welcome choice, you get choices WROM
Speaker 3: on the dial. The infinite dial of my heart has
Speaker 3: no boundaries FM. It's in my heart, transmits into your heart,
Speaker 3: receiving my heart transmit into your heart. However, you've got
Speaker 3: to be honest. It's everywhere everywhere you go, the bus,
Speaker 3: the tram, the posters. It's almost like six years ago
Speaker 3: when I moved here, but forget about that bit. It's
Speaker 3: way more less posters everywhere. And we work for the
Speaker 3: same company, so we're in the strange situation where should
Speaker 3: they ever deign to actually come into the city and
Speaker 3: being here, there've been the same building just down the corridor,
Speaker 3: so they were everywhere at the moment, and we've been
Speaker 3: told there's no money for any marketing for you, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, boss, you know you want me to do
Speaker 3: this job here otherwise I get fired and I can't
Speaker 3: feed my children and they have no shoes and no
Speaker 3: bread or water. Please, boss, we need something, and no,
Speaker 3: every single dollar everything is going to go into the
Speaker 3: cane Jason.
Speaker 4: It's like that scene from Oliver Twist. You're simply asking
Speaker 4: for a little more cruel.
Speaker 3: Please, can I have a bush shelter? No? No, no no.
Speaker 3: And then the other day we came in and this
Speaker 3: is true. Actually we have a printer here and they
Speaker 3: said that we need to we get We're not. I
Speaker 3: can't have that print anymore. That the official reason was
Speaker 3: the running costs are too high. Now we know why
Speaker 3: those running costs are too high. Or every bit of
Speaker 3: money needs to go into the k and Jay juggernaut
Speaker 3: so I can come into town and crush you all
Speaker 3: into submission.
Speaker 5: But no, no, do not roll over, Do not roll over.
Speaker 5: The only thing we need is your bins. That's right,
Speaker 5: we don't have billboards. We're looking for your bins. Can
Speaker 5: we turn them into our bin boards? From day one,
Speaker 5: you made the show. Now we're asking you please defend
Speaker 5: the show. Are you in with the bin? Christian listens
Speaker 5: to the show every day up in Darwin. This is
Speaker 5: how invasions work.
Speaker 3: Look at putin. It starts here in Melbourne. Next thing
Speaker 3: you know Darwin, they're expecting you to surrender. Christian. I
Speaker 3: listen to you in Fanny Bay checked. It is a
Speaker 3: place I thought they were wise. Katy will send you
Speaker 3: some Christian. I'm in with the bin. I've recruited two
Speaker 3: of my neighbors since I texted you this morning. We
Speaker 3: have four bins each year and Warnable Warner Moll stand strong.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Private Kim reporting for duty. Thank you in
Speaker 3: our rebel army. You can pick your own rank all
Speaker 3: the way. Good morning, Major Mick here from the fourth
Speaker 3: Bin Battannion Bin BATTANIELA like that's a new one there.
Speaker 3: Thank you of Frankston North. Please send me some stickers.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Michael, Over and out. Christian. We are in
Speaker 3: for the bin. I've gathered the family and we all
Speaker 3: want to join the Bin Army of bin boards. Our
Speaker 3: locations include Frankson North, Ringston, Ringwood, North Bayswater scores me.
Speaker 3: Please let me know I have we get our hands
Speaker 3: on some stickers. Thank you so much. We've only been
Speaker 3: doing this for the last two days and we're trying
Speaker 3: to get the stickers as quickly as possible. To you
Speaker 3: than the.
Speaker 1: Corporal Francis and I'd love to join the army.
Speaker 2: General David from Tomow like shooty thirty brother.
Speaker 6: I'm General Duley from East Bendigo.
Speaker 2: Three things to me and I ate three bins for
Speaker 2: my neighbor, Corporal Duweley. General Bob from Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Here you go, legends.
Speaker 2: Admiral Kathy from Cheltenham. Captain Brendan reporting the duty. General
Speaker 2: Marks from Stanbury.
Speaker 3: We're going to recruit the whole street.
Speaker 2: Don't marry and some Shammerville.
Speaker 3: They's going to get rid of.
Speaker 2: There's Carl and get young.
Speaker 3: She's my favorite, right and are so General Bob as well.
Speaker 3: All right, join the bin Army call us now all
Speaker 3: we need is your bin. And also you can pick
Speaker 3: your own rank and let us know what suburb you're
Speaker 3: going to be protecting for the show. Thank you, Christian
Speaker 3: O Connell's show podcast, Christian, I'm in with the bin.
Speaker 3: Three bin stickers please for each of our bens. We
Speaker 3: live on a main highway in Land Warren. Perfect great
Speaker 3: advertising for the show. Corporal Kelly Lan Warren, thank you
Speaker 3: very much, standing strong Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior bin instructor.
Speaker 3: Here two bins for Dandenong South please, Christians just want
Speaker 3: to say a massive thank you to you and sleep
Speaker 3: Maker for our new king sized bed. You weren't lying.
Speaker 3: It really is life changing. There's so much more real
Speaker 3: estate in with me being king sized myself. The wife
Speaker 3: is almost in the next suburb. They're big beds. Our
Speaker 3: youngest daughter still has to climb in the bed most mornings.
Speaker 3: I'm no longer getting kicked repeatedly in the spine. While
Speaker 3: you've also solved the pressure I was copying from my
Speaker 3: eldest daughter. She scored our old queen bed. This is
Speaker 3: a win win all round. I was already a loyal
Speaker 3: follower of the show, but now you have my own, wavering,
Speaker 3: well rested allegiance. We are in for the bin boards,
Speaker 3: Sander and isn't pushing us around all right? Nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three? Are you in with
Speaker 3: a bin? We have no money for our marketing campaign.
Speaker 3: It's all going to our awkward stablemates Colin JACKIEO. We
Speaker 3: work for the same company, so they're they've taken everything.
Speaker 3: No line printer has gone now because they running costs
Speaker 3: are too high and there has been no I know
Speaker 3: this sounds a bit pretty, but in the morning you
Speaker 3: want to have a warm drink at work. There's been
Speaker 3: no there's been no hot water all week. I seriously
Speaker 3: think they they're saving every bit they can. The cost
Speaker 3: of that marketing campaign is bigger than full Guy. I
Speaker 3: feel sorry for Ryan Gosling Rightan, have some of our bins, buddy,
Speaker 3: there's four sides of this bin. Goss Full Guy can
Speaker 3: go one side next to me. It's okay, So we
Speaker 3: need your bins. We can't get billboards. We're going to
Speaker 3: look for your bin boards. Nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three. Join our rebel army. Pick your own rank,
Speaker 3: and let's know what suburb are you protecting. Good morning,
Speaker 3: who's this already on the road securing the boundaries? Good morning?
Speaker 2: Christian is a Sergeant Peter from Narry Warren South.
Speaker 3: Good Man, thank you for securing Nery Warren South.
Speaker 2: Mary Warren South.
Speaker 3: And my slogan is let's make them usbins. Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: I didn't think about that. That is very good. Sergeant Peter,
Speaker 3: get the Oh this is good. He's on fire.
Speaker 4: But then if it has our logo at the bottom, no,
Speaker 4: it looks like he's saying it about oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we put there logo. It's so complicated. Marketing anyway.
Speaker 3: Sergeant Peter, great slogan, and thank you ver much. We
Speaker 3: get the stickest to you as soon as possible. Thank
Speaker 3: you guys, have a great weekend, Sergeant Peter Nerry Warren.
Speaker 3: There who we got here? General Fiona?
Speaker 2: Hi, it's General Fiona from Ringwood North Christian and I'd
Speaker 2: like choo stickers to my bins. We're getting those people
Speaker 2: out of town.
Speaker 3: Thank you, General Fiona, Thank you very much. Ringwood South
Speaker 3: is ours here we got here, General Alex. General Alex
Speaker 3: reporting for Doody. Thank you very much. And where are
Speaker 3: you holding strong? General Alex? Where are you hold up?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: I live in corn Downs, but I'm flying back to
Speaker 3: the UK next week with my parents been and putting
Speaker 3: well yeah yeah, because trust me, just like Hitler, they
Speaker 3: will not stop with Australia. Fewer Sandalands is coming for
Speaker 3: you the world. You're right secure. Tell your parents that
Speaker 3: get under the better man shell doesn't barricade. All right,
Speaker 3: General Alex, thank you very much. Putin Sandlands, Ladiman Sandlers?
Speaker 3: Which one sounds better? Us? Fewer too much? Who knows
Speaker 3: he's a man who knows too much. He's dragging me
Speaker 3: into his game. Bay General Susie.
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, coming from New Zealand, buddy the world.
Speaker 3: We really are well done New Zealand. Thank you for
Speaker 3: stepping in. And where about saying in North South Island,
Speaker 3: where are you?
Speaker 6: No north on the east coast in Napier, but also
Speaker 6: living Patdale, so you know I live. I've listened both
Speaker 6: when I'm there and when I'm here. So got two places.
Speaker 1: Love.
Speaker 3: What's that nice cafe down there? Part del cafe? We
Speaker 3: tut the dogs down there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, down at this station. That's just brilliant.
Speaker 3: All right, Well I can meet you there with your stickers. Ok.
Speaker 3: When your next back from Hawk's Bay.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 6: You guys keep going your legends and no city Sydney ike,
Speaker 6: they can get your boat and.
Speaker 2: Row back up.
Speaker 3: Wow, gotcha? All right, Thank you very much, General Susie,
Speaker 3: going on there some of these people. Major Mac good
Speaker 3: morning morning Christian. Major Matt reporting for dun. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. Now Major Matt, where are you going to
Speaker 3: be holding strong for us?
Speaker 1: Just staring in mornington. I've got two bins here, We've
Speaker 1: got plenty.
Speaker 2: Of them, and I'll be walking around slide on the
Speaker 2: stickers and all.
Speaker 3: The beans thank you very much. Gateway to the Peninsula
Speaker 3: pits procured. Thank you, Major Matt, thank you for you were.
Speaker 3: Lieutenant Louise, good morning.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's Lieutenant Louise reporting for duty and I want
Speaker 2: two beIN stickers.
Speaker 6: For ball and thank you.
Speaker 3: You can have them to binstickers a ball window. We
Speaker 3: don't have anyone there at the moment. You're the first,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: Ah. We're opposite a park, so you'll get lots of exposure.
Speaker 3: Good, perfect, great. All the dog walkers checking the show
Speaker 3: out lovely and putting their dog poo in my bin
Speaker 3: as well. Maybe your sticker you could.
Speaker 4: Say your dog poo welcome here.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, Lieutenant Louise, thank you very much, have
Speaker 3: a lovely weekend.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Well. These people would have failed the basic sort of medical,
Speaker 3: wouldn't they to get in the army. Now. I had
Speaker 3: a phone call from the boss yesterday. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: here's the situation. We genuinely only start this two days ago.
Speaker 3: We have been stunned on the show because actually thousands
Speaker 3: of you are asking for these bin stickers. So first
Speaker 3: on that, thank you very very much. The other thing
Speaker 3: is we now have this situation where there's been such
Speaker 3: big demand. How do we get these out? Sue the
Speaker 3: boss yesterday because obviously there's a delay if we shove
Speaker 3: them in the post. Yeah, and we are talking thousands,
Speaker 3: so I've had we're getting five thousand bin stickers laid. Yeah,
Speaker 3: trouble as we can't put them are in the post.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've been recent post. That's going
Speaker 3: to cost money and you know where that money's going.
Speaker 3: Cond Jackie the Boss yesterday was talking about could we
Speaker 3: start to organize drop off and collection points. I'm like,
Speaker 3: how we could?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: And then she goes, I'll leave it with you and
Speaker 3: hung on, Ah, how are we to organize that? So
Speaker 3: you know, they even sent an email. She sent an
Speaker 3: email asking us anyone who works it at the radio
Speaker 3: station volunteer at the weekend to go and hand stickers
Speaker 3: out to our listeners. Eleven staff mean as blessed them
Speaker 3: are doing that tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Well that's a good way to get your suburbs. So
Speaker 4: you can go and do the bayside. Patsy can do
Speaker 4: out west, I can do in the north.
Speaker 3: Well that's there's about there's eighteen stickers of four.
Speaker 4: Ninety, but maybe we get like Field lieutenants to go out.
Speaker 3: This is what I'm thinking. I mean so genuine. This
Speaker 3: is a situation where in we don't have the money
Speaker 3: to put all them in the post we want. We
Speaker 3: need to get them out there as soon as possible.
Speaker 3: So what are we going to ask people to do
Speaker 3: to distribute them in their areas.
Speaker 4: We'll say they call her from Berwyn, she becomes our
Speaker 4: Ballwen Lieutenant Luise. Yeah, she she's our Ballwyn drop off,
Speaker 4: and we give her a bunch of stickers and everything.
Speaker 4: Everybody who calls in about ball when she goes around
Speaker 4: to their house, knocks on their door, puts it in
Speaker 4: the letter box.
Speaker 3: This is what we need to do. By the way,
Speaker 3: sort your voice out. I've got another round and a
Speaker 3: half that's falling apart there. So now the question is
Speaker 3: it isn't just can we have your bin? Can we
Speaker 3: have your car? Can't boo? And are you prepared to
Speaker 3: hand these stickers out? This is the Christian O'Connell show
Speaker 3: podcast Right now in the studio, we're googling what are
Speaker 3: the people called the handle admin in the Army? Is
Speaker 3: it logistics? I think it's logistics, isn't it?
Speaker 4: I was looking for the name of somebody who runs
Speaker 4: messages to different union.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was the Roman Times. Now now they have
Speaker 3: telecoms and no one's running.
Speaker 4: Envoys. What's an envoy people, Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: A special envoy to Nigeria for example. I think it's
Speaker 3: keep saying, I just keep saying logistics. I think it's logistics.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. Why don't we just call them like
Speaker 3: special agents counterintelligence a different area tho wet work they
Speaker 3: call them. All Right, here's the situation, and we need
Speaker 3: your big boards. We have no marketing money. It's all
Speaker 3: going into Carl and Jackie Oh's show because we have
Speaker 3: the same management. Yeah, I know everybody owns everybody. So
Speaker 3: the only marketing this show is getting is on your bins.
Speaker 3: We're going to make some stickers a couple of thousands
Speaker 3: off them binboards, so we need your bins. The other
Speaker 3: thing we need is like, can you help distribute them
Speaker 3: because we're going to get a couple of thousand made
Speaker 3: up and getting them out there as soon as possible.
Speaker 3: We need your help. Jack had a great idea about.
Speaker 4: If you own a shop, yes, so that you could
Speaker 4: be the representative of your suburbs. You own a cafe
Speaker 4: or shop or a newsager week can you.
Speaker 3: A plug on air? You plug your business and while
Speaker 3: while they're in Oh my god, is that carrot cake there?
Speaker 3: It's stepping awesome. No, we're a car mechanics. But anyway,
Speaker 3: I'm just start playing. You can sell something to them, but.
Speaker 4: Then everybody knows. So you're the car mechanic in Eltham.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows in Eltham. You can come and pick up
Speaker 4: your stickers from the car mechanicy.
Speaker 3: Oh raise autos raise, Yeah you say, i'd r grab
Speaker 3: a sticker and then sort your back end out all right?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four three? Who we got here? Brigadier Sonia.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian, it's briggs Sonya reporting for Jesus.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you very much, Brigadier Sonya. And where are Saya.
Speaker 2: I'm in mon Bolk, But being that mon Bunk is
Speaker 2: on the outer edges of the Eastern suburbs, I was thinking,
Speaker 2: I'm quite happy to go to Eastland's shopping center on
Speaker 2: Sunday and hand some out at the actual shopping center,
Speaker 2: so we get a whole ton of people shopping doing this.
Speaker 3: You do that for this show, Brigadier, Of course I would.
Speaker 2: Christian. I've been listening to you since day one, and
Speaker 2: it's the least I can do.
Speaker 3: Wow. That is so kind. Wow, that's amazing. Bless you.
Speaker 2: And I've got a thought for a slogan. Please we
Speaker 2: think they order go back across the border.
Speaker 3: These are very good at the moment, really really good.
Speaker 3: That's a great one. Well, Brigadier Sonia, thank you very much. Okay,
Speaker 3: stay there.
Speaker 2: It's a pleasure.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Soldier Josie. Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: I'm Soldier Joseph from Craigieber.
Speaker 3: Just a humble soldier. You to be a sergeant or
Speaker 3: an animal.
Speaker 1: No, I'm happy to be a soldier and distribute all
Speaker 1: your lovely stickers from the Craigieburn Library where I work.
Speaker 1: We see hundreds of people at the Craigieburn Library. People
Speaker 1: know I'm very well known in Craigieburn. They can all
Speaker 1: come and see me and I can give them out
Speaker 1: when they borrow a book.
Speaker 3: This is a perfect so they're but to come in
Speaker 3: and go, are you, Soldier Josie.
Speaker 4: I'm here for the here for the stickers.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not that quiet actually.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, So how long you've been running the library?
Speaker 3: Beautiful places? Libraries. I used to love the local one where.
Speaker 1: I grew up thirty five years this year, just got
Speaker 1: my little badge thirty five well known there and they'll
Speaker 1: all know where to come.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where about saw you? In case they're confused, there
Speaker 3: might be a new neighbor. And I don't know this area.
Speaker 3: I've moved from the.
Speaker 2: North Craigieburn Library.
Speaker 1: It's in Central Park Avenue in Craigieburn, Great.
Speaker 3: Central Park Avenue. It sounds fancy. Yeah, friends, it is
Speaker 3: all right, it is. Josie will send you some of
Speaker 3: our stickers and you can put them at the library there.
Speaker 3: And congratulations only thirty five years, thank you awesome, and
Speaker 3: squeeze one last one in here. Major May, Yes, hi,
Speaker 3: I'm good. Major May. Now, Major May, where about are
Speaker 3: you securing for us?
Speaker 6: I'm on the western fire and western side.
Speaker 3: Melton, I said yesterday. We don't have a lot of
Speaker 3: people west. We're very vulnerable at the west.
Speaker 4: We're heavy on the east.
Speaker 3: In the north, oh my god, we're a bit light
Speaker 3: on the south bayside. Come on, people, where's my Papa lap?
Speaker 3: And so you've got the east secured for us?
Speaker 6: Major May, Yeah, I'm happy to be your invoy for
Speaker 6: the western suburbs.
Speaker 2: I'm travel into the city every day to work, so
Speaker 2: I can stop anything.
Speaker 3: On the way.
Speaker 6: Caroline springs the park very well.
Speaker 2: With that area.
Speaker 3: This is amazing. We got the best listeners in the world. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll take you up on that major money. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. Brighter. Now you're listening to the Christian O
Speaker 3: Carl Show podcast.