WEBVTT - #113: The Forgotten Birthday

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape?

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>some things make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it in the car on the way home

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't have a spood, so it was like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of

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<v Speaker 1>a hole. Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 1>Food bean fingered as an awful sensation.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't be thinking about the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just still to play.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, it's Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>Please don't forget to include my name in the opener

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<v Speaker 5>this season.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Now he is Mitch Truly and Mitchell Kolaitches here

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<v Speaker 1>we are.

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<v Speaker 2>Have we missed much?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you tell us fill us in?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, yeah yeah. It's like Dory the Explorer now

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<v Speaker 2>where we leave a blank space for them to answer

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<v Speaker 2>the question how.

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<v Speaker 1>Much sex did Jenna have in the break?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Wow, new record? Wow Hi Jenna, Hi n how'd

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<v Speaker 2>your boob job go?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>It was painful.

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<v Speaker 1>I can only imagine still a bit swollen? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>could tell.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we can tell, we can tell feel a

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<v Speaker 2>bit swollen. Isn't that the point? I had a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a botched procedure while during our little midyear break.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say, well, for the first time ever,

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<v Speaker 2>I decided, yeah, I'll get botox in my forehead. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>and you know this is not me telling everyone else

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<v Speaker 2>that they should rush off and get botox, but encouraging it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're happy with the face, leave it. Yes, I have,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's meant to just make you not have the

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<v Speaker 2>forehead wrinkles when you raise your eyebrows. But I think

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<v Speaker 2>they missed a spot. What do you mean when I

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<v Speaker 2>raised my eyebrows, there's just one remaining wrinkle above my

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<v Speaker 2>left eyebrow. Oh, this is one. And I called the

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<v Speaker 2>place and I was like, what's happened? There's one wrinkle

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<v Speaker 2>left that's still there and has it moved? And they

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<v Speaker 2>were like, I'll give it two weeks. Two weeks is

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<v Speaker 2>up as of today, So I'm going to write a letter.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just one line above one eyebrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, look, if it's one thing, I'm like, do I

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<v Speaker 2>give it a name? What do I do?

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<v Speaker 4>Like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Joel creasy because it's a crease?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I get it? Yeah right, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you look good? You look snatched otherwise?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Thank you. I like to think I looked good before.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you don't need it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just getting my crow's feet done, which I've

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<v Speaker 2>done a few times before, and the guy was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>extra fifty bucks, I'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>The forhead too, and I just chucked it in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was like, I feel like the forehead is.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot more it's on shows.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot more face real estate. And is it

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<v Speaker 2>gonna throw it in for fifty bucks? I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>go on, it's a bit weird. I'm not sure if

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Does it hurt?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's placebo if I'm imagining it,

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<v Speaker 2>but it does feel like tighter there, and I've got

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<v Speaker 2>a tiny headache, maybe because I always hungover. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that could also be that. Do you think is

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<v Speaker 1>it numb? Is it how it works?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Not numb, but so you can feel different. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I'm going to get the throw done again.

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<v Speaker 2>I miss it matter. How do I make people know

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm furious or judging them?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? How will we know if you're shocked at our behavior? Janney?

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<v Speaker 1>I just won't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just feel like I'm limited.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how does it break good otherwise? Behind other than

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<v Speaker 1>the botched botox?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, it's been good. I'm seeing someone, a new therapist. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>his name's Patrick. Oh, I don't know if I told

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<v Speaker 2>you guys about this. I feel like we've been off

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<v Speaker 2>for longer than two weeks. But I was doing like

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<v Speaker 2>my own little version of The Bachelor, Oh, where I

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<v Speaker 2>was auditioning therapists.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I think I knew that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I told you because they do like the

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<v Speaker 2>free fifteen minute consolets to make sure that you're vibing

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<v Speaker 2>each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Not much trauma can be relayed in fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there isn't a lot you can do in that

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes. So I spent seven minutes on Jenna, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what did I get? Six?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Is that the right math? I just have to

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<v Speaker 1>think about that. No, well that leaves three more minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I just asked him how he's I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know that was flirting, but yes, I had a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of duds. We're not dudce, but yeah, Patrick was my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so and tell us why Patrick works? Is he good?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to his paige fucking listen. Yeah, although I just

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how I'm supposed to trust him to make

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<v Speaker 2>me get my shit together when every time he's doing

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking mind map on his whiteboard, he's using a

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<v Speaker 2>dud text. I just wanted to buy him a new

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<v Speaker 2>packet of whiteboard markers. I'm like, Patrick, get your shit together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's actually a sweet, a sweet gesture for you

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<v Speaker 1>should do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You do it white board markers. Yeah, it from us,

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<v Speaker 2>great tax fiight because I spoke about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome Patrick, give you too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I was actually wondering because he had to ask me, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>what's your line of work? And I told him, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I post tiktoks, I host the podcast as a therapist.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you then go and stalk them afterwards like I

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<v Speaker 2>would if I was. So, I'm just constantly mindful that

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Patrick could be listening right now, love your baby.

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<v Speaker 1>He also could know who you are, but I guess

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<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't have said it now.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't know really, yeah, he'd never seen its Patrick

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<v Speaker 2>one of us.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he could be with a name like Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>and in a line of work where you listen. It

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<v Speaker 1>shocked me if he was straight.

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<v Speaker 2>That was actually was I was drawn too, because I

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<v Speaker 2>initially googled like LGBT friendly therapists in Sydney, and a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of them were like, yeah, I'm an ally and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like not good enough.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want you to go through what we've gone for.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I've got a fantasy to fulfill about fucking Mike therapist.

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<v Speaker 1>So like, of course, yeah, all we went.

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<v Speaker 2>Although kind of hot to think about converting a straight one. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking out loud.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to talk to your therapist. Imagine if he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, then do it. We'll see how you feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that is odd?

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<v Speaker 1>God, maybe I need a therapist, ye know. In mind,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'll get a forty nine year old woman named Beth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get like a pop luck.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I went out to dinner with some of our other

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<v Speaker 1>gay friends, Hayden's work friends, and we're like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have a gay doctor, like a queer friendly doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>because we have our gps that are both in our

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<v Speaker 1>suburbs who grew up in so now that we live together,

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<v Speaker 1>we want to find a doctor in the air area

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<v Speaker 1>that he's queer friendly. And they're like, Oh, this great

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<v Speaker 1>thirty year old doctor, he's so hot, we all want

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck him. And like, I don't think I want

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck my GP. Like maybe my dentist would be cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to have a cute dentist, you know, or

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<v Speaker 1>a cute Yeah, I do. I just don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>want a hot doctor, you know. I want my doctor

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<v Speaker 1>to be old and weathered and fully across every condition possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got a I've got a woman doctor. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I would try that. I don't want to fuck my GP, thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You, But what would you fuck? I'd fuck dentist, flight attendant, chiropractice. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>crack me in half. Oh my god, I've had many.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you look at someone and you completely

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<v Speaker 1>plan your life together. I've done that with a barista

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<v Speaker 1>micro Baristers, and then it takes mine. I've an oatmealk glat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a two second coffee. I need to start

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<v Speaker 1>going to like a really extreme coffee so I have

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<v Speaker 1>more time with him.

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<v Speaker 2>I have seventeen I smokers, giving him like different complaints

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<v Speaker 2>every time I pop that in the microwavee for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Heah not hot enough cold man, unlike you enough, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>What person that's offering a service in your life?

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<v Speaker 4>Are too?

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<v Speaker 1>Sleep with my bus drive? The way that they touched

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<v Speaker 1>my Apri car?

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<v Speaker 2>She tap me off. I wanted to fill me up.

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<v Speaker 3>I really liked my foot doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>What are they called podiatric?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Anything with me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You still go to this foot doctor?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, that's finished.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go monthly to a foot doctor once

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<v Speaker 1>because I had constant ingrown toneaus my more off, I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't walk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember those days. Bad without old We need

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<v Speaker 2>to do a chemist run.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my holiday was great and I went over to

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<v Speaker 1>Indonesia party bike Dr McCarthy. I don't know what I

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<v Speaker 1>kept saying. Anyway, my Jimmy is about my trip, so

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<v Speaker 1>I won't go into that now.

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<v Speaker 2>But oh okay, well you can kick things off if

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<v Speaker 2>you like.

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<v Speaker 4>Do.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lovely tan though.

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't noticed anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at these breakouts. My skin is breaking out because

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<v Speaker 1>I had too many facial treatments. My skim like too

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<v Speaker 1>much hydration.

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<v Speaker 2>No, what you did is you made your skin addicted,

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<v Speaker 2>and now that it doesn't have the constant facial it's like, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I do withdrawals?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It does anyway, So my Jimmy is Barley related. So

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get there on a secon.

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<v Speaker 2>What you's the addiction to have? I'm facial dependent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm addicted to retinoids. I don't want to far to

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<v Speaker 1>be a mess. Give me a facial please, different kind?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? If it's your first time listening, we start

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<v Speaker 1>the show the same every week, and now we're back

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<v Speaker 1>baby two gyms two?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Mitch doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know mine, I don't know Mitch's. Jenna's along for the ride.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to go first?

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>We've also got a TikTok school coming up a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit later. Okay, because there's a TikTok drama that I

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<v Speaker 2>am obsessed with.

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<v Speaker 1>It has just me.

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<v Speaker 2>It is such a saga and I've been following it

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<v Speaker 2>step by step, can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's start. You go first, Mitch?

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<v Speaker 2>You give us? Oh you want me to go for?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You go first?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? So I wanted to hear about Barley.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm give up a right it.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>It's click and collect Actually shit, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done it, really never click clicked or collected

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<v Speaker 1>in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't. It's not actually any more convenient at alls at work?

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<v Speaker 1>Explain it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, you just like shop online and then

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<v Speaker 2>you buy what you want and then you go to

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<v Speaker 2>the counter and then it's just they're in the bag

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<v Speaker 2>ready for you. Right, yeah, I do. It's okay with

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<v Speaker 2>in some instances, like you know, office Works or Bunnings

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<v Speaker 2>or something for little things, but often what is available

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<v Speaker 2>on the website isn't actually in store, like they haven't

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<v Speaker 2>updated it or whatever. Yeah, and so you'll buy this

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<v Speaker 2>thing online. Like I got some WD forty and then

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<v Speaker 2>Bunnings were like, sorry, mate, we've refunded. We've got no

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<v Speaker 2>WD forty. I'm like your Bunnings, where else am I

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<v Speaker 2>going to get it? And like often they substitute things

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<v Speaker 2>if they don't have it. Yes, Like did I tell

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<v Speaker 2>you when we were sponsored by dary Lee for Pig

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<v Speaker 2>Week a few weeks ago? I ordered thirty blocks of

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<v Speaker 2>darrol Lee white chocolate cookies and cream, went and click

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<v Speaker 2>and collected them, and I'm like, sorry, we don't have

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<v Speaker 2>that one, so we've substituted it with another darro Lee.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like this dark chocolate dury and I had

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<v Speaker 2>thirty of them. I was like, no, no, no, this

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<v Speaker 2>is this is the one we're promoting. I need that

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<v Speaker 2>particular one and it's just always wrong. And I don't

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<v Speaker 2>mind going into the shop and perusing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Same, that's that's half the fun.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's not being delivered to my house, I'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>just go and look for it myself. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>some other dog getting my order wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and giving you an alternative. I have done that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done clicking collect, I've done home order and.

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<v Speaker 2>That you live And you said you've never clicked and

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<v Speaker 2>collected in your line, No, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Clicked and then they drove to me, so I clicked

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<v Speaker 1>in sad, that's what right, I didn't see. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I did no fucking collecting. Although they text you and

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<v Speaker 1>they go, Hi, mitchum, your driver our bell, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to drop off your groceries at what time? I just

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<v Speaker 1>leave them at the door anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>But also, have you ever been like kept waiting Because

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<v Speaker 2>some of my friends will do that. They'll order groceries

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<v Speaker 2>online and they'll give you a two hour window. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, sorry, I can't come to dinner tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Willis might or might not show up. Like it's not

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<v Speaker 2>any more convenient than just popping into the supermarket.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree. I love a good old classic supermarket shop.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it's fine, something special you see the new product.

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<v Speaker 2>I just go into my own little world.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Sam, I love it. I used to work at Coals,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's a good of a soft spot in my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can go back to my Coals that I

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<v Speaker 1>worked at. Oh and I know where, I know where

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<v Speaker 1>everything is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's heaven.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>One thing I do hate about actually going shopping is

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<v Speaker 2>that things in everywhere I think they should be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what section?

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<v Speaker 2>What I would you go to to buy metamuthal?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Good point.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think I'd go vitamin Aisle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wasn't there?

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<v Speaker 5>Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Then then with a panandole and the and the neuropin, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Think you would think it was near the Milo. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, are you fucking kidding me? Very different?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, services just like jars.

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<v Speaker 2>Of powder, put them all together. Yeah, that's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>You add to liquid.

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<v Speaker 2>The dilutant is how you say the.

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<v Speaker 1>Big three Milo, metamucil, and chlorine. That's so stupid. Do

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else gets Is it just me? Or do you

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<v Speaker 1>always get shocked at the result of the price every shop?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked when it's really cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, oh that's great. Yeah, you keep adding them,

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<v Speaker 2>adding them, and they're like, fuck me three hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, always expensive, eat them on the fly. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>noticed that at some coals, the fancy ones that have

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<v Speaker 1>just been renovated, they make you pack your own bags?

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<v Speaker 1>What like it's aldi nah? Fuck that? Yeah, like, could

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<v Speaker 1>you want to pack the bags for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck that for a joke?

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<v Speaker 7>Catholic?

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<v Speaker 2>Well do you know what else? Speaking of click and

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<v Speaker 2>collecting Coals, people have been calling Coals out because if

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<v Speaker 2>they click and collect stuff. Yeah, you know how you

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<v Speaker 2>have to pay fifteen cents for the reusable bag things,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah Cole. Yes, they will just put like one item

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<v Speaker 2>in a bag, like a bottle of two letter milk

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<v Speaker 2>in a bag fifteen cents, the tea bags in the

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen cent bags, So they overcharge you for all these

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<v Speaker 2>reusable bags that are meant to be environmentally conscious, but

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<v Speaker 2>they're just using fuckloads of them and charging you for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh true, I never picked up on that. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought. I don't know how I've ended up on

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<v Speaker 2>this corner of TikTok. But click and collect fail toc

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<v Speaker 2>I found my people. This one chick ordered a kilo

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<v Speaker 2>of apples and they gave her an apple. They just

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<v Speaker 2>saw the number one and we're like, yeah, that'll do.

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<v Speaker 2>Or this one chick, they were like, sorry, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>have your particular laundry detergent, but instead we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>give you granola.

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<v Speaker 6>What.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they made that mistake, but I'd

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<v Speaker 2>just rather go to the shop than do it myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, we were out of purer skim milk. So here's

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<v Speaker 1>a jersey cow's so ridiculous newborn. We're all out of

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<v Speaker 1>my dog, so here's a dashing.

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<v Speaker 2>Always so extreme anyway, ye click and collect doesn't hit

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<v Speaker 2>the clip for me anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready to talk about Barley Clinton? Collect?

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<v Speaker 2>Clinton? Collect? That sounds like Jenny's break.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready for Mr.

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<v Speaker 2>Account No, she'd put in the adult section of the paper.

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<v Speaker 2>That was her corner of the ad Click and collect

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<v Speaker 2>call this number for a good time. Clinton collect.

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<v Speaker 1>But what are you collecting after you touch the clip? Juices?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really know what goes on down there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>none of my business, quite frankly, I'm assuming it's juices.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, your new dits Jenny, you need to start calling

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<v Speaker 1>the paper. You can put that ad back in, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready for mine. You guys read your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just come back from Bali?

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<v Speaker 2>Shut the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>I got Bali music?

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<v Speaker 2>It's Bali music?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know's it's massage music? Pop quiz? How

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<v Speaker 1>many massages did I have on day four of my trip?

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<v Speaker 1>In one day? In one day? Realistic? Three?

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<v Speaker 2>Five? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>It was heaven, guys. I had a really good trip.

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<v Speaker 1>I really did enjoy BALLEI.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you find with massages, though, that sometimes your expectations

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<v Speaker 2>are too high. You think, yes, I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 2>so relaxed after this, and you're like, nap, still too tense.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god all the time, And when you get

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<v Speaker 1>a dud massage and you just have to commit, like

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<v Speaker 1>you can't tell them to stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they cheaper over there? Oh they're so cheap?

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<v Speaker 1>And I felt so bad. Guys, he's the problem. With BALI.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was gorgeous. I'm not good at bartering, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>when haggling.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, oh, that's what you do for a living

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<v Speaker 2>on Facebook marketplace.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it when they're my equal. But when these

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<v Speaker 1>poor people need to put dinner on a table and

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<v Speaker 1>very you know, very thin old wooden table, you're such

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<v Speaker 1>people please that you'd be like, no, I'll double it.

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<v Speaker 1>Honest to god, Hayden wanted a linen set right, like

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<v Speaker 1>a linen top Millian pants. We go to markets on

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<v Speaker 1>day one and I see it on day one and

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<v Speaker 1>I like, big line straight to the linen market and

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<v Speaker 1>they go sir hollo, sir, holo, sir, and they got hollow,

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<v Speaker 1>sir holo, sir. And they realize that we're gay, and

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<v Speaker 1>they sort of have a little vomit and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they carry on.

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<v Speaker 1>They carry through because homosexuality frown upon in Indonesia.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good, I was just thinking I should book my trip,

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<v Speaker 2>but forget it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, they wouldn't let you. We barely skated through

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<v Speaker 1>because they thought I was a woman at some points

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<v Speaker 1>with the breast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, then i'd be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually, yeah, you'd be praised anyway. So we go

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<v Speaker 1>there and I go, oh, linen, linen, And if you

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<v Speaker 1>show it like a midium of interest in anything, then

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<v Speaker 1>they go, here's a sale.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, I'll do you a deal. It's the same

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<v Speaker 2>when I went to Fiji.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, exactly. Problem is the exchange rates really confusing.

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<v Speaker 1>So fifty thousand Indonesian dollars is five Australian dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is so confusing. Oh my god, how much is

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<v Speaker 2>this chocolate milk? Oh that'll be seventy grand?

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<v Speaker 6>What you go?

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<v Speaker 1>We had one dinner it was eighteen million, and now

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<v Speaker 1>that's a home deposit.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, what does that equate to you an Australian

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and eighty?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>But day one I wasn't going to s so I

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<v Speaker 1>got this linen st gorgeous. You have it in medium?

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<v Speaker 1>Should do I know your size? They're not for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. I work in douvet sizes. I'm a king.

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<v Speaker 1>So then I said, okay, how much and she goes

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<v Speaker 1>a million, which is one hundred dollars with no way

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't have cost a million dollars and Hayden's can mate. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Hayden's going to let me, let me do it. And

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<v Speaker 1>then Hayden goes, what about one hundred thousand, cuts them

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<v Speaker 1>down by ninety percent straight away, hundred which is ten

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<v Speaker 1>dollars ten Australian dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it went straight down.

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<v Speaker 1>Said no, no, no, no, no, no no no. And

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<v Speaker 1>I go, hold on, what about five hundred thousand right

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<v Speaker 1>to the middle, which is terrible, which is really bad

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<v Speaker 1>because that is now there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not five thousand, five hundred thousand, it's a lot. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's fifty bucks five hundred thousand. Yeah, yeah, so you

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Hayden is furious at me because that is

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<v Speaker 1>now the price that I said we will pay. You

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<v Speaker 1>won't go lower than that. So we end up having

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<v Speaker 1>to pay fifty dollars for the which is fine, which

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<v Speaker 1>is fifty bucks, yeah exactly, I'd be happy with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we go to the next door and they're paying

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<v Speaker 1>three dollars for the same exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, three dollars three Australian. You pay for

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<v Speaker 2>what you get and you know it'll be better quality.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure. There's the service, the service and a smile

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<v Speaker 2>and trying to justify it. The way I would to myself, Nah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's better if it's more expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Somehow, I'm bad at haggling. I'm also really bad at

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<v Speaker 1>scooter riding. I didn't tell anyone this on social media,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had a scooter accent. Oh you had a

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<v Speaker 1>full Oh no, I had I had an accent. I

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<v Speaker 1>fell off the bike in the middle of Changu.

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<v Speaker 2>I did reply to your Instagram story and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>do your helmet up? And you were like, okay, mum,

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<v Speaker 2>do not tell me that you've had a fall when

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<v Speaker 2>your helmet was not strapped up.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a fall that down. Yeah, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>get a photo of my of my your helmets. Kids, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I was riding around Changu and I was calling it

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<v Speaker 1>canned for ages. That's why no one could give me directions.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, where's Cagy. That's not a place.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a pokemon I was on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an illness. I was on a scooter and you

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<v Speaker 1>should have seen me. You Hayden can't drive right.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he's Gaya, And he goes, oh, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>get a scooter and I go no, No, you'll crash.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't drive. You don't know road rules. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you give way? Like I was being a pop quiz

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<v Speaker 1>what is this sign?

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<v Speaker 2>Not being an idiot?

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<v Speaker 1>And then he goes, no, I want to ride, and

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<v Speaker 1>I go sure, fine, well it's your funeral and then

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<v Speaker 1>who stacks it in the main.

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<v Speaker 2>Street of BALI me, you got smart, didn't you. I

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<v Speaker 2>was riding.

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<v Speaker 1>I was guess where it was after three hours of driving.

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<v Speaker 1>It was turning back into the hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh ah, you were like, you're on the home threats

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<v Speaker 2>and you were like, oh, yeah, I'm here now you

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<v Speaker 2>just already switched off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And when people accidentally pissed themselves when they get to

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<v Speaker 2>their front door, mentally they're like, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been there too many times. I'm I can start

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<v Speaker 1>letting the poo out and anyway, So, you know, with

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<v Speaker 1>a throttle on a scooter, I was turning and there

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<v Speaker 1>was traffic building behind me, and these people were honking

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<v Speaker 1>their monkeys and stray dogs on the street. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>too much stimulation. So I rev to go, and I

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<v Speaker 1>too quickly, and then I tried to stop, but I

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<v Speaker 1>revved harder and my bike did a wheelie, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in Tokyo drift and I'm wheeling through the main street,

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<v Speaker 1>dodging chickens and then I try to stop and it

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<v Speaker 1>goes faster, so I let go and then the bike

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<v Speaker 1>falls back on me and drags me down the street.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is so dramatic.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know me, I don't like to You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was embarrassed, right, My pride was knock so a

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<v Speaker 1>local boy ran up, sir, sir say, and I went

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<v Speaker 1>fuck off?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you actually say?

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<v Speaker 1>I snapped at the local boy, Oh the Mitchell. It

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<v Speaker 1>was awful, but you know, I was embarrassed. My pride

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<v Speaker 1>was not then hay, I'm like, come on, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>you up, and I said.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to the villa like I was mad. You were

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<v Speaker 2>mad at yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Mad myself? Yes, I lashed out at those.

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<v Speaker 2>So many massage that's holy.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have seen what I said to the stray dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me get a photo of my illness, your illness

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<v Speaker 2>or injuries injury? Yeah yeah, no, not, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Illness.

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<v Speaker 6>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is me after I fell off the bike,

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<v Speaker 1>fully bruised and.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a big like if you've just been dragged across

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<v Speaker 2>tar like a grape.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I had to fully slather an embedded dean

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a whole thing. So I couldn't swim

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<v Speaker 1>for the first three days because the water borne bacteria

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<v Speaker 1>would kill me. I couldn't shower because of the bug

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<v Speaker 1>in the water. Like the bacteria in the water. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not had to drink the water.

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<v Speaker 5>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you get bal take it bary belly if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Drink the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that what barley belly is? The water is

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<v Speaker 2>so unhygienic. There's some that can do about that for

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<v Speaker 2>those who aren't used to.

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<v Speaker 1>It, because you would have bacteria in our water. But

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<v Speaker 1>our bodies are so.

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<v Speaker 2>Used to it. We're bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we go over there and I

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<v Speaker 1>caught it because I brushed my teeth with the tap water.

0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:48.800
<v Speaker 1>I was so good, I wasn't drinking it. I was great,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I brushed my teeth with the tap water.

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<v Speaker 1>Projectile vomiting for days.

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<v Speaker 2>Your belly is week.

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<v Speaker 1>My belly is weak, and it was full of barley.

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<v Speaker 1>When you shower, you have to close your mouth. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not allowed to have the water in your body at all.

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<v Speaker 2>How do I doe?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, you'd have to use bottled water.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, really not selling this place to me.

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it that in the last month everyone I

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<v Speaker 2>know has either gone to Bali or Europe. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>in between.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, and they're all gay men in Bali.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fucking illegal, it is? Is it actually illegal? You

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't make that.

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<v Speaker 1>Old statement, true, Jenna? Can you google that is gayness

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<v Speaker 1>illegal in Indonesia.

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<v Speaker 2>I really liked the idea of going to Dubai or

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<v Speaker 2>Abi Dhabi until I found out it's illegal to be

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<v Speaker 2>gay and the heat is sweltering. You'll be sentenced to

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<v Speaker 2>death in Dubai, yeah, me of all people.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, but you're right. You could disguise as a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful woman and they might not touch you, they might

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<v Speaker 1>want to touch you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to roll the dice on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I wouldn't do.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoy my holiday either lady, or do I go

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<v Speaker 2>to hang? Which one do I choose? I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>to make.

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<v Speaker 1>A joys Well, Hayden and I didn't hold hands, but

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<v Speaker 1>we felt there were moments where we felt eyes on us,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We booked in a massage, one of many, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was the Royal Baralonesian couple's massage. It's perfect timing for

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<v Speaker 1>the news. And we get there and we go, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here for the massage.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no way to take a seat. What massage you

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<v Speaker 2>do here?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have you in the sister so I booked

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and that we only have one booking for the

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<v Speaker 1>royal couple's massage.

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<v Speaker 7>No, that's us.

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<v Speaker 1>The look on her face shocked, horrid that there were

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<v Speaker 1>two men booked in for a couple of massage.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. She would have been like, I'm putting

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<v Speaker 2>a room divided between you two. One of you is

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<v Speaker 2>on the trundle bed on the floor. You're not sleeping

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<v Speaker 2>together or getting massage together. Isn't that what they're called?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I broke the massage bed in the first oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>because we had one that was creaking the whole time

0:22:43.600 --> 0:22:46.000
<v Speaker 1>and nuts and bolts were falling out like the Poseidon

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<v Speaker 1>Adventure snapping in half. And then the next day we

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<v Speaker 1>booked another one and they said, sorry, the massage bed

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<v Speaker 1>was broken yesterday, and I went, oh fuck, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Had nothing to do with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I'm innocent. What's the verdict? Jenek and the

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<v Speaker 1>Gays go to Indonesia, yes they can, but same sex

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<v Speaker 1>marriage is illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Put up with that for long adoption.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, you know, I'm still not really keen on

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<v Speaker 2>the idea of going there, just based of what you've said, Like,

0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:11.800
<v Speaker 2>there's pockets of really nice things, but I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>there's also a lot of grossness.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, look, yeah, yes, you'd be turned off at

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<v Speaker 1>the stray dogs. You're too much of an empathy at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh are they like you feel sorry for them?

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<v Speaker 1>Mange?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I was gonna say I don't hate dogs, but like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no that I'd hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>How uber driver one might ran over one and kept

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<v Speaker 1>driving true true story. Yeah, still got five stars though

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<v Speaker 1>he was lovely. Let us plug in our iPhone. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I don't really want to go there anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, this was brought to you by Tourism Indonesia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Lama Puggy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? That's enough of these two? Now

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<v Speaker 1>let's hear and is it just you? Okay, it's over.

0:23:54.760 --> 0:23:55.320
<v Speaker 1>It is it just you?

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch?

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<v Speaker 1>And I've done ours, so it's time to hand the

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<v Speaker 1>privilege to prove someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's an honor. We're so seldom grant to an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get in touch with the slide into the

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<v Speaker 1>DMS couple of mitches. If you don't follow us yet TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram and Facebook.

0:24:08.680 --> 0:24:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, surely you follow us. That's how you found us

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<v Speaker 2>in the first place. I would assume you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we going to get a be real like a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of mitches be real?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's not a dumb idea. Actually social

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<v Speaker 2>mediake turns.

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<v Speaker 1>But then do we both get the log in or

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<v Speaker 1>do one of them?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, i'd have to switch between accounts. A bloody love

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<v Speaker 2>be reel. By the way, it's my new obsession.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I only got it because Hayden was on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got it two days ago and it was bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was thinking, what's taking Mitch so long? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I've had hated on it from day dot. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>then you'd always be in the b reels and I'm like,

0:24:36.800 --> 0:24:38.639
<v Speaker 2>why is he not getting fomo? That is so in

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:40.160
<v Speaker 2>your nature to be like I'm missing out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't really know about it.

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<v Speaker 2>No one told me. Really bloody fun, Jenny, you need

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<v Speaker 2>to get on it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get it, get on it next week.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have it, please.

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<v Speaker 2>But those who don't know what be real is. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like a social media app. You only have your friends

0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:52.320
<v Speaker 2>on it, so you can't go viral on there.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>But at a random time every day, everyone gets the

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:58.600
<v Speaker 2>same notification saying, quick, you've got two minutes to take

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<v Speaker 2>a photo of what you're doing. You get a of

0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:03.119
<v Speaker 2>the outside camera and the inside camera. And so because

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:05.119
<v Speaker 2>there's like that time pressure of two minutes, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to just be honest about what you're doing. There's no filtering,

0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:10.200
<v Speaker 2>there's no uploading you from your best angles, and so

0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:13.320
<v Speaker 2>it's fun like you're just posted your grossness. It's great, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>perfect for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Often more times than not, they're just very boring photos.

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<v Speaker 2>Very dear. You have a very interesting life.

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<v Speaker 4>You do?

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<v Speaker 6>You do?

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<v Speaker 1>You the zoo the other day is interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't. It's getting annoying because every time I

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<v Speaker 2>get a b real notification, I was like, fuck, I

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:29.720
<v Speaker 2>mean better again. Yeah, everyone's going to notice that I

0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:30.600
<v Speaker 2>haven't changed my sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of mitches. Be Real might be coming or right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it easy to you. Let's get an idiot

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<v Speaker 1>on the line. All the way from Brisbane, Caitlin joins this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Katie, like, Caitlan.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you good.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good, Mitchell. I know it's going to be your

0:25:44.800 --> 0:25:47.280
<v Speaker 5>birthday when this podcast comes out, So happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's sweet, Caitlyn, she remembered, neither of you did.

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<v Speaker 2>Just you wait for the cake. I was actually I

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<v Speaker 2>was actually waiting Caitlin to see if either of them

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<v Speaker 2>remember my birthday. But I'm glad you brought it up now,

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<v Speaker 2>so don't be bust. This wasn't recorded on your birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's my birthday episode. We always figure out which

0:26:05.680 --> 0:26:06.880
<v Speaker 2>episode is closest to the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlyn, you dog Hi. We'll say we discussed and we

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:13.200
<v Speaker 1>have it in writing in the contract that is is

0:26:13.480 --> 0:26:17.520
<v Speaker 1>just Me Proprietary Limited. We don't celebrate birthdays anymore because

0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 1>we've we've gone all out and it's we can never

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<v Speaker 1>top what we've done.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we said that we won't dedicate a whole birthday

0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:25.440
<v Speaker 2>episode because you know how we used to like the

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 2>whole episode, would sent it around the birthday. But we

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:29.440
<v Speaker 2>still do a little bit of who huh, Like Janet

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:32.440
<v Speaker 2>got the Jumper? I paid a sketch art to send

0:26:32.440 --> 0:26:34.879
<v Speaker 2>a custom frame fabricator to get a picture of you

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:37.600
<v Speaker 2>with Dot Wiggans, Janna. I drove to the Shire to

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<v Speaker 2>pick up a trolley for you.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Man not the day I was in Bali.

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<v Speaker 2>Bali belly. Now you've done, Caitlyn, you started an argument.

0:26:48.600 --> 0:26:53.240
<v Speaker 1>I feel awful. All right, Caitlyn, we'll fight off the air.

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Give us your region, we'll count you in Bradley, or

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.480
<v Speaker 1>give you a little intro then hit us. Okay, this

0:26:58.640 --> 0:27:00.920
<v Speaker 1>is something you've noticed, something you hate, something you appreciate.

0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 3>Does Burt Newton give you the same energy as a

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<v Speaker 3>Humpty dumpy easter egg?

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Abs?

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:17.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, God rest his soul. Does Burton Newton give you

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:20.480
<v Speaker 1>the same energy as a Humpty dumpty to be specific, easter.

0:27:20.359 --> 0:27:25.959
<v Speaker 2>Egg, Humpty dumpty berries? But we're talking about the easter requestion. Well,

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:28.440
<v Speaker 2>when he's not where he is, sorry, when he wasn't

0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:30.960
<v Speaker 2>wearing his little hair piece, the two pay and you

0:27:31.040 --> 0:27:33.720
<v Speaker 2>got the bald Bert? Definitely I see it.

0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 1>And didn't we just say we have nothing but the

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:38.840
<v Speaker 1>utmost respect for Bert?

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:42.879
<v Speaker 2>And absolutely do you have you been watching neighbors, Caitlin?

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 2>You know how it's finishing. Have you ever been a

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:45.040
<v Speaker 2>fan of Neighbors?

0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:27:46.000 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Not really quite honest. Well, I'm going to say this anyway,

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:51.320
<v Speaker 2>even if you don't give a flying fuck, someone else

0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:54.119
<v Speaker 2>who was giving Humpty Dumpty energy at the moment is

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Doctor Carl. Because the actor who plays Doctor Carl has

0:27:58.000 --> 0:28:00.959
<v Speaker 2>some sort of condition. I think it might be alopecia,

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 2>a jacenter. Maybe it just is alopecia, and so he's

0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 2>lost his hair and eyebrows. And I remember tuning in

0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I saw something on the neighbor's Facebook page the other

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 2>day and I was like, is that doctor Carl? It

0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:13.920
<v Speaker 2>does not look anything like him anymore. So everyone that's

0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:15.719
<v Speaker 2>going to be tuning in for the very final episode

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:17.200
<v Speaker 2>this week is going to be like, fuck me, what

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:18.280
<v Speaker 2>happened Carl?

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I've got the egg up now? And holy shit? Yeah

0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:25.000
<v Speaker 1>it's Bert, Yeah it is, isn't it. It's because his

0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:28.119
<v Speaker 1>head was really shiny, and they used to call him infant,

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.680
<v Speaker 1>that was his nickname. He's just had such a round head,

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:31.080
<v Speaker 1>you know.

0:28:31.640 --> 0:28:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Bert would never be caught dead wearing that

0:28:33.800 --> 0:28:36.480
<v Speaker 2>much color that The Humpty Dumpty is too fruity for Burt.

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:40.320
<v Speaker 1>He's a photo of Bert. Oh god, it's Oh, it's

0:28:40.400 --> 0:28:43.240
<v Speaker 1>actually admirable. How round that head is.

0:28:43.520 --> 0:28:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Caitlyn, thank you for that. You've won something from

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Jenner's prize carpet to make sure you hit her up.

0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:49.200
<v Speaker 1>On Instagram caratulation.

0:28:50.040 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 2>We'll send it out by the way. You're in Brisbane.

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming I know what you'll be up to on

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 2>September twenty three or September twenty four.

0:28:57.280 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 5>You know it.

0:28:57.840 --> 0:28:59.040
<v Speaker 3>I'll be at your life show.

0:28:59.280 --> 0:29:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you, Darling.

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Did sound like there was a gun to it head?

0:29:07.640 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, love you, Katelyn.

0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening, Kateler.

0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll see you soon. A bit of self promotion if

0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:16.840
<v Speaker 2>anyone else wants tickets to my Brisbane show since September,

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:18.360
<v Speaker 2>just linking by all my Instagram.

0:29:18.480 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>It's a bit far out to be so it'll be

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 1>here before you know.

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 2>Well.

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, no, no, go for sorry for bringing it up.

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:27.160
<v Speaker 2>No no, no, say it's linking by everybody.

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay are we all? Did you have the apple and

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 1>you've got the cane?

0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell, I'm ready for class. I've got me chalk TikTok

0:29:35.080 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 2>schools in session. So there is the most random TikTok

0:29:41.160 --> 0:29:43.240
<v Speaker 2>drama that I've been obsessed with recently.

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:44.720
<v Speaker 1>I love a good TikTok drama.

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:44.920
<v Speaker 6>Oh.

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Same.

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:49.120
<v Speaker 2>It usually happens between like rival mummy TikTokers. Yes, like

0:29:49.200 --> 0:29:51.560
<v Speaker 2>the parenting TikTok world is one. I'm glad I'm not in.

0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or Doja Cat and Noah Snap from Random?

0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, this one's very different. You know those videos that

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 2>you're often of people doing random acts of kindness?

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I have seen that. They always look a bit

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 1>staged to me.

0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I actually hate them, to be honest.

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:11.240
<v Speaker 2>I remember once a brand reaching out to me and

0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:13.640
<v Speaker 2>asking me to do as part of a brand deal,

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.520
<v Speaker 2>like random acts of kindness, And I'm like, it's already

0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 2>not random if I'm being paid to go out in

0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 2>the street and be like, Hi, here's this whatever product.

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they wanted me to do, but

0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:26.120
<v Speaker 2>I just said no because I'm like, that is so insincere. Yeah,

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 2>that's what I hate about these random act of kindness videos.

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, a few weeks ago, there was this TikToker

0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 2>called Life of Harrison, and so he went up to

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 2>some lady that was sitting by herself in a shopping center,

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:39.160
<v Speaker 2>gave her a bunch of flowers, and she said, oh,

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 2>can you hold these for a second.

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:43.560
<v Speaker 1>I did see this, Oh you saw it everywhere. Everyone

0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 1>was talking about this.

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 2>A lot of people saw it. It got sixty five

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 2>million views in the end. But he said, yep, hold

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:51.120
<v Speaker 2>these flowers for me. She did, and then he just

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:54.320
<v Speaker 2>pissed off left them with her. It was meant to

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 2>be some wholesome surprise. And I don't know. I can't

0:30:57.880 --> 0:30:59.640
<v Speaker 2>read her expression at the end of the video, right

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:02.200
<v Speaker 2>because you know that was secretly filming her. But all

0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:04.800
<v Speaker 2>the comments are like, oh, that's so beautiful. You can

0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:07.400
<v Speaker 2>tell that she really needed that. That made her day.

0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:09.560
<v Speaker 2>But when I look at her facial expression, she looks

0:31:09.600 --> 0:31:12.160
<v Speaker 2>fed up. She looks really annoyed.

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, be a bit grateful, your cow. You're not given

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 1>a bouquet of flowers free, just take it. Such a

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 1>hassle to carry them around.

0:31:20.680 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh we'll get to that. We'll get to that, because

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:26.600
<v Speaker 2>she she's no longer an anonymous old lady. She's come out.

0:31:26.640 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 2>But first of all, when this video blew up, Harrison

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 2>was of course going on about how good of a

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 2>person he was. I think he did an interview on

0:31:34.520 --> 0:31:37.200
<v Speaker 2>CNN like globally in the US. Yeah, so this is

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 2>what he said initially, Okay, this is a TikToker.

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:43.239
<v Speaker 4>After I walked off and I said have a good day,

0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:46.600
<v Speaker 4>I actually had no idea how her reaction was. But

0:31:46.720 --> 0:31:51.320
<v Speaker 4>then when I saw her reaction, she actually cried. I

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 4>was just like, wow, it really just made me feel

0:31:57.520 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 4>some type of way. And then remember afterwards, I actually

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 4>went back up to her and she was really grateful

0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 4>and just so happy, And I know that's just something

0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 4>that she's going to remember for the rest of her life.

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 4>It just makes my heart feel full and happy just

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 4>to give back. It's just something that's always been something

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 4>that's just made me smile.

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:22.600
<v Speaker 2>Right, what do you mean give back? Like it's just

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:25.840
<v Speaker 2>assumed that she's less fortunate than you. Yeah, I bet

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 2>she owns a home prick like you'll never be able to.

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 2>I hate that when he acts like, oh, it just

0:32:31.960 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 2>I do it out of the kindness of my heart.

0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:35.760
<v Speaker 2>You do it for the views, mate. Yeah, I'm sorry

0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 2>to be a cynic as usual, but no, you were

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:39.280
<v Speaker 2>not doing a good thing. I mean she still got

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 2>flowers out of it, though, right. Well, she has since

0:32:43.000 --> 0:32:44.960
<v Speaker 2>come out and told her side of the story.

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 2>This lady's name is Marie, of course, and she says

0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:51.360
<v Speaker 2>that I don't really do the TikTok or the Facebook.

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:53.600
<v Speaker 2>And so she did what anyone her age would do.

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 2>She wrote an email to her talk backstation, of course,

0:32:57.680 --> 0:32:59.680
<v Speaker 2>and so she went on air to tell her side

0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 2>of this. Sorry, this is what Marie had to say.

0:33:02.400 --> 0:33:03.360
<v Speaker 3>Tell us what happened to you?

0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 6>Well, I was just having a coffee. It was sort

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:11.640
<v Speaker 6>of late afternoon reading and her.

0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 2>Phone line is so good. I bet you're using a

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:16.920
<v Speaker 2>home phone that says everything you need to know about Marie.

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 1>But go on, that's a nine to five number.

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:21.880
<v Speaker 6>My guy came up and asked very politely whether i'd

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:23.760
<v Speaker 6>hold these flowers for him.

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:24.880
<v Speaker 3>It's a bunch of flowers.

0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:26.440
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, so I did.

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:30.520
<v Speaker 6>Then he just strode off. And anyway, then I saw

0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:36.280
<v Speaker 6>the guys had been filming it, and they denied it anyway,

0:33:36.360 --> 0:33:40.800
<v Speaker 6>they obviously had. It was a friendly discussion. I look,

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 6>do you want these flowers? I don't really want them,

0:33:43.120 --> 0:33:45.160
<v Speaker 6>and you know, I didn't want to carry them home

0:33:45.240 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 6>in the tram really, to be quite frank, And they

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:52.000
<v Speaker 6>weren't they weren't my to my taste, really, and anyway,

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:56.000
<v Speaker 6>they didn't want them, and then yeah, so anyway, then

0:33:56.520 --> 0:34:00.400
<v Speaker 6>people texted me and I began to really lives that

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:03.840
<v Speaker 6>had gone viral. And then there was the article.

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 1>How did the article represent you, Marie?

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 6>Well, you know, old woman, elderly woman. You he heartbreaking tale.

0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:14.880
<v Speaker 6>I just was, you know, quite offended.

0:34:15.320 --> 0:34:15.759
<v Speaker 1>At first.

0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:17.440
<v Speaker 6>It was just a bit of a joke to me.

0:34:18.239 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 6>And then I've sort of felt dehumanized. And I also

0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:24.760
<v Speaker 6>know that it's very quite small because in the scheme

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:25.880
<v Speaker 6>of things, it's.

0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:26.799
<v Speaker 1>A small thing.

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Look we get and no one's presenting this as the

0:34:29.760 --> 0:34:30.239
<v Speaker 2>end of the world.

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:33.160
<v Speaker 6>And while I've got people on text here saying, oh

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 6>my goodness, she's just complaining about getting a bunch of flowers.

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:37.600
<v Speaker 2>You know, what's the problem.

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:39.040
<v Speaker 3>What would you say to that, Marie?

0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:44.239
<v Speaker 6>I would say that, well, you you'd be described in

0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 6>an article as an old lady, and there I was

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:50.880
<v Speaker 6>this pathetic old woman. There was even an implication that,

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:53.320
<v Speaker 6>you know, I was maybe homeless.

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:58.279
<v Speaker 2>No, Marie, Marie is not happy. The flowers were not

0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:01.279
<v Speaker 2>to her tague God for me, she had to trot

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 2>them through the tram. That was my favorite part. Like

0:35:03.560 --> 0:35:05.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm just picturing in her head when you watch that

0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:09.720
<v Speaker 2>viral video, Like people are thinking that she's crying because

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:12.520
<v Speaker 2>it's so kind and it made her day, but she's

0:35:12.600 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 2>really thinking, what the fuck are these BP servo flowers?

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't want these discussing things in my beautiful

0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:19.399
<v Speaker 2>home all my friends.

0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm a daffodil lad, And she didn't want to

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:24.360
<v Speaker 1>take them on the tram put a bit of fucking

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:25.560
<v Speaker 1>satchel Marie.

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:28.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm with her. It's not about the flowers. It's just

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:31.080
<v Speaker 2>about this kid like using overviews that.

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:34.680
<v Speaker 1>She should have been grateful. Also, like, you know, who

0:35:34.760 --> 0:35:36.680
<v Speaker 1>cares if people think you're homeless? I guess she doesn't

0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 1>understand this social media and people will comment anything but

0:35:40.280 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 1>yeah over it.

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:43.400
<v Speaker 2>But people are just reading into it and like they

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:45.640
<v Speaker 2>don't know her or her story, but just at a glance,

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:49.560
<v Speaker 2>they're like, oh, she's some poor, miserable old bag lady, Like, oh,

0:35:49.920 --> 0:35:52.120
<v Speaker 2>I would hate to be in that position, have you ever?

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they filmed her without her consent and lied about it.

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:59.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that actually makes it weird. And that Harrison kid

0:35:59.800 --> 0:36:03.560
<v Speaker 2>did another interview with this argarithmic ongoing. He did an

0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:05.440
<v Speaker 2>interview with the project and this is what he had

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:06.120
<v Speaker 2>to say about it.

0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:11.359
<v Speaker 4>Marie, I apologize for what has happened, and I would

0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:14.600
<v Speaker 4>love to be able to own you a coffee and

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 4>to be able to get you a bouquet of flowers

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:18.880
<v Speaker 4>that are your taste.

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 7>We had to book our interview with Harrison through his

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 7>talent agent, Norella.

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Jacob's not happy.

0:36:25.680 --> 0:36:27.400
<v Speaker 2>I'd just had to include that little bit in the

0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 2>in the audio through his talid age.

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 1>How would you book him? Yeah, the viral flower old

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:35.120
<v Speaker 1>lady Heims would be a video guy.

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Please just reaching out.

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, have you ever, you know, actually done an act

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:44.040
<v Speaker 1>of kindness or experience one? Because I have grown my

0:36:44.200 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 1>mom gorgeous woman, you guys know Michelle Cheery, so sweet

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:50.719
<v Speaker 1>heart of gold. She I vividly remember coming home from

0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 1>my sister's dance. You know, when you were young and

0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>you couldn't drive yourself, so you just went everywhere with

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:57.000
<v Speaker 1>your mum, Like my sisters had to be picked up

0:36:57.000 --> 0:36:58.160
<v Speaker 1>from dance. So I was just in the backseat of

0:36:58.200 --> 0:37:00.200
<v Speaker 1>the car and this homeless man was sitting on the

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>side of the road, and Mum stopped the car and

0:37:03.080 --> 0:37:06.240
<v Speaker 1>she felt so sorry for this man. She went, don't worry,

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:09.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm coming back as if he was waiting for her.

0:37:09.880 --> 0:37:11.279
<v Speaker 2>He's like weird, Michelle cheery going.

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:14.520
<v Speaker 1>So she drove a Honda Nimbus all the way to

0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:16.920
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's drive through, got him a big Mac and a

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:19.279
<v Speaker 1>coke and chips, and then drove it back, got out

0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:21.120
<v Speaker 1>of the car, gave it to him, and he threw

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:24.279
<v Speaker 1>it at her. Oh my god, I threw it back

0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 1>at her. He was so offended. I don't even think

0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:27.759
<v Speaker 1>he's homeless. In the end of the yeah, just low

0:37:27.800 --> 0:37:30.040
<v Speaker 1>on blood sugar, needed to sit down. But I vividly

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 1>remember that that moment.

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:31.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 2>See, maybe people don't like being on the receiving end

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:35.920
<v Speaker 2>of random axicindess. It would have been worse if she

0:37:36.000 --> 0:37:37.440
<v Speaker 2>filmed it, being like how kind am I?

0:37:37.600 --> 0:37:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, no, she wouldn't be able to Mechel. You

0:37:39.600 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 1>get the VHS out and start filming.

0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:44.560
<v Speaker 2>I remember once I did something for a homeless person.

0:37:46.400 --> 0:37:48.800
<v Speaker 2>It was when I wanted to quit smoking right and

0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 2>I decided, no, this is it. I'm going cold turkey,

0:37:51.520 --> 0:37:54.040
<v Speaker 2>and I gave the remains of my packet to my

0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:56.759
<v Speaker 2>eyeless person, who for weeks on end had been saying,

0:37:56.760 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 2>have you got a smoke? Mate? And I thought she'll

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:00.880
<v Speaker 2>love this. It made a day. Does that count of

0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:01.400
<v Speaker 2>the random.

0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:07.560
<v Speaker 7>Active kind Yes, yes, it does the rest of my city, Mitchell,

0:38:10.520 --> 0:38:11.279
<v Speaker 7>that's I guess.

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:12.920
<v Speaker 2>As I said it out loud, I was like, no,

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:17.640
<v Speaker 2>that's not a random No, I'm with you on that. Anyway,

0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 2>I thought I would. I thought we'd do a bit

0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 2>of an experiment based off this, because clearly, after watching

0:38:23.680 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 2>these videos, people probably think, oh, that person that was

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:29.320
<v Speaker 2>on the receiving end of the active kindness might have

0:38:29.400 --> 0:38:32.600
<v Speaker 2>actually been overjoyed. It made their day. But as we've learned,

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't happen all the time. I want to see

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 2>what reaction we get if you were to perform a

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 2>random active kindness in the office. Ah, yeah, in.

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Here in the radio station. Yes, okay, all right, Wow,

0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:43.800
<v Speaker 1>what do I do?

0:38:44.080 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Just give them my love and fect No, so I've

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:47.080
<v Speaker 2>got something for them? Here?

0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Got a bag? Did you click and collect that?

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:49.600
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:53.880
<v Speaker 2>No, went and got them. So you'll give them some flowers? Beautiful,

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:57.560
<v Speaker 2>I got some flowers. It's so you just do exactly

0:38:57.560 --> 0:38:58.279
<v Speaker 2>what Harrison did.

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Two kilos of white flower.

0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a plural of flower.

0:39:02.280 --> 0:39:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Funny.

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:05.799
<v Speaker 2>Funny. You just go up to someone and say, oh, sorry, mate,

0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:08.200
<v Speaker 2>can you hold these flowers for me? And then you

0:39:08.320 --> 0:39:11.800
<v Speaker 2>faf about for a bit and then you just piss

0:39:11.880 --> 0:39:13.320
<v Speaker 2>off and leave them with the flowers?

0:39:13.400 --> 0:39:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay? And wait, so so I give them and then

0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I run off.

0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so you just say have a nice day

0:39:19.280 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 2>at the end, as if you've just done something really

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:21.759
<v Speaker 2>beautiful for them.

0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:24.520
<v Speaker 1>And when do I come back and go punked?

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:25.120
<v Speaker 2>You don't?

0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:25.400
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, who's how are we going to secretly film this?

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:31.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Well, I'm gonna zoom call the studio right now,

0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 2>and then you take this phone down with you. Also,

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:36.480
<v Speaker 2>you'll have vision yep, and so you just take that

0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:38.080
<v Speaker 2>with your heart it somewhere so I can watch the

0:39:38.120 --> 0:39:39.799
<v Speaker 2>whole thing. And then you're just gonna have to call

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:42.440
<v Speaker 2>the studio so I can hear you with have air

0:39:42.480 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 2>pods in h Okay, that's good, all right, So I'm

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.080
<v Speaker 2>calling the studio. I'll call the sky the zoom thing.

0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:50.320
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot happening on once. You're gonna have to

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:51.160
<v Speaker 2>answer my zoom as well.

0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, shit, hold on, I'm coming through the.

0:39:56.440 --> 0:39:56.680
<v Speaker 6>Hear me.

0:39:57.280 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh yep, here we go.

0:39:58.239 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Jenner's tits are good from the side, Thank you.

0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:03.920
<v Speaker 1>All right, give me the phone, all right, AirPods going in.

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you're wearing air pods, whoever you give the

0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:09.680
<v Speaker 2>flowers to won't suspect a thing. I don't know if

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 2>we made it clear what exactly the gift is.

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, very funny. The flowers are two one killo

0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:17.479
<v Speaker 1>playing flowers taped together. Very funny.

0:40:17.680 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 2>These flowers. Hand them to take them in the in

0:40:21.800 --> 0:40:23.759
<v Speaker 2>the supermarket bag and then just pull them out. How

0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:24.800
<v Speaker 2>can you hold these flowers?

0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:40:25.760 --> 0:40:27.239
<v Speaker 2>You know what this is getting confusing. I'm just going

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:29.480
<v Speaker 2>to talk you through it as as we're going. So

0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:35.560
<v Speaker 2>your first task, Mitchell, pay attention classes in sessions. Your

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:38.040
<v Speaker 2>first task is just go find a random victim not

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:39.600
<v Speaker 2>in the kiss area because they know it's too.

0:40:39.560 --> 0:40:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, the finance and the sales and the marketing.

0:40:42.239 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm going take the stairs. Okay, Well, guys, just

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 2>quick test. You can hear me on the phone. Yeah,

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I can hear you on the phone. Land, I'm clear, beautiful, okay, perfect.

0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:56.879
<v Speaker 2>Harry Goes is the CEO's assistant there at her little

0:40:56.960 --> 0:41:01.120
<v Speaker 2>admin desk. No wonder that it is a Friday.

0:41:02.040 --> 0:41:03.319
<v Speaker 1>I think head downstairs.

0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:06.080
<v Speaker 2>There's actually no one on this level.

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:07.680
<v Speaker 3>I could go stair.

0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:11.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting in a list. Okay, you're heading downstairs?

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:12.200
<v Speaker 8>Are you say?

0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Level one is marketing sales and fine air. There's only

0:41:17.040 --> 0:41:19.880
<v Speaker 2>two levels in this place. But where the penthouse? Obviously

0:41:20.000 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 2>of level two? Oh they've done a fresh paint job

0:41:22.400 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 2>down there. It's different to when I worked here.

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:41:27.280 --> 0:41:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Perfect God?

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Why is it so empty on Fridays? No one comes

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:33.799
<v Speaker 2>to work quiet? Why I'm going to go find these people?

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't think they can hear of Mitchell in your

0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:38.359
<v Speaker 2>fucking AirPod. I can be as loud as I want.

0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to die to say hiking hold this flash.

0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:45.600
<v Speaker 2>They're going to walk away. Hang on. Step one is

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:48.280
<v Speaker 2>hide the phone somewhere so I can see them. Okay,

0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 2>and I watch my line again? Just ascuse me? Can

0:41:50.960 --> 0:41:52.479
<v Speaker 2>you hold these flowers? And then you have to faff

0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:57.080
<v Speaker 2>about for a bit? I'm like, oh my god much

0:41:57.080 --> 0:41:57.920
<v Speaker 2>you're freaking out about this?

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'm excited for it.

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, is that chicking the corner there in the

0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:09.400
<v Speaker 2>blue you're gonna get her?

0:42:10.200 --> 0:42:10.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Hi, everyone good, I'm already think you hold these flowers

0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:17.040
<v Speaker 1>for me?

0:42:17.840 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 8>Absolutely?

0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Walking off is so awkward. How to say have an,

0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:30.000
<v Speaker 2>I day, have an I stay? How an I stay?

0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:33.680
<v Speaker 2>She thinks it's a bomb? Did you see her freak out?

0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Why is she holding him above her head like that?

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:36.960
<v Speaker 2>What's happening?

0:42:37.080 --> 0:42:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I can't see them?

0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 2>Arama corner?

0:42:38.280 --> 0:42:38.440
<v Speaker 4>Wait?

0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Did you get back up here? What do I doing?

0:42:42.120 --> 0:42:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Do I go and say surprised? No, just come back up.

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:45.359
<v Speaker 2>I'll keep an eye.

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 3>They're still above her head.

0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll funk.

0:42:50.520 --> 0:42:56.919
<v Speaker 2>I think she's botted the camera. Oh my god, she's

0:42:57.040 --> 0:42:59.839
<v Speaker 2>so confused. I think she knows on camera.

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:01.400
<v Speaker 3>She's put them aside.

0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:04.799
<v Speaker 2>Mitch, which fader is? This is the zoom fader because

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I want to hear what she's saying. Hold on slope, fader,

0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:13.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming back.

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Everyone.

0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:17.400
<v Speaker 2>We are properly eavesdropping on the sales level. Now, I

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:24.440
<v Speaker 2>just turned her audio on. Did you hear her? Years?

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:25.920
<v Speaker 4>I want that?

0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Where did you put the flailers?

0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:29.480
<v Speaker 7>Hey?

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Hey, that's a good angle from me. Did you see

0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:41.080
<v Speaker 1>me shaking? She's not happy with about my network? All right, quie, everyone,

0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:44.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play a really obnoxious sound effect. Okay, I'm

0:43:44.640 --> 0:43:46.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna I don't have my phone volumes on though now

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:47.319
<v Speaker 1>it might work.

0:43:47.400 --> 0:43:47.759
<v Speaker 4>You never know.

0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:58.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm unneeding. Ready. Oh hi, oh, here we go. It's

0:43:58.200 --> 0:44:01.920
<v Speaker 2>just for you. Oh no, for you were there your flower?

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:03.120
<v Speaker 1>You take them?

0:44:03.800 --> 0:44:05.080
<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, they're my flowers.

0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:05.440
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 1>It's a random act of kindness we've just done.

0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:12.640
<v Speaker 8>Beautiful Welcome to arn Exactly.

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:14.400
<v Speaker 4>Is that it?

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:17.560
<v Speaker 2>No, she doesn't sound happy. She says like Marie, Yeah,

0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:19.880
<v Speaker 2>what I am happy?

0:44:20.080 --> 0:44:20.160
<v Speaker 4>Are?

0:44:20.160 --> 0:44:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Though? Its flowers to your liking?

0:44:22.600 --> 0:44:24.680
<v Speaker 8>Absolutely love them. They're my favorite.

0:44:24.800 --> 0:44:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, this is why you don't do random active kindnesses.

0:44:32.200 --> 0:44:32.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I told her, no, it's in the end.

0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:34.680
<v Speaker 1>It never works.

0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I was team Marie all along. Okay, Well I don't

0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:39.520
<v Speaker 2>want my flowers, bat, I want my phone back.

0:44:39.600 --> 0:44:43.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh your phone is down there. Oh shit, I'm gonna

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:44.960
<v Speaker 1>go and get it that.

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:45.520
<v Speaker 6>I am.

0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:54.439
<v Speaker 1>Listening on Spotify. Don't forget to leave a five star

0:44:54.760 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 1>eating you're listening to?

0:44:56.840 --> 0:44:57.759
<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

0:44:58.600 --> 0:45:01.080
<v Speaker 1>Before we go? Mitchell, you really didn't think that we'd

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:04.719
<v Speaker 1>let you have a birthday episode without celebrating your birthday?

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:07.080
<v Speaker 1>How could I.

0:45:08.760 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Really did think you would?

0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Silly? It would never forget you, mitt.

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:20.200
<v Speaker 2>So this is another random act of kindness. Hopefully this

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:21.080
<v Speaker 2>one goes to plan.

0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Jenna and I discussed via BALI what we could do

0:45:25.480 --> 0:45:27.520
<v Speaker 1>to celebrate your birthday. And we both went to the

0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:30.160
<v Speaker 1>drawing board and we came back with one gift each.

0:45:30.880 --> 0:45:34.040
<v Speaker 1>That's fair. We don't want to fight about. So I've

0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:36.960
<v Speaker 1>organized something and Jenna has organized something. So you get

0:45:37.000 --> 0:45:39.719
<v Speaker 1>to pick now, Mitchell, whose gift do you want?

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:40.120
<v Speaker 2>First?

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:40.839
<v Speaker 6>On your life?

0:45:40.880 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 2>And I get both? Which one?

0:45:43.680 --> 0:45:43.879
<v Speaker 4>First?

0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:46.239
<v Speaker 2>I thought you said you have to choose, Mitchell. It's

0:45:46.280 --> 0:45:48.120
<v Speaker 2>like double or nothing. You get one or the other.

0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:50.359
<v Speaker 1>You know both our salary, so you picked nine?

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, who would have gotten me a better present?

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:54.520
<v Speaker 4>Well?

0:45:55.160 --> 0:45:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Very different, very and you'll get them both in the end.

0:45:59.400 --> 0:46:03.920
<v Speaker 1>So I'll give you a dramatic drone, a birthday drone.

0:46:04.880 --> 0:46:07.360
<v Speaker 2>To hear a random party blower in there, a birthday

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:14.560
<v Speaker 2>drone with the Lauren's calling me right in the middle

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:17.360
<v Speaker 2>of the drone, selfish forget my birthday, go back to

0:46:17.400 --> 0:46:18.080
<v Speaker 2>la get her up?

0:46:19.080 --> 0:46:19.319
<v Speaker 4>Hello?

0:46:20.320 --> 0:46:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Where are you upstairs in the studio?

0:46:23.320 --> 0:46:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Can you come up in the kiss studio with my phone?

0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:27.280
<v Speaker 2>Bring the phone?

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:28.320
<v Speaker 8>Absolutely?

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:34.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're ship that was quick? Come in, come in, Jenna.

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Can you give her a mic?

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Sorry, you poor thing. You'll never come to work

0:46:38.680 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 2>on a Friday again. Thank you. I wanted him to

0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:43.640
<v Speaker 2>give flowers to someone in the building. And you're one

0:46:43.640 --> 0:46:46.560
<v Speaker 2>of the only pumber numbers, Lauren.

0:46:46.280 --> 0:46:47.799
<v Speaker 8>I'm testing one two.

0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I am so sorry because they made me do it

0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:52.280
<v Speaker 1>and I had to drop.

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 2>It and run.

0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:54.360
<v Speaker 8>That's okay.

0:46:54.840 --> 0:46:59.000
<v Speaker 2>I at one. Then the first time you'd met, No,

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:01.880
<v Speaker 2>we met? No, Okay, Well, I'm Mitchell, nice to meet you.

0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Nice to me, like flowers, Floren.

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:06.759
<v Speaker 2>I got the way you did.

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:09.560
<v Speaker 8>You were like, she's got nice hair.

0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:11.919
<v Speaker 3>Yes, well she's got nice hair.

0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's Mitch's birthday.

0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:20.000
<v Speaker 2>This one, happy birth thank you. Oh god, this meant

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:21.840
<v Speaker 2>to be about you when you're how old do you

0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 2>think he is? I hate this guy?

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:26.680
<v Speaker 8>Oh so do I. It's just like, am I digging

0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:27.560
<v Speaker 8>myself off?

0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Be honest, and remember that I did give you flowers,

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 1>premium flower.

0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:38.200
<v Speaker 8>I'm going to go say nineteen.

0:47:39.040 --> 0:47:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my oh she's good. She went into sub twenty.

0:47:43.120 --> 0:47:45.319
<v Speaker 2>You're lying, but I appreciate it.

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Really good.

0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:48.440
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:51.120
<v Speaker 2>I realized that in my early twenties people would always say,

0:47:51.120 --> 0:47:53.120
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, you're twenty three. You look eighteen. But

0:47:53.440 --> 0:47:55.640
<v Speaker 2>somewhere along the line, I just started looking my age.

0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 2>People like people like, you're twenty five and I'm like, yeah,

0:47:58.440 --> 0:48:02.279
<v Speaker 2>let's bang on. What happened? I just started looking my age.

0:48:02.360 --> 0:48:03.680
<v Speaker 8>You look great now, Lauren.

0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:06.680
<v Speaker 1>And we're in the middle of a decider. So it's

0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:09.319
<v Speaker 1>it's Mitch's birthday. So Jenna has a gift for him.

0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:10.279
<v Speaker 1>I have a gift for him.

0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 8>Amazing.

0:48:11.040 --> 0:48:12.279
<v Speaker 1>We're about to both present it.

0:48:12.320 --> 0:48:13.919
<v Speaker 2>Who do you think should go first? Out of Jenna

0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 2>and I.

0:48:14.560 --> 0:48:17.400
<v Speaker 8>I think I'll go with Jenna. Give it to Jenna.

0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:18.319
<v Speaker 2>All right?

0:48:18.400 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Jenna, what you got for me to be here for

0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:20.680
<v Speaker 1>the gifts?

0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:21.920
<v Speaker 2>If you want? I mean, if you got work to

0:48:22.400 --> 0:48:23.040
<v Speaker 2>bothered you enough?

0:48:23.560 --> 0:48:24.680
<v Speaker 1>What's your Oay?

0:48:25.200 --> 0:48:27.160
<v Speaker 8>I'm the promotion specialist.

0:48:28.600 --> 0:48:28.840
<v Speaker 4>With me?

0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 2>So what do you do?

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:35.719
<v Speaker 8>I basically gather all the prizes?

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Lauren?

0:48:37.760 --> 0:48:42.160
<v Speaker 8>Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Jenna does your job for this podcast. It's way for at.

0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:49.520
<v Speaker 1>Its terrible, all right, and you want Jenna's gift first? Yeah,

0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:52.040
<v Speaker 1>let's go Jen, Jenna, you can give me your gift

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:52.360
<v Speaker 1>up to you.

0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:55.359
<v Speaker 3>Okay, my gift is more of a performance.

0:48:56.160 --> 0:49:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Jenna, don't don't.

0:49:02.600 --> 0:49:04.319
<v Speaker 1>She's pulling out of her bag.

0:49:04.760 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 2>I know what's happened.

0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:07.360
<v Speaker 1>A looseight recorder and.

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:37.120
<v Speaker 2>But and now play the hip hips? Well? Wow, that

0:49:37.280 --> 0:49:38.080
<v Speaker 2>was really touching.

0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:38.440
<v Speaker 4>Jenna.

0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:46.440
<v Speaker 2>I know exactly what's happened. What I know exactly what's happened. Remember,

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:48.400
<v Speaker 2>remember a couple of weeks ago, Jenna said that she

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:50.680
<v Speaker 2>could do just give me a Reason by Pink and

0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Mate Ruths or whatever it is. She said she could

0:49:52.680 --> 0:49:55.239
<v Speaker 2>play that on the recorder. I ordered that recorder and

0:49:55.280 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I paid for that recorder so she could play it

0:49:57.040 --> 0:49:57.719
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast.

0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:00.799
<v Speaker 1>Jenna been practicing a lot.

0:50:00.880 --> 0:50:01.920
<v Speaker 3>I can play one thing, but.

0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:05.799
<v Speaker 2>That you were able to just pull Happy Birthday out

0:50:05.840 --> 0:50:06.520
<v Speaker 2>of your ears like that?

0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, wow, Well no, I've been practicing for your birthda.

0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any requests Mitchell for Jenn?

0:50:12.320 --> 0:50:14.120
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I do want to hear just give me

0:50:14.200 --> 0:50:15.759
<v Speaker 2>a reason. This is ruined what we had planned for

0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:18.399
<v Speaker 2>next week, but whatever, Yes, that will come.

0:50:18.480 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Should we hold that for next week? That's a good tease.

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:24.319
<v Speaker 2>It's not no, it's lose listeners if they know that's

0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:27.759
<v Speaker 2>in store next week. Did you remember it? Off my heart?

0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 3>I've got the notes. Here we go.

0:50:42.360 --> 0:50:47.000
<v Speaker 2>She's been clearly I don't want to touch that record,

0:50:47.080 --> 0:50:50.400
<v Speaker 2>or don't about you. It was originally white. Now I

0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:55.400
<v Speaker 2>look at it, it's beige. Now just so you're all

0:50:55.400 --> 0:51:01.200
<v Speaker 2>across it little bits enough. No, well, thank you Jenna,

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:07.040
<v Speaker 2>you're trying. Thank you, Jenna, Thank you please.

0:51:08.600 --> 0:51:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Bonanza she learned the birthday.

0:51:13.600 --> 0:51:16.640
<v Speaker 2>My response to should I play one more? Be granted?

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:18.759
<v Speaker 1>I love that Lauren is sitting here for this?

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:21.279
<v Speaker 2>How long have you worked here?

0:51:22.200 --> 0:51:23.399
<v Speaker 8>This is my third week?

0:51:23.800 --> 0:51:28.160
<v Speaker 2>So you're now thinking? What the far well have I

0:51:28.280 --> 0:51:28.919
<v Speaker 2>stepped into?

0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:34.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be Rubert. I think it's time

0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:39.160
<v Speaker 1>for my gift. Don't you think? Are you ready for

0:51:39.280 --> 0:51:43.160
<v Speaker 1>my gift? Jenna? I think my gift is waiting on hold.

0:51:44.440 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 2>I feel like her performance isn't over till the fat

0:51:46.719 --> 0:51:51.480
<v Speaker 2>lady things, So please there we got the recorder away.

0:51:51.960 --> 0:51:54.040
<v Speaker 3>Thank you songs will come, as I learned.

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:56.520
<v Speaker 1>What a lovely gift. Let's go over to my gift

0:51:56.600 --> 0:51:59.719
<v Speaker 1>now that I organize, Mitch, I thought, who better to

0:52:00.000 --> 0:52:04.600
<v Speaker 1>bring in your twenty sixth year then to someone you

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:06.959
<v Speaker 1>are a major fan of. I went through my little

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:09.640
<v Speaker 1>black book of celebrity contacts, and I got the biggest

0:52:09.640 --> 0:52:12.839
<v Speaker 1>star that I know you adore and love. I've been

0:52:12.880 --> 0:52:17.200
<v Speaker 1>planning this for weeks. The one and only big brother Fame,

0:52:17.280 --> 0:52:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Tim dorm is here.

0:52:19.239 --> 0:52:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Hello, miss boy, Hi, Tim, how are you.

0:52:25.360 --> 0:52:25.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm good.

0:52:26.080 --> 0:52:27.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you were a fan.

0:52:27.440 --> 0:52:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm a big fan. I even know it was a

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:29.520
<v Speaker 2>fan either.

0:52:32.120 --> 0:52:33.600
<v Speaker 1>You're a big fan of Tim.

0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:34.480
<v Speaker 4>I am.

0:52:34.600 --> 0:52:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Actually I've actually met Tim a couple of times. But

0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:39.480
<v Speaker 2>it's okay, Well, it's close on.

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:42.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to remember. Tim. It's Mitch's birthday and

0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:45.040
<v Speaker 1>he always talks about you and always talks about the show,

0:52:45.120 --> 0:52:46.799
<v Speaker 1>and he watched the show, so I thought I'll get

0:52:46.840 --> 0:52:48.759
<v Speaker 1>you on. I had you in my cock because you've

0:52:48.760 --> 0:52:50.480
<v Speaker 1>been on my radio show a bunch of times. So

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:52.400
<v Speaker 1>here you are with Mitch. Mitch. Anything you want to

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:53.799
<v Speaker 1>say to Tim on your birthday show?

0:52:54.040 --> 0:52:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I just feel like you're coming for my long hair, dupe. Bro,

0:52:57.280 --> 0:52:59.080
<v Speaker 2>there's only room for one of us, There's okay.

0:53:00.840 --> 0:53:03.719
<v Speaker 4>Imagine our drains. If we're in a relationship together, we'd

0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:05.320
<v Speaker 4>have to plumb around every weekend.

0:53:05.560 --> 0:53:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. Imagine how vacuum filter god.

0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Be a relationship.

0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:12.520
<v Speaker 2>You can't rub your bums together.

0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:19.000
<v Speaker 1>That's ridiculous. Just a bit of edgy humor. Tim can

0:53:19.080 --> 0:53:23.719
<v Speaker 1>take it. Well, Now, this is a beautiful moment. Tim,

0:53:23.920 --> 0:53:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Jenna is here. Jenna's our third wheel on the show. Yeah, Lauren.

0:53:29.040 --> 0:53:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Don't ask about Lauren. It's a long story.

0:53:32.360 --> 0:53:33.439
<v Speaker 2>Do you have a song?

0:53:34.440 --> 0:53:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Tim, Jenna learned the recorder for. She spent weeks learning

0:53:37.840 --> 0:53:40.239
<v Speaker 1>the recorderup for Mitch's birthday show. Do you have a

0:53:40.360 --> 0:53:42.080
<v Speaker 1>song you want her to play for him in this

0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:42.720
<v Speaker 1>very moment?

0:53:43.800 --> 0:53:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Look, it's got to be the classic song for the recorder.

0:53:46.560 --> 0:53:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Three blind min Oh, okay, what a song?

0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:50.520
<v Speaker 5>All right?

0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 1>So this is Goldie, requested by Tim Dormer for his

0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:59.960
<v Speaker 1>friend Mitchell Coombs, performed by Jenna, viewed by Lauren. Let's go.

0:54:01.560 --> 0:54:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Like Tim, Lauren and I are all at once thinking

0:54:04.280 --> 0:54:06.000
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck have I gotten myself into?

0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:07.399
<v Speaker 1>Paying?

0:54:09.480 --> 0:54:11.360
<v Speaker 2>All right, here we go. This is for you, Mitchell.

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:18.319
<v Speaker 1>From Tim, I don't think.

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:31.880
<v Speaker 2>That I wish I was a deaf mouth. Jesus Christ,

0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:35.799
<v Speaker 2>thank you. Thanks j request that Mitch.

0:54:36.040 --> 0:54:39.600
<v Speaker 4>Mitch puts the recorder up a different hole now putting

0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:40.520
<v Speaker 4>the recorder away.

0:54:40.640 --> 0:54:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Now it's going away.

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I certainly have to learn to queath their at you.

0:54:45.400 --> 0:54:48.160
<v Speaker 1>That content is behind to pay wall. Tim Damer a pleasure,

0:54:48.520 --> 0:54:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell Coombs's biggest celebrity crush. Tim Dormer on the line,

0:54:52.000 --> 0:54:53.960
<v Speaker 1>thank you for hanging out. And it's a shame you

0:54:54.000 --> 0:54:55.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't want a big brother. I love you.

0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:56.520
<v Speaker 3>You should have one big brother.

0:54:57.200 --> 0:54:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, and make sure you have a good birthday,

0:54:59.440 --> 0:55:00.840
<v Speaker 2>right man. I'll do my best.

0:55:00.920 --> 0:55:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Tim made Tim plugging new podcast. You got a new

0:55:03.480 --> 0:55:04.359
<v Speaker 1>podcast out as well.

0:55:04.400 --> 0:55:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, big Mouth with Tim.

0:55:06.239 --> 0:55:07.600
<v Speaker 1>It's number one on Spotify.

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:09.120
<v Speaker 2>I know any why I've got to keep it up.

0:55:09.160 --> 0:55:11.080
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, I've I've hit the topic and I

0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:12.240
<v Speaker 2>only go down communient.

0:55:12.320 --> 0:55:20.840
<v Speaker 1>So first thing you've toppen in your life. Tim, what

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:23.000
<v Speaker 1>a good man. Mitch your biggest celebrity crash. But that

0:55:23.080 --> 0:55:23.840
<v Speaker 1>was a big moment for you.

0:55:24.520 --> 0:55:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes it was. Sorry Lauren, Yeah, Lauren can go. Thank you, Lauren,

0:55:30.560 --> 0:55:31.960
<v Speaker 2>keep it, thank you.

0:55:32.239 --> 0:55:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Just take yourself out. That's fine, Thank you, Lauren.

0:55:34.600 --> 0:55:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Laen.

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Mitch as his fine. No worries. Yeah, Lauren, bye.

0:55:43.120 --> 0:55:43.840
<v Speaker 3>She was impressed.

0:55:46.360 --> 0:55:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Happy birthday. What did you just do to me? Happy birthday?

0:55:52.040 --> 0:55:55.320
<v Speaker 1>We told you would never forget, and we didn't.

0:55:56.120 --> 0:55:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Look I could be jumping to conclusions, and please tell

0:55:58.640 --> 0:56:01.880
<v Speaker 2>me if I'm wrong. It after we got off the

0:56:01.920 --> 0:56:05.320
<v Speaker 2>phone with Caitlyn, who reminded you both that it's my birthday,

0:56:05.320 --> 0:56:07.080
<v Speaker 2>and I said, I've got a piss. I'm going to

0:56:07.160 --> 0:56:08.759
<v Speaker 2>leave the studio. You were like, fuck, what do we do?

0:56:08.920 --> 0:56:09.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:56:09.080 --> 0:56:10.240
<v Speaker 1>I went stretch my contacts.

0:56:10.960 --> 0:56:12.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so that was your last minute scrambling.

0:56:12.880 --> 0:56:13.479
<v Speaker 1>It didn't happen.

0:56:14.920 --> 0:56:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, Well it's not that I disliked him, but

0:56:19.280 --> 0:56:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I know for a fact I've never ever expressed any

0:56:22.120 --> 0:56:24.200
<v Speaker 2>opinion about him, whether I do or don't like him.

0:56:24.239 --> 0:56:25.720
<v Speaker 2>And Jenna, I bought you that recorder.

0:56:26.040 --> 0:56:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, but I played this beautiful song for you.

0:56:28.160 --> 0:56:31.359
<v Speaker 1>We love you, and that took months of planning. Yeah,

0:56:31.880 --> 0:56:32.760
<v Speaker 1>happy birthday.

0:56:32.960 --> 0:56:35.439
<v Speaker 2>Thanks done.

0:56:35.480 --> 0:56:37.400
<v Speaker 1>We're back from break baby, and we are rear and

0:56:37.440 --> 0:56:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to go. What a pleasure, all right, mit

0:56:40.920 --> 0:56:42.440
<v Speaker 1>she's just on a high from me to your solid

0:56:42.520 --> 0:56:46.719
<v Speaker 1>cra Yeah, that's it, all right, guys, thank you for

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:48.240
<v Speaker 1>listening to the show. It was a pleasure.

0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:50.839
<v Speaker 2>Great episodey, Thanks for listening.

0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Idiots you if you missed any of it, just listen back.

0:56:57.360 --> 0:57:00.759
<v Speaker 2>Just rewind to your heart's content, measure with your heart

0:57:00.920 --> 0:57:03.719
<v Speaker 2>rewind three minutes was best.

0:57:03.800 --> 0:57:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Get us on TikTok and Instagram, a couple of mitches,

0:57:05.960 --> 0:57:07.520
<v Speaker 1>and we'll see you back next week for a new episode.

0:57:07.560 --> 0:57:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I Love Your Sick leaves a five star review as well.

0:57:09.400 --> 0:57:12.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, five star rating on Spotify. Thanks idiot. Is It

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:13.400
<v Speaker 2>just Me?

0:57:13.960 --> 0:57:16.160
<v Speaker 3>A podcast by a couple of mitches.

0:57:16.480 --> 0:57:19.959
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast AFT.

0:57:33.080 --> 0:57:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to A to D brief. This is our secret segment.

0:57:35.600 --> 0:57:37.120
<v Speaker 2>On the end, we pretend we're going and then we

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:38.040
<v Speaker 2>just keep chatting away.

0:57:38.920 --> 0:57:39.480
<v Speaker 1>We rab it on.

0:57:39.760 --> 0:57:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is the unplanned, unstructured bit you check.

0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:46.040
<v Speaker 1>Under the table. Is Lauren still here? Oh no, I

0:57:46.040 --> 0:57:46.920
<v Speaker 1>hope stayed that welcome.

0:57:47.560 --> 0:57:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't sure if she was going to give me

0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:50.600
<v Speaker 2>the phone and the flowers back. But she actually kept

0:57:50.600 --> 0:57:51.760
<v Speaker 2>the flowers, did you?

0:57:55.960 --> 0:58:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Hill, it was a random act. Kind yeah,

0:58:01.000 --> 0:58:03.840
<v Speaker 1>that's her prerogative. How did you like the birthday surprises?

0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell? Don't what. I can't believe you guys actually forgot.

0:58:11.040 --> 0:58:11.960
<v Speaker 2>We don't care.

0:58:12.040 --> 0:58:15.040
<v Speaker 3>We legit like we honestly didn't. The other day. We

0:58:15.160 --> 0:58:17.760
<v Speaker 3>did discuss it, and then this happened.

0:58:17.800 --> 0:58:18.280
<v Speaker 2>This happened.

0:58:19.400 --> 0:58:21.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh right, and that's a that's genuine.

0:58:21.680 --> 0:58:24.440
<v Speaker 2>So you did remember and then chose not to do anything.

0:58:24.480 --> 0:58:24.959
<v Speaker 2>That's worse.

0:58:25.080 --> 0:58:28.360
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that's not what happens.

0:58:28.640 --> 0:58:31.240
<v Speaker 2>No I think it is. No, no, no, no, no,

0:58:31.840 --> 0:58:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I want that dot Wig and sketch back so I

0:58:34.040 --> 0:58:34.640
<v Speaker 2>can burn.

0:58:34.520 --> 0:58:37.440
<v Speaker 1>It's on my wall in my spare room for my

0:58:37.480 --> 0:58:38.919
<v Speaker 1>guest to see they drift off to sleep.

0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:41.959
<v Speaker 2>And you can give me that fucking wandering ossie jumper

0:58:42.040 --> 0:58:42.560
<v Speaker 2>back as well.

0:58:42.760 --> 0:58:43.240
<v Speaker 4>I wear it.

0:58:43.320 --> 0:58:46.680
<v Speaker 1>I can give back the friendship with Tim Dormer, Superstar

0:58:46.840 --> 0:58:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Big Brother Reality Show contests.

0:58:48.520 --> 0:58:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that was such an awkward position to put me

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<v Speaker 2>in because I didn't want to say I'm not a

0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:55.080
<v Speaker 2>fan of Tim Dormer because that make him feel bad.

0:58:55.120 --> 0:58:58.160
<v Speaker 2>It's not that I'm not I've never said either way.

0:58:58.200 --> 0:59:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I do like him, but he's sweet make my day.

0:59:00.640 --> 0:59:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I've met the bastard. I have spoken him before.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna learned an instrument for you.

0:59:06.680 --> 0:59:09.160
<v Speaker 2>She already knew how to play it. Yes, she told

0:59:09.240 --> 0:59:11.320
<v Speaker 2>us that, and that's why I got the recorder delivered

0:59:11.360 --> 0:59:12.160
<v Speaker 2>that the station.

0:59:12.120 --> 0:59:14.880
<v Speaker 3>Ten years ago. This week I did learn how to

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<v Speaker 3>play it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Twenty six?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the point?

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<v Speaker 1>What twenty six?

0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:21.960
<v Speaker 2>What's the point?

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:22.800
<v Speaker 1>It's a weird age.

0:59:23.520 --> 0:59:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Twenty seven is a nice number.

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:26.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, twenty seven is a nice number.

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<v Speaker 2>She really knows how to kick me while I'm down.

0:59:29.600 --> 0:59:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Why she's like twenty seven is a nice number. It's

0:59:33.120 --> 0:59:36.080
<v Speaker 2>not applicable to you at all. Next you waiting your number,

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<v Speaker 2>discussing I'm twenty seven this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but wait until you're twenty seventh. It's going to

0:59:41.240 --> 0:59:41.840
<v Speaker 3>be massive.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get prepared, Mitch for it for twenty seven.

0:59:45.160 --> 0:59:50.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm huge. If anyone remembers, we remembered Compaly, Caitlyn remembered

0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:51.240
<v Speaker 2>and you didn't.

0:59:51.200 --> 0:59:53.280
<v Speaker 3>The twenty fifth of July, is that correct?

0:59:53.640 --> 0:59:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Twenty fifth Monday your real gift. You're getting it on

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<v Speaker 2>your birthday and not getting it early. Don't lie to me.

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<v Speaker 6>You are.

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<v Speaker 3>You should see what I've got for you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up to Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>You should see what she's got planned for your twenty seventh. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, we did not forget your birthday. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want this narrative. We didn't forget it. We did discuss it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then and thought of this. I booked Tim Dormer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to let that bit go, and you need

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<v Speaker 2>to stop looking me in the eye and saying we

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<v Speaker 2>didn't forget, because you're clearly no, we didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>We did.

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<v Speaker 2>No point in lying about it. I'm not just going

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<v Speaker 2>to go all right, Yeah, well, then I actually brought

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<v Speaker 2>up with Patrick the other day, the therapist.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what was said.

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<v Speaker 2>I said that I was worried that I'm not enough

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<v Speaker 2>of a priority in anyone's life that I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>anyone's going to remember my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>It's happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I didn't know we were back this week.

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<v Speaker 1>As if we had forgotten your birthday. You have, no

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<v Speaker 1>I promise forgotten.

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<v Speaker 2>You said nothing until Caitlyn brought it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, because I thought we were doing it next episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we didn't do it. That's on the poet, not

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<v Speaker 1>the episode that.

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<v Speaker 2>Comes out on my bath.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't think of it. I didn't think we

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<v Speaker 3>were recording.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want any groveling next week. Well, I think

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<v Speaker 2>you'll get it. No, it's happened. We'll move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I play another good song? Absolutely not, I think, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that'd be salt to the wound.

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<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't be salt, it'd be fucking carosene in the wound.

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<v Speaker 1>Tequila in the eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be acid in the wound, pepper spray in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe, Jenny, can you snap the recorder?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it in your power to I'm not I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>learn better songs, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that is. Now we're a segment down. We were

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<v Speaker 2>going to do Jenny's record of a title. Oh yeah, fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>now we're out of content for next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can do a proper one.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you call that?

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<v Speaker 3>Then that was ACTE. I learnt the Happy Birthday and

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<v Speaker 3>just give me a reason not shallow Challo's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't want to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't forget you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Gaga song. Keep your mitt soft guard gup.

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<v Speaker 6>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not only did you absolutely murder the recorder, but

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<v Speaker 1>you butchered his favorite artist.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, a better one is coming.

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<v Speaker 2>No, We've done the recorder.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think I'm going to bring it again

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<v Speaker 3>next week.

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<v Speaker 1>MI sure you're going to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you we can put the recorder out.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to the Chromatic Ball?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not? It looks shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Hayden was very devastated when he watched the YouTube video.

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<v Speaker 2>I really want to talk to him about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He was watching the night and he started with this

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<v Speaker 1>is great because she was up in that weird costume,

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<v Speaker 1>and then about ten minutes and he hadn't said anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what, it's great? He said, no, it's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, We Wednesday seven am and then on Spotify

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<v Speaker 2>we did a full debriefing on trash Alley about Rommatic ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really yeah, because Matt and I were going to

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<v Speaker 2>fly to New York and see it. Oh and then

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<v Speaker 2>we were like, thank god we didn't get it looked though, Shit,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah it's bad. I just wanted the pink hair. She

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<v Speaker 2>looks like when Stefania.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I wanted a better set. It looks so depressing.

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<v Speaker 2>And she opened with bad Romance.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dumb, that's like the closing song.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the big number.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think she nailed it. And the closing

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<v Speaker 1>number is terrible as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is that hold my hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hold my hand? Yeah fuck off?

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<v Speaker 2>No one like that song. I liked it, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>not the closing song at your fucking ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, isn't a ball meant to be like wild and

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<v Speaker 1>farn on, like a party's trafficking. Yeah, it feels a

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<v Speaker 1>bit like I'm watching Blade Runner reviewing of HC English

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<v Speaker 1>Well Gaga, they used to all be called balls her shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like the monster ball, ball, this Way ball,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Joe Anne wasn't a ball and obviously everyone

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<v Speaker 2>was outraged that it was this joe Anne World tour.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's like final, put a ball on for commanding.

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<v Speaker 1>So did she wait? So she didn't do the Joanne Ball.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she did it, but it wasn't called that.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess she could have a very slow album, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe An Ball. That's the little fucking rave to my

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<v Speaker 2>dad aunt.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be a Joeanne docy dough. I remember when she

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<v Speaker 1>could have called it the joe Anne Wake, joe Anne Service,

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<v Speaker 1>No the wake if the after party? Yeah right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>no chromatica ball for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean if it comes to Sydney, I'll fucking go,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm not going to go out of my way.

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<v Speaker 1>I got tickets to Billie Eilish this week. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited for that. Oh yeah, she'll be good. Very

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<v Speaker 1>sad though as well, very sad show.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a isn't this her happy bitcher,

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<v Speaker 2>like a happier than ever or whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's like, yeah, happy than ever, but the

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<v Speaker 1>songs are all sadder than ever. She's just a sad

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're sad.

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<v Speaker 2>To give out Patrick's number.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we get Patrick on as a guest?

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<v Speaker 2>No, so inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't what a therapist I'm on my entertainment podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they're allowed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that a breach of think?

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe I should ask him and to see what

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<v Speaker 2>his reaction is. We could do a voice to coder. Nah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>because when that's crossing the line?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye should We could put him on the voice to

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<v Speaker 1>coder just ask him.

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<v Speaker 2>Therapist to come on. Then you'd ask him. I know

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<v Speaker 2>what you'd do. You'd ask him, Oh, what's Mitch been

1:04:55.280 --> 1:04:59.440
<v Speaker 2>discussing confidentiality? He can't tell you true. No, we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>him on and us say I was right. They didn't remember, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't forget your birthday promise.

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<v Speaker 6>We did it.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't. I thought we weren't doing anything on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know there was a show.

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<v Speaker 1>You knew, yes, Okay, what did you have it?

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<v Speaker 2>What was what was this discussion that you had?

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<v Speaker 1>Who you two?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you said we spoke.

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<v Speaker 1>About it it was outside the kitchen on when I

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<v Speaker 1>thought he was in Balwi. No, I've been here a week,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, Oh, we discussed via Bali when I was

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<v Speaker 1>in Bali.

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<v Speaker 2>We were messaging. Was it outside the kitchen or was

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<v Speaker 2>it in Bali.

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<v Speaker 5>Both because in person it was outside the kitchen on

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<v Speaker 5>a Wednesday. It was before your Tye vertis interview.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because I said, Jenna, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go in? And Jenna said no, not a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I said, we'll both get organized something ill organized,

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<v Speaker 1>something from a little black book, and you do something.

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<v Speaker 1>Did the recorder and I had something from a little

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<v Speaker 1>black book.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, it's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>I packed this recorder as soon as I found out

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<v Speaker 3>that we were recording.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even joking.

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<v Speaker 3>I had it in my bag all night.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. No, but we didn't neither of you pause to

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<v Speaker 2>think what I gave you on your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't think it was a birthday episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We got the idea that we just

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<v Speaker 2>don't discuss each other's birthdays on the podcast. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we discussed it, but I didn't think we

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<v Speaker 1>did things for birthdays.

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<v Speaker 2>Three weeks ago or whatever. I gave jennerhead thing on

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<v Speaker 2>her birthday. I truly don't remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>What do we get you for your birthday?

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<v Speaker 3>Simone Jane McKinnon, Oh the merch.

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<v Speaker 2>The merch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we did not forget your birthday, I promise right,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, let's just roll with that. You didn't forget.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to get my inner brat on and

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<v Speaker 2>say your gifts were shit compared to what I gave you.

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<v Speaker 2>You can absolutely shit? Is that all I mean to you?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, awful, awful, awful?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you keep the docket because I want.

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<v Speaker 1>To return Jim normal almost one, almost one big brother,

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<v Speaker 1>which also hasn't even been your birthday yet, so you

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<v Speaker 1>can't be mad at us for not celebrating something that

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<v Speaker 1>has even happened.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gas lighting me, right, I guess lighting you because

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<v Speaker 2>you both said, oh, it's Mitchell's birthday for that episode,

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<v Speaker 2>what should we do?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was next episode.

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<v Speaker 2>You're contradicting yourself because you said that you agreed we

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<v Speaker 2>did that you would do it this week, and that

1:07:11.240 --> 1:07:13.240
<v Speaker 2>you passed the recorder especially, and now you're saying you

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<v Speaker 2>thought you were doing it next week. Which one is it?

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<v Speaker 5>I packed the recorder for this episode. I learned half

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<v Speaker 5>your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you pack it for this episode if you

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was next week?

1:07:22.880 --> 1:07:26.480
<v Speaker 3>Because I wanted to do it, not I wanted to play.

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<v Speaker 2>If you guys are Jenna we need to just that's

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<v Speaker 2>the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to play just for me a reason.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I got the notes.

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<v Speaker 2>But I thought you said you didn't know we were

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<v Speaker 2>doing an episode.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't until yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>No, or yesterday was Thursday. But you said on Wednesday

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<v Speaker 2>you discussed it and you would bring in the recorder

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<v Speaker 2>for next week. No for today, because you said that

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<v Speaker 2>you put your recorder in your bag last night. That

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<v Speaker 2>was especially.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't especially, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't do anything for your birthday on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>but we haven't forgotten your birthday in real life.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to give her a shovel so she

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<v Speaker 2>can keep digging herself this home.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true, If it's true, because none of it AD's up.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't think there was a show, but when I

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<v Speaker 5>found out, I put the recorder in because I was

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<v Speaker 5>going to play a song right on Wednesday. We discussed

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<v Speaker 5>the birthday, but I didn't realize it was.

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<v Speaker 2>We did discuss it.

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<v Speaker 1>We did discuss it, but we didn't do anything for

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<v Speaker 1>this birthday show.

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<v Speaker 2>None of this is making your cause any better.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just chilling you.

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<v Speaker 2>I just haven't forgot the fact that you've forgotten. Remember

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<v Speaker 2>the birthday, but steal chose to do nothing. That makes

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<v Speaker 2>it worse. Actually, it'd be better if you just forgot.

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<v Speaker 3>We definitely okay, it might be.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's such a truth.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't forget.

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<v Speaker 1>We genuinely didn't forget. I just did not think we

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<v Speaker 1>did things on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>But that is my error. We're going in circles. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you think that because we've done things. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but I swear we had the discussion to not do it,

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<v Speaker 2>to do full episodes because ever we were first one,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like birthday messages. I made a big montage

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<v Speaker 2>and my first birthday podcast you did like the surprise

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<v Speaker 2>and all that. Yeah, and then we're like, oh, let's

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<v Speaker 2>not do full on dead a caations. We will do something,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll wear some Yeah, but we didn't forget your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to stop saying that you have. It hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>happened yet. Oh anyway, I don't want to gas liken't you.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't want you to think that we forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, this is terrible listening for the audience.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm glad they're getting the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>We should probably go m all right, guys, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, thanks for listening. Idiots in a great show.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a great show. I thought Tim

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<v Speaker 1>Dahmer in the quarter was great entertainment. And I'll be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that option. I thought that's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go down that route, and it was fun. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad you had fun. Oh as if you do, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>catch you next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Idiot, listen back to the audio. It's very fun and

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<v Speaker 1>very entertaining, and you're having a great.

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<v Speaker 2>Time gas lighting.

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<v Speaker 1>On your face with Tim Dormer, your celebrity crash. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let's go, all right, say the prayer?

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<v Speaker 2>We say the prayer?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you know, No, No, that'll break tradition.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in no mood. It's bad luck.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bad luck.

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<v Speaker 2>No, just do it the whole. I have to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm leaving whether we do it or not. I'm fucking

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<v Speaker 2>over this, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we hope this podcast makes you feel two pent better.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, say you lying, you have to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, look at this. I just got a

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<v Speaker 2>message from Callum, one of my listeners. He sent me

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<v Speaker 2>a gift. What did say in the mail?

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<v Speaker 1>But it's too early, Callum.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it'll get here in time. Oh that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So well our gifts that are arriving on shut up,

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<v Speaker 1>they will, so we do, so we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go, awful end of the episode. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>about it all right, see you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you idiots. I appreciate you listening, so love ya.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye. We can't end like that. That's too depressing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we do this.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you think I feel?

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<v Speaker 1>You forget your birthday?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>A podcast by a couple of miches. Make sure you've

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<v Speaker 1>hit to follow on your podcast staff