Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No, you know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so it was like
Speaker 1: an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a hole. Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: Food bean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: Can't be thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness is.
Speaker 2: Just still to play.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 5: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 5: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Mitch Truly and Mitchell Kolaitches here
Speaker 1: we are.
Speaker 2: Have we missed much?
Speaker 1: Can you tell us fill us in?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 1: Oh good?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah yeah. It's like Dory the Explorer now
Speaker 2: where we leave a blank space for them to answer
Speaker 2: the question how.
Speaker 1: Much sex did Jenna have in the break?
Speaker 2: Oh? Wow, new record? Wow Hi Jenna, Hi n how'd
Speaker 2: your boob job go?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: It was painful.
Speaker 1: I can only imagine still a bit swollen? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could tell.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we can tell, we can tell feel a
Speaker 2: bit swollen. Isn't that the point? I had a bit
Speaker 2: of a botched procedure while during our little midyear break.
Speaker 2: Can I just say, well, for the first time ever,
Speaker 2: I decided, yeah, I'll get botox in my forehead. Oh
Speaker 2: and you know this is not me telling everyone else
Speaker 2: that they should rush off and get botox, but encouraging it.
Speaker 2: If you're happy with the face, leave it. Yes, I have,
Speaker 2: and it's meant to just make you not have the
Speaker 2: forehead wrinkles when you raise your eyebrows. But I think
Speaker 2: they missed a spot. What do you mean when I
Speaker 2: raised my eyebrows, there's just one remaining wrinkle above my
Speaker 2: left eyebrow. Oh, this is one. And I called the
Speaker 2: place and I was like, what's happened? There's one wrinkle
Speaker 2: left that's still there and has it moved? And they
Speaker 2: were like, I'll give it two weeks. Two weeks is
Speaker 2: up as of today, So I'm going to write a letter.
Speaker 1: And it's just one line above one eyebrow.
Speaker 2: Yes, look, if it's one thing, I'm like, do I
Speaker 2: give it a name? What do I do?
Speaker 4: Like it?
Speaker 1: Joel creasy because it's a crease?
Speaker 2: Oh I get it? Yeah right, okay?
Speaker 1: Will you look good? You look snatched otherwise?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Thank you. I like to think I looked good before.
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't need it.
Speaker 2: I was just getting my crow's feet done, which I've
Speaker 2: done a few times before, and the guy was like, oh,
Speaker 2: extra fifty bucks, I'll do.
Speaker 1: The forhead too, and I just chucked it in.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, I feel like the forehead is.
Speaker 1: A lot more it's on shows.
Speaker 2: It's a lot more face real estate. And is it
Speaker 2: gonna throw it in for fifty bucks? I was like,
Speaker 2: go on, it's a bit weird. I'm not sure if
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: Does it hurt?
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's placebo if I'm imagining it,
Speaker 2: but it does feel like tighter there, and I've got
Speaker 2: a tiny headache, maybe because I always hungover. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could also be that. Do you think is
Speaker 1: it numb? Is it how it works?
Speaker 2: No? Not numb, but so you can feel different. I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm going to get the throw done again.
Speaker 2: I miss it matter. How do I make people know
Speaker 2: that I'm furious or judging them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How will we know if you're shocked at our behavior? Janney?
Speaker 1: I just won't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just feel like I'm limited.
Speaker 1: Well, how does it break good otherwise? Behind other than
Speaker 1: the botched botox?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's been good. I'm seeing someone, a new therapist. Oh,
Speaker 2: his name's Patrick. Oh, I don't know if I told
Speaker 2: you guys about this. I feel like we've been off
Speaker 2: for longer than two weeks. But I was doing like
Speaker 2: my own little version of The Bachelor, Oh, where I
Speaker 2: was auditioning therapists.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think I knew that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I told you because they do like the
Speaker 2: free fifteen minute consolets to make sure that you're vibing
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: Not much trauma can be relayed in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: No, there isn't a lot you can do in that
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. So I spent seven minutes on Jenna, Like,
Speaker 2: what did I get? Six?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is that the right math? I just have to
Speaker 1: think about that. No, well that leaves three more minutes.
Speaker 2: I just I just asked him how he's I don't
Speaker 2: know that was flirting, but yes, I had a bunch
Speaker 2: of duds. We're not dudce, but yeah, Patrick was my favorite.
Speaker 1: Okay, so and tell us why Patrick works? Is he good?
Speaker 2: Listen to his paige fucking listen. Yeah, although I just
Speaker 2: don't know how I'm supposed to trust him to make
Speaker 2: me get my shit together when every time he's doing
Speaker 2: a fucking mind map on his whiteboard, he's using a
Speaker 2: dud text. I just wanted to buy him a new
Speaker 2: packet of whiteboard markers. I'm like, Patrick, get your shit together.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's actually a sweet, a sweet gesture for you
Speaker 1: should do that.
Speaker 2: You do it white board markers. Yeah, it from us,
Speaker 2: great tax fiight because I spoke about it.
Speaker 1: Welcome Patrick, give you too much.
Speaker 2: I was actually wondering because he had to ask me, obviously,
Speaker 2: what's your line of work? And I told him, Oh,
Speaker 2: I post tiktoks, I host the podcast as a therapist.
Speaker 2: Would you then go and stalk them afterwards like I
Speaker 2: would if I was. So, I'm just constantly mindful that
Speaker 2: you know, Patrick could be listening right now, love your baby.
Speaker 1: He also could know who you are, but I guess
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have said it now.
Speaker 2: He didn't know really, yeah, he'd never seen its Patrick
Speaker 2: one of us.
Speaker 1: I think he could be with a name like Patrick
Speaker 1: and in a line of work where you listen. It
Speaker 1: shocked me if he was straight.
Speaker 2: That was actually was I was drawn too, because I
Speaker 2: initially googled like LGBT friendly therapists in Sydney, and a
Speaker 2: lot of them were like, yeah, I'm an ally and
Speaker 2: I'm like not good enough.
Speaker 1: And I want you to go through what we've gone for.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've got a fantasy to fulfill about fucking Mike therapist.
Speaker 1: So like, of course, yeah, all we went.
Speaker 2: Although kind of hot to think about converting a straight one. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking out loud.
Speaker 1: You need to talk to your therapist. Imagine if he
Speaker 1: was like, well, then do it. We'll see how you feel.
Speaker 2: Like that is odd?
Speaker 1: God, maybe I need a therapist, ye know. In mind,
Speaker 1: like I'll get a forty nine year old woman named Beth.
Speaker 1: I'll get like a pop luck.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I went out to dinner with some of our other
Speaker 1: gay friends, Hayden's work friends, and we're like, do you
Speaker 1: guys have a gay doctor, like a queer friendly doctor,
Speaker 1: because we have our gps that are both in our
Speaker 1: suburbs who grew up in so now that we live together,
Speaker 1: we want to find a doctor in the air area
Speaker 1: that he's queer friendly. And they're like, Oh, this great
Speaker 1: thirty year old doctor, he's so hot, we all want
Speaker 1: to fuck him. And like, I don't think I want
Speaker 1: to fuck my GP. Like maybe my dentist would be cute.
Speaker 1: I'd like to have a cute dentist, you know, or
Speaker 1: a cute Yeah, I do. I just don't think I
Speaker 1: want a hot doctor, you know. I want my doctor
Speaker 1: to be old and weathered and fully across every condition possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a I've got a woman doctor. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would try that. I don't want to fuck my GP, thank.
Speaker 1: You, But what would you fuck? I'd fuck dentist, flight attendant, chiropractice. Oh,
Speaker 1: crack me in half. Oh my god, I've had many.
Speaker 1: You know, when you look at someone and you completely
Speaker 1: plan your life together. I've done that with a barista
Speaker 1: micro Baristers, and then it takes mine. I've an oatmealk glat.
Speaker 1: It's like a two second coffee. I need to start
Speaker 1: going to like a really extreme coffee so I have
Speaker 1: more time with him.
Speaker 2: I have seventeen I smokers, giving him like different complaints
Speaker 2: every time I pop that in the microwavee for me.
Speaker 1: Heah not hot enough cold man, unlike you enough, Jenna.
Speaker 1: What person that's offering a service in your life?
Speaker 4: Are too?
Speaker 1: Sleep with my bus drive? The way that they touched
Speaker 1: my Apri car?
Speaker 2: She tap me off. I wanted to fill me up.
Speaker 3: I really liked my foot doctor.
Speaker 1: What are they called podiatric?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Anything with me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You still go to this foot doctor?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's finished.
Speaker 1: I had to go monthly to a foot doctor once
Speaker 1: because I had constant ingrown toneaus my more off, I
Speaker 1: couldn't walk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember those days. Bad without old We need
Speaker 2: to do a chemist run.
Speaker 1: Well, my holiday was great and I went over to
Speaker 1: Indonesia party bike Dr McCarthy. I don't know what I
Speaker 1: kept saying. Anyway, my Jimmy is about my trip, so
Speaker 1: I won't go into that now.
Speaker 2: But oh okay, well you can kick things off if
Speaker 2: you like.
Speaker 4: Do.
Speaker 1: I have a lovely tan though.
Speaker 2: I hadn't noticed anything.
Speaker 1: Look at these breakouts. My skin is breaking out because
Speaker 1: I had too many facial treatments. My skim like too
Speaker 1: much hydration.
Speaker 2: No, what you did is you made your skin addicted,
Speaker 2: and now that it doesn't have the constant facial it's like, what.
Speaker 1: Do I do withdrawals?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It does anyway, So my Jimmy is Barley related. So
Speaker 1: we'll get there on a secon.
Speaker 2: What you's the addiction to have? I'm facial dependent.
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to retinoids. I don't want to far to
Speaker 1: be a mess. Give me a facial please, different kind?
Speaker 1: All right? If it's your first time listening, we start
Speaker 1: the show the same every week, and now we're back
Speaker 1: baby two gyms two?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Mitch doesn't
Speaker 1: know mine, I don't know Mitch's. Jenna's along for the ride.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go first?
Speaker 4: Mitch?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We've also got a TikTok school coming up a little
Speaker 2: bit later. Okay, because there's a TikTok drama that I
Speaker 2: am obsessed with.
Speaker 1: It has just me.
Speaker 2: It is such a saga and I've been following it
Speaker 2: step by step, can't.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's start. You go first, Mitch?
Speaker 2: You give us? Oh you want me to go for?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You go first?
Speaker 2: All right? So I wanted to hear about Barley.
Speaker 1: But I'm give up a right it.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: It's click and collect Actually shit, yes.
Speaker 1: I've never done it, really never click clicked or collected
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 2: Don't. It's not actually any more convenient at alls at work?
Speaker 1: Explain it?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, you just like shop online and then
Speaker 2: you buy what you want and then you go to
Speaker 2: the counter and then it's just they're in the bag
Speaker 2: ready for you. Right, yeah, I do. It's okay with
Speaker 2: in some instances, like you know, office Works or Bunnings
Speaker 2: or something for little things, but often what is available
Speaker 2: on the website isn't actually in store, like they haven't
Speaker 2: updated it or whatever. Yeah, and so you'll buy this
Speaker 2: thing online. Like I got some WD forty and then
Speaker 2: Bunnings were like, sorry, mate, we've refunded. We've got no
Speaker 2: WD forty. I'm like your Bunnings, where else am I
Speaker 2: going to get it? And like often they substitute things
Speaker 2: if they don't have it. Yes, Like did I tell
Speaker 2: you when we were sponsored by dary Lee for Pig
Speaker 2: Week a few weeks ago? I ordered thirty blocks of
Speaker 2: darrol Lee white chocolate cookies and cream, went and click
Speaker 2: and collected them, and I'm like, sorry, we don't have
Speaker 2: that one, so we've substituted it with another darro Lee.
Speaker 2: It was like this dark chocolate dury and I had
Speaker 2: thirty of them. I was like, no, no, no, this
Speaker 2: is this is the one we're promoting. I need that
Speaker 2: particular one and it's just always wrong. And I don't
Speaker 2: mind going into the shop and perusing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Same, that's that's half the fun.
Speaker 2: If it's not being delivered to my house, I'd rather
Speaker 2: just go and look for it myself. I don't want
Speaker 2: some other dog getting my order wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and giving you an alternative. I have done that.
Speaker 1: I've done clicking collect, I've done home order and.
Speaker 2: That you live And you said you've never clicked and
Speaker 2: collected in your line, No, I.
Speaker 1: Clicked and then they drove to me, so I clicked
Speaker 1: in sad, that's what right, I didn't see. That's fine.
Speaker 1: I did no fucking collecting. Although they text you and
Speaker 1: they go, Hi, mitchum, your driver our bell, I'm going
Speaker 1: to drop off your groceries at what time? I just
Speaker 1: leave them at the door anyway.
Speaker 2: But also, have you ever been like kept waiting Because
Speaker 2: some of my friends will do that. They'll order groceries
Speaker 2: online and they'll give you a two hour window. Yes,
Speaker 2: And I was like, sorry, I can't come to dinner tonight.
Speaker 2: Willis might or might not show up. Like it's not
Speaker 2: any more convenient than just popping into the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I love a good old classic supermarket shop.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's fine, something special you see the new product.
Speaker 2: I just go into my own little world.
Speaker 1: Oh, Sam, I love it. I used to work at Coals,
Speaker 1: so it's a good of a soft spot in my heart.
Speaker 1: And I can go back to my Coals that I
Speaker 1: worked at. Oh and I know where, I know where
Speaker 1: everything is.
Speaker 2: It's heaven.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: One thing I do hate about actually going shopping is
Speaker 2: that things in everywhere I think they should be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what section?
Speaker 2: What I would you go to to buy metamuthal?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Good point.
Speaker 1: No, I think I'd go vitamin Aisle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wasn't there?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 1: Okay? Then then with a panandole and the and the neuropin, you.
Speaker 2: Think you would think it was near the Milo. I
Speaker 2: was like, are you fucking kidding me? Very different?
Speaker 1: I know, services just like jars.
Speaker 2: Of powder, put them all together. Yeah, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: You add to liquid.
Speaker 2: The dilutant is how you say the.
Speaker 1: Big three Milo, metamucil, and chlorine. That's so stupid. Do
Speaker 1: anyone else gets Is it just me? Or do you
Speaker 1: always get shocked at the result of the price every shop?
Speaker 1: I'm shocked when it's really cheap.
Speaker 2: I go, oh that's great. Yeah, you keep adding them,
Speaker 2: adding them, and they're like, fuck me three hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Yes, always expensive, eat them on the fly. Have you
Speaker 1: noticed that at some coals, the fancy ones that have
Speaker 1: just been renovated, they make you pack your own bags?
Speaker 1: What like it's aldi nah? Fuck that? Yeah, like, could
Speaker 1: you want to pack the bags for you?
Speaker 2: Fuck that for a joke?
Speaker 7: Catholic?
Speaker 2: Well do you know what else? Speaking of click and
Speaker 2: collecting Coals, people have been calling Coals out because if
Speaker 2: they click and collect stuff. Yeah, you know how you
Speaker 2: have to pay fifteen cents for the reusable bag things,
Speaker 2: yeah Cole. Yes, they will just put like one item
Speaker 2: in a bag, like a bottle of two letter milk
Speaker 2: in a bag fifteen cents, the tea bags in the
Speaker 2: fifteen cent bags, So they overcharge you for all these
Speaker 2: reusable bags that are meant to be environmentally conscious, but
Speaker 2: they're just using fuckloads of them and charging you for them.
Speaker 2: Oh true, I never picked up on that. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I thought. I don't know how I've ended up on
Speaker 2: this corner of TikTok. But click and collect fail toc
Speaker 2: I found my people. This one chick ordered a kilo
Speaker 2: of apples and they gave her an apple. They just
Speaker 2: saw the number one and we're like, yeah, that'll do.
Speaker 2: Or this one chick, they were like, sorry, we don't
Speaker 2: have your particular laundry detergent, but instead we're going to
Speaker 2: give you granola.
Speaker 6: What.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they made that mistake, but I'd
Speaker 2: just rather go to the shop than do it myself.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we were out of purer skim milk. So here's
Speaker 1: a jersey cow's so ridiculous newborn. We're all out of
Speaker 1: my dog, so here's a dashing.
Speaker 2: Always so extreme anyway, ye click and collect doesn't hit
Speaker 2: the clip for me anyway?
Speaker 1: Are you ready to talk about Barley Clinton? Collect?
Speaker 2: Clinton? Collect? That sounds like Jenny's break.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for Mr.
Speaker 2: Account No, she'd put in the adult section of the paper.
Speaker 2: That was her corner of the ad Click and collect
Speaker 2: call this number for a good time. Clinton collect.
Speaker 1: But what are you collecting after you touch the clip? Juices?
Speaker 2: I don't really know what goes on down there. It's
Speaker 2: none of my business, quite frankly, I'm assuming it's juices.
Speaker 1: Anyways, your new dits Jenny, you need to start calling
Speaker 1: the paper. You can put that ad back in, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm ready for mine. You guys read your mind?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Did you just come back from Bali?
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck?
Speaker 1: I got Bali music?
Speaker 2: It's Bali music?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know's it's massage music? Pop quiz? How
Speaker 1: many massages did I have on day four of my trip?
Speaker 1: In one day? In one day? Realistic? Three?
Speaker 2: Five? Wow?
Speaker 1: It was heaven, guys. I had a really good trip.
Speaker 1: I really did enjoy BALLEI.
Speaker 2: Do you find with massages, though, that sometimes your expectations
Speaker 2: are too high. You think, yes, I'm going to be
Speaker 2: so relaxed after this, and you're like, nap, still too tense.
Speaker 1: Oh my god all the time, And when you get
Speaker 1: a dud massage and you just have to commit, like
Speaker 1: you can't tell them to stop.
Speaker 2: Are they cheaper over there? Oh they're so cheap?
Speaker 1: And I felt so bad. Guys, he's the problem. With BALI.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: It was gorgeous. I'm not good at bartering, like it's
Speaker 1: when haggling.
Speaker 2: No, no, oh, that's what you do for a living
Speaker 2: on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love it when they're my equal. But when these
Speaker 1: poor people need to put dinner on a table and
Speaker 1: very you know, very thin old wooden table, you're such
Speaker 1: people please that you'd be like, no, I'll double it.
Speaker 1: Honest to god, Hayden wanted a linen set right, like
Speaker 1: a linen top Millian pants. We go to markets on
Speaker 1: day one and I see it on day one and
Speaker 1: I like, big line straight to the linen market and
Speaker 1: they go sir hollo, sir, holo, sir, and they got hollow,
Speaker 1: sir holo, sir. And they realize that we're gay, and
Speaker 1: they sort of have a little vomit and.
Speaker 2: Then they carry on.
Speaker 1: They carry through because homosexuality frown upon in Indonesia.
Speaker 2: Oh good, I was just thinking I should book my trip,
Speaker 2: but forget it.
Speaker 1: No, no, they wouldn't let you. We barely skated through
Speaker 1: because they thought I was a woman at some points
Speaker 1: with the breast.
Speaker 2: Oh well, then i'd be fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, yeah, you'd be praised anyway. So we go
Speaker 1: there and I go, oh, linen, linen, And if you
Speaker 1: show it like a midium of interest in anything, then
Speaker 1: they go, here's a sale.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I'll do you a deal. It's the same
Speaker 2: when I went to Fiji.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, exactly. Problem is the exchange rates really confusing.
Speaker 1: So fifty thousand Indonesian dollars is five Australian dollars.
Speaker 2: Which is so confusing. Oh my god, how much is
Speaker 2: this chocolate milk? Oh that'll be seventy grand?
Speaker 6: What you go?
Speaker 1: We had one dinner it was eighteen million, and now
Speaker 1: that's a home deposit.
Speaker 2: Hang on, what does that equate to you an Australian
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty?
Speaker 1: Oh that's dollars.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But day one I wasn't going to s so I
Speaker 1: got this linen st gorgeous. You have it in medium?
Speaker 1: Should do I know your size? They're not for me.
Speaker 1: I understand. I work in douvet sizes. I'm a king.
Speaker 1: So then I said, okay, how much and she goes
Speaker 1: a million, which is one hundred dollars with no way
Speaker 1: it wouldn't have cost a million dollars and Hayden's can mate. Well,
Speaker 1: Hayden's going to let me, let me do it. And
Speaker 1: then Hayden goes, what about one hundred thousand, cuts them
Speaker 1: down by ninety percent straight away, hundred which is ten
Speaker 1: dollars ten Australian dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, it went straight down.
Speaker 1: Said no, no, no, no, no, no no no. And
Speaker 1: I go, hold on, what about five hundred thousand right
Speaker 1: to the middle, which is terrible, which is really bad
Speaker 1: because that is now there.
Speaker 2: It's not five thousand, five hundred thousand, it's a lot. No,
Speaker 2: that's fifty bucks five hundred thousand. Yeah, yeah, so you
Speaker 2: five hundred.
Speaker 1: And then Hayden is furious at me because that is
Speaker 1: now the price that I said we will pay. You
Speaker 1: won't go lower than that. So we end up having
Speaker 1: to pay fifty dollars for the which is fine, which
Speaker 1: is fifty bucks, yeah exactly, I'd be happy with that.
Speaker 1: Then we go to the next door and they're paying
Speaker 1: three dollars for the same exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, three dollars three Australian. You pay for
Speaker 2: what you get and you know it'll be better quality.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. There's the service, the service and a smile
Speaker 2: and trying to justify it. The way I would to myself, Nah,
Speaker 2: it's better if it's more expensive.
Speaker 1: Somehow, I'm bad at haggling. I'm also really bad at
Speaker 1: scooter riding. I didn't tell anyone this on social media,
Speaker 1: but I had a scooter accent. Oh you had a
Speaker 1: full Oh no, I had I had an accent. I
Speaker 1: fell off the bike in the middle of Changu.
Speaker 2: I did reply to your Instagram story and I was like,
Speaker 2: do your helmet up? And you were like, okay, mum,
Speaker 2: do not tell me that you've had a fall when
Speaker 2: your helmet was not strapped up.
Speaker 1: I had a fall that down. Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: get a photo of my of my your helmets. Kids, guys,
Speaker 1: I was riding around Changu and I was calling it
Speaker 1: canned for ages. That's why no one could give me directions.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where's Cagy. That's not a place.
Speaker 2: That's a pokemon I was on.
Speaker 1: That's an illness. I was on a scooter and you
Speaker 1: should have seen me. You Hayden can't drive right.
Speaker 2: Because he's Gaya, And he goes, oh, I'm going to
Speaker 2: get a scooter and I go no, No, you'll crash.
Speaker 1: You can't drive. You don't know road rules. How do
Speaker 1: you give way? Like I was being a pop quiz
Speaker 1: what is this sign?
Speaker 2: Not being an idiot?
Speaker 1: And then he goes, no, I want to ride, and
Speaker 1: I go sure, fine, well it's your funeral and then
Speaker 1: who stacks it in the main.
Speaker 2: Street of BALI me, you got smart, didn't you. I
Speaker 2: was riding.
Speaker 1: I was guess where it was after three hours of driving.
Speaker 1: It was turning back into the hotel.
Speaker 2: Oh ah, you were like, you're on the home threats
Speaker 2: and you were like, oh, yeah, I'm here now you
Speaker 2: just already switched off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when people accidentally pissed themselves when they get to
Speaker 2: their front door, mentally they're like, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I've been there too many times. I'm I can start
Speaker 1: letting the poo out and anyway, So, you know, with
Speaker 1: a throttle on a scooter, I was turning and there
Speaker 1: was traffic building behind me, and these people were honking
Speaker 1: their monkeys and stray dogs on the street. I'm like,
Speaker 1: too much stimulation. So I rev to go, and I
Speaker 1: too quickly, and then I tried to stop, but I
Speaker 1: revved harder and my bike did a wheelie, like I'm
Speaker 1: in Tokyo drift and I'm wheeling through the main street,
Speaker 1: dodging chickens and then I try to stop and it
Speaker 1: goes faster, so I let go and then the bike
Speaker 1: falls back on me and drags me down the street.
Speaker 2: Oh that is so dramatic.
Speaker 1: And you know me, I don't like to You know,
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed, right, My pride was knock so a
Speaker 1: local boy ran up, sir, sir say, and I went
Speaker 1: fuck off?
Speaker 2: Did you actually say?
Speaker 1: I snapped at the local boy, Oh the Mitchell. It
Speaker 1: was awful, but you know, I was embarrassed. My pride
Speaker 1: was not then hay, I'm like, come on, let's get
Speaker 1: you up, and I said.
Speaker 2: Go to the villa like I was mad. You were
Speaker 2: mad at yourself?
Speaker 1: Mad myself? Yes, I lashed out at those.
Speaker 2: So many massage that's holy.
Speaker 1: You should have seen what I said to the stray dog.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Let me get a photo of my illness, your illness
Speaker 2: or injuries injury? Yeah yeah, no, not, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Illness.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 1: So this is me after I fell off the bike,
Speaker 1: fully bruised and.
Speaker 2: Like a big like if you've just been dragged across
Speaker 2: tar like a grape.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I had to fully slather an embedded dean
Speaker 1: and it was a whole thing. So I couldn't swim
Speaker 1: for the first three days because the water borne bacteria
Speaker 1: would kill me. I couldn't shower because of the bug
Speaker 1: in the water. Like the bacteria in the water. You're
Speaker 1: not had to drink the water.
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 2: Because you get bal take it bary belly if you.
Speaker 1: Drink the water.
Speaker 2: Oh is that what barley belly is? The water is
Speaker 2: so unhygienic. There's some that can do about that for
Speaker 2: those who aren't used to.
Speaker 1: It, because you would have bacteria in our water. But
Speaker 1: our bodies are so.
Speaker 2: Used to it. We're bitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we go over there and I
Speaker 1: caught it because I brushed my teeth with the tap water.
Speaker 1: I was so good, I wasn't drinking it. I was great,
Speaker 1: And then I brushed my teeth with the tap water.
Speaker 1: Projectile vomiting for days.
Speaker 2: Your belly is week.
Speaker 1: My belly is weak, and it was full of barley.
Speaker 1: When you shower, you have to close your mouth. You're
Speaker 1: not allowed to have the water in your body at all.
Speaker 2: How do I doe?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you'd have to use bottled water.
Speaker 2: Shit, really not selling this place to me.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Why is it that in the last month everyone I
Speaker 2: know has either gone to Bali or Europe. There's no
Speaker 2: in between.
Speaker 1: Actually, and they're all gay men in Bali.
Speaker 2: It's fucking illegal, it is? Is it actually illegal? You
Speaker 2: shouldn't make that.
Speaker 1: Old statement, true, Jenna? Can you google that is gayness
Speaker 1: illegal in Indonesia.
Speaker 2: I really liked the idea of going to Dubai or
Speaker 2: Abi Dhabi until I found out it's illegal to be
Speaker 2: gay and the heat is sweltering. You'll be sentenced to
Speaker 2: death in Dubai, yeah, me of all people.
Speaker 1: Oh God, but you're right. You could disguise as a
Speaker 1: beautiful woman and they might not touch you, they might
Speaker 1: want to touch you.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to roll the dice on that one.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't do.
Speaker 2: I enjoy my holiday either lady, or do I go
Speaker 2: to hang? Which one do I choose? I shouldn't have
Speaker 2: to make.
Speaker 1: A joys Well, Hayden and I didn't hold hands, but
Speaker 1: we felt there were moments where we felt eyes on us,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: We booked in a massage, one of many, and it
Speaker 1: was the Royal Baralonesian couple's massage. It's perfect timing for
Speaker 1: the news. And we get there and we go, Hi,
Speaker 1: we're here for the massage.
Speaker 2: No, no way to take a seat. What massage you
Speaker 2: do here?
Speaker 1: We don't have you in the sister so I booked
Speaker 1: yesterday and that we only have one booking for the
Speaker 1: royal couple's massage.
Speaker 7: No, that's us.
Speaker 1: The look on her face shocked, horrid that there were
Speaker 1: two men booked in for a couple of massage.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. She would have been like, I'm putting
Speaker 2: a room divided between you two. One of you is
Speaker 2: on the trundle bed on the floor. You're not sleeping
Speaker 2: together or getting massage together. Isn't that what they're called?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Also, I broke the massage bed in the first oh god,
Speaker 1: because we had one that was creaking the whole time
Speaker 1: and nuts and bolts were falling out like the Poseidon
Speaker 1: Adventure snapping in half. And then the next day we
Speaker 1: booked another one and they said, sorry, the massage bed
Speaker 1: was broken yesterday, and I went, oh fuck, I.
Speaker 2: Had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm innocent. What's the verdict? Jenek and the
Speaker 1: Gays go to Indonesia, yes they can, but same sex
Speaker 1: marriage is illegal.
Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Put up with that for long adoption.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, you know, I'm still not really keen on
Speaker 2: the idea of going there, just based of what you've said, Like,
Speaker 2: there's pockets of really nice things, but I feel like
Speaker 2: there's also a lot of grossness.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look, yeah, yes, you'd be turned off at
Speaker 1: the stray dogs. You're too much of an empathy at all.
Speaker 2: Oh are they like you feel sorry for them?
Speaker 1: Mange?
Speaker 2: Oh I was gonna say I don't hate dogs, but like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: no that I'd hate that.
Speaker 1: How uber driver one might ran over one and kept
Speaker 1: driving true true story. Yeah, still got five stars though
Speaker 1: he was lovely. Let us plug in our iPhone. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I don't really want to go there anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, this was brought to you by Tourism Indonesia.
Speaker 2: It's the Lama Puggy.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? That's enough of these two? Now
Speaker 1: let's hear and is it just you? Okay, it's over.
Speaker 1: It is it just you?
Speaker 2: Mitch?
Speaker 1: And I've done ours, so it's time to hand the
Speaker 1: privilege to prove someone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an honor. We're so seldom grant to an idiot.
Speaker 1: You can get in touch with the slide into the
Speaker 1: DMS couple of mitches. If you don't follow us yet TikTok,
Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, surely you follow us. That's how you found us
Speaker 2: in the first place. I would assume you.
Speaker 1: Are we going to get a be real like a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches be real?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's not a dumb idea. Actually social
Speaker 2: mediake turns.
Speaker 1: But then do we both get the log in or
Speaker 1: do one of them?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That'd be weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd have to switch between accounts. A bloody love
Speaker 2: be reel. By the way, it's my new obsession.
Speaker 1: Well I only got it because Hayden was on it,
Speaker 1: and I got it two days ago and it was bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was thinking, what's taking Mitch so long? Because
Speaker 2: I've had hated on it from day dot. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then you'd always be in the b reels and I'm like,
Speaker 2: why is he not getting fomo? That is so in
Speaker 2: your nature to be like I'm missing out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't really know about it.
Speaker 2: No one told me. Really bloody fun, Jenny, you need
Speaker 2: to get on it right now.
Speaker 1: I want to get it, get on it next week.
Speaker 1: You should have it, please.
Speaker 2: But those who don't know what be real is. It's
Speaker 2: like a social media app. You only have your friends
Speaker 2: on it, so you can't go viral on there.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: But at a random time every day, everyone gets the
Speaker 2: same notification saying, quick, you've got two minutes to take
Speaker 2: a photo of what you're doing. You get a of
Speaker 2: the outside camera and the inside camera. And so because
Speaker 2: there's like that time pressure of two minutes, you have
Speaker 2: to just be honest about what you're doing. There's no filtering,
Speaker 2: there's no uploading you from your best angles, and so
Speaker 2: it's fun like you're just posted your grossness. It's great, Yeah,
Speaker 2: perfect for me.
Speaker 1: Often more times than not, they're just very boring photos.
Speaker 2: Very dear. You have a very interesting life.
Speaker 4: You do?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 1: You the zoo the other day is interesting?
Speaker 2: I really don't. It's getting annoying because every time I
Speaker 2: get a b real notification, I was like, fuck, I
Speaker 2: mean better again. Yeah, everyone's going to notice that I
Speaker 2: haven't changed my sheets.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches. Be Real might be coming or right,
Speaker 1: let's do it easy to you. Let's get an idiot
Speaker 1: on the line. All the way from Brisbane, Caitlin joins this.
Speaker 1: Hello Katie, like, Caitlan.
Speaker 2: Are you good.
Speaker 5: I'm good, Mitchell. I know it's going to be your
Speaker 5: birthday when this podcast comes out, So happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's sweet, Caitlyn, she remembered, neither of you did.
Speaker 2: Just you wait for the cake. I was actually I
Speaker 2: was actually waiting Caitlin to see if either of them
Speaker 2: remember my birthday. But I'm glad you brought it up now,
Speaker 2: so don't be bust. This wasn't recorded on your birthday,
Speaker 2: but it's my birthday episode. We always figure out which
Speaker 2: episode is closest to the day.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn, you dog Hi. We'll say we discussed and we
Speaker 1: have it in writing in the contract that is is
Speaker 1: just Me Proprietary Limited. We don't celebrate birthdays anymore because
Speaker 1: we've we've gone all out and it's we can never
Speaker 1: top what we've done.
Speaker 2: No, we said that we won't dedicate a whole birthday
Speaker 2: episode because you know how we used to like the
Speaker 2: whole episode, would sent it around the birthday. But we
Speaker 2: still do a little bit of who huh, Like Janet
Speaker 2: got the Jumper? I paid a sketch art to send
Speaker 2: a custom frame fabricator to get a picture of you
Speaker 2: with Dot Wiggans, Janna. I drove to the Shire to
Speaker 2: pick up a trolley for you.
Speaker 3: We talked about this.
Speaker 1: Man not the day I was in Bali.
Speaker 2: Bali belly. Now you've done, Caitlyn, you started an argument.
Speaker 1: I feel awful. All right, Caitlyn, we'll fight off the air.
Speaker 1: Give us your region, we'll count you in Bradley, or
Speaker 1: give you a little intro then hit us. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is something you've noticed, something you hate, something you appreciate.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Does Burt Newton give you the same energy as a
Speaker 3: Humpty dumpy easter egg?
Speaker 2: Abs?
Speaker 1: Yes, God rest his soul. Does Burton Newton give you
Speaker 1: the same energy as a Humpty dumpty to be specific, easter.
Speaker 2: Egg, Humpty dumpty berries? But we're talking about the easter requestion. Well,
Speaker 2: when he's not where he is, sorry, when he wasn't
Speaker 2: wearing his little hair piece, the two pay and you
Speaker 2: got the bald Bert? Definitely I see it.
Speaker 1: And didn't we just say we have nothing but the
Speaker 1: utmost respect for Bert?
Speaker 2: And absolutely do you have you been watching neighbors, Caitlin?
Speaker 2: You know how it's finishing. Have you ever been a
Speaker 2: fan of Neighbors?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Not really quite honest. Well, I'm going to say this anyway,
Speaker 2: even if you don't give a flying fuck, someone else
Speaker 2: who was giving Humpty Dumpty energy at the moment is
Speaker 2: Doctor Carl. Because the actor who plays Doctor Carl has
Speaker 2: some sort of condition. I think it might be alopecia,
Speaker 2: a jacenter. Maybe it just is alopecia, and so he's
Speaker 2: lost his hair and eyebrows. And I remember tuning in
Speaker 2: I saw something on the neighbor's Facebook page the other
Speaker 2: day and I was like, is that doctor Carl? It
Speaker 2: does not look anything like him anymore. So everyone that's
Speaker 2: going to be tuning in for the very final episode
Speaker 2: this week is going to be like, fuck me, what
Speaker 2: happened Carl?
Speaker 1: I've got the egg up now? And holy shit? Yeah
Speaker 1: it's Bert, Yeah it is, isn't it. It's because his
Speaker 1: head was really shiny, and they used to call him infant,
Speaker 1: that was his nickname. He's just had such a round head,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, Bert would never be caught dead wearing that
Speaker 2: much color that The Humpty Dumpty is too fruity for Burt.
Speaker 1: He's a photo of Bert. Oh god, it's Oh, it's
Speaker 1: actually admirable. How round that head is.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Caitlyn, thank you for that. You've won something from
Speaker 2: Jenner's prize carpet to make sure you hit her up.
Speaker 1: On Instagram caratulation.
Speaker 2: We'll send it out by the way. You're in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming I know what you'll be up to on
Speaker 2: September twenty three or September twenty four.
Speaker 5: You know it.
Speaker 3: I'll be at your life show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Darling.
Speaker 1: Did sound like there was a gun to it head?
Speaker 2: Oh god, love you, Katelyn.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, Kateler.
Speaker 2: I'll see you soon. A bit of self promotion if
Speaker 2: anyone else wants tickets to my Brisbane show since September,
Speaker 2: just linking by all my Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's a bit far out to be so it'll be
Speaker 1: here before you know.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Sorry, no, no, go for sorry for bringing it up.
Speaker 2: No no, no, say it's linking by everybody.
Speaker 1: Okay are we all? Did you have the apple and
Speaker 1: you've got the cane?
Speaker 2: Mitchell, I'm ready for class. I've got me chalk TikTok
Speaker 2: schools in session. So there is the most random TikTok
Speaker 2: drama that I've been obsessed with recently.
Speaker 1: I love a good TikTok drama.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: Same.
Speaker 2: It usually happens between like rival mummy TikTokers. Yes, like
Speaker 2: the parenting TikTok world is one. I'm glad I'm not in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or Doja Cat and Noah Snap from Random?
Speaker 2: Well, this one's very different. You know those videos that
Speaker 2: you're often of people doing random acts of kindness?
Speaker 1: Oh, I have seen that. They always look a bit
Speaker 1: staged to me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I actually hate them, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember once a brand reaching out to me and
Speaker 2: asking me to do as part of a brand deal,
Speaker 2: like random acts of kindness, And I'm like, it's already
Speaker 2: not random if I'm being paid to go out in
Speaker 2: the street and be like, Hi, here's this whatever product.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they wanted me to do, but
Speaker 2: I just said no because I'm like, that is so insincere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I hate about these random act of kindness videos.
Speaker 2: But anyway, a few weeks ago, there was this TikToker
Speaker 2: called Life of Harrison, and so he went up to
Speaker 2: some lady that was sitting by herself in a shopping center,
Speaker 2: gave her a bunch of flowers, and she said, oh,
Speaker 2: can you hold these for a second.
Speaker 1: I did see this, Oh you saw it everywhere. Everyone
Speaker 1: was talking about this.
Speaker 2: A lot of people saw it. It got sixty five
Speaker 2: million views in the end. But he said, yep, hold
Speaker 2: these flowers for me. She did, and then he just
Speaker 2: pissed off left them with her. It was meant to
Speaker 2: be some wholesome surprise. And I don't know. I can't
Speaker 2: read her expression at the end of the video, right
Speaker 2: because you know that was secretly filming her. But all
Speaker 2: the comments are like, oh, that's so beautiful. You can
Speaker 2: tell that she really needed that. That made her day.
Speaker 2: But when I look at her facial expression, she looks
Speaker 2: fed up. She looks really annoyed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be a bit grateful, your cow. You're not given
Speaker 1: a bouquet of flowers free, just take it. Such a
Speaker 1: hassle to carry them around.
Speaker 2: Oh we'll get to that. We'll get to that, because
Speaker 2: she she's no longer an anonymous old lady. She's come out.
Speaker 2: But first of all, when this video blew up, Harrison
Speaker 2: was of course going on about how good of a
Speaker 2: person he was. I think he did an interview on
Speaker 2: CNN like globally in the US. Yeah, so this is
Speaker 2: what he said initially, Okay, this is a TikToker.
Speaker 4: After I walked off and I said have a good day,
Speaker 4: I actually had no idea how her reaction was. But
Speaker 4: then when I saw her reaction, she actually cried. I
Speaker 4: was just like, wow, it really just made me feel
Speaker 4: some type of way. And then remember afterwards, I actually
Speaker 4: went back up to her and she was really grateful
Speaker 4: and just so happy, And I know that's just something
Speaker 4: that she's going to remember for the rest of her life.
Speaker 4: It just makes my heart feel full and happy just
Speaker 4: to give back. It's just something that's always been something
Speaker 4: that's just made me smile.
Speaker 2: Right, what do you mean give back? Like it's just
Speaker 2: assumed that she's less fortunate than you. Yeah, I bet
Speaker 2: she owns a home prick like you'll never be able to.
Speaker 2: I hate that when he acts like, oh, it just
Speaker 2: I do it out of the kindness of my heart.
Speaker 2: You do it for the views, mate. Yeah, I'm sorry
Speaker 2: to be a cynic as usual, but no, you were
Speaker 2: not doing a good thing. I mean she still got
Speaker 2: flowers out of it, though, right. Well, she has since
Speaker 2: come out and told her side of the story.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: This lady's name is Marie, of course, and she says
Speaker 2: that I don't really do the TikTok or the Facebook.
Speaker 2: And so she did what anyone her age would do.
Speaker 2: She wrote an email to her talk backstation, of course,
Speaker 2: and so she went on air to tell her side
Speaker 2: of this. Sorry, this is what Marie had to say.
Speaker 3: Tell us what happened to you?
Speaker 6: Well, I was just having a coffee. It was sort
Speaker 6: of late afternoon reading and her.
Speaker 2: Phone line is so good. I bet you're using a
Speaker 2: home phone that says everything you need to know about Marie.
Speaker 1: But go on, that's a nine to five number.
Speaker 6: My guy came up and asked very politely whether i'd
Speaker 6: hold these flowers for him.
Speaker 3: It's a bunch of flowers.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, so I did.
Speaker 6: Then he just strode off. And anyway, then I saw
Speaker 6: the guys had been filming it, and they denied it anyway,
Speaker 6: they obviously had. It was a friendly discussion. I look,
Speaker 6: do you want these flowers? I don't really want them,
Speaker 6: and you know, I didn't want to carry them home
Speaker 6: in the tram really, to be quite frank, And they
Speaker 6: weren't they weren't my to my taste, really, and anyway,
Speaker 6: they didn't want them, and then yeah, so anyway, then
Speaker 6: people texted me and I began to really lives that
Speaker 6: had gone viral. And then there was the article.
Speaker 1: How did the article represent you, Marie?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, old woman, elderly woman. You he heartbreaking tale.
Speaker 6: I just was, you know, quite offended.
Speaker 1: At first.
Speaker 6: It was just a bit of a joke to me.
Speaker 6: And then I've sort of felt dehumanized. And I also
Speaker 6: know that it's very quite small because in the scheme
Speaker 6: of things, it's.
Speaker 1: A small thing.
Speaker 2: Look we get and no one's presenting this as the
Speaker 2: end of the world.
Speaker 6: And while I've got people on text here saying, oh
Speaker 6: my goodness, she's just complaining about getting a bunch of flowers.
Speaker 2: You know, what's the problem.
Speaker 3: What would you say to that, Marie?
Speaker 6: I would say that, well, you you'd be described in
Speaker 6: an article as an old lady, and there I was
Speaker 6: this pathetic old woman. There was even an implication that,
Speaker 6: you know, I was maybe homeless.
Speaker 2: No, Marie, Marie is not happy. The flowers were not
Speaker 2: to her tague God for me, she had to trot
Speaker 2: them through the tram. That was my favorite part. Like
Speaker 2: I'm just picturing in her head when you watch that
Speaker 2: viral video, Like people are thinking that she's crying because
Speaker 2: it's so kind and it made her day, but she's
Speaker 2: really thinking, what the fuck are these BP servo flowers?
Speaker 2: Like I don't want these discussing things in my beautiful
Speaker 2: home all my friends.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm a daffodil lad, And she didn't want to
Speaker 1: take them on the tram put a bit of fucking
Speaker 1: satchel Marie.
Speaker 2: I'm with her. It's not about the flowers. It's just
Speaker 2: about this kid like using overviews that.
Speaker 1: She should have been grateful. Also, like, you know, who
Speaker 1: cares if people think you're homeless? I guess she doesn't
Speaker 1: understand this social media and people will comment anything but
Speaker 1: yeah over it.
Speaker 2: But people are just reading into it and like they
Speaker 2: don't know her or her story, but just at a glance,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, she's some poor, miserable old bag lady, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: I would hate to be in that position, have you ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they filmed her without her consent and lied about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that actually makes it weird. And that Harrison kid
Speaker 2: did another interview with this argarithmic ongoing. He did an
Speaker 2: interview with the project and this is what he had
Speaker 2: to say about it.
Speaker 4: Marie, I apologize for what has happened, and I would
Speaker 4: love to be able to own you a coffee and
Speaker 4: to be able to get you a bouquet of flowers
Speaker 4: that are your taste.
Speaker 7: We had to book our interview with Harrison through his
Speaker 7: talent agent, Norella.
Speaker 1: Jacob's not happy.
Speaker 2: I'd just had to include that little bit in the
Speaker 2: in the audio through his talid age.
Speaker 1: How would you book him? Yeah, the viral flower old
Speaker 1: lady Heims would be a video guy.
Speaker 2: Please just reaching out.
Speaker 1: Yes, have you ever, you know, actually done an act
Speaker 1: of kindness or experience one? Because I have grown my
Speaker 1: mom gorgeous woman, you guys know Michelle Cheery, so sweet
Speaker 1: heart of gold. She I vividly remember coming home from
Speaker 1: my sister's dance. You know, when you were young and
Speaker 1: you couldn't drive yourself, so you just went everywhere with
Speaker 1: your mum, Like my sisters had to be picked up
Speaker 1: from dance. So I was just in the backseat of
Speaker 1: the car and this homeless man was sitting on the
Speaker 1: side of the road, and Mum stopped the car and
Speaker 1: she felt so sorry for this man. She went, don't worry,
Speaker 1: I'm coming back as if he was waiting for her.
Speaker 2: He's like weird, Michelle cheery going.
Speaker 1: So she drove a Honda Nimbus all the way to
Speaker 1: McDonald's drive through, got him a big Mac and a
Speaker 1: coke and chips, and then drove it back, got out
Speaker 1: of the car, gave it to him, and he threw
Speaker 1: it at her. Oh my god, I threw it back
Speaker 1: at her. He was so offended. I don't even think
Speaker 1: he's homeless. In the end of the yeah, just low
Speaker 1: on blood sugar, needed to sit down. But I vividly
Speaker 1: remember that that moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, maybe people don't like being on the receiving end
Speaker 2: of random axicindess. It would have been worse if she
Speaker 2: filmed it, being like how kind am I?
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, she wouldn't be able to Mechel. You
Speaker 1: get the VHS out and start filming.
Speaker 2: I remember once I did something for a homeless person.
Speaker 2: It was when I wanted to quit smoking right and
Speaker 2: I decided, no, this is it. I'm going cold turkey,
Speaker 2: and I gave the remains of my packet to my
Speaker 2: eyeless person, who for weeks on end had been saying,
Speaker 2: have you got a smoke? Mate? And I thought she'll
Speaker 2: love this. It made a day. Does that count of
Speaker 2: the random.
Speaker 7: Active kind Yes, yes, it does the rest of my city, Mitchell,
Speaker 7: that's I guess.
Speaker 2: As I said it out loud, I was like, no,
Speaker 2: that's not a random No, I'm with you on that. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I thought I would. I thought we'd do a bit
Speaker 2: of an experiment based off this, because clearly, after watching
Speaker 2: these videos, people probably think, oh, that person that was
Speaker 2: on the receiving end of the active kindness might have
Speaker 2: actually been overjoyed. It made their day. But as we've learned,
Speaker 2: it doesn't happen all the time. I want to see
Speaker 2: what reaction we get if you were to perform a
Speaker 2: random active kindness in the office. Ah, yeah, in.
Speaker 1: Here in the radio station. Yes, okay, all right, Wow,
Speaker 1: what do I do?
Speaker 2: Just give them my love and fect No, so I've
Speaker 2: got something for them? Here?
Speaker 1: Got a bag? Did you click and collect that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, went and got them. So you'll give them some flowers? Beautiful,
Speaker 2: I got some flowers. It's so you just do exactly
Speaker 2: what Harrison did.
Speaker 1: Two kilos of white flower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a plural of flower.
Speaker 1: Funny.
Speaker 2: Funny. You just go up to someone and say, oh, sorry, mate,
Speaker 2: can you hold these flowers for me? And then you
Speaker 2: faf about for a bit and then you just piss
Speaker 2: off and leave them with the flowers?
Speaker 1: Okay? And wait, so so I give them and then
Speaker 1: I run off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you just say have a nice day
Speaker 2: at the end, as if you've just done something really
Speaker 2: beautiful for them.
Speaker 1: And when do I come back and go punked?
Speaker 2: You don't?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, who's how are we going to secretly film this?
Speaker 2: Okay? Well, I'm gonna zoom call the studio right now,
Speaker 2: and then you take this phone down with you. Also,
Speaker 2: you'll have vision yep, and so you just take that
Speaker 2: with your heart it somewhere so I can watch the
Speaker 2: whole thing. And then you're just gonna have to call
Speaker 2: the studio so I can hear you with have air
Speaker 2: pods in h Okay, that's good, all right, So I'm
Speaker 2: calling the studio. I'll call the sky the zoom thing.
Speaker 2: There's a lot happening on once. You're gonna have to
Speaker 2: answer my zoom as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, shit, hold on, I'm coming through the.
Speaker 6: Hear me.
Speaker 2: Oh yep, here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Jenner's tits are good from the side, Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, give me the phone, all right, AirPods going in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're wearing air pods, whoever you give the
Speaker 2: flowers to won't suspect a thing. I don't know if
Speaker 2: we made it clear what exactly the gift is.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, very funny. The flowers are two one killo
Speaker 1: playing flowers taped together. Very funny.
Speaker 2: These flowers. Hand them to take them in the in
Speaker 2: the supermarket bag and then just pull them out. How
Speaker 2: can you hold these flowers?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know what this is getting confusing. I'm just going
Speaker 2: to talk you through it as as we're going. So
Speaker 2: your first task, Mitchell, pay attention classes in sessions. Your
Speaker 2: first task is just go find a random victim not
Speaker 2: in the kiss area because they know it's too.
Speaker 1: Well, the finance and the sales and the marketing.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm going take the stairs. Okay, Well, guys, just
Speaker 2: quick test. You can hear me on the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can hear you on the phone. Land, I'm clear, beautiful, okay, perfect.
Speaker 2: Harry Goes is the CEO's assistant there at her little
Speaker 2: admin desk. No wonder that it is a Friday.
Speaker 1: I think head downstairs.
Speaker 2: There's actually no one on this level.
Speaker 3: I could go stair.
Speaker 2: I'm getting in a list. Okay, you're heading downstairs?
Speaker 8: Are you say?
Speaker 2: Level one is marketing sales and fine air. There's only
Speaker 2: two levels in this place. But where the penthouse? Obviously
Speaker 2: of level two? Oh they've done a fresh paint job
Speaker 2: down there. It's different to when I worked here.
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Perfect God?
Speaker 2: Why is it so empty on Fridays? No one comes
Speaker 2: to work quiet? Why I'm going to go find these people?
Speaker 2: I don't think they can hear of Mitchell in your
Speaker 2: fucking AirPod. I can be as loud as I want.
Speaker 2: I'm going to die to say hiking hold this flash.
Speaker 2: They're going to walk away. Hang on. Step one is
Speaker 2: hide the phone somewhere so I can see them. Okay,
Speaker 2: and I watch my line again? Just ascuse me? Can
Speaker 2: you hold these flowers? And then you have to faff
Speaker 2: about for a bit? I'm like, oh my god much
Speaker 2: you're freaking out about this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm excited for it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, is that chicking the corner there in the
Speaker 2: blue you're gonna get her?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hi, everyone good, I'm already think you hold these flowers
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 8: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Walking off is so awkward. How to say have an,
Speaker 2: I day, have an I stay? How an I stay?
Speaker 2: She thinks it's a bomb? Did you see her freak out?
Speaker 2: Why is she holding him above her head like that?
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 1: I can't see them?
Speaker 2: Arama corner?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 2: Did you get back up here? What do I doing?
Speaker 2: Do I go and say surprised? No, just come back up.
Speaker 2: I'll keep an eye.
Speaker 3: They're still above her head.
Speaker 1: I'll funk.
Speaker 2: I think she's botted the camera. Oh my god, she's
Speaker 2: so confused. I think she knows on camera.
Speaker 3: She's put them aside.
Speaker 2: Mitch, which fader is? This is the zoom fader because
Speaker 2: I want to hear what she's saying. Hold on slope, fader,
Speaker 2: I'm coming back.
Speaker 1: Everyone.
Speaker 2: We are properly eavesdropping on the sales level. Now, I
Speaker 2: just turned her audio on. Did you hear her? Years?
Speaker 4: I want that?
Speaker 2: Where did you put the flailers?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey, that's a good angle from me. Did you see
Speaker 1: me shaking? She's not happy with about my network? All right, quie, everyone,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a really obnoxious sound effect. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I don't have my phone volumes on though now
Speaker 1: it might work.
Speaker 4: You never know.
Speaker 2: I'm unneeding. Ready. Oh hi, oh, here we go. It's
Speaker 2: just for you. Oh no, for you were there your flower?
Speaker 1: You take them?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, they're my flowers.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's a random act of kindness we've just done.
Speaker 8: Beautiful Welcome to arn Exactly.
Speaker 4: Is that it?
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't sound happy. She says like Marie, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what I am happy?
Speaker 4: Are?
Speaker 2: Though? Its flowers to your liking?
Speaker 8: Absolutely love them. They're my favorite.
Speaker 1: Sorry, this is why you don't do random active kindnesses.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I told her, no, it's in the end.
Speaker 1: It never works.
Speaker 2: I was team Marie all along. Okay, Well I don't
Speaker 2: want my flowers, bat, I want my phone back.
Speaker 1: Oh your phone is down there. Oh shit, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go and get it that.
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 1: Listening on Spotify. Don't forget to leave a five star
Speaker 1: eating you're listening to?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Before we go? Mitchell, you really didn't think that we'd
Speaker 1: let you have a birthday episode without celebrating your birthday?
Speaker 1: How could I.
Speaker 2: Really did think you would?
Speaker 1: Silly? It would never forget you, mitt.
Speaker 2: So this is another random act of kindness. Hopefully this
Speaker 2: one goes to plan.
Speaker 1: Jenna and I discussed via BALI what we could do
Speaker 1: to celebrate your birthday. And we both went to the
Speaker 1: drawing board and we came back with one gift each.
Speaker 1: That's fair. We don't want to fight about. So I've
Speaker 1: organized something and Jenna has organized something. So you get
Speaker 1: to pick now, Mitchell, whose gift do you want?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 6: On your life?
Speaker 2: And I get both? Which one?
Speaker 4: First?
Speaker 2: I thought you said you have to choose, Mitchell. It's
Speaker 2: like double or nothing. You get one or the other.
Speaker 1: You know both our salary, so you picked nine?
Speaker 2: Okay, who would have gotten me a better present?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Very different, very and you'll get them both in the end.
Speaker 1: So I'll give you a dramatic drone, a birthday drone.
Speaker 2: To hear a random party blower in there, a birthday
Speaker 2: drone with the Lauren's calling me right in the middle
Speaker 2: of the drone, selfish forget my birthday, go back to
Speaker 2: la get her up?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: Where are you upstairs in the studio?
Speaker 2: Can you come up in the kiss studio with my phone?
Speaker 2: Bring the phone?
Speaker 8: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Oh you're ship that was quick? Come in, come in, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Can you give her a mic?
Speaker 2: Yes? Sorry, you poor thing. You'll never come to work
Speaker 2: on a Friday again. Thank you. I wanted him to
Speaker 2: give flowers to someone in the building. And you're one
Speaker 2: of the only pumber numbers, Lauren.
Speaker 8: I'm testing one two.
Speaker 1: I am so sorry because they made me do it
Speaker 1: and I had to drop.
Speaker 2: It and run.
Speaker 8: That's okay.
Speaker 2: I at one. Then the first time you'd met, No,
Speaker 2: we met? No, Okay, Well, I'm Mitchell, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: Nice to me, like flowers, Floren.
Speaker 2: I got the way you did.
Speaker 8: You were like, she's got nice hair.
Speaker 3: Yes, well she's got nice hair.
Speaker 1: Well, it's Mitch's birthday.
Speaker 2: This one, happy birth thank you. Oh god, this meant
Speaker 2: to be about you when you're how old do you
Speaker 2: think he is? I hate this guy?
Speaker 8: Oh so do I. It's just like, am I digging
Speaker 8: myself off?
Speaker 1: Be honest, and remember that I did give you flowers,
Speaker 1: premium flower.
Speaker 8: I'm going to go say nineteen.
Speaker 1: Oh my oh she's good. She went into sub twenty.
Speaker 2: You're lying, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Really good.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I realized that in my early twenties people would always say,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you're twenty three. You look eighteen. But
Speaker 2: somewhere along the line, I just started looking my age.
Speaker 2: People like people like, you're twenty five and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's bang on. What happened? I just started looking my age.
Speaker 8: You look great now, Lauren.
Speaker 1: And we're in the middle of a decider. So it's
Speaker 1: it's Mitch's birthday. So Jenna has a gift for him.
Speaker 1: I have a gift for him.
Speaker 8: Amazing.
Speaker 1: We're about to both present it.
Speaker 2: Who do you think should go first? Out of Jenna
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 8: I think I'll go with Jenna. Give it to Jenna.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Jenna, what you got for me to be here for
Speaker 1: the gifts?
Speaker 2: If you want? I mean, if you got work to
Speaker 2: bothered you enough?
Speaker 1: What's your Oay?
Speaker 8: I'm the promotion specialist.
Speaker 4: With me?
Speaker 2: So what do you do?
Speaker 8: I basically gather all the prizes?
Speaker 2: Lauren?
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Jenna does your job for this podcast. It's way for at.
Speaker 1: Its terrible, all right, and you want Jenna's gift first? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go Jen, Jenna, you can give me your gift
Speaker 1: up to you.
Speaker 3: Okay, my gift is more of a performance.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jenna, don't don't.
Speaker 1: She's pulling out of her bag.
Speaker 2: I know what's happened.
Speaker 1: A looseight recorder and.
Speaker 2: But and now play the hip hips? Well? Wow, that
Speaker 2: was really touching.
Speaker 4: Jenna.
Speaker 2: I know exactly what's happened. What I know exactly what's happened. Remember,
Speaker 2: remember a couple of weeks ago, Jenna said that she
Speaker 2: could do just give me a Reason by Pink and
Speaker 2: Mate Ruths or whatever it is. She said she could
Speaker 2: play that on the recorder. I ordered that recorder and
Speaker 2: I paid for that recorder so she could play it
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Jenna been practicing a lot.
Speaker 3: I can play one thing, but.
Speaker 2: That you were able to just pull Happy Birthday out
Speaker 2: of your ears like that?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, wow, Well no, I've been practicing for your birthda.
Speaker 1: Do you have any requests Mitchell for Jenn?
Speaker 2: No, No, I do want to hear just give me
Speaker 2: a reason. This is ruined what we had planned for
Speaker 2: next week, but whatever, Yes, that will come.
Speaker 1: Should we hold that for next week? That's a good tease.
Speaker 2: It's not no, it's lose listeners if they know that's
Speaker 2: in store next week. Did you remember it? Off my heart?
Speaker 3: I've got the notes. Here we go.
Speaker 2: She's been clearly I don't want to touch that record,
Speaker 2: or don't about you. It was originally white. Now I
Speaker 2: look at it, it's beige. Now just so you're all
Speaker 2: across it little bits enough. No, well, thank you Jenna,
Speaker 2: you're trying. Thank you, Jenna, Thank you please.
Speaker 1: Bonanza she learned the birthday.
Speaker 2: My response to should I play one more? Be granted?
Speaker 1: I love that Lauren is sitting here for this?
Speaker 2: How long have you worked here?
Speaker 8: This is my third week?
Speaker 2: So you're now thinking? What the far well have I
Speaker 2: stepped into?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be Rubert. I think it's time
Speaker 1: for my gift. Don't you think? Are you ready for
Speaker 1: my gift? Jenna? I think my gift is waiting on hold.
Speaker 2: I feel like her performance isn't over till the fat
Speaker 2: lady things, So please there we got the recorder away.
Speaker 3: Thank you songs will come, as I learned.
Speaker 1: What a lovely gift. Let's go over to my gift
Speaker 1: now that I organize, Mitch, I thought, who better to
Speaker 1: bring in your twenty sixth year then to someone you
Speaker 1: are a major fan of. I went through my little
Speaker 1: black book of celebrity contacts, and I got the biggest
Speaker 1: star that I know you adore and love. I've been
Speaker 1: planning this for weeks. The one and only big brother Fame,
Speaker 1: Tim dorm is here.
Speaker 2: Hello, miss boy, Hi, Tim, how are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were a fan.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan. I even know it was a
Speaker 2: fan either.
Speaker 1: You're a big fan of Tim.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: Actually I've actually met Tim a couple of times. But
Speaker 2: it's okay, Well, it's close on.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to remember. Tim. It's Mitch's birthday and
Speaker 1: he always talks about you and always talks about the show,
Speaker 1: and he watched the show, so I thought I'll get
Speaker 1: you on. I had you in my cock because you've
Speaker 1: been on my radio show a bunch of times. So
Speaker 1: here you are with Mitch. Mitch. Anything you want to
Speaker 1: say to Tim on your birthday show?
Speaker 2: Oh, I just feel like you're coming for my long hair, dupe. Bro,
Speaker 2: there's only room for one of us, There's okay.
Speaker 4: Imagine our drains. If we're in a relationship together, we'd
Speaker 4: have to plumb around every weekend.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Imagine how vacuum filter god.
Speaker 1: Be a relationship.
Speaker 2: You can't rub your bums together.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Just a bit of edgy humor. Tim can
Speaker 1: take it. Well, Now, this is a beautiful moment. Tim,
Speaker 1: Jenna is here. Jenna's our third wheel on the show. Yeah, Lauren.
Speaker 1: Don't ask about Lauren. It's a long story.
Speaker 2: Do you have a song?
Speaker 1: Tim, Jenna learned the recorder for. She spent weeks learning
Speaker 1: the recorderup for Mitch's birthday show. Do you have a
Speaker 1: song you want her to play for him in this
Speaker 1: very moment?
Speaker 2: Look, it's got to be the classic song for the recorder.
Speaker 2: Three blind min Oh, okay, what a song?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: So this is Goldie, requested by Tim Dormer for his
Speaker 1: friend Mitchell Coombs, performed by Jenna, viewed by Lauren. Let's go.
Speaker 2: Like Tim, Lauren and I are all at once thinking
Speaker 2: what the fuck have I gotten myself into?
Speaker 1: Paying?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. This is for you, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: From Tim, I don't think.
Speaker 2: That I wish I was a deaf mouth. Jesus Christ,
Speaker 2: thank you. Thanks j request that Mitch.
Speaker 4: Mitch puts the recorder up a different hole now putting
Speaker 4: the recorder away.
Speaker 1: Now it's going away.
Speaker 2: I certainly have to learn to queath their at you.
Speaker 1: That content is behind to pay wall. Tim Damer a pleasure,
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coombs's biggest celebrity crush. Tim Dormer on the line,
Speaker 1: thank you for hanging out. And it's a shame you
Speaker 1: didn't want a big brother. I love you.
Speaker 3: You should have one big brother.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and make sure you have a good birthday,
Speaker 2: right man. I'll do my best.
Speaker 1: Tim made Tim plugging new podcast. You got a new
Speaker 1: podcast out as well.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, big Mouth with Tim.
Speaker 1: It's number one on Spotify.
Speaker 2: I know any why I've got to keep it up.
Speaker 2: But I mean, I've I've hit the topic and I
Speaker 2: only go down communient.
Speaker 1: So first thing you've toppen in your life. Tim, what
Speaker 1: a good man. Mitch your biggest celebrity crash. But that
Speaker 1: was a big moment for you.
Speaker 2: Yes it was. Sorry Lauren, Yeah, Lauren can go. Thank you, Lauren,
Speaker 2: keep it, thank you.
Speaker 1: Just take yourself out. That's fine, Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Laen.
Speaker 1: Mitch as his fine. No worries. Yeah, Lauren, bye.
Speaker 3: She was impressed.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. What did you just do to me? Happy birthday?
Speaker 1: We told you would never forget, and we didn't.
Speaker 2: Look I could be jumping to conclusions, and please tell
Speaker 2: me if I'm wrong. It after we got off the
Speaker 2: phone with Caitlyn, who reminded you both that it's my birthday,
Speaker 2: and I said, I've got a piss. I'm going to
Speaker 2: leave the studio. You were like, fuck, what do we do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went stretch my contacts.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that was your last minute scrambling.
Speaker 1: It didn't happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well it's not that I disliked him, but
Speaker 2: I know for a fact I've never ever expressed any
Speaker 2: opinion about him, whether I do or don't like him.
Speaker 2: And Jenna, I bought you that recorder.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I played this beautiful song for you.
Speaker 1: We love you, and that took months of planning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Thanks done.
Speaker 1: We're back from break baby, and we are rear and
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. What a pleasure, all right, mit
Speaker 1: she's just on a high from me to your solid
Speaker 1: cra Yeah, that's it, all right, guys, thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to the show. It was a pleasure.
Speaker 2: Great episodey, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Idiots you if you missed any of it, just listen back.
Speaker 2: Just rewind to your heart's content, measure with your heart
Speaker 2: rewind three minutes was best.
Speaker 1: Get us on TikTok and Instagram, a couple of mitches,
Speaker 1: and we'll see you back next week for a new episode.
Speaker 1: I Love Your Sick leaves a five star review as well.
Speaker 2: Yes, five star rating on Spotify. Thanks idiot. Is It
Speaker 2: just Me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast AFT.
Speaker 2: Welcome to A to D brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 2: On the end, we pretend we're going and then we
Speaker 2: just keep chatting away.
Speaker 1: We rab it on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the unplanned, unstructured bit you check.
Speaker 1: Under the table. Is Lauren still here? Oh no, I
Speaker 1: hope stayed that welcome.
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure if she was going to give me
Speaker 2: the phone and the flowers back. But she actually kept
Speaker 2: the flowers, did you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hill, it was a random act. Kind yeah,
Speaker 1: that's her prerogative. How did you like the birthday surprises?
Speaker 2: Mitchell? Don't what. I can't believe you guys actually forgot.
Speaker 2: We don't care.
Speaker 3: We legit like we honestly didn't. The other day. We
Speaker 3: did discuss it, and then this happened.
Speaker 2: This happened.
Speaker 3: Oh right, and that's a that's genuine.
Speaker 2: So you did remember and then chose not to do anything.
Speaker 2: That's worse.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's not what happens.
Speaker 2: No I think it is. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I want that dot Wig and sketch back so I
Speaker 2: can burn.
Speaker 1: It's on my wall in my spare room for my
Speaker 1: guest to see they drift off to sleep.
Speaker 2: And you can give me that fucking wandering ossie jumper
Speaker 2: back as well.
Speaker 4: I wear it.
Speaker 1: I can give back the friendship with Tim Dormer, Superstar
Speaker 1: Big Brother Reality Show contests.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was such an awkward position to put me
Speaker 2: in because I didn't want to say I'm not a
Speaker 2: fan of Tim Dormer because that make him feel bad.
Speaker 2: It's not that I'm not I've never said either way.
Speaker 2: I do like him, but he's sweet make my day.
Speaker 2: I've met the bastard. I have spoken him before.
Speaker 1: Jenna learned an instrument for you.
Speaker 2: She already knew how to play it. Yes, she told
Speaker 2: us that, and that's why I got the recorder delivered
Speaker 2: that the station.
Speaker 3: Ten years ago. This week I did learn how to
Speaker 3: play it again.
Speaker 1: Well, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Twenty six?
Speaker 2: What's the point?
Speaker 1: What twenty six?
Speaker 2: What's the point?
Speaker 1: It's a weird age.
Speaker 3: Twenty seven is a nice number.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty seven is a nice number.
Speaker 2: She really knows how to kick me while I'm down.
Speaker 2: Why she's like twenty seven is a nice number. It's
Speaker 2: not applicable to you at all. Next you waiting your number,
Speaker 2: discussing I'm twenty seven this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but wait until you're twenty seventh. It's going to
Speaker 3: be massive.
Speaker 1: Just get prepared, Mitch for it for twenty seven.
Speaker 2: I'm huge. If anyone remembers, we remembered Compaly, Caitlyn remembered
Speaker 2: and you didn't.
Speaker 3: The twenty fifth of July, is that correct?
Speaker 2: Twenty fifth Monday your real gift. You're getting it on
Speaker 2: your birthday and not getting it early. Don't lie to me.
Speaker 6: You are.
Speaker 3: You should see what I've got for you next week.
Speaker 2: Shut up to Jenna.
Speaker 1: You should see what she's got planned for your twenty seventh. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, we did not forget your birthday. I don't
Speaker 1: want this narrative. We didn't forget it. We did discuss it.
Speaker 2: And then and thought of this. I booked Tim Dormer. Okay,
Speaker 2: you need to let that bit go, and you need
Speaker 2: to stop looking me in the eye and saying we
Speaker 2: didn't forget, because you're clearly no, we didn't.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 2: No point in lying about it. I'm not just going
Speaker 2: to go all right, Yeah, well, then I actually brought
Speaker 2: up with Patrick the other day, the therapist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was said.
Speaker 2: I said that I was worried that I'm not enough
Speaker 2: of a priority in anyone's life that I don't think
Speaker 2: anyone's going to remember my birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It's happened.
Speaker 3: I thought I didn't know we were back this week.
Speaker 1: As if we had forgotten your birthday. You have, no
Speaker 1: I promise forgotten.
Speaker 2: You said nothing until Caitlyn brought it up.
Speaker 3: Yes, because I thought we were doing it next episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't do it. That's on the poet, not
Speaker 1: the episode that.
Speaker 2: Comes out on my bath.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't think of it. I didn't think we
Speaker 3: were recording.
Speaker 2: I don't want any groveling next week. Well, I think
Speaker 2: you'll get it. No, it's happened. We'll move on.
Speaker 1: Can I play another good song? Absolutely not, I think, Jenna,
Speaker 1: I think that'd be salt to the wound.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be salt, it'd be fucking carosene in the wound.
Speaker 1: Tequila in the eyes.
Speaker 2: It'd be acid in the wound, pepper spray in the world.
Speaker 1: Maybe, Jenny, can you snap the recorder?
Speaker 3: Is it in your power to I'm not I'm gonna
Speaker 3: learn better songs, and.
Speaker 2: Now that is. Now we're a segment down. We were
Speaker 2: going to do Jenny's record of a title. Oh yeah, fuck,
Speaker 2: now we're out of content for next week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can do a proper one.
Speaker 1: What do you call that?
Speaker 3: Then that was ACTE. I learnt the Happy Birthday and
Speaker 3: just give me a reason not shallow Challo's coming.
Speaker 2: I really don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: We didn't forget you.
Speaker 2: It's a Gaga song. Keep your mitt soft guard gup.
Speaker 6: Please.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not only did you absolutely murder the recorder, but
Speaker 1: you butchered his favorite artist.
Speaker 3: Yes, a better one is coming.
Speaker 2: No, We've done the recorder.
Speaker 3: I think I think I'm going to bring it again
Speaker 3: next week.
Speaker 1: MI sure you're going to go.
Speaker 2: I can tell you we can put the recorder out.
Speaker 1: Are you going to the Chromatic Ball?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Why not? It looks shit.
Speaker 1: Hayden was very devastated when he watched the YouTube video.
Speaker 2: I really want to talk to him about it.
Speaker 1: He was watching the night and he started with this
Speaker 1: is great because she was up in that weird costume,
Speaker 1: and then about ten minutes and he hadn't said anything.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, it's great? He said, no, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, We Wednesday seven am and then on Spotify
Speaker 2: we did a full debriefing on trash Alley about Rommatic ball.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, because Matt and I were going to
Speaker 2: fly to New York and see it. Oh and then
Speaker 2: we were like, thank god we didn't get it looked though, Shit,
Speaker 2: yeah it's bad. I just wanted the pink hair. She
Speaker 2: looks like when Stefania.
Speaker 1: Now, I wanted a better set. It looks so depressing.
Speaker 2: And she opened with bad Romance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dumb, that's like the closing song.
Speaker 2: That's the big number.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think she nailed it. And the closing
Speaker 1: number is terrible as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that hold my hand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold my hand? Yeah fuck off?
Speaker 2: No one like that song. I liked it, but it's
Speaker 2: not the closing song at your fucking ball.
Speaker 1: Also, isn't a ball meant to be like wild and
Speaker 1: farn on, like a party's trafficking. Yeah, it feels a
Speaker 1: bit like I'm watching Blade Runner reviewing of HC English
Speaker 1: Well Gaga, they used to all be called balls her shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like the monster ball, ball, this Way ball,
Speaker 2: and then Joe Anne wasn't a ball and obviously everyone
Speaker 2: was outraged that it was this joe Anne World tour.
Speaker 2: So she's like final, put a ball on for commanding.
Speaker 1: So did she wait? So she didn't do the Joanne Ball.
Speaker 2: No, she did it, but it wasn't called that.
Speaker 1: I guess she could have a very slow album, the.
Speaker 2: Joe An Ball. That's the little fucking rave to my
Speaker 2: dad aunt.
Speaker 1: That'd be a Joeanne docy dough. I remember when she
Speaker 1: could have called it the joe Anne Wake, joe Anne Service,
Speaker 1: No the wake if the after party? Yeah right, well,
Speaker 1: no chromatica ball for you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean if it comes to Sydney, I'll fucking go,
Speaker 2: but I'm not going to go out of my way.
Speaker 1: I got tickets to Billie Eilish this week. I think
Speaker 1: I'm excited for that. Oh yeah, she'll be good. Very
Speaker 1: sad though as well, very sad show.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a isn't this her happy bitcher,
Speaker 2: like a happier than ever or whatever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, yeah, happy than ever, but the
Speaker 1: songs are all sadder than ever. She's just a sad
Speaker 1: I think you're sad.
Speaker 2: To give out Patrick's number.
Speaker 1: Should we get Patrick on as a guest?
Speaker 2: No, so inappropriate.
Speaker 1: I don't what a therapist I'm on my entertainment podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're allowed to.
Speaker 1: Oh is that a breach of think?
Speaker 2: So maybe I should ask him and to see what
Speaker 2: his reaction is. We could do a voice to coder. Nah, no,
Speaker 2: because when that's crossing the line?
Speaker 1: Ye should We could put him on the voice to
Speaker 1: coder just ask him.
Speaker 2: Therapist to come on. Then you'd ask him. I know
Speaker 2: what you'd do. You'd ask him, Oh, what's Mitch been
Speaker 2: discussing confidentiality? He can't tell you true. No, we'll get
Speaker 2: him on and us say I was right. They didn't remember, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: we didn't forget your birthday promise.
Speaker 6: We did it.
Speaker 1: We didn't. I thought we weren't doing anything on the show.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know there was a show.
Speaker 1: You knew, yes, Okay, what did you have it?
Speaker 2: What was what was this discussion that you had?
Speaker 1: Who you two?
Speaker 2: Because you said we spoke.
Speaker 1: About it it was outside the kitchen on when I
Speaker 1: thought he was in Balwi. No, I've been here a week,
Speaker 1: he said, Oh, we discussed via Bali when I was
Speaker 1: in Bali.
Speaker 2: We were messaging. Was it outside the kitchen or was
Speaker 2: it in Bali.
Speaker 5: Both because in person it was outside the kitchen on
Speaker 5: a Wednesday. It was before your Tye vertis interview.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I said, Jenna, do you want to
Speaker 1: go in? And Jenna said no, not a good time.
Speaker 1: And then I said, we'll both get organized something ill organized,
Speaker 1: something from a little black book, and you do something.
Speaker 1: Did the recorder and I had something from a little
Speaker 1: black book.
Speaker 2: Really, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: I packed this recorder as soon as I found out
Speaker 3: that we were recording.
Speaker 2: I'm not even joking.
Speaker 3: I had it in my bag all night.
Speaker 2: Right. No, but we didn't neither of you pause to
Speaker 2: think what I gave you on your birthday.
Speaker 1: We didn't think it was a birthday episode.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We got the idea that we just
Speaker 2: don't discuss each other's birthdays on the podcast. Now.
Speaker 1: I thought we discussed it, but I didn't think we
Speaker 1: did things for birthdays.
Speaker 2: Three weeks ago or whatever. I gave jennerhead thing on
Speaker 2: her birthday. I truly don't remember that.
Speaker 1: What do we get you for your birthday?
Speaker 3: Simone Jane McKinnon, Oh the merch.
Speaker 2: The merch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we did not forget your birthday, I promise right,
Speaker 1: I promise on this.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's just roll with that. You didn't forget.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to get my inner brat on and
Speaker 2: say your gifts were shit compared to what I gave you.
Speaker 2: You can absolutely shit? Is that all I mean to you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, awful, awful, awful?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Did you keep the docket because I want.
Speaker 1: To return Jim normal almost one, almost one big brother,
Speaker 1: which also hasn't even been your birthday yet, so you
Speaker 1: can't be mad at us for not celebrating something that
Speaker 1: has even happened.
Speaker 2: You're gas lighting me, right, I guess lighting you because
Speaker 2: you both said, oh, it's Mitchell's birthday for that episode,
Speaker 2: what should we do?
Speaker 3: I thought it was next episode.
Speaker 2: You're contradicting yourself because you said that you agreed we
Speaker 2: did that you would do it this week, and that
Speaker 2: you passed the recorder especially, and now you're saying you
Speaker 2: thought you were doing it next week. Which one is it?
Speaker 5: I packed the recorder for this episode. I learned half
Speaker 5: your birthday.
Speaker 2: Why did you pack it for this episode if you
Speaker 2: thought it was next week?
Speaker 3: Because I wanted to do it, not I wanted to play.
Speaker 2: If you guys are Jenna we need to just that's
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 3: I was going to play just for me a reason.
Speaker 3: That's why I got the notes.
Speaker 2: But I thought you said you didn't know we were
Speaker 2: doing an episode.
Speaker 3: I didn't until yesterday.
Speaker 2: No, or yesterday was Thursday. But you said on Wednesday
Speaker 2: you discussed it and you would bring in the recorder
Speaker 2: for next week. No for today, because you said that
Speaker 2: you put your recorder in your bag last night. That
Speaker 2: was especially.
Speaker 3: That wasn't especially, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: We didn't do anything for your birthday on the show,
Speaker 1: but we haven't forgotten your birthday in real life.
Speaker 2: I just want to give her a shovel so she
Speaker 2: can keep digging herself this home.
Speaker 1: It's true, If it's true, because none of it AD's up.
Speaker 5: I didn't think there was a show, but when I
Speaker 5: found out, I put the recorder in because I was
Speaker 5: going to play a song right on Wednesday. We discussed
Speaker 5: the birthday, but I didn't realize it was.
Speaker 2: We did discuss it.
Speaker 1: We did discuss it, but we didn't do anything for
Speaker 1: this birthday show.
Speaker 2: None of this is making your cause any better.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just chilling you.
Speaker 2: I just haven't forgot the fact that you've forgotten. Remember
Speaker 2: the birthday, but steal chose to do nothing. That makes
Speaker 2: it worse. Actually, it'd be better if you just forgot.
Speaker 3: We definitely okay, it might be.
Speaker 2: No, that's such a truth.
Speaker 3: We didn't forget.
Speaker 1: We genuinely didn't forget. I just did not think we
Speaker 1: did things on the podcast.
Speaker 2: But that is my error. We're going in circles. Man,
Speaker 2: Why do you think that because we've done things. No,
Speaker 2: but I swear we had the discussion to not do it,
Speaker 2: to do full episodes because ever we were first one,
Speaker 2: it was like birthday messages. I made a big montage
Speaker 2: and my first birthday podcast you did like the surprise
Speaker 2: and all that. Yeah, and then we're like, oh, let's
Speaker 2: not do full on dead a caations. We will do something,
Speaker 2: we'll wear some Yeah, but we didn't forget your birthday.
Speaker 1: You need to stop saying that you have. It hasn't
Speaker 1: happened yet. Oh anyway, I don't want to gas liken't you.
Speaker 3: I just don't want you to think that we forgot.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this is terrible listening for the audience.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I'm glad they're getting the truth.
Speaker 1: We should probably go m all right, guys, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: Yep, thanks for listening. Idiots in a great show.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a great show. I thought Tim
Speaker 1: Dahmer in the quarter was great entertainment. And I'll be honest,
Speaker 1: I saw that option. I thought that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Let's go down that route, and it was fun. I'm
Speaker 2: glad you had fun. Oh as if you do, we'll
Speaker 2: catch you next week.
Speaker 1: Idiot, listen back to the audio. It's very fun and
Speaker 1: very entertaining, and you're having a great.
Speaker 2: Time gas lighting.
Speaker 1: On your face with Tim Dormer, your celebrity crash. Oh god,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go, all right, say the prayer?
Speaker 2: We say the prayer?
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, No, No, that'll break tradition.
Speaker 2: I'm in no mood. It's bad luck.
Speaker 1: It's bad luck.
Speaker 2: No, just do it the whole. I have to say it.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving whether we do it or not. I'm fucking
Speaker 2: over this, all right.
Speaker 1: Okay, we hope this podcast makes you feel two pent better.
Speaker 1: Go on, say you lying, you have to say it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at this. I just got a
Speaker 2: message from Callum, one of my listeners. He sent me
Speaker 2: a gift. What did say in the mail?
Speaker 1: But it's too early, Callum.
Speaker 2: No, it'll get here in time. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: So well our gifts that are arriving on shut up,
Speaker 1: they will, so we do, so we do.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: There we go, awful end of the episode. Tell me
Speaker 1: about it all right, see you next week.
Speaker 2: Thank you idiots. I appreciate you listening, so love ya.
Speaker 2: Bye bye. We can't end like that. That's too depressing.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Well we do this.
Speaker 2: How do you think I feel?
Speaker 1: You forget your birthday?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
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