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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast right now.

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Speaker 2: To put a bit of a smile on your dial.

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Speaker 2: If you are on lockdown, We've got something bit special

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be a.

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Speaker 4: Prank call, which actually involves our boss tone. But before

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Speaker 4: we get into that, before we play the English music

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Speaker 4: four tone, and before he talks, because he does love

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Speaker 4: to talk, we should talk about why we're doing this.

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Speaker 4: And there was a story today about a streaker at

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Speaker 4: an Indian cricket match who was dressed fully as an

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Speaker 4: Indian cricket player and was trying to convince everyone that

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Speaker 4: he was in fact part of the Indian team.

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Speaker 3: It's just a chat.

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Speaker 5: I'm an Indian player. What you're talking about picking my shirt?

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Speaker 3: It's very funny.

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Speaker 4: He was clearly drunk, but it's inspired us Will to

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Speaker 4: bring in our boss tone into the studio and tone.

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Speaker 3: You are English very much.

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Speaker 4: So okay, do you think if you called someone off

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Speaker 4: your phone and you started speaking to them that Will

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Speaker 4: and I could then start speaking. We'll all take turns

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Speaker 4: and the person would believe that it's just you speaking.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, and through the accent I don't know.

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Speaker 3: To the accent that sounds a bit like you don't.

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Speaker 3: That sounds pretty good.

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Speaker 4: So I think we could be on here, like if

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Speaker 4: we just start passing the ball around. So we just

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Speaker 4: keep talking to this person.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and then we'll point at each other to throw

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Speaker 3: the ball.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and for everyone listening in their cars, effective, we've

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Speaker 4: got a ball. Now we can pass the ball around

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Speaker 4: so effectively the audience at home will hear a ding

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Speaker 4: every time we pass the ball. And then hopefully we

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Speaker 4: can pull off this phone call.

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Speaker 6: Who are we calling?

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Speaker 3: Who would you like us to call to?

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Speaker 7: Well, thinking we could call your wife, she would know, Yeah, okay, alright,

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Speaker 7: you want.

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Speaker 3: Off the table? What you're thinking?

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Speaker 6: Sam in sales?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sales works in sales. What we call them about?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 8: I speak to him quite often about ideas that you

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Speaker 8: have on the show, so he can go and pitch

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Speaker 8: him to clients. So we could talk about random ideas.

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Speaker 9: There half a chance he's going to come on and

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Speaker 9: be like, right, you sound like Christian. I'm a bit

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Speaker 9: of a fusion of Tony and Jeremy Clarkson right now. Alright,

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Speaker 9: So so we'll get Sam on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just go back to you and me.

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Speaker 10: English.

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Speaker 11: So much fun, right, So what would you how would

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Speaker 11: you normally start?

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Speaker 8: I would probably talk to Sam. He's just moved into

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Speaker 8: the house.

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Speaker 6: I gotta be quick. A couple of ideas chatting with

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Speaker 2: Quick, A couple of ideas chatting with the boys, and

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Speaker 2: ideas go bad?

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Speaker 3: Perfect, staying with us. You're listening to Will and we'll

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Speaker 3: do right up.

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Speaker 2: Next we're talking about a streaker over in the UK,

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Speaker 2: a guy who just walked onto the field in an

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Speaker 5: Now you and I want to do an audible version

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Speaker 5: of that exactly.

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Speaker 2: So we've got our boss Tony in here, who is British.

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Speaker 12: So that the test is where are you from in

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Speaker 13: Six?

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Speaker 3: And as sound a lot from no?

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Speaker 8: No, maybe try sound like you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, met us halfway.

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Speaker 4: So you're going to call Tony the head of sales,

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Speaker 4: Sam Harris, and effectively you're going to start talking to

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Speaker 4: Sam and then we're just going to pass the ball here.

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Speaker 3: So then Will's going to start talking. Then I'm going

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Speaker 4: For everyone listening at home, You're going to hear a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the question is just how long we

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Speaker 2: believing that we are all you tony?

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Speaker 5: Okay, alright, Coick, drive on here. What are you gonna say?

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Speaker 6: Hey, Sammy?

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Speaker 5: All right, you're right, Bud, You're right man.

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Speaker 6: How was how was the weekend?

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Speaker 3: That's great mate?

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Speaker 2: Uh right, we're not going to get fast.

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Speaker 5: Fast ship. Let's just try.

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Speaker 14: How are you good?

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Speaker 3: I'm just getting Jack some exercise at the park.

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Speaker 6: Have you got a few sex chat with the boys earlier?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 6: Then there willman Woods.

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Speaker 8: They've got some cracking ideas that you might be able

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Speaker 8: to get some sponsors on.

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Speaker 15: Yeah awesome.

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Speaker 4: Alright, so the first one, but I think I pitched

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Speaker 4: there was signing about dressing up like lions.

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Speaker 9: Mm hmmm yeah, so I'm not really sure exactly what

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Speaker 9: Lion King three coming out?

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Speaker 5: Is that right? That's not you, Tounny.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, we just come out of a breeze meet

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Speaker 8: and they've got this random random idea of like lions

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Speaker 6: I know, check out the second one. They want to

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Speaker 6: play the world's biggest game of tug of war.

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Speaker 3: That's like as a rope from the studio.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, lay it out all the way to Sydney and

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Speaker 4: then have a tug with Kyle.

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Speaker 5: That's brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Is that a tag?

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Speaker 5: Like have a tug with Kyle?

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Speaker 5: Like working title or working title? I think, how what

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Speaker 5: is the idea with lions?

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Speaker 8: go in there and get the cash from the lion's cage.

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Speaker 15: I know that they're obviously wouldn't be lines in there.

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Speaker 4: Well, we'll make them believe that the lines are real,

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Speaker 4: but in actual fact it's just Will and Woody dressed

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Speaker 4: up as a lion.

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Speaker 17: That's pretty funny, yeah mate, I mean, look, they're actually

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Speaker 17: pretty funny.

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Speaker 6: They're they're pretty good.

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Speaker 14: I don't mind it.

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Speaker 3: Happy to take all that stuff out?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean my?

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Speaker 15: What's that?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean I take it out?

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Speaker 15: What?

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Speaker 5: Well you said take we're going to take it down?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean by that we can take it

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: What is going on?

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Speaker 16: Sam?

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Speaker 3: It's me here.

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Speaker 16: You guys are idiots?

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Speaker 15: What do you?

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Speaker 2: And I were just sobbing out of the of the

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Speaker 2: phone call there, So that was it was either me talking,

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Speaker 2: Woody talking, or Tony talking all the way through, which

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Speaker 2: you cotn't onto immediately.

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Speaker 6: Sam, Yeah it's Tony here? Which one sounded more English?

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Speaker 6: Will O Woody.

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Speaker 16: Ah little column a little bit, columb.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that the differentiating factor between Woody and

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Speaker 2: I was necessarily the accents.

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Speaker 5: It was more the ideas.

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Speaker 4: So I was genuinely loving you.

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Speaker 5: Knew it came off the railsman. He was like, yeah, right,

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Speaker 5: we'll just run of.

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Speaker 3: Rope from Sydney to Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: It's the Willam Woody Podcast right now.

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Speaker 5: I've got a very special guess.

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Speaker 2: The last time we had our next guest on the show,

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Speaker 2: he was telling us about his new game show where

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Speaker 2: he forced the contestants to isolate in a perspecx box.

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Speaker 1: That show was called The Cube.

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Speaker 14: For his new show, he's decided to isolate them all

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Speaker 14: at home with Zoom as they're only outlets.

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Speaker 4: This show is.

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Speaker 3: Called the hundred.

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Speaker 1: He must becoming our favorite COVID safe game show host.

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Speaker 11: Please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: It's only lay Yes, how are you lads?

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Speaker 5: Great to have you on the show mate. Gee whiz,

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Speaker 5: that's a.

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Speaker 2: Coveted title, our favorite COVID second game show.

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Speaker 6: It'll be a logi's category for before.

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Speaker 3: Your name's all over it.

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Speaker 10: And if I get if I get done for this one,

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Speaker 10: carry bigmore.

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Speaker 6: Can't get this one?

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Speaker 2: Well, get a norm though, she gets a nom for everything,

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Speaker 2: because you guys would be neck and neck.

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Speaker 5: But let's talk a little bit about the show mate, because.

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Speaker 2: It does look like a logistical nightmare like it looks.

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Speaker 5: I don't know people have seen the shorts.

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Speaker 2: But we're just talking about how hard organizing one zoom

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Speaker 2: call with someone is over the age of fifteen.

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Speaker 3: I've given up with my mum. I'm just sicking of it.

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Speaker 4: She goes, she goes less than a meter over the screen,

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Speaker 4: then her thumbs over the screen.

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Speaker 3: It's absolute nightmare.

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Speaker 4: But over the camera she uses her phone, then the

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Speaker 4: screen when he's trying to show me like a new

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Speaker 4: pot plan. It's just the worst but Andy, you must

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Speaker 4: be a glutton for punishment because you've got a hundred

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Speaker 4: screens on a set with you and you're trying to

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Speaker 4: coordinate all of those people.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, the early tests weren't great, but we actually got

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Speaker 10: over six months ago I was working on it.

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Speaker 6: It was really difficult.

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Speaker 10: And then Zoom the company came on and partnered with

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Speaker 10: us and built new technology for the whole.

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Speaker 5: Show or just for the just for your show.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so really wow. We chatted to them they they said,

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Speaker 10: you do many co productions. They said, oh, look, we

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Speaker 10: do about two a year. And I was like, and

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Speaker 10: I said, oh, what what was the most previous when

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Speaker 10: you didn't because I was kind of interviewing them as well,

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Speaker 10: and they went, oh, we've just come off doing the oscars.

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Speaker 3: But.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's got any.

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Speaker 10: Other good stuff that you might have done something wasn't important,

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Speaker 10: So we were lucky.

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Speaker 6: They loved the idea.

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Speaker 10: They wanted to show off what they can do, so

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Speaker 10: they've built new new code and what it does is

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Speaker 10: it doesn't involve anyone having to take themselves off mute.

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Speaker 4: It's a bloody good concept and I know you've been

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Speaker 4: in a lot of press today, Andy, and naturally interviewers

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Speaker 4: asking you some personal questions. And we've found out that

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Speaker 4: you send regular nudes to your girlfriend Beck.

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Speaker 10: is here, Kissed, give a call now.

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Speaker 5: Some essential surgery needed immediately. We got more with Andy laid.

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Speaker 11: Andy Lea joins us on the phone and you pe, sorry.

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Speaker 5: Not on the phone in the studio. God, he's right here.

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Speaker 5: Look at it. Do you smell good today?

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Speaker 13: Matte?

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Speaker 5: She's an older woman.

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Speaker 6: Good luck, mate, sheers, I need it. I'm nervous. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 13: You're speaking Joan.

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Speaker 13: A different subject. I'm sure we can manage that.

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Speaker 10: Okay, thank you, Joan, Joan, What what time do you

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Speaker 6: Will you watch past say nine p thirty at night?

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Speaker 6: What if you particularly like the host, for instance? Would

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Speaker 7: Then?

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Speaker 13: I think about it?

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Speaker 6: Have you ever heard of Hamish and Andy?

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Speaker 13: Oh? Yes, most definitely yes?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 13: Which part of the duo? Are you over.

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Speaker 1: A barrel and Joan?

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Speaker 10: In the less exciting half? Joan, it's Andy here. Would

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Speaker 13: I'll think about it.

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Speaker 5: What does it claim? So Andy's show the Honey.

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Speaker 6: Is no crack, there's no Olympics. What could it possibly

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Speaker 13: I don't know. I don't know whether Father Brown finished by.

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Speaker 18: Then Andy as always amazing sports mate.

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Speaker 6: That early didn't you it's an knock out blow?

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Speaker 5: Way was, Well, you're a fraud.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 11: Is the question for you guys right now? Why do

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Speaker 5: Certainly? Well, we we know we know for a fact.

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Speaker 2: That Jalo has been riding the Bernie Express about ben Afflex.

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Speaker 5: To be more specific, Yeah, totally wild.

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Speaker 4: But that wasn't that wasn't just about parking the muffin bus.

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Speaker 4: That was also they're in a relationship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now they're back in a relationship and some would

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Speaker 2: say it's doomed. Don't be fooled by how good roasting

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Speaker 2: the broomstick is with your ex partner? Thirty one and

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Speaker 2: six y five? Why do you think it's good? Happy

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Speaker 2: to go to Vanessa here? I've got the answer to

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of teas.

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Speaker 2: the UK.

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Speaker 3: What's got a Vanessa here? Vanessa? Why do you think

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Speaker 19: My ex and I used to well, we would never

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Speaker 13: But we would go back.

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Speaker 19: To each other between people we dated because the sex

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Speaker 19: and there was no strings.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the no strings thing.

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Speaker 2: So she's she's here, she's she had a couple of whinsy,

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Speaker 11: You get a tip for.

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Speaker 19: That mates to start with.

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Speaker 3: So I've already got.

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Speaker 11: The connection there, you know how it works.

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Speaker 2: The other one is and I'm using Tracy Cox's language,

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Speaker 2: not not my own, but she said, and I quote,

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Speaker 2: you know what the orgasm triggers are.

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Speaker 3: Huh, So you don't need you don't need to.

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Speaker 2: Do the work. You don't need to do the instructing

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Speaker 2: there as well, well done, Vanessa, So you get two

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Vaness? Can I ask you so, is that is

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Speaker 2: But did you draw up this contract though, Vanessa? Were

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Speaker 11: Probably would have lit up when that happened.

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Speaker 19: Well, I don't know. I was like, we were hanging

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Speaker 19: I was like, look, we are mates at the end

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Speaker 19: of the day, Like, I don't want to ruin that.

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Speaker 19: And it's worked like, yeah, it was a bit ship

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you did the good thing.

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Speaker 19: I'm not in a place to feel that for you.

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Speaker 5: You go out of there.

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Speaker 19: I have lots of issues, extra want to ruin our friendship.

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Speaker 2: Extraordinary, very mature of you, Rundom applause.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of that working out before. And it

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Speaker 11: Well, he's just started seeing someone.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it feels like the stage is set for

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Speaker 2: I've ever.

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Speaker 5: Heard about that sort of a setup.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, there's a storm coming from Vanessa.

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Speaker 2: Now another one here would and look, I was never

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Speaker 2: really It's been a long time since I have been

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Speaker 2: when you're hooking up, when you're passing the gravy with

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Speaker 2: We've closed that, we're not even trying to be in

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Speaker 5: This is just for the fun of the activity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure, let's go to the monkey bar sort of,

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Speaker 3: you know, let's hang ourselves.

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Speaker 11: Up monkey bars. Yeah, and I'm not as wild as

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Speaker 13: Now.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to think of a family friendly thing.

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Speaker 4: You know, it's Buddy, get the hul Hoo bad. You know,

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Speaker 4: don't know, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 12: uncomfortable questions.

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Speaker 2: Questions, answer the same three uncomfortable questions as somebody in

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Speaker 2: your life would. Sounds like a pretty bloody easy thing

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Speaker 5: It's it's not as easy as it sounds.

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Speaker 3: No, it's very uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: Here and today we have two friends of ten years.

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Speaker 4: Good day, Diana. Donah, is it true that you had

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Speaker 4: a bus stop and you just said I love you

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Speaker 14: Because yeah, like love at first light.

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Speaker 4: Ah, but you're just friends though, so as there's there's

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Speaker 16: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll get there. We'll get to you. Isn't

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Speaker 5: We'll get to that.

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Speaker 5: All right, mate, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: First question for you, what's the grossest thing Josh has

459
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Speaker 2: ever done?

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Speaker 19: Oh, the grossest thing Josh has ever done?

461
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:53,920
Speaker 15: Look I heard once.

462
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,920
Speaker 16: I was never there, but apparently here go from his backyard.

463
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Speaker 13: Was young and.

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Speaker 3: How strong is this rumor? Dana?

465
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Speaker 14: Well, he's not all family thing to know about it,

466
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Speaker 14: but he's all in denial about it.

467
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Speaker 3: Of course he denies it.

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Speaker 2: That second question here, Dana, what's the dumbest thing that

469
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Speaker 2: You've ever done?

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Speaker 14: Some thing that I've ever done?

471
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Speaker 16: Yeah, probably that one time I dated Josh for six months?

472
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Speaker 3: Oh so you dated Josh.

473
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,760
Speaker 14: When I was fifteen. Yeah, right.

474
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 16: At the start of our friendship.

475
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Speaker 4: Yeah, in your in your mind, in your opinion, why

476
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Speaker 4: did you break up?

477
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Speaker 18: Well?

478
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Speaker 14: I have commitment issues, right, Dana, my friend, my friend, Danya.

479
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Speaker 2: Final question here, what presentage chance is there of you

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Speaker 2: and Josh being more than friends in the future?

481
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Speaker 14: Fifty?

482
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Speaker 16: Gee?

483
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 15: Wow?

484
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Speaker 3: What's holding your back?

485
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,919
Speaker 14: The commitment.

486
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 19: To get married?

487
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Speaker 14: I might hit him up, but you're still around.

488
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Speaker 3: You're twenty four.

489
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Speaker 5: You're twenty four right now. You're twenty four right now?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you want to shake your tail feather?

492
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Speaker 5: I get it, I get it all right, Dana. Thanks

493
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Speaker 5: for joining us mates down the line. We're gonna get

494
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Speaker 5: Josh right up.

495
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Speaker 2: Next for will the Woodies uncomfortable questions?

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Speaker 2: Visit bonds dot com dot are you to learn more?

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Speaker 3: She was amazing.

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Speaker 5: He's totally wild.

501
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Speaker 18: I have no idea what her best friend Josh is

502
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Speaker 18: going to be like, but I'm not sure how much

503
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Speaker 18: of the next bit we're going to be able to wear.

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Speaker 3: It's It's the.

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Speaker 1: Villain Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Woodrows sounds like it's pretty simple. Answer the same three

507
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Speaker 2: uncomfortable questions as someone in your life. But g whiz

508
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Speaker 2: does this get uncomfortable? It's uncomfy questions with bonds?

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Speaker 12: Call your boys with bonds ex Temp trunks, visit bonds

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Speaker 12: dot com dot.

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Speaker 15: Are you to learn more?

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Speaker 3: Will and Woodies? Oh no, uncomfortable questions.

513
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Speaker 1: Questions?

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, so we've got Dana and Josh. They've

515
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Speaker 2: been mates for ten years. Minute the bus stop. The

516
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Speaker 2: first thing Dana said to Josh was I love you.

517
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Speaker 2: There's a strong caveat on why she said that, but

518
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Speaker 2: we won't bring that up again.

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Speaker 11: Josh, welcome back to the show, mate, or welcome to

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Speaker 11: the show.

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Speaker 5: I should say, how are you?

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Speaker 16: I'm good?

523
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Speaker 15: How are you good?

524
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Speaker 4: Man?

525
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Speaker 19: Are you really good?

526
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Speaker 3: Do you remember the moment where Dana told you that

527
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Speaker 3: she loved you?

528
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Speaker 16: Yes, of course, I just didn't know what to say

529
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Speaker 16: when she said that to me.

530
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Speaker 3: Yeah, most people would be on the back foot.

531
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Speaker 4: Well, Dana has just shared a whole bunch of pretty

532
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Speaker 4: wild stuff, Josh.

533
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Speaker 3: So let's crack into the questions.

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Speaker 6: First question for you.

535
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Speaker 11: Are you there, Dana?

536
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Speaker 5: Can you hear me?

537
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Speaker 1: Love?

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Speaker 5: All right, we're going to keep your favor down because

539
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Speaker 5: you're wild.

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Speaker 11: First question, Josh, are you ready?

541
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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 5: Josh?

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Speaker 11: What's the grossest thing you've done?

545
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Speaker 16: I actually don't know what?

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Speaker 11: You don't know?

547
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Speaker 16: No, I don't know. You think I don't know. I

548
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 16: can't think of one right now.

549
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 2: Is there's something about your dog when you're ten years

550
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 2: old ring a bell at all?

551
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Speaker 15: Oh?

552
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 16: My brother said something to day know about that, and

553
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 16: it was all.

554
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Speaker 11: The life right, Okay, Well this is what Diana said.

555
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 15: I heard once.

556
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 16: I was never there, but apparently in his backyard.

557
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Speaker 3: You now, Josh, are you sure that's not true?

558
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Speaker 16: I guarantee my life it ain't true.

559
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 3: Why did your brother start the rumor just.

560
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Speaker 16: To put because me and my brother our whole life,

561
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Speaker 16: wherever we are, whatever time it is, did you sit

562
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Speaker 16: there from each other and just laugh about it? It's

563
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Speaker 16: just the bond that we have.

564
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Speaker 3: That's beautiful. It's beautiful, It's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go to your sixth question, what's the

566
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Speaker 2: dumbest thing that Diana's done?

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Speaker 15: Help me?

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Speaker 16: Your photo of her is Borist Street.

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Speaker 5: She sent you a photo of what of her in.

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Speaker 16: Borax st.

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Speaker 3: Well, he was Diana's answer, probably.

572
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Speaker 16: That one time I dated Josh.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, that's a whack. So how long did you date?

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Speaker 15: For?

575
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Speaker 16: About three months?

576
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Nice? Was it a good relationship in your mind?

578
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: It was a mond.

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Speaker 11: Diana, you reckon it was a good relationship.

581
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Speaker 15: Yeah, I think it was more like five months.

582
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Speaker 2: Oh, Dana, did you send it to be sexy or

583
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: it's just a bit of a gag?

584
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Speaker 16: Now I was sat at the time, right, that was

585
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Speaker 16: pretty gross.

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 11: That he's a great answer. All right, just continues to provide.

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Speaker 5: All right, final.

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Speaker 2: Question here for you, Josh, Josh, according to you, Now

590
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Speaker 2: we've obviously we've got Diana's answer. We will play for

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Speaker 2: you on a sec What is the percentage chance of

592
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Speaker 2: you and Diana being more.

593
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Speaker 6: Than friends in the future?

594
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 2: Fifty a fifty percent chance of being together in the future.

595
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Speaker 3: Here's what Diana said.

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Speaker 11: Congratulations, quite work.

597
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 2: Gee whiz, sounds like there's still a little bit of

598
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 2: something in the air.

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Speaker 5: Totally wild.

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Speaker 11: Oh you could with a knife.

601
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Speaker 5: You can cut it with a knife.

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Speaker 11: Bloody love that. Hey guys, can you get two hundred

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Speaker 11: and fifture bucks?

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Speaker 2: H suspended bonds Congratulations, Fray free jocks.

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Speaker 5: For you, Dana. You don't have to keep rolling around

606
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Speaker 5: in a poor at ban canny.

607
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Speaker 2: No no, no model, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 11: dot com on you.

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Speaker 5: To learn more.

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Speaker 3: Cheer whizz mis.

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Speaker 18: Say goodbye to Josh and I know they were a

613
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Speaker 18: well be back next week with uncomfy questions.

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Speaker 1: It's the rhymm Woody podcast.

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Speaker 5: Would So the movie is on.

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Speaker 2: To get people vaccinated across the globe as quickly as

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Speaker 2: we can so we can sort of move this idea

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Speaker 2: of immunity again of stress. If you're an anti vaxxer

619
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Speaker 2: and not having a crack at you, it's your body, bro,

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Speaker 2: do what you like. But for the people that do

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Speaker 2: want to get vaccinated and try and move forward society,

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Speaker 2: the big celebs are getting involved.

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Speaker 11: Arnie got involved yesterday with a viral.

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Speaker 2: Video of him getting vaccinated with really just a genius idea.

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Speaker 5: All right, that just got my vaccine and they were

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Speaker 5: recommended to anyone and everyone come with me if you

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Speaker 5: want them to.

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Speaker 3: Do genius very good.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, naturally, as you said, went viral. Great exposure

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Speaker 4: for you know, people going to get vaccinated and whatever.

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Speaker 4: So we had the idea Will I was booked in

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Speaker 4: to get vaccinated this morning, yep, and we were like, oh,

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Speaker 4: why don't we get woitted to go viral?

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Speaker 3: You know, what can I do when I get vaccinated?

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Speaker 2: But I know I suggested this, but it feels like

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Speaker 2: a bit of a stitch up, you know inside, But

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Speaker 2: thank you for telling me that now, because we did

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Speaker 2: take calls yesterday and what I should do while I'm

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Speaker 2: getting vaccinated to go viral.

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Speaker 3: And we had an extraordinary suggestion from a great man

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Speaker 3: called Tim.

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Speaker 15: I've got the perfect one, right. You got to dress

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Speaker 15: Boody up in leathers, head to toe leathers, go in

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Speaker 15: with the arnold swartz and egger glasses on. Oh yes,

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Speaker 15: tell him that he's the vaccinator.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yea.

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Speaker 15: Once he's had he shot and he gets to turn

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Speaker 15: up and walk around, he's got to say I'll be back.

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Speaker 5: Great idea.

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Speaker 3: It was a great idea.

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Speaker 4: So I then had about ten hours to go and

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Speaker 4: leather myself up yeah, so I got the finest of

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Speaker 4: the leathers head to toe, decked out as Arnold schwartz

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Speaker 4: And I.

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Speaker 11: Thought you were just going to take your girlfriend's leather jacket.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I want to look cool. Yeah,

657
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Speaker 3: I thought it wouldn't look very cool if I did that.

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Speaker 4: I did try to find a motorbike as well, but

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Speaker 4: couldn't find went in the short turnaround. Don't have a

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Speaker 4: motorbike license, so I did take my pushbike.

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Speaker 11: And the kiki.

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Speaker 5: Here is again, is your fear of needles. Let's let's

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Speaker 5: talk it. Because I've seen you pass out to a

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Speaker 5: needle before.

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Speaker 3: I pretty much pass out every time.

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Speaker 5: It's great to watch if on stand.

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Speaker 3: By when I see a needle.

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Speaker 4: And the comedy here, obviously was that I was trying

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Speaker 4: to be Ernold Schwartzenegger, this big tough terminator. But what

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Speaker 4: you'll see in the footage and when I'm about to

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Speaker 4: play for you, is that my nerves got the better.

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Speaker 3: Off me terminator.

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Speaker 4: And the terminator was trying to keep his voice, but

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Speaker 4: he dropped out a character pretty quickly he saw a needle.

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Speaker 11: Ah, imagine this was the real terminator.

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Speaker 18: Look, imagine if John Connor you just flashed the machines

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Speaker 18: and needle and they passed out on the spot.

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Speaker 5: Would have solved all the movies.

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Speaker 3: Who have saved us from three really awful ones.

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Speaker 4: Well, anyway, here is me in a quite a you know,

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Speaker 4: a serious environment, being anold Schwarzenegger getting.

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Speaker 20: Back to amazing Vaccina sent back to twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 20: Daccinate everybody, good man, Just get to the vaccination center.

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Speaker 20: Think you mane scar of needles though?

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Speaker 1: Are do you feel favorite needle?

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Speaker 18: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yes, really sometimes I pass out, probably be down.

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Speaker 3: Maybe cut that from the footage. Don't want to be

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Speaker 3: seem like i'mself.

690
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine.

691
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 8: You're going to be.

692
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 3: Looked at it.

693
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 16: I looked at the needle.

694
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: All right, the last star for me.

695
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 3: You did it.

696
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: You're all done.

697
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 3: Your first dog faccinada got a chocolate.

698
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 4: Iuck you boy, I've lost awny Complaintly, I'll be back, guys.

699
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 3: So I momentarily passed. That was that to move me?

700
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 13: So?

701
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 4: Because I got into there's all these boots there. So

702
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 4: I went to a big vaccination center the boots there,

703
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 4: and then I said to her, as Tenegger.

704
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 5: You're the worst. What do you mean what was.

705
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 4: I watched Predator last night because I was practicing with

706
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 4: my partner mem I think he.

707
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 3: Gets quite gagorule.

708
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 5: He gets quine gabrul.

709
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think it's perfect anyway.

710
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 4: So I mean I'm in, I mean I'm in the

711
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,479
Speaker 4: normal section, and then I got moved to a bit

712
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 4: where there was like a full on couch to lie

713
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 4: me down.

714
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 3: And then because I went.

715
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 4: I got sent to like this special section and I'm like,

716
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 4: oh my god, get annie to the special section.

717
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 3: And then I'm on and on this lie down couch.

718
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 4: Then they had to rush me in like chocolates and

719
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 4: water because I passed down with.

720
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 5: You said you got a chucky at the end. Yeah,

721
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 5: I was gonna say.

722
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 2: I thought like, because I've been vaxed as well, I

723
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 2: thought that.

724
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

725
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 11: I was just in and out, like the nurse was

726
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 11: in and out and.

727
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 3: You got a choc up.

728
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 5: You didn't get a chop. You got to chuck because.

729
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,959
Speaker 3: I got a lot of special treatment.

730
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 18: It was the last time I got a chock was

731
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 18: when I was like five years old, when I got

732
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 18: my flu shot.

733
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, so they save it.

734
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 4: For the kids, kids and people that are nervous around

735
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 4: Nedles Wow, so Annie was very nervous.

736
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 3: Wow again.

737
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 4: If you want to say it all, go to Willhamwoody

738
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 4: on Instagram.

739
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 3: The Vaccinator getting back to Billy be Bank. Well, potentially,

740
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: potentially he needs a few weeks up. I reckon, Well, it.

741
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 11: Was unfourthdly because how long was weaent before you?

742
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 4: Next one's twelve weeks?

743
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 3: Okay, so stay tuned everyone, twelve weeks. The Vaccinator is

744
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: going to be back.

745
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: It's the Willam Woody Podcast.

746
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 2: Our next guest is Guy Sebastian. He's got a brand

747
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: new single called Believer, and I think that our production

748
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: team Woods has had far too much fun with that information.

749
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 17: I can't believe it that this guy has released seven

750
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 17: singles from his latest album.

751
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: Actually I can believer it because this guy has got

752
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: one hell.

753
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 3: Of a voice.

754
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 4: Speaking of the voice, he's back on the brand new series.

755
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: Could you believe it? Yes, I can believe it. Oh no,

756
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: we've exhausted the punt.

757
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 6: Get him one, which will just get him one.

758
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 11: Welcome to the show.

759
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: Next guest, it's Guy Sebastian.

760
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 5: Yes, mate, show again. Good have you here? That is

761
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 5: some effort.

762
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 17: That's some effort, took some thought, some recording some editing

763
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 17: just for me. I'm chucked with that. Whoever did that,

764
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 17: well done. That's really good, to.

765
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 2: Be honest, I thought it was pretty lazy, to be honest,

766
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: I just used your song titled twelve times in thirty seconds.

767
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 16: That's the whole point.

768
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 17: We're trying to drum this into people that I have

769
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 17: a new single. It's brilliant.

770
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, that's true. That is true, and all

771
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 2: about your wife Jeules, Is that right, guy?

772
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 15: Yeah?

773
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 3: I wrote it.

774
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 17: I wrote it for Jewels. I guess it's not sort

775
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 17: of current Jewels, you know, it's like Jewels when you

776
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 17: know we were earlier on in the journey of like

777
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 17: trying to I guess, just trying to cope with life

778
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 17: changing so dramatically the way it did for me. You know,

779
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 17: I've been with Jewels now since I was eighteen. She

780
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 17: was twenty at the time. She's a bit of a cougar,

781
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 17: but she just used to have moments and I've had

782
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 17: them as well, where I would say things like, I'm

783
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 17: traveling so much like you, I think you would be

784
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 17: better off with just someone who is there for you

785
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 17: all the time. And then she would do the same

786
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 17: at times of weakness, where she'd be like, you know,

787
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 17: you need someone that's better and that's like going to

788
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 17: be you know this and that for you. And so

789
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 17: I just wrote this song where it just basically says,

790
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 17: you know, if you think that I can find somebody

791
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 17: that's more perfectly catered to me, then you'll never make

792
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 17: me a believer.

793
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 15: Wow.

794
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: Oh, and here I was thinking it was going to

795
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 2: be a mashup of Smash Mounts hit Believer from.

796
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 5: That song isn't Ittiful?

797
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 17: Yes, exactly. I just did a ballad cover of that.

798
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 17: I know it sounds like a beautiful sect you know, sentiment.

799
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 17: And one would think that she would have maybe taken

800
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 17: me out for dinner and said thank you for writing

801
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 17: such a wonderful song. But you know, in the world

802
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 17: of homeschool and everything else that we as parents are

803
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 17: all trying to juggle, there was no time for any

804
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 17: of that sort of stuff. She just she got a freebie.

805
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 3: So what are you?

806
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 4: There's a little gimmea So what do you like as

807
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 4: teacher Sebastian or mister Sebastian at home with the kids?

808
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 3: Mate? Are you are you struggling with that or are

809
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 3: you pretty good at teaching them? A few things.

810
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 17: Look, look, the honest answer is I hate it like

811
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 17: I'm doing it. It's just sort of like you you

812
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 17: learn to appreciate how amazing our teachers are and how

813
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 17: patient they are, because your natural thing as an adult

814
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 17: is just to go like it's simple, just.

815
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 15: Do it like this.

816
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 17: You don't realize that you forget you were once a

817
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 17: kid that had never done this thing before. And so

818
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 17: it's funny how like things creep in, like with jewels.

819
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 17: Have this moment where it all came back to her

820
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 17: whilst trying to teach my seven year old fractions, and

821
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 17: she realized that it was in fractions class in year

822
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 17: four that she discovered all of her self confidence was

823
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 17: eroded because she was terrible at fractions and then had

824
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 17: basically an emotional meltdown that is wild, so hard.

825
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 4: So if you want to bring her down a few pigs,

826
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 4: you can just sort of throw something and just go

827
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 4: like what's forty nine by three and she'll just break down.

828
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 17: Yeah, now you've got that poor you know, like maybe

829
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 17: two sevenths of the glass.

830
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 11: Check may check may.

831
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 17: Every time, great year be.

832
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 2: Pleasure is always right, so good to say, man, I

833
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 2: have a great day. Podcast Woods you've been in a

834
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: solid relationship for six months with Mimi. Congratulations mate, But look,

835
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: your flirting game was poor beforehand.

836
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 11: You still think you can flirt though, we're putting it

837
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 11: to the test on thirty one and six five.

838
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 5: If you'd like to be flirted with Woods, give us

839
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 5: a call.

840
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 3: Yep, I'm ready to go. I think I think I'm okay.

841
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,479
Speaker 5: Let's go kick it off with Elsa?

842
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 11: Could I Elso?

843
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show. Oh all right, Woods, Elsa?

844
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 3: Woods? Carry on? Oh could I? Elsa? What do you

845
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 3: do with yourself?

846
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 16: Well, you know, working from home today?

847
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 9: Oh?

848
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 3: Working from home? Or what are you wearing? If you're

849
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 3: at home? What what do you want? That was too hard?

850
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

851
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 3: That was far too aggressive, wasn't it.

852
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 5: I misheard that.

853
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 4: I said, what are you wearing? But okay, give me

854
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 4: the second chance. What were you hoping for a second chance? Well,

855
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 4: I just first thing that popped into my head. There's

856
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 4: no there's.

857
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 3: No god A warmer up man. Yeah, I realized that

858
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 3: the music the Barry White sort of threw me. Anyway,

859
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 3: that's going to carry on? Yeah, okay, so that's just

860
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 3: going to deal with that, Cassandra. You've got Woody Hello,

861
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 3: you good, Thank you, Cassandra. What do you love to

862
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 3: do on a weekend, Cassandra?

863
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 16: You know those sunset sunset walks.

864
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 14: On the beat.

865
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 4: I'd love to skip some rocks with with you when

866
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 4: we're going for a walk along the beach, would you

867
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 4: just yeah, But I wouldn't want to skip any second

868
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 4: with you, because every second with you is special.

869
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 19: Oh you're too cut.

870
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 3: Still, I'm with that into it. That was very creepy.

871
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 2: I don't skip every second with you, she said, trying

872
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 2: to flirt with her mate.

873
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 3: Let's go, Tiffany, I want to I'm so good, Tiffany Dobody. No,

874
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 3: I don't, but I wish I did know you. Tiffany.

875
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 16: Oh that's nice.

876
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 3: Jesus, that was a good start.

877
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 11: Wow, that was a good savage.

878
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 2: Now to finish things off, I'm very happy to say

879
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 2: I've got your actual girlfriend me and just go the show.

880
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 3: Welcome in.

881
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 11: Thank you, Joy.

882
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 14: That was really poor form. I'm not gonna lie.

883
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 3: Were you expecting more from me?

884
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 13: Well, yeah, you I've thought that you've been out of

885
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 13: the game for a little while now, but you should

886
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 13: still have it.

887
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 16: But then again, you didn't really have it in the

888
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 16: first place.

889
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: I want to get down to this, Mimi, because Wood

890
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: seems to think that he could actually flirt. So you

891
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: obviously got him when he was single. So what was

892
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 2: the game like there?

893
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 13: Well, I think I've liked the fact that he was

894
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 13: bad at it.

895
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 3: I think that in the.

896
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 16: Horrible dress, since he dresses like a twelve year old boy.

897
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 3: But from that, yeah, I did dress like a twelve

898
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 3: year old boy.

899
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: I was.

900
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 4: I was short slip on vans on a first date.

901
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 5: Oh you you still rock this, Mimi? Have you managed

902
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 5: to burn those slip ons? The slip on vans?

903
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 14: Yes, no, there's a bit long gone, trust me.

904
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 15: Good.

905
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a bad look for me. But surely

906
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 3: that was surely like surely our chat because we met

907
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 3: on a dating app. We met it on like one

908
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 3: of these apps. Will Yeah, what was your original chat?

909
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 5: What was the back and forth?

910
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 13: It was I'm trying what you said?

911
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 19: Oh, you didn't send me a rig shot?

912
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 16: That was not.

913
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 3: Keeping I didn't.

914
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 15: How early.

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Speaker 14: I reckon?

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Speaker 8: That's three messages?

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Mim said I'm going to go for a walk now

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Speaker 4: with the wine and then held a wine bottle up.

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Speaker 4: But clearly she took a photo and it was just

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Speaker 4: all rigged right.

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Speaker 14: Min And how good was that.

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