Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So you can take clock.
Speaker 3: Oh, I had two possums fighting. It was like.
Speaker 2: Stuff did not need to know about the white neck.
Speaker 2: Stop boasting. What a flex.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Christian O'Connell Show, Monday morning. I'm back.
Speaker 2: I'm sort of sick last week. It is great to
Speaker 2: be out of the owls, just to get out. Who
Speaker 2: wants to be stuck indoors for any extra time at
Speaker 2: that moment, Jacket is a genuinely nice joy to see
Speaker 2: you again, and you too.
Speaker 3: Good to see you again. Good to know that you're
Speaker 3: feeling much better.
Speaker 2: I was just explained to Jack, because if you get
Speaker 2: ill these days, everyone just presumes you've got COVID. Not
Speaker 2: My symptoms flew like fever, tempt and all that. I
Speaker 2: just presumed I had COVID. However, because obviously their record
Speaker 2: number of people doing the right thing getting tested at
Speaker 2: the moment, it took forty hours for me to get
Speaker 2: any result forty hours. So because obviously the teenagers didn't
Speaker 2: want to be stuck indoors for two weeks. If we
Speaker 2: started to come out of it. They insisted that I
Speaker 2: self quarantine in my bedroom for that time.
Speaker 3: Isolation within isolation.
Speaker 2: It was. I was treated like a criminal in my
Speaker 2: own house. At one point I went out to get
Speaker 2: some snacks to reload, and one of my daughters caught.
Speaker 2: We went, Mom, he's wandering where the kitchen without a mask,
Speaker 2: and I was, kit don't telling it.
Speaker 3: Mark, the prisoner is in the eye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, walk the line.
Speaker 3: What shut down? So you have to stay in your
Speaker 3: bedroom and they would like deliver meals to you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: knock on the door and put a plate on the floor.
Speaker 2: My wife did that thing right where she thought the
Speaker 2: way that if I was smeared in the rowna that
Speaker 2: don't worry. If she's coming into a sort of space
Speaker 2: that I've been in for like twenty four hours breathing in,
Speaker 2: is that she did this thing. You know people turn
Speaker 2: the head away and put it under the joms. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what they do in all the labs. That's what
Speaker 2: they do when the ICU warts. They haven't got bpagre anymore. Guys,
Speaker 2: have you going in there? That it's highly containerous, pulling
Speaker 2: your jumper up over your mouth and look the other way.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was stuck for forty hours in my due.
Speaker 2: I guess remember that how do people actually do it?
Speaker 2: Who have who have got coronavirus and you've got self
Speaker 2: isolate at home? Or who brings them food?
Speaker 3: Well, a service can bring you food if you've got
Speaker 3: no one else to do it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean a service? Always? Who's that on?
Speaker 2: Over eats? I thought, door dash, Oh it's your rona delivery.
Speaker 2: Can we get like a big Lasanya please?
Speaker 3: I don't know this, but you know all.
Speaker 2: Our delivery writers will be wearing their jumpers over their mouths.
Speaker 3: I assume the government sends out somebody with meal, do
Speaker 3: you soon They've got to have some way to feed you.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a chicken or steak kind of.
Speaker 2: I know this is a nanny state here, but I
Speaker 2: don't think the government think is their responsibility if you
Speaker 2: get coronavirus, that they're going to give you three square meals. Hello,
Speaker 2: scot Rowress, this Christian I ain no breakfast? Was lukewarm,
Speaker 2: mister Morrison lukewarm that Bircher Musley called it burcher Mwsley.
Speaker 2: I'd have a what were your supplies? Anyway? I look
Speaker 2: forward to you want lunches today? Did you get more?
Speaker 2: It's gluten free? I want gluten free. No, I don't think.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be some way to feed the people who
Speaker 3: don't have a housemate.
Speaker 2: What do you actually think? Who do you actually? Are
Speaker 2: you serious that Pete? The government are going to sort
Speaker 2: this out?
Speaker 3: Well, if you got lockdown right, say your family was
Speaker 3: over in the UK. You're here by yourself. I'm busy,
Speaker 3: so I can't bring you any food.
Speaker 2: How are you going to live in this fantasy story?
Speaker 2: You're no good to me? You have a choice to go.
Speaker 2: I'm bringing you meals. You're like, I'm not gonna help you. Wow,
Speaker 2: I'm not leave in a fantasy world. You who care about?
Speaker 2: You're busy? So I'm alone. I'm in the no means
Speaker 2: of easy right, i could die therefore malnourished, and I
Speaker 2: loved that. I'm really sorry. Someone's calling on the other
Speaker 2: line right now.
Speaker 3: Then one of those government sponsored services.
Speaker 2: Christian, does anyone know about this? Does anyone actually had
Speaker 2: to do home quarantine with coronavirus? Another? The fact that
Speaker 2: the only thing we want to know about it not
Speaker 2: what's it like actually to take away?
Speaker 1: How do you get your dinner The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I was forced to obviously stay away from the rest
Speaker 2: of my family, forced into a quarantine into the bedroom.
Speaker 2: At one point because it was taken so long. I
Speaker 2: was like, what I remember, they've lost my Do they
Speaker 2: just lose you know?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Is there a number you can call and chase it up?
Speaker 2: My wife said, maybe it's the fact that actually you
Speaker 2: have got COVID, But they just they just hate letting
Speaker 2: people know what. They're like, I'm not calling it. It's
Speaker 2: going to crush him. I'm you call him now, Let's
Speaker 2: do it tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I dread the call him.
Speaker 2: Of all people. Oh, it would break my heart to
Speaker 2: hear him sad like that. Just crumble with the news.
Speaker 2: He's got the rona.
Speaker 3: Let him spend tonight with his family. He'll still have
Speaker 3: COVID in the mornings.
Speaker 2: Give him tonight, can we let let's do this tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Like every day when those they've got the numbers to call,
Speaker 2: they're going, I did the last ones. I hate doing this, right, Well,
Speaker 2: let's do paper scissus rock for you call the first ten,
Speaker 2: then I'll do ten and then we'll have a coffee.
Speaker 2: All right, So Jack believes that actually, if you are,
Speaker 2: if you've got coronavirus and he's standing in doors, that
Speaker 2: the government will send someone around to bring you your meals.
Speaker 3: If they're not as lucky as you say. You had
Speaker 3: your family who could obviously bring your food up to
Speaker 3: the bedroom. But if you were living on your own
Speaker 3: and you were outside of uh.
Speaker 2: No, we got literally left on a tray outside the
Speaker 2: bedroom door. Right, my wife would then I'm not making
Speaker 2: us up, text me to say the foods, say they
Speaker 2: would go the house isn't that big? I can hear
Speaker 2: you out there, right. Most of the times the dogs
Speaker 2: would beat me into it. Right, they'd be going, this
Speaker 2: is amazing new meal thing that then the my masters
Speaker 2: are doing there. They're putting a trail of delicious crumpets
Speaker 2: on the floor for us. Jack believes that you are
Speaker 2: catered for.
Speaker 3: Yes, if you don't have somebody in your five K zone,
Speaker 3: then the government surely must send food over to your house.
Speaker 2: I don't know if his years have been basically left
Speaker 2: to die in the street. If you can't vent for
Speaker 2: yourself in the UK, I'm not sure about this. Nine
Speaker 2: four one four one O four three Sam, good morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, and welcome by the isolation, like myself, mate,
Speaker 4: how are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good, Sam, What can you tell me about this? Then?
Speaker 4: Okay, so vick Helf have a fantastic service, which obviously
Speaker 4: I just finished isolation myself, which obviously I couldn't get
Speaker 4: anyone to deliver meting, and they delivered at the part
Speaker 4: of the week seven boxes of all your essentials from
Speaker 4: the grocery store. So I'm talking shampoos, tooth pasters for
Speaker 4: the paper. Came to Tuna's past us like I'm talking
Speaker 4: seven boxes full to the brim a yeah, and obviously
Speaker 4: just put out the front door, you know, knock on
Speaker 4: the door and you obviously come out and get it.
Speaker 4: So they do have a fantastic service out there for
Speaker 4: people that don't have anyone that can help them.
Speaker 2: Sam. It's amazing, right, because you're right, we don't know
Speaker 2: any list that people actually doing this for people. I
Speaker 2: think this is incredible. You're very lucky. How was your isolation?
Speaker 4: And utterly boring, Well, two people tests are positive in
Speaker 4: my house. I didn't double jabbs, of course, and unfortunately,
Speaker 4: because I was a close contact, I had to do
Speaker 4: the fourteen days.
Speaker 2: So boring, he doesn't want to waste any more time
Speaker 2: of his freedom and chatting to us. Oh sorry, have
Speaker 2: you cut out there? I thought you just hung on
Speaker 2: Actually last two shorts him and speak to you Christian.
Speaker 3: So Sam, did you do what Christian didn't? Separate inside
Speaker 3: the house? Isolation within isolation.
Speaker 5: Look you know what I actually didn't.
Speaker 4: I just thought, yes, but it's in the house. So
Speaker 4: it's in the house.
Speaker 5: It's going to be all over the place.
Speaker 4: So I just put the risk and thank.
Speaker 2: God, I wish I'm out numbered. Three women at the house,
Speaker 2: any reason, just to get me out of the way,
Speaker 2: the only lone guy in the stay any bedroom, anyway
Speaker 2: to stay in there.
Speaker 3: Maybe Sarah got your COVID TESTA results on Monday.
Speaker 2: Please every hour you can give us an extra hour,
Speaker 2: I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Have you read a newspaper from as I say, start
Speaker 2: to finish like it's a box set from season one,
Speaker 2: But have you really gone through a newspaper recently? It's
Speaker 2: mainly gossip.
Speaker 3: Bianca gets them still to get the lift out. Every
Speaker 3: Sunday we get one and the main part of the
Speaker 3: paper goes untouched. Yes, and she just gets the lift out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was flicking through it yesterday and that is
Speaker 2: all you do, really, you have to flick through of it.
Speaker 2: Then there's like the filler, which is sport News right now,
Speaker 2: you know they're doing their best to go this is interesting,
Speaker 2: but it's mainly just getting excited about next year and footy.
Speaker 2: And when you go into the second half of the
Speaker 2: paper right, have you ever seen some of the adverts there?
Speaker 2: I mean it is unbelievable. I saw that right. You
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Speaker 2: This advert here learn to play music in three days.
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Speaker 2: that seems like I'm doing this and that's going to
Speaker 2: be me basically all the music you're hearing the show
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Speaker 3: That's the kind of as they used to put in
Speaker 3: newspapers in like the forties and fifties when people are
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Speaker 6: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2: I'm good Brad? So how many years have you been
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Speaker 6: I've been with Dan for throughout two years now.
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Speaker 4: If I'm taking his money, I've got to keep him happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, good man, all right, good luck Brad,
Speaker 2: and good luck Dean. This is how it's going to work. Then.
Speaker 2: Jackie Boy, the master of quizzes on this show, has
Speaker 2: three questions. As soon as you have the question, if
Speaker 2: you know the answer, you buzz in now, Dean. Your
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Speaker 6: Just to hold them.
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Speaker 2: car horn. As soon as you know the answer, you're
Speaker 2: buzzing with your car horn, which Dean will sound like, oh.
Speaker 1: We get that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just about got that. Yes, all right, Brad
Speaker 2: the apprentice. What motor you in? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I just said my name.
Speaker 2: In the car horn.
Speaker 6: No, I'm in the car.
Speaker 2: This is it? All right? Okay, all right, Jackie boy,
Speaker 2: you're ready with the questions.
Speaker 3: You make your apprentice walk to work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is not so gasle. But if you
Speaker 2: want to be a gentle builder, we start with breaking
Speaker 2: you to remake you in a gentle manner.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 2: Here you go, Dean, get ready with that car horn. Brad.
Speaker 2: Get whether you're with your name? Okay, you're right, Brad.
Speaker 5: It's still a sleep hell all right.
Speaker 3: Jackie bore the first question, question number one? Yeah, who
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Speaker 6: Oh is that him trying to work the car horn?
Speaker 2: Now twice? The answer? Yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 3: That's the question.
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Speaker 2: The horn there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: If I had the answer, what else, well I can
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Speaker 2: Strong start. Let's get back into question number two. One
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Speaker 2: Get that service? My back is to room snapping. I'm
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Speaker 2: Hey, I've got the music ready drama.
Speaker 3: Question number three.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, name the Aussie band who sung the banger truly madly, deeply?
Speaker 2: Way?
Speaker 3: You go one at peace, We go to the tire break.
Speaker 2: The game is alive, so I don't mind me yet,
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Speaker 3: At ninety years old? Who is the latest and oldest
Speaker 3: celebrity to be.
Speaker 2: Wiam shut that's twic's the mobs in the bed.
Speaker 3: Before I even finished the question, it was who's the
Speaker 3: latest celebrity to be launched?
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Speaker 5: Beautiful.
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Speaker 3: He's a gentle winner.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's gentle builders, Dean. Give them, give them business
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Speaker 6: You had any building works in the Southeast or Peninsula,
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Speaker 2: That's the way to do with Jeff Bezos. That's what
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Speaker 2: thank you very much for planning to be in good sports. Okay,
Speaker 2: take care, he's back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: Tradees Ze is the Christian o'coonmell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Suddenly this weekend we're getting we're getting our weekends. We
Speaker 2: are going to be to tell the difference between a
Speaker 2: weekday and a weekend day, whereas this year, the last
Speaker 2: couple of months, they've all just spend days. There's no weekend.
Speaker 2: We get the weekend, but it's not like the weekends.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the weekends in the olden days we
Speaker 2: can make plans and see social acquaintances.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've already lost my weekends though, because
Speaker 3: my mum of all our family, was the first person
Speaker 3: to get active. As soon as the announcement was made,
Speaker 3: she started booking things in. I feel like I've got
Speaker 3: something booked in every week until Christmas on Mum's calendar.
Speaker 2: My wife got activated yesterday, right that practice conference hadn't
Speaker 2: even wrapped up. She was on the phone. First call,
Speaker 2: not to the travelation booking flights to go and see
Speaker 2: our mom and dad that we haven't seen in two years,
Speaker 2: but to our eyelash lady Michelle. She loves those lashes, screeching,
Speaker 2: Oh Michelle, tell me, tell me you're not booked up day,
Speaker 2: tell me I've got Thank you, Michelle. They look a mess.
Speaker 2: And how Christners looked at me. Oh they made me
Speaker 2: look so old, Oh my god, amazing, amazing. My wife
Speaker 2: was like the cat we had. She had, Uh, what's
Speaker 2: left of October, November, December, and January printed off actual
Speaker 2: and a fourth for each one. Sitting down with me
Speaker 2: and the kids going so December the eighteenth, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm like planning as well? I started zoning out right.
Speaker 2: I was no, I can't stand too much planning. But
Speaker 2: my wife is like, we've got stuff booked in for
Speaker 2: the next six years. Seriously, she has gone to town
Speaker 2: now she's got like, fomo, oh do you think we're
Speaker 2: not Chris, I'm just worried missing a trick here. People
Speaker 2: seem to be getting ahead here and booking stuff on
Speaker 2: way that we need to be booking stuff, And said,
Speaker 2: do you know what happens? Every time we ever booked
Speaker 2: to go out with friends? An hour beforehand? We do this?
Speaker 2: Can't I bother? Now? That'd be this rider. I'm looking
Speaker 2: forward to seeing my mates. I know that come five
Speaker 2: o'clock I'll have a beer and I can't be asked,
Speaker 2: am I going to get dressed up now? Because I've
Speaker 2: I've got used to just putting t shirt and shorts
Speaker 2: on and going everywhere like that to the shops. You
Speaker 2: don't make any effort, there's no point.
Speaker 3: But you've done well, then have you got a booking
Speaker 3: for Friday night, Well done, I've got nothing.
Speaker 2: I honestly felt like I'd won a big competition, just like, yes,
Speaker 2: I've had the email confirmation, it's locked in. We're going
Speaker 2: out with four other human beings. And then I had
Speaker 2: anxiety and like, what am I going to talk about?
Speaker 3: I actually thought I've stuffed this because yesterday I thought
Speaker 3: we'd have to wait till Monday today to call around,
Speaker 3: because who's taking bookings on a Sunjack?
Speaker 2: I have to say it's a son of the times.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I went to try and book up somewhere for
Speaker 2: my daughter's birthday and a cup of his time, her
Speaker 2: favorite restaurant, and just seeing the sign we are now
Speaker 2: taking bookings and they must have just put that. It
Speaker 2: was actually quite emotional. Seeing that, Wow, they're taking bookings
Speaker 2: and actually making plans is something that we've been robbed
Speaker 2: from the last couple of months, In the last eighteen months,
Speaker 2: it's exciting to it even just put in your diary,
Speaker 2: whether or not it's any good, but just knowing that
Speaker 2: you've got something to look forward to is amazing. So
Speaker 2: I was thinking this morning, what is a song that
Speaker 2: sums up how I feel? About the snap US yesterday
Speaker 2: and what's happening this week as we are finally coming
Speaker 2: out of it. No other city has been through this,
Speaker 2: not just in Australia but in the world. And I
Speaker 2: think for me, the song that sums up is this,
Speaker 2: I'm getting the after shave out Friday night. My friends
Speaker 2: are going to go dial it down, going out Friday
Speaker 2: night with friends. But here what we're all going to
Speaker 2: talk about? Nobody when he catch up? Friends go, but
Speaker 2: he've been up to and they've got some stories, and
Speaker 2: they say, what have you been up to? You and
Speaker 2: tell the stories. We'll all just go.
Speaker 3: I guess the big question for you is how Sober
Speaker 3: October affected by this. I knew you wouldn't make it.
Speaker 3: I knew you wouldn't make it.
Speaker 2: In life, Jack, it's all about living in the moment.
Speaker 2: I haven't had a drink all October. Now, obviously we're
Speaker 2: living in history. When I started so October, I've written
Speaker 2: off October thinking we're not coming out of this until
Speaker 2: the twenty ninth. I can't be a kill joy Friday night.
Speaker 2: It's actually selfish to ruin other people's fun by going
Speaker 2: I'm just going to have a glass of tat water please, Barman,
Speaker 2: is that I don't want to be that guy. So
Speaker 2: I'm prepared to put my own selfishness aside for one
Speaker 2: glorious night, and I will be drinking Friday night.
Speaker 3: You're a hero of the people.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. So yeah, the song that sums
Speaker 2: up for me? What about you, Jackie boy? What is
Speaker 2: the song for you?
Speaker 3: I've chosen the Lion King's Circle of Life.
Speaker 2: I was just hoping to have a little bit of
Speaker 2: a called justification. This this makes perfect sense. We're coming
Speaker 2: out of love now. I don't need to explain it this.
Speaker 3: Masks are still mandatory everywhere, but the.
Speaker 2: Heart, I don't know what that is. I mean, beautiful song.
Speaker 3: I feel like this embodies the same thing that you're
Speaker 3: trying to say. We're coming out God, sure it does.
Speaker 2: Actually, I mean.
Speaker 3: This is about rebirth, reawakening, coming into life, coming back.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 2: Well, what is it?
Speaker 4: Ma?
Speaker 2: Part? This is the saying we're back, is that we're
Speaker 2: going out and going down the boozer. Who's drinking?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: I was listening to the Lion King CENTD track yesterday
Speaker 3: and that's why I was in my head.
Speaker 2: So you just picked a song you recently heard.
Speaker 3: Rather than put some thought into this, I thought it
Speaker 3: was justified.
Speaker 2: You take one week off in this game and people
Speaker 2: come back slopping. All right, listeners, hopefully you've still matched
Speaker 2: fit for radio. If we asked a thousand people, hey,
Speaker 2: what song Melbourne sums up right now? No way, someone's
Speaker 2: going why because it's the song I heard yesterday? So
Speaker 2: ignore the question.
Speaker 3: Coming into society.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: The monkey lifts us up on the rock pride Rock,
Speaker 3: and all the animals.
Speaker 2: Are saying, this is the song for now? All right, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: What is the song for you? What sums up how
Speaker 2: you feel right now? What song for you? Do not
Speaker 2: chaming about some song you we heard over the weekend?
Speaker 2: What song sums up how you feel right now about
Speaker 2: the news yesterday?
Speaker 1: You're listening at the question O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, before we go any further with today's show
Speaker 2: and celebrate the good news that we are finally coming
Speaker 2: out of lockdown, are for a world record that none
Speaker 2: of us wanted to own. I should just say I
Speaker 2: was off sick last week, greatly back on the show today.
Speaker 2: Patsy is off from the show, hopefully coming back this week.
Speaker 2: I spoke to her yesterday. She's wants you to know she
Speaker 2: is okay. Her dad isn't very well at the moment.
Speaker 2: He is recovering, he's getting better. It isn't COVID related.
Speaker 2: So she's where she needs to be right now, which
Speaker 2: is with her family. But I know a lot of
Speaker 2: people have been asking where is she and how is she?
Speaker 2: She is I spoke to her yesterday, but she's doing
Speaker 2: I'm sure you understand. She's where she needs to be
Speaker 2: right now. And she was obviously over the moon that
Speaker 2: we're coming out of lockdown and a cut with her yesterday,
Speaker 2: So yeah, it is amazing. Why are you even watching
Speaker 2: a press conference yesterday? I missed.
Speaker 3: I missed it all together. And then Bianca said, oh,
Speaker 3: there's been some news and got our news. Where we
Speaker 3: get it now is Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's true, actually, isn't it. Yeah? I stopped watching
Speaker 2: press conferences the daily ones ages ago because they're just sweet.
Speaker 3: What are you actually going to see when you're seeing
Speaker 3: them all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like, the only news we want to
Speaker 2: hear is when are we coming out? And yesterday we
Speaker 2: got that and the footage of you seen it. It's
Speaker 2: the first time we saw Dan smile this year, other
Speaker 2: than when he told us all last year to get
Speaker 2: on the beers when this moment happened yesterday.
Speaker 7: And if I have ten at my house, can I
Speaker 7: hug them?
Speaker 3: Can I kiss them? If we're all vaccinated, what's the recommendation.
Speaker 2: Well, we would ask people to be conscious of the
Speaker 2: fact that there is a global pandemic on But if
Speaker 2: you are fully vaccinated, then you I think, and behave as.
Speaker 6: Normal as you would as perhaps more normally than you
Speaker 6: have for a very very long time.
Speaker 2: I love that. That was great, So asked you this morning,
Speaker 2: how do you feel? It's amazing? Did you try and
Speaker 2: get into a frenzy yesterday? My wife did of booking
Speaker 2: everything up. She's getting her eye lashes done, her hair.
Speaker 2: Don't it's like getting I did think you get married
Speaker 2: this weekend? An effort she's been to what's going out
Speaker 2: on Friday night? We may actually get a table for
Speaker 2: going out for a bite to week with a couple
Speaker 2: of friends on Friday night. I'm so excited. It also
Speaker 2: means for us, you know, is that and I know
Speaker 2: this is the same for a lot of you, whether
Speaker 2: it's just here in Victoria or interstate It means that
Speaker 2: after two and a half years, I actually booked flights
Speaker 2: over the weekend to finally go back to London for
Speaker 2: the first time in two and a half years. I
Speaker 2: can see my mum and dad. They must be so
Speaker 2: through huge And even though I have I booked the flights,
Speaker 2: I've got the flight reference, something I haven't seen in
Speaker 2: a year and a half. I still said to them
Speaker 2: I should be back, you know, when you're still nervous
Speaker 2: about making anything slightly long term.
Speaker 3: We all talked about twenty twenty one as we'd all
Speaker 3: be free this time last year. We thought twenty one
Speaker 3: was going to be a cakewalk, and now we've been locked.
Speaker 2: Down hardest year. All right, so asking this warning, how
Speaker 2: do you feel? What is the song that sums it
Speaker 2: up for me? We're out Friday I with friends after
Speaker 2: Shame's on. Actually I'm horrible feeling because I've got so
Speaker 2: used to dressing like you guys do not my share.
Speaker 2: But when my parents meet me at the airport, he
Speaker 2: throw and they go, is he he's got no shoes?
Speaker 2: Why is he just in a tshirt and jeans? What
Speaker 2: has happened? Well son, I'd be like Tom Hanks and
Speaker 2: castaway by the time we touched down in London in
Speaker 2: eight weeks time. Jackie Boy, the song for you.
Speaker 3: Is Circle of Life the Lion King.
Speaker 2: I don't know why though, the circle of in and
Speaker 2: out of lockdown.
Speaker 3: That's right, we're coming out of lockdown reverse.
Speaker 2: He's had ten minutes. He didn't say there's ten minutes
Speaker 2: ago listeners. He's googled song.
Speaker 3: Meaning I was taking a lot of calls as well
Speaker 3: for people doing other Lion King soundtrack songs. So thank
Speaker 3: you for all the recommendations.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can you feel the love tonight? Yeah, just can't wait
Speaker 3: to be king.
Speaker 2: Let's hear your songs. Good morning, have we got here? Aaron?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 7: How are Christian?
Speaker 2: Well, it's just about the best news this city could
Speaker 2: get yesterday. I am super excited about us coming out
Speaker 2: this How about you, Aaron?
Speaker 5: Oh look, I'm the same.
Speaker 4: Just can't wait to go out and see the rest
Speaker 4: of the family.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is that what you're going to be doing Friday?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Thursday night, Yeah.
Speaker 2: There be doorsby knock till round Melbourne at midnight? Surprise.
Speaker 2: All right? What is the songmeron that sums up how
Speaker 2: you feel?
Speaker 6: Back in black? Ac DC.
Speaker 7: It's that I'm here for a good time.
Speaker 2: Not a long time. I like that. That's rock and
Speaker 2: roll wisdom there, buddy, what a soul. Great choice. This
Speaker 2: is how Dan and you should have waked out yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. Play the music, Grett's Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is why you do Freedom Friday. Came out like this,
Speaker 2: dressed as a schoolboys, just as angers do it. Dan,
Speaker 2: come on Freedom Friday. This great?
Speaker 8: Maybe that's today, Yes exactly.
Speaker 2: I hope you're listening Dan's office, Aaron. Enjoy your weekend
Speaker 2: and enjoy seeing your relatives as well.
Speaker 4: We'll do.
Speaker 2: I don't care, Isaac, good morning, Hey Kristin on things
Speaker 2: but yeah, yeah, super excited. You're looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 5: Oh, I can't wait to be honest, here, just be
Speaker 5: good to get back out again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could. Looking forward to seeing your friends.
Speaker 5: I'll be honest, I've got I've got absolutely no plan,
Speaker 5: very unorganized, but we'll see. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: Drift around the streets. Stop waiting on the place. I mean,
Speaker 2: you're not sitting down with me. Get your own booking, okay, people, Max,
Speaker 2: So what is the song for you? Isaac? For me.
Speaker 5: It's going to be I'm on my way the proclaiming.
Speaker 2: Great song from Yeah, this sounds that one line.
Speaker 3: From Happiness.
Speaker 2: Isaac good choice on the money.
Speaker 3: I can imagine you Isaac, all dressed up but nowhere
Speaker 3: to go on Friday night.
Speaker 2: Just singing that song to himself. That happens, right, yeah, Isaac,
Speaker 2: Heart you find somewhere.
Speaker 5: Cheers, have a good wakened boy.
Speaker 2: Thank you and you Hi, Christian? How are you? I'm good, Tanya,
Speaker 2: you're excited. You to get on the phone. Yes, they're
Speaker 2: trying to book stuff up.
Speaker 7: Oh, I didn't get anything bogged, but we're definitely getting
Speaker 7: together with our friends and family. Can't wait.
Speaker 2: Awesome? Okay, And what is the song that sums up
Speaker 2: how you feel?
Speaker 8: I would definitely have to be cool in the gang celebration.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, Tanya, do you know what I'm going
Speaker 2: to go with your song? Oh?
Speaker 6: That's so good.
Speaker 7: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: No, it's a brilliant song. It's a brilliant song. Let's
Speaker 2: stick it on now. Awes tiny anyone you want to
Speaker 2: say hello to or dedicated to? Is your song?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 7: I just want to say hello to my husband's sash
Speaker 7: while he's working and just want my whole family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well done, enjoyed this weekend. Take care Tania bike,
Speaker 2: No thank you Tell.
Speaker 1: Me about Melbourne Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So what happened to you last week? What have you
Speaker 2: been up to?
Speaker 3: Well, I've been kicked out of my music room and
Speaker 3: you know I love that room. Set it up. You
Speaker 3: named it.
Speaker 2: Jackie Road Studio, Jackie Road, Sure, Avvy Road Studios. You do,
Speaker 2: you did? Your podcast was all making there. All the
Speaker 2: music you make for the show, it's all made there.
Speaker 2: Why have you been kicked out?
Speaker 3: Like guitars in there? All my stuff, all my cool
Speaker 3: stuff is in there. I don't have a Mary now,
Speaker 3: just you know, because she just changed on. I'm just
Speaker 3: interviewing the thirteen year old teenager. Why my gazan, I'm
Speaker 3: not taking the posters down.
Speaker 2: No, Well, Pharaoh and step Rother.
Speaker 3: It's my version of a man cave. And I've been
Speaker 3: kicked out of there for the baby's nursery, which is
Speaker 3: still the baby.
Speaker 2: Oh this is music to my as, and so it begins.
Speaker 3: Something has happened to be I tell you what she
Speaker 3: as That baby grows in her belly, so does her
Speaker 3: appetite for needing to build this nursery and it's five
Speaker 3: months away. I keep saying, We've got plenty of time
Speaker 3: to get all this stuff, as if the baby's coming tomorrow.
Speaker 3: She said, Hey, we need to talk about the cot Hey,
Speaker 3: we need to talk about the bassinette. Hey, we need
Speaker 3: to talk about Do you know this thing called Moses basket? Yes,
Speaker 3: there's so many places this baby sleeps.
Speaker 2: I know that. You asked me if you know what
Speaker 2: I'm at a better father to two kids. What do
Speaker 2: you think we actually put them in for the first
Speaker 2: year a carrier bag?
Speaker 3: Well, how many places to sleep? Do they need? Bassinette basket?
Speaker 3: She wants this thing called a cocuona baby, which acts
Speaker 3: like a cocuona baby.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: It's like a cocoon that wraps around them and.
Speaker 2: One of those coons.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: Babies? Girl? The cool stuff. I want to be cocoon
Speaker 2: and coddled at night.
Speaker 3: She keeps asking me every day, can we sit down
Speaker 3: and do the nursery plan today? And I keep pushing
Speaker 3: it out and going, no, We've got plenty of time
Speaker 3: to do that. Also, I'm a bit still bitter about
Speaker 3: the nursery because that used to be my cool room.
Speaker 2: And here he is. Early nomination for future Down of
Speaker 2: the Year. I'm already bitter resenting the kid because you've
Speaker 2: made you move your hotup.
Speaker 3: But don't you think it's too soon? No, five months
Speaker 3: the baby.
Speaker 2: I thought this, and then the first time Sarah got pregnant.
Speaker 2: You are now it's official, right, she's in nesting. It's
Speaker 2: vital to him.
Speaker 3: And least after Christmas.
Speaker 2: No, no, you can't tell them that. You're literally like
Speaker 2: King Canuty. You can't turn back this tide.
Speaker 3: Who's King Connuity.
Speaker 2: Well he was going to try to in Greek mythology,
Speaker 2: Norse mythology, try to turn back the tide.
Speaker 3: And that's what you can't.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're only gonna get flat. Now. You need to that,
Speaker 2: you have that that cot ready. The nursery we need
Speaker 2: to get painted. You need to this the least you
Speaker 2: can do.
Speaker 3: They're growing a person in I can do this easily.
Speaker 3: February next year.
Speaker 2: February yea, this is Jill March to seven.
Speaker 3: So if we'll go to the baby shopping by all in.
Speaker 2: One even I'm now stressness, No do it now?
Speaker 3: At least have to wait after Christmas. So the sales
Speaker 3: are on Oh no, you playing full price for.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So Jack post his wife is pregnant. What about now
Speaker 2: the twenty week twenty one weeks.
Speaker 3: Just past twenty weeks, so about halfway.
Speaker 2: Another little milestone, big milestone, twenty weeks. It's great. And
Speaker 2: so his wife is going through a phase that every
Speaker 2: woman goes through. It's primitive, it's primal, and you can't
Speaker 2: fight it or deny it. You have the surrender. What
Speaker 2: it really means surrendering is your wallet, the money. The
Speaker 2: money leaking starts now right. You've got to have They
Speaker 2: need that cot ready, The nursery has to be painted.
Speaker 3: She's acting like the baby's coming next week. You're coming
Speaker 3: in March.
Speaker 2: Yes, but they're growing it so they need to know.
Speaker 2: It relaxes them. It relacs to them knowing that everything
Speaker 2: is ready. So you need to get with the program
Speaker 2: right now. I love this. Jack thinks he can start
Speaker 2: paint the nursery, build the cock, get the basinet, do
Speaker 2: all that in February for a baby with a due
Speaker 2: date of the first week in March. Christian Jack's the guy.
Speaker 2: It took him like six months to hang a hook.
Speaker 3: No, that's you. You're the guy who can't hang a painting.
Speaker 2: How long did it take you?
Speaker 3: Shells? Oh yeah, I know what they're talking about now.
Speaker 2: How long did that take? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was just a procrastination thing. Though, what are you
Speaker 3: doing right now?
Speaker 2: Procrastinating? What is procrastinating? Putting it off?
Speaker 3: I eat a deadline and a baby going March.
Speaker 2: The baby's going. That's the biggest deadline you're going to have.
Speaker 3: That's too long. I need a closer deadline.
Speaker 2: You would have got on the shopping list right because
Speaker 2: obviously the last time we actually get all this gear
Speaker 2: would have been fifteen sixteen years ago. So I'm guessing
Speaker 2: technology has changed now. They've got ai that can do
Speaker 2: it all.
Speaker 3: No, no kidding. The bacinet that Bianca wants it is
Speaker 3: a robot bacinett.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, robot nanny? Like, honestly, robot hell, Dan, you.
Speaker 3: Can people with young families would have heard about this thing.
Speaker 3: It's called a snoo. It's a robotic bacinet that you
Speaker 3: I don't know, use an app to, you know, shake
Speaker 3: it about.
Speaker 2: Now right to an expert. One thing you don't do
Speaker 2: with you don't shake it it's not like a toy.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it rocks on a rock.
Speaker 2: Don't be shaking babies. Good god, I've got so much
Speaker 2: work to do with you five.
Speaker 3: That's all right. The robot will take.
Speaker 2: Is going to raise your son, and then when he's sixteen,
Speaker 2: you will meet the son that the robot has raised.
Speaker 2: Thank you, robot daddy. Who is his guy? Well, this
Speaker 2: is Jack, your actual dad. I didn't wonder who he was.
Speaker 3: I want to know what I can cross off the list,
Speaker 3: because surely you know that I.
Speaker 2: Don't want any robot rocking the kids.
Speaker 3: That's already off the list because it's too expensive, which
Speaker 3: is a lot of figures for the Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Task some student or something to come around to do
Speaker 2: the overnight stuff.
Speaker 3: So cott bassinet, not a robotic one, Moses basket, Cocuna
Speaker 3: baby pram.
Speaker 2: She wants this special that pram. I mean you might
Speaker 2: as just car that was four.
Speaker 3: Figures as well.
Speaker 2: That pram.
Speaker 3: Why does that need to be a transform as well
Speaker 3: so it can transform into all kinds of things.
Speaker 2: The worst thing you've ever tried and put together in
Speaker 2: your life is that pram. Seriously, it is a nightmare.
Speaker 2: So you've got a big list there.
Speaker 3: What can I cross this? I want things that I
Speaker 3: don't need. Surely a cart can be in moses basket.
Speaker 2: Already is seeing cost saving exercise advices here? Right, are
Speaker 2: going to say we need to promote Jack right to
Speaker 2: being the chief finance officer. They're always about can we
Speaker 2: get rid of can we just let's outgoing?
Speaker 3: Why does he need seven places to sleep? Surely there
Speaker 3: are things that can be minimized on this list.
Speaker 2: But there's something I realized you haven't got on there
Speaker 2: the car seat.
Speaker 3: The pram turns into a car seat, apparently does.
Speaker 2: It is like a transformer. Those car seats are a
Speaker 2: beast as well. They weigh like a thousand.
Speaker 3: Kilos, so you meant to so you have like a
Speaker 3: car seat there.
Speaker 2: The car seat. I remember the first argument we had
Speaker 2: as parents was that I had one job learn how
Speaker 2: to fix the car seat, because I just thought, same
Speaker 2: as you are it companies, just clip it in the
Speaker 2: back Q. Sarah leaving hospital with Ruby, our first daughter,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: Had no talk abouts. You waited to the last moment.
Speaker 2: And suddenly we're leaving the hosbalite and Sarah even walking out.
Speaker 2: So tell me, you have got the car seat already,
Speaker 2: and I it's.
Speaker 3: In the boot, Rooby's on the top of the car,
Speaker 3: in the bass of the and you're trying to clip.
Speaker 2: That thing and I are sticking out the door where
Speaker 2: I'm I think kick goes like this, And it made
Speaker 2: this believe this. You had one job. A doctor was
Speaker 2: on his cigarette break going with me right on the
Speaker 2: other side, and he was like swearing, this is a
Speaker 2: beast of a thing. Well we were, and then his
Speaker 2: pag it went and he went, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: go in a minute. I went, We're almost there.
Speaker 3: Wait, we were told we can't even put the car
Speaker 3: seat in ourselves. Apparently you meant to go to baby
Speaker 3: bunting and they put.
Speaker 2: It in for you. Do they just permanently in there?
Speaker 2: So you ain't going to fit in that? Oh I
Speaker 2: can't wait to see your tesla with baby vomit all
Speaker 2: over the backhead rest.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's meant to be permanent, is it? So it's
Speaker 3: a permanent shell. And then you clip the pram in
Speaker 3: and out the pram is a transformer with the car seat.
Speaker 2: This is that the game has changed since I was
Speaker 2: lasting this game fifteen sixteen months ago. Staff, there is
Speaker 2: all right, parents who recently had babies in the last
Speaker 2: couple of years. What does does he need all this
Speaker 2: gear now? Or is that too much? Yeah? What's the
Speaker 2: have to go through the shopping list again? With that
Speaker 2: robot nanny? Okay, cot the two thousand, the snoop you
Speaker 2: know those videos you see of like Google Analytics or
Speaker 2: those like robot police offs. We've got something, then it's
Speaker 2: just going to turn on you one night because the
Speaker 2: robot gets already tired and a bit cranky and just
Speaker 2: start smashing up your house.
Speaker 3: All right, So the eye nanny Kurt, the snow which
Speaker 3: is the robotic bassinet, the Moses basket, the Cocuna baby,
Speaker 3: the pray am, the car seat, there's a special egg
Speaker 3: shaped nightlight. The bi anchor ones that she saw a
Speaker 3: baby in from.
Speaker 2: Bunnings and say it's egg shaped.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, we have a dad in need, Jackie Boy,
Speaker 2: new dad to be next year. But his wife is
Speaker 2: going through that phase all women go through nesting. Wants
Speaker 2: everything ready now, right, He so wants the cot ready,
Speaker 2: the basin out, the Moses basket. What is your shopping
Speaker 2: list at the moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on top of that, the prem the Cocuna baby,
Speaker 3: a special egg shaped nightlight. I'm just worried that there's
Speaker 3: too much stuff here that we actually don't need, and
Speaker 3: then we'll buy it all and realize, hey, we only
Speaker 3: needed the cot and the baby's flye minimal. Well, I
Speaker 3: just don't want to lucky.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jackie Jr. You have all that guitar and recording
Speaker 2: equipment by your side. Just that's one bed. We just
Speaker 2: get the cock. Can I put the cot in the
Speaker 2: back of the boot with the car or something.
Speaker 3: I'm worried that as new parents, we're being advertised to
Speaker 3: that we need all this stuff. I'm hoping that real
Speaker 3: parents can say, hey, you don't need it all.
Speaker 2: I hope we speak to them and I hope they
Speaker 2: all come on the show going, hey you don't need
Speaker 2: any of this stuff. Patrick, good morning morning, Christian.
Speaker 8: Here you traveling.
Speaker 2: I'm good, buddy. So Dad to dad, what can you
Speaker 2: share with jack.
Speaker 8: Whatever that on anything is, don't worry about that. The
Speaker 8: Moses basket. I'll probably get a lot of for this,
Speaker 8: but you don't need that either.
Speaker 2: Hot take.
Speaker 3: So what is the Moses basket?
Speaker 2: It's a wicker basket, isn't it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like an old picnic basket, but it's designed
Speaker 8: for the baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a picnic basket.
Speaker 2: You can't put a baby. I would an uncomfor the
Speaker 2: wicker sharp edges.
Speaker 8: It's the same thing. Just chuck a little mattress in
Speaker 8: there or something.
Speaker 2: Now his dad's just trying to stumble their way into this.
Speaker 3: This is the kind of dad that I was hoping.
Speaker 3: We call out Patrick and just talk through the bs
Speaker 3: and go you don'ts.
Speaker 2: You can't that kind of language to the art of Harrington,
Speaker 2: the cut through it it is.
Speaker 3: I didn't think we needed a Moses basket. It didn't
Speaker 3: sound like something that I grew up with.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how are you going to transport the baby
Speaker 2: up to bed?
Speaker 3: What about that thing that comes in the pram that
Speaker 3: you take out to put in the car seat. Can't
Speaker 3: we just carry that?
Speaker 2: Everybody cumbersome, don't care.
Speaker 8: Don't carry your capsule everywhere. That's that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: You've got you've got you know what we're building here,
Speaker 2: me and Patrick and I'm going to get the it's
Speaker 2: involved a council of dats.
Speaker 3: Okay, I won't carry the capsule.
Speaker 8: No, you get your use your hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: What about when he's tired, Patrick, you're doing a hard day.
Speaker 2: Well he doesn't do a hard day's work, but we're not.
Speaker 2: That's three hours at the radio station.
Speaker 8: Don't walk into the room saying that you're tired and
Speaker 8: you can't carry the baby.
Speaker 2: Mate. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm looking forward to carrying them around.
Speaker 3: So is there anything that I do need? Patrick?
Speaker 8: Honestly, if you can, if you can find this off
Speaker 8: a friend, or if you can find it off marketplace
Speaker 8: or something, snoop is actually worth its waiting goals?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: That's the robotic baby? I don't want to say doubt five.
Speaker 3: It's a baby.
Speaker 8: It's a baby shuttle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, robot bassinette sounds.
Speaker 8: We borrowed one off a friend and I'm super skeptic
Speaker 8: on all that sort of stuff, but that thing is unreal.
Speaker 8: Put the baby in, even if they're a bit restless.
Speaker 8: Press the button.
Speaker 2: Like a baby prison. This is my If it's rest
Speaker 2: is getting there, advis is coming up.
Speaker 8: Sounds like doubles up as a cut and as a
Speaker 8: co sleeper. So honestly, just go with that.
Speaker 2: That sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: That's what I want. It's just one of those I
Speaker 3: want to outsource it. So I thought it was three grand.
Speaker 3: It's one thousand, one hundred and eighty five.
Speaker 2: But if it's doing all the heavy you hear me, listen,
Speaker 2: listen is if you hear me doing some liveries, very
Speaker 2: soon you'll know he's got a freebie. And you know
Speaker 2: the down five five thousand, treat yourself sixty hundred. It's
Speaker 2: a bargain. You know, he's got a cheeky one.
Speaker 8: Honestly, mate, it's worth it if you can get your
Speaker 8: hands on one.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Pat.
Speaker 8: And we borrowed one off a mate and yeah, they're
Speaker 8: they're honestly worth it.
Speaker 2: So that's good advice.
Speaker 8: But yeah, mate, congrats with the upcoming baby and all
Speaker 8: the best ones in arrived.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you Patrick, Thanks by, you have a good week.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Josh. Come on him, ah here you're going, Yeah,
Speaker 2: good Josh. What can you advise to Jackie boy?
Speaker 9: So probably the best thing that me and my wife
Speaker 9: got was we got to we've gotta I mean, you
Speaker 9: can get a feeding chair, but I guess it's like
Speaker 9: it's like getting anything for a wedding. You put wedding
Speaker 9: on it and they double the price. As long as
Speaker 9: you get you get yourself a good comfortable, requinable chair
Speaker 9: because you're going to fall asleep in it. And I
Speaker 9: probably slept in that thing for two months solid with
Speaker 9: the baby in my hand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Josh, because you're one. I got my wife on
Speaker 2: these feeding chairs because quite a few women said to
Speaker 2: me it's worth every money, and it seemed. But it's
Speaker 2: a rocking chair and it's even got like a footstool
Speaker 2: that moves in sync as she's feeding on it, and
Speaker 2: then you'll be doing a lot of the sort of
Speaker 2: feeds and through the night stuff as well. It's so
Speaker 2: comfortable and they got to sleep the baby go.
Speaker 3: So it's a specialized baby product. You've got to get
Speaker 3: it at a baby store.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't get a Bundy and just get a chair.
Speaker 3: It sounds like put it on some wheels from I
Speaker 3: do like the idea of reclining.
Speaker 2: You'll be using it. I positioned it in front of
Speaker 2: the TV so that when Sarah wasn't used I would
Speaker 2: just put my feet up and have a beer and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, you know. But Yeah, they are. They're
Speaker 2: great those Josh, that's great advice. Thank you. One last one, Adrian, morning, guys,
Speaker 2: how are you? We're good. It's good that a mam
Speaker 2: has shown up.
Speaker 7: Now, well I'm not actually my mom maternal health nurse
Speaker 7: and yet but my kids have had kids. So look,
Speaker 7: you don't need all this stuff. It's way too much.
Speaker 3: What's the essentials? Bare essentials, paying bear essentials.
Speaker 2: That's all you want, is it? That's your contribution. You've
Speaker 2: done your bit of you baby.
Speaker 7: The baby will be slipping on you and bi anchor
Speaker 7: for a number of hours a day. They won't even
Speaker 7: go in the Moses basket.
Speaker 2: Adrian Jack just recorded to the floor that he went
Speaker 2: what that skin to skin contact is sample?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can chill on there for a little bit,
Speaker 3: but then he goes into the robot basket after them,
Speaker 3: like are you in nineteen fifties dad with the wall?
Speaker 7: My goodness grow up on its own with a little.
Speaker 2: That robot is all right.
Speaker 3: So you're saying, essentially I don't need anything, Well, you.
Speaker 7: Need a good cart. Yeah, and you also need to
Speaker 7: check with your prem that it fits in your car.
Speaker 7: Client of mine, I had to buy a new car
Speaker 7: because the pram was like a limousine. Yeah, I'm worried,
Speaker 7: wouldn't sit in the car.
Speaker 3: I'm honestly worried about the pram.
Speaker 2: Wait when see you driving in that testa one day
Speaker 2: with you walk he's in there in the old robot
Speaker 2: prison where it is and.
Speaker 7: The prem Yes, the pram you need to be able
Speaker 7: to collapse with one hand because you're holding onto the
Speaker 7: baby with the other.
Speaker 2: That's true. Actually it's just like one lever.
Speaker 3: Can you get away with us having one of those
Speaker 3: running strollers?
Speaker 7: Yes, but the very heavy.
Speaker 3: I thought they were light because the idea was you
Speaker 3: run with them and just push them out.
Speaker 2: Heavy heavy old things.
Speaker 7: They're heavy.
Speaker 3: What about when I honestly, when I was a baby,
Speaker 3: my mum had this stroller that it looked like it
Speaker 3: came out of a showbag. It was so flimsy.
Speaker 2: Probably did do if you ever talk to right what
Speaker 2: it was like when they were kids, Like we just
Speaker 2: had a tim barth. Yeah, we lived in it.
Speaker 3: It was so flimsy. It was tiny. It would have
Speaker 3: folded up into the size of a laptop. Can I
Speaker 3: get one of those?
Speaker 7: Well you might use it. Yes, there you go, get
Speaker 7: one out of this show.
Speaker 2: All right, Adrianne, thank you very much to give us
Speaker 2: a call. Have a good week.
Speaker 7: It's a pleasure bar.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show. Podcast time.
Speaker 2: Now for the misshard lyrics. It's just another miss heard maday,
Speaker 2: Christian o'connall's miss heard lyrics. All right, the Monday miss
Speaker 2: hurd lyrics your home. For all your mishurd lyrics as
Speaker 2: we go through there when we play back, which you
Speaker 2: think you're miss hearing if we agree, if not. And
Speaker 2: for the really great ones Hall of favor recently Robin
Speaker 2: van Minkwitz with Madonnad's erotic bell Otdie Bellottie him of
Speaker 2: the Goodies, put your hands all over my body. That
Speaker 2: is a Hall of Famer, all right, brand new ones
Speaker 2: then Andy Burgess, dead Ringer shirt and meat Loaf. Ever
Speaker 2: since I can remember, you've been hanging around this joint,
Speaker 2: or is it ever since I can remember you've been
Speaker 2: hanging around with George. Yes, George is there, Tony Christian,
Speaker 2: I got bad news for chow fans of the obscure
Speaker 2: musical instrument the Pheromine. But listen to Don't Pay the
Speaker 2: Ferryman by Chris de Burgh, who did you do that?
Speaker 2: Sounds like he has a grudge against Theremin's the original note.
Speaker 2: Then don't pay the ferryman? Or is it don't play
Speaker 2: the theremine? Yeah it is? Who knew a song? Name
Speaker 2: checks the theremine? He's writes hall of favor? What on
Speaker 2: Tony Kinman? We now go to Ebony's be listener. Sean
Speaker 2: Mende's stitches shaking falling onto my knees or is it
Speaker 2: chickens falling onto my knees? Yes, that chicken is there?
Speaker 2: Thank you, Ebony. Damo's got this from ub forty and
Speaker 2: Chrissy hind or the pretenders. I got you, babe. Then
Speaker 2: put your little hand in mine or is it? Then
Speaker 2: punch your little handy man. Not the way he hung
Speaker 2: that picture. It's going to get a good right hander. Punch,
Speaker 2: isn't it? It's punch This is a great one. Then
Speaker 2: punch your little handyman. Do you know that's one of
Speaker 2: my favorite on the It's a lot of him singing
Speaker 2: about punching a handyman who substandard? That bitch is not
Speaker 2: straight smack all right? Graham's got silver chairs, straight lines.
Speaker 2: Waking up with a low fever or is it waking
Speaker 2: up at home with a beaver. Grow up. No, I'm
Speaker 2: afraid I'm avay you're mishearing beavers. Please see urgent medical help.
Speaker 2: Let's move on, Nadia, you too, where the streets have
Speaker 2: no name? I want to feel the sunlight on my face?
Speaker 2: Or does Bono want to fill some blood on his face? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's They're very good, Nuddia. And finally, Marty Knights has
Speaker 2: got this. We built the city from starship Marconi plays
Speaker 2: the mamba or is it obviously home Home alone? Fan
Speaker 2: McCauley plays the bong bong. Macauley plays the bong bowl. No, no, no, Marty, No,
Speaker 2: that's worse than the mishurd beaver. Sorry. If you just
Speaker 2: tuned any wonder what I'm talking about. Not hearing mccaully.
Speaker 2: He plays the bong bowl If you mean on a
Speaker 2: bong bow, my friend, Marty, is what I suspect? Oh
Speaker 2: I'm still hearing mamba. I do hear McCauley. Marchie, you
Speaker 2: can have half a and also you're the first one
Speaker 2: to ever get both. This morning though the best. While
Speaker 2: I absolutely, I absolutely love the one about punching your
Speaker 2: little handyman from UB forty, then punch your little handyman.
Speaker 2: That is a great one. Hall of favor. All right, there,
Speaker 2: you miss ay of it. So this week, as always,
Speaker 2: send men email whenever you mishear them. Christian at Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell dot com dot AU thank you.
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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'conl show podcast.
Speaker 2: Earlier on this morning while he was sleeping, jacking up,
Speaker 2: wondering what happens if you have COVID you got isolayer home?
Speaker 2: What if you get about food? And jack thought? And
Speaker 2: it turns out it's true that the government, the state
Speaker 2: will look after you.
Speaker 3: Some people come around if you've got no family members
Speaker 3: close by who are allowed to drop.
Speaker 2: A Oh he's just feeling lazy. Just make out you
Speaker 2: haven't got any you know, Christian, I was just the
Speaker 2: Saunder Show. My son is a paramedic and last week
Speaker 2: he was called to her home and to assist the
Speaker 2: family several members who've been diagnosed with COVID. There aren't
Speaker 2: the front of their home, putting all their pp E
Speaker 2: gear on. At the same time, a uber delivery guy
Speaker 2: pulls up outside the same house starts unloading all the food.
Speaker 2: My son calls out tells them to stop. The delivery
Speaker 2: driver stops and says, wait, is there a virus in
Speaker 2: this house? Is there the virus in there? My son
Speaker 2: goes yes. He then dropped all the food on the street,
Speaker 2: ran into his car, took off. My son then picked
Speaker 2: because he felt bad for the people in the house
Speaker 2: that he's just about to go and help. He then
Speaker 2: start picking up all the food right knocked on the door.
Speaker 2: What service from that paramedic or your son? Huh? Food
Speaker 2: and medicine and signs. That is great, Thank your son, Jeannie,
Speaker 2: that's that's brilliant. So yeah, incredible things we're coming out
Speaker 2: of it this week. Obviously New South Wales they're big
Speaker 2: news on Friday, and the news that international boarders will
Speaker 2: be opening up. This is huge. You know, thirty to
Speaker 2: forty thousand Australians has stranded all over the world and
Speaker 2: hopefully they'll all be reunited with families for Christmas, which
Speaker 2: would be incredible. How all this, there's also some weird
Speaker 2: stuff going on too. I think I heard it in
Speaker 2: Rachel's News if I misheard it, but nightclubs in Sydney
Speaker 2: are open right. Nightclubs are open, but you're not allowed
Speaker 2: to dance.
Speaker 3: That's correct, right?
Speaker 2: Is it the whole point of a nightclub? You go
Speaker 2: there to dance to the music. The DJ plays music.
Speaker 2: That's called a nightclub.
Speaker 3: And at what point are you considered to be dancing?
Speaker 3: If I'm bopping my head?
Speaker 2: Are they going to be like at swimming bars? You know,
Speaker 2: whether someone in our highchair with wis them going hi stop,
Speaker 2: foot tapping stop? If I seeing that there's a gateway
Speaker 2: drug to dancing, No, how are they going to enforce that?
Speaker 2: Are they going to bounce us there?
Speaker 3: It's actually my perfect nightclub because I hate dancing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I would love what you doing a nightclub. Go
Speaker 3: to a pub now then, yeah, I guess you're just
Speaker 3: a pub? Is the version of the thing I'm looking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't go to a light club if you don't
Speaker 2: like to.
Speaker 1: Basically the Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 2: The trainer for the New Batman movie with Robert Patterson
Speaker 2: him of the Twilight movies. It's the hot new oh sexy,
Speaker 2: moody Batman. Oh he's Batman, but oh I would sorry.
Speaker 2: Zoey Kravitz his Catwoman, and Colin Farrell is the Penguin.
Speaker 2: By the way, Colin Farrell great actor, got no idea.
Speaker 2: It's Colin Fowl. Whatever money paid to hire Colin Fowell,
Speaker 2: they could have got Jack Orrye that he's under Kelos
Speaker 2: and and Maker. Right, what do you see is a
Speaker 2: pair of eyes which got to take on red. That
Speaker 2: is Colin Farrell. You won't. What's the point in hiring him?
Speaker 2: It's completely unrecognizable, Poor Colin Farrell. I reckon. His agent
Speaker 2: didn't tell you which character he's got. So I'm the Batman, right,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a great The script is great, but
Speaker 2: I'm the Batman. Just go this, get there and suddenly
Speaker 2: every day is in that makeup chair becoming not Golin Farrell,
Speaker 2: but he is. He's emo. This, this Batman is different
Speaker 2: now for the kids, he's emo. This isn't a less
Speaker 2: from the trainer. If this continues, he won't be long
Speaker 2: before you have nothing less. And I don't care what
Speaker 2: happens to me. It's his typical teenagers. He doesn't even
Speaker 2: care what happens to me. Unvenious, No, you're batman, that's
Speaker 2: the line he ever says, like James Bond on Bond,
Speaker 2: James Bond, He's not mucking around with it, are.
Speaker 1: Unventious?
Speaker 2: Oh, he's hot, he's so he's Emo Batman. Also, tell
Speaker 2: you what has bold me about this? All right? I
Speaker 2: love the Dark Knight trilogy, great movies. Right, this movie
Speaker 2: is called The Batman. It fills up My dad is
Speaker 2: name Dick. Oh. I love that The Spider Boy. You're
Speaker 2: gonna see that the New Batman. I love the James Bond.
Speaker 3: He's just Batman.
Speaker 2: He's Batman. He's not the Batman. Are you Batman? No?
Speaker 3: I'm getting right, I'm the Batman Vengeance. No you're Batman?
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, don't know. It's new emo. So
Speaker 2: you say the are you the Batman? Time for Grammar
Speaker 2: to strike back. This isn't emo enough, is it? This
Speaker 2: has got too much joy in it. All right? So
Speaker 2: today's time wasters. We're looking for your emo movies. Now
Speaker 2: we have an Emo Batman. All right, Emo movies is
Speaker 2: what we're looking for. So I've got Vampire Weekend at
Speaker 2: Bernie's Silver. The Hills have size gold that's more of
Speaker 2: a wee sorry eat prey Satan silver okay, instead of
Speaker 2: a full metal jacket, full leather jacket, bronze. Oh, come on,
Speaker 2: you know that the Matrix one is sir Emo movies.
Speaker 2: You say ten things I hate about you? My friends
Speaker 2: are life itself? Gold? Thank you, Jackie boy. What have
Speaker 2: you got emo movies? Dying?
Speaker 3: Miss Daisy all Black.
Speaker 2: Got the fringe as well.
Speaker 3: She's gold, fall out, Boys in the Hood, bro When
Speaker 3: Harry met Sulky, that's gold. Men who stare at goths?
Speaker 2: When does an emo not become a goth? What's the difference?
Speaker 2: I lump them together.
Speaker 3: Yes, there is a gray area in there somewhere.
Speaker 2: Very great.
Speaker 3: We're on the radio, Pippy Long stroppy gold as well.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: All right, what have you got there? We're looking for
Speaker 2: you're emo movies? Text them in. Yes, that's the number,
Speaker 2: oh four seventy five oh three one o four to
Speaker 2: set a malfunction. Oh three, No, that's no number four
Speaker 2: seven five o three. There's the three one oh four
Speaker 2: three nice from my medication.
Speaker 3: If you can piece that together and text us, you
Speaker 3: should win a prize.
Speaker 2: The hundred bucks Christian Connell's show podcast. But you Si Rio,
Speaker 2: It's just told Jack and I this has annoyed me.
Speaker 2: This Batman movie isn't even out till next year in March.
Speaker 2: Why are they getting this excited now? But something I
Speaker 2: got to wait until next year.
Speaker 3: I know it should be at least Christmas.
Speaker 2: I saw the new Willy Wonka trailer Wonka right again.
Speaker 2: That everyone's going for the hot new prequel now, so
Speaker 2: they've gone with Timothy Chamalong. I so you say his
Speaker 2: name by thee. He is hot young, he's young Wonka,
Speaker 2: He's hot Wonker. Okay, if you say it like that,
Speaker 2: that's not what was in there. I've seen him in
Speaker 2: that velvet coat. He is hot Wonk. Okay, that's what
Speaker 2: the movie is called. Hot Walk. That's not out for
Speaker 2: two years. Why give me the trailer now? Is not
Speaker 2: for another two years? AnyWho? All right, now that you uh,
Speaker 2: the Batman movie trailer is out. It's Robert Patterson from
Speaker 2: the Twilight movies. He is a emo dark knight. So
Speaker 2: we look for your emo movies today. You ready to
Speaker 2: mark Jack, I am Caddy Black Silver plus Sadistic park
Speaker 2: I'm not sure they're well not for being.
Speaker 3: Sadistic Emos Bronze.
Speaker 2: Emo version of the Goonies, question Mark. This is from
Speaker 2: Matt doing some stick with us him Emo version of
Speaker 2: the Goonies the Gloomies. Gold Well, I'm Matt. Nicely done, dude.
Speaker 3: Where's my eyeliner, Dude, where's my Masskara?
Speaker 2: But doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing, no bit, It's got car in there,
Speaker 3: so it's more like the original film Bronze Gold for
Speaker 3: Mine raiders are the Lost Knock Silver plus Willie Winer
Speaker 3: and the Chocolate Factory Gold.
Speaker 2: Emo on Elma Street, What horror movie? Sharon Silver, Menister
Speaker 2: at Trench Coats Gold, Uh, Emo Geddon Gold, No Country
Speaker 2: for sad Men Silver plus Brendon and Shelley double acts
Speaker 2: first double acts whoa oh and only get the most
Speaker 2: got share the bronze and a duet what he already said?
Speaker 2: Bed worth it, Field of Screams, Bronze, Whatever We'll hunting Bronze,
Speaker 2: The Short Angst Redemption Silver, Good, Charlotte Feathers Good, Charlotte
Speaker 2: Feathers Free, Funny move Over, Peshiington Hero Good, Charlotte Feathers
Speaker 2: And dude, where's my black Cardigan? Tim? I don't know
Speaker 2: if you've ever seen any Emo teenagers. They're not rocking
Speaker 2: and flipping Cardigan, but give him a goal. Just gold
Speaker 2: for these myths about Emo rocking their well known carligans
Speaker 2: and Emo slippers.
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Speaker 2: Also on that this week. The way we're doing it
Speaker 2: then is general knowledge questions. Yeah, this show our sworn
Speaker 2: enemy is facts, truth, maths, maths and general knowledge. If
Speaker 2: you needed the show. We once did a radio quiz
Speaker 2: and we thought a good trivia question was what color Shrek?
Speaker 2: That's our level, right, So if you have a stash
Speaker 2: of very good trivia questions, maybe down or yeah or
Speaker 2: run right. So we can't ask them to write trivia question.
Speaker 2: We have three producers to do that, right, And yeah, listeners,
Speaker 2: how about you come up with ideas for tomorrow's show.
Speaker 2: We got to do it every day six to nine. No,
Speaker 2: I mean it'll be some people like run pub quizzes.
Speaker 2: You know there are people that, if you run a
Speaker 2: pub quiz, you do the questions every week, don't they
Speaker 2: They take it. They took that job very seriously. They
Speaker 2: pride themselves on there.
Speaker 3: Oh you want them to be the quiz master.
Speaker 2: No, no, Old Jack's getting on territorial there. Oh he
Speaker 2: had his hands on his hips. Then Oh, he wanted
Speaker 2: to do my job. No no, no, there's only one
Speaker 2: person who can do that. Thank you with the same
Speaker 2: energy that you do. So anyway, my point was, if
Speaker 2: you've got anywer ofvir questions, there's anything a step above
Speaker 2: what color? Can we actually chuck in a dumb color
Speaker 2: question for tomorrow? Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 2: com dot au. Grab me back today. Hope you're well.
Speaker 2: Thanks for tuning in. We're back tomorrow morning.
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