WEBVTT - #135 Getting Caught With Your Pants Down

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<v Speaker 1>M hmm. Just let me finish my paper. How is

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<v Speaker 1>your propper? By the way, very appily. We are not

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<v Speaker 1>at my house. We have yes, we are. We have

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<v Speaker 1>moved in the basement. We could put this in the

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<v Speaker 1>basement with something like this in the basement of your house.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, I can put it in the garage.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it must be nice one of the guests bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking bait me.

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<v Speaker 2>You can put it in the in the basement and

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<v Speaker 2>like maybe and you're like, you fucking read We're gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it in one of your fifteen bedrooms. It's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got we've got proper cameras, we've got lights, we've

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<v Speaker 2>got free poppers.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we do this moving forward? Do you think we'll

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<v Speaker 1>lose the charm? Nah? I like the All we need

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<v Speaker 1>now is to just do some food eating as.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got half chicken wrap that I might start eating.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back, Twods.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Maddy Jay and I'm Ash and this is a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it is

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<v Speaker 1>the bad, and it is the relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've come for advice, stop stop. Pull the

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<v Speaker 2>handbrake up. Don't do it, pull it right up. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to put any pressure on us, Ash, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to put any pressure on us.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't want TOI though, But but I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what we did last week.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what happened. It was a fucking mess

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<v Speaker 2>of an episode. It was like the they're the best

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<v Speaker 2>one we had, Like the bust of the dog was

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<v Speaker 2>making noise, Ellie k halfway stairs, Dandal appointment.

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<v Speaker 1>Why was she limping if she had a saw tooth?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, yeah, what if she had something wrong with it?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't keep up anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>She definitely had no shoes on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, poor thanks, shuffling shuffling down?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can I come out of the bedroom?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, shut up, get back in the wardrobe.

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<v Speaker 1>But people like the episode.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, someone put a comment They were like, Ash, ten

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<v Speaker 4>out of ten, which is it's very arrogant of you.

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<v Speaker 4>But then they also said when I said to jet

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<v Speaker 4>I think I won that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you had the airplane seating plan that people sided with,

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<v Speaker 2>and also you did the sob story of like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, it was you sound very jealous.

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<v Speaker 2>I was abused by the people who were doing the

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<v Speaker 2>choir auditions for Quantas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I wasn't abused, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You made it sound like you were. Okay, so you

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<v Speaker 2>want people of it. So I don't know what we've done.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to try, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not putting pressure on us because it was chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>It was chaos, and but for.

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<v Speaker 2>Those of you who wanted to be the same as

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<v Speaker 2>last week, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Not going to happen. This is I've got a question

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Have you ever no, this is awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got something really quick. Okay, get really quick, really

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<v Speaker 2>really quick. Sorry, Okay, I was doing a week just before,

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<v Speaker 2>now you go. I was doing a week before and

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<v Speaker 2>remind me. Reminded me of a conversation that we had

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<v Speaker 2>because I do wheeze by putting my penis above I

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<v Speaker 2>don't use a fly zipper. I just kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>pull my pants down and then put.

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<v Speaker 1>My really over the jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be huge, and you think that's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I look with elastic pants full on board, but you're

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<v Speaker 4>wearing jeans.

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<v Speaker 1>R jeans, say, with a belt with a belt over

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<v Speaker 1>the belt. I like it. I like I'm a fly guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I said, at least we're not like my old

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<v Speaker 1>boy who puts it below the bottom of the trousers

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<v Speaker 1>like the bottom of the so like, for example, you

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<v Speaker 1>got obviously you can't work with pants because you have

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<v Speaker 1>to roll those all the way out, but like I

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<v Speaker 1>can get it out there nice. You go at the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the leg of the short at a urinal.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, urinal, there's no limitations to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's sucking. Pretty rogue. It's such an old

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<v Speaker 1>boy thing to do. It's pretty grab It's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>do you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know where I reckon it comes from, like the generation

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<v Speaker 4>of ruggers, you know the ruggage.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the Low's ruggers.

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<v Speaker 2>I just find it's quicker. It's easier to go over

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<v Speaker 2>the pants than through the ziper.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we're talking about because I got my fella

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in the zip and the way you're doing it's high.

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<v Speaker 1>That week was a bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Week for my penis, I tell you right now, because

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<v Speaker 4>I did that and then it would rap up against

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<v Speaker 4>whatever I was wearing. Sorry, Jess, just sitting right.

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<v Speaker 1>I always your questions. I wanted to ask you. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever assumed someone is the grandparent but they're actually

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<v Speaker 1>the parent?

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<v Speaker 2>I did have, Yeah, I had someone recently. I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching them was at the airport. Okay, because if you spoke,

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<v Speaker 2>have you done it to them?

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<v Speaker 1>To the no. In my head thise you and I

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<v Speaker 1>built very different. I was eyeing off a family. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds real stalkery. I was at the airport. It

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<v Speaker 1>was I was looking.

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<v Speaker 4>Through the window at the car park at nighttime, had

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<v Speaker 4>a trench.

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<v Speaker 2>Coat on, and I looked and I thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's hard to I look at age groups that I

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<v Speaker 2>struggle with a newborn to two years, okay, it's hard

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<v Speaker 2>to decipher. Sometimes I'll throw a number out there and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what is he six months?

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, he's two, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's a man thing because I did it

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<v Speaker 4>with April when she used to work in daycare and

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<v Speaker 4>long before I had kids. I'll be like, Aple'll be like,

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<v Speaker 4>how old's that kid? I don't know, like eight. She's like,

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<v Speaker 4>he's like four.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I don't know. It's impossible to read.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard.

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<v Speaker 2>And then and then I think from the age of

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say thirty five to fifty, that's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>That to me, it's a bit so fair. It's hard

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<v Speaker 2>to decipher.

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<v Speaker 1>I think think, especially.

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<v Speaker 4>With men I think it's harder with men because like

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<v Speaker 4>it could be gray and thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a dig at you, but you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like you could be like I've got friends

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<v Speaker 1>that are baled. How old are they eighteen? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Are they're like thirty in there like my age. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because my dad was bald at my age. Actually now

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<v Speaker 4>I think about it, but he used to peroxide his

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<v Speaker 4>hair every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he had a hard a fast track it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not far off. I'm not far off.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you you had a scenario?

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<v Speaker 1>I had a scenario.

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<v Speaker 4>So I have Macy's on Thursdays and we went to

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<v Speaker 4>Dad such a good dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you wow for saying that. I really needed that today.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just really quickly, just really quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever have to say to people when you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got macy on Thursdays? Do you have to say, like,

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<v Speaker 2>but me and my wife are divorced.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess not, Like no, I just let them think

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<v Speaker 1>whatever they want to think, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever I say Thursdays, we're the same. I have the

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<v Speaker 2>kids dad.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 2>But to other people, I'm like, I have her on

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<v Speaker 2>Thursdays because she's not in daycare and my wife and

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<v Speaker 2>I still together.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah.

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<v Speaker 4>I just let them just imagine whatever they want, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>especially when it's women. I'm sorry, April, Sorry, No, I

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<v Speaker 4>always say, yeah, it's it's it's Macy and Daddy day today.

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<v Speaker 1>So who'd you see where we.

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<v Speaker 4>Went to the went to the shops. I can't remember

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<v Speaker 4>what we're getting. That's not that's not usually. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 4>good like that. I remember, but I don't remember. But

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<v Speaker 4>there's a little play it's sort of like a really

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<v Speaker 4>small one. You take your shoes off, padded, just like

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<v Speaker 4>a small little indoor playground as you would find.

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<v Speaker 1>It, and you like feets, you'd love it there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like kids feet. It's like old man feet, wrinkly.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about the parents parents have to do.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't d robe as a parent, d row

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<v Speaker 1>to get I'm just gonna go de robe and playing

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<v Speaker 1>this playground.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like sitting there and you know how

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<v Speaker 4>with that small talkies where you're like there's one other

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<v Speaker 4>kid there playing, there's one other parent, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 4>how old you do? The whole it's around the motions

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<v Speaker 4>of like name maybe age.

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<v Speaker 1>I have MACI on Thursdays.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, do you have so and so so

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<v Speaker 4>and so on Thursdays too, like okay, so like and

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<v Speaker 4>assumed that they were the grandparent.

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<v Speaker 1>How old at this point did you think they were?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought they were sixties. Okay, ITH's is really bad

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<v Speaker 1>for me. How old were they? Do you know? I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to ask after I assumed them already. How

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<v Speaker 1>did you.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you suggest or did you just blatantly say

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<v Speaker 2>are you the grandparent?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? First I sort of suggested did you ask that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they were older? And it wasn't straight into that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like I said something along the lines of old.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, it's nice that you have them once,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, one day week, and I was sort of

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<v Speaker 4>like weird sort of small talk about where the parents

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<v Speaker 4>are or do they go to the kindergarten?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, oh, so you're the grandparent

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like no, oh my god, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Thankfully she was like no, no, no, no, no, she's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, like I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't and then I was like, oh, may be to go,

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<v Speaker 1>and I like dragged her out and it ruined my

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<v Speaker 1>whole day because I wasn't the way way to make.

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<v Speaker 2>It about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I couldn't sleep that night. I couldn't sleep. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt horrible about it. It was just like two weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and I still think about it every time I go

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine this poor parent being tired, exhausted. They just want

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<v Speaker 2>to get out of the house. They go to the playground.

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<v Speaker 2>They're sitting there, and then you go. So you're pretty old,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in a retirement village. You're a great parent, obviously, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And then I was like, oh, anyway, kid, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go drag her out. She's like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I felt horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>I just you know, when you walk away from any

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<v Speaker 4>situation and you're like fuck, And I just felt horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>So have you've never done that? No? Okay, has anyone

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<v Speaker 1>done that my own? I know, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of there's a scenario where I've

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<v Speaker 2>been like, oh, you're pregnant, but I don't think. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think what have you done? We should probably stop

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<v Speaker 2>you right now, we should stop. People are going to

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<v Speaker 2>start complaining about me. Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever killed a kitten?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Actually yeah, I can bet you. No, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not. I'm an animal lover. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>I felt horrible about it, but I wanted to ask

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<v Speaker 4>you if you don't's trump be no.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could make you feel better. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But the fact that you have acknowledged it you made

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<v Speaker 2>a mistake, I think is great. I have another announcement

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<v Speaker 2>to make about Lola go on. We mentioned last weekend

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<v Speaker 2>that she is starting school. Yes, now, one thing that

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<v Speaker 2>she hasn't gotten rid of, which is like the remnants of.

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<v Speaker 1>The poppers are good here, aren't they? We should take

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<v Speaker 1>what's left of them.

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<v Speaker 2>So one thing that she has held on to the

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<v Speaker 2>remnants of being a toddler is her dummy. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 2>loves her dummy and got really bad. At one point

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<v Speaker 2>she was having like six dummies to bed. She had

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<v Speaker 2>like a family of a cluster of dummies in the

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<v Speaker 2>bed when we went away on trips.

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<v Speaker 1>Say it must be nice, yep, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was a nightmare because sometimes she wanted one

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<v Speaker 2>particular dummy, and of the six dummies that we brought,

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<v Speaker 2>we missed the one that she wanted, and she wouldn't sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>she'd have a tantrum.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your fault for having so many dummies. I won

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<v Speaker 1>agree you.

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<v Speaker 2>Get all the same color. Yes, yes, actually that's such

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<v Speaker 2>a good point. Any families out there who have a

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<v Speaker 2>child who was obsessed with dummies just by the one brand,

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<v Speaker 2>the one make, the one model, the one color.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that advice I hear?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, yeah, that's not going to harm anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's like it's unharmful, unharmful because I made put

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<v Speaker 1>it in their mouth though, because then.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, also we had like good dummies, and then she

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<v Speaker 2>had a taste. There wasn't any other dummy other than

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<v Speaker 2>like a three month old dummy, like the minute dummy,

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<v Speaker 2>and then she kind of started liking the small dummies,

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<v Speaker 2>like the more potent dummy.

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<v Speaker 1>Teeth another one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And so then all the big dummies that she had,

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<v Speaker 2>which there was twenty of, she then hated like it

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<v Speaker 2>was it was a nightmare. And I will say, me

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<v Speaker 2>and Laura, that's on us too many options. That's our mistakes.

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<v Speaker 2>We did at one point try and remove the dummy.

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<v Speaker 2>We thought, I think it was like last year, could have.

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<v Speaker 1>Been there, you remembermember last year? Yeah, and you did

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<v Speaker 1>it for like a week.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to a week and we tried to make

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<v Speaker 2>it a bit of a thing, like we I thinking

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<v Speaker 2>hunt dummy fairy with dummy fairy.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we gave her enough notice. But I

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<v Speaker 2>also remember when we kind of said to her like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>in a couple of days, the dummy fairy is coming.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like ropable.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like fuck that absolutely not I'm not ready,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were like no. I don't know how we

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<v Speaker 2>decided the date. It was just like on a I

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<v Speaker 2>think we also did it on like a Monday as well,

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<v Speaker 2>which is just like the start of your work week.

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<v Speaker 1>All the nightmare I remember it was a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>Screaming, you know, just hours every night. It was painful.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's not a thumbsucker? Is she doesn't know it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a thumb. That's Marley was doing the thumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's a thumbsucker. And then after almost a week

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<v Speaker 2>we gave up. I recall right, so you try again,

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<v Speaker 2>try it again. We gave her lots of notice, telling

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<v Speaker 2>her for a while that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is her last birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally we went before, we've been planning the seed. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we gave her like we're written down, like we

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<v Speaker 2>have ten more sleeps, ten more sleeps with the dummy

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<v Speaker 2>and she kind of was on board.

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<v Speaker 1>She's matured a lot. Was humoring you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she was like she was kind of like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>like I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Did it do Doesn't it change the shape of their mande?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Her teeth if she bites down, her front teeth

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<v Speaker 2>are like really they don't touch, like a gap between.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Because I met a kid in Bali or a

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<v Speaker 1>parent that didn't meet a kid, well, fucking I really

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<v Speaker 1>incriminated myself in this episode. Already.

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<v Speaker 4>I met a mom who she was with her kids

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<v Speaker 4>swimming with Macey and she and I had noticed that,

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<v Speaker 4>like he had like his teeth didn't want it.

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<v Speaker 1>And my wife April goes, yeah, that's from a dummy.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I hadn't noticed it with Lola though.

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<v Speaker 2>They kind of say from the age of four, like

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<v Speaker 2>it from three it should be dummies gold because it

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<v Speaker 2>completely fucks their teeth up. And then by four and

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<v Speaker 2>again not advice. I read this somewhere online, I think

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<v Speaker 2>from for it creates permanent damage to the teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So Laura and I were kind of like, fuck, we've

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<v Speaker 2>got to We've got to do something here. But luckily

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<v Speaker 2>she was on board with the ten Days nine days.

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<v Speaker 2>She kind of she got it. She got it. She

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<v Speaker 2>was like, she was very understanding. She's turned a corner

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<v Speaker 2>the last few months where she now has this like

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<v Speaker 2>she's grown up. Yeah, she's grown up a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you show a picture of deformed teeth? Like

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<v Speaker 1>this is what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I was away for work on Monday. Must be nice, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And that happened to be the end of the ten

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<v Speaker 2>days where it was first night, so I wasn't there early.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go to the airport and what time was

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<v Speaker 1>your actual life? I was on time. So many people

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<v Speaker 1>were hating us for that. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Also a few people were like, do the same thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like everyone does that, and shit, everyone sits

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<v Speaker 2>in the April.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I reckon April does it. She's like, oh my

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<v Speaker 1>gym classes at five point thirty. It's like bullshit. She's

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<v Speaker 1>just hanging out the car half doom scroll people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they parked the car around the want before going

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<v Speaker 2>to the garage because I want to wait till the

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<v Speaker 2>kids are asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>We will do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to come back to that one. I have

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<v Speaker 1>never done that.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were like, Lola, time is up. We got

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<v Speaker 2>to hand over the dummies. Dummy Fairy is coming, Dummy

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<v Speaker 2>Fairy is coming tonight, and she was like.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, I get it. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like someone who had been on the run

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<v Speaker 2>for the police and then they finally got caught and

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<v Speaker 2>instead of running, they just went.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, they're exhausted from running. You've got me

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<v Speaker 3>and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I wasn't there. I was away for work, being

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<v Speaker 2>an absent father earning money.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, that's fair enough. Let me just justify that even

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<v Speaker 1>if you weren't, I think it's fair. Thank you, Break,

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<v Speaker 1>You're a good dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura sent me through a video of the final moments

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<v Speaker 2>before she was handing over the dummies because the dummy

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<v Speaker 2>Fairy was coming that evening. I've sent you that video

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<v Speaker 2>ashes on your phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what? You just don't want to have a

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<v Speaker 1>little watch.

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<v Speaker 2>At Lola finally saying goodbye to her dummies for the

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<v Speaker 2>last time.

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<v Speaker 6>What are you doing, Donal, because I'm a key so

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<v Speaker 6>far chock, Hey, Lola, who's coming tonight? Are you ready

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<v Speaker 6>to say bye bye bye bye dunnies.

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<v Speaker 1>She's definitely got some hidden somewhere that you don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>That you, reckon, she's playing the game with you. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>Molly looks super cute school uniform.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think she's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just being like she's taking it like a chance.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been so mature about.

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<v Speaker 4>It, I know, Lola, and she's manipulated you and gas

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<v Speaker 4>lighted near that.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, she's got some hidden somewhere. Oh my fucking

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<v Speaker 1>it's worth it. Snoop, don't say anything, just snoop around

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<v Speaker 1>and just see because she's given them up way too.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been great night one night too, couple little tears

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<v Speaker 2>but like nothing big, no big candies got ya and

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<v Speaker 2>like where Laura and I going, My god, She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>this has been a breeze. What have we done differently?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's the fact that she's more but we just

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<v Speaker 2>have to wait till the right time.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>But she even said, we put it to bed the

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<v Speaker 2>other night and she goes, do you know what I

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<v Speaker 2>really feel like right now?

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<v Speaker 1>And we're like, what's that. She's like, she's like a

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<v Speaker 1>Winny Reds, just a little dummy.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're like we're like, sorry, honey, you know the

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<v Speaker 2>dummy fairies come and she goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. That's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, better be off to bed, love you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't come in.

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<v Speaker 4>Reckon, she's got your mate, I reckon, she's Look if not,

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<v Speaker 4>if I'm wrong, I hope I'm wrong. If I'm wrong,

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<v Speaker 4>that's great. Is mature, and that is instant matured. But

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<v Speaker 4>you know what child we're talking about, right, because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was going to sit here and say, again, not advice,

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<v Speaker 2>but any parents out there who may be removing the dummy,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you really get a sense that your child

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<v Speaker 2>is not right, just wait it out, wait.

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<v Speaker 4>Till they've figured it out how to trick you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I reckon. We're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>There was at least forty dummies scattered throughout the house. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I would do a deep dive into that bedroom to

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<v Speaker 4>see maybe you could bribe Mali into be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like because they share the bedroom, be like, be fucking honest.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon, Look like I said, If not, that's that's

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<v Speaker 4>a huge turner. We're talking about like Lola, where she

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<v Speaker 4>can love you one second and she's like get off me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because what she sucks you in and then you're like

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<v Speaker 4>come give me countries.

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<v Speaker 1>Like oh no, run away, I'll keep you posted, keep

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<v Speaker 1>me posted on that. What else you got for me?

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<v Speaker 1>But what else forgot for Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I was caught with my pants down, literally bar incrementing

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<v Speaker 4>yourself as no, no, yeah, no, no, no, I'll paint your picture.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me paint you and the listeners of picture. Because

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<v Speaker 4>this is an audio medium, not a visual medium. Please

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<v Speaker 4>just not sure if you knew that.

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<v Speaker 1>So, my bathroom is one of those bathrooms where the

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<v Speaker 1>toilet is separate from the main bathroom. It's in a

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<v Speaker 1>separate room.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I like, do yeah, because it's very you know,

0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:25.520
<v Speaker 2>you stink it up. Someone has to brush their teeth.

0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:26.800
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing worse than brushing your.

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<v Speaker 1>Teeth, That's true. Make a good point. So the point

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<v Speaker 1>I was always like, look, it's a waste of a room.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyway, and then the adjacent door bathroom door. Here

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<v Speaker 4>is the laundry. Yes, and that's where the storage is.

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<v Speaker 4>For anything bathroom laundry related not important, but thank you,

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<v Speaker 4>it is important. It is important to the story. And

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<v Speaker 4>the one of the best things about having kids, Matt

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<v Speaker 4>is when you run in a toilet paper and you go,

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<v Speaker 4>Marley or Oscar, can you get me some toilet paper?

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<v Speaker 1>Run errands for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but no one was home, right, So I've had

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<v Speaker 4>to go in search of toilet paper that's in the laundry.

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<v Speaker 4>So I've opened up the door, pants down, pants a down,

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<v Speaker 4>my ankles, bum pooy.

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<v Speaker 7>Bum, shuffling down the hallway doing the shuffle. Yeah it's

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<v Speaker 7>not down, just to the right. If you listen to

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<v Speaker 7>the start of the story, I apologize. I went in

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<v Speaker 7>there because that's where the toilet is kept. Now the

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<v Speaker 7>next door neighbors are currently having their roof redone.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is a layer that I wasn't expecting, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>a layer of shit you won't expecting anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>So and also, my laundry door is clear like your

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<v Speaker 4>front door. Yeah, completely see through, right, And it just

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<v Speaker 4>so happens that the toilet paper is actually on the

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<v Speaker 4>lower part of the cupboard in the laundry. And I've

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<v Speaker 4>come in, I've shuffled in, I've bent down grabbed a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of rolls of toilet paper because I just want

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<v Speaker 4>to get don't want to get one, don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>be selfish for the next person stood up, turned.

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<v Speaker 1>Around and there is three trade's on the roof with

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<v Speaker 1>who's just had a clear shot of my pooey asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And all I could do at the time,

0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:17.479
<v Speaker 1>all I could think of was just a cheeky thumbs up,

0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:23.760
<v Speaker 1>tucked the toilet paper under my chin and shuffled back

0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:24.480
<v Speaker 1>to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you give him a thumbs up? Did you get

0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:26.879
<v Speaker 2>one back?

0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:30.200
<v Speaker 1>It was just shock. That was just like.

0:22:31.680 --> 0:22:35.000
<v Speaker 4>It was like seven in the morning or something like that.

0:22:35.000 --> 0:22:39.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm ridiculous like that. Anyway, I don't want a story toffee, No,

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<v Speaker 4>do it please? Because that was like that was great.

0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:47.439
<v Speaker 1>That's classic. That's a classic embarrassment. My front door it

0:22:47.600 --> 0:22:48.440
<v Speaker 1>is see through.

0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:53.360
<v Speaker 2>So Lola was up pretty early and she was like, hey, everybody,

0:22:54.040 --> 0:22:57.480
<v Speaker 2>come and look how nice the sunrise is. Because sunrise

0:22:57.560 --> 0:22:59.360
<v Speaker 2>is about like six o'clock at the show or this.

0:23:02.240 --> 0:23:05.400
<v Speaker 2>You're better than that. She was like, come see the sunrise.

0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:06.720
<v Speaker 2>It's beautiful. And it was beautiful.

0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:08.960
<v Speaker 4>It was like a magenta and it would rise like

0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:13.199
<v Speaker 4>your door faces southeast beautiful, beautiful for the sunrise.

0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:15.880
<v Speaker 1>And ocean views. I was in huh ocean views.

0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:19.479
<v Speaker 2>Speaking for highlighting. I was in my undies and normally

0:23:19.480 --> 0:23:24.240
<v Speaker 2>no one's really at that time. Lola was like standing

0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:28.359
<v Speaker 2>on the garage. I then came out to then, because

0:23:28.400 --> 0:23:29.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, you have you just have to keep the

0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:32.719
<v Speaker 2>kids happy. And then I stood out there and I

0:23:32.800 --> 0:23:34.800
<v Speaker 2>was looking, and then the neighbor was getting in his

0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:37.879
<v Speaker 2>car across the road. He looked, was kind of like

0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:40.520
<v Speaker 2>about to look. So I was like, fuck. I went

0:23:40.600 --> 0:23:43.600
<v Speaker 2>to turn around to go back inside. The door had

0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:47.680
<v Speaker 2>shut behind me, so I just turned around, like, fucking

0:23:47.880 --> 0:23:52.960
<v Speaker 2>bomb you face playing. All that was now shut and.

0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:55.439
<v Speaker 4>You would have had those white little undies onto with

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:57.160
<v Speaker 4>the ship stayed down the bag.

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 2>But also, when you get to our Josh.

0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:05.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm no, I'm not falling into our age. I'm still

0:24:05.440 --> 0:24:06.600
<v Speaker 4>early thirties.

0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Like my year old. You're old.

0:24:09.119 --> 0:24:11.119
<v Speaker 2>When you get to you've like you've got bad knees,

0:24:11.200 --> 0:24:12.720
<v Speaker 2>bad hips. When you get to our age and you

0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:15.520
<v Speaker 2>got kids, you don't really care about being seen naked

0:24:15.520 --> 0:24:17.200
<v Speaker 2>as much as when you're like.

0:24:17.000 --> 0:24:22.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, in fact, let's get naked right now, Jesus, like

0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 4>please fucking.

0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Don't hey, just really quickly. You may have seen recently

0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:31.320
<v Speaker 2>I was at movie World. Oh yeah, actually movie World.

0:24:31.400 --> 0:24:34.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go, oh, when was the last time

0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 2>you're at movie World?

0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Fifteen years ago?

0:24:38.280 --> 0:24:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, good, because I can just help you out here.

0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Don't go.

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:44.960
<v Speaker 2>No, it's great. Okay, it's great. It's sick. It's sick,

0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:48.679
<v Speaker 2>like I didn't think sick. It was fully sick. Double

0:24:48.720 --> 0:24:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Shuckers loved it. Yeah, they were like, holy shit, this

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:56.240
<v Speaker 2>is unbelievable. You know, going down that main strip where

0:24:56.240 --> 0:25:01.240
<v Speaker 2>all the characters are and did I have the Batmobile?

0:25:01.320 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Still had the Batmobile. It's different. The Batmobile has changed.

0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:07.919
<v Speaker 2>It was not Do you remember the Batmobile was like

0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:11.440
<v Speaker 2>with Jim Carrey as the Joker. Yeah, that one's not there.

0:25:11.480 --> 0:25:14.399
<v Speaker 1>It's not there. What is it now? Like a Lambeau or.

0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 3>Something pretty like it's souped up just slut slutty.

0:25:19.520 --> 0:25:20.439
<v Speaker 1>Batmo by You need to.

0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Talk about the batmobial like that? Absolutely?

0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Is it like a Lambo or some shit like that.

0:25:24.040 --> 0:25:27.359
<v Speaker 2>It's like cool, it's like a souped up like GT for.

0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:29.640
<v Speaker 1>It's a superw Rex.

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's cool. I Maii went on a first roller coaster,

0:25:33.880 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 2>which is a great experience. Which one it was a

0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Looming Tunes one, okay, Luny Tunes one.

0:25:39.720 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Is she old enough? How old? Yeah? It's high.

0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:45.160
<v Speaker 2>You have to go through and there's like if they're

0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:49.199
<v Speaker 2>over a meter but under one ten. They can go

0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:51.080
<v Speaker 2>on these like bigger rides, but you have to go

0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:52.840
<v Speaker 2>with an adult. They can't go by themselves.

0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:55.600
<v Speaker 1>What do you like with rides? I used to love it.

0:25:56.200 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I used to love it.

0:25:57.240 --> 0:26:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I get pretty motion sickness now, like my my tummy

0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:04.080
<v Speaker 2>gets a bit unsettled.

0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:08.840
<v Speaker 4>Jess's comments are slowly making sense. You're showing your age.

0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Boys. I get motion signs. I get motion signess on

0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:12.960
<v Speaker 1>a swing, dude.

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:17.199
<v Speaker 2>I remember, like when I was a teenager going on

0:26:17.200 --> 0:26:19.960
<v Speaker 2>one of the rollercoasters, like hold on and going on

0:26:20.040 --> 0:26:21.399
<v Speaker 2>like five times in a row at the end of

0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:24.000
<v Speaker 2>the day when it was pretty quiet, and just loving it.

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:26.280
<v Speaker 2>Looney Tunes like there's no loop to loop, there's none

0:26:26.320 --> 0:26:28.760
<v Speaker 2>of that stuff because it's for kids, right, but still

0:26:28.800 --> 0:26:33.639
<v Speaker 2>like it's you know, it's you're moving a lot shaking.

0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:35.440
<v Speaker 1>And the G force. There's a lot of there's a

0:26:35.440 --> 0:26:36.360
<v Speaker 1>lot of g forces.

0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 2>But Marley, she didn't really look at it going She

0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 2>just she was like, I just want to let's do this.

0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:42.480
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, are you sure, and she was

0:26:42.520 --> 0:26:45.239
<v Speaker 2>like fuck yeah, And I was like case. We lined up,

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:47.640
<v Speaker 2>we got there and were we had the option. We're

0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 2>at the front of the queue. Gate open, we could

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:51.840
<v Speaker 2>grab our seats and I was like, do you want

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 2>to go on the front and she was like heck,

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, And I was like ah, and she was

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:03.600
<v Speaker 2>like see sick. And then you were going up the start.

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 2>We kind of go really high, and I was like,

0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 2>she's about to get real kid.

0:27:08.680 --> 0:27:11.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I was sorry, I keep sliding down. You're like

0:27:11.680 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 1>on the floor. Make yourself at home. I slug sorry.

0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 2>And then as soon as we like you kicked off.

0:27:20.320 --> 0:27:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Fucking loved it. She wanted to go back to back.

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:24.720
<v Speaker 2>How could I couldn't because I was queasy.

0:27:24.920 --> 0:27:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Kids kids have got no fear.

0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:32.320
<v Speaker 2>I think, well, Lola was petrified.

0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:34.000
<v Speaker 1>She wouldn't like trying to get it go on in

0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:39.560
<v Speaker 1>the Merry go round. She was like it was just

0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:47.160
<v Speaker 1>like slowly tilting. She was like, stop, get sickness on

0:27:47.280 --> 0:27:47.840
<v Speaker 1>just a swing.

0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:49.879
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember those little cars, I don't even know,

0:27:50.000 --> 0:27:51.679
<v Speaker 2>little cars that you sit on top of the cars

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 2>and they like they like a dodgery car. Yeah, but

0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:56.119
<v Speaker 2>you only go it's like a track.

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, okay, you know you.

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Can't you're at most ten k's an hour. Lola was

0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:04.280
<v Speaker 2>like almost went on those ones and she freaked out

0:28:04.359 --> 0:28:07.880
<v Speaker 2>last minute. So what did she do all day? We went,

0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:10.159
<v Speaker 2>We went to the live action like used to be

0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:11.440
<v Speaker 2>the Police Academy show.

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Lola was like, this is too loud. It's very loud.

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen them behind the scenes of that. That's sick.

0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:20.200
<v Speaker 1>It is, it's sick, sick.

0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 2>But one thing I noticed again this is I just

0:28:22.280 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 2>want to manage your expectations.

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:25.160
<v Speaker 1>I remember being there.

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:29.720
<v Speaker 2>As a kid and it being enormous, like it took

0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 2>the whole day to explore everything.

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:36.199
<v Speaker 1>Is that not the case? It's shrunk. Do I think

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:37.680
<v Speaker 1>you've gotten bigger? Yes?

0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Thank you a fucking idiot.

0:28:42.960 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Ouch that hurts. But so what what do you mean?

0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:49.160
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you've got Yeah, it's like you

0:28:49.200 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 1>know when you're in primary school and you see the

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:53.040
<v Speaker 1>high school kauds, like fuck, they're huge, And now you

0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:54.720
<v Speaker 1>look at the primary school the high school kids and

0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 1>you're like, I'll take I probably still couldn't, but it's like, yeah, yeah,

0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:03.680
<v Speaker 1>I get it. But like it to Lola and Marley,

0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:08.680
<v Speaker 1>it is huge. Absolutely, So it's shrunk. It's small. Yeah,

0:29:08.840 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 1>it was weak. They just got one strip, the one strip.

0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been to Disneyland? No, you'd never been

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:19.600
<v Speaker 1>to a Disneyland before. Oh all right, money bags.

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:25.360
<v Speaker 4>No, I went to Disneyland in Paris after we had

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:28.760
<v Speaker 4>caveat for breakfast and we spoke at the French last

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:29.920
<v Speaker 4>the other half live.

0:29:30.320 --> 0:29:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Yes, before kids. Actually we found out we were pregnant

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 1>a week before we had to go, so we couldn't

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 1>go on any fucking right. Need your last story.

0:29:37.040 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 4>But that's again, okay, thank you, thanks Oscar. Anyway, Um, yeah,

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 4>we're gonna go because we're going to the Goldie next

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 4>month for Easter.

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:49.240
<v Speaker 1>What was was a Disneyland story. It's huge. Okay, so

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I think it's great.

0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 2>It was great, but yeah, just be prepared for the

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 2>fact that your memory of it will be so different.

0:29:58.280 --> 0:30:02.600
<v Speaker 3>To you going there as an adult. I've just received

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 3>a message, Oscar. He has placed ninth in cross country.

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>His shoe fell off. I didn't know that he had

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 1>to run a kilometer dude, this morning.

0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 2>I didn't think they let kids that age.

0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cross country April. It was really sad because there's

0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:24.120
<v Speaker 1>so many kids running and crying.

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure when my kids go to school, they're

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>not allowed till grade three to do cross country.

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Apparently the grade three kids were the most upset. April

0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:38.920
<v Speaker 4>was like Oscar loved it is. Shoe just fell off.

0:30:40.000 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 4>And we've been practicing not not can I just not

0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 4>the running part.

0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. We've been practicing the what to

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:47.760
<v Speaker 1>do if you win or if you lose, which is

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 1>shake everyone's hands. A good race regardless. I'm a good dad,

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 1>such a good dad. Thank you. Did he have the

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:58.760
<v Speaker 1>bel grows shoes or a lace up? They were? They

0:30:58.760 --> 0:31:01.240
<v Speaker 1>were the lay with the velcove so that you don't

0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:03.720
<v Speaker 1>actually do. They were like the ship. It's still she

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:06.680
<v Speaker 1>came off, come flying off. Apparently he made run. He

0:31:06.760 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 1>was hitting it with pace. So I'll let you gether.

0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll let you have that one. I get out of

0:31:14.520 --> 0:31:17.960
<v Speaker 1>how many kids? Nine? No, I think there's like ninety

0:31:18.040 --> 0:31:21.280
<v Speaker 1>kids in there. Ninety kids. He's got like four full classes.

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Ninety kids. Holy shit, that would have been carnage. Yeah,

0:31:26.640 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 2>did ninety kids run it?

0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeh, that's just in their grade. Kids that they lose.

0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:35.320
<v Speaker 4>Eighty one of them was the last one that I'm

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:36.480
<v Speaker 4>surprised he came ninth.

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 1>He's been he's been really like trained for.

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 4>It, a little bit like just like running, get you

0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:46.400
<v Speaker 4>down to be here four hundred times. No, but he

0:31:46.760 --> 0:31:49.880
<v Speaker 4>a kilometer. Yeah, he was pumped for it. Apparently he

0:31:49.920 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 4>was really stoked with the top ten, top ten, top ten.

0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, especially if you you know shoeless.

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 2>You were a fast kid, I've been told growing up.

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I was quick over short distances. You're a sprinting not

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:02.880
<v Speaker 1>a marathon runner.

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in my heat, I look forward to the next

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 2>athletics day where we can see Oscar in his pet

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:10.480
<v Speaker 2>event one hundred.

0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Would Mary your school do athletics at that age or not?

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Good question? Glad you asked. I don't know.

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:18.560
<v Speaker 4>You should find it. What about swimming carnival? Masy swim

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:20.720
<v Speaker 4>on her own? What is going on kids growing up?

0:32:20.760 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Anyway?

0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:25.760
<v Speaker 5>Moving on, time for lights, Tell me Love, tell me

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:32.120
<v Speaker 5>little live Matt.

0:32:32.160 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Would you like to go first? To go first? Okay?

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 1>This one's from Crystal. Crystal congratulations.

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 4>So if you lie does get read out, you do

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 4>get the choice of either a Maddie j or an

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:44.560
<v Speaker 4>ash stuffed toy.

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I did see that the last few that went out

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:49.720
<v Speaker 2>were actually ash toys.

0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how does that make you feel? Yeah, the nervous

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:59.320
<v Speaker 1>little voice. This one's from Crystal.

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 4>My daughter think that the TV remote works better if

0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:04.560
<v Speaker 4>she's extra polite when asking for a shot.

0:33:07.560 --> 0:33:08.040
<v Speaker 1>That's good.

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I've actually got ash a recording of a lie.

0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh this is new yeah hotline.

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, guess who it is? Coming back with another big lie?

0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Donner and more.

0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Guess we had a big lie last week gang busteres

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 2>on Social.

0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 1>We Go.

0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:33.440
<v Speaker 2>So Nana Ellie told the lie about the PlayStation rented.

0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:35.880
<v Speaker 2>We actually owned it. This morning, I said, you wouldn't

0:33:35.880 --> 0:33:38.040
<v Speaker 2>believe it. NA one point six million views that video

0:33:38.160 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 2>has and she was pumped.

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 4>Oh, she'd be fro no wonder she's asking fucking cruise

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<v Speaker 4>lines for work.

0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:47.480
<v Speaker 2>And people in the comments were like, who is this?

0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Genius is? Who's Ellie?

0:33:49.520 --> 0:33:54.200
<v Speaker 2>And we want more? So this is another lie that

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<v Speaker 2>we have from Ellie.

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<v Speaker 1>God. I hope it does as well second time round.

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<v Speaker 8>The PlayStation wasn't the only thing I lied about. You

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 8>were too young. But the other two were being silly

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:12.480
<v Speaker 8>in the lounge and they knocked the television and it smashed.

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I said, that's it.

0:34:13.600 --> 0:34:16.440
<v Speaker 8>We don't have a television now and I'm not replacing it.

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 8>But I did replace it with a small television that

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:23.719
<v Speaker 8>I kept in my wardrobe.

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:25.359
<v Speaker 1>When you've gone to bed.

0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 8>I went to my room and I could turn it

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:33.799
<v Speaker 8>on and watch what I wanted to watch. And you

0:34:34.000 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 8>just thought you didn't have a television.

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:44.319
<v Speaker 1>She's a fucking genius. Oh how much does she have

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:47.319
<v Speaker 1>in the vall? She's a cruel mistress, she is. That's

0:34:47.360 --> 0:34:50.200
<v Speaker 1>the equival of like, yeah, she's just gone off to

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:52.560
<v Speaker 1>her room to sneakily watch TV without you.

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of work though, having to put the

0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:56.040
<v Speaker 2>little TV back up.

0:34:57.040 --> 0:34:58.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean it all makes you think what else she

0:34:58.840 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 1>was hiding from you?

0:34:59.760 --> 0:35:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So each week I'm just going to pull into

0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 2>a lie out of Ellie and bring out some childhood trauma.

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Does she want a stuffed ash doll? She deserves?

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:13.319
<v Speaker 4>That is good year, She's very good. I've got another one, Matt.

0:35:13.960 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 4>This one's from Jazz Mim also winner this week. Husband

0:35:17.040 --> 0:35:20.520
<v Speaker 4>came home drunk one night, had a boy and said

0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:23.240
<v Speaker 4>he drank too much juice and now kids are afraid

0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:29.799
<v Speaker 4>to drink the old drunk on apple juice trick. I've

0:35:29.840 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 4>heard that before. That's good. What else you got for me?

0:35:33.160 --> 0:35:33.520
<v Speaker 1>I go on?

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:40.319
<v Speaker 2>This is from Treaty Treaty tricky names this week.

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying tricky. I don't want to name Shane.

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to name Shamee. But when are we

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:52.800
<v Speaker 1>going to get the Luke James BOMBI bloke Okay from Tretty.

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:55.720
<v Speaker 2>It says I told my toddler that if they pressed

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:58.759
<v Speaker 2>the elevator button too many times, the elevator will get

0:35:58.800 --> 0:36:01.319
<v Speaker 2>dizzy and refuse used to take anyone up.

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:05.000
<v Speaker 4>It's like when I was a kid and my parents

0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:07.319
<v Speaker 4>would be like, don't press the crossing the street thing

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:07.880
<v Speaker 4>what they call it?

0:36:07.960 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Fucking heal?

0:36:09.640 --> 0:36:12.040
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, the one with the button the

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:12.840
<v Speaker 4>traffic light crossing?

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:14.120
<v Speaker 1>What do you call that traffic light?

0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 4>There's got to be a simpler name than that. I

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 4>feel like I'm tripping over that, Like the traffic light crossing.

0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:20.880
<v Speaker 4>You don't press it too many times. Every time you

0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:24.120
<v Speaker 4>press it charges you. No, no, it charges you like

0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:26.319
<v Speaker 4>fifteen cents, and then they send you a bill.

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:28.239
<v Speaker 1>So she like, just press it once. Who told you that?

0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 1>My mum? No, my nan with all the spoons, yeah yeah,

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:37.040
<v Speaker 1>with the spoon trine. Do you believe it? Yeah, I

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 1>still believe it. I press it once. I've just worked

0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:45.239
<v Speaker 1>out that I'm an idiot. Okay, I love it. List

0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:48.200
<v Speaker 1>of questions, Listen to questions. Do you want to start this?

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 1>You start?

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<v Speaker 4>You start? Okay about this? One's from anonymous Strange Names

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:54.400
<v Speaker 4>this week.

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:55.839
<v Speaker 1>Mum of a one.

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:58.919
<v Speaker 4>Year old Here, huge fight with my partner last night.

0:36:59.160 --> 0:37:02.400
<v Speaker 4>He says we spend no time together, our relationship is

0:37:02.440 --> 0:37:06.080
<v Speaker 4>non existent, and we no longer have fun. He's not

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:09.400
<v Speaker 4>wrong in some ways, we've both been focusing on getting

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:13.400
<v Speaker 4>back to ourselves after becoming parents, or so, I thought.

0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:17.520
<v Speaker 4>Do you have any rituals for spending time with your past?

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Rituals? Sex, I'm a child. I'm just a child first

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:24.719
<v Speaker 1>and foremost. Go on.

0:37:27.760 --> 0:37:32.680
<v Speaker 2>I think it is very natural as parents, with any

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 2>number of children, that you have periods where you feel

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 2>a bit disconnected from your partners.

0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:41.680
<v Speaker 1>A roommate like a roommate phase. Do you know how

0:37:41.719 --> 0:37:44.120
<v Speaker 1>old the kids are? No, that's one year old? Did

0:37:44.160 --> 0:37:52.000
<v Speaker 1>you say one year old? Yes? Fuck like dude? Can

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 1>you remember how hard it was with a one year old? Yeah?

0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I forgot? I had to do

0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:59.959
<v Speaker 2>disinfect like the teats of Bob?

0:38:00.320 --> 0:38:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that ship? I didn't know?

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 8>Oh?

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Not by hand? Did you put in one of those

0:38:05.640 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 1>things and checked in the microwave. You're putting plastic in

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:11.200
<v Speaker 1>the microwave. No, they go in like a special. They

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>go in a special. Parents will back me up. I

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 1>swear to God. Google it. It's like a It's like

0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:19.840
<v Speaker 1>a container. You put a little bit of water and

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>it's sterilize. You chuck it in the microwave and it

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 1>peats up and its sterilized. It like boiling water.

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 2>Microplastics. Does that mean anything to you?

0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:31.879
<v Speaker 4>Obviously not, bro. My kids are just full of microplastics.

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.680
<v Speaker 4>They're gonna get their blood filleded one day, so I

0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:36.839
<v Speaker 4>shouldn't attack I mean attacking you this day. Yeah, but

0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:40.080
<v Speaker 4>I appreciate it. I have keeps me on my toes.

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:41.400
<v Speaker 4>I've acknowledged it.

0:38:41.440 --> 0:38:44.359
<v Speaker 1>So for first and foremost continue one year old.

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:46.279
<v Speaker 2>It's like that is that you're in the eye of

0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:49.279
<v Speaker 2>the storm. That is a tricky position to be in.

0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:52.080
<v Speaker 4>I think it's there coming out of the trickiest position.

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:54.360
<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean, because that's what you're saying. Yeah,

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:55.680
<v Speaker 4>like that that age.

0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Yes, don't get me wrong, Still tricky and for some

0:38:58.080 --> 0:38:59.200
<v Speaker 1>it's trickier.

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:02.080
<v Speaker 4>That whole leading up to one. No wonder you're not

0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:04.240
<v Speaker 4>fucking hanging out with each other you probably hate each.

0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:07.759
<v Speaker 2>Other everyone on the surface, Yes, did everyone with a

0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:10.640
<v Speaker 2>one year old. Every couple hates each other at that

0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 2>period of life, and.

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 1>If they don't, they're fucking lying. No one is thriving.

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 2>You may thrive for the blink of an eye, but

0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:21.319
<v Speaker 2>then the majority of the time you're just trying to

0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:24.600
<v Speaker 2>stay alive. You just get your head above water. That's

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:27.879
<v Speaker 2>the reality. I think anyone who was like, oh wow,

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:31.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't really have, like my relationship is not cranking

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:34.840
<v Speaker 2>with one year old, I'm like, it should that shouldn't.

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:37.360
<v Speaker 4>It shouldn't be cranking. If it's cranking, that kid's being neglected.

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:38.919
<v Speaker 4>It's hungry, all.

0:39:38.880 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Right, keep controld alive. I think also, and we say

0:39:42.640 --> 0:39:44.319
<v Speaker 1>we're not going to give it any advice, but we're

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:47.239
<v Speaker 1>both married, we both have two kids. I think we're both.

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:49.160
<v Speaker 4>In a position we could give a little bit of

0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:51.279
<v Speaker 4>advice that has worked potentially for us.

0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready for it. Give yourselves a fucking break. Actually, sorry, continue, shut.

0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:01.439
<v Speaker 4>You up, don't go so hard on yourselves, and don't

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:02.440
<v Speaker 4>put too much pressure.

0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:04.479
<v Speaker 1>There's so much time for you to get that back.

0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Is that they am I wrong? Yes? Go on, Okay,

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 1>put more pressure on yourself.

0:40:11.680 --> 0:40:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Is that what you're saying, Get get ready, give the

0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:22.040
<v Speaker 2>mom a break. Okay, yes, okay, Because I I I

0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:23.839
<v Speaker 2>was was shit with.

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:24.399
<v Speaker 1>A one year old.

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I was still in that mindset of like, oh, mom's

0:40:27.800 --> 0:40:30.880
<v Speaker 2>got it, you know, because newborn's up until three four months,

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Mum and newborn, they are attached at the hip slash

0:40:33.920 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 2>boob and.

0:40:36.480 --> 0:40:37.200
<v Speaker 1>One year old.

0:40:39.640 --> 0:40:42.719
<v Speaker 2>There were one year old is when dads like that

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 2>can really start taking on a lot more so. I

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:49.960
<v Speaker 2>think I think it's hard to think about being sexy

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 2>and romantic and wanting to have all that type of

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:55.440
<v Speaker 2>business going on when you know the house is a

0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:57.160
<v Speaker 2>mess and you're trying to deal with a little child.

0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:59.319
<v Speaker 1>So my best advice is.

0:41:00.920 --> 0:41:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Any dad's out there who think my relationship is not

0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 2>being prioritized, just like clean that house, dude, take a

0:41:08.120 --> 0:41:10.239
<v Speaker 2>day off work, call and sink to work, and just

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:13.040
<v Speaker 2>like clean the house, do the washing, mop the vacuum,

0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:13.800
<v Speaker 2>mop the floor.

0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:15.799
<v Speaker 1>A little bit of your player is going to go

0:41:15.840 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 1>a long way.

0:41:17.360 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 4>Please refer to the two thousand and twenty three calendar

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:22.680
<v Speaker 4>that we did plugg.

0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Very much out of date. That's my advice.

0:41:26.040 --> 0:41:28.719
<v Speaker 4>I think that's that's pretty solid, but I would just

0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:32.600
<v Speaker 4>attack on the top of that that if you are mum,

0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:36.120
<v Speaker 4>don't try and force that advice onto them, because it

0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:37.120
<v Speaker 4>could you know what I.

0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Mean, Like if you're like, why don't you clean the

0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:40.280
<v Speaker 1>house anymore? It might make it worse.

0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Don't you know fucking talent to clean the house?

0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Are you going with your going with full?

0:41:45.520 --> 0:41:48.160
<v Speaker 4>Tell them I think by what I like what you

0:41:48.160 --> 0:41:52.239
<v Speaker 4>said was then if your dad right, just just go

0:41:52.320 --> 0:41:52.799
<v Speaker 4>and do it?

0:41:53.520 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, I like that. Be proactive, be there

0:41:57.880 --> 0:41:58.279
<v Speaker 1>he is.

0:41:58.640 --> 0:42:02.360
<v Speaker 4>That's to hear because it's it's like for me personally,

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:07.760
<v Speaker 4>if I would prefer to be proactive and do those

0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:11.200
<v Speaker 4>sort of things, then to be told go and do it,

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:11.799
<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean.

0:42:12.000 --> 0:42:14.120
<v Speaker 2>No one enjoys a gift they asked for, not that

0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:15.120
<v Speaker 2>doing exactly what.

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 1>You're just full of good words right now. I'm not

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 1>going to stop it. You got the apple juice? It

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:26.239
<v Speaker 1>was the apple juice out of date? Okay, question for

0:42:26.280 --> 0:42:27.200
<v Speaker 1>you again.

0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:30.560
<v Speaker 4>Don't put too much pressure on the relationship, right yes,

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 4>because no one is. I know, we joke, we laugh.

0:42:34.400 --> 0:42:36.400
<v Speaker 4>Everyone fucking hates each other at that stage.

0:42:36.480 --> 0:42:38.799
<v Speaker 2>Life with a two year old is a lot better

0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:39.960
<v Speaker 2>than life for the one year old.

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:42.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure, they're given back way more.

0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Give me a toddler any day of the week. Newborns

0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:52.520
<v Speaker 2>question for you, Ash go, This is from Okay, not important.

0:42:53.400 --> 0:42:56.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's not fair. No, it's not important. We're sick

0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 1>of names today.

0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:59.879
<v Speaker 2>Actually this one, this one came from producer Jass.

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 1>The Facebook group got a great response. Do you mean

0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 1>just with no kids? Yeah? Okay, I'm asking the question

0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:07.600
<v Speaker 1>now to you, Ash.

0:43:07.640 --> 0:43:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Have a sip your popper, very good, Yeah, get that

0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:14.160
<v Speaker 2>juice in you because it's it's like gasoline. What are

0:43:14.239 --> 0:43:17.280
<v Speaker 2>your top three kids shows that aren't annoying to watch

0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 2>as an adult?

0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Good question.

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Let's start with number three down the bottom.

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:28.319
<v Speaker 4>Okay, number three down the bottom is a show called Little.

0:43:28.080 --> 0:43:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Lunch, sort of like a primary school mockumentary.

0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I have seen that. It's interesting.

0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:36.000
<v Speaker 1>It's sort of like similar to like The Office, but

0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:39.800
<v Speaker 1>the kids, kids, kids love it, love it.

0:43:39.719 --> 0:43:41.719
<v Speaker 4>And do you know what it's a And we're just

0:43:41.760 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 4>going to give some more advice here. If your kid's

0:43:44.120 --> 0:43:47.080
<v Speaker 4>going to start school, get them onto that show because.

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:51.160
<v Speaker 2>It really does really hangs the picture of what school life.

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:53.960
<v Speaker 4>And anyone that has said because you'd go through, and

0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:55.960
<v Speaker 4>you'd be going through the same thing when you're talking

0:43:56.000 --> 0:43:58.520
<v Speaker 4>to parents in the same class or same grade as

0:43:58.520 --> 0:43:58.839
<v Speaker 4>your kid.

0:43:58.880 --> 0:44:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Now, how's Marlin going? Like has she adjusting? And it's

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:03.640
<v Speaker 1>like either you know, good or a couple of days

0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:05.480
<v Speaker 1>for you're bad or blah blah blah blah.

0:44:05.680 --> 0:44:07.959
<v Speaker 4>During those first couple of weeks, people were like, how's

0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:10.479
<v Speaker 4>Oscar and like April would be like, yeah, yeah, good,

0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:13.000
<v Speaker 4>and they're like, oh, look, you know Parry or Billy

0:44:13.080 --> 0:44:14.960
<v Speaker 4>or whatever it is struggling a little bit, and it

0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 4>was like, do you know what my kid's froth?

0:44:16.520 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 1>It really helped Oscar is Yeah, I love it.

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Great characters, great writing, scripting, and that is lah very good.

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:23.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:44:23.880 --> 0:44:26.640
<v Speaker 2>My number three is I'm going to go with play

0:44:26.680 --> 0:44:28.600
<v Speaker 2>School a classic?

0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Is it because you've been on Play School?

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 2>No, don't be okay, don't be like at all? Why

0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:35.080
<v Speaker 2>would you even suggest.

0:44:34.840 --> 0:44:37.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be on PLA what? No, not made

0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 1>that up? See that? See that? Se see that? Did

0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:43.680
<v Speaker 1>you see that? And that's going to be on camera too?

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:46.200
<v Speaker 1>There he is. I think I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 4>I think like it's one of the bit more bearable

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<v Speaker 4>nursery rhymes sort.

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<v Speaker 1>Of great show, beautiful, love it plenty when.

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<v Speaker 4>You're on it, turn it straight off. Didn't you read

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<v Speaker 4>a book to Buster or you just had Buster.

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<v Speaker 1>And you read I've read many books. Ash, it's been nice.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>My number two is a sung songs. You don't sing

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<v Speaker 1>around me?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, but this is not about me, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember the all.

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<v Speaker 4>Three of these shows, the shows you've been on. My

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<v Speaker 4>next one is have you seen It's unbearable?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? My number two, my NU two a show called

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<v Speaker 1>zig and Shark? Wow? What's that? And I'm just going

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<v Speaker 1>to preface.

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<v Speaker 4>This really quickly with saying I'm a real big fan

0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:38.600
<v Speaker 4>of shows that there's no character talk like ping very

0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:42.000
<v Speaker 4>much like pingu talking in kids shows is so fucking annoying,

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<v Speaker 4>like coca melon?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck me, what's your So it seems to be it

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a little beaver sort of thing and starfish

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<v Speaker 4>Ziggy and zig and Shark.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so picture this cartoons an I made it. It

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<v Speaker 1>is a small bee like character.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not specific on what animal that is, sure, and

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<v Speaker 4>a shark and that's sort of like a Tom and

0:46:07.600 --> 0:46:12.520
<v Speaker 4>Jerry situation where one's after the other at some point.

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<v Speaker 4>Each episode might be a little bit different, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>always set on a cruise ship. It's really weird and specific,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's sort of a bit goes back to like

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<v Speaker 4>ren and stimpy, sort of remember that, like that sort

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<v Speaker 4>of animation.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. I'm going to you're selling it to

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<v Speaker 1>me and I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Number two for me, I'm going Blue.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up for? I think Nick Cody put it really

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<v Speaker 1>simply go on.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, there or everyone gets so self obsessed with

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<v Speaker 4>how they parent based off the parents on Bluey And

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<v Speaker 4>then he says, that's because they're seven minute episodes. You

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<v Speaker 4>could be a good parent for seven minutes. So I

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<v Speaker 4>think I like the premise of that every Blue episode

0:46:56.440 --> 0:46:57.120
<v Speaker 4>can be for.

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<v Speaker 1>An adult as well, and I like it.

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:01.759
<v Speaker 4>There can put your heart strings a bit, but I

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<v Speaker 4>think too many of them, I start to feel like

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<v Speaker 4>my parenting shit fair because they are They're always end

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<v Speaker 4>up being such good parents in it.

0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:14.239
<v Speaker 1>Can't they shit the bed once or twice? Like they

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<v Speaker 1>are dogs?

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<v Speaker 2>Like if the creators of Bluies are watching this or

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<v Speaker 2>listening to this, please.

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<v Speaker 4>They've got those mini episodes, they're already seven minutes. Now,

0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:25.680
<v Speaker 4>I've got to see parents be very good parents for

0:47:25.719 --> 0:47:28.839
<v Speaker 4>the last minutes. I love it, don't I don't love it,

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<v Speaker 4>love it, but I don't not like watching number one.

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<v Speaker 4>Number one is a show once again no talking. It's

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<v Speaker 4>called Mighty Beam.

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<v Speaker 2>I've not heard of this one, so it's like a similar.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's a bit more animated opposed to like cartoon.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense.

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:49.239
<v Speaker 4>So when I say animated, like say Shrek animated, right, right,

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:51.319
<v Speaker 4>A bit more like that, but same thing.

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:52.280
<v Speaker 1>There's no talking.

0:47:52.320 --> 0:47:57.240
<v Speaker 4>It's just a lot of like it's about a small child, yep, baby.

0:47:57.320 --> 0:47:59.880
<v Speaker 1>I think it's set in like India or something like that.

0:48:00.000 --> 0:48:04.040
<v Speaker 1>It's very enxotic, very exotic. The child has like super strength, right,

0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:06.719
<v Speaker 1>and it sort of gets itself into all sorts of

0:48:06.800 --> 0:48:10.240
<v Speaker 1>situations without any talking. It's all like music and emotion.

0:48:10.960 --> 0:48:12.239
<v Speaker 1>But it's like one of those ones you can just

0:48:12.239 --> 0:48:13.920
<v Speaker 1>pop on and you can just sit there and the

0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:15.880
<v Speaker 1>kids love it and it doesn't annoy the fuck out

0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:16.040
<v Speaker 1>of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have to check it out. My number one is let.

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<v Speaker 1>Me just blewie, wasn't your number one? I'm intrigued, Okay.

0:48:22.080 --> 0:48:23.719
<v Speaker 2>I watched this one back in the day through my

0:48:23.760 --> 0:48:26.680
<v Speaker 2>sister her kids used to love this show. My girls

0:48:26.680 --> 0:48:27.960
<v Speaker 2>have just started watching it.

0:48:28.280 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Come on, So if it's around from when we are,

0:48:31.040 --> 0:48:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna know it surely.

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Nor my sister's kids, who are like, oh yeah, eldest

0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:39.360
<v Speaker 2>is now like eight or nine, so now outgrown this show.

0:48:39.520 --> 0:48:41.839
<v Speaker 2>But my kids now started watching it.

0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:43.439
<v Speaker 1>They love it. I also love it.

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:46.520
<v Speaker 2>It's called Katie's Amazing Machines.

0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Never heard of it, dude, do you tell it? Sell it?

0:48:50.360 --> 0:48:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Do yourself a favorite Katie.

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:54.839
<v Speaker 4>If you if you're pitching it to me, I'm going

0:48:54.920 --> 0:48:56.440
<v Speaker 4>to invest in it, give it to me.

0:48:56.480 --> 0:49:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Katie is obsult, please moving on. I'm pretty sure

0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:04.959
<v Speaker 2>her main job is she's like a rally car.

0:49:04.960 --> 0:49:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Driver, Lady of the Night. She's a rally car driver.

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:11.600
<v Speaker 2>She's like a professional race car driver, and she goes

0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:16.480
<v Speaker 2>around each episode she just checks out these awesome machines

0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:23.360
<v Speaker 2>that move so like speedboats, motorbikes, like excavators, and she

0:49:23.520 --> 0:49:24.400
<v Speaker 2>just drives them.

0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:25.400
<v Speaker 1>Is it animated?

0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Katie's a real dry, like a blippy yeah.

0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but she's but she's cool. She's just like, hey,

0:49:32.120 --> 0:49:32.560
<v Speaker 1>what's up.

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:34.960
<v Speaker 2>I like to drive things and like go fast, So

0:49:34.960 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 2>what are we checking out today?

0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:38.439
<v Speaker 1>A speed note, send me the link to this because

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar will for all absolutely.

0:49:40.320 --> 0:49:43.399
<v Speaker 2>And then she talks about like how that machine, how

0:49:43.440 --> 0:49:45.680
<v Speaker 2>that bit of equipment works, like an excavator. She'd be like,

0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:48.200
<v Speaker 2>let's see how fast it goes, and she gets pretty slow,

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:50.120
<v Speaker 2>but it can do this and like digs holes.

0:49:50.840 --> 0:49:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So, yeah, is it on? What's it on?

0:49:54.040 --> 0:49:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll watch it on ABC Kids. But then as well,

0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:58.799
<v Speaker 2>she'll also have someone who's an expert. So if she's said,

0:49:58.840 --> 0:50:03.239
<v Speaker 2>like a motorbike, I have a motor byclist, well said

0:50:03.239 --> 0:50:04.920
<v Speaker 2>thank you, and he'll do wheelies and she'd be like

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:06.759
<v Speaker 2>that's so cool, and he'll try and teach her something.

0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:09.120
<v Speaker 1>But she's very good. She can drive anything that's correct,

0:50:09.160 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 1>like a bomb. You can drive anything anything. I've not

0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:15.160
<v Speaker 1>seen it. There's no aeroplane. I've seen a fly. Shut up, Yeah,

0:50:15.239 --> 0:50:17.000
<v Speaker 1>send it over. I want to. I want to show

0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Oscar because we're going to be Katie's amazing. What are

0:50:20.160 --> 0:50:22.600
<v Speaker 1>your thoughts on Blippy? Yeah, he's a bit much. Do

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:26.040
<v Speaker 1>you know the origin story of Blippy? You don't know

0:50:26.120 --> 0:50:29.120
<v Speaker 1>the origin story. I think we've spoken about this for jest.

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<v Speaker 4>He shout his bed, and yeah, no, no, no, didn't

0:50:31.880 --> 0:50:35.600
<v Speaker 4>shoot his bad You know that trend, the Harlem shake

0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:38.520
<v Speaker 4>where it would cut to like them dancing crazy?

0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:42.120
<v Speaker 1>He diar read on his friend's face. That's how it's

0:50:42.160 --> 0:50:46.120
<v Speaker 1>not true. It is true, It is true, It is true.

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Show me that it is true, Jessica, get that up right.

0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:50.080
<v Speaker 1>This is before Blippy before.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear you guys talk about Blippy

0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:54.680
<v Speaker 2>in this way without giving some kind of evidence it is.

0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:58.160
<v Speaker 1>It is factual. I'm giving you fat can we do?

0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:00.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't need lawyers in our case. This is defamation

0:51:01.360 --> 0:51:02.480
<v Speaker 2>in the highest regard.

0:51:02.960 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 1>We shouldn't have shot on his mate's face, and I

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have.

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<v Speaker 2>To fame him after this record finding the footage, I

0:51:07.400 --> 0:51:09.880
<v Speaker 2>will find you. If anyone else has this footage, please

0:51:10.200 --> 0:51:10.799
<v Speaker 2>send it to us.

0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 4>If anyone else has any TV suggestions that's not going

0:51:13.160 --> 0:51:14.880
<v Speaker 4>to drive a parent crazy.

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Please let us know absolutely any lies, any questions, you

0:51:18.520 --> 0:51:20.880
<v Speaker 2>may always always send them to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Say that every week about everything must go well.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't want people to be disappointed. We only

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<v Speaker 2>have a couple remaining, okay them.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be disappointed. Yeah with the shirt. We they're all

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