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Speaker 1: Put it in one of your fifteen bedrooms. It's nice.

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Speaker 1: Should we do this moving forward? Do you think we'll

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, Twods.

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Speaker 1: I'm Maddy Jay and I'm Ash and this is a

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Speaker 2: And if you've come for advice, stop stop. Pull the

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Speaker 2: don't want to put any pressure on us, Ash, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want TOI though, But but I don't

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happened. It was a fucking mess

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Speaker 1: Why was she limping if she had a saw tooth?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, what if she had something wrong with it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, someone put a comment They were like, Ash, ten

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Speaker 2: You made it sound like you were. Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: I'm not putting pressure on us because it was chaos.

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Speaker 1: Then I couldn't sleep that night. I couldn't sleep. I

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Speaker 2: And it was a nightmare because sometimes she wanted one

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Speaker 2: Get all the same color. Yes, yes, actually that's such

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Speaker 1: But she's not a thumbsucker? Is she doesn't know it?

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Speaker 1: This is her last birthday.

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Speaker 2: Literally we went before, we've been planning the seed. And

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Speaker 1: She's matured a lot. Was humoring you.

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Speaker 2: No, she was like she was kind of like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Her teeth if she bites down, her front teeth

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Because I met a kid in Bali or a

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Speaker 4: I met a mom who she was with her kids

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Speaker 1: And my wife April goes, yeah, that's from a dummy.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I hadn't noticed it with Lola though.

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Speaker 2: They kind of say from the age of four, like

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So Laura and I were kind of like, fuck, we've

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Speaker 2: She kind of she got it. She got it. She

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Speaker 1: But did you show a picture of deformed teeth? Like

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Speaker 2: I was away for work on Monday. Must be nice, okay.

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Speaker 2: And that happened to be the end of the ten

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Speaker 1: Did you go to the airport and what time was

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Speaker 1: your actual life? I was on time. So many people

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Speaker 2: Also a few people were like, do the same thing,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon April does it. She's like, oh my

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they parked the car around the want before going

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Speaker 1: We will do it.

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Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: I have to come back to that one. I have

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Speaker 2: So we were like, Lola, time is up. We got

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Speaker 2: to hand over the dummies. Dummy Fairy is coming, Dummy

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Speaker 2: Fairy is coming tonight, and she was like.

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Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. Wow.

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Speaker 2: It was like someone who had been on the run

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Speaker 3: You know what, they're exhausted from running. You've got me

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Speaker 3: and that's it.

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Speaker 1: It's done.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I wasn't there. I was away for work, being

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Speaker 1: Right, that's fair enough. Let me just justify that even

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Speaker 1: if you weren't, I think it's fair. Thank you, Break,

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Speaker 1: You're a good dad.

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Speaker 2: Laura sent me through a video of the final moments

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Speaker 2: Fairy was coming that evening. I've sent you that video

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Speaker 2: ashes on your phone?

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Speaker 1: Is that what? You just don't want to have a

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Speaker 2: At Lola finally saying goodbye to her dummies for the

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Speaker 6: What are you doing, Donal, because I'm a key so

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Speaker 6: far chock, Hey, Lola, who's coming tonight? Are you ready

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Speaker 1: She's definitely got some hidden somewhere that you don't know.

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Speaker 4: That you, reckon, she's playing the game with you. Also,

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Speaker 4: Molly looks super cute school uniform.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Do you think she's.

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Speaker 2: Just being like she's taking it like a chance.

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Speaker 1: She's been so mature about.

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Speaker 4: It, I know, Lola, and she's manipulated you and gas

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Speaker 1: I reckon, she's got some hidden somewhere. Oh my fucking

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Speaker 1: it's worth it. Snoop, don't say anything, just snoop around

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Speaker 1: and just see because she's given them up way too.

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Speaker 2: She's been great night one night too, couple little tears

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Speaker 2: but like nothing big, no big candies got ya and

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Speaker 2: like where Laura and I going, My god, She's like,

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's the fact that she's more but we just

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Speaker 1: I don't want to.

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Speaker 2: But she even said, we put it to bed the

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Speaker 1: And we're like, what's that. She's like, she's like a

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Speaker 2: And we're like we're like, sorry, honey, you know the

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Speaker 1: I get it. That's fun.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, better be off to bed, love you guys.

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Speaker 1: Don't come in.

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Speaker 4: Reckon, she's got your mate, I reckon, she's Look if not,

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Speaker 4: if I'm wrong, I hope I'm wrong. If I'm wrong,

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Speaker 2: Was going to sit here and say, again, not advice,

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Speaker 2: but any parents out there who may be removing the dummy,

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Speaker 2: and if you really get a sense that your child

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Speaker 4: Till they've figured it out how to trick you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I reckon. We're talking about.

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Speaker 2: There was at least forty dummies scattered throughout the house. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I would do a deep dive into that bedroom to

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Speaker 4: see maybe you could bribe Mali into be.

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Speaker 2: Like because they share the bedroom, be like, be fucking honest.

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Speaker 4: I reckon, Look like I said, If not, that's that's

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Speaker 4: a huge turner. We're talking about like Lola, where she

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Speaker 4: because what she sucks you in and then you're like

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Speaker 1: Like oh no, run away, I'll keep you posted, keep

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Speaker 1: me posted on that. What else you got for me?

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Speaker 1: But what else forgot for Oh?

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Speaker 4: I was caught with my pants down, literally bar incrementing

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Speaker 4: yourself as no, no, yeah, no, no, no, I'll paint your picture.

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Speaker 4: Let me paint you and the listeners of picture. Because

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Speaker 4: just not sure if you knew that.

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Speaker 1: So, my bathroom is one of those bathrooms where the

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Speaker 2: Which I like, do yeah, because it's very you know,

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Speaker 2: you stink it up. Someone has to brush their teeth.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing worse than brushing your.

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Speaker 1: Teeth, That's true. Make a good point. So the point

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Speaker 4: But anyway, and then the adjacent door bathroom door. Here

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Speaker 4: is the laundry. Yes, and that's where the storage is.

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Speaker 4: For anything bathroom laundry related not important, but thank you,

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Speaker 4: it is important. It is important to the story. And

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Speaker 4: is when you run in a toilet paper and you go,

441
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,400
Speaker 4: Marley or Oscar, can you get me some toilet paper?

442
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,119
Speaker 1: Run errands for you?

443
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no one was home, right, So I've had

444
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:03,159
Speaker 4: to go in search of toilet paper that's in the laundry.

445
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,400
Speaker 4: So I've opened up the door, pants down, pants a down,

446
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 4: my ankles, bum pooy.

447
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 7: Bum, shuffling down the hallway doing the shuffle. Yeah it's

448
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 7: not down, just to the right. If you listen to

449
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 7: the start of the story, I apologize. I went in

450
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 7: there because that's where the toilet is kept. Now the

451
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,560
Speaker 7: next door neighbors are currently having their roof redone.

452
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,439
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a layer that I wasn't expecting, thank you,

453
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 1: a layer of shit you won't expecting anyway.

454
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,919
Speaker 4: So and also, my laundry door is clear like your

455
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,399
Speaker 4: front door. Yeah, completely see through, right, And it just

456
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 4: so happens that the toilet paper is actually on the

457
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 4: lower part of the cupboard in the laundry. And I've

458
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 4: come in, I've shuffled in, I've bent down grabbed a

459
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 4: couple of rolls of toilet paper because I just want

460
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 4: to get don't want to get one, don't want to

461
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 4: be selfish for the next person stood up, turned.

462
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 1: Around and there is three trade's on the roof with

463
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: who's just had a clear shot of my pooey asshole.

464
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And all I could do at the time,

465
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,479
Speaker 1: all I could think of was just a cheeky thumbs up,

466
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 1: tucked the toilet paper under my chin and shuffled back

467
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: to the toilet.

468
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,360
Speaker 2: Did you give him a thumbs up? Did you get

469
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 2: one back?

470
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 1: It was just shock. That was just like.

471
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 4: It was like seven in the morning or something like that.

472
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 4: I'm ridiculous like that. Anyway, I don't want a story toffee, No,

473
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 4: do it please? Because that was like that was great.

474
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 1: That's classic. That's a classic embarrassment. My front door it

475
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: is see through.

476
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:53,360
Speaker 2: So Lola was up pretty early and she was like, hey, everybody,

477
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 2: come and look how nice the sunrise is. Because sunrise

478
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 2: is about like six o'clock at the show or this.

479
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 2: You're better than that. She was like, come see the sunrise.

480
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. And it was beautiful.

481
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 4: It was like a magenta and it would rise like

482
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 4: your door faces southeast beautiful, beautiful for the sunrise.

483
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 1: And ocean views. I was in huh ocean views.

484
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,479
Speaker 2: Speaking for highlighting. I was in my undies and normally

485
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 2: no one's really at that time. Lola was like standing

486
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 2: on the garage. I then came out to then, because

487
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: you know, you have you just have to keep the

488
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,719
Speaker 2: kids happy. And then I stood out there and I

489
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 2: was looking, and then the neighbor was getting in his

490
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 2: car across the road. He looked, was kind of like

491
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 2: about to look. So I was like, fuck. I went

492
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: to turn around to go back inside. The door had

493
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 2: shut behind me, so I just turned around, like, fucking

494
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 2: bomb you face playing. All that was now shut and.

495
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 4: You would have had those white little undies onto with

496
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 4: the ship stayed down the bag.

497
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 2: But also, when you get to our Josh.

498
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 4: I'm no, I'm not falling into our age. I'm still

499
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 4: early thirties.

500
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: Like my year old. You're old.

501
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 2: When you get to you've like you've got bad knees,

502
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 2: bad hips. When you get to our age and you

503
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 2: got kids, you don't really care about being seen naked

504
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 2: as much as when you're like.

505
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, in fact, let's get naked right now, Jesus, like

506
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 4: please fucking.

507
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: Don't hey, just really quickly. You may have seen recently

508
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 2: I was at movie World. Oh yeah, actually movie World.

509
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to go, oh, when was the last time

510
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: you're at movie World?

511
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh? Fifteen years ago?

512
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 2: Okay, good, because I can just help you out here.

513
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: Don't go.

514
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: No, it's great. Okay, it's great. It's sick. It's sick,

515
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,679
Speaker 2: like I didn't think sick. It was fully sick. Double

516
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 2: Shuckers loved it. Yeah, they were like, holy shit, this

517
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: is unbelievable. You know, going down that main strip where

518
00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 2: all the characters are and did I have the Batmobile?

519
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: Still had the Batmobile. It's different. The Batmobile has changed.

520
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 2: It was not Do you remember the Batmobile was like

521
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 2: with Jim Carrey as the Joker. Yeah, that one's not there.

522
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: It's not there. What is it now? Like a Lambeau or.

523
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 3: Something pretty like it's souped up just slut slutty.

524
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 1: Batmo by You need to.

525
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: Talk about the batmobial like that? Absolutely?

526
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: Is it like a Lambo or some shit like that.

527
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 2: It's like cool, it's like a souped up like GT for.

528
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 1: It's a superw Rex.

529
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool. I Maii went on a first roller coaster,

530
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: which is a great experience. Which one it was a

531
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: Looming Tunes one, okay, Luny Tunes one.

532
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: Is she old enough? How old? Yeah? It's high.

533
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 2: You have to go through and there's like if they're

534
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:49,199
Speaker 2: over a meter but under one ten. They can go

535
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: on these like bigger rides, but you have to go

536
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 2: with an adult. They can't go by themselves.

537
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: What do you like with rides? I used to love it.

538
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: I used to love it.

539
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 2: I get pretty motion sickness now, like my my tummy

540
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: gets a bit unsettled.

541
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 4: Jess's comments are slowly making sense. You're showing your age.

542
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: Boys. I get motion signs. I get motion signess on

543
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: a swing, dude.

544
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,199
Speaker 2: I remember, like when I was a teenager going on

545
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 2: one of the rollercoasters, like hold on and going on

546
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 2: like five times in a row at the end of

547
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: the day when it was pretty quiet, and just loving it.

548
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 2: Looney Tunes like there's no loop to loop, there's none

549
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 2: of that stuff because it's for kids, right, but still

550
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 2: like it's you know, it's you're moving a lot shaking.

551
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 1: And the G force. There's a lot of there's a

552
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 1: lot of g forces.

553
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: But Marley, she didn't really look at it going She

554
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 2: just she was like, I just want to let's do this.

555
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 2: And I was like, are you sure, and she was

556
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,239
Speaker 2: like fuck yeah, And I was like case. We lined up,

557
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 2: we got there and were we had the option. We're

558
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: at the front of the queue. Gate open, we could

559
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 2: grab our seats and I was like, do you want

560
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 2: to go on the front and she was like heck,

561
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, And I was like ah, and she was

562
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: like see sick. And then you were going up the start.

563
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: We kind of go really high, and I was like,

564
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: she's about to get real kid.

565
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: Okay. I was sorry, I keep sliding down. You're like

566
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: on the floor. Make yourself at home. I slug sorry.

567
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: And then as soon as we like you kicked off.

568
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 2: Fucking loved it. She wanted to go back to back.

569
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: How could I couldn't because I was queasy.

570
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: Kids kids have got no fear.

571
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: I think, well, Lola was petrified.

572
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: She wouldn't like trying to get it go on in

573
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: the Merry go round. She was like it was just

574
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: like slowly tilting. She was like, stop, get sickness on

575
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: just a swing.

576
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 2: Do you remember those little cars, I don't even know,

577
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 2: little cars that you sit on top of the cars

578
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: and they like they like a dodgery car. Yeah, but

579
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 2: you only go it's like a track.

580
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, okay, you know you.

581
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 2: Can't you're at most ten k's an hour. Lola was

582
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 2: like almost went on those ones and she freaked out

583
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 2: last minute. So what did she do all day? We went,

584
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 2: We went to the live action like used to be

585
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 2: the Police Academy show.

586
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lola was like, this is too loud. It's very loud.

587
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: Have you seen them behind the scenes of that. That's sick.

588
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: It is, it's sick, sick.

589
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: But one thing I noticed again this is I just

590
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 2: want to manage your expectations.

591
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: I remember being there.

592
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: As a kid and it being enormous, like it took

593
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 2: the whole day to explore everything.

594
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 1: Is that not the case? It's shrunk. Do I think

595
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: you've gotten bigger? Yes?

596
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: Thank you a fucking idiot.

597
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Ouch that hurts. But so what what do you mean?

598
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: What do you mean you've got Yeah, it's like you

599
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: know when you're in primary school and you see the

600
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: high school kauds, like fuck, they're huge, And now you

601
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: look at the primary school the high school kids and

602
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: you're like, I'll take I probably still couldn't, but it's like, yeah, yeah,

603
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: I get it. But like it to Lola and Marley,

604
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: it is huge. Absolutely, So it's shrunk. It's small. Yeah,

605
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: it was weak. They just got one strip, the one strip.

606
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to Disneyland? No, you'd never been

607
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: to a Disneyland before. Oh all right, money bags.

608
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 4: No, I went to Disneyland in Paris after we had

609
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 4: caveat for breakfast and we spoke at the French last

610
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 4: the other half live.

611
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: Yes, before kids. Actually we found out we were pregnant

612
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: a week before we had to go, so we couldn't

613
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: go on any fucking right. Need your last story.

614
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 4: But that's again, okay, thank you, thanks Oscar. Anyway, Um, yeah,

615
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 4: we're gonna go because we're going to the Goldie next

616
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 4: month for Easter.

617
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: What was was a Disneyland story. It's huge. Okay, so

618
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: I think it's great.

619
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: It was great, but yeah, just be prepared for the

620
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 2: fact that your memory of it will be so different.

621
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: To you going there as an adult. I've just received

622
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 3: a message, Oscar. He has placed ninth in cross country.

623
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: His shoe fell off. I didn't know that he had

624
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: to run a kilometer dude, this morning.

625
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 2: I didn't think they let kids that age.

626
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, cross country April. It was really sad because there's

627
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: so many kids running and crying.

628
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure when my kids go to school, they're

629
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: not allowed till grade three to do cross country.

630
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 4: Apparently the grade three kids were the most upset. April

631
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 4: was like Oscar loved it is. Shoe just fell off.

632
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 4: And we've been practicing not not can I just not

633
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 4: the running part.

634
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to. We've been practicing the what to

635
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: do if you win or if you lose, which is

636
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: shake everyone's hands. A good race regardless. I'm a good dad,

637
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: such a good dad. Thank you. Did he have the

638
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: bel grows shoes or a lace up? They were? They

639
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: were the lay with the velcove so that you don't

640
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: actually do. They were like the ship. It's still she

641
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: came off, come flying off. Apparently he made run. He

642
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: was hitting it with pace. So I'll let you gether.

643
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: I'll let you have that one. I get out of

644
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: how many kids? Nine? No, I think there's like ninety

645
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: kids in there. Ninety kids. He's got like four full classes.

646
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 2: Ninety kids. Holy shit, that would have been carnage. Yeah,

647
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: did ninety kids run it?

648
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeh, that's just in their grade. Kids that they lose.

649
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 4: Eighty one of them was the last one that I'm

650
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 4: surprised he came ninth.

651
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: He's been he's been really like trained for.

652
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 4: It, a little bit like just like running, get you

653
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 4: down to be here four hundred times. No, but he

654
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 4: a kilometer. Yeah, he was pumped for it. Apparently he

655
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 4: was really stoked with the top ten, top ten, top ten.

656
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: Well, especially if you you know shoeless.

657
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: You were a fast kid, I've been told growing up.

658
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: I was quick over short distances. You're a sprinting not

659
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: a marathon runner.

660
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, in my heat, I look forward to the next

661
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 2: athletics day where we can see Oscar in his pet

662
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 2: event one hundred.

663
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: Would Mary your school do athletics at that age or not?

664
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 2: Good question? Glad you asked. I don't know.

665
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 4: You should find it. What about swimming carnival? Masy swim

666
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 4: on her own? What is going on kids growing up?

667
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: Anyway?

668
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 5: Moving on, time for lights, Tell me Love, tell me

669
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 5: little live Matt.

670
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: Would you like to go first? To go first? Okay?

671
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: This one's from Crystal. Crystal congratulations.

672
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 4: So if you lie does get read out, you do

673
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 4: get the choice of either a Maddie j or an

674
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 4: ash stuffed toy.

675
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 2: I did see that the last few that went out

676
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 2: were actually ash toys.

677
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, how does that make you feel? Yeah, the nervous

678
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: little voice. This one's from Crystal.

679
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 4: My daughter think that the TV remote works better if

680
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 4: she's extra polite when asking for a shot.

681
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: That's good.

682
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: I've actually got ash a recording of a lie.

683
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: Oh this is new yeah hotline.

684
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, guess who it is? Coming back with another big lie?

685
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: Donner and more.

686
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: Guess we had a big lie last week gang busteres

687
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: on Social.

688
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: We Go.

689
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 2: So Nana Ellie told the lie about the PlayStation rented.

690
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: We actually owned it. This morning, I said, you wouldn't

691
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: believe it. NA one point six million views that video

692
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: has and she was pumped.

693
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 4: Oh, she'd be fro no wonder she's asking fucking cruise

694
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 4: lines for work.

695
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: And people in the comments were like, who is this?

696
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: Genius is? Who's Ellie?

697
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: And we want more? So this is another lie that

698
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: we have from Ellie.

699
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: God. I hope it does as well second time round.

700
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 8: The PlayStation wasn't the only thing I lied about. You

701
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 8: were too young. But the other two were being silly

702
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 8: in the lounge and they knocked the television and it smashed.

703
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: I said, that's it.

704
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 8: We don't have a television now and I'm not replacing it.

705
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 8: But I did replace it with a small television that

706
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 8: I kept in my wardrobe.

707
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: When you've gone to bed.

708
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 8: I went to my room and I could turn it

709
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 8: on and watch what I wanted to watch. And you

710
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 8: just thought you didn't have a television.

711
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: She's a fucking genius. Oh how much does she have

712
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: in the vall? She's a cruel mistress, she is. That's

713
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: the equival of like, yeah, she's just gone off to

714
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: her room to sneakily watch TV without you.

715
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: That's a lot of work though, having to put the

716
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: little TV back up.

717
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: I mean it all makes you think what else she

718
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: was hiding from you?

719
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? So each week I'm just going to pull into

720
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: a lie out of Ellie and bring out some childhood trauma.

721
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: Does she want a stuffed ash doll? She deserves?

722
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 4: That is good year, She's very good. I've got another one, Matt.

723
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 4: This one's from Jazz Mim also winner this week. Husband

724
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 4: came home drunk one night, had a boy and said

725
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,240
Speaker 4: he drank too much juice and now kids are afraid

726
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 4: to drink the old drunk on apple juice trick. I've

727
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 4: heard that before. That's good. What else you got for me?

728
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: I go on?

729
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 2: This is from Treaty Treaty tricky names this week.

730
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying tricky. I don't want to name Shane.

731
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to name Shamee. But when are we

732
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 1: going to get the Luke James BOMBI bloke Okay from Tretty.

733
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 2: It says I told my toddler that if they pressed

734
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 2: the elevator button too many times, the elevator will get

735
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 2: dizzy and refuse used to take anyone up.

736
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 4: It's like when I was a kid and my parents

737
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 4: would be like, don't press the crossing the street thing

738
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 4: what they call it?

739
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: Fucking heal?

740
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, the one with the button the

741
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 4: traffic light crossing?

742
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: What do you call that traffic light?

743
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 4: There's got to be a simpler name than that. I

744
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 4: feel like I'm tripping over that, Like the traffic light crossing.

745
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 4: You don't press it too many times. Every time you

746
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 4: press it charges you. No, no, it charges you like

747
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 4: fifteen cents, and then they send you a bill.

748
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: So she like, just press it once. Who told you that?

749
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: My mum? No, my nan with all the spoons, yeah yeah,

750
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: with the spoon trine. Do you believe it? Yeah, I

751
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: still believe it. I press it once. I've just worked

752
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: out that I'm an idiot. Okay, I love it. List

753
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: of questions, Listen to questions. Do you want to start this?

754
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: You start?

755
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 4: You start? Okay about this? One's from anonymous Strange Names

756
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 4: this week.

757
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: Mum of a one.

758
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 4: Year old Here, huge fight with my partner last night.

759
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 4: He says we spend no time together, our relationship is

760
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 4: non existent, and we no longer have fun. He's not

761
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 4: wrong in some ways, we've both been focusing on getting

762
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 4: back to ourselves after becoming parents, or so, I thought.

763
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 4: Do you have any rituals for spending time with your past?

764
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: Rituals? Sex, I'm a child. I'm just a child first

765
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: and foremost. Go on.

766
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 2: I think it is very natural as parents, with any

767
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: number of children, that you have periods where you feel

768
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: a bit disconnected from your partners.

769
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: A roommate like a roommate phase. Do you know how

770
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: old the kids are? No, that's one year old? Did

771
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: you say one year old? Yes? Fuck like dude? Can

772
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: you remember how hard it was with a one year old? Yeah?

773
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 2: Do you know what I forgot? I had to do

774
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,959
Speaker 2: disinfect like the teats of Bob?

775
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: Do you remember that ship? I didn't know?

776
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 8: Oh?

777
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: Not by hand? Did you put in one of those

778
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: things and checked in the microwave. You're putting plastic in

779
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: the microwave. No, they go in like a special. They

780
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: go in a special. Parents will back me up. I

781
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: swear to God. Google it. It's like a It's like

782
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: a container. You put a little bit of water and

783
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: it's sterilize. You chuck it in the microwave and it

784
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: peats up and its sterilized. It like boiling water.

785
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 2: Microplastics. Does that mean anything to you?

786
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 4: Obviously not, bro. My kids are just full of microplastics.

787
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 4: They're gonna get their blood filleded one day, so I

788
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 4: shouldn't attack I mean attacking you this day. Yeah, but

789
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 4: I appreciate it. I have keeps me on my toes.

790
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 4: I've acknowledged it.

791
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: So for first and foremost continue one year old.

792
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 2: It's like that is that you're in the eye of

793
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 2: the storm. That is a tricky position to be in.

794
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 4: I think it's there coming out of the trickiest position.

795
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, because that's what you're saying. Yeah,

796
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 4: like that that age.

797
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: Yes, don't get me wrong, Still tricky and for some

798
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: it's trickier.

799
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 4: That whole leading up to one. No wonder you're not

800
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 4: fucking hanging out with each other you probably hate each.

801
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 2: Other everyone on the surface, Yes, did everyone with a

802
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 2: one year old. Every couple hates each other at that

803
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 2: period of life, and.

804
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: If they don't, they're fucking lying. No one is thriving.

805
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 2: You may thrive for the blink of an eye, but

806
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 2: then the majority of the time you're just trying to

807
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: stay alive. You just get your head above water. That's

808
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 2: the reality. I think anyone who was like, oh wow,

809
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 2: I don't really have, like my relationship is not cranking

810
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 2: with one year old, I'm like, it should that shouldn't.

811
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be cranking. If it's cranking, that kid's being neglected.

812
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 4: It's hungry, all.

813
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: Right, keep controld alive. I think also, and we say

814
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: we're not going to give it any advice, but we're

815
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: both married, we both have two kids. I think we're both.

816
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 4: In a position we could give a little bit of

817
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 4: advice that has worked potentially for us.

818
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm ready for it. Give yourselves a fucking break. Actually, sorry, continue, shut.

819
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 4: You up, don't go so hard on yourselves, and don't

820
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 4: put too much pressure.

821
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,479
Speaker 1: There's so much time for you to get that back.

822
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: Is that they am I wrong? Yes? Go on, Okay,

823
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: put more pressure on yourself.

824
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying, Get get ready, give the

825
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 2: mom a break. Okay, yes, okay, Because I I I

826
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 2: was was shit with.

827
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: A one year old.

828
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 2: I was still in that mindset of like, oh, mom's

829
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: got it, you know, because newborn's up until three four months,

830
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 2: Mum and newborn, they are attached at the hip slash

831
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 2: boob and.

832
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: One year old.

833
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 2: There were one year old is when dads like that

834
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 2: can really start taking on a lot more so. I

835
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 2: think I think it's hard to think about being sexy

836
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: and romantic and wanting to have all that type of

837
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: business going on when you know the house is a

838
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 2: mess and you're trying to deal with a little child.

839
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: So my best advice is.

840
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 2: Any dad's out there who think my relationship is not

841
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 2: being prioritized, just like clean that house, dude, take a

842
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 2: day off work, call and sink to work, and just

843
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: like clean the house, do the washing, mop the vacuum,

844
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 2: mop the floor.

845
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: A little bit of your player is going to go

846
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: a long way.

847
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 4: Please refer to the two thousand and twenty three calendar

848
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 4: that we did plugg.

849
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: Very much out of date. That's my advice.

850
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 4: I think that's that's pretty solid, but I would just

851
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 4: attack on the top of that that if you are mum,

852
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 4: don't try and force that advice onto them, because it

853
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 4: could you know what I.

854
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: Mean, Like if you're like, why don't you clean the

855
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 1: house anymore? It might make it worse.

856
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 2: Don't you know fucking talent to clean the house?

857
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 1: Are you going with your going with full?

858
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 4: Tell them I think by what I like what you

859
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 4: said was then if your dad right, just just go

860
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 4: and do it?

861
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I like that. Be proactive, be there

862
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: he is.

863
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 4: That's to hear because it's it's like for me personally,

864
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 4: if I would prefer to be proactive and do those

865
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 4: sort of things, then to be told go and do it,

866
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.

867
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: No one enjoys a gift they asked for, not that

868
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: doing exactly what.

869
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: You're just full of good words right now. I'm not

870
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: going to stop it. You got the apple juice? It

871
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: was the apple juice out of date? Okay, question for

872
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: you again.

873
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 4: Don't put too much pressure on the relationship, right yes,

874
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: because no one is. I know, we joke, we laugh.

875
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 4: Everyone fucking hates each other at that stage.

876
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 2: Life with a two year old is a lot better

877
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 2: than life for the one year old.

878
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, they're given back way more.

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00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 2: Give me a toddler any day of the week. Newborns

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00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 2: question for you, Ash go, This is from Okay, not important.

881
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: Oh that's not fair. No, it's not important. We're sick

882
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: of names today.

883
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 2: Actually this one, this one came from producer Jass.

884
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: The Facebook group got a great response. Do you mean

885
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: just with no kids? Yeah? Okay, I'm asking the question

886
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: now to you, Ash.

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00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 2: Have a sip your popper, very good, Yeah, get that

888
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 2: juice in you because it's it's like gasoline. What are

889
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 2: your top three kids shows that aren't annoying to watch

890
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 2: as an adult?

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00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: Good question.

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00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 2: Let's start with number three down the bottom.

893
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 4: Okay, number three down the bottom is a show called Little.

894
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: Lunch, sort of like a primary school mockumentary.

895
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 2: I have seen that. It's interesting.

896
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: It's sort of like similar to like The Office, but

897
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: the kids, kids, kids love it, love it.

898
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 4: And do you know what it's a And we're just

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Speaker 4: going to give some more advice here. If your kid's

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Speaker 4: going to start school, get them onto that show because.

901
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 2: It really does really hangs the picture of what school life.

902
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 4: And anyone that has said because you'd go through, and

903
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 4: you'd be going through the same thing when you're talking

904
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Speaker 4: to parents in the same class or same grade as

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Speaker 4: your kid.

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00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: Now, how's Marlin going? Like has she adjusting? And it's

907
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: like either you know, good or a couple of days

908
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: for you're bad or blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 4: During those first couple of weeks, people were like, how's

910
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,479
Speaker 4: Oscar and like April would be like, yeah, yeah, good,

911
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, look, you know Parry or Billy

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Speaker 4: or whatever it is struggling a little bit, and it

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Speaker 4: was like, do you know what my kid's froth?

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Speaker 1: It really helped Oscar is Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 2: Great characters, great writing, scripting, and that is lah very good.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: My number three is I'm going to go with play

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Speaker 2: School a classic?

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Speaker 1: Is it because you've been on Play School?

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00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 2: No, don't be okay, don't be like at all? Why

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Speaker 2: would you even suggest.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be on PLA what? No, not made

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Speaker 1: that up? See that? See that? Se see that? Did

924
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Speaker 1: you see that? And that's going to be on camera too?

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Speaker 1: There he is. I think I agree with you.

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Speaker 4: I think like it's one of the bit more bearable

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Speaker 4: nursery rhymes sort.

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Speaker 1: Of great show, beautiful, love it plenty when.

929
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Speaker 4: You're on it, turn it straight off. Didn't you read

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Speaker 4: a book to Buster or you just had Buster.

931
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Speaker 1: And you read I've read many books. Ash, it's been nice.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: My number two is a sung songs. You don't sing

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Speaker 1: around me?

935
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Speaker 2: No, No, but this is not about me, isn't it.

936
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Speaker 2: I can't remember the all.

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Speaker 4: Three of these shows, the shows you've been on. My

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00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 4: next one is have you seen It's unbearable?

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Speaker 1: Okay? My number two, my NU two a show called

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Speaker 1: zig and Shark? Wow? What's that? And I'm just going

941
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Speaker 1: to preface.

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Speaker 4: This really quickly with saying I'm a real big fan

943
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 4: of shows that there's no character talk like ping very

944
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 4: much like pingu talking in kids shows is so fucking annoying,

945
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 4: like coca melon?

946
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: Fuck me, what's your So it seems to be it

947
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: seems to be.

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Speaker 4: It's like a little beaver sort of thing and starfish

949
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Speaker 4: Ziggy and zig and Shark.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so picture this cartoons an I made it. It

951
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: is a small bee like character.

952
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Speaker 4: I'm not specific on what animal that is, sure, and

953
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 4: a shark and that's sort of like a Tom and

954
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 4: Jerry situation where one's after the other at some point.

955
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Speaker 4: Each episode might be a little bit different, but it's

956
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Speaker 4: always set on a cruise ship. It's really weird and specific,

957
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 4: but it's sort of a bit goes back to like

958
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 4: ren and stimpy, sort of remember that, like that sort

959
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 4: of animation.

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00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: I love that. I'm going to you're selling it to

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00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: me and I like it.

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Speaker 2: Number two for me, I'm going Blue.

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00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: What's up for? I think Nick Cody put it really

964
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: simply go on.

965
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 4: He's like, there or everyone gets so self obsessed with

966
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 4: how they parent based off the parents on Bluey And

967
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 4: then he says, that's because they're seven minute episodes. You

968
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 4: could be a good parent for seven minutes. So I

969
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 4: think I like the premise of that every Blue episode

970
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 4: can be for.

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00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: An adult as well, and I like it.

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00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 4: There can put your heart strings a bit, but I

973
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 4: think too many of them, I start to feel like

974
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 4: my parenting shit fair because they are They're always end

975
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,879
Speaker 4: up being such good parents in it.

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00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: Can't they shit the bed once or twice? Like they

977
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: are dogs?

978
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: Like if the creators of Bluies are watching this or

979
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 2: listening to this, please.

980
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 4: They've got those mini episodes, they're already seven minutes. Now,

981
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 4: I've got to see parents be very good parents for

982
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 4: the last minutes. I love it, don't I don't love it,

983
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 4: love it, but I don't not like watching number one.

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00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 4: Number one is a show once again no talking. It's

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00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 4: called Mighty Beam.

986
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 2: I've not heard of this one, so it's like a similar.

987
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 4: It's it's a bit more animated opposed to like cartoon.

988
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: That makes sense.

989
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 4: So when I say animated, like say Shrek animated, right, right,

990
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 4: A bit more like that, but same thing.

991
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: There's no talking.

992
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 4: It's just a lot of like it's about a small child, yep, baby.

993
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: I think it's set in like India or something like that.

994
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: It's very enxotic, very exotic. The child has like super strength, right,

995
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: and it sort of gets itself into all sorts of

996
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 1: situations without any talking. It's all like music and emotion.

997
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: But it's like one of those ones you can just

998
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: pop on and you can just sit there and the

999
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: kids love it and it doesn't annoy the fuck out

1000
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: of me.

1001
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 2: I'll have to check it out. My number one is let.

1002
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: Me just blewie, wasn't your number one? I'm intrigued, Okay.

1003
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 2: I watched this one back in the day through my

1004
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: sister her kids used to love this show. My girls

1005
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 2: have just started watching it.

1006
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: Come on, So if it's around from when we are,

1007
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know it surely.

1008
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 2: Nor my sister's kids, who are like, oh yeah, eldest

1009
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 2: is now like eight or nine, so now outgrown this show.

1010
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 2: But my kids now started watching it.

1011
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 1: They love it. I also love it.

1012
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 2: It's called Katie's Amazing Machines.

1013
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: Never heard of it, dude, do you tell it? Sell it?

1014
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: Do yourself a favorite Katie.

1015
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 4: If you if you're pitching it to me, I'm going

1016
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 4: to invest in it, give it to me.

1017
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 2: Okay, Katie is obsult, please moving on. I'm pretty sure

1018
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,959
Speaker 2: her main job is she's like a rally car.

1019
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: Driver, Lady of the Night. She's a rally car driver.

1020
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: She's like a professional race car driver, and she goes

1021
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: around each episode she just checks out these awesome machines

1022
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 2: that move so like speedboats, motorbikes, like excavators, and she

1023
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: just drives them.

1024
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: Is it animated?

1025
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 2: Katie's a real dry, like a blippy yeah.

1026
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's but she's cool. She's just like, hey,

1027
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: what's up.

1028
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 2: I like to drive things and like go fast, So

1029
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 2: what are we checking out today?

1030
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,439
Speaker 1: A speed note, send me the link to this because

1031
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: Oscar will for all absolutely.

1032
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 2: And then she talks about like how that machine, how

1033
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 2: that bit of equipment works, like an excavator. She'd be like,

1034
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: let's see how fast it goes, and she gets pretty slow,

1035
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: but it can do this and like digs holes.

1036
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So, yeah, is it on? What's it on?

1037
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 2: I'll watch it on ABC Kids. But then as well,

1038
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 2: she'll also have someone who's an expert. So if she's said,

1039
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 2: like a motorbike, I have a motor byclist, well said

1040
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 2: thank you, and he'll do wheelies and she'd be like

1041
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 2: that's so cool, and he'll try and teach her something.

1042
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: But she's very good. She can drive anything that's correct,

1043
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: like a bomb. You can drive anything anything. I've not

1044
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: seen it. There's no aeroplane. I've seen a fly. Shut up, Yeah,

1045
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: send it over. I want to. I want to show

1046
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: Oscar because we're going to be Katie's amazing. What are

1047
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: your thoughts on Blippy? Yeah, he's a bit much. Do

1048
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: you know the origin story of Blippy? You don't know

1049
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: the origin story. I think we've spoken about this for jest.

1050
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 4: He shout his bed, and yeah, no, no, no, didn't

1051
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 4: shoot his bad You know that trend, the Harlem shake

1052
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 4: where it would cut to like them dancing crazy?

1053
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: He diar read on his friend's face. That's how it's

1054
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: not true. It is true, It is true, It is true.

1055
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 1: Show me that it is true, Jessica, get that up right.

1056
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: This is before Blippy before.

1057
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear you guys talk about Blippy

1058
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 2: in this way without giving some kind of evidence it is.

1059
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: It is factual. I'm giving you fat can we do?

1060
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 2: I don't need lawyers in our case. This is defamation

1061
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: in the highest regard.

1062
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: We shouldn't have shot on his mate's face, and I

1063
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't have.

1064
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 2: To fame him after this record finding the footage, I

1065
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: will find you. If anyone else has this footage, please

1066
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 2: send it to us.

1067
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 4: If anyone else has any TV suggestions that's not going

1068
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 4: to drive a parent crazy.

1069
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 2: Please let us know absolutely any lies, any questions, you

1070
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: may always always send them to us.

1071
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Speaker 2: a relatable laugh about parenting. Agreed, spread the word spread,

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Speaker 2: Spread it like a disease.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I read it like herpes. And on that we're

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Speaker 1: getting it off track. We will go, We will leave

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Speaker 1: and spread our own herpes. Goodbye, Goodbye.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 4: We pay our respects to their elders past and present,

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Speaker 4: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Island

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Speaker 4: a people's today,