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Speaker 2: Does care? No?

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Speaker 3: What else? Ye?

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Speaker 2: What I care? Listen, listen, listen, here's to find afternoon

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Speaker 2: and you're listening to Will and what he For the

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Speaker 2: next little while we hit from McDonald's.

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Speaker 4: What arguably the hottest we've ever been last week?

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Speaker 5: We we were we were white hot?

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, all right, we can carried through. What's in

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Speaker 2: your glub fox, Christine? Let's just get down to it. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I have a notice of disposal. Yeah, I have red

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Speaker 4: I have a dog book, and I have pens, and

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Speaker 4: I have a jar of Nestle like coffee mate.

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Speaker 2: Nestlke coffee common mate or is it called Nestle coffee mate?

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Speaker 6: Coffee mate?

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Speaker 7: Nest like coffee mate.

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Speaker 3: Like I keep my loose change in it.

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Speaker 4: That was an important factor, actually, every important factor.

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Speaker 5: I was going to maybe tips go against them.

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Speaker 2: Don't give us the hints, matee, We'll tell you what

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Speaker 2: your job is now. Look that's what I was What

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Speaker 2: I was going to say is I was going to

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Speaker 2: who has coffee in their job?

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Speaker 5: Anyway, cafe cafe.

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Speaker 2: She's not having a cafe, which she could just be

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Speaker 5: What about the notice of disposal?

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Speaker 2: Will I shouldn't know what that is. I was just

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Speaker 8: That was just a throwing go I.

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Speaker 2: Reckon coffee, loose change, reckon?

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Speaker 7: It could be tips.

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Speaker 5: She's cafe drigon, barrista or a cafe worker.

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Speaker 2: I can why would you do this to us? Let's

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Speaker 5: I thought you were a shark man though.

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Speaker 2: All right, fine, hockon, she runs it. She's authoritative. Oh, caon,

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Speaker 9: No do you run it?

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Speaker 2: But I don't own it?

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Speaker 3: Game? What that is?

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Speaker 2: Just these people that call this show and try and

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Speaker 2: split hairs and what's in your glove box?

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Speaker 5: You you had to go to them. You called them

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Speaker 2: Whittled me down to trying to pick between a barrista

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Speaker 2: I've got us in the cafe zone that you excel.

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Speaker 5: I challenge you. I challenge you to get the most

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Speaker 5: out of you because I love you. Now, let's go

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Speaker 5: to Julia on thirty one O sixty five. Julia, what's

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Speaker 3: I have some mint, a wedding card.

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Speaker 10: I have headphones, a security fog, and a hair clip.

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Speaker 2: Hmmm, mince wedding card. A wedding card is in like

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Speaker 5: Can we ask her that question?

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Speaker 7: I think we can be Okay, what sort of card

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Speaker 7: is it? Julia?

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Speaker 8: It was a card for my wedding?

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Speaker 2: You can.

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Speaker 7: Graduation?

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Speaker 11: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: How was the celebrant?

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Speaker 12: He was a priest.

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Speaker 2: She's been married. The business is over.

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Speaker 5: There's not an opportunity if anyone needs to celebrant. Don't

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Speaker 2: To tell you what your job is now?

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Speaker 5: Security fob will what sort of buildings need security?

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Speaker 2: Nearly everyone?

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Speaker 4: Okay, she's got mints, so I think she's people to

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Speaker 2: She just got married. What were the socks? What were

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Speaker 2: the socks? Did you say there was sky Yeah, skyzone sock.

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Speaker 5: What's a sky zone sock?

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Speaker 9: You know that?

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Speaker 3: Trampolining socks?

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Speaker 10: Like you go to the trampoline.

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Speaker 2: Plane, trampoline place. No adult, no respectable adult, no offense.

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Speaker 2: Julia goes to a tramp on a new place. She

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Speaker 5: So do you think she's she thinks he's a nanny

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Speaker 5: or like a childcare?

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Speaker 7: Childcare?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get the umbrella broad man.

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Speaker 5: Okay, because childcare people love getting married too, don't they.

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Speaker 5: I agree, Julia. We think you're in childcare.

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Speaker 13: I'm a teacher.

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Speaker 2: We'll take care.

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Speaker 5: We'll take care.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for coding us, Julia. What's in your good box?

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Speaker 2: To be back next week?

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Speaker 9: It's the Women Woody podcast Right now.

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Speaker 2: I've asked women to call on thirty one and sixty

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Speaker 12: Curious.

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Speaker 5: I'm curious here will want these women for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know if you're in the drop

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Speaker 5: So she you go in three weeks, great effort to

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Speaker 4: But within meters, aren't they they' they're five minutes away

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Speaker 2: She scans, she rocks up, She scans the crown, and

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Speaker 7: To make sure I'm sitting next to somebody who knows

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Speaker 5: She's looking for her Jason Bourne.

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Speaker 7: She's looking. She's looking for her hero.

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Speaker 5: Arguably, Well, I wouldn't use the word hero, but you

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Speaker 7: To a hospitalized. Okay, she says next to me.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, you walked straight in.

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Speaker 5: I retract.

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Speaker 2: You can't take it back, she said, she said next

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Speaker 5: And stupid decisions. Faye, When are you due?

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Speaker 12: I'm Drew on Thursday.

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Speaker 5: Holy wow, incredible, Fae.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for congratulations. By the way, is there.

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Speaker 4: Any truth to what Will is claiming here? Do you

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Speaker 12: Well, I would considering. I just finished work on Friday,

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Speaker 5: So fai, so faith, what is it? What does a

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Speaker 5: If you're in a supermarket q as you just said,

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Speaker 12: Oh, someone that you think has it all together and

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is actually amazing, huge Katie. So we need

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Speaker 4: to put an end to this. We've got Katie, this

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Speaker 2: the second time Katie's come on the show Woods because

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Speaker 4: Yes, that is true, Katie. You haven't actually sent me

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Speaker 4: that money. It's just weird agreement, wasn't it my agreement?

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Speaker 2: in case something happened. Lucky your husband was in the

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Speaker 7: Maybe we need a drone.

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Speaker 5: Or something here like this is a big moment.

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Speaker 2: Did you.

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Speaker 7: Consciously sit near me because I'd be there?

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Speaker 12: Right, Will, I had no idea you were behind me.

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Speaker 2: You're going as well.

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 5: Stack lad on there as well?

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Speaker 2: Perfect, Thanks you coming on, Thanks me coming on? Good

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Speaker 2: as well, mate, good luck. I hope it goes well.

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Speaker 2: I'm here if you need me.

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Speaker 9: It's the Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Got a question for everyone, And what do you seem

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Speaker 2: to think We're not going to get anyone to call?

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Speaker 5: I just think everyone's heard of this.

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Speaker 2: Go on, okay, third and one six five. If you've

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Speaker 2: never heard a knock knock joke, please give us a call.

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Speaker 2: Twenty percent of millennials have no idea what a knock

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Speaker 2: knock joke is.

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Speaker 5: That can't be true.

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Speaker 2: One in five people under the age of thirty apparently do.

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Speaker 7: Not know what they are.

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Speaker 5: They can't be true.

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Speaker 2: It can't be true.

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Speaker 4: And again we've just opened the phone lines. Thirty one

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Speaker 4: had a call. We've barely had a call. We do

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Speaker 5: Renee.

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Speaker 2: You ready, everyone, knock knock joke. It would be a

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Speaker 4: And for all you millennials out there, and that's what

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Speaker 5: I eat mop.

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Speaker 5: We'll go again. Here, Renee, you say, you say who?

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Speaker 5: Okay, here we go, Here we go. Knock knock, Who

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Speaker 10: No, no, never heard of a knock knock joke before.

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Speaker 5: All right, knock knock, Hello, No.

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Speaker 2: You say who's there?

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Speaker 13: If you got it, yeah, let's let's give a shot.

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Speaker 5: Chance. Is our society with the okay, sorry, knock knock?

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Speaker 13: Who's there?

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Speaker 5: Yoda?

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Speaker 7: Lady, Yoda, lady?

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Speaker 1: Who?

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Speaker 2: Plenty of all lots of blood boss in it.

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Speaker 2: Right now, look forwards. I'm gonna be honest, it's a Friday.

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Speaker 7: At this stage.

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Speaker 2: Hello, yes, hello, I'm not sure with who I'm speaking,

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Speaker 2: I'm here to play in Australian Open. I would like

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Speaker 10: But the issue is this, you're lockdown, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Lockdown, that's right. What was your name again, Sarah? I

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Speaker 2: did not care.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 10: Name is Derek.

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Speaker 2: Derek, Yeah, lovely name. Now I have not got COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 10: If you're lockdown, as far as I'm concerned, you need

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Speaker 2: That's absolutely fair enough. What if, however, I have two

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Speaker 3: You you have? That is?

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Speaker 10: That is very nice? But no, okay thanks anyway, Now,

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Speaker 10: Your are welcome to use a tennis court after lockdown.

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Speaker 10: You're welcome, come out and have a look in. Why

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Speaker 10: do you know this woman for sticky tickets?

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Speaker 2: Digky tickets?

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Speaker 7: Looked it up, sticky tickets.

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Speaker 2: Do you know this woman and a corner Kova? Does

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Speaker 10: I do, Yes, she's a very.

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Speaker 2: Good friend of mine. She will be in country. What

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Speaker 3: We get the story?

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Speaker 10: Okay, So what did you say your name was? Again?

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Speaker 2: Go under, notover?

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Speaker 10: I spell it.

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Speaker 2: Ge ou you and d ah it's gowonder, not over

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Derek. Now I need to tell you I'm

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Speaker 5: Derek, you have been a model citizen.

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Speaker 2: A model citizen.

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Speaker 5: You wouldn't take the bribe.

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Speaker 2: Sensational work, amazing, amazing stuff. Sorry, Derek. Have you heard

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Speaker 10: Oh it's strange enough, I have amazing Yeah, and yeah

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Speaker 2: Of course, I want to say, just get down, get

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Speaker 10: Yeah, you can hireight courts through sticky tickets.

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Speaker 5: Sticky tickets dot com dot a you is.

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Speaker 3: That the Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, easy training ticket and company, cool and a.

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Speaker 2: Seven fifty for a half hour down at the midll

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Speaker 2: and I'll won't let you know if we've got down

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Speaker 9: It's the Woody Podcast Woods.

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Speaker 2: Let's get down to brass text because last week we

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Speaker 2: and he called us up for our segment What's your Pawn,

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Speaker 2: which is just satisfying moments throughout your day. They're so

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Speaker 7: Kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to keep explaining that. Listen to the

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Speaker 7: This is what he said.

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Speaker 13: Everyone in the house has had a had a go

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Speaker 2: I come.

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Speaker 5: Like Arthur drawing a sword from a stone.

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Speaker 4: My friend, Well, your gag at the end there it

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Speaker 7: A nice reference.

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Speaker 2: So look, I want to just go back to the

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Speaker 5: People hand me jars because you're a strong guy.

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Speaker 2: I've got a strong guy. I've got relatively large hands.

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Speaker 5: Strong metro man. Yeah, big hairy chest, big hair chest.

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Speaker 2: I've been opening jars for a long time. What canes

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Speaker 7: The jar with a crisp I can't make that noise

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Speaker 2: For you, bro, Yeah, after you've done that, there's nothing

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Speaker 7: You, yeah, but I loosened it.

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Speaker 5: But sometimes they do, we'll see.

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Speaker 7: I disagree with that that prob entirely you can listen to.

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Speaker 5: I think that the point is you couldn't open it, and.

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Speaker 7: Then it takes a sufficient legend.

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Speaker 2: Wow for one of a better word.

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Speaker 5: I've gone there to open.

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Speaker 2: To open the jar, and I just think it's like

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Speaker 7: You're just there for the scraps. Let me use the

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Speaker 4: Let me use that metaphor to fight for the looseners. See,

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Speaker 5: Then you think you deserve all the glory. I've been

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Speaker 2: So do you think the loosener?

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Speaker 2: Is the shark? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Because I've done all the hard work. Then I'm like,

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Speaker 2: You haven't done any hard work. You're just like you

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Speaker 2: don't do anything. That's the bit, you know. It's almost like,

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Speaker 2: when someone comes up to you and says, can you

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Speaker 2: I get asked this sometimes. Do you think that their

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Speaker 5: At all, exactly, it's completely different.

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Speaker 2: Loosening the jar is exactly the same.

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Speaker 5: That is, they couldn't be made, couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Well, here's what I want to do. Because I knew

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Speaker 5: I've been loosening my entire life.

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Speaker 7: Looseners are leeches. Jar openers are legends.

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Speaker 2: That's my that's what that's how I think about it.

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Speaker 2: Third six five, that's open the phone line.

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Speaker 5: I do tapping as well. I tap the I'm a tapper.

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Speaker 5: I'm a loosener, of course.

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Speaker 2: But tapping, tapping, we throw it. We throw a blanket

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Speaker 5: It was four hours of hard work. So yeah, I

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Speaker 7: To the people, shall we.

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Speaker 2: Does the jar actually get loosened by the person who

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Speaker 2: Does the jar actually get loosened by the person who

454
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Speaker 2: tries to open it before the legend comes along and

455
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Speaker 2: pops that top. Let's words, your man walk into the kitchen.

456
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Speaker 2: I've been walking into the kitchen since I was four,

457
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Speaker 2: and my mum was like, geez, will can't open the jar?

458
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Speaker 2: Give me that throws it to me? I pop it, bang, Hero,

459
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,000
Speaker 2: you were an early developer. You was very hairy four

460
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Speaker 2: year old, Like four year old, it was wild.

461
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Speaker 5: Crazy, Yeah, how did you hit puberty so early?

462
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Speaker 3: Wild?

463
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Speaker 2: It was a medical marvel. But let's get back to

464
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Speaker 2: the jars. So so so so, I've contended ever since

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Speaker 2: that age that looseners don't actually do anything, and I

466
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Speaker 2: think that I'm gonna be honest, I think you're the

467
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Speaker 2: underbelly of society and the fact that you're trying to

468
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Speaker 2: grab onto something that somebody else has achieved is just

469
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Speaker 2: indicative of a really poor quality in you as a person.

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Speaker 2: And I think you should all be rounded up and

471
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Speaker 2: put on a separate continent. That's how I feel about it. Okay,

472
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Speaker 2: but let's go to Ashley quickly.

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Speaker 5: Just jump in here and say you're a jar, Louis.

474
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Speaker 5: I think the lid digitally gets all over you. What

475
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Speaker 5: hard work without the credit? Yeah, you're right, well it's

476
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Speaker 5: all written. Let's go to Ashley.

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Speaker 2: I think loose the light? You spin it?

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Speaker 5: Ashley? Do you think it's possible to loosen the lid?

479
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Speaker 3: Not at all?

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Speaker 8: Coming from a jar loosener myself? All the why on

481
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Speaker 8: the legends.

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Speaker 2: I have to appreciate that, honest, great good job, Ashley.

483
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Speaker 5: Come on, I love it.

484
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Speaker 2: A loosener called up herself. I mean, geez, Ashley, you

485
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Speaker 2: almost would have got yourself a pass off loosener, loser continent.

486
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Speaker 5: You would have got yourself off there, snake in the grass.

487
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we got Michael, got Michael here now hate Michael.

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 5: What do you think can the lid of a jar

490
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Speaker 5: be loosened?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

492
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Speaker 3: But my brother more Kyle, He says no.

493
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Speaker 13: So we're having a same defate.

494
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Speaker 1: You guys are on the way home from work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're Kyle in the car with you. Can you

496
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Speaker 2: check the legend on the phone? N opened another loosener.

497
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Speaker 3: On the show.

498
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Speaker 2: I want to chat with me, plugging out the airspace, Michael,

499
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Speaker 2: where's Kyle?

500
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Speaker 3: Jobs cannot be loosen?

501
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Speaker 2: That's right, tho. They cannot be loosened.

502
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Speaker 5: I mean, and Michael just bent over your hand in

503
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Speaker 5: the bone.

504
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Speaker 10: Over the car.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I love that. I mean, great, there we

506
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Speaker 2: go with Sarah. Jeez, Sarah, I mean you'd be you

507
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Speaker 2: would be bald, you would be bold to be sticking

508
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Speaker 2: up your hand for the looseners out there right now?

509
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Speaker 2: Are you a loosener? Ken jarsby loosened?

510
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Speaker 12: A loosener?

511
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Speaker 8: I have a series and my theory is you guse

512
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Speaker 8: we make you feel strong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's sounding like a loosener.

514
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Speaker 8: I handed to my husband. He opens it with your

515
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Speaker 8: black He's a hero.

516
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Speaker 4: And you know, sounding like a loosener, it's actually unselfish

517
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Speaker 4: what we do jounding a lot like a I don't

518
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Speaker 4: want to open it.

519
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 2: You don't want to open it.

520
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Speaker 4: I don't want to open it. I just want to

521
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Speaker 4: loosen it so then you can come home. I mean,

522
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Speaker 4: I've been slaving away in the kitchen. You can come

523
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Speaker 4: home and I go. You know, I want to give

524
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Speaker 4: you a little cookie. I'm going to loosen the jar,

525
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Speaker 4: but then give you the win and pop the lid.

526
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Speaker 4: That's what loosteners do. I disagree, okay, and loostener it

527
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Speaker 4: sounds a lot like loser as well. I'm just starting

528
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Speaker 4: to see that it's bad for the branding listening loser.

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Speaker 2: Brody, Brody, are you a listening loser? Or jars can

530
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Speaker 2: only be opened by legends? What have you got for us?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

532
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Speaker 13: Can open legends.

533
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Speaker 2: And they're true. We'll set you free. Do you live

534
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Speaker 2: with a listening loser, Brody? Or what's your Where do

535
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Speaker 2: you live?

536
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Speaker 13: I've come across my share of listening losers?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well thanks for joining the show, Brodie.

538
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Speaker 2: Anything more to say on the topic, or.

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Speaker 13: Well, yeah, I'm going to say, regardless of whether whether

540
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Speaker 13: or not like you loosen the jar, you spent all

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Speaker 13: that time loostening the jar only for someone that's bloody.

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Speaker 9: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it'swelling already on a Friday afternoon. A little bit

544
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Speaker 2: later on this show, we're going to be asking whether

545
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Speaker 2: or not you guys think that actually is a one

546
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Speaker 2: for everyone.

547
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Speaker 5: Spicy when you fall in love, that's an.

548
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Speaker 2: Interesting question for everyone. But before we do that, or

549
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Speaker 2: just as a little bit of a lead up to that,

550
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Speaker 2: we had Eddie perfect in here Woods discussing exactly that

551
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Speaker 2: question because one of our listeners fell in love with

552
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Speaker 2: who she thought was the one in a random lollipop

553
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Speaker 2: man called Rain. Eddie Perfect is in the studio now.

554
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Speaker 2: Eddie has been frantically working for the last four minutes

555
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Speaker 2: on a Valentine's Day. What do we calling this a sonata?

556
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Speaker 6: I mean, look, this is let's call it a Latin jam.

557
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the that's.

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Speaker 6: The beat pattern that I found in the cassio s

559
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Speaker 6: A seventy seven that I feel really is gonna work

560
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Speaker 6: for Ray.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because we're he's talking about Ray, because we've got

562
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Speaker 2: Katrina who joins on the phone right now. Katrina, you've

563
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Speaker 2: leveraged Eddie's talents here in telling us your Valentine for

564
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Speaker 2: this Sunday is, in fact the lollipop man Ray at

565
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Speaker 2: your son's school.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, that's right.

567
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Speaker 4: Was okay, so raising his sixties, he wears glasses, mismatched socks.

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Speaker 5: That's the vibe on Ray.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, that's pretty much it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Eddie's been scrapping in here, like it's been

571
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Speaker 2: amazing to watch how the sausage is made. And we've

572
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Speaker 2: got a guy who is Bettle just nominated for eight

573
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Speaker 2: Tiny Awards four years. Took four years to rush out

574
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Speaker 2: a Broadway back in Australia, and you know here in Australia,

575
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Speaker 2: you know you gotta you gotta prove yourself.

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Speaker 6: You gotta just find no question why I needed four years,

577
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Speaker 6: needed four minutes.

578
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Speaker 2: We don't just count up the overseas accolades you to

579
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Speaker 2: come back here shows on your prove yourself. Eddie perfect.

580
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: So he's had four minutes to write a Valentine's Day

581
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Speaker 2: song for Ray the Lollipop Man, the Latin jam I'm

582
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Speaker 2: ready when you're already Eddie Australia. This is perfect. Here

583
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Speaker 2: you go on a cassio in the studio. Radio doesn't

584
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Speaker 2: get much better than this.

585
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Speaker 5: Alright, this is this is for you.

586
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Speaker 3: Ray.

587
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Speaker 6: Oh God, can you feel that? Ray the lonely lollipop Man.

588
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Speaker 6: We gotta find him love if we can see him

589
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Speaker 6: rock those non matching socks out on the street helping.

590
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Speaker 2: Kid is cross sets.

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Speaker 11: Ray the lonely lollipop Man. He needs a Susan Renee

592
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Speaker 11: or Jam or maybe he prefer a man. No judgments here,

593
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Speaker 11: because one thing is clear. Where the street Okay, he's

594
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Speaker 11: looking for somebody and to look his way.

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Speaker 6: It's Ray.

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Speaker 2: Let me say it again, It's Rain, Rain.

597
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Speaker 6: Oh it's Ray the Lonely Lollipop Man.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, what do you think of traina?

599
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Speaker 8: Oh my god, that was funny brilliance.

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Speaker 9: It's the Willam Woody podcast.

601
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Speaker 2: Does the One? Does the one? Exist? Now? Obviously talking

602
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Speaker 2: about the idea of romantic destiny here, guys, the fact

603
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: that you were destined to end up in just one

604
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Speaker 2: other person's pocket. Because the reason I bring this up

605
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Speaker 2: is there's a study that's been done at Harvard by

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Speaker 2: a guy called Professor Epstein. That right, reputable school, reputable source,

607
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: unlike you, mister slippery source, white law.

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Speaker 5: You know, the University of Mexico has great studies and

609
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Speaker 5: I'm on top of them like butterun bread.

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Speaker 2: So this guy, Professor Epstein, says, there are three hundred

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Speaker 2: and fifty thousand the ones for every person on the planet.

612
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Speaker 5: And how does Epstein come to that realization?

613
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Speaker 2: Actually pulled off a phenomenal study where he studied six

614
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Speaker 2: thousand different women and what they categorized as their soulmate,

615
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Speaker 2: and through a series of trials and controls, managed to

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Speaker 2: prove that. So to just to just for the doubters

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Speaker 2: out there, just to show you how poignant this study is.

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Speaker 2: Three hundred and fifty thousand people, he says, are the one.

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Speaker 2: They're your soulmate. Look, and you already hear people lots

620
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Speaker 2: of people going, oh what about harps? Most of them

621
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Speaker 2: are taken, most of them don't live anywhere near me. Okay,

622
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Speaker 2: if ninety nine point nine percent of those three hundred

623
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Speaker 2: and fifty thousand are taken or don't live near you,

624
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Speaker 2: that's still three hundred and fifty people that live near you.

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Speaker 5: Sure, sure, and are not taken. It's a lot of people.

626
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Speaker 5: It's a lot of people to show.

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Speaker 7: That's what the study says.

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Speaker 2: But you know that I'm a fan of this approach

629
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Speaker 2: to romance, and you're a little bit more romantic than

630
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Speaker 2: I am.

631
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Speaker 5: You're you're a pragmatic man, and it's so romantic and

632
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 5: your partner must love it. But I'm going to come

633
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Speaker 5: with this from a different angle.

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Speaker 4: I agree with Professor Epstein, there's a lot of people

635
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Speaker 4: that you're compatible with rolled around men, but I think

636
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Speaker 4: that the person that you end up being with is

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Speaker 4: the one. So again i'll rephrase that, there isn't one

638
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Speaker 4: person for everyone, but the person that you end up

639
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Speaker 4: being with is the one. Ipso facto, there is a

640
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Speaker 4: one for everyone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I see what you've done there. I believe you.

642
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Speaker 2: I believe I mean, I don't want to get deeper

643
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Speaker 2: into this.

644
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Speaker 4: It pushes you towards one of those three hundred I'll

645
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Speaker 4: walk out of the studio around.

646
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Speaker 2: Kills me. It is just nothing short of a very

647
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 2: boring way to describe your existence. It's narrow minded and

648
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: don't fall for the kids. So you've got to have

649
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: to prove it, Tommy Courtney, You've got evidence. There was

650
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Speaker 2: a sign, There was a sign to suggest that the

651
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Speaker 2: person you are with is the one.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely, So I don't know. Everyone thinks it's to get creepy.

653
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 8: So both our parents don't know each other. We were

654
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Speaker 8: born in the same year, hours apart, in the same

655
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Speaker 8: hospital and also in the same ward, and we actually

656
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 8: started dating in high school. And we only just figured

657
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 8: that out when we just started dating, that our parents

658
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Speaker 8: actually were in the same ward together giving birth to us.

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Speaker 5: Extraordinary.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that is destiny, That is love. Amazing Coordney, you

661
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Speaker 4: are with the one.

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Speaker 2: See again, I just I disagree, Okay, Like I mean,

663
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Speaker 2: like it's a happy set of coincidences, But what does

664
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Speaker 2: that mean, Well, what has that got to do with.

665
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Speaker 5: They're meant to be it. They came onto this planet

666
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Speaker 5: within hours.

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Speaker 4: Well in the in the sweet next door, someone someone

668
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Speaker 4: sent these babies down to our planet.

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Speaker 5: Will to be together.

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Speaker 2: To first as you've got there is if you think

671
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Speaker 2: babies get sent down to the blended big fellas. So

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Speaker 2: let's go. Let's go to Jonathan. Jonathan, you've got some

673
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Speaker 2: evidence or a sign to prove that you're with the one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, mate, Yeah. So on the day that I went

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Speaker 3: to propose to my wife, I planned it all. No

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Speaker 3: one knew what I was doing. And on the way

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Speaker 3: to the proposal point, my wife Donna turned to me

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Speaker 3: and said, I had a really weird dream last night.

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Speaker 3: I was dreaming with teddy bears and rings, and I

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Speaker 3: just thow teddy bears all around me. It was just

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Speaker 3: so bizarre. As was really really vivid, and little did

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Speaker 3: she know that I actually went to propose with our

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Speaker 3: engagement ring in the teddy bear. So I bought a

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Speaker 3: teddy bear.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, spare me, I mean just I mean hospital

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Speaker 2: ward was good. She dreamt of a teddy bear and

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Speaker 2: I put the ring in a bear. It slipped quickly.

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Speaker 2: For you people, you guy, you didn't need Jonathan on

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Speaker 2: the air, all those romantic Destiny fans, He's cooked it. Floyer,

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Speaker 2: We're one of the.

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Speaker 5: Chances, Hope. I'm going to find out how to defend

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Speaker 5: that one.

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